#lee!darkiplier

[every-character-ever-poll]

WEEK SEVEN LINEUP

Soooo. I've been gone a while. What was supposed to be Week Six became more like "Two Months" Six. My bad. I can't promise that random breaks won't happen, but I'll do my level best to not let them become longer than a week if they do (knock on wood - the last time I said "I'll try not to take anymore random breaks" i dipped for a month).

Anyways, here's a very delayed Week Seven! Thank you to everyone who stuck around while I vanished.

Darkiplier - Markiplier

The Puzzler - Generation Loss

The Extinguisher - Jerma's 2022 Holiday Awards Show Extravaganza

The Giant Rat - Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure

Candace Flynn - Phineas and Ferb

Venus aka Kanamori - Heaven's Design Team

Han Ying - Word of Honor

Michealangelo - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

Carrie White - Carrie (all media)

Steve the Trooper - Chuggaconroy’s Pikmin videos

The Thunderhead - Arc of a Scythe

Haruki Nakayama - Given

A - Tomorrow Will Be Dying

Doris Frances Barbara - Blood & Syrup: A Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

Juliet Capulet - & Juliet

May - & Juliet

Castiel Supernatural - Supernatural

Derek Hale - Teen Wolf

Lúthien Tinúviel - The Silmarillion

Potamos - Wedding Peach

Jiang Cheng - The Untamed

Poe Dameron - Star Wars

Asterion - Baldur's Gate 3

Dalian - Dantalian no Shoka

Shulk - Xenoblade Chronicles

Solid Snake - Metal Gear Solid

Zanza - Xenoblade Chronicles

Kuu - Haibane Renmei

Cole MacGrath - Infamous

Captain Olimar - Pikmin

Raku-chan - Nyan Neko Sugar Girls

Annie Wintersummer - Unprepared Casters

Yona - Akatsuki no Yona

Shane Schofield (Scarecrow) - Scarecrow and Jack West Junior

The Medic - Team Fortress 2

Sailor Jupiter - Sailor Moon

Orbulon - WarioWare

Mike - WarioWare

Cure Honey - Happiness Charge Precure

Crazy Barks - Drawn to Life

Ninjini - Skylanders

Cure La Mer - Tropical Rouge Precure

End (Endymion) - Beyond the End

Kansuke Yamato - Detective Conan

Mr. Crow, AKA Aldous Vanderboom - Rusty Lake/Cube Escape

Vega - Street Fighter

Izumi Miyamura - Horimiya

Aldark - Drawn to Life

M. Bison - Street Fighter

Aoi Inuyama - Yuru Camp

Klara - Pokemon

Virginia Lewis - The 10th Kingdom

Muriel - Good Omens

Nene Kusanagi - Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage/Project Sekai

Michiko Malandro - Michiko to Hatchin

Suzuki Shinya - 10 Dance

Miles Maitland - Bright Young Things

Diavolo - Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Burly, Blabberwort, and Bluebell - The 10th Kingdom

Natsume Takashi - Natsume's Book of Friends

Faust - Guilty Gear

Sugiki Shinya - 10 Dance

Cure Finale - Delicious Party Precure

Igarashi Vice - Kamen Rider Revice

Mitsumi Iwakura - Skip and Loafer

The Corinthian - The Sandman

Shizuku Hinomori - Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage/Project Sekai

Mickey Muldoon - The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns

Natsuki Shinomiya - Uta no Prince Sama

Sasha Braus - Attack on Titan

Virtue Courtenlock - Krillverse

Goop Lyn - veryextraincorrectfegbaquotes.tumblr.com

Jean-Francois - Bunny Maloney

Tome Kurata - Mob Psycho 100

Seras Victoria - Hellsing

Pang Pawaret - The gifted

Viren - The Dragon Prince

Brawne Lamia - Hyperion

Dai Lee - Let Dai

Haruka Kiritani - Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage/Project Sekai

Minori Hanasato - Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage/Project Sekai

Cube - Gather Ye Power

C-53 - Mission to Zyxx

Cynte - Endoparasitic

Ged/Sparrowhawk - Earthsea

Sniff - The Moomins

Soren Baltimore - Camp Here & There

Mellow - Endacopia

Eunhyung Song - Let Dai

Rufus - Deponia

Sheik - The Legend of Zelda

Lee Ping - Detentionaire

Kasane Fuchi - Kasane

Shigure Sohma - Fruits Basket

Aymeric de Borel - Final Fantasy XIV

Meta Knight - Kirby

Luka Couffaine - Miraculous Ladybug

Satō - Ajin: Demi-Human

Mudkip - Pokemon

Death of the Endless - The Sandman

[littleoddwriter]

Rules, Guidelines, etc.:

[Used to be: ronaldrx]

I'm a hobby writer and mostly write (x Reader) FanFictions and Headcanons. But I am also working on my original story whenever I can, so that I’ll hopefully publish it as an actual book someday. My Ao3.

Here’s a link to my Ko-Fi, in case you want to support me financially. It would mean a lot to me! (Obviously no obligation whatsoever! You never have to pay for anything on my blog, it’s merely an option for donations.)

Also, here are my sideblogs if you’re interested:

Dead Poets Society

Horror

Raúl Esparza

The Simpsons

Only ask for the characters I’ve got listed, please. I’ve written down all of the ones I actually write for, and the list is being updated regularly, as I often find new (actors, whose) characters I write for! (And yes, I always write for every character, so don’t ever worry if you wanna ask for one I haven’t written for in a long time, or ever, it’s fine!) Please always be patient with me. If I haven’t outright declined your request, it’s definitely in the works; even if it has been weeks or months since you’ve sent it in! And only send your requests via ASKs. No DMs or comments, please.

