#lefty the crab

[twcfaces]

lefty for your dash.

[g-brison]

Night 12 of Huffington Holiday Gifts, we see A Tree with Anything Neighbor Ornaments, along with Mail Crab & Post Bat, who are also the ones that brought this years' gifts.

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Happy New Year

[spider-artdump]

[drbased]

Saw this post shared that’s from some misogynistic Reddit thread and like, seriously gyns, what’s the fucking point of sharing that? Someone reblogged it saying it’s traumatising to read… so you’re going to share it with other women? Including women who have likely been SAd in some way? Seriously what radblr calls sisterhood is often crabs in a bucket mentality more than anything else. Radblr argues over and over again about what a true radical feminist is so can I perhaps suggest that it’s an inherently anti-feminist action to deliberately share traumatising stuff to other women and girls?? (ESPECIALLY with no warning!! Radblr makes fun of lefties but at least they took trigger warnings seriously, unlike radblr which frequently exposes its members to the most violent rhetoric and images) I was going to put something in the replies and saw this reply:

And then replies got turned off. OP is so committed to traumatising other women in the community that they can’t take even the most basic of criticism.

[alphynix]

Strange Symmetries #20: The 16 Million Year Fiddler Crab Rave

Many decapod crustaceans have slightly asymmetrical pincers, often with one claw being chunkier and specialized for "crushing" while the other is more slender and used for "cutting".

But fiddler crabs take this sort of asymmetry to the extreme as part of their sexual dimorphism – males have one massively oversized claw, which is used for both visual display to potential mates and for physical fights against rivals.

Some of the earliest fiddler crabs are known from the Miocene of what is now northern Brazil. Although the fossils have been given several different taxonomic names since their discovery in the 1970s (including Uca maracoani antiqua, Uca antiqua, and Uca inaciobritoi) they're currently considered to be indistinguishable from the modern Brazilian fiddler crab, Uca maracoani, meaning that these crabs have remained externally unchanged for the last 16 million years.

Up to about 4cm in carapace width (~1.6"), modern Uca maracoani are found in coastal mangrove swamps and tidal mudflats around the northern and eastern coasts of South America – and some of these environments have also undergone little change since the Miocene. Males of the species can develop their enlarged pincer on either side of their bodies, with lefties and righties seeming to occur in equal numbers.

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[askmytadcocs]

Ask my OCs!

Iveri (purple cat)

Chaos (anthro dog with blue and purple face)

Fizzles (doll with pink hair and unicorn horn)

Jumble (mix-and-match toy with green face and Zooble's younger brother)

Friskies (dog with red face)

Cotton (blue and white husky)

Beepie (orange mix-and-match toy cat thing)

Meni (black anthro rabbit and Jax's cousin)

Fluffball (black and white anthro wolf)

Socko (sock puppet)

Aaron (pink and rainbow piranha)

Prazi (black eyeball creature thing)

Doof (pink anthro rabbit and Jax's sister)

Kara (Beepie and Kaufmo's child (orange)

Cadence (also Beepie and Kaufmo's child (white)

Amethyst (ScaredyCatz fanchild)

Maximus (cream anthro wolfdog)

Reginald (blue and brown crab)

Limbo (I don't even know anymore, but he looks like a dog with wings and antennas)

Cloud (she isn't in this drawing, but she is a cloud and Bubble's sister)

Pawnie (she isn't in this drawing either, but she is a pawn chess piece and Kinger's child)

Gloinky (neither is he, but he is a purple star gloink)

Maisy (neither is she, but she is a purple, black, and white bunny wolf hybrid and the child of Fluffball and Jax, haha divorce go BRR-)

Pepper (neither is she, but she's a peppermint dog)

Lefty (neither is he, but he's an Abstradegy fanchild)

Patchwork (neither is she, but she's Ragatha's little sister)

Gouache (neither is he, but he's my own Sillypaint child)

Jitzie (neither is she, but she's a black sock puppet)

Springy (neither is he, but he's an animal in the body of a mix-and-match toy)

Moni (neither is he, but he's a GangleXPomni fanchild)

[runawaysiren940]

Honestly what you sound like is too genuinely left wing for the liberals. Too many, even the ones who call themselves left, drop that with actual gay rights and womens rights concerns. Also sometimes in other areas get way too Pomo too. Meanwhile look into materialist leftist feminism aka marxist feminism but I prefer to not put a dudes name on it and you can see an extremely practical political vision. It’s about describing what’s going on realistically the getting down to brass tacks and helping our neighbors local and global in material ways — think garden/farm co ops and tenants unions and pipeline blockades and mutual aid groups getting together to produce menstrual pads or self defense classes — but sure, in some cases strategically participating in the government as it is to get some room to maneuver.

