#lemony stfu

[lemony-snickers]

what r ur opinions on the whole tumblr plus thing?

are you sure you want this, anon? like, i know you asked for it, but i don't think you really understood the extent of what my answer would be, lol.

i'm sorry. but if you want to read my opinion, i'll put it below the cut.

thanks for stopping by, anon. i hope you're having a great day! <3

tl;dr: i think it's a terrible fucking idea.

then again, i accidentally doxxed my maiden name just last night trying to send someone a ko-fi by not double-checking my paypal settings, so idk, maybe my dumb ass would be better off if i could just support my content creators through tumblr instead.

but. that (my dumbassedry) is a separate issue, so let's move on.

listen.

i get it, okay? some people put a lot of work into the content they put on tumblr. and i very much understand the impetus to want to be compensated for that work. and tumblr feeding into that desire makes total sense from the standpoint of both their business model and the feedback i'm sure they've received from some of their top content creators.

i also think paywalls flying across your dash will eventually spell the death of this platform as we know it.

i've been on tumblr on and off before, but never really committed to it like i did this time. and one of the things i genuinely like about tumblr is that i'm not constantly being shown "sponsored content" and that i can access the information and content i want pretty freely.

i've definitely seen other people espouse this as a good thing, too; that there is certainly a more even playing field for content creators here than on instagram or twitter.

pay walls are exclusionary by nature and therefore i fucking hate them. (lookin' at you, news organizations...) what happens when someone really wants to support you but can't afford it? what happens when people get angry that they can no longer see and enjoy the content they've become accustomed to? do we really want to make tumblr the sort of place where your economic status determines which blogs you can interact with?

because if we do, eventually those folks will leave the platform and tumblr will become increasingly insular until it's just an echo chamber for the highest level content creators to pat themselves on the back.

that is my opinion. maybe i'm wrong (i hope i am), but that seems to me the logical conclusion.

there's also the issue of fan content in general and what using paywalls to generate revenue could mean for our freedom to create fan fiction and art. as has been pointed out in many of the posts circulating about this feature, people like me are able to create the content we do because we do it for free.

there is a reason i feel queasy every time i see a writer offering to create fanfiction for a price. that kind of behavior can get you into trouble, and even a small cohort of folks doing that kind of thing can spell trouble for every fan creator out there.

there's a reason anne rice's works are super popular still, but there is 0 fan content available for them. i would hate to see fandoms i love like naruto or bnha be impacted because someone saw an opportunity when paywalls started going up around content that's based on other sources.

idk. maybe part of my issue is just that i don't like change. i don't want my experience here (which has overall been super positive) to suddenly change so that a few people at the top can make some money. (because let's face it, most of us could never hope to make a profit from this service.)

the thing is, tho, i don't really know what the solution is, either. because tumblr has to make money to survive. content creators are not wrong for wanting to be compensated for their work.

i guess my thought is just to keep reblogging and commissioning and using ko-fi (with the proper paypal settings, don't be an idiot like me my god) and hope that by making our content creators feel loved and appreciated we can stave off the slow and inevitable capitalist death of a platform that means a lot to so many people.

i'll get off my soapbox now. if you actually read this whole thing (MY GOODNESS WHY DID YOU DO THAT GO TAKE A NAP YOU POOR SOUL), then i'm sorry, lol.

mostly, tho, i look forward to seeing what y'all think about this service because i'll be honest, the reactions i've seen thus far have been overwhelmingly negative. maybe that's just the particular space i occupy, but i think it's going to be hard for tumblr to justify the service moving forward now that so many people have voiced their displeasure for it.

[beatricebidelaire]

is your child texting about a series of unfortunate events?

brb - beatrice’s rude betrayal

lol - loneliness of lemony

smh - steal my harpoon

tfw - the fungus wins

stfu - snicket taxi friends unite

tbh - terrifying & beautiful hypnotist

btw - bat-training woman

[prismkith]

A/N hhdksjfjs sorry for inactivity. here’s a TWICE chat fic. no word count i’m lazy.

x-x-x

12:37 PM

Sana: GUYS momos on a date rn i’m lonely :(

tzuyu: sana stop being helpless for like. five minutes please

jihyo: be nice to the gaybie. it’s ok sana she’ll be home soon.

