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New Guests to the Lil Squad
LEMOM 🍋 Duck created by @louistheduck
MS. VELVET 🍷
BABY BOSS AKA B.B 🪙
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Another Friday Night: Patrick Bateman x reader
Oneshot
Warnings/Content warnings: Smut, sex n stuff, major noncon, blood, cutting, virginity loss, Dom! Patrick, he is a psycho, Patrick Bateman being Patrick Bateman yk the classic stuffs
Note: Idk wrote this cus yk why not and I was feeling extra spicy (deranged), only did minor edits so sorry if it's kinda shit. This was very VERY self-indulgent. I tried to leave it gender neutral but it's definitely more fem. Sorry
Summary: uhhhhhhhh yeah
It was about that time of the year where things started ramping up for Pierce & Pierce : Mergers and Acquisitions.
Well not really it's a very grey place to work. You. Well you were just an office runner, no real handling of anything important appart from maybe keeping the pens in stock and making sure there was enough paper in each printer. Making sure the common areas were kept up like restocking kitchen suplies, cups for the water fountain and mediocre coffee station.
The best part of the job was spending the company credit card on snacks and stocking up the snack bar in the "kitchen" area. The kitchen wasn't really a kitchen it resembled a tiny apartments sad excuse for a kitchen but it was missing the stove and oven. Instead replaced with a tiny bench top microwave. Besides the point spending money on cute little snacks and restocking the snack bar was very therapeutic.
You took alot of pride in the "kitchen". I mean there's not much u can take pride in, in this job. You were technically a "secretary" but... It was mainly Jean which took care of the classic secretary jobs.
I'd like to think of it as secondary secretary or on call assistant. Unlike Jean you moved around a lot more whereas she was more glued to her desk replying to emails and phone calls. She was always so polite when she needed me to run some papers to another person. Usually you were last to leave the floor, after Jean leaves for the night you stay back replying to the last lot of emails she didn't get to, usually it was just 5-6 emails with 3 sentence replies.
She's pretty good at getting through the influx of emails everyday but the ones left weren't anything too big so you didn't mind getting the rest done.
Also, you stayed back just in case someone else on ur floor stayed back and needed some errands run.
More often then not its was to pick up food... Again. Half the time you were on coffee runs, lunch runs, another coffee run, another late lunch run, snack runs etc. The snacks run out rather quickly actually. If it wasn't food you would be picking up things from the post office, things from the dry cleaners or once again running a Manila folder to another big grey building down the block. Tonight wasn't so different. You stayed back like usual today there weren't any emails to reply to so you sat at Jeans desk surfing the Web and online shopping.
Tonight Patrick was staying back, you didn't know why it's not like he does anything appart from being a dick. Everytime u passed his office you saw him he reading a magazine in his office or doing a crossword. Everytime he had called you in to run a task it was something useless like throwing a piece of paper from his desk to his trash can in the left corner of his office which he was too lazy to do. He definitely does it just to fuck with you because every time there was a condescending or snarly comment. Of course you would without fail glare daggers at him or reply with an equally snarky and condescending remark.
Scrolling mindlessly for shit you didn't need untill the phone started ringing. It was Bateman. So with a annoyed sigh you picked up "Yes, what." you said impatiently. Honestly you just wanted to go, it was boring and you wanted to use your new artisan bath bomb. Plus it was Friday. "Come here" and then he promptly hung up. What could that prick even want. Getting up with a heavy huff and an attitude walking up to his glass office and pushing open the door.
You stared at him with an expectant look, 3 seconds had passed before he decided to speak. "I need you to carry this" gesturing to the fancy wine and Armani wine glass set that he got gifted today. "seriously... Too weak to carry this your self?". He ignore you putting on his blazer and picking up his breiff case ready to walk out. Bending over to carry his gifts you follow behind him leaving his office.
The elevator ride down was silent and full of tension. What a dickwad you thought. As we got to the ground floor there was a Porsche already waiting. Walking around back to put the wine and glases in the boot suddenly hearing "no I need you to hold on to them in the car, don't want them breaking now do we" he says emphasing the last few words. The driver opens the door for you to get in and shuts it after you give him a slight nod.
Patrick is already seated next to you and staring out the window. God even the way he sits is pretentious. Sooner or later we arrive at his apartment complex. We get out and he waves the driver away. What a dick move, you now had to call your own cab home. After he makes you carry the shit up to his apartment on he makes you call your own cab home??? God what did you ever do to make him hate you so much.