If you have a request, send an Ask to my inbox.

NO sexual NSFW requests, please (more details further down).

Requests = CLOSED (Max. Limit: 10)

Current number of requests: 10

Last updated: October 29, 2023

Masterlists are linked with fandoms/actors/characters below. I WRITE FOR:

ALFRED MOLINA characters:

Doctor Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus

DAVID DASTMALCHIAN characters:

Abner Krill/Polka-Dot Man

Bob Taylor

Denham

James Lewis

Johnson

Kurt Goreshter

Lonny Crane

Murdoc

Philippe/Abra Kadabra

Simon Lynch

Thomas Schiff

ETHAN HAWKE characters:

Arthur Harrow

Ellison Oswalt

Goodnight Robicheaux

James Sandin

EWAN MCGREGOR characters:

Alex Law

Catcher Block

Christopher Robin

Curt Wild

Dan Torrance

John Bishop

Mark Renton

Obi-Wan Kenobi 

Roman Sionis/Black Mask* (Birds of Prey - Masc!Reader only) [Any other version of Roman Sionis/Black Mask can be with a Gender Neutral/Female!Reader.]

HUGH DANCY characters:

Adam Raki

Cal Roberts

Luke Brandon

Executive ADA Nolan Price

Will Graham

KARL URBAN characters:

Billy Butcher

Black Hat

John Kennex

Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Markiplier EGOS:

Darkiplier

Illinois

Wilford Warfstache

Yancy

PAUL DANO characters:

Alex Jones/Barry Milland [Platonic only!]

Dwayne Hoover [Platonic only!]

Edward Nashton/The Riddler

Eli Sunday

Jay (Okja)

Joby Taylor

Klitz

PEDRO PASCAL characters:

Agent Whiskey

Dave York

Dio Morrissey

Eddie

Ezra

Francisco “Catfish” Morales

Marcus Moreno

Marcus Pike

Max Phillips

Maxwell Lord

Oberyn Martell

Ricky Hauk

RAÚL ESPARZA characters:

Bobby

Dr. Frederick Chilton*

Jackson Neill

Jonas Nightingale

Rafael Barba

Characters from 9-1-1 (Lone Star):

Carlos Reyes*

Eddie Diaz

Evan “Buck” Buckley

Howard “Chimney” Han

Josh Russo*

Mateo Chavez

Paul Strickland

Bobby Nash

Tim Rosewater

TK Strand*

Characters from Law and Order(: Special Victims Unit):

Detective/ADA Dominick “Sonny” Carisi, Jr.

Sergeant Mike Dodds

Detective Nick Amaro

Executive ADA Nolan Price

ADA Peter Stone

ADA Rafael Barba

Deputy Chief William Dodds

Little Miss Sunshine:

Dwayne Hoover [Platonic only!]

Frank*

Our Flag Means Death:

Edward Teach/Blackbeard*

Frenchie

Izzy Hands

Stede Bonnet*

Prisoners (2013):

Alex Jones/Barry Milland [Platonic only!]

Bob Taylor

Detective David Loki

Renfield (2023):

Count Dracula

Robert Montague Renfield

Tedward “Teddy” Lobo

SLASHERS/Horror Film Characters:

Asa Emory/The Collector

Ash J. Williams [I will usually default to Ash from the TV show, unless requested otherwise!]

Billy Lenz (1974)

Billy Loomis

Bo Sinclair

Brahms Heelshire

Bubba Sawyer/Leatherface (TCM 1974 and TCM 2)

Charles Lee Ray/Chucky

Chop Top Sawyer

Corey Cunningham

Dewey Riley

Drayton Sawyer

Herbert West*

Jesse Cromeans/Chromeskull

Lawrence Gordon

Lester Sinclair

Luigi Largo

Mark Hoffman  

Nubbins Sawyer

Pavi Largo

Stu Macher  

Vincent Sinclair

William Easton

Star Wars:

Anakin Skywalker

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Qui-Gon Jinn

The Girl Next Door:

Klitz

Eli

Characters from The Simpsons:

Cecil Terwilliger*

Fat Tony

Frankie the Squealer

Grady*

Jack Lassen

Johnny Tightlips

Julio*

Legs

Louie

Moe Szyslak

Ned Flanders

Otto Mann

Seymour Skinner

Sideshow Bob

Sideshow Mel

Snake Jailbird

Timothy Lovejoy

Waylon Smithers*

What We Do in the Shadows:

Anton (Movie)

Deacon

Guillermo de la Cruz*

Laszlo Cravensworth

Nandor the Relentless

Viago

Vladislav

* Please note that an asterisk (*) means that these characters are Male/Masc/GenderNeutral!Reader only (including non-binary, of course). Platonic relationships with Female!Reader are possible, but no romantic ones.

If it’s a character that is open to all Readers, and you do not specify in your request what you want, I’ll usually opt for a Gender Neutral Reader by default.

SHIPS, such as:

BlackBonnet (OFMD)

SteddyHands (OFMD)

Black Pete x Lucius Spriggs (OFMD)

Buck x Josh Russo (9-1-1)

Dracfield (Renfield 2023)

Buddie (9-1-1)

Eli x Klitz (The Girl Next Door)

Nandermo (WWDITS)

Herbert West x Dan Cain (Re-Animator)

McKirk (Star Trek: AOS)

Oluwande x Jim Jimenez (OFMD)

Barisi (Law & Order SVU) 

Renfield x Teddy Lobo (Renfield 2023)

Sickrent (Trainspotting/T2)

Stobotnik (Sonic Movie)

Tarlos (9-1-1: Lone Star)

AnderPerry (Dead Poets Society)

ZsaszMask (Birds of Prey)

Lastly, I would like to add things I will NOT write (about):

Sexual NSFW fics/headcanons (I used to write those as you can see in my Masterlists, but I have my reasons for not writing them anymore. Any hints at sexual topics are fine).

