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soradragon · 4 years ago

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Prank full of love

Dwalin here! Woooo!! changed my style a bit to fit with the type of genre this is, this is a comedy x reader fic. I’m very proud.

Also, thank you my sweet @deepestfirefun for helping me out! And Thank you my beta reader for helping me out! I love you!

Warnings: cursing, shirtless dwarf (wink wonk) and fluff with a sprinkle of angst

Dwalin x F! reader, mentions of bagginshield

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"You..!"

A deep, threatening and rough voice bounced against the walls of the passages.

Not much further ahead was a woman, pushing a man of what looked like a high status to the side. She was running like a madwoman, fleeing from what people would think; the devil.

That woman is you. Yes you; surprising, isn't it?

What did you do to get yourself ending up in this peculiar predicament, you probably wonder?

Well then, no need to look further nor to scroll down to nitpick every sentence in this story to make even the slightest sense of what's going on in this world of chaos. It shall all be explained right here and now!

If you didn't care nor wonder what, how, and why this all happened, then too bad! You have no power over this story! Haha, take that!

Ahem, anyway...It all happened at a feast around midnight before all this chaos came to be.

*(*)*(*)*

Fili and Kili dragged you with them. The blonde prince led the way as the younger brother pulled you with them.

They had been spouting stuff about "the greatest idea ever." and "going in the history books for being the legendary mischief-makers." Or something like that. You didn't really listen, like at all, only perking up and paying a biiit more attention when they mentioned 'you' and 'food.'

Were you getting an all-you-can-eat-buffet?

Aww, such sweethearts! They shouldn't have.

Weelll, you did deserve it, after all. Going along on this journey and defeating a dragon is not an easy feat. They should make you an entire statue while they're at it!

Yes, one right next to the entrance so all visitors and passers-by could see you and know of your magnificent and heroic deeds.

You mentally patted yourself on the back. The look on your face was a mix of smugness and pride.

But you were forgetting one small itty bitty detail (or two) in your only sliiightly intoxicated state:

You weren't the sole hero who slew the dragon. You already got your fair share of the reward: a high status in the kingdom - a place in the High Court of the company who went on that dragon-slaying quest - and a luxurious comfy home included. And not to forget the gold you were promised. Thorin also offered work in a high place in the kingdom like a royal scholar or something, but you gracefully declined. You liked working in the toy shop with Bofur and Bifur - so...no statue for you.

But you didn't remember that.

You snapped out of your daydreams when Fili softly helped you to sit down on your bed.

How did you get here in the first place?

"Are you alright Y/N?"

Fili or Kili, you don't know which one as they looked the same to you at the moment, wiggling in front of you with their two clones.

When did they become a quadruplet?

"Y/N?"

Oh yeah, you still needed to answer them.

"...'M fiiinee."

You managed to slur out with difficulty, sleepiness slowly taking over. The brain cells were already going to bed, leaving behind a heavily drunken brain to operate the whole system.

What could go wrong, am I right?

...A lot.

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"Ugh, stupid hangover..."

You moaned, resting your chin on the edge of the bucket pathetically.

You felt like you died and came back to life again, moaning over a bucket you desperately tried not to look into, for you knew the meal you had yesterday would not be a pretty sight.

At least you could tell what was up and down...yay for you...

You didn’t forget that you had somehow convinced Fili and Kili you were really fine and totally not wasted. How was beyond you, and you were not in the mood to figure it out.

Maybe they were also drunk or just took advantage of your pickled state. Yeah, they would do that to guilt-trip you into going along with their prank. They knew you never break a promise, even if you made it in your totally half-sober state. They were too cunning for their own and others’ - mostly others’ - good.

Anyway, somehow (not surprisingly) without knowing what you were getting into, you had nodded along with everything they had said.

You vaguely remember Kili or Fili tucking you in and saying goodnight.

Note to self: Never try to win against Bofur - or any dwarf for that matter - in a drinking match ever again.

You chastised yourself while staggering towards your wardrobe. How late would Fili or Kili pick you up to set his prank in motion? You didn’t even care which one it was - you hated them both at the moment...Okay, who are you kidding; you would do the same thing again in a heartbeat for either of them. And of course, they would give poor little you the hardest and most dangerous job to fulfil... Great. Just peachy.

Sigh.

Let's get this whole shenanigan over with, dammit. They’d better sing tales and praises about you once this is over.

Not long after you put some clothes on, The two brothers barged into your chamber, loud and boisterous as ever. How they both could be so lively in the morning (with probably a hangover too) was beyond you.

"...Stupid dwarf genes..."

You mumbled to yourself as you let the two princes drag you to the training hall with their arms hooked around yours on either side.

You felt dread pool inside your stomach as you got closer to the training hall.

Now, normally you loved the training hall. After all, it was the front row seat to a heavenly sight of young warriors and their amazing muscles being put to use in a workout. Not to forget there was one dwarf in particular who you just loved to watch while he flexed his muscles by throwing other dwarves around.

But right now, you feared it with a burning passion, for that place was undoubtedly the place where you would meet your inevitable doom.

"Don't worry dear Y/N, it's gonna be fun!"

Kili spoke up happily, seeming to notice your unease Oh, how you would love to give him the big finger. But knowing Kili, he would drop you for the fun of it and make a whole drama show out of it, gasping and acting like a stereotypical blonde rich girl, one who just overheard the most scandalous gossip about herself. You cursed yourself for showing Kili how to be a true drama queen. (Prince, in his case, but you get the point.) The traitor uses all those tricks against you every chance he gets. You could just kick yourself for being so stupid to show him the ropes. What's worse is that if you would put Kili in a dress he would be the definition of a diva! How he does it?

No one knows!

Why couldn't you just say no and walk away?

"Because you're too nice to leave your favourite dwarves hanging, Y/N. You promised you would help." Kili said. Technically, your autopilot did, not you. Unfortunately for you, Kili was right. You wouldn't leave him hanging.

You glared at Kili and the stupid cheeky grin he gave you. You would have rolled your eyes at him if that wouldn't hurt as much as it did, so you decided to roll your eyes mentally instead.

Wait...did you just say that out loud?

"Yes, yes you did."

"Fu-"

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After what seemed like ages Fili and Kili had finally managed to drag your miserable self to the big wooden doors of the training hall. You had given up the struggle after the longest ten minutes of your life, deciding to formulate a master escape plan before you would reach the training halls. Unfortunately for you, it was too late. You threw your carefully thought-out plan down the drain when Kili accidentally slammed the door against the wall too loud when he kicked it open with his boot.

Still having his arm looped around your's, mind you.