In an american electoral sense you are absolutely left without much at all and not just on the issue of gender abolition (with gender identity on the liberal-pseudoleft and gender tradition with the center and especially on the right) ….except maybe some leftie crypto radfem winning on a school board somewhere but also at the same time your home is right there, with you, at all times. To be correct in a world as fucked up especially in its governance as this one is kinda demands that. Could get cute and call it being a political hermit crab, looking for fellow survivors.

I kind of think that labels in this sense aren't necessarily useful. We've got the two parties and all other distinctions are blurred together by that system. Realistically, I just want to have community based action and to campaign on specific issues, however best I can.

[imrix]

Unfortunately, there's more to it than that, and for a demonstration of why you can look at what's happening to Dropout right now.

Like, Dropout is a very lefty company, they walk the walk and talk the talk. They supported the writer's strike to the hilt, they're still masking on set, they're supporting Palestine and its people... And, recently, they had a guest who had talked a few times about the oct 7 attack, and talked (years ago) about his great grandfather's involvement in Israeli colonialism. Had he changed his mind since? Was it a lapse of judgement on Dropout's part? Don't know, don't care, not the point.

The point is rather than doing the quiet thing and just not watch the episode, maybe drop their subscription, fans kicked up a fuss and it turned into a whole social media Thing. We've all seen them. Right-wingers throw tantrums about companies 'going woke', left-wingers condemn fascist dogwhistles and suchlike, sometimes validly, sometimes out of crab bucket thinking, etc etc. Happens all the time.

Thing is, most companies either ignore these storms-in-a-teacup unless they get bad enough to make headlines, because they're cynical profit engines that care about their bottom line rather than their audience, and feeding the fire often just makes it worse. But Dropout is good people, they give a shit, so they responded by reaffirming their support for Palestine.

This mostly didn't mollify the purity brigade because see above re: feeding the fire just makes it worse, but also saying out loud that they don't support Zionists caught the attention of actual Zionists, and brought a whole new shitstorm down on Dropout, complete with physical and legal threats.

Dropout are good people, they give a shit, and because they give a shit they want to listen and respond to critique, but doing that means opening themselves up to the backblast of doing so and getting embroiled in fights with vicious heavyweights, and that's simply not sustainable.

People that keep doing that either go broke, or get cynical and hardened and stop caring about their audience more than their profit margin. Which means they stop vocally supporting controversial causes, and we lose another progressive voice.

It starts with the eternal left-wing circular firing squad/crab bucket mentality, but as things stand if you want a left-wing Andrew Tate, the problem is they have to be someone with the personality to just not give a shit about callouts, who can just brazen through controversy without getting bogged down by self-reflecting or trying to make amends or like... being a good person.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[chelleztjs18]

Hello you mrs. honey nut cheerios lefty eyebag 😌

I hope you are doing better today. How was your day? Did you do anything fun?

I'm doing okay. Having a little headache though but maybe because I'm hungry. I'm thinking pasta for dinner but I don't wanna cook lol

Ah I see. I don't know if I can handle an 18 hour fast everyday. I think if I wasn't just sitting by my desk I could, because when I get bored, I think of food and snack hahaha it's gonna be bad since I didn't buy myself snacks at all.

Oh yeah, I am not too excited about the whole weather change. I hope I pack the right clothes.

Yesss, I was in awe when I saw the big display of a part of Kansas, and it had a race track, a baseball stadium..it even had hot air balloons. Then the giftshop had a lot of lego sets that isn't in regular stores, and it took me awhile to decide what to get as a souvenir lol

Dang, 500 to 600 a month?? I'd do that if I lived in CA or FL. Just going there every weekend, rain or shine. Epcot is also theme park in FL. I think it's another Disney one.

Six flags is a fun place too. Have you taken Emily to any of the theme parks yet or is she still too young for those?

