#lender the rabbit

[san-la-vraie234]

Oh shoot.

From an old drawing.

[efraart-mix]

Finally is February 14, the day of love and friendship!!! Happy Valentine's Day everyone :D!!

Accounts of owners of the used Sonic FCs (©) San_La_Vraie Omitayua Aura4Cosmic Snowsupply MK_Moon64 KevinTheNaga

[consolecadet]

Things I’ve looked up for my November novel, day 10

Biggest bank in the US

Next economic bubble

Biggest private student loan lenders

Names like Adam

90 percent of locksmith listings on Google My Business are fake

Female names meaning rabbit

[several searches because I couldn't remember the word 'paywall']

Shadow libraries

Baby pig meme

Recording studio layout

Total words written: 16,691

Words written today: 1,675

Excerpt from today:

1 month ago: Really missing you today :/ 3 weeks ago: Still choosing to believe nobody pulled a Cruz-Santos on you. Blink twice if you’re in deep stealth mode 11 days ago: Fuck you for disappearing 5 days ago: [vintage meme of a metal album with a skeleton doubled over, title “SCIATICA”] Today he writes Please come back and tell Mark to keep his inside thoughts to himself, you were the only one he listened to. Juice’s chat status remains “Information is Power”, just as it has for the past five years.

[thefisherqueen]

I fell a bit behind on Letters from Watson, time to read Shoscombe old place today! :)

Sherlock Holmes had been bending for a long time over a low-power microscope. Now he straightened himself up and looked round at me in triumph. 'Holmes is not human' confirmed, but only in the sense that it is inhuman to be bend over for a long time without developing extreme back pain

“Is it one of your cases?” “No; my friend, Merivale, of the Yard, asked me to look into the case. I don't know if it just my terrible memory for names, but Merivale does not sound familiar. Which is a bit odd, a 'friend' of Holmes we don't yet know. Also strange that Watson is referring to this case as 'your case'. As a result, this case feels rather old? Like it happened long ago, when Holmes and Watson were much less intimate

Actually, more things point in that direction. Like Watson receiving a wound persion

Norberton nearly came within your province once.” “How was that?” “It was when he horsewhipped Sam Brewer, the well-known Curzon Street money-lender, on Newmarket Heath. He nearly killed the man.” “Ah, he sounds interesting! Deranged reaction from Holmes here. I love it. Also, being almost beat to death with a horsewhip sounds extremely painful. Definitely a sadist at work here. Probably only got away with this torturous attack because the dude's rich

And here, I expect, is the man who can tell us.” The door had opened and the page had shown in a tall, clean-shaven man with the firm, austere expression which is only seen upon those who have to control horses or boys. Very amused by the implication that boys behave just like horses. Also slightly bewildered by the sudden appearance of a page. Whom makes up the domestic staff of this household? We've seen occasional references to a page, maid and cook, but they pop up so irregulary that it seems like mrs. Hudson employs them to only almost immediately sack them

He bowed with cold self-possession Watson what does that mean??

“First of all, Mr. Holmes, I think that my employer, Sir Robert, has gone mad.” Holmes raised his eyebrows. “This is Baker Street, not Harley Street,” said he. From wikipedia: "Since the 19th century, the number of doctors, hospitals, and medical organisations in and around Harley Street has greatly increased. Records show that there were around 20 doctors in 1860, 80 by 1900, and almost 200 by 1914."

He thinks of nothing but the horse and the race. His whole life is on it. He's holding off the Jews till then. If the Prince fails him he is done. Always charming, jewish people being referred one to one as money loaners. I guess that makes the Robert's attack on Sam Brewer antisemitistic in nature

And she takes it to heart. She is brooding and sulky and drinking, Mr. Holmes—drinking like a fish. A large part of why I love reading older books and books not written in my native language. Expressions are sometimes so suprising and delightful - drinking like a fish is so vivid

It's all changed, Mr. Holmes, and there is something damned rotten about it. But then, again, what is master doing down at the old church crypt at night? And who is the man that meets him there?” Holmes rubbed his hands. “Go on, Mr. Mason. You get more and more interesting.” Excited autistic hand rubbing time again! :)

So, in summary, so far we've got a man who's violent, mistreats his sister, creeps around at night on some secret business, is severely in debt and utterly reliant on one outcome of a gamble to solve his financial problems. Sounds like a good cocktail for a major interferrence plot to secure the gambling outcome. Torture, murder and abduction not excluded from the possiblities

It was on that second night. Sir Robert turned and passed us—me and Stephens, quaking in the bushes like two bunny-rabbits, for there was a bit of moon that night. This makes such a good image

“There is her maid, Carrie Evans. She has been with her this five years.” “And is, no doubt, devoted?” Mr. Mason shuffled uncomfortably. “She's devoted enough,” he answered at last. “But I won't say to whom.” “Ah!” said Holmes. “I can't tell tales out of school.” I will forever be amazed by the amount of vagueness one can employ and yet for it still be understood as saying 'my master is fucking the maid'. Such creativity

We can't fit that into our plot.” “No, sir, and there is something more that I can't fit in. Why should Sir Robert want to dig up a dead body?” Holmes sat up abruptly. Way to drop a plot twist, my man

“What is the name of that inn you spoke of?” “The Green Dragon.” “Is there good fishing in that part of Berkshire?” The honest trainer showed very clearly upon his face that he was convinced that yet another lunatic had come into his harassed life. Lol. That poor man. I'm getting my hopes up for another cozy inn scene, it feels like a while ago we were treated to some good, intimate Holmes/Watson room sharing

Thus it was that on a bright May evening Holmes and I found ourselves alone in a first-class carriage So I read this fic on AO3 where Holmes and Watson also were alone in a first class carriage and they - ok, nevermind, my AO3 history is between me and my browser only

“Let us consider our data. The brother no longer visits the beloved invalid sister. He gives away her favourite dog. Her dog, Watson! Does that suggest nothing to you?” “Nothing but the brother's spite.” “Well, it might be so. Or—well, there is an alternative. Hm, let me do a poor attempt at considering the data. My best guess is that the brother - sir Robert - wants the dog out of the way for something. What do dogs do? They dig things up and like bones, which might be inconvient if you're digging up dead bodies? They bark when strangers enter the grounds at night? Considering that a stranger did enter the grounds, it might be just that Robert was concerned about the dog raising alarm on that