Everyone and everything quieted down for just a moment. Heads turned towards the entrance where they were all, no doubt about it, greeted with a comical sight.

Fili and Kili, obnoxious as always and wicked smiles on their faces (and everyone who even remotely knew the young princes, grasped that the two were up to no good.)

dragged a very anxious looking you with them. One would guess you were about to be sacrificed as a dragon's dinner. Which you were, in your opinion.

"Come on Y/N, time to teach you how to disarm opponents," Fili said, leading the way to a part of the area where a couple of young dwarves were thrown on the ground by one dwarf in particular, one you came to recognise as the hottest and grumpiest dwarf in all of Grump Town. And oh boy, you were not ready to get destroyed by him, and you showed it, too, pulling and protesting and cursing at everything that lived.

How you wished you could tell people that you managed to free yourself from the boy's grasp and run for the hills.

Sadly, that wish didn't come true; God hated you or something, for Fili and Kili - those little rascals - managed to push you right into Dwalin.

You didn't know if Dwalin catching you was a blessing or a curse. What you did know, however, was that you most definitely were blushing, if your burning cheeks were anything to go off of.

Dwalin was shirtless... His strong, hairy arms encircled your waist delicately, and you were practically pressed against his chest...

Against his strong, warm and bushy dwarven chest.

The scent of sweat, smoke and a vague hint of cookie dough entered your nose, and it strangely made you feel at home.

You were a goner, yep completely gone, nobody's home. Come back later or leave a message after the beep for Y/N dot exe has stopped working and took a vacation to cloud nine.

Sadly, your cloud nine had been sucked away too quickly by the dwarf himself who put you there in the first place.

Dwalin, being the grump that he is, grunted at you and pushed you back on your feet as if you had burned him!

"Rude much," you grumbled once you managed to keep your balance, dusting yourself off.

Dwalin (the ass) only grunted in return. Him and his damn grunts.

You ain't special enough for him to form a full sentence for you, now?

Fine, if he was gonna play it that way then, you were gonna give it to him back tenfold.

Screw consequences, the dick deserved this. You were gonna go all out.

You turned around and stuck your tongue out like a real child woman.

Fili and Kili started to giggle behind you, getting quiet real quick when they saw Dwalin glaring daggers at them.

You marched towards the two princes, whispering four words as you moved past them.

"Let's do this shit."

The boys definitely heard you, for their grins turned wicked.

One glance and you knew what was about to come. If being the two princes’ guinea pig for pranks with poor Bilbo the entire journey taught you anything, it would be to recognize the twinkle in their eyes.

It spoke in volumes louder than any dragon could roar; chaos was about to unfold, both in their brains (as they looked each other in the eye) and soon, in reality. You looked slightly over your shoulder.

Yeah, they were scheming alright, communicating with that brotherly bond they share or something.

Watch out Dwalin:

This. Is. War.

*(*)*(*)*

ShitshitshitshitSHIT!

Oh, how you came to regret tripping Dwalin up. In your defence, it wasn't your fault that he couldn't take his dark eyes off of you when you pulled your shirt off because the heat was getting too hot to handle.

Wink wonk.

Hey, at least you wore a white undershirt. One which clung to your breasts tightly. Yeah, that'll give him something to look at.

Anyway!

It wasn't your fault, either, when Dwalin marched towards you with purpose in his steps when you bent over to grab a dagger off the ground, showing him your assets in the process.

It was his fault, really! He should've noticed that Fili and Kili were waiting for him to stand on the grey X. And now you were running for your life with a very, very angry dwarf (who was covered in white glue and colourful feathers) on your heels. Thanks for everything, Kili. Thanks for shrieking out, "Y/N planned it!" The moment Dwalin glared at them...

The snitch.

You pushed dwarves to the side as you ran for your life, screaming sorry as you went, because you are a polite gentlelady. Dwarves watched you go with wide eyes, confused as heck as Dwalin stormed past them not long after.

Most of the time, you were glad they made the hallways mainly one straight line, but now? You cursed its existence and its creator.

There was unquestionably no doubt about it that Dwalin would catch up. Curse you and your hate of exercise.

You should have taken Gloin's offer of jogging with him when you had the chance, but Bombur's pastries were too tempting to pass up on at the time.

And now here you were, fleeing like the devil was behind you, with burning lungs and protesting legs. You were afraid to glance back; you could almost feel your pursuer’s breath go down your neck. You silently prayed to all the deities above and beneath you to help you out, and it seemed one took pity on your little mortal soul. For the moment you finished your prayer, you were rewarded with two things: two dwarves carrying barrels, and a small corridor you almost missed if it hadn't been for someone came out of said corridor.

You took the opportunity without hesitation and slammed against the two unexpecting dwarves, who dropped the barrels in surprise. You managed to slip past them before the barrels hit the ground - like freaking Indiana Jones - skidding through the corridor with a sharp turn.

Without a second wasted, you pressed yourself against the wall like a ninja on a mission and held your breath. This was the moment of truth. There were two possibilities: either Dwalin wasn't fooled by the stunt, or he runs right by you. You prayed for the latter.

Lo and behold, for your prayers have been answered again! The deities really loved you at this moment, or just had lots of pity for you.

Dwalin ran past the corridor.

You let out the biggest sigh of relief in your life Patting yourself on the back, you turned around with a smile... Only to come face to face with the king of the mountain. The smug-ass had a knowing smirk on his face.

Shitpopcicles...

"Why are you so out of breath Y/N? You look as if a warg was on your heels." the smirk faltered as Thorin rubbed at his chin as if he were thinking.

The grin returned tenfold. "Is a certain dwarf chasing you, perhaps...?" His voice was teasing; he dang well knew why.

Oh, how you wished you could smack that smirk off his face, but sadly that was not a good idea. The bugger knows about your crush on Dwalin and teases you often.

He found out about it during the journey and he had always put you and Dwalin on watch together.

He shipped it, you just knew he did.

You pointed a threatening finger towards him. "Watch out, boy." You were close enough to Thorin to be the only one allowed to do something like this.

"Or this little lady won't hesitate to tell the whole damn mountain and a certain someone that you have a crush on a certain hobbit."

His face stayed the same - stoic and not moving - but you saw it at his softly reddening cheeks that your suspicions had been right. You grinned victoriously at Thorin, who stood there without uttering a word. Serves him right! Now you had blackmail. Internally, you were cackling evilly.

Your body froze while Thorin opened his mouth to speak. You felt as if Hell had just frozen over for that's when you heard it:

"You...!"

It sounded like thunder rumbling. Deep, rough and threatening. You would have totally been turned on if you weren't scared for your life.