Anything related to death as the main subject (this includes deadly diseases, anything fatal, really, etc.).

Anything that romanticizes Mental Illness (my Vent Fics about my own disorders obviously do not romanticize any of it and I do not stand for that).

(Recreational) Drug Use

Extreme Possessive Behaviour and/or Jealousy

Yandere

If you have something you would like me to write for, but you do not see it listed anywhere, please ask me before requesting it, so we can talk about it. I hope you enjoy yourself on my blog and have a good time!

My Asks and DMs are always open for any questions or simply to talk!

- Jesse

[the-daily-male]

Round One Bracket Masterpost-Part Two

Link to Part One

SIDE 7

Failboat vs Keigo Takami/Hawks

Wilbur Soot vs Jade Harley

Ricky Matsui vs Cole

Calcifer vs Totoro

Chuck Schuldiner vs Skipthetutorial

HABIT vs Preminger

Robot 0-1 vs PrinceZam

Francis Mosses vs Cyrus Pynn/Cydeshow Cy

Mapicc vs Lee

Ken vs Pavitr Prabhakar (Spider-Man India)

Marquis de Lafayette vs Qifrey

SIDE 8

T'challa vs Oswald Cobblepot (The Penguin)

Mischa Bachinski vs Yo Yo Ma

Mail Whale vs Ted

EthosLab vs Vampire!Milkman

Giovanni Potage vs William Murderface

Stag vs Dylan Brady

Dionysus vs Kieran Culkin

Moist von Lipwig vs Kenma Kozume

H.G. Wells vs James McAvoy

Ryan Reynolds vs Shadow-san (Suhara)

Darkiplier vs 001/Henry Creel/Vecna

SIDE 9

Orpheus vs Killbot 86

Wilson Percival Higgsbury vs Maedhros

Uncorrupted!Xornoth vs Dave Strider

Ambassador Spock vs Mortimer

TangoTek vs Yu Narukami

Kagamine Len vs Rosions Romanovich Raskolnikov

Paathurnax, The Old One vs Beast Boy (Garfield Logan)

Joey vs Columbo

Achilles vs Yusuke Kitawaga (Fox)

The Tenth Doctor vs Ares

Double-O-Sev-Ren vs Remnam

SIDE 10

Crosshair vs Arthur Morgan

Gyorik (York) Rogdul vs Caine

BranzyCraft vs Atreus

Ash Kabosu vs King Arthur

Adam Katz (Animation Epic) vs Cloud Strife

The Daily Male vs Cellbit

Theo vs Fitzwilliam Darcy Esquire

Technoblade vs Leonard Nimoy

Klaus Hargreaves/Number 4 vs Starlight Glimmer

Chill vs Bilbo Baggins

Ray Toro vs Dr. Andre Lee

SIDE 11

Haruhi Fujioka vs Final Form!Xornoth

Silvally and Gladion vs Heavy

Clopin Troufillefou vs Rekrap2

Kaladin Stormblessed vs Don Quixote

L'manburg vs Ringo

Adam vs Aragorn son of Arathorn

Alex Kralie vs Logan Howlett (Wolverine)

Brian May vs Rupert Graves

[franklyshipping]

Dinner Is Served ~ A Markiplier and Jacksepticeye Ego Fanfic

HERE WE HAVE A FIC WRITTEN FROM A GORGEOUS ANONYMOUS PROMPT, SO PREPARE FOR SOME SNACKS AND GIGGLES! ALSO! This fic can technically be seen as a subtle sequel to ‘Definitely Not Hayfever’, so if you want a little context then give that one a read here! OKAY, NOW LET’S DO THIS!

TAGGING: @marvin-lee-magician-blog @marvinleemagician-blog @darkipli-ler and @silvlee-shepherd

‘Oh my GOD look! Everything’s so pretty!’

Dark and Jackie shared a fond look at Silver’s excited squeal, but as they too entered the lavish dining room they had to admit it was beyond gorgeous. The long oak table was dressed with a crimson tablecloth, silver place settings, black lace serviettes, and an ornate centrepiece of tall black candles, blooms of lilac hydrangeas, and painted taxidermy skulls. It was everything gothic and romantic and fancy, and the trio smiled in awe. Then their smiles widened when they spotted the man stood at the head of the table, the man who happened to be their host for the evening. Marvin was beaming at the three of them and dressed up to the nines, and clapped his hands together happily.

‘My dearest guests, welcome! Please do take your seats, the plaques on your plates will tell you where.’

Silver giggled at Marvin’s dramatics and shared a grin with Dark, who exhibited a little eyeroll. Nevertheless they took their seats, with Dark to Marvin’s left and Silver to Dark’s left. Meanwhile, Jackie strode to his boyfriend and pecked his cheek, grinning fondly.

‘This looks beautiful sweetheart.’

Marvin grinned, a little bashful flush appearing on his face as Jackie sat down to his right. But then he cleared his throat, and the showman returned as he looked around at them all.

‘Now then, I’m sure you’re all curious as to why you’ve been invited to this dinner. Well…’

Marvin paused a little for effect… and then his expression softened as he smiled at Dark, who straightened up at the attention.

