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SQQ having a matching raincoat with his skinzun?

#mushyrt#asks#tw: body horror#svsss#svsss shitpost#sv creature#bro I legitimately thought I was the only one that thought#YQY looked like Sid#NOW THAT I’M BEING SHOWN A BUNCH OF YQY SID MEMES#I’M HOWLIMGGGGG#THE PHOTO EDITS AND ART IS SO FUNNY
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hands 🪄 lee seokmin


🤍 pairing, lee seokmin x reader
🤍 warnings, non-idol au, fluff, established relationship, boyfriend seokmin, kissing, skinship, suggestive if you squint (seokmin moans from having his fingertips kissed but nothing more), reader is in love with seokmin's hands, whiny seokmin, seokmin calls reader baby, reader calls seokmin his nicknames (seok, minnie)
🤍 summary, your boyfriend had such pretty hands.
🤍 author's note, this fic came from that one comment my mom made on a inside svt video with seokmin in it ("even his hands are well manicured") 😭 sigh even my mom realizes how dreamy seokmin is jfsjkdsfjkflsd anyways i'll stop goodbye 🚶
🤍 now playing, oh my! (seventeen)
🤍 word count, 532 | for @kstrucknet, @maestro-net
"you have such pretty hands, seok." you suddenly say, fingers running over seokmin's soft knuckles.
the two of you sat on the couch, seokmin's eyes currently trained on the movie playing on the tv in front of him. he chuckled at something said in the scene, and then turned his attention to you, face in a confused expression as he apologizes. "i'm sorry baby, i didn't hear you. what did you say?"
giggling softly, you peck seokmin's cheek, eliciting a smile from him as you repeat yourself. "your hands─they're very pretty."
and they were very pretty─seokmin's soft hands had stayed wrapped around yours the whole movie, and you couldn't help but glance down at his warm grip, studying his slender fingers and the way they softly pressed against your skin. you wanted to kiss them, if you were being truthful: you wanted to kiss seokmin's fingertips really badly, pressing soft, tiny kisses to each finger.
"awww, thank you, baby," seokmin's not paying attention to the movie anymore, watching you play with his fingers, twisting the promise ring on his middle finger as you watch it glisten in the television's light.
"i want to kiss them." you say again, and seokmin flushes red, chuckling as his voice mixes with the television. "you want to what?"
"i wanna kiss your fingertips, min." the tiny whine in your voice and sparkles in your eyes nearly makes seokmin lose his mind right there, and he sighs, shaking his head as he nods.
"go ahead, baby. kiss my fingertips." seokmin says the sentence with a hint of dominance, and it makes your face turn red, smiling softly as you take his hand to your lips, kissing each fingertip softly.
seokmin's lost sight of everything he should have been focusing on─a plot twist was happening on the screen right now, and he swore he could hear the coffee machine in the kitchen stopping, but couldn't bring himself to get up.
his cheeks were flaring up at your softness, reveling in the way you'd let your soft lips gently touch his manicured fingertips, and the tiny moans and sighs were proof of it. you, on the other hand, were on cloud nine─seokmin's eyes were shut as he let his head fall back in the plushness of the couch. his lips were parted in a tiny "o", and he whined a bit before you pulled away.
"your fingertips taste good." you say after a few more kisses, and seokmin sighs, face a blaring red now as he glares at you.
"i think you're saying that because i just embarrassed myself in front of you." seokmin mumbles to himself, and you chuckle, falling into his chest as you shake your head.
"no, they do taste really good! like caramel." you sigh, and seokmin chuckles, laughter spilling past his plump lips as he sighs heavily. you and him both know he was snacking on caramel popcorn before you two had started the movie─now you were just stating obvious facts to make seokmin laugh at you.
"you're such a dork, baby," he mutters, and you nod, laughing as you scrunch your nose at a kiss seokmin places on your forehead.
"your dork, yeah."
#seventeen#svt#lee seokmin#svt dk#kstrucknet#maestro-net#seokmin fluff#seokmin fic#seokmin x reader#dk fic#dk x reader#dk seventeen#dk fluff#seokmin imagines#seokmin x you#dokyeom#seventeen fic#svt imagines#svt scenarios#i'm crying ughh#was thinking about this fic all day bro#i legitimately had to write it or i would crash out i swear 🧍#guys i think i'm in my whiny seokmin fic era#this is like#the third fic where seokmin's a soft whiny boyfriend??#sigh here we go#i'm reeling i LOVE HIM UGH
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the "stop being cheeky" pun interaction in act 4 still kills me. it took me so off guard the first time i played akjndgj
#isat#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#isat isabeau#why does bro make that face#i legitimately got worried for a sec when his expression changed akjdngkj#lyca plays
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REAL HETAONI GAME ENDING?? IN MY 2025?????
