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jess-cookierun-art · 2 years ago
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Okay I made clones of the four notable Legendary Cookies cause I was on my mind for a while
Names:
Breeze Archer Cookie (Wind Archer Cookie)
Flame Ghost Cookie (Fire Spirit Cookie)
River Pixie Cookie (Sea Fairy Cookie)
Sunrise Cookie (Moonlight Cookie)
Soon I need to design another legendary clone of a cookie who has been just released in Ovenbreak
Also Flame Ghost Cookie is female despite her base is male
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pubby-pupperoni · 1 year ago
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They’re adding another rarity to cookie run kingdom? Like the ancient rarity was fine it made sense in game but now we got super epic, special, and what, super ancient??
Like I know that devsis is in shambles but cmon-
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This isn’t me getting excited btw I think adding another rarity is bullshit especially considering it’s gonna be up there with ancient and legendary, potentially harder to get, too. This is speculation but considering all the leaks and info thats come out I wouldn’t be surprised if a new rarity was suddenly introduced
I mean Ovensmash was cancelled, they keep adding legendaries to Ovenbreak so people will whale on them, and nothings been heard of the candy crush clone since it was announced so its kinda obvious somethings going on over at devsis
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dark-visitors · 1 year ago
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Wyclair Indiana Jones/The Mummy style AU where Wednesday is a seer and an archeologist that has a terrible reputation amongst other archeologists because she keeps touching cursed artefacts on purpose and with reckless abandon.
Tyler and Enid are archeology majors that are about to be expelled after an argument turned fight led to a priceless artefact being smashed.
Their professor, Morticia Addams, promises to pull strings to allow them to stay in school as well as grant them an exorbitant amount of extra credit for any missed classes if they do her a favour - join her daughter on her latest expedition deep into the middle of nowhere because no one who isn’t desperate is stupid enough to follow Wednesday into her archeological death traps.
With apprehension they accept. Wednesday was brash, unemotional and a little cooky sure but honestly with how people talk about her they were expecting much worse. It also doesn’t hurt that she rivals her legend of a mother when it comes to skills and knowledge and she isn’t bad to look at either 👀
Wednesday has spent her entire life hunting down the body of her lost ancestor and the legendary grimoire that was said to be resting in her long dead hands - the gory tragedy of forbidden love, lust, magic and betrayal between three Outcasts sparking something in her that has only burnt hotter every day since her mother had told her the tale as a girl. She uses her gift as a seer to spark visions of the past, hunting down and touching whatever she can get her hands on as a way to gather clues.
She’s noticed that her ancestor in her visions looks a lot like her but they were related so it’s not too far fetched to believe they’d have similarities even with how far removed in time they were.
When her mother informs her she will be forcing two students upon her she’s not pleased. They may technically be the same age but Wednesday’s experience far outweighs theirs and she too close to be babysitting two delinquent rookies. She’s planning ways to “lose them” the second she hangs up the call. That was until she sets eyes on them and notices that they could pass as modern day clones of her ancestors lovers.
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tangent101 · 2 years ago
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Critical Role SPOILERS Reaction
So. We gained one... and we lost one.
Laudna is back! And is it just me... or did she just embrace the Sun Tree to be her new Patron? Seriously, that new Form of Dread was truly enjoyable and bizarre and I loved every moment of it. It was a truly awesome moment, a way for Laudna to let go of the past and to start moving forward.
My own speculation that Laudna would get Vax as a Patron? No dice. Also, it seems they went with a normal Raise Dead (which means that Hollow Ones are brought back as Hollow Ones with Raise Dead spells so cool! Cool...) so we don't get human Matilda running around (yet). But we did get Laudna back and that is truly awesome because Marissa is an important part of the table... and she gets to sit next to Laura now!!! (Which thematically makes sense for Imogen not to want Laudna to be far from her.)
It was interesting seeing that Vox Machina took no chances with bringing back an ancient foe - in not only having two invisible guards lurking in Pike's home (I am curious if they entered after the ritual started or followed from the very start), and then some 60 riflemen and 50 Pale Guard, along with Percy De Rolo lurking just in case Delilah took out Pike and Vex.
Whitestone was an interesting and fascinating place for them to go. And given that our dear delightful Fearne got permission from the Sun Tree to use it for transport in the future... we may very well see Bells Hells return briefly from time to time. That said... Marquet is home for our heroes. I am fairly certain that most of their adventures will remain there.
That said... Lord Eshteross has died in combat with Otohan Thull. We all saw it coming. And it seems that he managed to bloody her before the end. But we're talking about a Mythic or Legendary foe, and one with tricks like short teleports at her disposal... and shadow clones which could trip traps for her. And as expected, Thull came prepared this time with a toxin to prevent divine magics from bringing back Esteross.
Honestly, it made sense for Eshteross to die. It is a common trope for the heroes to lose a beloved mentor. And it is not like he left them with nothing - they got his cookie recipe! They will always remember him when they cook those cookies of his. (Oh, and they got to keep his can weapon and ownership of an airship, so that is a fun twist!)
One last note: I love that Matt gave Marisha new memories for Laudna... remembering happier times, a time before the Briarwoods. I like to think it was one of several moments of healing for Laudna. And while no doubt Delilah Briarwood will haunt Laudna in the future, Laudna is no longer her puppet.
(Speaking of which... Pate De Rolo as a familiar? That is just entirely too fun! And I think Matt is going to play this role to the fullest.)
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antonballdeluxe · 3 years ago
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Why do you hate the dragon cookies so much? :0
idk cause theres too many of them and two are just slightly variated clones of each other in different environments and pants? guild adventrues shouldve been WAKE UP GET BITCHES SLAY O N E DRAGON SLAY DARK CHOCO MAKE OUT. but NOOO we be dragging the plot by its muddy ass cheeks for the fourth dragon now! at least lychees hot. the other three have no redeeming qualities except for lotus who is also hot. but that doesnt matter in the long run. i still want most of them GONE
we do not need 5 random ass overdesjgned under developed barely-legendaries! pitaya and ananas are the samw guy! if you want either of them carnally i advise a therapist that specializes in setting boundaries! ANANAS FALL IN A HOLE NOWWW EXPLODE BOIL COMPRESS VIOLENCE
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shera-dnd · 3 years ago
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So I've been feeling really under the weather this past week, so my writing has been pretty slow. BUT I have a new chapter of Truth in the Name in the works that should go up by next thursday.
Which is good news, but in stupid news
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MAXED OUT MY FIRST LEGENDARY COOKIE
AND IT WAS TIMEKEEPER COOKIE, BECAUSE IN THIS BLOG WE BELIEVE IN CLONE FUCKER SOLIDARITY
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soradragon · 4 years ago
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Prank full of love
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Dwalin here! Woooo!! changed my style a bit to fit with the type of genre this is, this is a comedy x reader fic. I’m very proud.
Also, thank you my sweet @deepestfirefun​ for helping me out! And Thank you my beta reader for helping me out! I love you!
Warnings: cursing, shirtless dwarf (wink wonk) and fluff with a sprinkle of angst
Dwalin x F! reader,  mentions of bagginshield
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"You..!"
A deep, threatening and rough voice bounced against the walls of the passages. 
Not much further ahead was a woman, pushing a man of what looked like a high status to the side. She was running like a madwoman, fleeing from what people would think; the devil. 