I know I definitely want to visit this one restaurant that serves crabs and shrimps, and has this really good shrimp paste thing to put on the rice 🤤🤤 I have been craving that so much. There's also this one food that my grandma makes and it has chicken and mushroom, I'm not sure what the name is but she always makes it on special occasions. So I am hoping my aunt knows how to cook it because my grandma can't cook anymore.

Nahhh I won't miss you, I'll be relieved to be away from your weirdness. Hahaha just kidding! I hope I can get online, not sure because I know I have to get my phone plan to have international plan when I get there.

I think that's in every Asian culture, the eat noodles during birthdays for long life. Do you have a cake that you wish to have this year? Or do you just get the same cake every year?

Hm, what would you do differently in life if you knew nobody would judge you?

-CuriousGeorge

Hello hello undecisive curious corn-punn! 😅

I just got the chance to finally sit down n relax. I hv been moving on n on n on all day..

You wont believe me if i told u how my day or what did i do today, because my answer is the same.. chores,cleaning, laundry, be a mom to cutest little booger 😅🤣😬 so, it was same shit different day 🤣

Hows ur headache? I hope u feel better. Did u end up making pasta for dinner?

Yeah it's hard but i think ur body will get used to it. I dont snack much anyway. Im thinking to try the 20 hours fasting.

Oh yeah, i feel u about the clothing while u r there.. because it's different. It's too hot n all u want is wearing anything that's comfy.

U like Kansas? Seems like Kansas have ur heart.��

Ah i see.. im gonna google about epcot then..😁

N yeees i hv taken em to theme parks.. disneyland, sixflags and frontier city (it's owned by sixflag). N she tried roller coaster too..she loves it n i was a proud mama.lol. i was worried she would be too scared because i want her to love roller coaster so oneday i can do it with her the extreem ones.hahaha.

Ouuuh the food sounds really goood! I live tue bbq pork skewer from philipine restaurants n their crispy pork..my favorite is the panfried thin noodle.

Hahaha im sure u'll miss me n my weirdness a lot while u r there 🤣🤣🤣 u will probably miss calling me with the long nicknames u created.lol 🤣

Well, if u want, u cab let me know when u r going n when u come back so if i ddint hear from u,i wong get worried n know that it's because u didnt get any phone data or connection or somehthing. 😁

Hmm i dont know, i just love a good rich chocolate cake. N i always have at least 1 drink on my birthday just for the fun of it.haha.

So philipinos also eat noodle on their birthday?

Hmm i dont know. If people dont judge maybe i will be open about my sexuality n kinks. Lol. N i will be more blunt n straightforward if i dont like someone. N learn anything i want. U?

Next question.

Cheerio!

[twcfaces]

🐶 - Did you have any pets growing up? What about now?

"Lefty's my pet crab. He's also about the hundredth Lefty--- fiddler crabs have short life spans. He's not an emotional support animal or anything, so he mostly just livens up the nice part of the room."

[memento-mariii]

My useless superpower is that I have a simultaneously superb sense of direction(the cardinal points), and an abysmal sense of direction(left and right).

[goldemas1244]

Heyyyy I have a question :3

Do you have any headcanon/s for these character : Scraptrap, Scrap Baby, Lady Dimistrecu, the three daughter of Lady D, Heisenberg and/or Molten Freddy ? :3

You don't have to do all the proposition, you can choose what character you want to do :3

Have a good day/evening and stay safe ! :3

*Cracks knuckles* \(^v^)/

You already know I'm doing all of them! Thank you for the ask! Headcanons under the cut!

FNaF6

Scraptrap

He loves rice and would do anything to get his paws on it. Fortunately, the pizzeria is quite close to a Chinese restaurant so rice is easy to get.

He orders a rice-based menu at least three times a week, so the owners aren't at all that surprised to see a tuxedo-clad zombie-rabbit come in and ask for their signature fried rice with buttered lobster on the side.

Since he like to dine-in there, he usually asks Michael to give him a bath in exchange for pizzeria improvements. Michael usually shrugs and gives him a well-deserved bubble bath and his tuxedo.

He likes it when Michael gives him head pats and rubs. It makes him feel loved and appreciated.

He has a pet pigeon named Fernando Buschmann. It's German and likes to listen to the violin.

He likes ASMR and memes. ASMR makes him go feral with murderous intent while memes make him question the modern generation.