The whole journey you had been glaring at the back of his head trying to burn a hole through his skull. He unlocked his door and opened it up waiting expectantly for you to walk through. You do. As you look around trying to find a table or something to put his stuff down on. At this point your arms were tired and you were exhausted. Not to mention that it was a fucking Friday night. Your eyes landed on his white marble counter top and finally dropping his useless glasses and stupidly expensive wine off. His place was nice but boring as you expected. Clean but a maximalists nightmare.
As the weight left your arms you sighed and went to turn around and leave as you heard a *click* the sound of the door locking.
Did this bafoon straight up forget he just let someone into his apartment??? Walking up to Bateman who was leaning back against his apartment door looking sly. "okay ur stuff-" before you could finish your sentence he had you in a choke hold with a cloth over your nose and mouth. Struggling like a maggot in the beak of a bird, thrashing around untill all went dark.
Blurry white was all you could see. What happened. What the fuck. As your vision came back you sat up slowly. Where. What. You were confused and still trying to figgure out what was happening. Hands shakey reaching up to rub the blurring out of your eyes. Checking yourself for any missing limbs or anything that might indicate what happened. As you explore you feel a thick collar wrapped around your neck. Huh?? Pain shoots through your whole body. In two distinct pulses. As soon as it stopped you hear a chuckle comming from behind you. Turning you see Patrick sat on a chair looking awfully proud of himself. "Patrick..what's going on?" there were tears welling up but you were not going to let them spill.
He hold up a remote with 3 buttons shaking it like a toy in front of a baby tauntingly not saying anything. Pressing one of the 3 buttons with a click that almost echo's in the room. Instantly you feel the pulsing pain shoot through you body again. This time it went on for one second longer but it felt like a minute.
Angry and scared you shouted at him but all that came out was a high pitched pip and air getying caught in your throat. "awww what's wrong? Cat got ya tongue?" he teases walking closer now being over to meet your eye level.
You were on his bed, atleast he had the courtesy of putting you on his bed instead of the hard floors. Gathering your voice back up "Patrick what the fuck?" you manage to snap.
"I would drop the attitude if I were you"
"No Patrick what the actual fu-" pain sears through your limbs once again making you double over onto your side. "Be nice. Or ill shock you till your brain oozes out of your thick fucking skull" Patrick spits out, the dislike apparent in his voice.
As the pain subsides you open you eyes back up eyes landing on the knife he was now holding in his other hand. "Patrick why... Why?" looking up at him as he looms over the edge of the bed, voice no longer as strong or determined but quiet. Putting the knife down oh is side table he grabs a fist full of your hair making you sit up and look him directly in his eyes. "since you think ur so fucking smart why don't you figgure it out" adding a hmmm at the end as to belittle you even more. As if this wasn't already enough.
"what do you want" you whine out eyes casting down. His eyes were piercing straight through you. You didn't want to admit it but something inside you found this oh so very hot.
Letting go of you hair and grabbing his knife back he opens a closet. Watching his movement closely trying to figgure out what he was possibly going to get. He starts to set up a tripod. Oh God what the fuck you think to ur self. Panicking even more if that was even possible.
Adjusting the camera to face you he clicks a few buttons then clears his throat. "Ass up for the camera" in a stern demanding tone. Looking at him questionably to counter he holds up the remote for the shock collar you had on. Almost challenging you. Reluctantly you get on all 4s and arch your back with ur bum facing him and the camera. His footsteps comming closer untill you feel cold sharpness run up the back of ur thigh. Staying silent as he rips you skirt off leaving you in your stockings and a thong. You were still basically dressed but felt so naked and vulnerable. As he threw the now fabric rectangle on the floor he spanks your ass. The stinging making you involuntarily let out a little whimper of confused pleasure. "oh, so your are a little whore" feigning surprise. Hearing something scrape against the bed you try looking for clues as to whats to come next but fail as he strikes you with a whip? Cane? Unknown but it stung. Yelping as the thing made contact. The weight on the bed shifted as he got closer shoving ur face into the blankets "don't move bitch" he whispers into you ear before moving off again. Now you have deduced it was infact a cane and he wasn't going to tap you lightly. Striking your ass with the cane again and again while berating the living hell out of you. It hurt so good as tears soaked into the sheets. You could feel your pussy pulsing but you couldn't let Patrick know that.