That woman is you. Yes you; surprising, isn't it? 
What did you do to get yourself ending up in this peculiar predicament, you probably wonder?
Well then, no need to look further nor to scroll down to nitpick every sentence in this story to make even the slightest sense of what's going on in this world of chaos. It shall all be explained right here and now! 
If you didn't care nor wonder what, how, and why this all happened, then too bad! You have no power over this story! Haha, take that!
Ahem, anyway...It all happened at a feast around midnight before all this chaos came to be.
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Fili and Kili dragged you with them. The blonde prince led the way as the younger brother pulled you with them.
They had been spouting stuff about "the greatest idea ever." and "going in the history books for being the legendary mischief-makers." Or something like that. You didn't really listen, like at all, only perking up and paying a biiit more attention when they mentioned 'you' and 'food.'
Were you getting an all-you-can-eat-buffet?
Aww, such sweethearts! They shouldn't have.
Weelll, you did deserve it, after all. Going along on this journey and defeating a dragon is not an easy feat. They should make you an entire statue while they're at it! 
Yes, one right next to the entrance so all visitors and passers-by could see you and know of your magnificent and heroic deeds.
You mentally patted yourself on the back. The look on your face was a mix of smugness and pride.
But you were forgetting one small itty bitty detail (or two) in your only sliiightly intoxicated state:
You weren't the sole hero who slew the dragon. You already got your fair share of the reward: a high status in the kingdom - a place in the High Court of the company who went on that dragon-slaying quest - and a luxurious comfy home included. And not to forget the gold you were promised. Thorin also offered work in a high place in the kingdom like a royal scholar or something, but you gracefully declined. You liked working in the toy shop with Bofur and Bifur - so...no statue for you.
But you didn't remember that.
You snapped out of your daydreams when Fili softly helped you to sit down on your bed. 
How did you get here in the first place?
"Are you alright Y/N?"
Fili or Kili, you don't know which one as they looked the same to you at the moment, wiggling in front of you with their two clones.
When did they become a quadruplet?
"Y/N?"
Oh yeah, you still needed to answer them. 
"...'M fiiinee."
You managed to slur out with difficulty, sleepiness slowly taking over. The brain cells were already going to bed, leaving behind a heavily drunken brain to operate the whole system.
What could go wrong, am I right?
...A lot.
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"Ugh, stupid hangover..."
You moaned, resting your chin on the edge of the bucket pathetically.
You felt like you died and came back to life again, moaning over a bucket you desperately tried not to look into, for you knew the meal you had yesterday would not be a pretty sight.
At least you could tell what was up and down...yay for you...
You didn’t forget that you had somehow convinced Fili and Kili you were really fine and totally not wasted. How was beyond you, and you were not in the mood to figure it out.
Maybe they were also drunk or just took advantage of your pickled state. Yeah, they would do that to guilt-trip you into going along with their prank. They knew you never break a promise, even if you made it in your totally half-sober state. They were too cunning for their own and others’ - mostly others’ - good.
Anyway, somehow (not surprisingly) without knowing what you were getting into, you had nodded along with everything they had said. 
You vaguely remember Kili or Fili tucking you in and saying goodnight. 
Note to self: Never try to win against Bofur - or any dwarf for that matter - in a drinking match ever again.
You chastised yourself while staggering towards your wardrobe.  How late would Fili or Kili pick you up to set his prank in motion? You didn’t even care which one it was - you hated them both at the moment...Okay, who are you kidding; you would do the same thing again in a heartbeat for either of them. And of course, they would give poor little you the hardest and most dangerous job to fulfil... Great. Just peachy.
Sigh.
Let's get this whole shenanigan over with, dammit. They’d better sing tales and praises about you once this is over. 
Not long after you put some clothes on, The two brothers barged into your chamber, loud and boisterous as ever. How they both could be so lively in the morning (with probably a hangover too) was beyond you.
"...Stupid dwarf genes..."
You mumbled to yourself as you let the two princes drag you to the training hall with their arms hooked around yours on either side. 
You felt dread pool inside your stomach as you got closer to the training hall. 
Now, normally you loved the training hall. After all, it was the front row seat to a heavenly sight of young warriors and their amazing muscles being put to use in a workout. Not to forget there was one dwarf in particular who you just loved to watch while he flexed his muscles by throwing other dwarves around.
But right now, you feared it with a burning passion, for that place was undoubtedly the place where you would meet your inevitable doom.
"Don't worry dear Y/N, it's gonna be fun!"
Kili spoke up happily, seeming to notice your unease Oh, how you would love to give him the big finger. But knowing Kili, he would drop you for the fun of it and make a whole drama show out of it, gasping and acting like a stereotypical blonde rich girl, one who just overheard the most scandalous gossip about herself. You cursed yourself for showing Kili how to be a true drama queen. (Prince, in his case, but you get the point.) The traitor uses all those tricks against you every chance he gets. You could just kick yourself for being so stupid to show him the ropes. What's worse is that if you would put Kili in a dress he would be the definition of a diva! How he does it? 
No one knows!
Why couldn't you just say no and walk away?
"Because you're too nice to leave your favourite dwarves hanging, Y/N. You promised you would help." Kili said. Technically, your autopilot did, not you. Unfortunately for you, Kili was right. You wouldn't leave him hanging. 
You glared at Kili and the stupid cheeky grin he gave you. You would have rolled your eyes at him if that wouldn't hurt as much as it did, so you decided to roll your eyes mentally instead.
Wait...did you just say that out loud?
"Yes, yes you did."
"Fu-"
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After what seemed like ages Fili and Kili had finally managed to drag your miserable self to the big wooden doors of the training hall. You had given up the struggle after the longest ten minutes of your life, deciding to formulate a master escape plan before you would reach the training halls. Unfortunately for you, it was too late. You threw your carefully thought-out plan down the drain when Kili accidentally slammed the door against the wall too loud when he kicked it open with his boot.
Still having his arm looped around your's, mind you.
Everyone and everything quieted down for just a moment. Heads turned towards the entrance where they were all, no doubt about it, greeted with a comical sight. 
Fili and Kili, obnoxious as always and wicked smiles on their faces (and everyone who even remotely knew the young princes, grasped that the two were up to no good.) 
dragged a very anxious looking you with them. One would guess you were about to be sacrificed as a dragon's dinner.  Which you were, in your opinion.
"Come on Y/N,  time to teach you how to disarm opponents," Fili said, leading the way to a part of the area where a couple of young dwarves were thrown on the ground by one dwarf in particular, one you came to recognise as the hottest and grumpiest dwarf in all of Grump Town. And oh boy, you were not ready to get destroyed by him, and you showed it, too, pulling and protesting and cursing at everything that lived.
How you wished you could tell people that you managed to free yourself from the boy's grasp and run for the hills. 
Sadly, that wish didn't come true; God hated you or something, for Fili and Kili  - those little rascals - managed to push you right into Dwalin. 
You didn't know if Dwalin catching you was a blessing or a curse. What you did know, however, was that you most definitely were blushing, if your burning cheeks were anything to go off of.
Dwalin was shirtless... His strong, hairy arms encircled your waist delicately, and you were practically pressed against his chest...
Against his strong, warm and bushy dwarven chest.
The scent of sweat, smoke and a vague hint of cookie dough entered your nose, and it strangely made you feel at home.