“But the crypt?” “Ah, yes, the crypt! Let us suppose, Watson—it is merely a scandalous supposition, a hypothesis put forward for argument's sake—that Sir Robert has done away with his sister.” Ok that does make more sense as to why the dog had to go! Of course, a dog would not be fooled by an impersonator. Nor would a horse

My dear Holmes :) :) :)

So the stranger who Mr. Mason saw was the one who's now impersonating the sister, I gather. Gods, the 'man in dress for means of evil deception' trope is old

“How far is this crypt from the house?” asked Holmes.“A good quarter of a mile.” “Then I think we can disregard him altogether.” “I can't afford to do that, Mr. Holmes. The moment he arrives he will want to see me to get the last news of Shoscombe Prince.” “I see! In that case we must work without you, Mr. Mason. You can show us the crypt and then leave us.” Always love Watson and Holmes sneaking around at night

“But why in the world would anyone want to burn the bones of a man who has been dead a thousand years?” asked John Mason. “That is what we are here to find out,” said Holmes. “It may mean a long search, and we need not detain you. I fancy that we shall get our solution before morning.” Are they actually going to open up coffins? That is some gothic shit and I'm here for it

Then, as Holmes returned no answer, he took a couple of steps forward and raised a heavy stick which he carried. “Do you hear me?” he cried. “Who are you? What are you doing here?” His cudgel quivered in the air. But instead of shrinking Holmes advanced to meet him. “I also have a question to ask you, Sir Robert,” he said in his sternest tone. “Who is this? And what is it doing here?” First: oops. Second: Holmes, for your own and Watson's sake, please avoid becoming the next corpse in that crypt

“How came you to know of this?” he cried. And then, with some return of his truculent manner: “What business is it of yours?” “My name is Sherlock Holmes,” said my companion. “Possibly it is familiar to you. In any case, my business is that of every other good citizen—to uphold the law. It seems to me that you have much to answer for.” Holmes' confrontations just are the best. Imagine being this large man with a fearsome reputation, pulling a weapon upon a stranger you find in your own crypt at night, and he just calmly confronts you with what filth he has dug about you. Scary levels of confidence there. I would be taken aback too

“‘Fore God, Mr. Holmes, it's all right,” said he. “Appearances are against me, I'll admit, but I could act no otherwise.” Wondering what excuse this violent villain will come up with

“Well, Sir Robert,” said Holmes, rising, “this matter must, of course, be referred to the police. It was my duty to bring the facts to light, and there I must leave it. Glad that Holmes will not hush up this case. That man may not have murdered his sister, but everything else he did was still out of all bounds, and only done for purely selfish reasons

It is generally known now that this singular episode ended upon a happier note than Sir Robert's actions deserved. (...) Both police and coroner took a lenient view of the transaction, and beyond a mild censure for the delay in registering the lady's decease, the lucky owner got away scatheless from this strange incident in a career which has now outlived its shadows and promises to end in an honoured old age. A rather dissapointing ending to this story, in my opinion. I guess that 'debts should not bring about personal ruin' is a rad point, just as 'don't believe all scandalous gossip', but all the rest just reads like the result of class privilege. Looking for actual work instead of just gambling to gain his own income was of course not even considered. His near deadly attack on Sam Brewer was not adressed, nor are his violent ways. Possibly Doyle considered this a realistic outcome in his time? I love, however, that both Holmes and Watson still made their contempt for this man clear

[bending-sickle]

five songs on repeat, tagged by @mythopoetry

h’okay so for years i used to make fanmixes of “songs i put on repeat” either for that year or, when i had a lot of songs, for the first and second halves of the year. i like putting songs on repeat is what i’m saying.

lately i haven’t done the mixes but i still keep track so these are the ones so far this year. some of these (1 & 5) were already repeats from 2014. what can i say? they still hut the spot.

I Am Kloot - “The Same Deep Water as Me” (I Am Kloot, 2003) ; Drench your soul in the water / Cleanse your heart of the stain

Brown Bird - “Ebb & Flow” (Salt for Salt, 2011) ; If I should die out here at sea / (Ebb and flow, ebb and follow) / Anyone be mourning me / (Ebb and flow, ebb and flow) ; nb. i adore the entire album

Frightened Rabbit - “Swim Until You Can’t See Land” (The Winter of Mixed Drinks, 2010) ; Are you a man? Are you a bag of sand?

Hurts - “Illuminated” (Happiness, 2010) ; We are all illuminated / Lights are shining on our faces, blinding ; nb. i used this in my fanmix for fallen angels, A Gift For the Fallen, Volume 2: Landing, and it’s still one of the mixes i am most proud of)

Conor Oberst - “Lenders in the Temple” (Conor Oberst, 2008) ; I'd give a fortune to your infomercial / If somebody would just take my call

tagging: @seschat, @pepperf, @icarus-suraki, @spoopy-action-at-distance, @cargopantsman , @its-sorcery

[turtletaubwrites]

Numbers Game ~ Masterlist

Please enjoy this smutty one shot that got insanely out of hand.

Last Updated: 9/24/24

Pairings: Cross Guild x Fem!Reader x Special Guest

Ao3 Link

Series Playlist: Youtube Music Link | Youtube Link

Summary: You left your stable/boring life as an investment banker to have some adventure. Unfortunately, that sweet Warlord of the Sea didn't follow your financial advice, and now you and your clown are at the mercy of his biggest lender and his new business partner.

