#lego batman movie riddler

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Round 1 Group 1A

Choose your favourite picture, whether that be the silliest, cutest, or even the most unhinged filename! The images are under the cut. The top 3 will go on to the next round. Enjoy!

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[fleshprofessor]

I <3333 the lego movie designs of these two

[rilakkumariddler]

my cutie she does no wrong

[bluemoth698]

My takes on various Batman characters, with some inspiration from the Lego Batman Movie and The Batman (2004) series for some of the characters

[stickparrot]

the Sillies

[daily-riddler]

? DAILY RIDDLER ?

LEGO BATMAN MOVIE RIDDLER TODAY FOLKS!

[rune-tisms]

some recent art :P

[joe-spookyy]

thinking about batman today so here’s a brief essay explaining my thoughts on every live action batman actor and their films, along with my ranking of the films i’ve seen.

as the original, i have to give adam west some 
serious credit. and god was his movie enjoyable. the bit when he was literally fist fighting a shark and had to use bat shark repellent spray to get it off of him was probably the best moment in batman history. he was very reminiscent of the batman from scooby doo meets batman (1972). or i guess that batman was reminiscent of him. whatever. i was very entertained by his film and i quite enjoyed the addition of robin, as i feel that he goes underutilized in batman movies. i really loved how every single item in his batcave was labeled, and how all of it began with the word bat. the bat navigational computer. the bat water fountain. the bat ladder. i love it. the villains were just the right amount of camp, although i did not care for the fact that the joker clearly had a mustache that was just painted over. caesar romero could you really not bear to part with it for one film? yeesh. my one complaint is that batman did not seem to be enthused about anything throughout the entire runtime. as my father pointed out, he was quite spock-like. not a sweet ounce of real excitement or fear. i really loved how he ran that cartoon bomb all through gotham though. really entertaining sequence.


christian bale does bruce wayne and batman very well, but his batman voice is so funny that it distracted me from anything important that happened in the movies. it sounded like he was swallowing gravel or perhaps like he had smoked a pack a day since he was 2 years old. also, the cowl on his batsuit had a really pointy nose and i did not like that. he had the idea and everything he did was great but the acting choice to give batman such a stupid voice takes away from everything. it left me pondering. did bruce sit in his little batcave practicing voices? do you think he made alfred give him advice on which fake voice was most menacing? do you think he tried different accents? i can’t deal with the lack of answers. however, the dark knight is really good so i will give him that. 


clooney and kilmer did a fine job in the role HOWEVER. i want to track down whichever costume designer chose to give the batsuit nipples and give them a piece of my mind because why. why would they do that. why. it is important to add though that batman forever was one of the most insane, camp, off the rails films i have ever seen and i think i probably enjoyed it more than any of the other ones because i was laughing throughout the entire runtime. it was a batman movie but he was the least interesting thing about the film. the sets were literally breathtaking and so eye catching. the outfits were insane. the plot lines were baffling in the most positive way. i wish joel schumacher had been put in charge of directing every movie ever because i definitely feel like more movies need to be exactly like this monstrosity. cinema peaked in 1995 when they put jim carrey in that atrocious little riddler costume. i almost forgive the costume designers for the bat nipples because of how insane and fantastic the two face costume is. almost. 


now micheal keaton had the right idea i suppose. however he failed to grab my attention. he wasn’t strange enough, nor was he very smooth and suave. he was right in the middle and that made him too much of a regular guy to be a good bruce wayne. his batman voice was literally just his normal voice so that kind of left me confused. how did no one realize that bruce wayne sounds exactly like batman. come on guys. excellent joker though. he wasn’t too serious but i think he could have been a bit more silly. however i’m inclined to dislike him for the fact that he was in batman returns. when i tell you this movie ruined my life i mean it. when danny devito ate a raw fish and black saliva dripped out of his mouth, the image was scarred into my brain and i can still see it so clearly despite not having watched the movie since i was about eight. i did enjoy the penguins with rocket launchers ont their backs, but i cannot get over the awful aspects of this one. i will never forgive you for this micheal.


