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theyraylovehate · 2 years ago

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Wheel of Fan Fiction Masterlist

Smut 🔥

Fluff 🌸

Angst 💧

*This is like brand new so most of the characters won't have anything just yet*

•Stranger things

-Billy Hargrove

-Steve Harrington

-Eddie Munson

-Robin Buckley (Fem/NB only)

-Argyle

-Johnathan Byers

-Nancy Wheeler

-Jim Hopper

-Joyce Byers

-001/Henry

-Will Byers (No smut)

-Mike Wheeler (No smut)

-Max Mayfield (No smut)

Hateful Cuddling - Female reader 🌸

-Dustin Henderson (No smut)

-Lucas Sinclair (No smut)

-Eleven (Jane) Hopper (No smut)

•Marvel

-Iron Man/Tony Stark

-Captian America/Steve Rogers

-Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff

-Hawkeye/Clint Barton

-Hulk/Bruce Banner

-Thor

-Loki

-Winter Soldier/Bucky Barnes

-Black Panther/T'challa

-Doctor Strange/Steven Strange

-Scarlet Witch/Wanda Maximoff

-Quicksilver/Pietro Maximoff

-Starlord/Peter Quill

-Gamora

-Spiderman/Peter Parker

-Falcon/Sam Wilson

-War Machine/James Rhodes

-Valkyrie (Fem/NB only)

•X-Men

-Professor X/Charles Xavier

-Magneto/Erik Lensherr

-Wolverine/James Howlett

-Quicksilver/Peter Maximoff

-Rogue

-Jean Grey

-Storm/Ororo Munroe

-Cyclops/Scott Summers

-Mystique/Raven

-Beast/Henry "Hank" McCoy

-Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner

-Havok/Alexander Summers

•DC/Young Justice

-Batman/Bruce Wayne

-Superman/Clark Kent

-The Flash/Barry Allen

-Aquaman/Authur Curry

-Cyborg/Victor Stone

-Joker/Jack Oswald White

-Harley Quinn/Harleen Quinzel

-Wonder Woman/Diana Prince

-DeadShot/Floyd Lawton

-Kid Flash/Wally West

-Nightwing (Robin #1)/ Dick Grayson

-Red Hood (Robin #2)/ Jason Todd

-Robin (#3)/ Tim Drake

-Beast Boy/Garfield Logan

-Superboy/Johnathan "Jon" Kent

-Artemis/Artemis Crock

-Red Arrow/Roy Harper

-Green Arrow/Oliver Queen

-Black Canary/Dinah Lance

-Miss Martian/Megan Morse

-Aqualad/Kaldur'ahm

•Umbrella Academy

-Luther Hargreeves (#1)

-Diego Hargreeves (#2)

-Allison Hargreeves (#3)

-Klaus Hargreeves (#4)

-Five Hargreeves (#5)

-Ben Hargreeves (#6)

-Viktor Hargreeves (#7)

-Marcus Hargreeves (#1)

-Fei Hargreeves (#3)

-Alphonso Hargreeves (#4)

-Sloan Hargreeves (#5)

-Jayme Hargreeves (#6)

-Lila Aryu

-The Handler

•Harry Potter

-Harry Potter

-Ron Weasley

-Hermione Granger

-Fred Weasley

-George Weasley

-Ginny Weasley

-Draco Malfoy

-Sirius Black (Older)

-Cedric Diggory

-Oliver Wood

-Neville Longbottom

-Luna Lovegood

-Remus Lupin (Older)

-Nymphadora Tonks

-Lucious Malfoy (Older)

-Narcissa Malfoy (Older)

-Severus Snape (Older)

-Bill Weasley

-Charlie Weasley

•Marauders

-James Potter

Friendly Love - Male reader 🌸

-Lily Evans

-Sirius Black

-Remus Lupin

-Severus Snape

-Regulus Black

-Lusious Malfoy

-Narcissa Black

-Peter Pettigrew

•Greek Mythology

-Zeus

-Hades

-Posideon

-Apollo

-Hera

-Persephone

-Ares

-Athena

-Demeter

-Aphrodite

-Artemis

-Dionysus

-Hermes

•Divergent

-Beatrice "Tris" Prior

-Caleb Prior

-Eric

-Peter

-Christina

-Will

-Tobias "Four"

-Zeke

Zip line of Love - Nonbinary Reader (Requested) 🌸

-Uriah

•Star Wars

-Anakin Skywalker

-Luke Skywalker

-Leia Organa

-Han Solo

-Obi-Wan Kenobi

-Kylo Ren

•Supernatural

-Dean Winchester

-Sam Winchester

-Castiel

-Crowley

-Lucifer

-Rowena MacLeod

-Gabriel

-Charlie Bradbury (Fem/NB only)

-Chuck Shurley

-Jody Mills

-Ellen Harvelle

-Kevin Tran

•The Walking Dead

-Rick Grimes

-Daryl Dixon

-Glenn Rhee

-Carl Grimes

-Maggie Greene

-Negan

-Michonne

-Shane Walsh

-Rosita Espinosa

-Carol Peletier

-Paul "Jesus" Monroe

-Abraham Ford

‐Tara Chambler (Fem/NB only)

-Enid

-Ezekiel

-Aaron (Masc/NB only)

•The Walking Dead Game

-Clementine

-Lee

-Kenny

-Luke

-Javier

-Gabriel

-Kate

-Louis

-Omar

-Ruby

-Mitch

-Marlon

-Violet (Fem/NB only)

IT (2017)

-Richie Tozier

-Beverly Marsh

-Eddie Kaspbrak

-Bill Denbrough

-Stanley Uris

-Ben Hanscom

-Henry Bowers

-Mike Hanlon

-Patrick Hockstetter

-Victor Criss

-Belch Huggins

•Desendants

-Mal

-Evie

-Ben

-Jay

-Jane

-Chad

-Doug

-Lonnie

-Carlos

-Uma

-Harry Hook

-Gil

•Maze Runner

-Newt

-Minho

-Gally

-Teresa

-Alby

-Chuck

-Brenda

-Aris

-Thomas

-Frypan

-Jorge

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redrascal1 · 3 years ago

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Ten Reasons Why I Will Always Hate TROS

10. it demonised Rey. No, really. Rey had such potential as a great heroine. She had to raise herself from age five, was outwardly tough but inwardly vulnerable, longed for a family, for belonging. She had great chemistry with Kylo, a good friend in Finn, and was an immensely likeable heroine. Most of all...she was relatable.