Dwarfzilla was coming...

Without noticing it, you pushed Thorin to the side and ran like a madwoman. This is how it all happened. Now you're all caught up, so let's continue.

Fili and Kili had better sing tales about you after this.

You turned many corners and hallways, zooming past Dwarves who flushed themselves against the narrow walls in haste as you ran past them.

Some of them called out to you, but you couldn't hear what they said; Being chased doesn't really give you the time to stop and listen to what they had to say, now does it?

At one point, you began to notice the path becoming disproportionate and rough. Stones stuck out of the floor and walls. You tripped over a couple of those, those little buggers. Soon, it was as if you weren't in a hallway anymore, but in a cave instead.

Dwalin had been calling out to you after a while of running through the cave-like hallway. But the thing was, he didn't sound angry anymore.

He sounded worried, desperate even, which was very much out of character for Dwalin, to be honest...

Sadly, you hadn't had the time to realize why Dwalin acted the way he did before you dropped down a hole in the floor with a yelp. At least you found out why he was so concerned.

What a great day...

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A short cry reverberated throughout the chamber, and a high pitched voice followed after.

"Could you be more gentle!?"

You glared at Dwalin, who like always, grunted his replies instead of talking like a normal Dwarf-being!

Though he did what you asked and rubbed the ointment on your bruises more gently, which felt like heaven on your sore skin...

You felt absolutely stupid, sitting on a wooden bench with Dwalin treating your bruises and wounds. (Oin was too busy to do it himself so he shoved ointment in Dwalin's hand. The other was holding you at that moment, for Dwalin wouldn't allow you to walk yourself. Oin said that Dwalin should do it before promptly leaving.) Dwalin had to pull you out of the hole, though he spoke more words than he had said to you this entire day. You counted that as a victory.

You still felt your heart flutter every time you thought about it: He had been extremely gentle, lifting you out of the hole with both his arms. Cradling you to his chest while muttering in dwarvish. Checking all over your body before caressing the back of your head and pressing it against his shoulder as he held you close. This time, you understood his mumbles: "Thank Mahal, yer safe," his voice was so quiet, wavering with raw emotion;

"never do anything like that ever again, ya hear me."

Dwalin was still shirtless and covered in glue and feathers during the entire ordeal.

Your heart had skipped multiple beats right then and there, cheeks flushed red. You had been trying to process those words the entire way to Oin. Still trying to figure out the meaning behind the words he uttered with such intensity.

You were brought out of your trance by Dwalin tapping on your shoulder, you looked over to see him staring at you, "Lift yer left foot."

You did as he asked, lifting your foot. Dwalin grasped it gently in one hand as he removed the boot delicately. If this was in a different situation, it would have been very intimate. No, wait, scratch that; it's intimate even now, which was not good for your heart, which was doing summersaults inside your chest. Yep, you were screwed...

So badly, and heavenly screwed.

Yet you couldn't find it in yourself to really mind.

Once Dwalin removed the boot and sock, he started to massage your foot with ointment, muttering to himself. "Why did ya let yerself be dragged in the princes' pranks."

It wasn't a question, but you answered anyway, "Those princes made me promise to help them out when I was drunk- don't look at me like that Dwalin! You know I never break promises, even if I made them while I was drunk."

He averted his eyes, stilling his ministrations slightly. "Ya need to learn to say no."

His voice was almost too soft to hear, but you did.

You huffed in return, "I'm getting better at it though! I said no to Fleder-Fledder something when he tried to get me to marry him!"

Dwalin chuckled, "Aye ya did. Ya kicked him good in the nuts."

"Well, he deserved it, I didn't even know him and wouldn't take no for an answer, so I had to make it clear."

You grinned at Dwalin as he shook his head, a smirk on his face.

Your eyes turned soft, remembering how Dwalin had positioned himself between the man and you when the man tried to grab you by the neck. Your hero had glared at the man fiercely, threatening to gut him with his axe if he didn't take the hint and shove off.

The man had pissed himself before he had sprinted off, too scared to utter a single word.

You had hugged Dwalin to thank him and since then, he only acknowledged you with grunts... That was the day before the feast.

Balin had said not to take it personally, that Dwalin needed time to sort himself out. But damn was it hard to not take it to heart.

"Why did you do it?"

The dam broke, spilling your most inner thoughts. Fumbling with your fingers, you stared at the ground, missing the confused look on Dwalin's face. "What?"

"Why did you ignore me after I hugged you?"

You were not gonna beat around the bush with this one. You made your bed, and now you need to lie in it.

"You didn't acknowledge me for three days. Balin said to give you space, so I did. But damnit Dwalin, you ignored me for three days! Why?"

You didn't mean for your voice to crack when you looked him in the eyes. You didn't mean for the tear to slip past. Dwalin's eyes widened in return. Very slightly, but you noticed. He averted his gaze to the ground for a second, placing your foot down gently and then looked up into your eyes.

"I...I got confused," he began, eyes full with emotions, some you couldn't even place. "I got confused...Emotions which I thought I had buried deep down, long ago resurfaced..." you blinked. Were his eyes getting glassy?

"They resurfaced tenfold. I didn't know what to do or think… I didn't think," he grabbed your hand in his delicately, tracing the skin with his thumb, never taking his eyes off you even once. "I threw up my walls in a panic, I shouldn't have, but I did..." he took in a deep breath. "Hurting those dear to me." Dwalin pressed his lips against your hand, it was gentle and soft. Butterflies fluttered inside your stomach.

"Y/N, lass, I truly regret putting ya through such pain. Could you forgive this fool of a dwarf?" He whispered, staring at you with pleading eyes.

You did what everyone would do in this situation.

You hit him on the head and yelled, "you idiot!!" and slapped against his chest multiple times. "I thought you hated me...!" Dwalin grabbed you by the waist and raised you into the air without much problem. He stared into your eyes with passion as he uttered one word.

"Never."

The two of you were only a small length apart. Without hesitating, you closed the distance, pressing your lips against his. He passionately returned the kiss, both of you closing your eyes as you relished the feeling of each other.

Yeah, you were on cloud nine alright. The touch of Dwalin's hands holding you so gently set your skin aflame. You could get used to this.

Parting to gasp for air, you glanced at Dwalin's face. Eyes lidded, and mouth slightly open. You smirked then, leaning in, you brushed your lips lightly against his.

He groaned in return.

"Yer doing things to me, lass," he pressed his head against yours, his eyes soft as he looked at you. "Be mine?"

You only nodded, leaning in for another kiss to seal the promise.

Yeah, today was a great day...