He has social media accounts, all named "Willton-Moldover". He usually posts cosplays and furry art on them and has 93 followers on his Reddit profile, 1.5 million followers on his Instagram, 550 followers on his Tumblr, 35 on his Snapchat, and 3.95 million on his TikTok.

He also has a YouTube channel with 10.784 million subscribers called "Willton-Gameover". He plays videogames one-handed and roasts popular YouTubers and famous people. He would never roast Keanu Reeves though, because Keanu Reeves is precious bean.

Due to his popularity he gets a lot of hate mail and private pics. He doesn't like them at all so he blackmails the people who post them. And if the media and police are involved? Well, he has a strong fanbase that's not going down as well as a good alibi so that works out well for him.

Yes, his fanbase also knows of the Fazbear Murders, and he admits to it but frankly, he's shown them the approving ghost kids (who've bonded and gamed with him) so that's no big deal. Only Cassidy hates him, but it's usually constipated anger.

He's bisexual and has an ENORMOUS crush on one of his favourite game characters, Karl Heisenberg. Something about that man reminds him of himself and Henry, although he's not sure what. Still, don't let that distract you from the fact that he owns a nude Karl Heisenberg body pillow, CAPCOM official.

Scrap Baby

Her favourite Monster High doll is Draculaura. She doesn't understand how pink goes well with black but oh boy, pink goes so well with black.

She knows how to skateboard like a pro. Despite her weight, her trusty skateboard still stands and, if she falls, she's always got her skates to spare. She likes to impress the boys at the skatepark with her ability to perform even the most difficult of moves with ease.

She's subscribed to fifteen different tabloid subscriptions. She likes to read them and criticize the stupidity of the human race, like her father. Hey, it's hereditary.

The lights in her boobies glow in the dark. They also glow whenever she gets tired.

She likes reading furniture and gardening catalogues. She's judgy of the prices though and usually becomes a full-on critic with Lefty listening.

She owns a crab named Mr. Tootie. No I will not elaborate on the name. I'll only tell you that it's taken a liking to kazoos and party favours.

She's listed as the No. 1 Best Fan of her father's social media accounts. Michael's in nineteenth place but don't worry, he's as emotionless as a mushroom.

She likes to make origami lotuses. She's such a pro at it that she's even got a mini-stall at the pizzeria: 1 lotus for 50 cents. It's a lucrative business, and it's still growing. Oh, and she switches to other origami works of art every week such as origami guns and origami nine-tailed foxes.

She's the Restaurant Rescue manager. Usually she saves kids from trouble. For this reason, yes, she's commonly seen in the pizzeria itself. Kids love her though the claw worries the more irksome parents.

She's a professional Karen dealer. Karen comes to see the manager? She's hypnotically talented in weaving her words through the toughest of craniums so don't be surprised if a Karen walks out with a new viewpoint of life.

She performs on stage on the occasion, which usually gets her a lot of fan love. She cherishes everything good they give but ignores the problematic everythings. Problematic stuff? Oh, she's good friends with the police chief.

Molten Freddy

He loves noodles. Give him a bowl of ramen and he'll shut up for the entire night. Enter him in a noodle-eating competition and his high metabolism rate means absolutely non-stop spaghetti.

He misses Bon-Bon very much. To the point where he's even tried to make a scrap version of him. Sadly, it doesn't work. He cried that day.

He dies inside whenever he finds out there's a spaghetti shortage in Utah. Poor Molten.

He's a bit wonky, but if he tries to play with you or get into your personal space, don't get mad at him! He's just lonely and wants someone to talk to and play with.

He likes to play Exploding Kittens. It's the only card game he's good at. It's also the only card game he owns.

He sees Helpy as a little brother and boops his nose on a daily basis. He also likes to reenact The Lion King with him (It's the ciiiiiircle of liiiiiife~). Hopefully Helpy doesn't mind.

He knows a lot of jokes in a lot of languages. So German-speaking Molten Freddy wouldn't be too far away from expectation. His favourite jokes are in French though; the wordplay is just immaculate.

He's good in French, English, German, Russian, and Malay. He's currently learning Japanese because he's a mega weeb.

His favourite cartoon is Charlie and Lola. He just likes to see the sibling shenanigans as it somehow reminds him of the good old days.