robert pattinson’s batman, or battinson as i like to call him, was very good. probably i’m biased because of robert pattinson in eyeliner but that is besides the point. his movie was also quite good but it falls into the trap of making batman all serious and gritty. this is a huge mistake. this man named his car “the batmobile” and is literally fighting some guy called “the penguin” and you decided to make it all dark and serious? this has comedic potential and i physically cannot take it seriously when some billionaire in a rubber batsuit is lurking in the background of a serious police investigation. i don’t care who got murdered, the minute he starts growling about riddles from the corner i am going to start giggling. however robert did kill the role and i have to say he did a great job making bruce wayne an absolute pathetic loser, which is what i think the world needs. unfortunately this version of the riddler was so lame and boring. where is the camp! where are the FUN riddles! where is the brightly colored hair! clearly matt reeves has never seen batman forever.


finally we come to the best batman, lego batman. i literally just rewatched this movie yesterday so i think i’m probably an authority on the movie. will arnett understood this role so deeply and it very much shows. this bruce wayne has none of the issues i had with any of the others. the batman voice does not give me secondhand embarrassment for him. the suit has no bat nipples. and most importantly the movie does not take batman too seriously while still giving him an important character arc, acknowledging his flaws both as a person and as a hero, and allowing him to recognize these flaws and begin to overcome them. plus any batman that canonically listens to elliott smith is a friend of mine. something i find incredibly important is that the lego batman movie also does something no other batman movie has done before: it dares to be a rom-com. when batman told the joker “i hate you forever” while they were less than an inch from each other’s faces, i was wiping a sweet tear from my eye. i want what they have.

to conclude i think the only batman movies that really understand the characters are the ones that are truly just off the rails insane. although it’s important to recognize the darker aspects of the character, too many superhero movies feel the need to be gritty and serious all the way through, and the lack of balance leaves viewers (me) disappointed. they need to return to their roots and make the genre interesting and unique again. slightly unrelated but i also really think they need to stop rebooting the joker. there’s been so many different versions and as much as i love the jokes there are other batman villains. so many other batman villains. please let the joker rest i am begging and pleading.

FINAL RANKING!

fuck you batman returns

[mrmosseater]

just a few lego batjokes (ignore that i cant draw kissing ignore that i cant draw kissing ignore tha)

oh also heres. a lego riddler bc ive been meaning to draw him for so long

ok heres a few more drawings i just remembered exist

that is all

[lemonsquidsoda]

i took some of my batman figurines out of the house this month and brought them on some adventures! here’s a few of my favorite pics i would like to share :D

also i love seeing figurine pics, i think they’re super fun and now i’m sharing some of mine :)

[eagledrawsandvibes]

I swear to god, they’re a gay little polycule and you can’t say otherwise. If not gay, then why stand next to each other in every scene?

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Round 1 Group 1? (ran out of alphabet)

Choose your favourite picture, whether that be the silliest, cutest, or even the most unhinged filename! The images are under the cut. The top 3 will go on to the next round. Enjoy!

1? hes standing on the goons

2? he's the real winner of the riddler sexyman tournament

3? he's trying to slay so bad

4? him

5? his divine glow

6? HIS EYES ARE CIRCLES

7? his facial expression is giving mona lisa vibes and im yoshikage kira hes about to be my crime origin im not aroused tho

8? his skrunkly mouth

[couldtransitionsaveher]

THE RIDDLER from THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE

JUSTIFICATION:

"The Riddler" - Anonymous

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[rilakkumariddler]

no bangers today...just more scribbles so sorry! multi-universe stuff!!!!!!! i also do art requests...send me art requests

[vic-draws-sometimes]

Batman Forever

Aka the most homosexual Batman movie to be made

These are the goons. Tight pants, cropped leather jackets and whatever is going on with their head. I love it, it screams "half of my pay is jizz and I wouldn't change it for the world"

And they are the evil bosses. They're married I swear their dynamic is perfect and with their obsession with Batman it just looks like it's their foreplay

And the most subby bottom to ever exist. Batman. We're first introduced to his gorgeous gorgeous lips

Then nipples and butt. Yes this is a full second shot of his ass. I've been well fed today folks.

Look at how small and cute he is

AND LOOK AT DICK GRAYSON

He's so fucking beautiful and a menace I love him he's the light of my life in every universe

Honorable mention

Congratulations you made it to the end of the post, here's a cursed smiling Batman as a reward

[3-n-1-g-m-4]

All my batman lego minifigures 😜

I'm hoping to get some more lego stuff and the comic shop I buy at sells a really cool captain cold minifigure.

The main ones I want to get are the original 2006 batman minifig, original Bruce wayne minifig, and the riddler minifig from the LB1