You were a goner, yep completely gone, nobody's home. Come back later or leave a message after the beep for Y/N dot exe has stopped working and took a vacation to cloud nine.
Sadly, your cloud nine had been sucked away too quickly by the dwarf himself who put you there in the first place. 
Dwalin, being the grump that he is, grunted at you and pushed you back on your feet as if you had burned him! 
"Rude much," you grumbled once you managed to keep your balance, dusting yourself off.
Dwalin (the ass) only grunted in return. Him and his damn grunts. 
You ain't special enough for him to form a full sentence for you, now?
Fine, if he was gonna play it that way then, you were gonna give it to him back tenfold.
Screw consequences, the dick deserved this. You were gonna go all out. 
You turned around and stuck your tongue out like a real child woman.
Fili and Kili started to giggle behind you, getting quiet real quick when they saw Dwalin glaring daggers at them. 
You marched towards the two princes, whispering four words as you moved past them. 
"Let's do this shit." 
The boys definitely heard you, for their grins turned wicked. 
One glance and you knew what was about to come. If being the two princes’ guinea pig for pranks with poor Bilbo the entire journey taught you anything, it would be to recognize the twinkle in their eyes. 
It spoke in volumes louder than any dragon could roar; chaos was about to unfold, both in their brains (as they looked each other in the eye) and soon, in reality. You looked slightly over your shoulder. 
Yeah, they were scheming alright, communicating with that brotherly bond they share or something. 
Watch out Dwalin:
This. Is. War.
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ShitshitshitshitSHIT!
Oh, how you came to regret tripping Dwalin up. In your defence, it wasn't your fault that he couldn't take his dark eyes off of you when you pulled your shirt off because the heat was getting too hot to handle. 
Wink wonk.
Hey, at least you wore a white undershirt. One which clung to your breasts tightly. Yeah, that'll give him something to look at.
Anyway! 
It wasn't your fault, either, when Dwalin marched towards you with purpose in his steps when you bent over to grab a dagger off the ground, showing him your assets in the process.
It was his fault, really! He should've noticed that Fili and Kili were waiting for him to stand on the grey X. And now you were running for your life with a very, very angry dwarf (who was covered in white glue and colourful feathers) on your heels. Thanks for everything, Kili. Thanks for shrieking out, "Y/N planned it!" The moment Dwalin glared at them...
The snitch.
You pushed dwarves to the side as you ran for your life, screaming sorry as you went, because you are a polite gentlelady. Dwarves watched you go with wide eyes, confused as heck as Dwalin stormed past them not long after.
Most of the time, you were glad they made the hallways mainly one straight line, but now? You cursed its existence and its creator.
There was unquestionably no doubt about it that Dwalin would catch up. Curse you and your hate of exercise.
You should have taken Gloin's offer of jogging with him when you had the chance, but Bombur's pastries were too tempting to pass up on at the time.
And now here you were, fleeing like the devil was behind you, with burning lungs and protesting legs. You were afraid to glance back; you could almost feel your pursuer’s breath go down your neck. You silently prayed to all the deities above and beneath you to help you out, and it seemed one took pity on your little mortal soul. For the moment you finished your prayer, you were rewarded with two things: two dwarves carrying barrels, and a small corridor you almost missed if it hadn't been for someone came out of said corridor. 
You took the opportunity without hesitation and slammed against the two unexpecting dwarves, who dropped the barrels in surprise. You managed to slip past them before the barrels hit the ground - like freaking Indiana Jones - skidding through the corridor with a sharp turn. 
Without a second wasted, you pressed yourself against the wall like a ninja on a mission and held your breath. This was the moment of truth. There were two possibilities: either Dwalin wasn't fooled by the stunt, or he runs right by you. You prayed for the latter.
Lo and behold, for your prayers have been answered again! The deities really loved you at this moment, or just had lots of pity for you.
Dwalin ran past the corridor.
You let out the biggest sigh of relief in your life Patting yourself on the back, you turned around with a smile... Only to come face to face with the king of the mountain. The smug-ass had a knowing smirk on his face.
Shitpopcicles...
"Why are you so out of breath Y/N? You look as if a warg was on your heels." the smirk faltered as Thorin rubbed at his chin as if he were thinking. 
The grin returned tenfold. "Is a certain dwarf chasing you, perhaps...?" His voice was teasing; he dang well knew why.
Oh, how you wished you could smack that smirk off his face, but sadly that was not a good idea. The bugger knows about your crush on Dwalin and teases you often. 
He found out about it during the journey and he had always put you and Dwalin on watch together. 
He shipped it, you just knew he did.
You pointed a threatening finger towards him. "Watch out, boy." You were close enough to Thorin to be the only one allowed to do something like this.
"Or this little lady won't hesitate to tell the whole damn mountain and a certain someone that you have a crush on a certain hobbit."
His face stayed the same - stoic and not moving - but you saw it at his softly reddening cheeks that your suspicions had been right. You grinned victoriously at Thorin, who stood there without uttering a word. Serves him right! Now you had blackmail. Internally, you were cackling evilly.
Your body froze while Thorin opened his mouth to speak. You felt as if Hell had just frozen over for that's when you heard it:
"You...!"
It sounded like thunder rumbling. Deep, rough and threatening. You would have totally been turned on if you weren't scared for your life. 
Dwarfzilla was coming...
Without noticing it, you pushed Thorin to the side and ran like a madwoman. This is how it all happened. Now you're all caught up, so let's continue.
Fili and Kili had better sing tales about you after this.
You turned many corners and hallways, zooming past Dwarves who flushed themselves against the narrow walls in haste as you ran past them.
Some of them called out to you, but you couldn't hear what they said; Being chased doesn't really give you the time to stop and listen to what they had to say, now does it?
At one point, you began to notice the path becoming disproportionate and rough. Stones stuck out of the floor and walls. You tripped over a couple of those, those little buggers. Soon, it was as if you weren't in a hallway anymore, but in a cave instead.
Dwalin had been calling out to you after a while of running through the cave-like hallway. But the thing was, he didn't sound angry anymore. 
He sounded worried, desperate even, which was very much out of character for Dwalin, to be honest...
Sadly, you hadn't had the time to realize why Dwalin acted the way he did before you dropped down a hole in the floor with a yelp. At least you found out why he was so concerned.
What a great day...
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A short cry reverberated throughout the chamber, and a high pitched voice followed after.
"Could you be more gentle!?"
You glared at Dwalin, who like always, grunted his replies instead of talking like a normal Dwarf-being!
Though he did what you asked and rubbed the ointment on your bruises more gently, which felt like heaven on your sore skin...
You felt absolutely stupid, sitting on a wooden bench with Dwalin treating your bruises and wounds. (Oin was too busy to do it himself so he shoved ointment in Dwalin's hand. The other was holding you at that moment, for Dwalin wouldn't allow you to walk yourself. Oin said that Dwalin should do it before promptly leaving.) Dwalin had to pull you out of the hole, though he spoke more words than he had said to you this entire day. You counted that as a victory.
You still felt your heart flutter every time you thought about it: He had been extremely gentle, lifting you out of the hole with both his arms. Cradling you to his chest while muttering in dwarvish. Checking all over your body before caressing the back of your head and pressing it against his shoulder as he held you close. This time, you understood his mumbles: "Thank Mahal, yer safe," his voice was so quiet, wavering with raw emotion;
"never do anything like that ever again, ya hear me."