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hydra-collector · 3 years ago

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Full List of Interests:

Most active interests are bolded. Asterisks for things I haven't finished. Italics for things I know the least about/have consumed the least of.

-Sanders Sides -My Little Pony (G4, EG) -the Mountain Goats -Drawfee + Drawtectives -Monster Prom/Camp -Infinity Train -The Owl House -Minecraft -She-Ra -Haikyuu!!* -Free!* -Cookie Run -Avatar (ATLA + LOK) -Bone -Magic: the Gathering -Voltron: Legendary Defender -Detroit: Become Human -The Umbrella Academy (show)* -Clone High -Arcane -Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*

-Hades (game) -Warrior Cats -Sonic the Hedgehog -Stardew Valley -Gravity Falls -The Good Place -Community -Hannibal* -Mythic Quest -Monster High

-House MD*

-Supernatural*

-Our Flag Means Death

-Ace Attorney*

-Pokemon*

-Welcome to Night Vale

-Bojack Horseman

#this is for my carrd dw about it #this is also a very loose list #some of them i barely know anything about but will talk about them with you

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pop-goes-the-sneasel · 4 years ago

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mew review?

Mew!!!!!!

As the very first Mythical Pokemon, and the final pokemon of the original 151, the Psychic-type Mew has a very special place in the franchise. It’s the genetic source of its clone, the ever-popular Legendary Mewtwo (hence the names), and has always been hugely iconic. It leans into its Mythical status quite hard, and has historically been quite complicated to obtain as a result. With its simple pink design and cat-like face, it’s also super cute!!! :3

Despite Mew’s importance to the franchise, it almost didn’t exist as an actual pokemon at all! It was created and coded into the game by Shigeki Morimoto a mere two weeks before Red and Green’s development was complete using leftover space after the debug feature was removed, and Nintendo wasn’t even initially aware of it. It remained largely unknown in Japan upon release, and in the US, it spawned numerous rumours and theories on how to actually obtain it – most of which were baseless conjecture.

Most notably, it was associated with a particular truck that couldn’t be accessed through normal gameplay. Located near the S.S. Anne, it was speculated that using Strength on the truck would unearth either Mew or a Rocket Hideout leading to Mew. Naturally, if you managed to access the truck through hacking, using Strength would do nothing and there would be no Mew. But the rumour was pervasive enough for Game Freak to reference it with a nearby Lava Cookie in FireRed and LeafGreen.

To ACTUALLY obtain Mew, however, you would need to obtain it from special in-person events or performing glitches. The events were initially rather limited – the very first was a special CoroCoro magazine event in which players could send a postcard to the publication and 20 people would be selected, who would then need to mail their game cards to Game Freak and Morimoto would personally trade the Mew to them, then mail the cards back. Convoluted, but imagine being one of those first few people with Mew!

The point here is that Mew has always been INCREDIBLY elusive and mysterious, making it very difficult to legitimately obtain, which ties directly into series canon: it's so rare that its very existence is questioned, and its elusiveness is maintained further by its ability to turn invisible and transform into other pokemon. Rarity is a hallmark of all Mythicals, sure, but none so much as Mew. This rarity is also often core to its anime appearances, with catching Mew in particular being the primary goal of Goh, the deuteragonist of the latest series.

Speaking of the anime, Mew’s first proper appearance was the first Pokemon movie, Mewtwo Strikes Back. This movie set up Mewtwo as a villain seeking to prove the superiority of clones over their non-clone counterparts, with Mew later appearing and trying to reason with Mewtwo, leading to a violent confrontation between the two. They had a thematic dichotomy going on too, with Mewtwo jaded and distrusting of humans, whereas Mew seemed joyful and innocent. You can see this in their designs as well: the fierce, unnatural Mewtwo vs. the cute and simple Mew.

Another notable aspect of Mew is it actually contains the DNA for ALL other pokemon, somehow, as a shared ancestor. This role, coupled with its long, umbilical cord-like tail and pink colouration implies Mew is actually based on a fetus! Like, simultaneously a baby and everyone’s grandpa. Being a shared ancestor of everything is kind of a ludicrous concept but it does allow for Mew to canonically learn every attack (functionally every TM, HM, and TR), on top of likely being the source of its aforementioned transformation abilities. The move aspect of this is referenced in the TCG regularly, such as with Mew EX, whose Versatile ability allows it to use the attacks of any other pokemon in play.

Mew’s got a lovely blue shiny, which contrasts the pink form wonderfully, but I can’t help wishing it had pink eyes to complete the look. Blue fur with blue eyes just isn’t quite striking enough.

Mew’s a fantastic pokemon, and definitely one of my favourite Mythicals. It’s a funky little fetus cat and whilst that doesn’t SOUND inherently appealing, the result absolutely is. Normally pokemon not being available in-game bothers me, but it’s so thematically on-brand for Mew that I don’t even mind that aspect. The only thing I can criticise is that like with many other Gen I pokemon, the design can be a bit tricky to portray well, with its 3D model and some sprites being rather lacking despite a solid design overall.

[Mew voice]/10.

#pokemon #pokemon reviews #pkmn #swsh #mew #mewtwo #psychic-type #mythical #kanto #gen 1 #smol-spook-owo

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jess-cookierun-art · 1 year ago

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Cherry Choco Cookie

Behold, my HollyCacao fankid!

She was born after Dark Choco left and was adored by her parents. She met her big brother way later.

When she got a bit older, she encountered a familiar weapon that belonged to her brother… which I will not go into detail now cause that is classified content.

Anyways, I love HollyCacao so much and I love Cherry Choco Cookie. That is all.

Next is the Legendary Clones sprite redraws.

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run oc #cookie run fankid #hollyberry cookie #dark cacao cookie #hollycacao #cherry choco cookie #my art #jess art

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shitty-tf2-headcanons · 5 years ago

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Request List

As promised, I made a list of all the current requests in my inbox! Now it’s up to all you guys to determine which requests you wanna see first! I’ll give you a day or two to pick and after that, I’ll make the official request list order!