‘Dark. Ever since I first came into being, you were there. You’ve been there for each and every one of us, and you always make all of us feel loved and special. You’ve made me feel special, and helped me understand who I am and what I’m capable of. For that, I will forever be grateful.’

Dark was shocked into silence, because he never would have predicted Marvin saying such things to him. He felt a rare warmth unfurl in his chest as he smiled at the magician, because as hard and cold his exterior might look, there is nothing he would not do for the happiness of the egos under his roof. Marvin now looked to Silver, tilting his head at him affectionately.

‘Silver… I swear you are the sweetest person on the face of the earth. You are constantly selfless, affectionate, perceptive, and you are one of the best friends I’ve ever had. I don’t know who I’d be if I didn’t have you in my life.’

Silver gasped softly, his eyes immediately welling up with tears as he beamed at Marvin. Silver always tried his best to be everything for his loved ones, so to hear this loveliness from Marvin just made his heart swell beyond measure. Then, Marvin’s heart fluttered with love as he gazed at Jackie.

‘My darling… love of my life. Your every glance, smile and laugh bring me joy. You are more beautiful than the infinite horizon, and you’ve made me realise that I deserve to be loved. I adore you, with all my heart.’

Jackie’s breath got caught in his throat. It didn’t matter how much time passed. The love he felt for Marvin was as fresh and fiery as the day it first sparked inside him, and he melted when Marvin bent down and kissed him. He held Marvin’s hand, watching his boyfriend look around at everyone again.

‘I guess this dinner is a thank you, to all of you, for being the most excellent loved ones a warlock could ever dream of having.’

With his free hand Marvin snapped his fingers, and he giggled when everyone gasped as their favourite dishes materialised in front of them. For Silver there was a hero-sized bowl of beautifully seasoned chicken noodle soup, and for Dark a rare fillet of steak with dauphinoise potatoes and Diane sauce. Then Jackie started giggling when he saw the soft-shell chicken tacos and nacho fries, specifically from Taco bell, in front of him. He grinned and pulled Marvin down for another kiss.

‘You’re a dork, and I adore you too.’

Marvin grinned happily, before taking his own seat and encouraging everyone to dig in. He himself summoned a salmon fillet on a bed of pesto, garlic and chilli tagliatelle to his plate, and thus the dinner commenced. Everyone ate happily, the food of course perfect in every way for everybody’s tastes and appetites. Dark rolled his eyes as Silver slurped eagerly at his soup.

‘Silver that soup will go up your nose if you’re not careful.’

‘I don’t care, it tastes so friggin good!’

Dark sighed at him, and then sent a playful glare when Silver stuck his tongue out at him. Marvin grinned at them, and then smirked when Jackie groaned happily into his third taco.

‘Do you two need a few minutes alone?’

Marvin glanced between Jackie and the taco before sending him a wink, making his hero blush and softly kick him under the table.

‘Shush.’

Of course, shortly after the kick Jackie sent him a little wink in return. The rest of the dinner went with plenty more banter and teasing, until everyone was wiping their mouths as their cleared dishes dematerialised into the air. As everyone slumped a little in their seats, Silver sent Marvin an eager smile.

‘Is there pudding?’

Everyone beamed affectionately at him, and Dark smirked as he gave Silver’s tummy a playful poke.

‘Someone has a hungry tummy today.’

Silver squeaked and batted his hand away with a flustered smile, and Marvin chuckled.

‘There’s plenty of pudding awaiting you, but let’s make sure you process your main first okay?’

Silver nodded with an adorable pout in place, his addiction to sweets as ever warming the hearts of everyone in the room. Now the group took a little time to relax in their seats, enjoy their varying beverages, and just let their main courses go down in a leisurely fashion. This was going well… but after a little time, our three guests started feeling things. Marvin was relaxed in his seat, but the others started becoming somewhat restless. Dark had these odd prickles sparking up the back of his neck, and Jackie felt the same prickles teasing his feet. He thought it was just pins and needles, not thinking much of it. Meanwhile, Silver was getting the same sensations at his tummy, and interestingly close to his outie navel. Marvin glanced between them all, and developed quite an interesting smirk.

‘You all seem a little restless, is there something wrong?’

Marvin’s confused guests squirmed even more as the prickles became more noticeable… and their eyes widened simultaneously as the feelings suddenly became familiar. They were tickly. They all looked at the smirking magician, realising that perhaps this dinner hadn’t been entirely innocent after all. Jackie was flushed, Silver was starting to giddily smile, and Dark was gritting his teeth and getting goose-bumps as he growled.

‘Marvin… what have you done?’

Marvin smirked, raising an innocent eyebrow at him.

‘Whatever do you mean Dark?’

‘Marvin yohou­–’

Marvin grinned as he watched Dark succumb to his giggles, scrunching up and letting out a series of spluttery snickers, despite all his best efforts.

‘Whahatever spehell this ihis, Ihi demand yohou cehehease!’

Dark exclaimed, trying to glare at the magician, but it was impossible for him to look the least bit intimidating now. He was rubbing frantically at his neck and ears, trying to quell the streams of fluttery sparks that seemed to have invaded his very skin with unavoidable tickling. Meanwhile Jackie and Silver were also suffering with their own giggle fits, both of them curling up in their chairs as they watched Marvin saunter over to Dark, smiling down at him smugly.

‘There are no spells at work here, just a little special ingredient. Can you guess what it is?’

Dark spluttered incoherently, any reply being hindered by his ticklish chuckles and gasps as he desperately scrunched his neck – alas, it was useless. Marvin chuckled amusedly, but then turned when he heard an adorable squeal.

‘Th-The pohohohollen!’