TROS turned her into someone I didn’t know, couldn’t relate to....and sadly, ended up despising. I couldn’t reconcile this arrogant, fanatical, and frankly heartless woman who didn’t even weep for the supposed other half of her dyad, couldn’t be bothered to reveal his sacrifice and stood smirking on his family’s grave with the girl who touched hands with him on Acht To, defended him to Luke and went to him bravely all on her own - walking into the lion’s den so to speak.

TROS altered Rey so much she seemed like a different person. I loved Rey Nobody.

I hate Rey Skywalker.

9. It demonised Leia. Forget the #notmyLuke movement...Leia was not the Leia Organa we all loved in the OT. Leia as we know her was a strong passionate woman who gave her everything for the cause...and it cost her her husband, and her son.

But..that Leia was human. she made mistakes. She admitted it.

TFA and TLJ Leia dearly loved her son, but along with Han, she was scarred by her history with Darth Vader - and made a terrible mistake. She sent her son away. She thought her brother could do a better job of training him as she wasn’t a Jedi.

TROS Leia was a trained Jedi....but chose to train someone else instead of her own child. Someone who may very well could have ended up killing him.

#notmyLeia.

8. It treated Loan Tran like dirt. Her fledgling romance with Finn was scuppered before it got of the ground. Her character was reduced to a one line walk on. She could have easily gone on adventures with the Trio, but no, they opted for a bipedal caterpillar instead. Then they had the cheek to blame it on Carrie’s death.

7.It robbed Domhnall Gleeson of what should have been his triumph as ‘the’ big bad of TROS. You don’t have to have the Force to be a great villain. As Lord Marshal, with access to whatever experiments Snoke was carrying out in the Unknown Regions he could have been amazing. Instead they kill him off after giving him a ‘plot twist’ that was an insult to the character, and replaced him with...an older version of him.

6.It threw away everything Rian Johnson had done to develop Finn and Poe as characters. The hate Finn fans have for TLJ never ceases to bewilder me. Finn had a great story arc, gradually maturing from ‘man who wanted to run’ to committed rebel. He killed Phasma. He was all set to start a stormtrooper revolt, taking down Hux’s First Order from within. Instead he spent the film chasing Rey.

Poe meanwhile was ripe for taking over Leia’s role as General and leader of the Resistance opposite Hux. Instead they cannibalised Carrie’s deleted scenes to give her time to train Rey and as a result, Poe ends up as a third rate Han wannabe, instead of the genuinely interesting character Rian turned him into in TLJ.

5. It retconned TLJ. I felt genuinely sorry for Rian, whose wonderful masterpiece, which had all the heart and soul of the OT together with a fresh new take on SW which would have set up future material, was butchered in favour of a tired rehash of ROTJ. How he kept his dignity is beyond me.

4.It threw away romance. Romance was the heart and soul of the OT, but TROS threw that on the scrap heap as well. Finn/Rose....erased. Reylo....sacrificed to appease the wokesters and antis.

The end result ...a soulless and unsatisfying finale to a soulless and unsatisfying film.

3.It was an insult to George Lucas. It killed off all his characters and their sole descendent and gave the victory to Palpatine. God knows what his private thoughts on it are.

2 Ben Solo.Or, Kylo Ren. The importance of his character to a family saga that is built around the ties of blood doesn’t need justifying. Yet he was treated as an afterthought. His screentime was reduced, his character regressed into a Darth Vader wannabe...ironic as Abrams stated in TFA that he was anything but...and in the film’s final scenes it was as if he’d never existed. No funeral, no FG, no mention. No dialogue either.

Looking at the scenes where ‘all the Jed’ urge Rey to rise, including Anakin, that fact that hammering home ‘Rey is your hero, not Ben’ by the filmmakers couldn’t have been more obvious if they’d tried.

I also loathed the way film makers and novelists glorified suicide. - especially they way they more or less advocated throwing away your damaged child in favour of a ‘pure’ substitute.

1.And finally ....the way SW, an uplifting tale of love conquering hate, has been completely destroyed for those of us who loved it for the Skywalkers/Solos. Our heroes are all gone, the son their blood would have continued through gone. And the enemy they believed vanquished returned...and achieved his aim in erasing the lot of them.

SW had gone from inspiring to depressing. What a way to end it.

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stanuristheman · 4 years ago

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love that leia is a lesbian trans woman and luke is a gay trans man 💞😌

#mine #star wars #leia organa #luke skywalker #lesbian leia #trans leia #lesbian leia organa #trans leia organa #gay luke #gay luke skywalker #trans luke #trans luke skywalker #mine: star wars

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silvercyclops · 2 years ago

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star wars pride headcanons because i'm gay and I want to

Luke-gay and asexual

Wedge-also gay and asexual

Han-bisexual

Leia- bisexual

Hobbie-gay trans man

Tycho-bisexual trans man

Wes-bisexual

Biggs-gay

Dak- demisexual gay trans man

Col- gay and graysexual

Iella- trans lesbian

Mara- lesbian

Mirax- nonbinary lesbian (she/they)

Winter- bisexual trans woman

Kell- bisexual

Tyria- bisexual trans woman

Falynn- lesbian

Ton- gay

Face- bisexual

Myn- aroace

Dia-aroace

Shalla- pansexual

Elassar- pansexual trans man

i definitely have more but i feel like this is enough for right now

#mads thoughts

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chocolateslatte · 5 years ago

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🚨The Rise of Skywalker Detailed Review and Spoilers Ahead🚨

George Lucas: “If the boy and girl walk off into the sunset hand-in-hand in the last scene, it adds 10 million to the box office”

The “fairytale” we got: A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a curse of pain and death in a family that just went on and on. They were never able to break it and they all die, the end.

Well, you did it JJ, you little punk...you ruined 40 years of cinema. Kids are coming out of theatres crying, they can’t understand. I guess this was the “fun and hopeful ending” you were speaking of during the press tours. Are you on crack or something, or just sadistic....why would you promote it like that!? Did you forget Star Wars at its core is a story of hope, light, a fairytale in space for children? They did it...they united Reylo’s and Fanboys through hate.

JJ you do realize tragical romances are only tragically romantic if there was romantic buildup? Romeo and Juliet married in secret, Anidala did as well and flirted in the fields. How was this supposed to be satisfying? A five-second beginning, middle, and end. How this went through multiple execs is beyond me.... I would have understood if Reylo was Rian’s creation. BUT JJ LITERALLY was the one who told Rian to go forth with it...he created Reylo so you can’t say the last Jedi derailed things on that front. JJ wasn’t brave enough for his own vision. This movie was like “the crimes of Grindlewald”, a lot of stuff happening that made me feel nothing.