Rating/Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, 18+, MDNI, AFAB!Reader, She/Her Pronouns for Reader, Reader-Insert, Use of Y/N, Dark Content, Trauma, Panic Attacks, Dissociation, PTSD, Threats, Alcohol, Cigars, Blood and Violence, Swearing, Angst, Smut, Fluff, Guilt, Manipulation, Humiliation, Degradation, Teasing, Pet Names, Power Imbalance, Possessive Behavior, Jealousy, Daddy Kink, Masturbation, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Choking, PIV Sex, Unprotected Sex, Cuckolding, Biting, Face Slapping, Dom/Sub Undertones, Praise Kink, Size Difference, Overstimulation, Blow Jobs, Hair Pulling, Dacryphilia, Orgasm Control, Large Cock, Anal, Double Penetration, Knifeplay, Pain Kink, Blood Kink, Aftercare, Bondage, Spanking, Punishments, Orgies, Fights, Brat Handling, Gangbang, Scratching, Body Worship, Cock Warming, Comeplay, Relationship Drama, Inappropriate Use of Akuma no Mi | Devil Fruit Powers, Cross Guild boys are VILLAINS, Additional tags listed on each post

A/N: I'm obsessed. What do I have to do to get my butt onto that green couch?

Part 1 ~ (2863) | Part 2 ~ (2173) | Part 3 ~ (3065) | Part 4 ~ (2268) | Part 5 ~ (1950) Part 6 ~ (2864) | Part 7 ~ (2397) | Part 8 ~ (2050) | Part 9 ~ (4515) | Part 10 ~ (3944) | Part 11 ~ (4176) | Part 12 ~ (2823) | Part 13 ~ (5321) | Part 14 ~ (5371) | Part 15 ~ (4533) | Part 16 ~ (9686) | Part 17 ~ (3930) | Part 18 ~ (9508) | Part 19 ~ (3885) | Part 20 ~ (7349) | Part 21 ~ (4815) | Part 22 ~ (4300) | Part 23 ~ (4090) | Part 24 ~ (4295) | Part 25 ~ (4880) | Part 26 ~ (7279) | Part 27 ~ (8775) | Part 28 ~ (6934) | Part 29 ~ (7023) | Part 30 ~ (7249) | Part 31 ~ (7853) | Part 32 ~ (12,614) | Part 33 ~ (10,625) | Part 34 ~ (11331) | Part 35 ~ (10,265) | Part 36

Extra Scenes

| Rabbit's Fur ~ (654) |

Asks, Author's Notes, and Sillies

| Party Attire ~ Reader ~ (Author's Version of Numbers Girl's Party Dress) | Party Attire ~ The Boys ~ (Author's Version the of the Boys' Party Clothes) | Suitor Dossiers ~ (Get to Know the Hunters ~ Read Part 31 First!) |

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[animatedaf]

Another 12 months of animatin', illustratin' and video creatin' in the can! This was another pretty stacked year for freelance work and building up my YouTube channel. Read on for more details on each month!

January:

The year kicked off with the release of What a Waste, which I animated at the end of last year. I created a poster to celebrate it's launch.

I also had some artwork in print via an article in LeftLion magazine!

I also illustrated my OC Drillbot ReV for the year of the rabbit and put out a new animation showreel.

February:

I did a valentines card for CherryT of the pair of us in Mario & Luigi style. I was also commissioned to do an edit of the van animation I did last year, this time with a car and some other minor tweaks.

March:

At the start of this month I hit over 1000 subscribers on YouTube, only took 17 years! To celebrate I put together a quick video talking about the past, present and future of the channel, using it as a test to see how I could start making more fully-edited, scripted videos using my PNGTuber.

The first of these was an almost hour long video exploring my DVD/Blu-Ray collection.

April:

This was the month that I really pushed to get a load different videos out on my channel, with full illustrated thumbnails for each! This mostly consisted of a six-part let's play of the Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog, cut down from an April fools day livestream.

I also did an impressions video about the Super Mario Bros movie and a scripted video about Easter eggs I snuck into my animations, just in time for Easter! I also made a speedpaint video for one of the video thumbnails and made a new logo for the speedpaint videos.

There was also a birthday card illustration for CherryT inspired by the Mario movie!

May:

May was a pretty quiet month, mainly consisting of two illustrations: a quick one of an OC for mermay and a piece of fan art of vTuber Asha the Game Genie. Both of these were captured off-stream and turned into speedpaint videos.

I also made a supercut of a Netherlands travel vlog from 2018 with a bunch of additional footage that I never got around to editing before, in time for the 5th anniversary of our friends wedding that we attended that year!

June:

My first big freelance project finally arrived between May and June, an informational film about Credit Unions, done in a similar style to several films I did last year, but with more colour in the mix.

I also did a couple of livestreams this month, namely a reaction stream to a Nintendo Direct and a Sonic anniversary stream, a part of which was edited into a video of me drawing obscure Sonic characters from memory.

July:

With that freelance project done and dusted I dedicated most of this month to some personal animating stuff: mainly giving my PNGTuber a fresh coat of paint by improving all the animations with more frames. I made a scripted video about the process.

I also made big progress on a re-animated collab shot that I finally finished in November.

August:

Browsing my pages you'd think I did absolutely nothing this month, but I was in fact deep in researching for a video series I plan to make for YouTube in the near future when I have more spare time for it. What started as a single short video idea deep-dived into a rabbit hole of fascinating stuff that I can't wait to share with you all!

I also started animating an intro for this video series, which is currently sitting in sketch form and will be returned to next year when I can!

September:

My YouTube planning had to be stuck on hold as another big freelance project landed on my lap: an informational film about community lenders. There is some pretty fun scenes in this, and yet another loan shark character! This took up all of September and was released at the end of October.

October:

Just as I wrapped up the previous project another even bigger one was being cooked up: a sequel to What a Waste! Once the filming of the puppetry and the recording of the voice talent was ready I could get to work on once again animating faces for the returning apple character and the five new characters!

What a Waste was a pretty experimental film but this time around I had a working system in place to jump straight in and assumed I would be able to get this one done in less time. I technically did get it done in less time because the deadline for it was much tighter, but it was a crunch to do so, consisting in total of over 2000 assets!

In the short space between these projects I illustrated Rouge the Bat based on a Twitter trend.

November:

November was mostly taken up by wrapping up production on Apple-y Ever After. In total it took about five weeks, about a week longer than I planned, not helped by me choking on a slice of potato that rendered shallowing anything difficult for weeks! It was a good thing CherryT was around at the time to perform a Heimlich maneuver on me! Absolute life saver!