It was Silver, who was tightly hugging his tummy as he giggled his flustered heart out. Marvin beamed at him, wandering over with a delighted smile on his face at Silver’s memory. Silver blushed as he recalled when he’d helped Marvin transport his tickle-pollen plant through the manor, along with Marvin telling him how he planned to harness the pollen to create tickly surprises for everyone. The hero really should have seen this coming.

‘Well remembered! Tell me Silver, does it tickle more inside your adorable tumtum, or was it worse last time?’

Marvin cooed down at Silver, who blushed even more and kicked his feet as he babbled.

‘Ihihihi dohon’t knohohow!’

‘Aww, poor little thing. I guess you’ll just have to keep giggling and hope for the best.’

Silver whined as Marvin chuckled at him, loving how it was affecting Silver so perfectly. Then though the magician’s heart jumped when he heard the utterly adorable cries of his boyfriend.

‘Thihihihis ihihis ehehevil!’

Marvin beamed, and took a few moments just to gaze at Jackie… and fall in love with him all over again. Jackie was frantically trying to rub his feet against the carpeted floor to banish the tickly sensations, but it was all for nought.

‘Evil? I thought you liked it when I came up with new tickly surprises?’

Marvin crooned and winked, bringing a handsome redness to Jackie’s face as he retorted.

‘Y-Yohohou shuhuhut ihit!’

‘Or what? You’ll kick your ticklish feet at me?’

Marvin teased back with a raised eyebrow, before he leant over him and cupped his jaw intimately. He trailed his thumb over one of Jackie’s heated cheeks, softening his voice to a playful purr.

‘I must say, I had a lot of fun tailoring each pollen concoction to you all. You, my love, should be getting lovely tingles up and down your arches… and they’ll be at your toes too before long.’

He pecked Jackie’s cheek chastely, before sauntering back around the table towards Dark. The suited ego’s hands were practically clamped to his neck now, but his deep, jumpy fits of giggles were unstoppable. Marvin’s eyes glimmered as he took in how much of a giggly mess he was, for it was oh so satisfying to see.

‘Now with you, I’m sure you’ve felt all that lovely fluttering up and down your neck. Don’t worry though, those hidden little nerves behind your ears will get their fair share of attention too.’

‘Yohohohou bahahahastahard!’

Dark exclaimed, his eyes widening not just at Marvin’s knowledge, but at the fact that he announced it for the whole damn room to hear! Marvin giggled, and then moved over to Silver who at this point was curled up adorably on the floor, squeaking and yipping from his tickly treatment.

‘And for you my sweet Silver… I think all those tummy tickles are creeping towards your giggle button right about now, aren’t they?’

Silver giggled even harder because yes, that was precisely what was happening to him. The wriggling hero pouted endearingly up at Marvin, babbling sweetly.

‘P-Plehehease, behehehe nihihihice! Mahahake ihit stahahap!’

‘Ohh I’m sorry, but no can do. You’ll just have to wait for your special spells to run their course.’

Marvin winked, and with the beautiful orchestra of pleading, threats, and wild mirth in his ears, got himself comfortable in his seat. He sneered, picked up his glass, and raised it to his dear guests.

‘Cheers.’

Marvin observed them all happily as the trio each descended into their own ticklish hells. Dark had his head pressed against the dinner table as his deep laughter started turning wheezy. The swirling, feather-like tickling behind his ears was driving him crazy as he spluttered streams of swear words under his breath. Meanwhile Jackie was snorting and yelping at the pinchy tickles he could feel under and in-between his toes; he had his fingers tangled in his messy hair as his adorable, dashing grin took over his face. Then there was Silver. The hero was a mess of near-incoherent squeals and babbles as teasing scratches invaded his outie… and all he could do was beg.

‘PLEHEHEASE! NAHAT THEHERE MAHAHARVYYY!’

Of course, at every little outburst from his guests Marvin would take the opportunity to tease them. Every single time.

‘Not your adorable belly button? But Silver, everyone knows that’s your favourite tickle spot! What kind of friend would I be if I neglected it, hm?’

Silver wailed adorably, arching his back from the newest swarm of tickling as Dark yelled out with an attempt at a glare in Marvin’s direction.

‘YOHOHOU’LL PAHAY FOR THIHIS!’

Marvin laughed warmly, resting his chin on his hand happily as he mused.

‘Ohh we’re doing more threats now? The tickles must be getting you good, huh Dark? Right at those hidden nooks behind your earlobes if I’m right.’

‘SHUHUT UHUHUP!’

Dark’s face bloomed with crimson, his head resolutely bumping the dinner table as Marvin giggled smugly.

‘Knew it.’

Then, a familiar cackle drew Marvin’s attention, and he sighed fondly at the sight of his boyfriend. In his humble opinion, Jackie’s ticklish hysteria was one of the most beautiful things in the entire world.

‘BAHAHABY PLEHEHEASE! NOHOHO MOHOHORE!’

Jackie, like Silver, had found himself curled up on the ground amidst his tickle torment. He was kicking wildly as Marvin came over and crouched by him, deciding to stroke through the hero’s tousled hair as he whispered flirtatiously.

‘God honey, you’re so handsome when you beg like that.’

Jackie was torn between melting into Marvin’s affection, or just biting at his hand like a feral cat – all he could really do though was just continue to laugh, his mirth bouncing about adorably alongside Silver’s hiccups and Dark’s snorts.

‘DOHOHON’T TEHEHEHEASE!!’

He cried out, making Marvin laugh fondly. Then the hero let out a soft squeak when Marvin planted a warm kiss on his forehead.