Okay, first things first. The OG trilogy was necessary, the prequels were necessary to set up that Vader did not start off bad. What was necessary about the sequels? They just dismantled everything the Skywalker family worked for. Why did we have to see ALL of our favorite characters die? Was the aim that a villain can only be redeemed through death? How original. I’m convinced what they were planning for since force awakens was a journey from villain to hero...but instead we got this a 10min redemption resulting in death a la Vader. Why call Adam Driver’s character a “Disney Prince”?When did Happy endings become so controversial? We go to the movies to feel hope, to escape reality...George Lucas understood that. JJ’s trilogy is uninspired, bland and contributes nothing to the saga. JJ went as far as to recon his own “The Force Awakens”.It had the chance to define generations but no. Literal and utter garbage. Rian made some odd choices but he was bold, unafraid and had the vision. HE knew emotion was at the heart of Star Wars.

WHERE DID THE SKYWALKERS RISE? MORE LIKE RISE OF PALPATINE, HE BLOODY WON

BUT my problem is not with the ending, it’s the bloody entire movie. This movie made me realize that it's not Reylo that I am a fan of, it was Ben, Leia, Han, Ani, Padme, and all those other characters. I’m upset because this movie is not my Star Wars: of family, love and above all else hope. This is just a 2.5-hour video game with no emotions. This trilogy was all angst with NO payoff.

Okay, you will never ever convince me Palpatine was planned the whole time. This whole movie was retcon for the Last Jedi that pissed off the fanboys. Lucas films did not have an outline for the three films and Rian derailed whatever they wanted to do....except they didn’t even tell him what they wanted! This should be a cautionary tale of why you need to plan. Kylo ain’t bad, Snoke is gone....well pull out Palpatine I guess. This whole film is JJ’s mad scrambling. Alright, I will humor you, tell me how Palpatine came back when he fell down a shaft and exploded....not *boom boom because of force*. The force in this movie is not canon George Lucas force, it’s just an easy out whenever JJ wants one.

1. Opening Crawl: As soon as I saw this I knew all the leaks were true, I wanted to bolt from the theatre. When I saw them in August I laughed cause it was so ridiculous it couldn’t be true. How could Disney let a whole movie leak? The plot seemed like a bad fan-fiction. Actually, fanfics are way more true to lore. Anyway, so Palpatine “announces” that he’s back. Is this the shrewd Chancellor Palpatine we know? Certainly, not...why in the world would he announce it rather than keep on the DL and just attack. Yo Palps ain’t this dumb why would you let them (the resistance) prepare?? Because of plot...well okay.

2. Did Last Jedi even happen: this film is the sequel to the force awakens, like TLJ never happened...except it’s acting like there was some movie in between that JJ made. Okay, so why is Kylo trying to run Rey over with his tie fighter...he doesn’t really want to kill her. It’s just meaningless action shots. And don’t get me started on exposition, the dialogue: “hey look its the Knights of Ren”. Except they do nothing. Cool cool. Kylo’s character goes back to Force awakens era like no development had occurred...except he’s not even there he’s just messing around not even being a real villain. JJ’s specialty is set-up and he does this beautifully....but he can not wrap up and follow through.

3. Rose Tico: yup last Jedi never happened, she has nothing to do. She and Finn are irrelevant. Finn has reverted to being obsessed with Rey. Cool Cool. I honestly feel so bad for the lovely Kelly Marie Tran. How did you relegate a relatively big character into the sidelines?? Why introduce two new characters this late. Rose could have filmed in for them...but alas we must snub Rian at every turn because that’s just how petty JJ Abrams is. ( don’t get me wrong Jannah was cool)

4. The Rise Of Poe Dameron: Finn has been relegated to a side character who does nothing and just yells “REY!”. It was a great setup, a stormtrooper who was force sensitive but doesn’t want his life to be fighting for nothing. You could have explored trauma, the discovery of the light but nope nada. Tell me the point of his character journey. So flat and static. And with Jannah and the ex stormtroopers they could have gone with the arc of these lost, sad kids coming together to find family.

5. Leia: Okay you’re telling me our Princess would give up on her son before he was born, just throw away her lightsaber and accept Ben’s fate? Cool alright. And she knew about Rey Palpatine and didn’t say anything...my princess would never.

6. Mary Sue Rey: Ahh Rey this girl feels no emotion in this movie...just like the audience. Sure she’s trained but she can just do stuff with the “force” that even Jedi masters can’t. Stopping a whole starship, something even Yoda could barely do...yup she can do it. Beat Kylo all the time except one, yup she can. Manipulate the force in mind-boggling ways, heal people...sure Luke couldn’t but Rey certainly can. Cause she is the chosen one...hell even Ani wasn’t this talented and he had years of training. Poe and Finn have a genuine connection, Rey just seems disjointed (totally understandable why)...but if so the ending is even worse. She doesn’t even find peace with her friends. She’s not realistic and human like Luke and Leia were.

Force sensitivity in the galaxy: What a perfect setup, the boy with the broom at the end of TLJ that was force sensitive. The message is that the power to use the force was spreading through the galaxy. No longer confined to the elite. People were hearing of Luke’s battle of Crate and rising.

7. Kylo/Ben: I still maintain that he, other than Ani was the most nuanced character in the whole saga. His arc from Force Awakens to Last Jedi had progressed. How great that even someone from the legendary line of skywalker and solo could fall to the dark again. He wasn’t flat, he was a tortured boy that was conflicted since the first movie. How great would it have been to see him as a conflicted supreme leader, which was set up in TLJ. But *gasps* a plot of his very own, no can do, this is the nature of JJ’s crush on Rey and Daisy.

Disney released comics that made us sympathize with him, to see that all along he was manipulated by Snoke, and Palpatine the voices in his head. Neglected by those who were supposed to love him. Adam Driver was cast perfectly, he had almost no lines that weren’t related to Rey’s charcater arc. If he were a woman I’m sure everyone would be offended. That single line’s delivery “Dad-”

Come on Poe had more lines than him, and Driver according to JJ was half of the protagonist. He was pitched an arc opposite that of Darth Vader that’s why he signed. Man JJ really did do everyone dirty.

8. Ben had no lines while redeemed other than “ow”...I am so sorry ADAM that this nasty ass JJ did this to you...this part was 100% improv by Adam, I am willing to bet my life on it. You know why “ow” was brilliant? Cause it meant he felt pain and emotion, he was no longer hiding behind the hardness of Kylo REN. Adam’s performance as Ben left me speechless, he was convincing as Kylo, intimidating...but as BEN he shines in the way only Solo’s can. The way his eyes become determined once he accepts he must give his life, and he does so happily for the love of his life. His soulmate. Star Wars and JJ never deserved the talent that is Adam Driver.