"please stop" you were begging him as he kept whipping your cheeks with the cane. "Patrick please it hurts so much" "yeah it's supposed to hurt you dumb cunt" a few strikes later he stops. "stand up" he orders. Mustering up the strength you feel your stiff joints scream as you step onto the floor and straighten you knees and back. He's behind the camera "go have a good look at yourself" gesturing with his head to the mirror.
As you near you see the dark red lines left by the cane. Beads of blood forming at the skin and the skin that did split the blood was smeared by the other smacks all across your cheeks. "you see that" you nod slowly still looking at the carnage of your cheeks. "that's what sacarstic sluts get, I'm not letting you off with just that either" he warns as he roughly grabs you arm dragging you back to the edge of the bed and forcing you into your knees.
You could feel the heat and the pain radiate from your ass as your knees made contact with his carpet. With a hand firmly grasping at you hair and the other one skilfully undoing his belt and fly he pulls down his silk boxers revealing his massive hard cock. "don't just stare open up" yanking your head back so you would be looking up at him. Opening your mouth reluctantly he roughly shoves his cock in. Your hands automatically push against his thighs to no avail. He was so strong all you could do was grip at the fabric of his pants as he kept gagging you. He didn't let you breath and all you could hear was triumphant groans of pleasure comming from him. Your things were pressed together trying to quell the throbbing down stairs. As he pulled his dick out and let you breath he yanked to to your feet and forcefully ripped your shirt off and harshly yanking your bra off as the straps snapped and the claps split. "oh wow would you look at that, you don't know how long I've been wanting to fuck you brainless" as he roughly fondles your chest. His hand making its way up to you neck and then pushing you back onto the bed. "Patrick" you pleaded "Patrick please don't I'm" struggling to get out the words as he tightened his grip around your throat.
All you could do was let out a strangled moan. Finally letting go he sat back onto his knees and spreading your legs so that his cock was right at the entrance of your coochie.
Looking at him with pleading "Pat please don't, please I'm.." "finish ur sentence bitch" as he rest a hand on your inner thigh ready to rip your tights off. "I'm a virgin please don't"
"ur so fucking stupid ur pissing me off you fucking whore" as he rips a hole in your stockings and completely ripping your thong off leaving fabric burn marks on your hips. Without a second he thrust his girthy penis inside. Instinctively you tighten around him yet your legs were trying to push him away. None of your protest did Jackshit. Leaning to the side he grabbed the knife off the night stand again. Pressing his body against yours as he slid the knife up too your throat holding it there as he looked into your eyes while fucking you. All you could do was hold onto his forearm to lessen the pressure of the blade against your throat.
It hurt so bad but he didn't slow down he was pounding into you harder and faster. A shamefully moan every time he trusted into you. "you like my cock you little cum slut? Ofcourse you do u pathetic bitch" "because that's what you are aren't you" he cooes as you moan. He keeps ramming into you harder and faster untill you feel him cum inside of you.
A few final pumps and as he lifts himself up pressing his hand on your chest admiring what a mess you had become. "look at me" you had to fight your mind fog to look at him. "mm pa-" he slaps ur face leaving a sting hand print on your cheek "it's Sir." "slut" he spits out. "sir please no more" pleading with him again now fully exhausted. He just chuckles and walks back over to his camera taking it off the tripod and filming manually. "open up" hitting you leg lightly expecting you to spread them open again. But you didn't hear him still in a daze trying to process what just happened.
One quick shock back to reality quite litteraly you instantly spread open your legs. Kneeling down with his camera he reaches his fingers to display his hard work to the camera. You could feel the warm cum oozing out of your slit. As he kept using his fingers to spread your lips open. Standing back up again. "hands off your tits bitch" he demands. Slowly uuncrossing your arms from your chest you prop yourself up to face him properly with your legs still open. He's filming you. "okay repeat after me, I'm just a hole" "I'm just a hole" you whisper weakly. He drops the camera a bit to look at you and sighs with disappointment "a bit more enthusiasm and smile a bit" tilting his head to the side in sly mockery. "your a slut. Act like one" he states impatiently then lifting the camera back up. "I'm just a hole" this time you exclaimed with more life, surprisingly a smile was easy to muster up.
That sick part of you enjoyed this. "see that's not so hard is it" he teased as he propped the camera back on the tripod. This time he opens the night stand and grabs something. You couldn't quite see. *click* he opens it to reveal a switch blade. Frozen you followed him with your eyes as he sat opposite you. "patric- sir w-what are" squealing as he lunges at you pressing you back down on the bed.