#HELLO?????#THE ACTUAL LEGITIMATE ENDING?? THE ORIGINAL CREATOR’S PLANNED ENDING???#IT’S BEEN 14 YEARS…#THIS WAS NOT ON MY 2025 BINGO CARD#I cannot tell you how much high school me LONGED for this#High school me is jumping up and down screaming rn I can’t BELIEVE THIS#It feels like a chapter of my life just ended. Like I finally got closure and can move on. LMAO#Also the connection to [redacted] what a fucking PLOT TWIST BRO#HetaOni#Shima speaks#Hetalia#I should replay HetaOni actually now that I think about it. SUCH a good fucking game god
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…Remind me why they didn’t just…Idk Sacrifice Pythor to the Cursed Realm instead of Garmadon?
Like I understand they had to get rid of Garmadon somehow but you’re telling me Lloyd didn’t have the urge to just like say ‘Why don’t we sacrifice Pythor’ he’s already a pain in the mud’
Like bro, I doubt Lloyd didn’t have a grudge on the guy.
They literally just defeated the Overlord then Pythor shows up having a grudge on Lloyd for no FUCKING reason, saves the Overlord, works for him, captures Lloyd, makes him think that Garmadon was dead, drains Lloyd’s power, somehow escapes with the Overlord, gets the armor, Overlord has a physical form, wears the armor, Ninja find a way to defeat them and Pythor FUCKING SAVES THE OVERLORD AGAIN, AND THAT IS THE WHOLE REASON ZANE DIED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Why didn’t Lloyd straight up suggest to shove Pythor into the portal? What size matters?
#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago au#ninjago lloyd#ninjago pythor#legitimately been thinking about this cause this makes no sense???#My guy#Lloyd would’ve done it like no second thoughts#Bro was literally the MVP for the Overlord why didn’t he just shove Pythor in???
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never change, hinamori
#momo hinamori#i sat here and came up with a bunch of meta thoughts about the way aizen always treated hinamori very indulgently#that he preferred to keep her childlike and incapable of growth into an adult#whereas shinji is more like 'get it together momo there isn't time for this'#and i legitimately like the way that bleach splits between letting ichigo and his friends slide by on the power of friendship#but shinigami are shinigami and they are often called on to make tough choices even about their friends and loved ones#gotei over bro-tei. if you will#but also i like when hinamori is ungovernable. let her cook shinji
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so after boots, what other hsr characters do you like?
hm. well. hmmmm. ahhh.. uhhhhhhhhhhh
#sal.asks#it's cowboy all the way down baby !!!!!#this is only kind of a joke answer lol. i legitimately lost 90% of my interest in other characters once i saw leaks abt him LOL#and it's only gone downhill from there#...he should have a ship name like that. uphill or downhill. theres a joke there#otherwise i am a big ratio fan. second funniest character in the whole cast#bro is so done with EVERYBODY'S shit#i have to respect his dedication to not giving a fuck about what anybody thinks about him lol#(but also there's clearly something else going on underneath that?? WHAT is going on in his brain. i wanna study him like a bug)#homie is here for one purpose and that is EDUCATION. he's so funny#i wrote like 5k words of a fic for him with an oc. putting him in a box and shaking it around#like that pear wiggler gif. you know the one#i am also a screwllum lover 💝 silly man. deeply charming. also incredibly funny just in a subtle way#i am a moderate dh enjoyer as well bc that boy is slaving away in the angst mines#and also. dragon. insane about his aesthetic#theres so much beautiful merch for him. i saw a gold-lined pin of his dragon and dear godddddddd#if i werent broke from the holidays it would be MINEEEEEEEEE#i was geared up to be obsessed with aven (i think i have a supernatural sense for when backstories are going to be interesting)#but then i saw the bh leaks and every other thought fled my brain LOLLL#anyway yeah i know it's deeply unusual to only post about one character for these sorts of games lol#so the question is reasonable#the answer is just not that exciting unfortunately 😭