A teaser trailer was released mid way through the month.

Once that was done with I went back and finally finished this shot for the Wario Ware GOLD re-Animated collab that I had been chipping away at on-and-off for around three years! It's done pretty nicely on both Newgrounds and YouTube. The full collab should be out sometime next year! Speaking of which, I have another shot reserved that I need to crack on with when I'm less busy with freelance work!

December:

I've started another big animation project that will run until the end of January and hopefully be released in Feb. This was the third project in a row with hardly a break in between and that, on top of the film work, left me feeling pretty burnt out, hence this quick doodle.

Digital Eclipse summed up the birthday cake CherryT made for me best!

I spent the spare time I had at the start of the month to make a video about the latest birthday cake CherryT made me. I also took this opportunity to edit remasters of previous cake videos, including one that was never finished. Here's the playlist for all six of them.

Apple-y Ever After finally released near Xmas, which meant I could publish this poster I made for it. Next month there will be a making of video published by Deadline and so far the film has been quite the hit, currently sitting at around 40K views!

Finally, I published an old Xmas animation from 2010 on YouTube, but because the original video had copyrighted music baked into the sound effects, I remade the soundtrack from scratch!

Previous years: 2022 - 2021 - 2020 - 2019

2018 - 2017 - 2016

[deepinmummymatters]

How to Become a Homeowner

Buying a home is a life goal for many people. There is a sense of satisfaction and pride that comes with becoming a homeowner. You have the freedom to decorate as you please and a feeling of security. It can also be a sound financial investment. Below, we look at the crucial steps to become a homeowner in the UK. This includes saving for a deposit, securing a mortgage and the buying process. Saving for a Deposit The biggest hurdle when it comes to home ownership is the deposit. Most homeowners are required to put down at least 10% of the property price.  Keep in mind that it is not just the deposit you will need to budget for. Mortgage fees, surveying costs and conveyancing will all need to be considered. To prepare you for the legal costs involved with buying a home, you can use a conveyancing fees calculator. Not everyone has the option of moving home. The infamous “bank of mum and dad” is a privilege to some but not to all. For many people, the reality is cutting costs, taking on extra shifts or jobs or exploring a side hustle. Set aside a specific savings account - the Lifetime ISA (LISA) is a great start - specifically for a deposit. Keeping your goal in mind is essential to saving. With each non-necessary purchase, ask yourself, “Is this worth how much I want to be a homeowner?”.  Using a Government Scheme As mentioned above, the LISA is a great way to save and reap the rewards with the 25% government bonus. Keep in mind that there are schemes available to budding homeowners. These include Shared Ownership and Help to Buy.  Finding a Home We can all get lost down the Rightmove or Zoopla rabbit hole. But we also need to be realistic about what we can afford and what we need from a home. When looking for the perfect property, ask yourself the following: - What are your criteria?  For example, how many bedrooms do you need? - What is your budget? What can you realistically afford? - What are your non-negotiables? (for example, it must have a garden or a bath fitted.) - What can you be flexible about? - Have you researched the neighbourhood? Is it in a safe area? - Is it close to amenities? (For example, if you don’t drive, is it close to shops, a doctor and public transport?) - Does it need maintenance and repairs? Are you prepared to take those on, and can you afford to? Securing a Mortgage Most people will require a mortgage to purchase a home. You must first apply for an Agreement in Principle to see what the lender is willing to loan you. Be aware this does not guarantee a mortgage. From here, you will apply for the mortgage itself. Lenders will consider the following:  Your Income Your income will be reviewed to ensure you have the funds to make the mortgage payments each month. The lender will ask to see recent payslips. Be aware that you will need additional proof if you are self-employed.  Your Outgoings Your outgoings will also be considered, and you will be asked to provide bank statements. This is so that the lender can see if you are responsible for your money. It also shows that you can make regular payments for utilities, for example, without issue. Gambling and excessive spending are very often red flags for lenders. Your Credit Score The better your credit score, the more desirable you are for a loan. There are a few simple ways to improve your credit score, such as ensuring you are registered to vote. It is also worth disputing any errors or inaccurate information. The House-Buying Process Once you have saved the deposit and secured a mortgage, you can start the buying process. There are two essential parts to this  - conveyancing and a property survey. Surveying A property survey is not mandatory, but it is highly recommended. A survey can give you an insight into the condition of the home. It can also highlight any issues it may have and the remedial work required.  The type of survey you opt for will depend on the type of home you are buying. In the simplest terms: - A Snagging Survey is for newly built homes. - A Level 2 survey (formerly Homebuyers Report) is suitable for most conventional homes in good condition. - A Level 3 survey (formerly Building Survey) is recommended for older and historic homes, those in poor condition or unusual in any way.  Conveyancing Conveyancing is the legal aspect of a property transaction. You should instruct a conveyancer or conveyancing solicitor once your offer is accepted. Part of the process includes essential searches on the home. These check for flood risks, radon gas levels and subsidence risks. Conveyancing starts once your offer is accepted and ends with the completion of the sale. A Final Word As we've shown above, the key to becoming a homeowner is careful planning. This is not something to be rushed. Take time to be financially prepared and to find a home that fits your needs. With this in mind, always take into account your survey results.  Finally - try to enjoy the process! Yes, it can be time-consuming and stressful, but it is also a very exciting life milestone. Throughout the paperwork and research, stop to appreciate that you are taking a positive step toward home ownership. Read the full article

[100dayproductivity]

4/100.

Urgh! Doom scrolling again! And urgh! Still have plantar fasciitis! But... I have at least started on my foot care regimen whilst going down a YouTube rabbit hole. Here's the list so far:

Ice my heel. ✓

Warm muscles in calves and Achilles tendon with heating bag. ✓

Loosen tightness with tennis ball/roller.

Stretch calves, Achilles tendon, and bottom of foot on stairs.

Also, have managed to knock out a couple of chores. Dishwasher is loaded and running. And managed to do some decluttering! I will be passing a bagful of items to someone who wants them later today, and I'm so pleased! Some of the items are paper products that I thought I'd end up having to just put in the recycling bin, but this person will be able to make use of them! Yay!