Dwalin was still shirtless and covered in glue and feathers during the entire ordeal.
Your heart had skipped multiple beats right then and there, cheeks flushed red. You had been trying to process those words the entire way to Oin. Still trying to figure out the meaning behind the words he uttered with such intensity.                
You were brought out of your trance by Dwalin tapping on your shoulder, you looked over to see him staring at you, "Lift yer left foot."
You did as he asked, lifting your foot. Dwalin grasped it gently in one hand as he removed the boot delicately. If this was in a different situation, it would have been very intimate. No, wait, scratch that; it's intimate even now, which was not good for your heart, which was doing summersaults inside your chest. Yep, you were screwed...
So badly, and heavenly screwed. 
Yet you couldn't find it in yourself to really mind.
Once Dwalin removed the boot and sock, he started to massage your foot with ointment, muttering to himself. "Why did ya let yerself be dragged in the princes' pranks."
It wasn't a question, but you answered anyway, "Those princes made me promise to help them out when I was drunk- don't look at me like that Dwalin! You know I never break promises, even if I made them while I was drunk."
He averted his eyes, stilling his ministrations slightly. "Ya need to learn to say no."
His voice was almost too soft to hear, but you did.
You huffed in return, "I'm getting better at it though! I said no to Fleder-Fledder something when he tried to get me to marry him!"
Dwalin chuckled, "Aye ya did. Ya kicked him good in the nuts."
"Well, he deserved it, I didn't even know him and wouldn't take no for an answer, so I had to make it clear." 
You grinned at Dwalin as he shook his head, a smirk on his face.
Your eyes turned soft, remembering how Dwalin had positioned himself between the man and you when the man tried to grab you by the neck. Your hero had glared at the man fiercely, threatening to gut him with his axe if he didn't take the hint and shove off.
The man had pissed himself before he had sprinted off, too scared to utter a single word.
You had hugged Dwalin to thank him and since then, he only acknowledged you with grunts... That was the day before the feast.
Balin had said not to take it personally, that Dwalin needed time to sort himself out. But damn was it hard to not take it to heart.
"Why did you do it?"
The dam broke, spilling your most inner thoughts. Fumbling with your fingers, you stared at the ground, missing the confused look on Dwalin's face. "What?"
"Why did you ignore me after I hugged you?"
You were not gonna beat around the bush with this one. You made your bed, and now you need to lie in it.
"You didn't acknowledge me for three days. Balin said to give you space, so I did. But damnit Dwalin, you ignored me for three days! Why?"
You didn't mean for your voice to crack when you looked him in the eyes. You didn't mean for the tear to slip past. Dwalin's eyes widened in return. Very slightly, but you noticed. He averted his gaze to the ground for a second, placing your foot down gently and then looked up into your eyes. 
"I...I got confused," he began, eyes full with emotions, some you couldn't even place. "I got confused...Emotions which I thought I had buried deep down, long ago resurfaced..." you blinked. Were his eyes getting glassy? 
"They resurfaced tenfold. I didn't know what to do or think… I didn't think," he grabbed your hand in his delicately, tracing the skin with his thumb, never taking his eyes off you even once. "I threw up my walls in a panic, I shouldn't have, but I did..." he took in a deep breath. "Hurting those dear to me." Dwalin pressed his lips against your hand, it was gentle and soft. Butterflies fluttered inside your stomach.
"Y/N, lass, I truly regret putting ya through such pain. Could you forgive this fool of a dwarf?" He whispered, staring at you with pleading eyes.
You did what everyone would do in this situation.
You hit him on the head and yelled, "you idiot!!" and slapped against his chest multiple times. "I thought you hated me...!" Dwalin grabbed you by the waist and raised you into the air without much problem. He stared into your eyes with passion as he uttered one word.
"Never."
The two of you were only a small length apart. Without hesitating, you closed the distance, pressing your lips against his. He passionately returned the kiss, both of you closing your eyes as you relished the feeling of each other.
Yeah, you were on cloud nine alright. The touch of Dwalin's hands holding you so gently set your skin aflame. You could get used to this.
Parting to gasp for air, you glanced at Dwalin's face. Eyes lidded, and mouth slightly open. You smirked then, leaning in, you brushed your lips lightly against his.
He groaned in return. 
"Yer doing things to me, lass," he pressed his head against yours, his eyes soft as he looked at you. "Be mine?"
You only nodded, leaning in for another kiss to seal the promise.
Yeah, today was a great day...
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hydra-collector · 3 years ago
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Full List of Interests:
Most active interests are bolded. Asterisks for things I haven't finished. Italics for things I know the least about/have consumed the least of.
-Sanders Sides -My Little Pony (G4, EG) -the Mountain Goats -Drawfee + Drawtectives -Monster Prom/Camp -Infinity Train -The Owl House -Minecraft -She-Ra -Haikyuu!!* -Free!* -Cookie Run -Avatar (ATLA + LOK) -Bone -Magic: the Gathering -Voltron: Legendary Defender -Detroit: Become Human -The Umbrella Academy (show)* -Clone High -Arcane -Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*
-Hades (game) -Warrior Cats -Sonic the Hedgehog -Stardew Valley -Gravity Falls -The Good Place -Community -Hannibal* -Mythic Quest -Monster High
-House MD*
-Supernatural*
-Our Flag Means Death
-Ace Attorney*
-Pokemon*
-Welcome to Night Vale
-Bojack Horseman
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pop-goes-the-sneasel · 4 years ago
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Mew!!!!!!
As the very first Mythical Pokemon, and the final pokemon of the original 151, the Psychic-type Mew has a very special place in the franchise. It’s the genetic source of its clone, the ever-popular Legendary Mewtwo (hence the names), and has always been hugely iconic. It leans into its Mythical status quite hard, and has historically been quite complicated to obtain as a result. With its simple pink design and cat-like face, it’s also super cute!!! :3
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Despite Mew’s importance to the franchise, it almost didn’t exist as an actual pokemon at all! It was created and coded into the game by Shigeki Morimoto a mere two weeks before Red and Green’s development was complete using leftover space after the debug feature was removed, and Nintendo wasn’t even initially aware of it. It remained largely unknown in Japan upon release, and in the US, it spawned numerous rumours and theories on how to actually obtain it – most of which were baseless conjecture.
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Most notably, it was associated with a particular truck that couldn’t be accessed through normal gameplay. Located near the S.S. Anne, it was speculated that using Strength on the truck would unearth either Mew or a Rocket Hideout leading to Mew. Naturally, if you managed to access the truck through hacking, using Strength would do nothing and there would be no Mew. But the rumour was pervasive enough for Game Freak to reference it with a nearby Lava Cookie in FireRed and LeafGreen.
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To ACTUALLY obtain Mew, however, you would need to obtain it from special in-person events or performing glitches. The events were initially rather limited – the very first was a special CoroCoro magazine event in which players could send a postcard to the publication and 20 people would be selected, who would then need to mail their game cards to Game Freak and Morimoto would personally trade the Mew to them, then mail the cards back. Convoluted, but imagine being one of those first few people with Mew!