Merc first meeting

Asmr

Merasmus headcanons

Shower sex

Cut or uncut

Soft Sniper

Cheavy and no shit taking coworker

OCD s/o

Abandoned and parents return

Depression

Cold hands

Fav pets

Stoned sex with Sniper

Animal skull

Modern day

School au

Patreon feet pics

Mercs dealing with Snipes piss fetish

Spycrabs and pootis bird headcanons

Scout speaking French

Helping with period

Super sexy s/o

Cheavy NSFW headcanons

Christian Brutal Sniper headcanons

Mercpack fluff

Werewolf fur coloration

Cumming in pants

Sailor mouthed s/o

Lost voice

Speeding Bullet headcanons

Fav cartoons

Sub and watersports with Sniper

First respawn

Small aggressive tsundere

Monster mercs

Mercs and Halloween

Medic cuddles

Growing out beard

Mercs realizing they love their friend

Pegging

Cheavy pining after Merc’s innocent friend

Busty under baggy clothes

Trouble sleeping

Sniper accidentally says I love you on phone

Labor during battle

Lapdance

Mermercs

Asexual s/o

Stargazing but forgot glasses

Nerd s/o

Sniper archery practice

Caught in rainstorm

Polar opposite

Monster merc cuddling tiny s/o

Sunrise

Cute Cheavy headcanons

Trick or Treating

S/o who would die for them

Snowpeople

Ice skating

Model for wedding dresses

Green Mile reaction

Jackass movies

Human Cake

Shrunken s/o

Favorite/Least Fav foods

Heavy caring for sick s/o

Support bois with virgin

Crush walking in on them in shower

Dysfunctional family

Tomboy gone girly

Flower/Tattoo shop au

Handy during movie night

Jealous mercpack

Tattoo of merc’s name

Running away from mercpack

Fantasy Au

S/o turned into werewolf

Professor Medic with student s/o

Omorashi kink

Angelic child with s/o but devil with mercs

Public sex

Saving from a spider

Tarrot reader s/o

Tentaspy

Sundress without underwear

Tiny hands

Rough sex with support bois with fluffiness

Heavy’s crush meeting his family

Dirty and sweet things in other language

Cheavy and daddy kink

Scout cuddling

High libido

Sniper with piss, knife, daddy, blood kinks

Merc dies in front of best friend

Vitiligo

S/o being harmed by someone on team

Scout’s ma death

Killed s/o

Accidentally killed s/o

S/o’s last words

Miscarriage

Stillborn

S/o cheats on them

Tortured to death

Terminally ill

Vampire Hunter Soldier

Dancing

Origami

Jacking off

Knitted scarf or jersey

Support bois and passed pet

S/o and rubber bands

Shy s/o going feral

Bladder infection

Embarrassed mercs

Baking cookies

Comfort from friend

Engineer fluff

Wrapping up in blankets

Pillowforts

Wearing merc’s clothes

Babysitting

Caretaker class

Falling asleep

Gift from s/o

Proposals

Fav date things

Speeding Bullet first kiss

Carrying sleeping s/o

Holding newborns

S/o proposes

Cuddles on cold night

Werewolf traits

Mercpack fighting over s/o

Legendary Pokemon

Has to pee really bad

Past abusive relationship

Scout and bad family

NSFW mythology mercs

Biker s/o

Shirt kitten

NSFW Speeding Bullet camping

Daddy kink Sniper

Sex sounds

Piss in lap

Sex machines

Least favorite kinks

Getting topped

Sniper domming while in lingerie

Whole kink list

Cheavy and kittens

Domme s/o

Give head or receive head

Share bodyheat

Wet bed

Lazy mornings

Cheavy cuddles

Werebear Heavy

S/o turned into child

Sadistic Medic

Dragon au

Fluster s/o challenge

Singing fucked up songs

Mario Kart

NSFW Support point of view

Sugar baby

Body hair

Crack knuckles

Squirting

Werewolf Medic in heat

General Sniper headcanons

Anaorgasmia

Thicc s/o

Winged s/o

Is water wet

Cuddling positions

Acrylic nails

Astronaut

Motherhenning when sick

Gaming youtuber

Lap sitting and teasing

Savage eater

Remote controller vibrator at dinner table

Orgasm and faint

Dirty talking

Teasing

Short haired girlfriend

Wrestling and dry humping

Oral

Top, bottom, or switch

NSFW Zhanna

Weirdest kink

Threesome

Scout calls Snipes daddy

Watersports

Scout in lingerie

Loud climax

NSFW Heavy and Scout

Grinding

Ship giveaways

NSFW Helmet Party

Vibrator all day

Sniper and breeding kink

Cat and Mouse

Quiet sex in public place

NSFW Sniper going feral

Werewolf Sniper and vampire Spy

Sniper choking

Sniper in skirt and domming

Lingerie and roleplay

Gangbang with support

Accident with Sniper

Yandere Sniper

Sniper marking Scout

Daddy dom Sniper

Sniper called papa

Same role s/o

Poly relationship

Gray hair crazy hair

Mercs cheating

Rainstorm cuddles

VSCO girls

Wrong hole

Bug lover

Insecure s/o

Doesn’t like physical contact

Hyper empathy

Sniper and quiet reader

Realizing their in love

Stalked s/o

Speeding Bullet falling in love

Video games

Cosplay ideas

Fav color gift

Wiccan and brotherly relationship

Yandere Heavy and Cheavy

Absence seizures

Snorty laugh

Heavy Medic threesome

Daddy Sniper

Heavy dirty talk

Blood/knife play

Drawing little pictures

Zhanna and movie night

Sniper piss taste

Zhanna and female s/o

Soldier and Zhanna with adopted kid

Dick slips out

Medic Spy poly

Food kink

Pyro Scout NSFW

Spy and public sex

Spy stuckage

Medic sleep comfort

Biting kink

Breeding kink

Monster Hunter Sniper and vampire Spy

Getting ready for bed

Babies

NSFW Fem mercs

Morale praise kink

Voice winner

S/o beats past abuser

Fall off while fucking

Emetophobia

Attractive personalty traits

Flexible

Quiet s/o

Knotwork

Lost glasses

Harpy egg laying

Good parent

Cryptid mercs

S/o killed by clone

Workaholic

Jerking it to thicc s/o

Panicked call

Masochism Tango for Medic

Sniper and Scout hometowns

Alcohol

Dermatilomania

Domming Medic

Crush confession

Human joining mercpack

S/o gardening

Scout, Medic, Spy playlist

Sniper Medic threesome

S/o wearing diaper

I Wanna Be Evil for Pauling

Spy x Sniper Playlist

Poly with support and Morale

Engineer learns he’s gonna be a dad

Demo new relationship

S/o wets bed

Yogurt

Snuff film

Soft sex with male rape victim

Morale fluff

Rifle practice

Rough sex

Medic’s daughter

Morning cuddles

Say Sike Right Now

Tik Tok memes

BBQ sauce on my titties

Porn star s/o

Kid coming out to mercs

Helping kid with homework

Bullied kid

Mercs as parents

Adopting kid

Engineer with daughter

High mercs

Fav vines

First time smoking weed

Piss and weed

Slasher mercs

Halloween costumes

Mercs and petplay

Kid with anxiety

S/o with kid from previous relationship

Get Out of the Tank

Monster fucker

Parent mercs

Symbiote

Kidnapped by enemy team

Cursed cat images

Daughter dance

Area 51

Mutual masturbation

Dog breeds

Age regression

Picky eater kid

Grandparents

Crush playlist

Sunny having puppies

Arcade games

Kid cuts hair

Cheavy and petplay

Both Medics poly

Cheavy with daughter

Switch postions

Lolita fashion

Cute outfits

Overwatch mains

Sniper’s fav metal songs

Scout birthday celebration

Cook for s/o

Mercs wet themselves

Threesome with Scout and Sniper

Breakfast

Vegan

Soldier x Morale headcanons

Sniper x Morale headcanons

Phones