sana: tzuyu is such a bully 😔😔😔

nayeon: guys i just ate a bar of soap 7/10 not great would do again

mina: NAYEON NO BAD NAYEON BAD NAYEON

dahyun: what flavor was it

nayeon: lemony. not great. kinds stung my mouth

jeongyeon: i tried to stop her but she tied me to the couch. bitch.

nayeon: ur just salty cause ur easy to trick

jihyo: jesus CHRIST stop eating soap????? what the fuck???

momo: i leave for ONE HOUR. O N E H O U R and THIS happens ffs

sana: WIFEY

tzuyu: sana that’s gay

sana: tzuyu that’s the point

chaeyoung: everyone stfu i’m crying cause i saw a cat

tzuyu: y’all r so dramatic i can’t

jihyo: BE NICE. i’m very sorry chaeyoung would u like a hug

chaeyoung: yes pls :(

sana: ur supposed to babie me :((( i’m being replaced #dont hmu #onlyrealonesknow

momo: sana i didn’t give you attention for like one hour good god chill out

sana: YOU REPLACED ME F O R A B O Y. disgustang.

jeongyeon: ew men

nayeon: update my stummy hurty now :(

mina: that‘s. why. you don’t. eat SOAP

nayeon: jeongy is laughing at me 😔😔 i hate u all

jihyo: i feel like i’m babysitting 8 adults all the time. i cant take this.

x-x-x-x

A/N HI this was very lazy because i wrote it on my phone but tell me watchu think

[thatll-do]

O shit watup i got tagged in a fandom tag thing

I got tagged by @daedricsheep, go follow ‘em. They’re cool.

List your fandoms.

List your OTPs.

If you have any ships that are almost OTPs, list those as well.

List your top 5 favorite male characters.

List your top 5 favorite female characters.

List your top 5 villains.

List your top 5 male actors.

List your top 5 female actors.

What fandom are you most involved in?

What fandom do you think has had the biggest impact on you?

What are your favorite genres for books, movies, and TV shows?

Any favorite fanfictions?

List your 5 favorite authors.

Any favorite writers, directors, or producers?

Sweet jesus fuck finally I love these things

Okay let’s see:

Fandoms: LOVE Overwatch, Same for SU, Star vs, Gravity Falls and Rick and Morty, but those have settled down a bit. Huge fan of Seven Deadly Sins and My Hero Acadamia, Mob Psycho 100  and TMNT(2012) is also up there. Avatar will always be on these lists as well as Psych and huge into Marvel comics. I recommend watching Legion and reading Invincible.

Ships: Junkmetra from Overwatch, always been a Tokka shipper, sue me, probably got more but not too into remembering which *raspberry*

Ships, but this time lemon scented: eh

5 Male Characters: In no particular order:

Ghost Rider; for simple badassery

Legion/ David Haller: he was the first comic character I really connected to. I think it was the “lost in the world and not knowing how to deal with it but still trying their best” factor there

Sokka: He never failed to make me laugh

Nova/Sam Alexander: Another relatable comic character who’s trying their best

Rick Sanchez: I don’t know whether to love him or hate him

*cough cough Gomez Addams*

5 Female Characters:

Ms Marvel/Kamala Khan: I find her story and fangirl personality endearing

Pearl: She’s the best give her a prize

D.Va: She’s awesome and she knows it

Toph: She is the personification of a badass hero who gives and takes no shit

Mabel Pines: her cheerful and loving personality is a breath of fresh air

Villains:

Bill Cipher: he’s funny and totally unpredictable

Count Olaf: he can switch between total doofus to sadistic tormentor at the flick of a brow

Doc Ock: have you seen Spider-Man 2? 

Megamind: stfu he is totally a villain he stole my heart

GLADoS: Sadistic. Snarky. Sad backstory. Leaves little to be left desired

I don’t really follow actors

Womp

Fandom involvement: Mostly Overwatch and Steven Universe

Fandom Impact: Definitely SU. It really made me question my view of myself and the world during a critical time in my life

Fav Genre: Definitely Sci-fi/ Fantasy Epics, with detailed characters and involved stories. However I am always down for a good old fashion coming of age story, a slice of life, or a superhero story

*side eyes you* I am too insecure to reveal

5 Authors

Christopher Poalini: Eragon. I wonder what he’s up to these days....