His favourite shows would be prankster shows. He especially loves the ones that give him new and creative ideas. He doesn't like the scary ones though. They make him feel unsafe and give him anxiety.

Surprisingly, he has a distinct taste for opera. He can modulate the remnants of his voice box to perfectly sing I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General. This both pisses off and impresses Henry to an extent.

Resident Evil 8

Lady Dimitrescu

She might act like the opposite but she really loves Heisenberg as her little brother. His determination, strength, speed, dexterity, and workaholic nature impresses her, who can't even fit through a doorway. She sometimes wishes she's as short as him too.

She's an avid collector of glass, porcelain, and anything fragile. It's a good reason to always be careful where you tread in her lair. She'll make you swallow every last shard if you don't.

She's an avid romance fanatic and is very loving towards the romance novels she owns. All those books you see in the in-game library? They're her collection of lesbian romances that she's collected over the past decades.

She doesn't like hats and prefers to stick to the one she wears in-game. She DOES have a collection of hats though. Last anyone counted, there were over fifty, one or two for each decade she's lived through.

She files her nails on a constant basis and owns an ornately decorated nail-clipper. Hygeine is of the utmost importance. She doesn't want to be compared to that filthy Heisenberg.

Despite her size and carefulness she keeps losing her stuff. Over the course of a week she could misplace three wine glasses, two reading glasses, and fifteen bottles of wine.

She's an expert at dodgeball and golf and even owns a lifetime access to the most prolific Country Club in Romania. With permission from Mother Miranda she goes there every year for the yearly party. It's one of the times she gets to see modernity (and Ed Sheeran) at its finest.

She loves bands from the 1920s and 1940s. However, she gets bored of them occasionally and switches them to something more modern, like Ed Sheeran. Seriously though, what is up with mums and Ed?

She's into executions and torture methods. So it's no surprise that she's a HUGE fan of Horrible Histories; even if she can't watch the show, she'll binge-read the books over and over again. She's even had the chance to encounter (and receive an autograph from) Terry Deary. They have sworn a bond not to tell anybody about this.

She loves exotic animals like anacondas and jaguars. She may or may not have owned a 10ft long Saltwater Crocodile (which was also about 5ft wide).

She's an incredible physicist and mathematician. She's also created many original formulae but unsurprisingly, she doesn't tell anyone about them, for fear that either more people may know of her, or that she may be wrong.

Dimitrescu Babes

They can devour an entire human being in mere seconds as flies. It's sort of like the scarab beetles in The Mummy movies. However, unlike the beetles, they are able to strip the bones as well. They leave nothing behind.

They all know how to play the piano with varying levels of success. Daniela can already play professionally while Bela is still stuck on Grade 5.

They love to listen to their mother when she tells them stories. Gotta hand it to 'em, when you're a fly, you know how to enjoy life in its most simple of moments.

They all love being around the hunky Soldats of Uncle Karl. Fortunately, they don't know of the rebellious plan to conquer Miranda.

Bela is bisexual, Cassandra is asexual and pansexual, and Daniela is demisexual.

It gets hard when you're a fly during the summer. If it's not the lizards, spiders, and other predators, it's the heat. Because of this, despite the material waste, they have invented the world's first blood-powered air conditioner.

The three girls have never ever ever touched a stove or oven in their life. They HAVE touched the hot end of an iron though. A good reason to not touch a bloody oven. Alcina has though, but doesn't tell them that.

They love puppies! Uncle Karl brought them a baby labrador. For the rest of the week Alcina had lost quite a bit of favour from them. Not that they minded of course. IT'S A PUPPY.

They don't like snow one bit. Not just because it's cold, but because it's too white. Too bright. Too shiny. They just can't focus on their prey!

They like to go over to Auntie Donna to play with Angie. Well, you know what they say, crazies attract the crazies, and the crazy has attracted the crazies.

They also like to go to Uncle Moreau's because he's the only one in the village with a PS4. Usually they'd spend about three-quarters of a day playing his games and eating his cheese.

Karl Heisenberg

He owns a dark blue armchair named Junkyard. Despite the name, he loves it dearly because it was a gift from Alcina for his twenty-first birthday. It became part of his final transformation too. Right under the hat.