9. They are supposed to be equals in the force yet they missed the opportunity to fight Snoke together. Tell me how they are equals. He existed only to further Rey’s plotline.

Oh and the other Jedi including Anakin whisper and help Rey...when his own grandson has been asking for help in distress for like 30years. Nice real nice.

10. Finally Reylo: it felt unearned cause there was no buildup, JJ just threw it in for kicks forgetting all the P&P parallels he was shooting for. An afterthought. Driver and Ridley’s acting saved the day, they had no lines. Adam Driver is truly one of the finest actors. You could see the difference between Ben and Kylo in his subtle gestures...the sass was pure Han Solo.

11. And then the death: I wouldn’t even say we won, but at what cost. We won in no way. Had he died fighting I would have understood, but this death was so unnecessary and put in just for the fanboys. Let me say again I would have been okay with death had it been justified. How is this any different than Vader x Luke. JJ can only copy not create. How crazy that you can just bring people back from the dead...Anakin is here like, am I joke to you? I could have brought Padme back say what???? What was the point of his whole fall to the dark. The force is infinite, that’s the whole point...once you know how to use it you can’t run out of it like juice. Oh, and Ben did not become one with Rey but rather the Force according to the Disney website. So why pray tell did he not appear as a force ghost? I’m convinced JJ was on crack.

12. No Mourning BEN no acknowledgment: 5 seconds! And then she moves on from losing her soulmate, half of her soul. She loses it over Chewie but nothing, no emotion not even a second over her other half. Seriously? No one ever knows Ben came back...nada. JJ set up Reylo, time and time again he has said that he crafted the story around the romance. He was left scrambling after Last Jedi and this was a last-ditch shock ending. No Reylo theme song, no across the stars

13. Last Jedi told us you don’t have to come from a powerful family to be important. THE WHOLE thing was that you could be force-sensitive and be a nobody. Nobodies can become somebody. A Hero is not born but made. The force lives in all beings, not just powerful families. It inspired me, what a great message to young guys and gals. Kylo’s line, “you come from nothing, you are nothing...you have no place in this story” finally turns out true. You have to come from something to have a part in the Star Wars story. And Rey had darkness inside her cause she was human. Because none of us are pure, we are shades of grey. But no, it’s cause darkness only runs in families. In the Last Jedi when she wants to see her family all she sees is herself and a shadow (Ben) who joins with her. Please do explain this JJ. And if this granddaughter thing was set up I would have had no problem...but they pulled it from their asses. You can have nothing but mean something. But no pander to the fanboys. In the end, a Palpatine lived and all the skywalkers ended....and we are supposed to have hope. Palpatine really did win.

14. Rey’s biggest fear was ending up in the desert alone, we were told “the belonging she seeks is ahead not behind” and “there’s someone who could still come back”. They mentioned she felt just as alone with the resistance. Only the other half of her soul understood her. This is truly tragic and sad...I am so heartbroken for her. And don’t tell me she isn’t there to stay...the soundtrack is called “a new home”. Enjoy the rest of your days being exactly where you started Rey....but hey at least you got a droid boo. I’m convinced this is not the balance JJ envisioned in the first movie. At one point in TFA Rey looks up sees an old woman alone, scavenging in the desert. This rattles her to the core and it starts her journey of wanting a better, different life. I am so sorry Rey. Okay so you may say she has the resistance and her friends...but let’s consult the last Jedi. In the end when everyone is on the ship...Rey is surrounded by friends yet looks more alone than ever. No one but Ben, maybe Luke, Leia, and Han understood her pull to the dark.

How sad that these two hopeless souls who had never known a moment of belonging and true love, found it for all but a few seconds.

I will quote: “preventing female characters with strong, compelling narratives from experiencing love, intimacy, and affection is just as regressive as reducing them down to sexual accessories. Assumes that women must choose between a romantic interest and depth of character”

Men really can not write good female characters, can they? A woman really can’t be a badass and end up with the love of her life

15. The Skywalker’s and Redemption: How truly truly sad that Han and Leia gave their life for their son who also died at a young age. ALL the Skywalkers and Solo’s have a tragic end. This is not what George Lucas wanted. What a tragic way to end this saga...they weren't able to break the curse. AND to all those troubled kids out there that lashed out and made terrible mistakes in their youth....doesn’t matter what you do dying is the only way out. You could have exiled him, made him pay in other ways. Nothing can be done to make up for your sins but death, no amount of good means that you can come home. To the young boys that get wrapped up in terror organizations, sorry the only way you can be redeemed is death...don’t bother changing and coming back. They could have exiled him, had him start an academy with Rey for Jedi kids. He could have spent the rest of his days redeeming himself. Why tell us he was literally preyed upon, haunted, and manipulated as a child. Even in a fantasy world, a victim of mental illness and abuse can not catch a break. Ben as a child could not fall asleep due to the demon-like voices in his mind. Everyone abandoned him in his time of need. Ben never desired power like Anakin, he went over to the dark because “the voice” of his grandfather promised belonging. I am shocked that this is the message Disney sends us. Oh and yeah you can totally take on the Skywalker name for kicks...the disrespect I swear

16. The worst bit is that I am 90% sure there was another ending that was scrapped. There was a promo shot of Jannah in a field, soft lighting, lush planet. It was exactly like P&P. Daisy Ridley said the lasts scene was known to only Her, Jannah on that panel (Driver was away). Convinced Jannah was looking at Rey and Ben starting a new life away from the desert which she and Luke hate so much. Hence the production of “A New Home” soundtrack. Hence why the “Farewell” song played behind Reylo kiss was hopeful. Why Luke’s soundtrack when he became part of the force was not triumphant. Why the death scene was sudden and cut weird and no sorrow from Rey. CAUSE THEY SCRAPPED THE ORIGINAL ENDING LAST MINUTE. Everyone knows JJ was still editing one month before. The concept art which was supposed to be released this month has been pushed to March. Why you ask? They need to remove the pages with a happy ending. He just didn’t have the guts, pandered to everyone and yet no one. He was successful in creating a beautifully filmed action-filled movie with none of the heart of Star Wars.

And then she goes and buries Anakin’s saber on freaking TATOOINE. He HATES Sand and Luke wanted to get away from there as soon as possible. Of course, a Palpatine would torture them that way. But nostalgia is the cash cow so. JJ can only generate nostalgia, not create original stories. IF he had any creativity she would have buried it at Padme’s grave.

The fanboys say “leave the romance for the romance movies”....have you seen the original trilogy or the prequels? Star Wars has always had hope and romance entwined with it.