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The point here is that Mew has always been INCREDIBLY elusive and mysterious, making it very difficult to legitimately obtain, which ties directly into series canon: it's so rare that its very existence is questioned, and its elusiveness is maintained further by its ability to turn invisible and transform into other pokemon. Rarity is a hallmark of all Mythicals, sure, but none so much as Mew. This rarity is also often core to its anime appearances, with catching Mew in particular being the primary goal of Goh, the deuteragonist of the latest series.
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Speaking of the anime, Mew’s first proper appearance was the first Pokemon movie, Mewtwo Strikes Back. This movie set up Mewtwo as a villain seeking to prove the superiority of clones over their non-clone counterparts, with Mew later appearing and trying to reason with Mewtwo, leading to a violent confrontation between the two. They had a thematic dichotomy going on too, with Mewtwo jaded and distrusting of humans, whereas Mew seemed joyful and innocent. You can see this in their designs as well: the fierce, unnatural Mewtwo vs. the cute and simple Mew.
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Another notable aspect of Mew is it actually contains the DNA for ALL other pokemon, somehow, as a shared ancestor. This role, coupled with its long, umbilical cord-like tail and pink colouration implies Mew is actually based on a fetus! Like, simultaneously a baby and everyone’s grandpa. Being a shared ancestor of everything is kind of a ludicrous concept but it does allow for Mew to canonically learn every attack (functionally every TM, HM, and TR), on top of likely being the source of its aforementioned transformation abilities. The move aspect of this is referenced in the TCG regularly, such as with Mew EX, whose Versatile ability allows it to use the attacks of any other pokemon in play.
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Mew’s got a lovely blue shiny, which contrasts the pink form wonderfully, but I can’t help wishing it had pink eyes to complete the look. Blue fur with blue eyes just isn’t quite striking enough.
Mew’s a fantastic pokemon, and definitely one of my favourite Mythicals. It’s a funky little fetus cat and whilst that doesn’t SOUND inherently appealing, the result absolutely is. Normally pokemon not being available in-game bothers me, but it’s so thematically on-brand for Mew that I don’t even mind that aspect. The only thing I can criticise is that like with many other Gen I pokemon, the design can be a bit tricky to portray well, with its 3D model and some sprites being rather lacking despite a solid design overall.
[Mew voice]/10.
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jess-cookierun-art · 1 year ago
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Cherry Choco Cookie
Behold, my HollyCacao fankid!
She was born after Dark Choco left and was adored by her parents. She met her big brother way later.
When she got a bit older, she encountered a familiar weapon that belonged to her brother… which I will not go into detail now cause that is classified content.
Anyways, I love HollyCacao so much and I love Cherry Choco Cookie. That is all.
Next is the Legendary Clones sprite redraws.
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shitty-tf2-headcanons · 5 years ago
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Request List
As promised, I made a list of all the current requests in my inbox! Now it’s up to all you guys to determine which requests you wanna see first! I’ll give you a day or two to pick and after that, I’ll make the official request list order!
Merc first meeting
Asmr
Merasmus headcanons
Shower sex
Cut or uncut
Soft Sniper
Cheavy and no shit taking coworker
OCD s/o
Abandoned and parents return
Depression
Cold hands
Fav pets
Stoned sex with Sniper
Animal skull
Modern day
School au
Patreon feet pics
Mercs dealing with Snipes piss fetish
Spycrabs and pootis bird headcanons
Scout speaking French
Helping with period
Super sexy s/o
Cheavy NSFW headcanons
Christian Brutal Sniper headcanons
Mercpack fluff
Werewolf fur coloration
Cumming in pants
Sailor mouthed s/o
Lost voice
Speeding Bullet headcanons
Fav cartoons
Sub and watersports with Sniper
First respawn
Small aggressive tsundere
Monster mercs
Mercs and Halloween
Medic cuddles
Growing out beard
Mercs realizing they love their friend
Pegging
Cheavy pining after Merc’s innocent friend
Busty under baggy clothes
Trouble sleeping
Sniper accidentally says I love you on phone
Labor during battle
Lapdance
Mermercs
Asexual s/o
Stargazing but forgot glasses
Nerd s/o
Sniper archery practice
Caught in rainstorm
Polar opposite
Monster merc cuddling tiny s/o
Sunrise
Cute Cheavy headcanons
Trick or Treating
S/o who would die for them
Snowpeople
Ice skating
Model for wedding dresses
Green Mile reaction
Jackass movies
Human Cake
Shrunken s/o
Favorite/Least Fav foods
Heavy caring for sick s/o
Support bois with virgin
Crush walking in on them in shower
Dysfunctional family
Tomboy gone girly
Flower/Tattoo shop au
Handy during movie night
Jealous mercpack
Tattoo of merc’s name
Running away from mercpack
Fantasy Au
S/o turned into werewolf 
Professor Medic with student s/o
Omorashi kink
Angelic child with s/o but devil with mercs
Public sex
Saving from a spider
Tarrot reader s/o
Tentaspy
Sundress without underwear
Tiny hands
Rough sex with support bois with fluffiness 
Heavy’s crush meeting his family
Dirty and sweet things in other language
Cheavy and daddy kink
Scout cuddling
High libido 
Sniper with piss, knife, daddy, blood kinks
Merc dies in front of best friend
Vitiligo
S/o being harmed by someone on team
Scout’s ma death
Killed s/o
Accidentally killed s/o 
S/o’s last words
Miscarriage
Stillborn
S/o cheats on them
Tortured to death
Terminally ill
Vampire Hunter Soldier
Dancing
Origami
Jacking off
Knitted scarf or jersey
Support bois and passed pet
S/o and rubber bands
Shy s/o going feral
Bladder infection
Embarrassed mercs
Baking cookies
Comfort from friend
Engineer fluff
Wrapping up in blankets
Pillowforts 
Wearing merc’s clothes
Babysitting
Caretaker class
Falling asleep
Gift from s/o
Proposals
Fav date things
Speeding Bullet first kiss
Carrying sleeping s/o
Holding newborns
S/o proposes
Cuddles on cold night
Werewolf traits
Mercpack fighting over s/o
Legendary Pokemon
Has to pee really bad
Past abusive relationship
Scout and bad family
NSFW mythology mercs
Biker s/o
Shirt kitten
NSFW Speeding Bullet camping
Daddy kink Sniper
Sex sounds
Piss in lap
Sex machines
Least favorite kinks
Getting topped
Sniper domming while in lingerie 
Whole kink list
Cheavy and kittens
Domme s/o
Give head or receive head
Share bodyheat
Wet bed
Lazy mornings
Cheavy cuddles
Werebear Heavy
S/o turned into child
Sadistic Medic
Dragon au
Fluster s/o challenge
Singing fucked up songs
Mario Kart
NSFW Support point of view
Sugar baby
Body hair
Crack knuckles
Squirting
Werewolf Medic in heat
General Sniper headcanons
Anaorgasmia
Thicc s/o
Winged s/o
Is water wet
Cuddling positions
Acrylic nails
Astronaut 
Motherhenning when sick
Gaming youtuber
Lap sitting and teasing
Savage eater