Rick Riordan: Demigod Series. Man he wrote some good ones

JK Rowling: Harry Potter: Need I say more

DJ Machale Pendragon. These books are very underrated

Lemony Snicket: A Series of Unfortunate Events: That man introduced me to the concept of dark humor

I don’t follow those peeps either. Sorry

Now, to bug somebody else. Let’s see

@bobbobido @rosy-fangirl @blog-inof @scatteredintellect @marymary7611 I think you get the context

[spudsexuall]

STFU, you're such a lying cunt. You didn't meet Lemony Snicket. Where would he be where you could get that close to him for him to know your name? Liar.

Lmao what is your deal? I did meet him, actually. 

It was at the PEN World Voices festival in NYC and was a party for his adult art novel “Hurry Up and Wait.” I worked for a publishing company then and my boss got me a ticket to go because she knows how much I loved Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler. The party was super small, like 60 people, because most of the people who go to PEN are way older than me and have been members for years so I was the only one in my 20s there and the only one nervous as hell which is why he playfully made fun of me lol

Even though I don’t have to prove this, here are the receipts because I don’t like you:

Here’s the link to the actual event: https://pen.org/event/daniel-handler-and-maira-kalman-hurry-up-and-wait-party/

Here’s the selfie I took after I got his attention by spilling my wine on the floor:

I was super sweaty because I was so nervous. 

Anyway, you’re annoying and Daniel Handler was the best bye 

[miyukitakara]

I AM GOING TO DO IT

IM GOING TO DRAW MEULIN

GONNA

FUCKING 

DO IT

[lemony-snickers]

lemony’s patented pro tips for when you feel the need to be a negative nonny:

1 - take a deep breath & stfu

2 - log off

3 - go outside

4 - if none of these work, unfollow &/or block

✨ta-da!✨its fool-proof!

So we’re just gonna act like you don’t draw tsunade, ino and your female ocs the most lol okayy??

Idek but it’s really not my problem. If people don’t like what I do, and it irritates them, they are more than welcome to block me. No hard feelings whatsoever~

[lemony-snickers]

listening to two folks in this waiting room hear their insurance isn’t accepted/what they are here for isn’t covered and then being told, “there’s no copay so you’re all set” is making me feel extremely grateful but simultaneously very angry.

[lemony-snickers]

since your requests are opened and i've spent hours finishing your kakashi masterpieces, can you write about how kakashi would react when he sees reader after her faked death that he didn't know about?

maybe about a year after reader 'died' to let the trauma fully sink in the copy ninja before he sees her again and crumbles and- you know what to do 😸☝️ angst cascading to smut (because of how repressed he was since he hadn't been getting off properly ever since reader's death)

i had two fake death requests before tumblr ate one in the Great Purge of Lemony’s Ask Box.  and then i got a third one sometime after that.  couldn’t hit all the right notes for each of them, so this is a bit of an amalgam.  hope you like it well enough, my three anons, if you’re still hanging around, i know it’s been forever.  i hope you can forgive me for the delay.  <3

Title:  Resurrection Summary:  Kakashi feels lost as his students go their separate ways, and then a ghost from his past threatens to unravel everything. Word Count:  7,126 (lol, sorry.  i can’t stfu apparently) Warnings:  18+ only, NSFW, fem!reader, tw pregnancy, tw death (temporary, obvs), one f-word, sappy ending, no proofreading .

Kakashi is no stranger to loneliness.  But as he watches Naruto depart Konoha with Jiraiya, he can’t help but feel like it’s different this time.  Like the hollowness is deeper, more final.

He knows he will have plenty of missions to fill his time, but today is a day of rest and the lack of anything to do makes him antsy.  Restless.

His feet take a familiar path to the Konoha Cemetery, and he knows at least here he will be able to pass plenty of time because he has so many lost people to visit.  He starts with his father and mother this time, standing solemnly at their graves—separated because of his father’s final disgrace—in turn, silently catching them up on his life.  His losses.

Kakashi can’t help but think they would be disappointed their son has grown to be a man who feels so incomplete.  No students, few friends, no home life—just the work of a shinobi and the corresponding blood on his hands.

Next is Rin, who exemplifies that last bit so well.  He still wakes sometimes, seeing his palms spattered with her blood and viscera. Still hears her voice in his ears as her final sounds bubbled forth from her mouth.

He doesn’t stay there as long as he should, but he doesn’t have the stamina for it today; the guilt clawing its way into his brain is too strong and he’s afraid if he doesn’t leave now, he never will.

The Memorial Stone he saves for last, paying his respects to Obito and Minato-sensei and a third name etched further down, more recent.

Your name.

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