SO AFTER 40 YEARS...PALPATINE WINS...HIS BLOODLINE LIVES ON

...and people thought the prequels were bad

JJ you also said that your goal was for people to come out of the movie feeling more hopeful and happy then they went in...yet here I am. My roommate literally had to console me and buy me ice cream. I am just so numb. I am sure the casual fan will enjoy this, as seen from the rotten tomatoes ratings. I think the critics were too generous with this one,

Star Wars is very simple at its core, Good vs Bad and Dark vs Light. The kids are expected to understand that a Palpatine being the only one who lives is hopeful? That is the conclusion of three generations of Skywalker sacrifice...

This is how the Skywalkers are remembered...In Tragedy and Curse??

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colehasapen · 4 years ago

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(ONE SHOT) echoy'la STAR WARS

Rating: T

Warnings: Mentions of Character Death, Meltdowns, Overstimulation (Autistic Obi-Wan Kenobi), Hinted Gender Dysphoria (Trans Obi-Wan Kenobi)

(belated) Comfortember no.22 - Kisses (Romantic or Platonic)

Sequel to tal'galar

The hum of the hyperdrive is too loud in Obi-Wan’s ears, deafening in the silence of his mind and a vice around his chest, making it hard to breathe. The pain reminds him too much of a binder, pinching and painful in all the wrong places and impossible to ignore. He wants to rip away the bandages keeping his ribs in place, and screw the consequences.

What does it matter anyways? They’re all gone, dead and their bodies abandoned like they were nothing more than trash. Obi-Wan had failed them, his pain means nothing in the face of his massacred culture and genocided people. They had died because Obi-Wan had failed. Anakin had Fallen, the Jedi were slaughtered and the clones were enslaved by a chip in their heads. The Republic was gone, the Sith Lord had won, and everyone was dead.

Obi-Wan doesn’t even have the energy to cry anymore, he hadn’t been able to shed a tear since he’d watched Padme die, holding her newborn son in his arms. That had been when everything had boiled over and he couldn't keep it at bay anymore. He had screamed, he had sobbed, and it was only because he still had people that needed him that he had been able to pull himself together and keep moving, trying to focus on what he still had instead of what he had lost.

He still has Luke and Leia, two newborn orphans who had lost everything before they were even aware of themselves, and who shine so brightly in the Force that not even Anakin could compare. They didn’t know the Darkness of the Galaxy like their father had always known, they’re Light and innocent and so fragile. They’re in danger, Obi-Wan knows, because the Sith Lord sits on the throne of an Empire he built in his own image, and he lost his Apprentice on Mustafar; Anakin’s children would be the perfect replacements, and Obi-Wan can’t fail them the same way he failed everyone else.

And Cody - dear, wonderful Cody who had lost the only things he had ever had. Cody who didn’t know all the wonderful things the world had to offer him, who was created to serve, created to die, but who chose to keep living. He still has Cody, he had managed to save him despite all the odds, and Cody had chosen to stay, despite everything. Cody who had put his foot down and refused to let the twins be separated, who holds the newborns with such tenderness that it makes Obi-Wan ache. Cody loves him, despite everything, despite not deserving the trouble Obi-Wan brings with him. Cody deserves everything Obi-Wan can’t give him; he deserves freedom, a home, his brothers, and yet he had chosen Obi-Wan, who could offer him none of that. He had chosen running away with Obi-Wan, chosen to shed his identity and go into hiding, over working with Bail to rescue his brothers. Obi-Wan had tried to free him of the burden that he was, had tried to free Cody of him, but he had refused. He had clung to Obi-Wan and chosen him, and Obi-Wan, who was never the one people chose , who was never good enough, had clung back.

He gets attached too easily, and no matter how hard he tries, everything he loves dies. He isn’t a very good Jedi, but the Jedi are gone . He had trained the man who had betrayed them all and led an enslaved army on their home, he had missed all the warning signs, and now everyone is dead and the Dark had won.

With shaking hands, Obi-Wan grips at the too-tight spacer clothing Bail had given him to replace his ruined robes, at least until they could reach the safe house Obi-Wan had created during that painful stint masquerading as Rako Hardeen and trade them for something better. The fabric isn’t the familiar rough-spun but softly lined tunics he had worn for his entire life, and, despite being made for someone much taller than him, it feels too restricting. It lays on his body differently, rubs against his skin in ways that make his entire body itch like one giant rash, and it catches on the wrappings around his torso in ways that reminds him too much of those horrible years of puberty when his body was all wrong. It makes his breathing catch, makes him want to rip and tear until the feeling goes away, and he’s reeling. Every bond he’s ever had is gone, the Force is Dark and unwelcoming, and every coping mechanism he’d ever had is gone .

The doors to the quarters hiss open, loud in his panic, and Obi-Wan flinches back instinctively, slamming his eyes shut against the sudden burst of light and slapping his hands over his ears to try and shut out the sound.

“Obi-Wan? Cyare?” Cody’s soft, soothing voice is a balm against his aching mind, and Obi-Wan whimpers wordlessly in response, reaching out to him in the Force to drown himself in his former Commander’s steady presence. He could lose himself in Cody, could let the gentle pressure of Cody’s mind pull him out of his body and away from everything else. There’s so much love in him, for the twins, for his brothers, for Obi-Wan. “Can I touch you?” He asks gently.

Please, Obi-Wan doesn’t say, but he does nod, and the bed dips with Cody’s weight. The man’s warmth is already sinking into his bones, anchoring him in his body, and solid arms wrap around his shoulders, gently pulling Obi-Wan into a broad chest. Cody’s heart, faster and stronger than a baseline Human’s, beats against him, just as steady and comforting as Cody himself, and Cody presses their foreheads together, another point of contact that keeps Obi-Wan from falling apart into stardust.

“The ik’aade are asleep.” Cody rumbles, his natural regional Concord Dawn accent deepening without the pressure on him to disguise it to please the natborns around him. It’s the voice he used with his brothers, and later he blessed Obi-Wan with hearing; it meant that he felt safe, that he trusts the people he’s with, and it’s needed for their disguises. “Artoo and Threepio are with them, they’ll let us know when they wake up.” Obi-Wan lets his voice wash over him, relaxing into his hold and shifting himself to perch on his lover’s lap. Strong, warm hands keep him steady, grip just tight enough to stop him from floating away. “I love you. I’m here, cyare. I have you.”

“They’re gone.” Obi-Wan whispers, voice wrecked, eyes sliding open to meet deep brown, and Cody stares back, his heartbreak echoed in his eyes. “Everything is so Dark.”