His weight and strength being impossible to struggle against. "stay still doll, it's easier if you stay still" he chuckles as the knife nears your face. "pat" you manage to squeak out as he sliced up the corner of your mouth and up your cheek. The warm blood running down the sides of your head and down your neck. You actually started crying now the tears which you held back so long came pouring down mixing with the warm thick blood from your cheeks. He had finished with your other cheek now sitting back. Losening his tie and undoing a few buttons of his shirt. "look at how much prettier you are now" looking at you with admiration for his handy work. Taking off his tie "hands" he said composed like he didn't just mutilate your face, you stretch out your arms to him as he ties your writs up with his tie then strapping it through a slot in his headboard.
Grabbing his switch blade again he drags it up your thigh stopping when he reaches your sternum. Paralized in shock, fear and... Love? Your breaths slow down as he looks back up at you. "it's okay doll, just customising you a bit alright?". Proceeding to slowly carve his name into your torso. Each letter painfullfully deep and deliberately slow. Making you squirm with each slice. The muffled sobs bouncing around the room.
After he pumped 3 more loads into you he flopped onto his back and reaching for the smokes on his side table. Lighting one up puffing away nonchalantly. After he was done, he snuffed the cig putting it out above the I making the the dot above the I in Patrick.
Untying your wrist and you stared at the wall. Making his way to the bathroom and bring back a warm towel he kisses you for the first time tonight on your now dried up bloodied cheek.
Before tenderly wipeing the blood and dried tears off your face. You sat there on the bed not moving but concious just not moving. He got a second warm towel after the first one got drenched in blood to wipe down your torso and the rest of the dried blood off your body. "Get under the covers" his voice now softer. Before heading back to the bathroom to do his night ime routine. Getting under the blankets. Curling up into the fetal position despite the pain of the cuts in your torso screaming to stop. Trying to fall asleep. The lights flicked off and the bed dipped as Patrick got under the covers his warm body pressed up against your battered body. You were divided. You hated him more than ever you were scared, confused, angry, tired and yet your body seemed to move on its own. You sank back into his chest and arm as he pressed a kiss on the back of your neck. He was completely different than who he was 30 mins ago. You couldn't imagine the Patrick you saw in the office doing all that to you. You couldn't imagine the Patrick that cut you up pressing that soft tender kiss he just kissed on the back of your neck. Yet he did.
Note: y'all got the good ending smh I might write a different ending with more smut lol idk.
Lmao
#american psycho#fatherless behavior#delusional#imagine#love#christian bale#patrick bateman x reader#patrick bateman#slashers x reader#x reader#Smut#Lemom#it’s so degrading#tw delusion#im fine#self indulgent#smut fic#cringe#Blood#power dynamics#daddy issues#christian bale x reader#Christian bale would be disappointed
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when life gives u lemons
weaponize them against thr lemon stealing whores
things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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Horntober 2024-Stripping
Dragonball Super-Broly/Cheelai
Cheelai puts on a show for Broly
requested by anon
This story is rated E for explicit. It is for mature audiences only. All characters are over 18. NSFW under the cut.
“What are we doing?” Broly asked, confused. Lemo had left their place, off getting supplies, so Broly and Cheelai were left alone.
“I am gonna put on a show. And you are gonna watch,” She said with a wink.
“Is it a magic show?” The saiyan asked.
“You'll see.”
Broly sat on the log that Cheelai told him to sit on. She stood a few feet in front of her. Raising her hands above her head, she started swaying her hips. Broly's eyebrows raised as she slipped off her top. She still had a bra on underneath of course. Was this…fun times?
Broly and Cheelai have had sex before. So his first instinct was to remove his clothes and jump her. But she normally didn't do this…dance thing. Clearly she wanted him to watch this. She was really going crazy with her butt. His hard dick throbbed in his shorts as he watched. Watching her dance was amazing… and frustrating.
Cheelai pulled her tight shorts down, revealing her very shapely green ass. To his pleasant surprise most of her ass was visible. Broly didn’t know what it was called, but Cheelai was wearing a thong. Broly hoped the wedge wasn’t too uncomfortable. Then Cheelai went for her bra., Broly was so excited. Using her arm and the angle of her body, she blocked the view of her breasts from him as she removed the bra. She held it out, smiling coyly as she dropped it. As she danced around, she blocked the view of her nipples with her hands.
No. No. Broly couldn’t take it anymore. The giant saiyan stood up. The large bulge in his shorts got Cheelai’s attention. He picked her up. And began walking her to her room.
