#lego ninjago incorrect quotes

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Jay: That was so hot, Nya

Nya: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets

Jay: I'm so in love with you.

[jeena-says-hi]

During a battle

Kai: Ow, fuck!!

Lloyd: KAI!

Kai: What?

Lloyd: Don’t swear, we are a kid’s show

Kai: Dude it’s fine, most of our audience are depressed teenagers anyway

[1-noone-1]

Zane: *dies again*

Kai: I'm gonna bet on two months

Nya: Bullshit, I say one month

Arin, sobbing: What are you guys doing? Zane just died!

Lloyd, scratching his head, ignoring Arin: Bet two dollars on a week

[rinkunokoisuru]

I couldn't pass this one up Love me those silly movie ninja Based on this post by @threemoonwatchers

[jo-the-cosmic-being]

Ninjago X Reader Y/n incorrect quotes part 2

Jay: Y/n and I are so close, we even share a toothbrush.

Y/n: We WHAT?

Y/n and Lloyd: *making a ‘hear me out’ cake*

Y/n: *puts down a picture*

Lloyd:

Lloyd: THAT’S MY DAD WHAT THE FU-

Cole: This is Y/n. I've only had them for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Y/n: I love murder mysteries

Morro, trying to impress them: I’ve been a suspect in four murder cases.

Kai to young Lloyd: We don't give people the middle finger.

Y/n: We are better than that.

Kai: We give them every finger.

Y/n: No, wait. I don't like where this is going.

Kai: Right across the face.

[diamond-doezend]

Zane: *gets hacked again*

Jay: “I swear to the FSM…” *starts shaking Zane* “GET A FUCKING VPN!!!!

[lightning-and-dragons]

Arin: I still can't believe that I'm a ninja, it's all I ever wanted to be ever since I was a kid! Sora: I wanted to be a scientist and inventor, so I guess I got that too, in an odd way. Arin: Hey, Lloyd! What did you want to be when you grew up? Lloyd: A dark ruler. Evil mastermind. Arin and Sora:... Lloyd, sighing: It's a long story.

[shadowthedragoncat]

Im a simple man

I see the word ninja

I draw ninjago

[itsaboutbee]

Lloyd: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Kai: Several traffic violations.

Cole: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Jay: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Zane: Also, this is not our car.

[helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden]

Jay *admiring Nya from a distance*: she could end my life anytime and I'd thank her

Kai and Cole: we'd thank her too

[autism-autobot]

Ao Lie: Your elemental power is: ✨️GREEN✨️

Mei: I'm sorry, what was that?

Ao Lie: ✨️GREEN✨️

Mei: Okay, so, just to recap...

Mei: Ice (Macaque temporarily)

Mei: Water (Sandy)

Mei: Earth (Sun Wukong)

Mei: Fire (Red Son)

Mei: Lightning (MK: "a lightning button")

Mei: and...

Ao Lie: ✨️GREEN✨️

[i-m-art-ix]

Garmadon: In the name of father, Lloyd! Are you trying to kill yourself by really GOING ON A MISSION DRUNK?!?!?!

Lloyd: Life is too short to be careful, father.

Garmadon: ...

Garmadon: LLOYD YOU'RE A FUCKING HYBRID, YOU'LL LIVE FOR EONS!!!!!!!!!

[1-noone-1]

[after they got Lloyd back in Possession]

Zane: How are you doing?

Lloyd: I am still breathing

Zane: Isn't that to set the bar a bit low?

Jay: Well, it's better than Cole

Cole: First of all, fuck you-

[rinkunokoisuru]

New silly just dropped

Based on this post by @almostaccurateninjagoquotes

[jo-the-cosmic-being]

Ninjago X Reader Y/n incorrect quotes part 3

(I’m taking this a bit far, don’t you think?)

Y/n: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart and the capacity to feel.

Morro: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Kai: You don't know anything about me!

Y/n: I know everything about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children.

Y/n, staring at Lloyd: I could fix him…

Garmadon: Please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

Jay: We have a problem.

Y/n: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

[colekinnie-4life]

Jay: I miss my wife, Kai. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back.

Jumps into the ocean