He's a little blind in the right eye, much to his annoyance. It was a minor accident with Sturm; another reason for him to hate the uncontrollable wretch. He'll never live that day down.

Somehow, he sees better in the dark, which is why he wears such tinted glasses. He also wears them to hide his expressions, since, more often than not, he tends to end up wearing his heart on his sleeve, and his emotions in his eyes.

He's under a lot of pressure so it's no surprise that he breaks down in his factory when he knows he's alone. And by break down I mean crumple into an exhausted heap on the floor. Not even his Soldat Jet squad can wake him up until he's had a reasonable eight hours of rest.

He bathes once a day, every evening, but only three times a week. Perfume, tobacco, and cologne keep care of the rest.

He's the only Lord with a daily contact with the outside world due to his electrical abilities. Don't tell Miranda, but he can electrically CONNECT TO GOOGLE AND THE ENTIRE INTERNET IN GENERAL. He likes to play funny YouTube cat videos in his head when Miranda's having a boring meeting. It's also how he finds out that Chris is a boulder-punching asshole.

He does stimming! He likes to tap his fingers on his desk and the metal rails in his factory. He also buys stim toys from the Duke and keeps them in a well-kept box. His favourite is a non-ripping squishable toy duck. He also sings to chill out.

He's absolutely in the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise, and may have once believed in the pizzeria's existence. Come on, he's a mutated Overlord with magical magnet powers. Children souls stuck inside animatronics isn't too far-fetched of an idea. His favourite characters are the Funtimes and the Scraps, mainly because of the blueprint complexity. He HAS tried to replicate the animatronics in his spare time, but he's usually too busy with his Soldats so the project gets scrapped. He loves The Living Tombstone's songs and remixes though.

He doesn't like William Afton at all (though he marvels at his survivability). William's nature and habits remind him of Mother Miranda. He DOES however enjoy Michael Afton and often thinks how it would be absolutely amazing to have that resilient being in his Soldat army.

He's scared of what lurks below the watery depths and fire. Ironic because his brother is a literal fish and he works in one of the most hazardous fire-conducting environments. He's also scared of heights, though he doesn't get airsick.

He once died due to a killing electric shock whilst working on Sturm. It's the only time he's felt that sort of pulsing agony and also the first time he's had the confirmation that yes, Hell is real and yes, he'll end up in quite a dark pit in it. Or it could've been an electric dream, who knows? Anyways his soul apparently ran towards the opposite direction of the flames and he woke up alive after the passing of FIVE ENTIRE WEEKS. Oh boy did Alcina get worried when she couldn't find him.

Thank you for the ask! I hope you enjoy!

[mysteriousdoll]

why twocrow makes sense, an 'essay' by me

literally one person asked for this (that being the wonderful @void-ghost ) and i aim to please.

gonna add a read more because this will be long

Firstly, speaking in general: Both characters have pasts riddled with abuse and similar trauma (to a degree, of course). So, I'd find it reasonable to believe they'd be able to confide in one another beyond it just being a patient-doctor relationship. Harvey's genuine kindness would be foreign to Jon, but something he'd be open to, and Jon's patient and understanding nature will offer Harvey someone he knows he can confide in.

But, yknow, relationships aren't all just deep confiding in one another and all that jazz.... I mean, both characters are canonically shown to be very intelligent (you don't get to being the youngest D.A. without being a least a little smart), and I don't think it's too crazy to imagine they'd bond over things such as books, an evening inside just with one another, the spoiling of pets, etc.

Might I also mention Jon acting as a good comrade for Two Face/BBH? @jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear recently made a post highlighting just how great of a strategic combo they could make, and with that--I imagine someone as impatient as BBH would have to get along with someone he's going to be working with often. Call it wishful thinking, but I also think BBH would bring out the fun in Jon, knowing he never really got to experience fun as a child. Whether it be breaking things purely for destruction's sake, or just playing video games because "Oh my god, Jon, what do you mean 'what's Sonic'? Forget the toxin, we're playing every Sonic game."

Now for the boring part--things specifically from my au that I kinda just wanna mention for the hell of it

Harvey's really into mystery novels, while Jon loves adventure novels (like Indiana Jones, to be specific). So . . . their first date was at a bookstore where they spent a large some of weapons trade profit on books. When neither can find something to read (although its rare for Jon), they'll trade whatever they last read with one another.

