#legs were spread

[inlovewithgreta]

started season five of wentworth and mother joan is mothering!!! I need people to talk about how unhinged and HOT she was in her little fight in episode two 😮‍💨

[olenvasynyt]

Night Court fashion consists of sarees, lehenga sets, and sherwanis. Let me elaborate:

[kindahoping4forever]

AshtonIrwin94: Sometimes, this is how i'll write a song, do you hear words to go to the whistle melody? #whistleguy is #back 😂

[holywoodelevator]

One thing I realised while watching midnight mass was when Father Paul is doing confessional and then for the rest of the episode Father Paul is acting so sassy like calling out Riley for his bullshit, absolutely manspreading like no other in the AA meeting when just the last episode he was sitting so politely like father just because u committed one sin (and many more to come) DOESNT MEAN U SUDDENLY HAVE TO BECOME GHE BRATTIEST BITCH ALIVE!!!

[crimsonkenjii-writes]

OH MY GOD!!!! I finally had a dream where I had crazy good sex with Aki. We were on some sort of business trip but we’re being little freaks and sneaked away into a hotel room to do the nasty but just our luck to choose the damn hotel that had a weird ass murderer on the loose. They were dressed as a purple bunny for some reason. And the most goofiest cartoonish looking bunny too. And me and Aki are going at it, feeling hella good. And right before we both finished, the murderer busts through the door, sees us naked, laughs uncomfortably and apologizes saying he’ll let us finish and come back later. We were so bamboozled it immediately put us out of the mood and neither of us finished.

[whirlpool-blogs]

bucky accidentally misheard “we’re going to war” as “we’re going to whore” and proceeded to spend his entire deployment looking as slutty as possible in his cinched dress uniform and flashy tan-and-white sheepskin and thotty little mustache. he never stopped to seek clarification on this statement

[prophecydungeon]

quarterly "i exist in meatspace" images, courtesy of having been at the semi-local function

peroni macaroni crown and ghostie made by @bacoose and i made the skirt and capelet! this was my first time cosplaying since uhhhhh i nearly got heatstroke at AX in '17 or whenever, and i think my first time tolerating a wig for more than 15 minutes? could NOT tolerate a wig for sanj but whatever, i was still the best-dressed one by a fucking mile so 💅

[flowers-and-pollen]

I'm scared

There was a rocket that exploded above Dalyat El Carmel

They never got this close to here

It's not even a jewish village, it's mostly druze people there

It's getting closer every time

And i'm scared

It's 15 minutes from here

I heard the boom from where i live

The house shook

Israelis don't deserve to die.

Palestenians don't deserve to die.

No one does.

I just want everything to go back to normal

Please

[pawbeanies]

a boy can be So pathetic (spends an hour rolling around in bed with his plushies taking pics of his stickbug legs for no good reason)

[hussyknee]

Wabbit.

[transyourgenderhere]

I hate when stories have a magic cure all spell. At least have there be caveats. It feels like a cheap excuse not to have disabled people in your world.

If you wanna have a spell to restore limbs, fine. But maybe make it so it requires the removed limb in question or something. Make it so healing spells can’t automatically fix chronic illness. Let your characters be disabled for goodness sake.

[gargelyfloof118]

I trimmed the trees around the pasture and hung the electric fence signs. I identified a rough location of TWO (2) wasp nests!

One, I identified with my belly. The other, thankfully, I saw before cutting the tree.

I still don't know where those wasps came from that stung my belly. It might be a ground nest, but I'm not brave enough to rush back in and find out right now.

[perilegs]

we all love men with big hairy thighs but what if the thighs cause his underwear to roll up a bit and his fave pair of pants sit a bit low bc their crotch area is made for someone with a dick so his thighs rub together all day every day so much there's two nearly bald spots on his otherwise hairy thighs. what then

[corset]

I remember the time I held a dwarf hamster and it was so cute and made me so happy I cried. Like a little brown square with 4 little claws crawling all over my hands

[doll-elvis]

I’m curious to know your thoughts on Agent Elvis and if you thought it did him justice

oop- so I have an Elvis sin to confess… I actually haven’t watched Agent Elvis yet 🤧 however I thoroughly enjoyed everybody thirsting over cartoon Elvis when it first came out

it’s nothing against the show or Priscilla but with the exception of the 2022 film, I tend to not be interested in depictions of Elvis simply because it’s not really Elvis and I only like him lmaoo

and for that reason Elvis impersonators also sadly don’t do anything for me, I wish I could enjoy them but in my head I’m just constantly comparing them to real Elvis. like if you weren’t born in 1935 and named Elvis Presley then I’m not interested 😤

but some fans were going way too overboard with their dislike for the show and were literally harassing people that said they enjoyed the show (especially on Instagram). They were saying that the show disrespected his memory and that it was too vulgar for Elvis, and I’m like are we talking about the same Elvis? because the man could get vulgar, just listen to any studio session in the 70s

idk I might give it a watch somewhere down the line solely because of this 🥵 and if they ever do more seasons I’m definitely tuning in for an animated big daddy elvis

[cyberrat]

Valentino is Vox' trophy wife.

He is 😌 his tall and pretty wife who fucks with his business partners if he says so to secure the juicy deals.