So. Time to stop procrastinating. I need to finish my foot care regimen, but also need a shower and I need some lunch, I'm starving. There are a couple of phone calls I am avoiding though. 😥 One is for a referral for cataract removal. Yes, I have cataracts. Yes, I'm kinda young for cataracts but my eyesight has been poor since childhood so apparently that's a factor. Cataract surgery is pretty much at the top of the list of things triggering my anxiety and is one of the main causes of my avoidance behaviour. There, I said it. 😮‍💨

So, am I gonna call the clinic my GP gave me a referral for today? 😮‍💨

The other phone call I'm avoiding is returning the call to my mortgage lender to discuss my renewal options. My renewal date is coming up in December. I think for this phone call I'm just being lazy, but possibly I'm nervous about what the interest rates are going to be and thus, what my new monthly payments will be. Is it going to be a huge increase from what I'm paying now?? 😮‍💨

Right. So these are the things I've been avoiding.

Alright. Need food. Too bad I'm outta peanut butter. It's my go-to comfort food. (I'm always out of peanut butter, it doesn't last long around here.)

What are you fearing today?

[economicslive]

⚡️ Small U.S. lenders who have an excessive share of office loans could be the next group to run into trouble after bank failures.

👉 Rising interest rates, a downturn in the commercial real estate (CRE) market and the spread of telecommuting are creating problems for small firms that issued risky loans to finance office buildings, analysts said.

👉 For banks with $1 billion to $10 billion in assets, CRE loans accounted for about 33% of the total held on their balance books, according to ratings agency Fitch.

👉 At the end of last year, CRE accounted for only about 6% of loans from large banks with total assets of more than $250 billion.

👉 Goldman Sachs economists estimate that the combined share of small and medium-sized banks, including lenders with less than $250 billion in assets, is 80% of total commercial mortgage loans.

Julie Solar, loan officer at Fitch Ratings, said the office sector is facing deteriorating asset quality, putting smaller banks at risk due to their relatively greater risk exposure as a percentage of their assets.

👉 According to Fitch, the total exposure of the US banking system to CRE loans at the end of December was $2.5 trillion.

❗️ Rabbit brothers, my advice to you is stay away from the REIT market now 🙏

[legallandsdelhi]

Business setup abroad

Introduction

You've decided to take your business global. Good for you! Expanding into new markets is a great way to grow your company and find new customers. But before you can start selling to customers in other countries, you need to set up a business there.

There are a lot of things to consider when business setup abroad. For starters, you need to choose the right country and the right type of company. You also need to get familiar with the local business culture and the laws that apply to businesses in that country.

In this article, we'll walk you through the process of setting up a business abroad and offer some tips on how to make it as successful as possible.

Researching Local Regulations and Laws

Before you go too far down the rabbit hole, it's important to do some basic research on the local regulations and laws. What are the business registration procedures? What are the corporate tax rates? What are the restrictions on foreign ownership? Are there any required licenses or permits?

It's also a good idea to consult with a lawyer or an accountant who is familiar with local business laws. They can help you navigate the maze of regulations and get your business off the ground smoothly.

Locating Financing for Business Setup Abroad

You can secure your business setup abroad by applying for a small business loan from a traditional bank, or an online lender. Applying for a loan is a relatively easy process, and the loan officers will be happy to work with you to get you the best possible deal.

There are also government grants and incentives available for businesses that set up shop in certain countries or regions. Do some research on the web, or contact your local economic development office to find out what's available in your area.

Whatever route you decide to take, make sure you have a firm idea of your company's financial needs before you apply. This will help you present a realistic proposal to the lending institution and increase your chances of being approved for a loan.

Recruiting and Training Your Team

If you’re looking to set up a business abroad, then you’ll need to think about an effective way to recruit and train employees in the foreign country. Your team will be the backbone of your operation, so it’s important that you get it right.

First, familiarize yourself with the local labor laws and make sure you are compliant from the outset. Then, develop an effective recruitment process. Start by networking with local industry professionals to find out what resources are available in your target location– these can include recruitment firms, university graduates and online job portals.

Once you have your team in place, it’s time to think about training. Invest in comprehensive on boarding programs that cover the basics of your business operations as well as any specific requirements of the role. Additionally, ongoing training sessions should be held regularly to help employees develop their skills further and stay up-to-date with new developments in your sector. Doing this will ensure that your overseas business is equipped with a highly skilled and productive workforce that can efficiently drive its growth and success over time.

Planning and Implementing Your Business Strategy

Once you have figured out what you need, it’s now time to start planning and creating your business strategy. This is essential when setting up a business abroad as you need to have a clear plan and objectives that will help you succeed from the start.

A few questions you will want to ask yourself are:

What resources do I need?

What are the risks involved in my venture?

How much capital do I need to get started?

How will I reach potential customers?

What type of marketing and advertising should I use?

What are the tax implications?

Answering all of these questions before starting your business setup is essential for success. You will also want to create a budget and timeline for each step of your process. This way, nothing is left up to chance and your business will be set up properly from the beginning.

Leveraging the Local Market for Growth

When setting up a business abroad, you also need to take advantage of the local market. This means researching and understanding the local economic and political environment. You need to gain an understanding of the culture, legal requirements and regulations, industry trends and customer needs.

You should also take time to understand the local language, as this can help you reach out to potential customers or partners. In addition, you should research potential competitors, both locally and globally – including their strengths, weaknesses, strategies and products – so that you can assess how they could affect your business operations.

Finally, you need to assess potential growth opportunities and develop strategies that can help your business not just survive but thrive in a new market. This could include launching new products tailored for local customers or exploring partnerships with local companies or government agencies.

Conclusion

Before you take the plunge, it's important to do your homework and understand the various legal and financial requirements of

business set up abroad

in a foreign country. With the help of a qualified attorney and accountant, you can make the process much smoother and ensure that your business is off to a successful start.

[san-la-vraie234]

Like a big brother !

[rumpledgoldenweaver]

The Wolf With The Red Roses.

Chapter One

“On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

Yes.