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C͙a͙n͙ y͙o͙u͙ p͙l͙e͙a͙s͙e͙ d͙r͙a͙w͙ k͙i͙n͙g͙ b͙o͙o͙ a͙n͙d͙ L͙u͙i͙g͙i͙'͙s͙ c͙u͙d͙d͙l͙e͙i͙n͙g͙ o͙n͙ a͙ r͙o͙o͙f͙ t͙o͙p͙ a͙n͙d͙ g͙a͙z͙i͙n͙g͙ u͙p͙ a͙t͙ t͙h͙e͙ n͙i͙g͙h͙t͙ s͙k͙y͙
YES, I CAN INDEED! Thank you for such a cute prompt! (Made everything a little sillier though, they deserve it ★)
#krillerfiller#booigi is so near and dear to my heart I love these guys holy moly#THEYRE SO PETTY AND CUTE OH MY GOD#I took forever to line the second page bc I legitimately started to tear up while looking at the second page…it was embarrassing 😭#I felt overwhelmed since they looked so cute. I don’t think this is normal 🧍♂️#anyways I didn’t expect to go so uh crazy on these pages LMAO I swear only flat colors from now on#my favorite panel is the second one on page 2!!! YA!!!#okay actual tags now ig#booigi#king boo x luigi#king boo#luigi x king boo#luigi#Nintendo#super mario comic#super Mario#super mario bros#smb#smb fanart#luigi's mansion#Luigi’s mansion 3#lm3#super mario fanart
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Were they scared? Did they even have any idea what was going on? Or did A1 know what was going to happen, and were they already resigned to their fate?
#Egg A1#Quackity#QSMP#ElQuackity#bro I'm legitimately so badly sick rn but I got so attached to this poor thing even knowing -- the second I saw it -- that it would die#We could argue that maybe -- like the other Eggs -- this one had two lives#or if we go with the very popular theory that the Federation can just bring them back whenever#do you think this is an Egg we already know?#I'm gonna have to theorize later I kid you not I'm SO sick rn but I was like#''this defo needs to be clipped''
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TRANSLATION IN ALTS!!!
watch her not explode like that one time.
i actually just have a headcanon that stelle is, despite knowing all basic stuff about the world, deprived of any social interaction, including romantic, so she acts weird. she likes hugs tho.
also this is exactly the second time i ever draw someone kissing and its again a comic and again went wrong. just like in life lmao.
#honkai star rail#honkai star rail fanart#hsr#hsr fanart#hsr stelle#stelle#hsr march 7th#march 7th#i can legitimately add a ship tag#starch#stelle x march#two actually whatever#btw i drew that last one like 2 years ago and it was a joke...#bcuz i havent been shipping anyone in years. since 2019 i think#so yeah#here i go again. after 4 years#am i drunk#am i dreaming bro#happy pride btw :DDD
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He is so 🤏
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#lmao suzuki i thought of you at the last minute and had to ref the 'he likes to feel tall' mene#<- i mean duh its canon. babygirl is constantly sitting on countertops#just sometimes more uh slayfully like the third image#well guys as you can tell im a big fan of that recent tiktok#so thought i should draw some of the moments cause aghhhh hes brainrotted me so badly#as suzuki pointed out to me. he has this distinct look of partial shame in the bts of the microwave vid#i like to think he came to work that morning and was like omg jimmy i have a tiktok vid#and then halfway thru making it was like: oh wow this is more embarrassing to do than i thought it would be#but dw cringe is dead to him. he doesnt care >:)#but if this is a mere glimpse of the silliness that is yet to come in this coming season. god im so excited to see more of his antics#bros seriously been liveblogging his work days since he got back to the factory 😭😭#they should make a legitimate cinematic day in the life vid of him not just a tiktok or clipe#*clips#fernando alonso#f1#formula 1#catie.art.
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Everybody who asks "why would Mario's family disapprove of him being a plumber?" regarding The Super Mario Bros. Movie either has zero media literacy or wants to poke fun at a movie they haven't watched.
#Seeing this comment pop up now and then is always annoying#but seeing that comment on my own post felt like a green light to start yelling at a cloud#the super mario bros movie#of all the legitimate things to poke fun at in that movie you go with something that didn't even happen. Why.