They’d both seen the Temple, seen the bodies of Jedi and clones alike strewn about and left to rot in the place Obi-Wan had once called home. They had seen the children Anakin had murdered. There had been no hesitation, no regret, just a single-minded determination to kill . Obi-Wan still can’t fully comprehend it. He doesn’t understand why . He doesn’t know what they could have possibly done to Anakin that he’d kill them and their children without so much as blinking. He can’t understand how the sweet boy he had raised could have become the monster he had seen on Mustafar, who saw enemies in every shadow and who could choke the woman he claimed to have done everything for without hesitating.

Anakin had done terrible things, things Obi-Wan doesn’t know if he’d ever be able to forgive, and yet he still couldn’t help but love him.

“I’m sorry.” Cody murmurs, thumb rubbing a mindless, grounding pattern under his eye, his other hand gripping at Obi-Wan’s hip like a lifeline.

Only a day ago, those hands had held the blaster that had killed the man Obi-Wan had seen as his brother to protect him. He had done what Obi-Wan couldn’t do because he was too attached.

Finally, the tears Obi-Wan couldn’t cry spill over, dripping down pale cheeks and across Cody’s callused hands. They’re silent, accompanied only by his hitching breath in the darkness, and he leans further into the mirshmure’cya Cody is offering.

“I love you.” Cody says again, rubbing their noses together and pressing their lips together in a sweet, tender kiss full of words unsaid and unvoiced promises. “A new hope will emerge, you said so yourself. We’ll figure this out, we always do.”

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#cole writes #fanfiction #star wars #comfortember 2020 #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #codywan #swtcw fanfiction

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mogai-headcanons · 1 year ago

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leia from star wars is a bi trans woman; her brother luke is a beyondix gay man; she is in love with han solo, a trans bi man.

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losergendered · 9 months ago

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luke skywalker from star wars is a bi gay transtidal trans man

leia organa is an abro gay transandrogynous trans man

obi-wan kenobi is a bisexual dandelion transfem translunar trans woman

ahsoka tano is abinary and cassgender

padme amidala is transfem translunar and questioning her sexuality

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#asks

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headedtobandomeer · 5 years ago

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Star Wars character that I can't see as cis

Luke Skywalker is a trans man

Eli Vanto is a trans man

Anakin Skywalker is a trans man or non-binary (no father = no Y chromosome) (all he knows is he’s definitely not a girl)

Poe Dameron is a trans man

Breha Organa is a trans woman

Bo-Katan is a trans woman but that’s not important what is important is that’s she’s mandalorian first and foremost

Jessika Pava is a trans woman who came out around the same time as Poe, they helped each other transition.

TONS of clones all across the gender spectrum

Characters that think could be trans but am not sure

Ezra Bridger is non-binary, but vaguely masculine (he/him pronouns)

Rey is agender (they/them or she/her pronouns)

Chopper, who when asked says his gender is ‘No’ or ‘Go away’ and then zaps people who continue to ask

Leia is a trans woman (i saw a head canon once that she named Luke at birth and He was named Leia and they both chose the other’s name when they came out before they even met)

Enfys Nest is non-binary

Lando is a trans man

Thrawn is a vaguely male non-binary guy

Not trans but intersex

Obi-Wan is intersex/of a species that has only one sex with both ‘male’ and ‘female’ reproductive parts.

Garazeb Orrelios is kind of intersex. I see Lasat as a single sex species all of who can both impregnated another Lasat and be impregnated. They have genders though.

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irinapaleolog · 5 years ago

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The Rise of Skywalker Does a Terrible Disservice to the Women of Star Wars

Besides Reylo, one of the great marketing tools of the Star Wars sequel trilogy was its emphasis on girl power, as well its subversion of class dynamics. The films showed that women -- even poor, destitute women with no connections to powerful men -- could play the same role in the franchise as every cocky flyboy or adopted son of a moisture farmer. Unfortunately, and despite the press tour assurances from the cast and crew that Rey and her gal pals are here to lead a new generation of fans into the new world of gender equality, The Rise of Skywalker makes sure that none of the women of the franchise gets to live happily ever after nor establish any lasting romantic connection.

Instead, Episode IX leans heavily into the tired trope of the "strong female character" that has to resign from silly notions like love and family to live up to her full potential. Adding insult to injury, the film removes all agency from the women, and instead thrusts them onto a straight-and-narrow path of contrived choices foisted upon them by male characters or by the Force -- which, in J.J. Abrams' movie, acts not as the power that propels life in the universe, but like the mean Catherine de Bourgh of Pride and Prejudice.

Let's start with Leia Organa, whose call for help in The Last Jedi was ignored by the entire galaxy. However, Lando Calrissian, who has been hanging around on Pasaana doing who knows what, just has to say the word for an entire legacy fleet to appear out of nowhere. Then there's the handling of her Jedi training, which she gave up because she felt the Force might corrupt her unborn son -- a narrative choice that comes out of left field but that mirrors the real-world dilemma of women giving up promotions for fear that their careers might get in the way of parenting.

But we could argue that Leia's arc in Episode IX is clunky because Abrams had limited footage of the late Carrie Fisher. But what about the characters portrayed by living actresses?

There's Rose Tico, played by Kelly Marie Tran, who had a major role in The Last Jedi with an interesting arc of her own. Unfortunately, a vocal segment of Star Warsfans loathed the character and harassed the actress until she left social media. Things looked brighter when Abrams announced Tran would rejoin the cast in The Rise of Skywalker and that her role would be even better. She was billed as a general, an essential part of the Resistance; Tran went on a press tour and talked about the great feminine energy of the set. The comes The Rise of Skywalker, where Rose appears three times, speaks four lines, and is sidelined to the "really important job" of tech support, with her connection with Finn never addressed. In The Rise of Skywalker, Rose doesn't get romance, connections, friendship, a job, or a story of her own -- something that should please the most toxic fans.

Then there's Jannah, played by Naomi Ackie, another "strong female character." The twist this time is that, like Finn, she's a former Stormtrooper who mutinied and defied an order to kill a bunch of villagers. For a few seconds, her story is hopeful and fascinating, and teases the line from the trailer that "good people will fight if we lead them," that free will and the power of the individual are concepts that exist in Abrams' Star Wars.

How foolish of the audience to hold such hope. Jannah and Finn explain theyweren't the ones who decided to spare the innocent villagers; it was a feeling. The Force takes care of silly dramatic concepts like agency, choice and heroism. Jannah is not a good person because of her actions, but because the Force willedher to be one. The only funny thing about this depressing predeterministic twist is that it also works as an apt metaphor for the actions of the characters in The Rise of Skywalker, who do things not because they make sense, but because the script -- the Force -- says so. To add another nail to the coffin, The Rise of Skywalker Visual Dictionary hints at Lando being Jannah's father, yet another woman of Star Wars whose story doesn't matter unless she's related to a legacy male character.