Jon actually once wrote his own book! It was a long horror novel that got published thanks to a contest--since he was young at the time he used an alias, but Harvey found out about this and proceeded to ask hundreds of questions about it, eventually convincing Jon to give him the title so he could read it.

Dear lord, these two have so many pets. Harvey (and BBH) has a cat, a crab, two huge dogs, and a rabbit (although it's technically his daughter's). Jon . . . has a tarantula, two cats (one of whom is a rescue show cat), three huge dogs, a horse, and a murder of crows. All of these pets have names--obviously--including each and every crow. While Harvey has pretty normal names (aside from Lefty the crab), Jon's pet names are . . . interesting. For example: most if not all his crows are named after whatever they first come home with.

Both have a lot of scars, and while Harvey's come to be less ashamed of his, Jon's got a few (the ones on his chest and arm from,,dying) that he doesn't care for looking at. As such, Harvey kisses those scars any chance he gets. Coincidentally, Jon tends to keep a hug around Harvey's arm, so he's usually right by his side, that side always being the burnt one.

Jon can't handle kisses at all--he gets flustered very easily. Harv(ey) happily takes advantage of this because it's important Jon gets the affection he's missed out on for years.

Okay this last one is wayyy more AU specific, but I'm on a roll anyways: Jon helped a lot when it came to Harvey getting Lucille. Having been one of her doctors and the go-to child psychologist, he was able to make a pretty solid argument as to why Harvey'd make a good father for her--and how she could benefit him. Harvey's referred to this helping as Jon being sweet, but Jon has denied that he, the infamous and feared-by-all Scarecrow, could never be sweet, and to even suggest he's sweet.

[puppypawprince]

BEANIE COLLECTION

shelf one

clubby the bear (in blue)

sizzle the bear

princess the bear

peace the bear

valentina the bear

fortune the panda

speckles the bear

halo the bear

secret the bear

2000 holiday teddy

smooch the bear

smitten the bear

glory the bear

1999 signature bear

2005 signature bear

groovy the bear

fuzz the bear

curly the bear

another groovy the bear

another curly the bear

decade the bear

the end

erin the bear

huggy the bear h.c

kiss kiss the bear

mistletoe the bear

M.C. beanie (mastercard exclusive)

shelf two

wrinkles the dog*

another fortune the panda

humphrey the camel McDonald's teenie beanie (from the legends collection, still in package)

lefty the donkey McDonald's teenie beanie (from american trio collection, still in package)

righty the elephant McDonald's teenie beanie (from the american trio collection, still in package)

almond the bear (in collectors box)

stripes the tiger (in collectors box)

maple the bear

slowpoke the sloth

seaweed the otter

valentino the bear

another valentina the bear

another groovy the bear

USA the bear

inch the worm

echo the dolphin

kissme the bear

cheeks the monkey*

dimples the bear

inch the worm

daisy the cow

goochy the jellyfish

snort the bull

butch the dog*

freckles the leopard

hippity the rabbit

cubbie the bear*

spinner the spider

manny the manatee

whisper the deer

stinger the scorpion

peanut the elephant (light blue)

champion the bear (USA, fifa cup)

shelf three

gigi the poodle

spike the rhino

neon the seahorse

another neon the seahorse

kuku the bird*

2001 holiday bear

platinum official beanie baby club membership kit (unopened)

beak the bird

tuffy the dog*

goldie the fish teenie beanie

eggbert the chick

prickles the hedgehog

mystic the unicorn

slippery the seal

ants the anteater

tiptoe the rat

ants the anteater teenie beanie

schnitzel the dog*

whiskers the dog*

roam the buffalo

claude the crab teenie beanie

lucky the ladybug

BONUS: mr. the bear, separate from the others on the very top

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*may be a specific animal that I forgot

NOTES: some of the collection may be missing from the list

some of these beanie babies have swing tags while some don't

some of the present swing tags have special clear protectors of various quality on them

[multiversal-pudding]

Some headcanons about anyone from AHIT? Especially Hat Kid and Bow and anyone from the Subcon forest? Maybe even some early Snatcher or Prince and Vanessa headcanons? Pretty please with whipped cream and sprinkles and whatever else makes multiuniverse pudding taste tasty?