I bet you say that to all the boys”

Meatloaf’s powerful voice sounded slightly tinny over the ancient speakers at Granny’s Diner, not that anyone was taking much notice of him. In fairness the song really didn’t suit the day. There wasn’t a burning beach, it was the middle of October, certainly not a hot summers night. The fog which had grown denser as the day wore on apparently had no inclination to go crawling over the sand preferring instead to hang around in town making everything feel damp.

“We won’t be able to see the full moon tonight” complained Ruby.

“We won’t be able to see across the bloody street soon” Hook frowned as he shrugged his heavy black leather coat on “I hate fog” he opened the door to leave just as Belle tried to come in.

“Sorry love! After you” he stepped to the side letting her pass.

“Ever the gentleman Hook” she smiled

“I try”

Belle took a stool at the counter, ordered a hot chocolate “with a little extra flavouring please Ruby, I’m bloody freezing” Her ears picked up as she caught a little bit of the song, making her blush slightly because Belle had found herself a wolf who apparently had access to an entire garden of red roses.

The wolf had first appeared on the night of the August full moon. Walking home from a girls night at the Rabbit Hole, Belle had been unable to shake the feeling she was being followed. She’d stopped several times to listen for footsteps, zigzagged from one side of the street to the other whilst discreetly checking behind her using shop windows and the wing mirrors on cars, but couldn’t see anyone. She’d almost shouted out in fright when she saw the wolf sitting outside the library door. It wasn’t a particularly big wolf, it had brown fur tinged with grey, deep brown eyes and a rose between it’s teeth. Belle had stood open mouthed as it padded over, dropped the rose at her feet, appeared to almost smile and then ambled off down the street like it owned it.  Later it would occur to her that the animal seemed to have a slight limp.

Belle had tried not to think about it too much, however when September’s full moon came round the wolf had been back. Just after midnight as she’d been about to go to bed, a mournful howl had drifted in through the window. She’d gone downstairs, opened the door and there it was again with a rose between it’s teeth.

“You okay Belle? You look a bit flushed” Ruby carefully placed the glass mug down on the counter

“I’m fine, just the change in temperature” she picked up the drink, warming her cold hands on the mug and took a sip “how much extra flavouring is in this..?”  Ruby just winked as she served the next customer. Belle laughed, she took her book from her bag and started to read, managing to drown out the background music and the steady stream of patrons until

“A rare burger?” Ruby repeated sounding slightly incredulous “I can’t serve you that! You’ll be ill and then you’ll sue us!”

Belle pretended she wasn’t listening.

“I assure you Miss Lucas I will be fine. Now please just give me my order and I can be on my way”

“Okay fine” Ruby turned away muttering something about him obviously being a real predator.

Belle glanced sideways at the person concerned. It was Mr Gold the pawnbroker, landlord, money lender and lone wolf.

Wolf.

No don’t be so silly Belle she mentally scolded herself. Just because he has brown hair tinged with silver, deep brown eyes, eats rare burgers and has a limp does not make him the wolf. There are no such things as werewolves she told herself sternly, anyway he hasn’t got a rose between his teeth. She giggled at the thought. Gold heard and raised an eyebrow at her, then smiled. Wolfishly.

Stop it  Belle! She chastised herself again. However much alcohol Ruby had added to the hot chocolate obviously had gone straight to her head. Best not to have a second.

She was still laughing to herself later that night as she got into bed. Mr Gold the werewolf how bloody ridiculous. She stopped laughing though when an impatient howl rang out from the street below.

“No way” she got back out of bed, wrapped a dressing gown round herself and went downstairs to open the door. There was the wolf, somehow managing to look very smug, with a rose between it’s teeth.

For a minute neither one moved, they stood staring at each other in the cold, murky fog. Belle caved in first “Well… are you going to come in or are you going home?” The animal looked a little taken aback , it’s earlier bravado fading somewhat. Now that it had Belle’s full attention it seemed unsure as to what to do with it. “Make your mind up wolf, I’m not standing out here all night freezing my arse off” Belle pulled the dressing gown tighter, folding her arms across her body as if that would help ward off the cold. The wolf whimpered, shifting it’s weight across three paws, almost like a human would shuffle their feet, woofed in an embarrassed tone and then looked down the street towards the row of shops. It appeared to expect some sort of answer from her. Belle sighed “Look Skippy, Lassie, Pluto or whatever your name is, I don’t speak wolf, so if there’s a kid stuck down a well or something you’re going to have to do better than that”

The wolf rolled it’s eyes. Belle was quite sure wolves weren’t supposed to be able to do that however she wasn’t about to debate the issue “I’m going back to bed” she told it firmly “you can either come up with me or you can go to wherever it is you live, up to you” with that she turned round and stepped back through the doorway. The wolf thought for a moment, then gently pushed the rose towards her with it’s snout. Woofing softly it too turned and started off down the street. Belle picked up the flower, hurried back upstairs to her flat and went straight to the window. Parting the curtains just enough to see out, she watched the wolf as it crossed the deserted road, heading right for Gold’s shop. It looked around then pawed at the door till it opened, disappearing inside. Belle swore she heard it howl just as the door closed. She continued to watch the shop for a while, when there wasn’t any further activity she decided to retire for the night. Just as she decided to close the curtains, the lights inside the pawnbroker’s switched off one by one. Gold walked out of the shop, locking the door behind him. His face was half hidden in the shadows thrown by the street light. Suddenly he turned to look right at her, as if he knew she was spying on him. Belle ducked back behind the curtain but she was certain he’d seen her. When she dared to peak again he had vanished.

“I need a drink” she had some brandy somewhere, that would do. After pouring herself a large measure she sat down heavily on the sofa, closing her eyes. She wasn’t one for swearing but couldn’t help the “Fucking Hell” that escaped.

Mr Gold was a werewolf. Mr Gold was a werewolf who had been bringing her roses.

[1morefairytale]

LFRP – Saachi Medvyed

A cheerful, naive, runaway noble on a mission to become a hero. Saachi has spent so much of her life tucked away from the world by an over-protective (and incredibly shady) father figure that, now that she’s run away, she intends to see the world for what it is and for what it one day -could- be with her help.