“Broly? Wait, I’m not. We still have the finale!”
Broly smiled. “Yes, we do.”
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my favriote art piece ever
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CNTE celebra resoluções da Conae e defende cobrança a Camilo Santana - Programa Faixa Livre
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Our obsession With Astronomy - First day of classes (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1388384422-our-obsession-with-astronomy-first-day-of-classes?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=Akizenyx3311&wp_originator=%2BDFeZRXloJkJ8jXfSrTo2Tot%2FoulH%2FZDEsuqWn2c2B%2BUBwdeeSm04K%2FxfYkkQYGsnIE5Frlw2erXlI0WRB1%2BsvUgrc7OuYocip4cTutw5UVXEXfBoCtyAh%2FmAr6E1yD4 A story about the marauders and the reader. Eventually, Sirius Black and Y/n Morningstar fall into an endless but complicated romance. At the same time, Voldemort is plotting something and seeing as Voldemort And Y/n's father, Lucifer, are enemies, shit will go down. Lucifer is also not a very good father to Y/n and her two siblings, her older brother Aeolus and little sister Areena. Read now to watch as Y/n deals with family drama, is there for Sirius during his, and slowly fall in love with each other as they help one another go through their terrible times.
#angst#anxiety#dorcasmeadows#eventualsmut#fluff#jamespotter#lemom#lilyevans#lime#luciusmalfoy#marlenemckinnon#mentionsofsuicide#peterpettigrew#ptsd#reader#regulusblack#remuslupin#selfharm#severussnape#sirius#siriusblack#siriusblackxreader#trauma#fanfiction#books#wattpad#amreading
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Rest in microwave Lemom
microwave~
Lemon is by @jellyfosh and was inspired by @louistheduck
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“Pucker up, motherfuckers.”
Lemon
Drag Race Canada (S1) | UK vs The World (S1) | Canada vs The World (S2)
#Lemon#rpdredit#rpdr#drag race#canada vs the world#canada vs the world s2#rupaul's drag race#cvtw s2#Canada’s drag race s1#Canada’s drag race#drag race canada#drag race canada s1#ukvtw#ukvtw s1#uk vs the world#Lemon drag queen#Lemom drag race#Lemon rpdr#ca#vs#team lemon#CA1#cvtw
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Is it Lemom or Le MOM!?
-the confusion anon
Its still the same pronouciation of Lemon/Lemom kinda. Its like you’re saying le-mum.
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after weeks wondering i finally googled what song was flynn listening to in cancer man and i finally found out its étienne de silhouette ,, YAY (i was too lazy to google it before okay lol)
#now i gotta listen to all the songs by that band/singer & related bands/singers so i can figure out flynn's music taste /hj#i have this thing where when i like a character a lot i NEED to know their music taste and make a playlist#i did that with ricky potts AND THANKS TO THAT i started listening to lemom demon & david bowie#so its so fun to make whevjrhehe#breaking bad#flynn white#walter white junior#walter white jr
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WE WON
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happy 10th birthday to the stupid marshmellow robot ig
#(late! birthday)#everyone shut the fuck up big hero 6 is 10 years old#The love letter I could right to this fucking franchise (and i fucking will.)#my first fandom experience I will forever love this fucking film and shows and subsequent mini series#it's perfection on another level. This film came from a universe where everything is right with the world#RAHHHHHHHHH#genuinely I can't even begin to explain how much this franchise means to me and I'm fucking crying rn bro and idfk because big hero 6!!! 🥹#silly healthcare robot and his humans make me cry they make me so happyyyyy!!!#literally this account wouldn't exist if it wasn't for bh6#disney treat big hero 6 better and not fail challenge!!!!#oh my god this fucking robot film#okay sappy over 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼#Big hero 6#bh6#big hero 6 the series#Bh6 the series#Hiro Hamada#big hero six#tadashi hamada#Honey Lemom#wasabi no ginger#gogo tomago#fred frederickson iv#bh6 fred#Baymax
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Lemshiveraffectis
/ˈɫɛmʃɪvɝəˈfɛktɪz/
Definition: A form of nonhuman tertiary attraction (alteraffectis) that describes how a Lemon Shark feels towards other sharks in its shiver (group).
Coined with alterhumans and adjacent identities in mind.
#mogai#mogai flag#mogai coining#mogai term#alteraffectis#alteraffectis coining#alteraffectis term#therian#therianthropy#shark therian#sharkkin#lemom shark therian#lemon sharkkin
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