Remote controller vibrator at dinner table
Orgasm and faint
Dirty talking
Teasing
Short haired girlfriend
Wrestling and dry humping
Oral
Top, bottom, or switch
NSFW Zhanna
Weirdest kink
Threesome
Scout calls Snipes daddy
Watersports
Scout in lingerie 
Loud climax
NSFW Heavy and Scout
Grinding
Ship giveaways
NSFW Helmet Party
Vibrator all day
Sniper and breeding kink
Cat and Mouse
Quiet sex in public place
NSFW Sniper going feral
Werewolf Sniper and vampire Spy
Sniper choking
Sniper in skirt and domming
Lingerie and roleplay
Gangbang with support
Accident with Sniper
Yandere Sniper
Sniper marking Scout
Daddy dom Sniper
Sniper called papa
Same role s/o
Poly relationship
Gray hair crazy hair
Mercs cheating
Rainstorm cuddles
VSCO girls
Wrong hole
Bug lover
Insecure s/o
Doesn’t like physical contact
Hyper empathy
Sniper and quiet reader
Realizing their in love
Stalked s/o
Speeding Bullet falling in love
Video games
Cosplay ideas
Fav color gift
Wiccan and brotherly relationship
Yandere Heavy and Cheavy
Absence seizures
Snorty laugh
Heavy Medic threesome
Daddy Sniper
Heavy dirty talk
Blood/knife play
Drawing little pictures
Zhanna and movie night
Sniper piss taste
Zhanna and female s/o
Soldier and Zhanna with adopted kid
Dick slips out
Medic Spy poly
Food kink
Pyro Scout NSFW
Spy and public sex
Spy stuckage
Medic sleep comfort
Biting kink
Breeding kink
Monster Hunter Sniper and vampire Spy
Getting ready for bed
Babies
NSFW Fem mercs
Morale praise kink
Voice winner
S/o beats past abuser
Fall off while fucking
Emetophobia
Attractive personalty traits 
Flexible 
Quiet s/o
Knotwork
Lost glasses
Harpy egg laying
Good parent
Cryptid mercs
S/o killed by clone
Workaholic
Jerking it to thicc s/o
Panicked call
Masochism Tango for Medic
Sniper and Scout hometowns
Alcohol 
Dermatilomania
Domming Medic
Crush confession
Human joining mercpack
S/o gardening
Scout, Medic, Spy playlist
Sniper Medic threesome
S/o wearing diaper
I Wanna Be Evil for Pauling
Spy x Sniper Playlist
Poly with support and Morale
Engineer learns he’s gonna be a dad
Demo new relationship
S/o wets bed
Yogurt
Snuff film
Soft sex with male rape victim
Morale fluff
Rifle practice
Rough sex
Medic’s daughter
Morning cuddles
Say Sike Right Now
Tik Tok memes
BBQ sauce on my titties
Porn star s/o
Kid coming out to mercs
Helping kid with homework
Bullied kid
Mercs as parents
Adopting kid
Engineer with daughter
High mercs
Fav vines
First time smoking weed
Piss and weed
Slasher mercs
Halloween costumes
Mercs and petplay
Kid with anxiety 
S/o with kid from previous relationship
Get Out of the Tank
Monster fucker
Parent mercs
Symbiote
Kidnapped by enemy team
Cursed cat images
Daughter dance
Area 51
Mutual masturbation
Dog breeds
Age regression
Picky eater kid
Grandparents
Crush playlist
Sunny having puppies
Arcade games
Kid cuts hair
Cheavy and petplay
Both Medics poly
Cheavy with daughter
Switch postions
Lolita fashion
Cute outfits
Overwatch mains
Sniper’s fav metal songs
Scout birthday celebration
Cook for s/o
Mercs wet themselves
Threesome with Scout and Sniper
Breakfast
Vegan
Soldier x Morale headcanons
Sniper x Morale headcanons
Phones
Scout and Silent Hill games
Abducted by aliens
Sniper, Pyro, and Scout relationships
Babysitting kid
IT
Anal or vaginal
Revenge time
Offense headcanons
Indiana Jones s/o with Soldier and Zhanna
Pyro and petplay
Noise sensitivity 
Not so dead after all
Porn
Pyro unmasked
Coach through labor
Shared shower
Crush in haunted house
5′11 s/o lifting
Spy and innocent love
Ultimate goth s/o
S/o gets pregnant 
Panic attacks
Shy kid
Scout x Pyro fluff
Romantic Disney songs
Niche taste in music
Scout throatfucking
Match ups x 22
Kink match ups x 10
Date a Merc x 7
Confessions x 35
Letters x 25
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ori-orio · 5 years ago
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Gingerbread Man and Shrek: The Essay
How would a gingerbread man exist as a species? Putting aside the easy answer of “oh he’s magic, it’s a magic world, he’s a magic cookie” we find that there is a deeper meaning.
The truth of the matter is that the Gingerbread Man as we know him reproduces asexually (an icon). By tearing off his limbs, as seen in the Farquaad torture seen, the stunning revelation is that his limbs, in fact, stay torn off. Why this is so remarkable is only clear to the most enlightened.
Of course Farquaad, always 10 steps ahead of the masses, must have discarded those torn legs. Why, you ask?
Because from the pieces of the ginger mans flesh grows more ginger men. Through binary fission, the gingerbread man is able to keep his species alive through near identical clones of himself (although like in regular binary fission, there may be slight mutations and variations).
This leads us to the stunning, yet oddly obvious conclusion, that the gingerbread man must be either one giant bacteria, or a massive complex of microorganisms functioning as a unit (such as a man o’ war).
And thus, we unravel the mystery of the so called gingerbread man in the legendary Shrek chronicles.
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eriisaam · 5 years ago
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Eclair: Goddess’s toy
Alt title: How I wound up with a fehking fifth Kiransona
The tl;dr of it involves formas, Kamui being a dumb-butt, and Kyo being just a bit more poor. 
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Anyone remember this thing? Neither did I, and it’s frequently taking all my willpower not to repeatedly call it a soul gem.
In Hall of Forms, Loki and Thorr both introduce the concept of formas, and they have the following exchange:
Loki: Still playing with your dolls? They seem to fascinate you so.
Thorr: Do not belittle them, Loki. They contain strength neither you nor I possess.
Loki:  Oh, do they? This despite the fact that they aren't...real? They may look like Heroes, but they're nothing more than toys created by Alfaðör. They're weaklings. Babies that can barely walk, let alone fight.
Thorr:  That is the very reason I am interested. They may lack power... but they are filled with potential. They work together, push themselves...expend every last drop of strength to grasp victory. And then they acquire new strength. What do they do then? Use it to take on stronger foes... This is what strength is. It is pure and true. And it is strength we will never know. You could learn much if you were to witness their battles.
Loki:  Fine! Well... I do like battles that have...a certain element of uncertainty.  Just how far can these pitiful dolls go? Perhaps I should take a look.
At many points, Erin, Teru, Sparrow and Kyo alternated on who would enter the Hall of Forms, and thus, for the remainder of time the halls were open, who would train the spontaneously-created formas who dwelled and sought strength and guidance this time. In a few cases, their s-supports would take up the task instead, for their own reasons: To free their summoner’s hands, to clear their minds, to see them as practice to train pupils, because they wanted to protect and guide them, lots of reasons.
But there was never a point the formas took forms as anything other than clones of other heroes until the one time Loki and Thorr thought otherwise.