Scout and Silent Hill games

Abducted by aliens

Sniper, Pyro, and Scout relationships

Babysitting kid

Anal or vaginal

Revenge time

Offense headcanons

Indiana Jones s/o with Soldier and Zhanna

Pyro and petplay

Noise sensitivity

Not so dead after all

Porn

Pyro unmasked

Coach through labor

Shared shower

Crush in haunted house

5′11 s/o lifting

Spy and innocent love

Ultimate goth s/o

S/o gets pregnant

Panic attacks

Shy kid

Scout x Pyro fluff

Romantic Disney songs

Niche taste in music

Scout throatfucking

Match ups x 22

Kink match ups x 10

Date a Merc x 7

Confessions x 35

Letters x 25

#ask list #long post

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ori-orio · 5 years ago

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Gingerbread Man and Shrek: The Essay

How would a gingerbread man exist as a species? Putting aside the easy answer of “oh he’s magic, it’s a magic world, he’s a magic cookie” we find that there is a deeper meaning.

The truth of the matter is that the Gingerbread Man as we know him reproduces asexually (an icon). By tearing off his limbs, as seen in the Farquaad torture seen, the stunning revelation is that his limbs, in fact, stay torn off. Why this is so remarkable is only clear to the most enlightened.

Of course Farquaad, always 10 steps ahead of the masses, must have discarded those torn legs. Why, you ask?

Because from the pieces of the ginger mans flesh grows more ginger men. Through binary fission, the gingerbread man is able to keep his species alive through near identical clones of himself (although like in regular binary fission, there may be slight mutations and variations).

This leads us to the stunning, yet oddly obvious conclusion, that the gingerbread man must be either one giant bacteria, or a massive complex of microorganisms functioning as a unit (such as a man o’ war).

And thus, we unravel the mystery of the so called gingerbread man in the legendary Shrek chronicles.

#shrek #gingerbread man #shitpost #late night thoughts #a true icon #why am i like this #i have the theory that all canon appearances of the gingerbread man are different gongerbread men #but ive only seen the first movie #so i dont have enough evidence...#YET

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eriisaam · 5 years ago

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Eclair: Goddess’s toy

Alt title: How I wound up with a fehking fifth Kiransona

The tl;dr of it involves formas, Kamui being a dumb-butt, and Kyo being just a bit more poor.

Anyone remember this thing? Neither did I, and it’s frequently taking all my willpower not to repeatedly call it a soul gem.

In Hall of Forms, Loki and Thorr both introduce the concept of formas, and they have the following exchange:

Loki: Still playing with your dolls? They seem to fascinate you so.

Thorr: Do not belittle them, Loki. They contain strength neither you nor I possess.

Loki: Oh, do they? This despite the fact that they aren't...real? They may look like Heroes, but they're nothing more than toys created by Alfaðör. They're weaklings. Babies that can barely walk, let alone fight.

Thorr: That is the very reason I am interested. They may lack power... but they are filled with potential. They work together, push themselves...expend every last drop of strength to grasp victory. And then they acquire new strength. What do they do then? Use it to take on stronger foes... This is what strength is. It is pure and true. And it is strength we will never know. You could learn much if you were to witness their battles.

Loki: Fine! Well... I do like battles that have...a certain element of uncertainty. Just how far can these pitiful dolls go? Perhaps I should take a look.

At many points, Erin, Teru, Sparrow and Kyo alternated on who would enter the Hall of Forms, and thus, for the remainder of time the halls were open, who would train the spontaneously-created formas who dwelled and sought strength and guidance this time. In a few cases, their s-supports would take up the task instead, for their own reasons: To free their summoner’s hands, to clear their minds, to see them as practice to train pupils, because they wanted to protect and guide them, lots of reasons.

But there was never a point the formas took forms as anything other than clones of other heroes until the one time Loki and Thorr thought otherwise.

It was Loki who planted the idea to create a forma in the likeness of a summoner. None of the four summoners were lulled easily by Loki’s whims, wavered under Thorr’s might, or especially had any effect to whatever power either could hold to bind them by contract, nor interest. If nothing else, their own contracts protected their fellow heroes from their whims, whether or not the four had any interest to make more of it, or to what degree.

If she was going to have more of these dolls suddenly come into existence, it wouldn’t hurt to research how a summoner operates by just making one themselves, right? Surely, Alfaðör would agree as well, they knew the process to make one for themselves, and it would eventually wither and die over time anyways, so where’s the problem?

Well...

The first problem was how there were four summoners gathered in just that one timeline alone (nevermind that one hops between this one and their own, Sparrow,) and the four of them not only have vastly conflicting looks and personalities, and different ways they utilized their own versions of Breidablik and its powers with their own. To say nothing of the sheer number of alternate universes with their own summoners, their various powers and potentials, or for that matter, the summoners who came before these four. Thorr tried to focus on one summoner in particular, and modeled a forma after him.

And this is what led to the creation of this dumb bastard right here.

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Appearance-wise, he took heavily from The First Summoner of legend: Kiran. However, when he was created, he, unlike many formas (who were otherwise made by Alfaðör), didn’t remember what his “original” life or purpose was, and he also proved that, in not being technically a hero himself, he lacked the strength, drive, or much of any means to be all that effective a fighter in that brief period the hall of forms opened once more.

And yet, at the time it opened, it was Kamui who happened to find him, and he immediately felt protective and drawn to the completely lost and oblivious summoner, convincing Kamui he has amnesia.

Fortunately, Kamui studied on legendary summoners thanks to Lifonse’s ramblings on history and what books in Askr’s library they would read together.

Unfortunately, he misremembered that the legendary First Summoner this forma summoner resembled was named Eclat (rather than Kiran, Eclat being among the summoners to come after Kiran), and even that he couldn’t remember clearly, so he wound up teaching this forma that his name was Eclair instead.