THE BASICS –––

Name: Saachi Medvyed

Age: 22

Nameday: 3rd Sun of the 4th Umbral Moon

Race: Raen, Au’ra

Gender: Female

Alignment: Neutral Good/Chaotic Good

Marital Status: Smitten with a guy in a big @dumb-hat​. Certainly not married.

Server: Balmung

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE –––

Hair: Saachi’s natural hair color is a vibrant forest green. It is long, straight, and often pulled back into a braid (or down with multiple braids woven through it) or clasped with pretty bows.

Eyes: Saachi’s eyes are a dark yellow/gold with a lighter, brighter yellow limbral ring around them.

Height: 62.4 inches (5′2″)

Build: On first glance, Saachi might look deceptively frail. While tall for a female au’ra, she is still petite. She wears very feminine dresses, skirts and blouses that, while very pretty, hide that beneath the delicate fabrics, big skirts, and puffy sleeves she’s actually quite strong. Saachi believes very strongly in hard work and discipline and her toned, muscular body shows this.

Common Accessories: Saachi is always wearing some kind of jewelry (usually gold): rings, necklaces, hair combs, anything she finds pretty. She carries a traveling bag with her with medicine kits inside, a good book to read (fairytales and adventure stories with plenty of drama and romance are her favorite), something to snack on, and usually flowers that she’s gathered or toys that she’s purchased from vendors to give to children she encounters. She also carries either a staff or a wand with her for conjury purposes. She is learning to swordfight and, being intensely dedicated to anything she chooses to pursue, it is likely she will start carrying a sword with her as well.

PERSONAL –––

Profession: Saachi currently helps run a daycare in the Mist and also volunteers her time as a midwife and healer for refugees that do not have access to city doctors. She will say that being a ‘hero in training’ is also her profession, but it is usually greeted with polite chuckles and pats on the head rather than being taken seriously (she takes it very seriously).

Hobbies: Daydreaming, reading, playing harp, working on a book she hopes to one day publish about Eorzean folklore, researching this book by looking into any reports of any peculiar monsters or beasts to verify if they are real (and fight them if they are causing problems), offering her assistance to anyone in need, building sand castles on the beach, flying kites in windy weather, dancing barefoot in the grass. The usual.

Languages: Common

Residence: She currently lives in a free company based out of The Mist that serves as a healing clinic and daycare.

Birthplace: She doesn’t know where she was born, but she was raised in Ul’dah by a politician/money lender named Aban. She has also run away from him and he’ll most certainly be trying to get her back.

Patron Deity: Oschon, the Wanderer. Saachi intends to see and explore every last bit of this world.

RELATIONSHIPS –––

Spouse: Saachi has hardly had a boyfriend for that long; she is not thinking about marriage

Children: None of her own; she just helps care for ones in the daycare when she is there.

Parents: Her real parents are a mystery to her but she was raised by an over-protective, emotionally abusive, shady adoptive father figure.

Siblings: None that she knows of.

Other Relatives: Unknown.

Pets: She has a pet rabbit named Nym

TRAITS –––

* Bold your character’s answer.

Extroverted / In Between / Introverted

Disorganized / In Between / Organized

Close Minded / In Between / Open Minded

Calm / In Between / Anxious

Disagreeable / In Between / Agreeable

Cautious / In Between / Reckless

Patient / In Between /  Impatient

Outspoken / In Between / Reserved

Leader / In Between / Follower

Empathetic / In Between / Apathetic

Optimistic / In Between / Pessimistic

Traditional / In Between / Modern

Hard working  / In Between / Lazy

Cultured / In Between / Uncultured

Loyal / In Between / Disloyal

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION –––

Smoking Habit: Nah

Drugs: Nah

Alcohol: Sure!

 RP HOOKS –––

Naive runaway: Saachi had a very controlling father when she was younger. She wasn't allowed to go anywhere unaccompanied, she had no close friends, she went nowhere dangerous. 5 years ago she ran away and she's learned a lot since then, but 5 years is still not very long in the grand scheme of things. She trusts extraordinarily easily and does not always immediately recognize signs of danger or cons.

Hero worship: While she didn't have many friends as a child, she did have a great deal of books. Her father let her read as many fairytales and myths as she wanted and it became the blueprint for what she'd begin to think of the world: It's a place full of dangers and people who need help. She wants to be that help! She'll recklessly throw herself into danger if it means being a hero.

Protector of children: Since discovering that she did not have the childhood she should have, she has made it a life's mission to make sure that other children do. She runs a daycare near the beach and her mission is to give the children there as much space to build their imaginations, creativity, and selves as they need. If a child is in need, Saachi is going to do everything she can to help that child.

Midwife: Saachi has been under the tutelage of Stillglade Fane since she ran away from home. She's a practicing conjurer and while she's always looking for an opportunity to protect allies in battle with her spells, she spends just as much time caring for pregnant refugees who do not have the access or funds to established doctors. She provides this service for free as she finds the opportunity to help those in need more meaningful to her than gil. If someone really wants to offer payment, she accepts donations to Stillglade Fane or to the daycare.

Law? What law?: Saachi does what she thinks is right no matter the consequences. And she tends to it in the most dramatic manner possible (that's what they'd do in books, after all). If local authority has laws in place that get in the way of her helping someone, she will ignore that law. If it's in the way of helping, it shouldn't be a law anyway, right? This often puts her at odds with local governments and with the Fane.

CONTACT INFORMATION  –––

Contacting me here on tumblr or finding me in game is the best bet. If you see Saachi out in the world, please say hi!

I do have a Discord and I do RP on it. I don’t give that information out right away though. I’d like to interact in game or through tumblr a few times before I feel comfortable giving that information out.

I have craaaazy work hours. I work the night shift M-F. That means that I’m on very early in the morning and sometimes in the late afternoon/early evening. I’m usually not on very late unless it’s a weekend.

Notes –––

Saachi will be excited to meet new people… and I will too! Nym (her bunny) will be timid and wary, but he’ll get over it. Follows come from @luck-and-larceny​- a character blog for a thief character of mine named Malika. I also have an alt at @matter-of-a-pinion​ named Livana (Liv). They both have LFRP and Carrds pinned to their pages so feel free to check them out too if you like!