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s2, ep10 third fav scene in the episode so far: of course it's rusty and orpheus too lel the oni-demon-spirit- thing has lead them to a motel. nothing much about it at first, and they're both a bit confused tbh but orpheus seems pleased (SUSPICIOUSLY pleased.. because he's gay)
"perhaps it wants us to.. spend the night.. :) ?" we get it bro.
like with that stupid little smile and hand gesture and all it's SOOOO painfully obvious that he thinks rusty's offering something or that the demon probably wants them to hook up or whatever like there is NOOO way this scene reads as anything else aaggaghahaaghagh
and rusty is so immediately apprehensive because HE thinks ORPHEUS is offering and that this whole demon thing is orpheus trying to get it on with him and it's just SO ridiculous aavavvgs like just do eachother already
"I BEG YOUR PARDON !?" i mean even the way orpheus says it is so defensive this whole thing reads like they're both clearly attracted to eachother but Rusty is DEEP in the closet and doesn't want to FEEL gay so he just attacks bc he's pathetic and orpheus is just upset and embarrassed bc he got caught being gay (kind of like how a kid will deny doing something bad when you're scolding them about it?)
"no wonder nobody but you can see that head!" *voice cracks + stutters bc he wants rusty but didn't plan on this and is now embarrassed lol*
also the gay little look over the tension in that car must stink
"the TIGHTS! the JEWLERY! always "tagging along".."
"OHH LET ME GET MY BIG GAY CLOAK AND I'LL JOIN YOUUU ◝(๑⁺д⁺๑)◞՞ "
keep in mind he had ZERO reason to go in on orpheus like this he was just gay and homophobic. terrible little man child smh. early seasons rusty is so hateful and full of malice.. constantly three steps away from being the devil like omg THIS rusty would TOTALLY hurt the feelings of some poor little tgay with a crush </3 poor things (in reference to anyone who's ever had to deal with him in person lel)
and he just takes it </333
"I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU >:'O" i like to believe that up until this point orpheus had some teeny tiny itty bitty "back-of-the-mind" mostly sexual silly little crush like feelings for rusty and THIS is the very moment they died lmao
i was gonna break the motel bits with orpheus and rusty into separate posts but theres so few that it's not even really worth it hand touch ee ^_^
and cute rusty faces up close. you can tell hank gets his ridiculously huge ears from him
and you can't really expect these two to escape the gay accusations. the first thing orpheus does is make another weird gay remark-
"just stay on your side of the room.. hahaha.."
"....tiger...." they need girlfriends
#venture bros#the venture bros#the venture brothers#rusty venture#dr orpheus#rustyorpheus#rusty is so incredibly insane like what do you even do here#WHY WOULD HE GO IN ON HIM LIKE THAT ORPHEUS WAS LEGITIMATELY TRYING TO HELP#like he actually thought orpheus was controlling the demon this is insane#he's so full of himself too like no one wants you that bad pookie im sorry#except oomf#oomf wants him like crazy#anyways yeah this is just the best bit#they drive me crazy good lord#and also orpheus' little gay hand talking aww
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me going into the rr crit tag lately: perhaps you would be happier writing your own books
#like dont get me wrong i am so rr critical id probably get barred from seeing/speaking to him at events if i lived in america#but omg some of these critiques are like. just not born out of love for the book. or good faith discussions#it's like a 70-30 ratio of what the posters personally want to criticism that is legitimate but has been discussed to death for 5+ years no#bonus points (/sarcastic) if they say somewhere that they haven't read the books in a bit#like bro just use the anti pjo tag bec the rr crit tag is for actual critiques not to shit on percy#also my modern greek myth stories hot take is that they actually don't have to be faithful ie replicate every piece of characterization#because the authors of the 'canon' mythos vastly diverged on these anyway#it's only disingenuous and annoying if the author or the fandom claims to be a 'faithful' retelling and accurate to the myths#likeee yall just hate the stories that dont give you the stuff you want#you could easily hate on epic the musical for entirely dispensing with the odyssey's themes of masculinity and guest rites etc#but people dont because odysseus being a wifeguy who's faithful to a fault is infinitely more palatable than homer's odysseus#that being said ... l/ore o/lympus is another discussion entirely lmfaoooo#fandom wank#welp sorry the tags got away from me#i just got annoyed at how this fandom's tags are unFUCKINGnavigable
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Ask and you shall receive, @kat-mp5

If bro looks different it’s cause I used a ref and it always looks different from how I normally draw
#art#greasy’s mini art gallery#was legitimately so excited when I saw your tags bro#warmed my soul#drew bigger for once and then Andre is all OoO#fingers are difficult and fingers in perspective is hell#anyway-#bully scholarship edition#canis canem edit
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Thinking about how poor Kim experiences the emotional equivalent of losing his husband in The War if you shave your mutton chops in disco elysium
#that is legitimately what it felt like to me#bro was just told he was never going to see his husband again#disco elysium#disco elysco#kim kitsuragi
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