Moving on, Keri Russell plays Zorii Bliss, a spice runner from Kijimi who essentially wears Leia's slave outfit, only with thermal underwear. Zorii's only purpose in the story is to provide a tragic background for Poe Dameron, as well as a potential love interest. She's also a glorified MacGuffin holder (twice!), and one of the many characters that Abrams fake-kills to ignite an emotional response from the viewer in a desperate effort to make Poe sympathetic. Zorii's role could have easily been filled by Rose, who was an actual tech whiz with a questionable past and a potential massive beef against Poe. After all, he's directly responsible for her sister's death.

Let's move on to Rey (Daisy Ridley), who is retconned from being a resilient orphan scavenger strong in the Force... to receiving her powers from a male bloodline. Now, to be perfectly clear, there's nothing wrong with overly dramatic space operas where everyone is related to a royal family, but this "reveal" goes against the premise of The Force Awakens and the heart of The Last Jedi, which proposes that anyone can be a hero.

There were no hints at all about this "twist" -- not in the movies, in the animated series or in the ancillary material, which makes it feel like a last-minute decision designed to appease those fans who accused Rey of being an overpowered Mary Sue, overlooking one of the most common Mary Sue tropes: their tendency to be secretly related to important canon characters.

Another Mary Sue trope exploited in The Rise of Skywalker, but that wasn't even touched in the previous two movies, is the female character sacrificing herself for the greater good, only to be saved at the last minute by a man, which is exactly what happens here. This double-whammy of "being powerful because of grandad" and "getting to live because of a man" is particularly egregious, and caters to no one, because of what happens right after Ben Solo sacrifices himself. We'll get to that in a moment.

Then there's the Force vision scene. Rey already had a trippy Force vision in The Last Jedi, a deep dive into an array of feminine symbology that she wasn't afraid to confront, from which she emerged heartbroken but stronger. In The Rise of Skywalker, this moment is undercut and shows Rey terrified of the darker, sexier, powerful version of herself, which is a hard pill to swallow. Rey explicitly says that she has nightmare visions where she and Kylo Ren are the evil Empress and Emperor of the Galaxy, linking the fulfillment of her desires to the galaxy's apocalypse. In Episode IX, romantic love is a flaw that the "strong female character" should overcome, but sex is pure evil.

Her visceral rejection of her dark side is also a 180 turn on her chill acceptance of her darkness in The Last Jedi. In the real world, women are taught from a young age to hide their negative feelings, to smile and live to be pleasant to everyone, to not be loud or angry or intense. That mentality only makes things easier for everyone in the world who is not a woman, and runs contrary to the quickly angered but enthusiastic scavenger of the previous two movies. However, by the end of The Rise of Skywalker, Rey has transformed into this Cool Girl version of Ideal Femininity/Strong Woman Character.

Ben Solo's death right after his redemption and first kiss should have been treated like a tragedy at least by Rey, and at least for one minute... but she does not react at all. The camera cuts from Ben's clothes folding as he disappears to Rey's neutral expression as she flies back to the Resistance. His death, and any emotional reaction that it might have caused in the protagonist, is not mentioned at all, which is baffling, to say the least. After a brief reunion with Finn and Poe, Rey immediately regresses on-screen to a lonely child on a desert planet, sliding down a Tatooine sand dune and negating her evolution for the last two movies, just so Abrams could throw in a homage to himself.

For the sake of argument, let's take Rey's reveal of her villainous ancestry at face value, and let's imagine that Disney had prepared this reveal from The Force Awakens: Her ending is still insulting, because it forces her to pay for the actions of her grandfather, despite having suffered as much as anyone from his evil ways. Palpatine's murderous pursuit of his son's family was what caused Rey to grow up heartbroken and abandoned on Jakku.

Rey longed for family and love her entire life; she jumped at the opportunity to establish a real connection with Han Solo, Maz Kanata, Finn, Leia, Luke and Kylo Ren, and in The Rise of Skywalker she looks longingly at the Pasaana children, clearly wanting a family of her own. Rey marveled at the green of Takodana in The Force Awakens and at the water of Ahch-To in The Last Jedi. Just like Anakin, she hated the desert. So why does the plot force her to go back to Tatooine to take on the Skywalker name, a planet where none of the Skywalkers, Organas or Solos were born; that Anakin and Luke longed to escape; where Shmi Skywalker was enslaved twice and then killed; and where Leia became Jabba's sex doll? Wouldn't it make more sense for her to head to verdant, watery Naboo, where both Palpatine and Padmé came from, the place where the latter wanted to raise her Skywalker twins?

But, no, Rey doesn't get to live where she would be logically happier, or where it makes sense; she goes where the fan service is stronger, and the twin suns of Tatooine were unparalleled -- until now. When an old woman asks Rey her family name, she answers "Skywalker," which doesn't hold up to close examination. Luke Skywalker refused to train her, Leia's name was Organa, Ben and Han were Solos, and she's standing on the Lars' buried homestead. And although it makes sense that she would lie about her true ancestry, denying the Palpatine name still reeks of burying her darker side, which worked really well for the Jedi Order.

Compare this ending of a lonely girl on a barren planet lying to strangers about her family name to the ending of The Return of the Jedi, where Luke, Han, and Leia are surrounded by life and celebration, and everyone is radiant with love and living family. Or compare it to the ending of The Last Jedi, where a Force-sensitive boy is looking up at shooting star. Or even the final scene of Revenge of the Sith, which takes place in the same spot after the fall of the Republic, the death of Padmé and the rise of Darth Vader -- but at least in that little spot there's love, family, life and hope.

Directed and co-written by J.J. Abrams, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker stars Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Lupita Nyong’o, Domhnall Gleeson, Kelly Marie Tran, Joonas Suotamo, Billie Lourd, Keri Russell, Anthony Daniels, Mark Hamill, Billy Dee Williams, and Carrie Fisher, with Naomi Ackie and Richard E. Grant.

#the rise of skywalker #reylo

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skyguyed · 4 years ago

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hera is a nonbinary bi ace trans woman. kanan is agender greyromantic and pan/polysexual. zeb is aro gay and a demiguy. ezra is a bi transboy. we all know sabine is a lesbian. baze and chirrut are gay and married (not with a certificate but through common law and/or ceremony). luke is gay aro ace and a transboy. han and leia are bi icons. anakin "clown" skywalker himself is a nonbinary bi man. as you can i have many thoughts and do not have enough chances to toss them at people so thank you! 🌈

oh i LOVE how well thought out these are and I welcome your headcanons these are great, pls feel free to discuss/elaborate any time my ask box is always open

#Anonymous #thank u esp for the special attention to rebels

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the-night-puncher · 5 years ago

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So my original plan for tonight was to rewatch Knives Out, but since the movie theather near my house hates me its only showing two movies, a sequel to a comedy ive never seen and the stars wars. And since my friend refused to watch the comedy i actually watched ros and wow is it something.