[xjoonchildx]

Ana, I hope you’re doing well. February was a tough month for me, and left me feeling a little blue, but I’m so glad it’s over and I’m feeling much better now that it’s March (where does the time go??!). I know we talked about Jimin’s snaggletooth and Jin’s worldwide proportions, but today is actually like to talk about the one and only, Jeon Jungkook (and his bunny smile 🐰)

Facial analysis and profile: I think Jungkook has a tapered face shape. Sometimes he can have the most adorable chubby cheeks and other times he can look like a literal incubus demon (like you, I’m addicted to fanfic)! So there may be two reasons for Jungkook’s adorable chubby cheeked appearance: either an overgrowth of his masseter muscle that sits on the front of your jaw, or an pronounced buccal fat pad (buccal is just a fancy term for cheek). His symmetry is really on point, and you can tell his face is very proportional, especially in profile view (again the lender of another abnormally sharp jawline)! The point I really wanted to hit on was that Jungkook has so many adorable moles on his face (the scientific term for a mole is a nevus), and it was just interesting to me because at my school, they teach us to screen moles for signs of skin cancer at every visit (sorry that turned morbid so fast)

Nose 👃🏽, lips👄, and chin 🗣: Jungkook’s nasolabial angle is almost perfectly 90 degrees, which indicates good upper lip support. His labiomental groove is also very defined, indicating he has a prominent chin! I think Jungkook also has nice lips (is that weird to say)? His Cupid’s bow is so defined (the guy wears lipstick better than I do! 😍

Tooth and smile analysis: okay this is my favorite feature on him!! I love his bunny teeth with all my heart. They lend him such a useful appearance (bc he’s bangtan’s baby 🥺) Fun fact, I learned recently that rabbits teeth differ from humans in that they never fully mature and continue to keep regenerating throughout their lifetime (meanwhile once human teeth are gone, they’re gone.) Bunny teeth, or buck teeth in general, are caused by a condition called overbite. This could be because the top jaw is more far forward than the lower jaw, but I think in JK’s case, his front teeth are tipped and just have a different inclination! This can be corrected by Invisalign if you don’t like it (not every case though)! I would say Jungkook’s smile arc is flatter than the other boys, meaning that it doesn’t follow the contours of his lower lip, it’s just a straight line. However, his smile is no less stunning, esp when those dimples pop (that zygomaticus major muscle tho)!!

That’s all she wrote for now,

Toothie 🦷

okay first of all sweet 🦷 i don’t know who’s giving you a hard time lately but you send them direct to me and i will STRAIGHTEN THEM OUT OKAY 💪🏽

phew. now that that’s out of the way and now that i know you’re having a better month welcome to min march things can only go up from here.

let’s talk about the golden maknae and his otherworldly good looks and perfect teeth.  

Jungkook’s adorable chubby cheeked appearance: either an overgrowth of his masseter muscle that sits on the front of your jaw, or an pronounced buccal fat pad

forgive me for getting immediately overexcited about the word “masseter” lol. much to my surprise, it has nothing to do with body parts below the belt.  however if it’s responsible for his adorable, chubby (FACE ANA FACE) cheeks then i’m happy for them.

the scientific term for a mole is a nevus

someday we’ll talk about the nevus on hoseok’s lip. someday.

Jungkook’s nasolabial angle is almost perfectly 90 degrees, which indicates good upper lip support. His labiomental groove is also very defined, indicating he has a prominent chin! I think Jungkook also has nice lips (is that weird to say)? His Cupid’s bow is so defined (the guy wears lipstick better than I do! 😍

okay, a couple of things stick out to me about this particular part of the analysis: “almost perfectly 90 degrees” is such a JK accomplishment, right? but OF COURSE his angles would be almost perfect. you also noted his very defined (FACE ANA FACE) labiomental groove, which makes for that perfectly chiseled chin.  also it is never ever ever weird to say jungkook has nice lips facts are just facts 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

Bunny teeth, or buck teeth in general, are caused by a condition called overbite. This could be because the top jaw is more far forward than the lower jaw, but I think in JK’s case, his front teeth are tipped and just have a different inclination! 

also i think you’re right about JK’s tipped teeth. they do seem angled and the effect is so endearing.  all of these features coming together for the perfect smile.

thank you so much sweet 🦷 💗💗💗 

tell everyone not to mess with you OR ELSE.

[turtletaubwrites]

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Bend Until You Break ~ Masterlist ~ YANDERE!Trafalgar Law x Fem!Reader ~ (Completed) ~ DARK CONTENT ~ You have struggled with mystery pains and injuries for most of your life, and had resigned yourself to suffer after every doctor told you there was nothing wrong. But when a world renowned doctor/pirate comes to town to offer aid in exchange for supplies, you decide to give hope one more chance. Maybe you'll finally find a doctor you can trust.

Numbers Game ~ Masterlist ~ Ongoing poly fic series (Paused but returning soon!) ~ Cross Guild x Fem!Reader ~ You left your stable/boring life as an investment banker to have some adventure. Unfortunately, that sweet Warlord of the Sea didn't follow your financial advice, and now you and your clown are at the mercy of his biggest lender and his new business partner.

We've All Got Needs ~ Masterlist ~ Ongoing poly fic series ~ Zoro x Fem!Reader, Sanji x Fem!Reader, Robin x Fem!Reader, Sanji x Robin, Sanji x Fem!Reader x Robin, (and a spinoff with Zoro x Sanji and Zoro x Fem!Reader x Sanji) ~ Enjoy the smutty shenanigans as you agree to be 'crewmates with benefits' with a certain surly swordsman. Things may get a little out of hand.

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Take Me With You ~ Masterlist ~ Buggy x Fem!Reader (Completed ~ May return after OPLA season 2) ~ Buggy takes a small town hostage and the reader asks to join him. You take this chance to leave this shithole of a town, one way or another. Buggy gives you the perfect opportunity to take some revenge before you do. What kind of life will you lead if you pass his violent audition and become one of Buggy's freaks? (Starts shortly before, and then follows the OPLA timeline.)

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