It was Loki who planted the idea to create a forma in the likeness of a summoner. None of the four summoners were lulled easily by Loki’s whims, wavered under Thorr’s might, or especially had any effect to whatever power either could hold to bind them by contract, nor interest. If nothing else, their own contracts protected their fellow heroes from their whims, whether or not the four had any interest to make more of it, or to what degree. 
If she was going to have more of these dolls suddenly come into existence, it wouldn’t hurt to research how a summoner operates by just making one themselves, right? Surely, Alfaðör would agree as well, they knew the process to make one for themselves, and it would eventually wither and die over time anyways, so where’s the problem?
Well...
The first problem was how there were four summoners gathered in just that one timeline alone (nevermind that one hops between this one and their own, Sparrow,) and the four of them not only have vastly conflicting looks and personalities, and different ways they utilized their own versions of Breidablik and its powers with their own. To say nothing of the sheer number of alternate universes with their own summoners, their various powers and potentials, or for that matter, the summoners who came before these four. Thorr tried to focus on one summoner in particular, and modeled a forma after him.
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And this is what led to the creation of this dumb bastard right here.
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Appearance-wise, he took heavily from The First Summoner of legend: Kiran. However, when he was created, he, unlike many formas (who were otherwise made by Alfaðör), didn’t remember what his “original” life or purpose was, and he also proved that, in not being technically a hero himself, he lacked the strength, drive, or much of any means to be all that effective a fighter in that brief period the hall of forms opened once more.
And yet, at the time it opened, it was Kamui who happened to find him, and he immediately felt protective and drawn to the completely lost and oblivious summoner, convincing Kamui he has amnesia. 
Fortunately, Kamui studied on legendary summoners thanks to Lifonse’s ramblings on history and what books in Askr’s library they would read together.
Unfortunately, he misremembered that the legendary First Summoner this forma summoner resembled was named Eclat (rather than Kiran, Eclat being among the summoners to come after Kiran), and even that he couldn’t remember clearly, so he wound up teaching this forma that his name was Eclair instead.
In the barely-two-weeks that the hall remained open, Kamui was highly diligent to return to the halls every day to meet up and encourage Eclair, soothing his insecurities of proving himself unfortunately useless, and also unfortunately proving to Kamui that as a forma, he was incapable of leaving the halls, or even existing outside it, no matter how much he wished he could join Kamui to wherever the Vallite dragon prince would continuously leave to. 
What’s more, even for his original purpose, his Breidablik that Loki and Thorr crafted for him couldn’t summon anything within the halls, lacked the ability to make contracts, and also seemed woefully useless in combat, lacking in pretty much every power the other summoners openly demonstrated otherwise, ruling him as an utter failure.
As he became even more aware by the other summoners that a forma will die once the hall closes again, Kamui became even more anxious about losing Eclair, especially as Eclair’s health weakened, and so had his self-worth. Just as time would’ve run out, and Eclair would’ve ceased to exist, it was Erin who brought up the existence of soul gems called “forma souls”, and to Kamui’s immense relief, Kyo had one such treasure in his convoy.
So he used it, and with it, he gave Eclair life and pulled him out of the Hall of Forms for the first time, just before his fellow formas would’ve collapsed and died with the world the halls contained that season.
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Alas, Kyo was left grieving for suddenly going from spending a pretty penny on a gemstone that can grant him a hero of his (selective) choosing, to being wasted on basically a cookie-cutter summoner, but while he didn’t voice his thoughts, he was the slowest to open up to Eclair when Erin tried to otherwise teach him how to use items, while Teru and Sparrow introduced him to pokemon and digimon training respectively. 
Although he initially proves useless, and he is nigh identical to the manga depiction of Kiran in Everyday Life, he is constantly self-conscious from his experience nearly dying in the Hall of Forms. He was reminded constantly that he had been artificially created, and he was not meant to be. 
Compared to the other summoners, who had varying levels of insecurity to hide themselves for a time until they were all bonded with (except Kyo, who is the only one most assured of his human form, but shared similar insecurities in his transformed state instead), Eclair is far more firm and diligent to keep himself obscured at all times. As Kyo, Kamui and Lifonse unfortunately got to see, this is because for what Thorr couldn’t recall or identify of Kiran’s appearance, his transformation from a forma to a living being had “filled in the blanks” so to speak in a very unnatural way. His eyes are completely lifeless and glass-eyed, and his hair radiates an unusual color scheme that seems unnatural even when put side by side to other multicolored-haired heroes and summoners.
As it is found out (to surprising, disastrous results), once angered beyond a breaking point, he isn’t so harmless after all, and has an appearance comparable to Bramimond.
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From his aura, to his eyes, to his unnatural glow, for better or worse, Lifonse and Kamui stressed Kyo into taking this unusual summoner under his wings, and eventually, the pokemorph summoner relented.
And it all started with this one small gemstone
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eastofthemoon · 5 years ago
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Got another ficlet written for @gentronlegendaryfriendships  This was for the prompt: Coffee/Cafe Shop AU
Coffee and Dice
Rating: G
Series: Voltron Legendary Defender
Summary:  Coran might not own the biggest coffee shop, but with his young customers at least it was never boring.
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“WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS A CLONE?!”
Coran continued to whistle as he finished drying the mug and glanced over the counter.
Shiro winced as he uncovered his ears and glared across the table from his game screen.  “Lance, no need to yell.”
“No kidding,” Hunk muttered from his seat next to Shiro, “I swear they heard you from Mars.”
Coran continued to hum as walked across his cafe to refill the sugar packets on the tables. He suppressed a chuckled as Lance pouted and slumped in his chair.
“Sorry, sorry, but really, Shiro?” He shook a finger.  “A clone? That was the big twist in your game? Couldn't you have at least gone, I don't know, gorgeous shapeshifting assassin?”
Shiro sighed as he rubbed his eyes.  “What’s wrong with it being a clone?  I thought it was obvious with the hints I dropped.”
“I thought it was clever,” Allura said as she picked up her cup of coffee and sipped.
“I’m with Lance,” Pidge said as Coran moved around her and set down a fresh plate of peanut butter cookies.  “A clone?  That’s just one of the lamest plot twists as you can get.  I mean, it's not 'the king's advisor was the villain all along' but it's pretty close.”
Shiro sighed as he pinched the bridge of his nose.  “Look you guys kind of derailed the plot I had going by killing the main bad guy way too early.  I had to come up with a whole new story within a week, and all I had was this or rocks falling on everyone.”
Coran reached for the fresh coffee pot and brought it over to the table.
“So, it’s our fault for being too awesome?” Lance asked as he raised an eyebrow.
“More like Keith’s fault for trying to fight the guy head on,” Pidge said with a glare.
“I was only trying to trying to collect intel,” Keith retorted as he fiddled with the dice in his hands.  “Not my fault I failed my stealth check.”
Allura chewed her bottom lip.  “Perhaps it’s time we bought you new dice.”
“Yeah,” Hunk said as he pointed to the dice in Keith’s hand, “I keep telling you they’re cursed, dude.  That's like the fifth time you've had to say those exact words.  Should we stop letting you collect intel?  I'm thinking we should stop letting you collect intel.”
Coran cleared his throat.  “Sorry, to interrupt but does anyone need a fresh drink?”
“I’ll take more,” Keith said as he raised his mug and returned his gaze to Lance.  “Also, you were the one that activated the trap.”