In the barely-two-weeks that the hall remained open, Kamui was highly diligent to return to the halls every day to meet up and encourage Eclair, soothing his insecurities of proving himself unfortunately useless, and also unfortunately proving to Kamui that as a forma, he was incapable of leaving the halls, or even existing outside it, no matter how much he wished he could join Kamui to wherever the Vallite dragon prince would continuously leave to.

What’s more, even for his original purpose, his Breidablik that Loki and Thorr crafted for him couldn’t summon anything within the halls, lacked the ability to make contracts, and also seemed woefully useless in combat, lacking in pretty much every power the other summoners openly demonstrated otherwise, ruling him as an utter failure.

As he became even more aware by the other summoners that a forma will die once the hall closes again, Kamui became even more anxious about losing Eclair, especially as Eclair’s health weakened, and so had his self-worth. Just as time would’ve run out, and Eclair would’ve ceased to exist, it was Erin who brought up the existence of soul gems called “forma souls”, and to Kamui’s immense relief, Kyo had one such treasure in his convoy.

So he used it, and with it, he gave Eclair life and pulled him out of the Hall of Forms for the first time, just before his fellow formas would’ve collapsed and died with the world the halls contained that season.

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Alas, Kyo was left grieving for suddenly going from spending a pretty penny on a gemstone that can grant him a hero of his (selective) choosing, to being wasted on basically a cookie-cutter summoner, but while he didn’t voice his thoughts, he was the slowest to open up to Eclair when Erin tried to otherwise teach him how to use items, while Teru and Sparrow introduced him to pokemon and digimon training respectively.

Although he initially proves useless, and he is nigh identical to the manga depiction of Kiran in Everyday Life, he is constantly self-conscious from his experience nearly dying in the Hall of Forms. He was reminded constantly that he had been artificially created, and he was not meant to be.

Compared to the other summoners, who had varying levels of insecurity to hide themselves for a time until they were all bonded with (except Kyo, who is the only one most assured of his human form, but shared similar insecurities in his transformed state instead), Eclair is far more firm and diligent to keep himself obscured at all times. As Kyo, Kamui and Lifonse unfortunately got to see, this is because for what Thorr couldn’t recall or identify of Kiran’s appearance, his transformation from a forma to a living being had “filled in the blanks” so to speak in a very unnatural way. His eyes are completely lifeless and glass-eyed, and his hair radiates an unusual color scheme that seems unnatural even when put side by side to other multicolored-haired heroes and summoners.

As it is found out (to surprising, disastrous results), once angered beyond a breaking point, he isn’t so harmless after all, and has an appearance comparable to Bramimond.

From his aura, to his eyes, to his unnatural glow, for better or worse, Lifonse and Kamui stressed Kyo into taking this unusual summoner under his wings, and eventually, the pokemorph summoner relented.

And it all started with this one small gemstone

#My Kiransona things #My OCs Headcanons #I need help #I also need more self control #Summoner OC Eclair

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eastofthemoon · 6 years ago

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Got another ficlet written for @gentronlegendaryfriendships This was for the prompt: Coffee/Cafe Shop AU

Coffee and Dice

Rating: G

Series: Voltron Legendary Defender

Summary: Coran might not own the biggest coffee shop, but with his young customers at least it was never boring.

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“WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS A CLONE?!”

Coran continued to whistle as he finished drying the mug and glanced over the counter.

Shiro winced as he uncovered his ears and glared across the table from his game screen. “Lance, no need to yell.”

“No kidding,” Hunk muttered from his seat next to Shiro, “I swear they heard you from Mars.”

Coran continued to hum as walked across his cafe to refill the sugar packets on the tables. He suppressed a chuckled as Lance pouted and slumped in his chair.

“Sorry, sorry, but really, Shiro?” He shook a finger. “A clone? That was the big twist in your game? Couldn't you have at least gone, I don't know, gorgeous shapeshifting assassin?”

Shiro sighed as he rubbed his eyes. “What’s wrong with it being a clone? I thought it was obvious with the hints I dropped.”

“I thought it was clever,” Allura said as she picked up her cup of coffee and sipped.

“I’m with Lance,” Pidge said as Coran moved around her and set down a fresh plate of peanut butter cookies. “A clone? That’s just one of the lamest plot twists as you can get. I mean, it's not 'the king's advisor was the villain all along' but it's pretty close.”

Shiro sighed as he pinched the bridge of his nose. “Look you guys kind of derailed the plot I had going by killing the main bad guy way too early. I had to come up with a whole new story within a week, and all I had was this or rocks falling on everyone.”

Coran reached for the fresh coffee pot and brought it over to the table.

“So, it’s our fault for being too awesome?” Lance asked as he raised an eyebrow.

“More like Keith’s fault for trying to fight the guy head on,” Pidge said with a glare.

“I was only trying to trying to collect intel,” Keith retorted as he fiddled with the dice in his hands. “Not my fault I failed my stealth check.”

Allura chewed her bottom lip. “Perhaps it’s time we bought you new dice.”

“Yeah,” Hunk said as he pointed to the dice in Keith’s hand, “I keep telling you they’re cursed, dude. That's like the fifth time you've had to say those exact words. Should we stop letting you collect intel? I'm thinking we should stop letting you collect intel.”

Coran cleared his throat. “Sorry, to interrupt but does anyone need a fresh drink?”

“I’ll take more,” Keith said as he raised his mug and returned his gaze to Lance. “Also, you were the one that activated the trap.”

Lance pouted as he held out his cup for Coran. “Well, you-”

“Guys, enough,” Shiro said as he shook his head. “Can we get back to the game? I'd rather not spent the rest of the session arguing plot points with you.”

Lance pouted as he sipped his drink. “Yeah, okay…” He paused, glanced into his cup and pointed. “Coran, I think you gave us decaf by mistake.”

“It was far from an accident,” Coran said as he finished pouring Shiro’s cup. “You lot have had enough caffeine tonight. So I’m cutting you off. Only cold drinks and decaf will be offered.

“I think I actually need a glass of water,” Shiro said as he leaned back in his chair. “All that yelling has made my throat go dry.”

“I’ll get you one, Shiro,” Coran said as he patted his shoulder, “and perhaps some aspirin.” He gave a chuckle as he marched back to the counter. “I know I gained plenty of a headache from all the game sessions I did for Allura’s father back in the day.”

Allura gave a blush as she went to pick up the dice. “Alright, I’ll have my character cast a light spell to blind the clone.”

Coran smiled as he glanced back to the group before he entered the kitchen. His coffee shop might not be the biggest, but as long as it was this lively it would suit him just fine - even if Allura had picked up her father's favourite munchkin tricks.