‘Oh come now, can you really expect me not to tease the man that I love?’

Jackie’s face looked like it was about to combust with redness as Marvin beamed at him, but then they both laughed when a high-pitched voice (belonging to Silver) called out.

‘GEHET A ROHOOM!’

Marvin rolled his eyes fondly, and then noticed how the collective mirth in the room was now starting to simmer down. The effects of his special ingredient were wearing off. He happily sighed, and sat with Jackie as the magical pollen left their systems gradually and carefully, allowing them to come down from the tickling in a way that was safe and soothing. Now the room was filled with quiet pants and giggles, and Marvin stroked Jackie’s cheek as he whispered lovingly.

‘You okay sweetie?’

Jackie nodded, the look in his eyes dreamy as Marvin gently kissed him. Then the magician grinned and called out playfully across the room.

‘You two alive over there?’

‘Barely.’

Dark retorted dryly, whilst Silver merely let out an adorable whine from the floor. Marvin and Jackie giggled as they stood up together, whilst Dark smiled fondly and helped Silver carefully get to his feet. They all stood together, and Dark sent Marvin a playful glare.

‘That was unnecessarily evil… I’m impressed.’

Marvin grinned with pride, and then giggled when Jackie hugged him sneakily from behind and purred.

‘I thought I’d gotten you out of your villainous tendencies?’

‘I guess you’ll have to try harder.’

Jackie rolled his eyes with a fond sigh, kissing the back of Marvin’s neck to make him titter. Then the magician snorted when Silver pouted at him pointedly.

‘That was mean. If my pudding isn’t the same size as me then I’m leaving.’

Everyone laughed, since Silver couldn’t help but let out his adorable smile.

‘There’s blankets and entirely pollen-free puddings in the movie room. Figured people might wanna snuggle.’

Marvin replied, and watched happily as Silver gasped and started yanking Dark to said room by his jacket sleeve.

‘YAY! Love you Marvy!’

Marvin giggled and prepared to follow, but Jackie turned him around. Marvin’s breath got caught in his throat as Jackie coaxed him close for a moment, before he kissed him deeply, holding the back of his neck in that special way that made Marvin melt. When they parted for air, Jackie kept his lips ghosting over Marvin’s as he whispered.

‘You really are magnificent, you know that?’

Marvin beamed and blushed brightly, and kissed Jackie softly before he replied with his own whisper.

‘And as ever, you are my wondrous hero.’

Jackie grinned, and then arm in arm the couple joined their dear friends, ate their bodyweight in wonderfully luxurious desserts, and binge-watched as many heart-warming cartoon films that they could get their hands on. Needless to say, this was a dinner that was fulfilling in many more ways than one.

WOOOO HOPE YOU GUYS LIKED THIS FIC LEMME KNOW IF YA DIIIID, WOOO LUV YOUS!!

[darkipliler]

Dark Tickle Headcannons

Lee - Ticklish pretty much everywhere but not overly so - He giggles. He'll deny it, but that's what most of his ticklish laughs are. Giggles. - Wearing him down is a thing. He'll be able to hold back at first, but the more you tickle him the weaker he becomes to it. - His worst spots are his thighs, knees, ribs, and back. Ler - You're doomed. That's all you really need to know. - He can be gentle but also relentless depending on who you are. - Super teasy - He probably targets Wilford a lot. - Secretly really enjoys being ler, it gives him happy butterflies <3

[captainfinnsboat]

Characters that for some reason give me a lot of gender envy.

Darkiplier (Mark does to but honestly Dark just hits different)

Illinois (so does illinois)

Marshall Lee from the gender bent adventure time episodes

Dean Winchester (that ones not a surprise though)

Spiderman (specifically the Tom Holland version and idk why)

Captain America

Eijiro Kirishima

Shouto Todoroki

Victor Nikiforov

Ash Ketchum (this is the earliest gender envy I remember experiencing)

Percy Jackson

Adam from my favorite book, Six Months Later

Crowley from Good Omens

Killua Zoldyck

Spiderman again because the envy is strong with this one

Han Solo

That's all I can think of right now. Feel free to re-blog with some characters you feel gender envy for.

[nyan-bynary]

shooting Actor vs shooting Dark

[writing-of-a-british-bitch]

1K Writing Challenge Celebration

Okay so, I hit 1K AGES ago but since I’ve been so busy with The Fairy King (which will continue soon) and now a Night At  The Opera that I didn’t get a chance to post this!! Anyway, some  of these songs may be in the wrong category and I’m really sorry. Without further ado, here we go! ( God I really hope this doesn’t flop)

RULES

You MUST reblog this post if you want to participate

Deadline is the 12th April ( this can be extended- just message me)

Smut is allowed but there must be proper warnings and you must be over 18!!!

Songs are FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE- once a song’s gone, it’s gone

You don’t have to be following me but it’d be nice

Ships and OC are allowed ( Including Joe Mazzello X reader X Ben Hardy and Roger Taylor X Reader X Ben Hardy)

Anything over 500 words needs to have a ‘Keep Reading’ shortcut.

I can add some more songs if people want to send in requests

Please tag it appropriately and use the tag ‘PHOEBS1KCHALLENGE’

How to Enter

Send me a dm or an ask(can’t be anonymous). I don’t bite!