Seriously ive seen so many posts complaining about this movie, from so many people, i thought i knew what to expect but i was not ready.

I was expecting to be annoyed and bored, wich i was at times, but i was not expecting it to be this funny

So since i’m trying to post more in my little space in the sinking ship that is tumblr i wanted to share the things that made me actually laugh out loud in rise of skywalker:

- not only they bring palpatine back in the opening crawl but the way it happens is just... amazing. Palpatine apparently just sends everyone a voice mail being like “i lived bitch” and promising revenge... like thats it, no more explanation needed.

- Snoke clones, they actually had snoke clones. we were so close to having the snoke clone army in the throne-like seat... we could’ve had it all.

- c3po going along in the adventure, i mean after the snoke clones cameo i was ready for the true otp c3prey to finally became canon.

- the little alien girl that just needs to know rey’s last name.was she filling a form or something?

- that part where the movie expects me to care in any way about c3p0 losing his memory, seriously i don’t care... please stop with the dramatic speech i don’t.... no really it could actually kill him and i stil.... oh my god why is the music acting like this is something.

- Did the makers of c3p0 made it so he would use his evil eyes and voice when translating sith, or did the little rat man decide it would look cool?

- the scene 3 hours later(why is this movie so long) where r2d2 brings the golden-waste-of-time’s memory back making everything in that previous scene even more pointless (why was c3p0 in this but rose had to stary behind again?)

- Poe is straight. Did you guys know that Poe is straight? Here is a female human he had sexual intercourse with. Because he likes woman. BECAUSE HE IS STRAIGHT!!!!!.... Anyway here is Poe hugging Finn like his life depends on it.

- “They sold you to keep you safe.”

-”THEY SOLD YOU TO KEEP YOU SAFE!!”(I don’t know if that is the actual line, i watched it dubbed but seriously WTF)

- “She is not on Jakku so don’t even bother looking there. No really bro, i know we were there with her, and then we left without her... but she’s not there. Would i lie to you? Jakku is the last place i would hide my daughter on, so don’t ever look for her there.”(I’m 100% certain this is the actual line)

- PALPATINE FUCKS. HE HAS FUCKED BEFORE AND SHALL FUCK AGAIN.(who was the mother by the way?, who was the unsung hero that climbed this everest)

- Palpatine doesn’t know about the jedi love connection. His puppet knew, his puppet who he controled even claimed to have created the connection, but Palpatine didnt know. Is this because he is an old, old man? Is his mind just not what it used to be? did he just kinda forgot about the iron fleet?

- Rey blowing up Chewie...sorry

- Hux being the spy. the pettiness...mood.

- Hux just dying like a background character, so we can focus on the real secondary villain... general old guy.(Is he from the old movies?was jj expectin me to recognize that guy?i can’t even remember his name and i’m pretty sure they say it a lot, but my brain just stopped listening after general)

-The random former stormtroopers that just... show up and then we all pretend to have a connection with this lady for the last five hours of movie.(Why is it so long?)

But really the idea of other stormtroopers being inspired by Finn to break out of the first order would have been a cool story to actually explore, instead of just “we all just magically good cause force, rip to all brainwashed stormtroopers but we are different.”

- Leia just dies because.... she knew they had run out of deleted scenes with her i guess.

- Alien Lupita explaining Leia has to die cause... she needs all her power to... do stuff. important stuff.

- JJ’s friends that get more screentime than Rose.(not really funny but...)

- Glados Palpatine. Eveytime he appeared on screen i would start laughing, to the point my friend got mad at me. Am i the only one who can see this? Why is he Glados? Whatever the reason this made me laugh the most, i literally got out of the theather singing still alive.

- Kinda heartwarming that palpatine’s plan was to build a evil empire for his grandaughter. He really loved her T.T

- it took a while for me to realize, because it was so dark. but rey and palpatine were surrounded by evil bleaches filled with evil minions rooting for palpatine, and i thought that was really wholesome, to show they were all there cheering him on.

- every sith is inside palpatine... hehe

- “If you give in to your anger and kill me you’re evil. if i force you to kill me you are also evil.”

- Palpatine can possess people who kill him i guess?

- every jedi is inside Rey... hehe

- Also since he voldemorted himself to death, did palpatine possess himself?

- Leia’s body just disappears because.... reasons. I guess alien Lupita knows why but she’s not even gonna bother explaining this one, cause it’s so obvious.

- The gay scene... i’m gonna be honest, i teared up when the slug and jj’s friend hugged, this is the representation we need.(but really i almost missed the kiss, and i’m certain i never saw those women before, and im also sure they got thanosed the moment the camera left them)

-POE IS A STRAIGHT MAN WHO LOVES KISSING WOM... oh my god is that finn?

- The last scene, I actually liked that she ended up in Tatooine. Bringin everything full circle by showing Rey in the same planet baby Yoda and his cool mercenary dad once visited was a great way to end the trilogy.

- Rey, her two ghost parents, and a robot that i guess she stole from Poe. truly the happiest ending.

- Why is everyone so obsessed with last names? I bet that old woman was a tax collector.”Oh you’re a Skywalker? your relatives left the planet withou paying their light bill, it’s you debt now loser.” and luke just awkwardly fades away while rey stares at him.

Honestly there were parts of the movie i genuinely enjoyed: the han solo scene, pretty much every Ben solo scene, pretty much every trio scene(the whole thing with poe wanting to know what finn was going to say makes it seem like he is jealous of rey and i hate that it goes nowhere) and i actually love the part where rey puts her lightsaber behind her, and ben taking it from behind his.

But overall the Snoke clone army would have been a better plot. I mean no one in this movie even told Rey she looks pretty with her head cut open.

Also fuck JJ for what he did to Rose, seriously if you didn’t watch the last jedi you wouldn’t even know her name.Fuck him and this cowardly movie for doing this to Kelly Marie Tran.

#star wars #star wars ros #ros spoilers #i would like to thank JJ for revealing the rey palpatine thing before the movie came out #effectively killing any interest i had in it #cause i think this movie would have really hurt me otherwise #by the way two people on my right kept looking at their phones during the movie #one checking his messages and another couple taking multiple selfies #and like i wanted to be annoyed but at the same time #i kinda get it #at least it wasn't transphobic i guess #im not sure i can say the same about the other movie playing

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