Lance pouted as he held out his cup for Coran.  “Well, you-”
“Guys, enough,” Shiro said as he shook his head.  “Can we get back to the game?  I'd rather not spent the rest of the session arguing plot points with you.”
Lance pouted as he sipped his drink.  “Yeah, okay…”  He paused, glanced into his cup and pointed.  “Coran, I think you gave us decaf by mistake.”
“It was far from an accident,” Coran said as he finished pouring Shiro’s cup.  “You lot have had enough caffeine tonight.  So I’m cutting you off. Only cold drinks and decaf will be offered.
“I think I actually need a glass of water,” Shiro said as he leaned back in his chair.  “All that yelling has made my throat go dry.”
“I’ll get you one, Shiro,” Coran said as he patted his shoulder, “and perhaps some aspirin.” He gave a chuckle as he marched back to the counter.  “I know I gained plenty of a headache from all the game sessions I did for Allura’s father back in the day.”
Allura gave a blush as she went to pick up the dice.  “Alright, I’ll have my character cast a light spell to blind the clone.”
Coran smiled as he glanced back to the group before he entered the kitchen.  His coffee shop might not be the biggest, but as long as it was this lively it would suit him just fine - even if Allura had picked up her father's favourite munchkin tricks.
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mothfishing · 5 years ago
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whenever de is going to be buffed. im ready. i collected all these clones of her because i heard shes only worth it if you level her up. she will be viable and i am prepared
YOUR INFLUENCE
i wanna max sea fairy rn since i have her at lv4 and im gonna die on the hill of her being the next legendary cookie to get buffed, but i def gotta work on DE afterwards - mine is lv2
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spookenstein · 7 years ago
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Character Meme
@some-cookie-crumbz tagged me in this like an asshole like a week ago (j/k) but I was busy finishing a summer course for college. I gotta pick my favorite characters from 10 different fandumbs so this will be fun.
I’m really inactive on here so the only people I know who may do it are @space-exeggutor, @waytootired, and my horrible husbando @newgroundsguru. I’m doing this in no particular order.
Also this post may contain decades old spoilers so you know read at your own risk, all 5 of you out there in Tumblr land.
Luke Fon Fabre (Tales of the Abyss)
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It’s hard not to like a character who causes so many people to drop the game within the first 10 hours because they find him so unbearable - never getting into the meat and potatoes of his character. While I hate that he loses a bit of his asshole-ish ways, but the combination of killing an entire town of people and the big plot twist (he’s a clone, and he’s been alive 7 years) it makes sense. He’s both figuratively and literally a child mentally - as he was raised to be a brat in the sort time he’s been around. Watching Luke strive to become better, come to terms with who he is and his own worth, and just bonding with the rest of the cast really makes it worth while. 
Kuron (then Takashi Shirogane aka Shiro) (Voltron: The Legendary Defender)
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Prior to season 3, while I enjoyed Shiro - he really started sticking out to me as a character. Kuron, even though a clone, clearly had some of his own little personality quirks that made him stick out to me more. He was more willing to put his foot down and take charge opposed sort of smiling and taking it. Poor precious clone baby, how I will miss you. You will always be a paladin in my heart. Shiro is second only to his clone - it’s hard not like Shiro the best when it feels like he’s the only character who has had any well rounded character development throughout the series.
Relena Darlian/Peacecraft (Gundam Wing)
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Moving away from the clone character trend, but staying with the mech show that’s more melodrama than actual robot fighting - the most hated characters of the early 2000′s that I loved. Much like with Shiro, Relena felt like the only character who had a legitmate arc throughout the series and grew as a person. She starts as a spoiled rich girl, attempts to avenge her adopted father but ultimately decides to take on her biological families ideals, is a political puppet at one point, and then ultimately takes up her adopted father’s role. Did I mention she’s only 15? I’ve always felt bad for the amount of flak she gets, despite all she does throughout the series, because of the “Heeeerro come back and kill me” schtick. Also I was torn between her and Duo but I knew if I said Duo it would be because he was my first husbando.
Vegeta (Dragon Ball)
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I actually hated Vegeta growing up, and it wasn’t until high school that I really came to appreciate his character. I like the villain becoming a good guy thing, and that in Vegeta’s case he really still seemed more like the “grey” guy then good guy - like he wasn’t necessarily bad anymore but he wasn’t really good either. I like that in a weird way he surpasses Goku in being more human the longer the series progresses - he genuinely cares for his family’s well being even if he’s a little tsundere about it. I’ll admit too, while Super maybe horrible in certain aspects, I really do appreciate Vegeta of all people sort of becoming a voice of reason among everything that happens within the series. Like, it’s hard to believe the former antagonist is in that role.
Todoroki Shoto (Boku no Hero Academia)
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This was a real hard pick because I like a lot of character’s from BnHA and I can think of at least 3 more I could say are my favorite all for different reasons. However I think Todoroki would be my number 1 pick. He’s a character who’s gone through a lot and post the sport’s festival fight with Deku, he’s growing. Todoroki could’ve stayed a quiet, anti-social, sticking to his guns kind of rival like so many shonen do but instead elects to grow. Reconnecting with his mother, not squandering his opportunities to use the resources his father has, and willing to crack the occasional joke - it makes Todoroki a breath of fresh air as one of Deku’s growing list of rivals.
Tadano Hitohito (Komi-san wa Komyushou Desu)
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I started reading Komi-san wa Komyushou Desu when it was first getting translations because I thought Komi was so adorable, but as time as gone on Tadano really stole my heart. Tadano is the definite of average - and that’s literal, his whole character is being basically vanilla ice cream in 31 flavors. I never truly understood the concept of moe until this character. He’s just a earnest, hardworking guy who’s willing to help anyone - even people who treat him poorly (which is basically everyone considering his standing with Komi, the class idol). Out of all the smile I want to protect, I want to protect Tadano’s the most.
Tangy (Animal Crossing)
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Cute, orange kitty cat. I don’t know what to say, she’s peppy, talks about being a super star and she’s an ORANGE KITTY CAT. She’s just too much, too freaking cute.
Gill (Harvest Moon Tree of Tranquility/Animal Parade)
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I was torn between Gill and Ellen from OG Harvest Moon, but elected to go with Gill because I’ve married him so many times. Truthfully, the type A pretty boy types aren’t normally my thing but I made an exception for him. I like to think that the MC and Gill start off as a couple of convenience - Gill wanting that sweet farming bux and the MC wanting to have a political in. It’s stupid but that’s how I like to play Harvest Moon, by inventing soup opera drama in my head.
Matsuno Choromatsu (Osomatsu-san)
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Again, I’m not normally into the type A personality but Choromatsu is almost like the pseudo-middle child so I feel for him. Also, I’m a terrible person so I can relate to feeling like your the least piece of shit in a room of crap (i.e. all my coworkers even though I know I’m not even better). Plus I’m otaku trash and I love cute anime girls (opposed to his idol love). In a lot of ways he pales to the other Matsu’s but everyone needs a straight man, and he’s good at it.
Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid)
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She’s cute, she can sing, she can dance, and because she’s different depending on who’s writing the song she’s can be easy to relate too. My bedroom is also decked out with like 10-11 Miku figures so she had to go on here somewhere. My dream is to see her live one of these days.
Thanks to anyone who took the time to read my post on characters I enjoy. Even if I don’t know you, feel free to do it yourself. It’s a real head scratcher.
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