CHARACTERS/PEOPLE

Darkiplier

Yancy (A Heist With Markiplier)

Snafu Shelton ( The Pacific)

Eugene Sledge (The Pacific)

Freddie Mercury (MUST BE PLATONIC)

Brian May, Roger Taylor and John Deacon (Queen)

The Borhap boys (Joe Mazzello, Gwilym Lee, Ben Hardy, Rami Malek)

Loki, Dr Strange, Peter Parker, Bucky Barnes (MARVEL)

Eggsy Unwin (Kingsman)

Robin Of Loxley (Robin Hood- 2018)

Bernie Taupin and Ray Williams( Rocketman)

Tate Langdon, Kit Walker, Jimmy Darling ( American Horror Story)

Eddie Edwards ( Eddie The Eagle

Taron Egerton

Charles Xavier, Peter Maximoff ( Xmen- NEW)

Warren Worthington (XMEN: APOCALYPSE)

Josh Washington (Until Dawn)

Ahkemenrah (Night At The Museum)

Pat Murray (Undrafted)

Adult!Tim Murphy (Jurassic Park)

Garner Langway (Dear Sidewalk)

F L U F F

Say you won’t let go - James Arthur - @sherlollydramoine 

Too much love will kill you - Queen

Marry me - Train

Before You Go- Common Kings

Death of a bachelor- Panic! At The Disco

Teenage dreams- Katy Perry

 Smithereens - Twenty Øne Piløts @breadnbutternips 

Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy- Queen -@liliah39 (Roger x reader)

You’re my best friend- Queen -@mirkwoodshewolf (Roger or Deaky x reader)

All of me- John legend

Hey soul sister- train

I was born to love you - Freddie Mercury/ queen

Sarah Smiles- Panic!At The Disco

When the day met the night- Panic! At the disco - @metaphorical-love-for-a-car

Good Riddance ( Time Of your life) - Green day

Summer of ‘69- Bryan Adams @sj-thefan (Roger x ?)

 Your song- Elton John

Hey soul sister- train

Everything has changed- Taylor Swift

Part of me- Katy Perry

A N G S T

Too good at goodbyes- Sam Smith

Without me - Halsey

Happier- marshmallow ft basillr

Love- Daughter

Hurts like hell- fleurie

The other side- Ruelle

Idfc- Blackbear

Dream alone- Nathan Sharp ( NateWantsToBattle)

This town- Niall Horan

Good company- Queen

Mr Brightside - The Killers @xmxisxforxmaybe (Snafu x reader)

Someone you loved - Lewis Capaldi

All I ask - Adele

How do you sleep?- Sam Smith

Is that alright? - Lady Gaga

Cold- James blunt

Wolf in sheep’s clothing- set it off

Bury A Friend- Billie Eilish

M I S C

Part of me- Katy Perry

‘39- Queen- @ramimalekpan (Sledge X Snafu)

Starman- David Bowie

[egotisticalee]

i made some darkiplier cookies :3

[cloudysfluffs]

Handcuffs

A Christmas fic! A HUGE thank you to @thetickleeraven to finish this up for me!! I neeeever would have had this dont if it wasnt for them, so thanks again!!! Anyway, yup, christmas ego fic!