BY THE MIGHT OF THE PUDDING

Hat kid

Hat has always had a deep interest in technology and engineering

Hat Kid has ADHD

Hat sometimes makes “Nyoom” noises when steering the ship

Bow kid

Out of the two, Bow is actually the more arty kid

Bow likes making scarves, sweaters, and the like where Hat usually just sticks to hats (although Hat has mastered the tophat in a way Bow can never seem to manage)

GLITTER. EVERYWHERE

Hat and Bow have a sisterly relationship

[bonus] Mustache girl

Her favorite animal is the mighty crab (BUILT LIKE A TANK)

She’s significantly dorkier than what’s shown in game- years of trauma and loneliness have caused her to put up an angry, violent front

Master pickpocket

Snatcher

Has a hard time keeping a physical form- part of why he never sleeps is because when they do they lose focus and dissipate into a cloud of darkness, which is generally unpleasant

Likes having a tail- it’s like a third arm, much more useful than legs when you can fly

Taught himself to be ambidextrous, but still favors left hand

Can write with their tail, albeit sloppily

The Prince

Lefty

A bit mischevious in a lawful “the rules said” kind of way

Constantly smiles, even when he’s sad. Especially when he’s sad

Used to have long hair before the dye incident- it didn’t have time to grow back all the way before...

Queen Vanessa

The manor is a part of the entity we consider the current Vanessa. She’s able to control and warp the place at will. Be glad she wasn’t more clear of mind when you came through, because otherwise you probably wouldn’t have made it out.

The only thing keeping her in her manor is the belief someday her prince will return there. If she found out Snatcher was her prince... well, he has a pretty good reason not to let people find out

Snatcher and Vanessa

Nobody (including Vanessa and Snatcher) know it, but Vanessa can’t truly be killed as long as the Prince’s spirit still exists. Likewise, Snatcher can’t be truly killed while there are still villagers to protect, spirit or not. That said, both can be temporarily dispersed for months if not years, and doing so will come with a severe drop in power (plus it’s a pretty unpleasant and traumatizing experience). Since Snatcher isn’t exactly going to let himself be killed and Vanessa is... y’know, this is probably going to stay unknown for a long time.

Ghosts of Vanessa and Snatcher’s calibre could be permanently exorcized, but trying it would pretty much be a death sentence except under some pretty weird circumstances

[femmesupportgroup]

I know that y'all cant eat certain foods due to religious beliefs, can you tell me what foods and why/the history behind it? Im curious and i dont want to try to search it and it be wrong or from insidious sources and i wouldn't know. -lefty

yah sure! the short answer to why we don't eat certain things is cause of kosher laws! but it's no fun to stop there, so I'm gonna break down the kosher laws here! feel free to skip around to the bits in blue if u want a tl;dr version of each thing!

meat: so it says in the torah that we can eat animals that "have cloven (split) hooves" and that "chew the cud". note that's an and, not an or! so for example, a pig has cloven hooves, but it doesn't chew the cud, so it's not kosher! examples of kosher meat: cow, veal, lamb, sheep, bull, goat.

poultry/poultry products: some birds (and their eggs, etc.) are explicitly forbidden from being eaten, here's the Forbidden Fowl (from leviticus):

but the good news is, we've still got some birds that are kosher! some kosher poultry: goose, duck, chicken, and turkey.

dairy products: so for a dairy product to be kosher, it has to be both from a kosher animal and have no treif (non-kosher) additives. they also can't have any meat products as additives (like animal fats in some cheeses).

how about combining milk with meat in other ways? well, not to be dramatic, but it's safe to say that any combination of meat and milk is not kosher (from exodus):

what about eggs? as long as the egg comes from a kosher bird and it doesn't contain blood, go right ahead!

fish: only fish with fins and scales are considered kosher. sorry guys, that means shrimp and crab are out of the question if ur observing!

fruits/veggies: pretty much everything that grows in the soil or on trees is kosher, so long as it's not got insects in it!

wine: like with growing fruits/veggies and preparing meat, there's a process involved. wine is kosher so long as it's made in the kosher way!

exceptions to the rules: sometimes things that are normally kosher aren't allowed, usually during certain holidays! for instance, we're not allowed to eat leavened bread products during pesach!

that's pretty much it! note that this was kind of simplified to make it easier to parse, but I can go into more detail on specific stuff if u'd like as well!