#lego ninjago incorrect quotes

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Jay: That was so hot, Nya

Nya: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets

Jay: I'm so in love with you.

[skrunklydoo]

everyone else is trying to sort out the blood moon stuff

geo, fritz and spitz are at the monastery

fritz: why can’t we go with cole??

spitz: yeah, why?!

geo: fritz, spitz, cole has some very important business to attend to right now and we’d get in the way of that if we went with him-

fritz and spitz: BUT DAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[jeena-says-hi]

Jay: I trained this chicken to talk

Kai: let's see

Jay: what's a male deer

Chicken: buck

Jay: how much is 200 pennies

Chicken: buck buck

Kai: this is stupid

Jay: it gets better

Chicken: it gets way better, hair gel

[rinkunokoisuru]

I couldn't pass this one up Love me those silly movie ninja Based on this post by @threemoonwatchers

[1-noone-1]

[after they got Lloyd back in Possession]

Zane: How are you doing?

Lloyd: I am still breathing

Zane: Isn't that to set the bar a bit low?

Jay: Well, it's better than Cole

Cole: First of all, fuck you-

[diamond-doezend]

Zane: *gets hacked again*

Jay: “I swear to the FSM…” *starts shaking Zane* “GET A FUCKING VPN!!!!

[lightning-and-dragons]

Arin: I still can't believe that I'm a ninja, it's all I ever wanted to be ever since I was a kid! Sora: I wanted to be a scientist and inventor, so I guess I got that too, in an odd way. Arin: Hey, Lloyd! What did you want to be when you grew up? Lloyd: A dark ruler. Evil mastermind. Arin and Sora:... Lloyd, sighing: It's a long story.

[jo-the-cosmic-being]

Ninjago X Reader Y/n incorrect quotes part 3

(I’m taking this a bit far, don’t you think?)

Y/n: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart and the capacity to feel.

Morro: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Kai: You don't know anything about me!

Y/n: I know everything about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children.

Y/n, staring at Lloyd: I could fix him…

Garmadon: Please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

Jay: We have a problem.

Y/n: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[shadowthedragoncat]

Im a simple man

I see the word ninja

I draw ninjago

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Jay *admiring Nya from a distance*: she could end my life anytime and I'd thank her

Kai and Cole: we'd thank her too

[itsaboutbee]

Lloyd: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Kai: Several traffic violations.

Cole: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Jay: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Zane: Also, this is not our car.

[i-m-art-ix]

Garmadon: In the name of father, Lloyd! Are you trying to kill yourself by really GOING ON A MISSION DRUNK?!?!?!

Lloyd: Life is too short to be careful, father.

Garmadon: ...

Garmadon: LLOYD YOU'RE A FUCKING HYBRID, YOU'LL LIVE FOR EONS!!!!!!!!!

[jeena-says-hi]

Wu: I’m not mad, I just want to know why you had Zane make you a fake ID

Lloyd: mumbles

Wu: What was that?

Zane: You have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at the pet shop

[rinkunokoisuru]

New silly just dropped

Based on this post by @almostaccurateninjagoquotes

[1-noone-1]

Zane: *dies again*

Kai: I'm gonna bet on two months

Nya: Bullshit, I say one month

Arin, sobbing: What are you guys doing? Zane just died!

Lloyd, scratching his head, ignoring Arin: Bet two dollars on a week

[chaoticace2005]

Henroin (Angel's dad), running into Angel Dust:

Henroin: …Ant-Hony?

Angel: That’s right! It’s me. Your son. And it’s ANTHONY, dad.

Henroin: No. A-N-T-H-O-N-Y. I named you!

Angel: You ruined my life!

Henroin: How could I ruin your life?! I wasn’t even there!

Everyone else at the hotel: *standing there confused as fuck*

Charlie: Is this…

Arackniss: Oh, this is normal.

Husk: Well, guess Charlie isn’t the only one here with daddy issues.

Lucifer: …I wasn’t THAT bad, was I?