#gentronweek #vldgen #coran #takashi shirogane #lance #keith kogane #allura #hunk #pidge #my writing #voltron

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mothfishing · 6 years ago

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whenever de is going to be buffed. im ready. i collected all these clones of her because i heard shes only worth it if you level her up. she will be viable and i am prepared

YOUR INFLUENCE

i wanna max sea fairy rn since i have her at lv4 and im gonna die on the hill of her being the next legendary cookie to get buffed, but i def gotta work on DE afterwards - mine is lv2

#Anonymous #asks #i have like #sea fairy fire spirit and millennial tree at lv4 #windy at lv1 #DE and moonlight at lv2 #windy and moonlight are so hard to level bc u can't get em as breakout rewards sdjafhksf

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spookenstein · 7 years ago

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Character Meme

@some-cookie-crumbz tagged me in this like an asshole like a week ago (j/k) but I was busy finishing a summer course for college. I gotta pick my favorite characters from 10 different fandumbs so this will be fun.

I’m really inactive on here so the only people I know who may do it are @space-exeggutor, @waytootired, and my horrible husbando @newgroundsguru. I’m doing this in no particular order.

Also this post may contain decades old spoilers so you know read at your own risk, all 5 of you out there in Tumblr land.

Luke Fon Fabre (Tales of the Abyss)

It’s hard not to like a character who causes so many people to drop the game within the first 10 hours because they find him so unbearable - never getting into the meat and potatoes of his character. While I hate that he loses a bit of his asshole-ish ways, but the combination of killing an entire town of people and the big plot twist (he’s a clone, and he’s been alive 7 years) it makes sense. He’s both figuratively and literally a child mentally - as he was raised to be a brat in the sort time he’s been around. Watching Luke strive to become better, come to terms with who he is and his own worth, and just bonding with the rest of the cast really makes it worth while.

Kuron (then Takashi Shirogane aka Shiro) (Voltron: The Legendary Defender)

Prior to season 3, while I enjoyed Shiro - he really started sticking out to me as a character. Kuron, even though a clone, clearly had some of his own little personality quirks that made him stick out to me more. He was more willing to put his foot down and take charge opposed sort of smiling and taking it. Poor precious clone baby, how I will miss you. You will always be a paladin in my heart. Shiro is second only to his clone - it’s hard not like Shiro the best when it feels like he’s the only character who has had any well rounded character development throughout the series.

Relena Darlian/Peacecraft (Gundam Wing)

Moving away from the clone character trend, but staying with the mech show that’s more melodrama than actual robot fighting - the most hated characters of the early 2000′s that I loved. Much like with Shiro, Relena felt like the only character who had a legitmate arc throughout the series and grew as a person. She starts as a spoiled rich girl, attempts to avenge her adopted father but ultimately decides to take on her biological families ideals, is a political puppet at one point, and then ultimately takes up her adopted father’s role. Did I mention she’s only 15? I’ve always felt bad for the amount of flak she gets, despite all she does throughout the series, because of the “Heeeerro come back and kill me” schtick. Also I was torn between her and Duo but I knew if I said Duo it would be because he was my first husbando.

Vegeta (Dragon Ball)

I actually hated Vegeta growing up, and it wasn’t until high school that I really came to appreciate his character. I like the villain becoming a good guy thing, and that in Vegeta’s case he really still seemed more like the “grey” guy then good guy - like he wasn’t necessarily bad anymore but he wasn’t really good either. I like that in a weird way he surpasses Goku in being more human the longer the series progresses - he genuinely cares for his family’s well being even if he’s a little tsundere about it. I’ll admit too, while Super maybe horrible in certain aspects, I really do appreciate Vegeta of all people sort of becoming a voice of reason among everything that happens within the series. Like, it’s hard to believe the former antagonist is in that role.

Todoroki Shoto (Boku no Hero Academia)

This was a real hard pick because I like a lot of character’s from BnHA and I can think of at least 3 more I could say are my favorite all for different reasons. However I think Todoroki would be my number 1 pick. He’s a character who’s gone through a lot and post the sport’s festival fight with Deku, he’s growing. Todoroki could’ve stayed a quiet, anti-social, sticking to his guns kind of rival like so many shonen do but instead elects to grow. Reconnecting with his mother, not squandering his opportunities to use the resources his father has, and willing to crack the occasional joke - it makes Todoroki a breath of fresh air as one of Deku’s growing list of rivals.

Tadano Hitohito (Komi-san wa Komyushou Desu)

I started reading Komi-san wa Komyushou Desu when it was first getting translations because I thought Komi was so adorable, but as time as gone on Tadano really stole my heart. Tadano is the definite of average - and that’s literal, his whole character is being basically vanilla ice cream in 31 flavors. I never truly understood the concept of moe until this character. He’s just a earnest, hardworking guy who’s willing to help anyone - even people who treat him poorly (which is basically everyone considering his standing with Komi, the class idol). Out of all the smile I want to protect, I want to protect Tadano’s the most.

Tangy (Animal Crossing)

Cute, orange kitty cat. I don’t know what to say, she’s peppy, talks about being a super star and she’s an ORANGE KITTY CAT. She’s just too much, too freaking cute.

Gill (Harvest Moon Tree of Tranquility/Animal Parade)

I was torn between Gill and Ellen from OG Harvest Moon, but elected to go with Gill because I’ve married him so many times. Truthfully, the type A pretty boy types aren’t normally my thing but I made an exception for him. I like to think that the MC and Gill start off as a couple of convenience - Gill wanting that sweet farming bux and the MC wanting to have a political in. It’s stupid but that’s how I like to play Harvest Moon, by inventing soup opera drama in my head.

Matsuno Choromatsu (Osomatsu-san)

Again, I’m not normally into the type A personality but Choromatsu is almost like the pseudo-middle child so I feel for him. Also, I’m a terrible person so I can relate to feeling like your the least piece of shit in a room of crap (i.e. all my coworkers even though I know I’m not even better). Plus I’m otaku trash and I love cute anime girls (opposed to his idol love). In a lot of ways he pales to the other Matsu’s but everyone needs a straight man, and he’s good at it.

Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid)

She’s cute, she can sing, she can dance, and because she’s different depending on who’s writing the song she’s can be easy to relate too. My bedroom is also decked out with like 10-11 Miku figures so she had to go on here somewhere. My dream is to see her live one of these days.

Thanks to anyone who took the time to read my post on characters I enjoy. Even if I don’t know you, feel free to do it yourself. It’s a real head scratcher.

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