Warning; Darkstache and tickle fluff!

~~~~~

It was a tradition recently started. The Septic egos and the Ipliers would have Christmas together. For the most part, it was a lot of fun! The gift exchanges usually went well and it was a good time to talk with the others.

Anti, Will, and Dark were seated on the floor by the Christmas tree, talking and catching up. Anti slid a gift to Will, chuckling softly. Will didn’t hesitate in opening the brightly wrapped gift.

Inside was a black box, and inside that black box, rest a pair of pink, fuzzy handcuffs.

Will glanced up at Anti, who had at this point, nearly died laughing. It wasn’t long before Will joined him; even Dark was forcing back a smile.

“Veeeery funny, Glitchy!” Will chuckled, picking up the gift. “I get it, you know me so well~”

“I sure do, Bubblegum~!” Anti teased, tossing the key he had taken earlier between his hands. Dark sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose to hide his amused grin. Will locked the open handcuffs around his wrist, smirking as Anti started giggling again.

“Any takers~?” He purred, leaning against Dark. Dark’s face tinted blue a bit, though he shook it off almost immediatly. Dark grinned, turning towards Will and taking his hands. A few nearby egos ‘ooh'ed at the turn of events. Will chuckled, hooking his arms around Dark’s waist so that they were basically stuck together. Dark rest his hands on Will’s sides as he pulled the other into a gentle kiss.

Anti ‘ew'ed jokingly, like a child seeing their parents kiss. But Will and Dark ignored him, to caught up in the moment. Well, Will was.

Dark, however, developed an idea. Wilford was handcuffed, completely vulnerable, right in front of him. It was too perfect an opportunity.

Dark’s hands found their way to Will’s sides as his fingers began kneading into the soft flesh. Dark couldn’t help his grin as Wilford recoiled before bursting into silly giggles.

“Dahahark! W-Whahat the Hehehell?!” The pink-haired ego squealed at the feeling of wiggling fingers. He couldn’t pull himself away, his handcuffs were looped around the one tickling him! Everytime he jumped back Dark came with him.

“I know you love being tickled, but you don’t have to keep pulling me closer, Will.” Dark snickered as his fingers danced beneath his boyfriend’s shirt, squeezing and poking at every scrap of skin they found.

“Oh mahahan, thihis is priceless!” Anti laughed as he jingled the key in the air. “There’s no escape for poor Wilfy~”

“Gihihimme thehe kehehey!” Will laughed and squealed as Dark nuzzled his neck, letting his prickly stubble scratch over the ticklish skin.

“Nah, this is way more entertaining.” Anti sneered, spinning the key chain on his index finger.

“SHUHUT UHUP!” Will squealed as Dark’s fingers began making their way down to his hips. “DAHARK NO STOHOHOHOP!” Dark grinned wickedly at Will’s hysterical laughter and wild thrashing that only served to bring Dark closer.

“You shouldn’t have been so careless around the tickle monster, Will~ Now he’s gonna get you!” With that, he dug his fingers into those ever so sensitive hollows.

“FUCK PLEHEHEHEASE! PFFTAHAHAHA!” Wilford bucked and shrieked in full belly laughter, his thrashing pulling Dark so close he was chest-to-chest with him. Dark didn’t mind, it meant he got to see that adorable smile and those pink cheeks up close.

“Please what? Tease you some more about how helpless and ticklish you are? Because I could definitely do that. Cootchie coo”

“SHUHUHUT UHUHUP!” Will quickly brought his hands up to cover his burning red face. At least he tried. Since they were still handcuffed to Dark, as soon as his hands shot towards his face, they only managed to push Dark’s face into Will’s. Thus, bringing the two in for another kiss, only this time with more laughter.

“Oh come on you guys, we get it, you’re in love.” Anti mockingly gagged as Dark stopped his tickling to enjoy a calmer kiss.

After a few minutes of Wilford and Dark enjoying each other Anti had run out of patience and left the room, leaving Wilford, still in handcuffs, alone with his tickle monster.

[the-ideal-iplier]

the eternal question: is it ip-ly-er or ip-lee-air?

How I pronounce the game title is by “ip-ly-er”

Mostly because a bunch of Mark’s egos is pronounced with that like Bingiplier, Darkiplier, Googleplier etc.

Dr. Iplier would be the other pronunciation :3

But yes it is The Ideal Ip-ly-er 😂

[orange-waterfalls]

G-Bots (TM)

Googleplier (x4) x viewer!reader

ty anon for the request!

A/N: Funny story! I am no longer physically capable of writing normally! I tried so hard to be normal and just veered off into SCP/Cryptid viewer territory because I like expanding on the idea that the viewer is Not Human! Anyways, you’re hanging out with the Googles. That is it. Nothing is wrong. You do not recognize the bodies in the water haha anyways I think I like went a little creepypasta-esque at the end there but it’s fine I think probably. It’s fine. Might be a little weird in terms of story, but i think this was more focused on world building to me. Probably seen as more platonic than romantic, but see it however you wish. Enjoy!

Word count: 2.5k

G-Bots (TM)

You wheezed just a bit as you sped through wherever-the-fuck you were. Sure, maybe that was a bad idea. Sure, Dark was a little bit threatening and SURE, you were supposed to be back by now, and the fact that you weren’t back with Mark trying to convince him NOT to split up was the tiniest bit problematic. You weren’t even sure this was a building? Were you in the void? Goddammit, not again…

You stopped, concluding that this was bullshit and you did not want to do it right now. You bent over, hands on your knees and took deep breaths. You stared into the emptiness for a bit, then looked around for a moment, just trying to figure things out. You needed to reassess. It was basically one big, long hallway with random twists and terms every few meters. You’d always end up back at the paintings of… them… and knew you’d gone too far. You did that over, and over, and over again. At this point you thought Dark had just forgotten about you. You took a deep breath in and let it out. You stood up straight and looked up at the paintings. You heard their voices echo through your head a bit. You squeezed your eyes shut and your head twitched.

“You’re alright… you’re ok… cool it…” You whispered to yourself. Deep breath in, deep breath out. Meditate. Think.

You looked on either side of the hall and, for the first time, you noticed doors extending down into the void and not stopping. You let out a breath. You felt a slight sense of dread. Something was telling you not to enter the rooms. Some little voice in the back of your head that sounded suspiciously like Mark. But, hey, what else were you gonna do?

“Ok… do i want to enter the door on the left or the door on the right?” You asked yourself. You paused to think about it. After a few seconds you felt yourself jerk forward a bit. Your brain felt staticy and you felt compelled to the left. You turned the knob and opened the door slightly. Immediately you heard music that might be in an SCP game, and a voice that sounded suspiciously like “do you recognize the bodies in the water?”. You were hoping no, and you bailed before you had a chance to look. You ended up almost exactly in your previous position in the hall. Your brain felt fuzzy again, and this time you gravitated to the right. You opened the door just a little, maybe to see what was inside, but again you heard the SCP ambiance.

But this time it was from behind you. So, like any smart person, you swung the door open, slammed it behind you and did your best to lock it. But there was no lock. So you stood. Waiting. Nothing happened.

Of course nothing happened. Why would anything happen? Dark wouldn’t want you to get hurt… probably. This was his domain. Probably. If you were alive, it’s because he wanted you to be. If you were in this room, it’s because he wanted you to be.

Speaking of: Where the hell were you?

You turned around to look behind you. In the blank white room there was a single grey couch with all 4 Google androids sitting on it. Apparently they were recharging, because they hadn’t noticed you standing there and also they were plugged into an outlet in the wall. You hadn’t considered that they had to physically plug into something to charge up, but the thought made you snort.

Bad idea.

All of their eyes snapped open at once, revealing the glow of their assigned colors. They all stood up and began walking towards you in unison. You felt a slight sense of dread. Even so, you tried to grab the doorknob, the one that apparently was no longer there, and cursed under your breath when you could only feel the smooth wall behind you. The androids stopped, staring at you. You cleared your throat.

“Hey…” you laughed nervously, “So, uh, funny story, actually-”

“You are not supposed to be here,” The original Googleplier, Blue, stated.

“Well, see, that’s where this whole thing started, um, see, Mark wanted to split up-”

“No human is allowed inside of this room, and not you, either.”

“Well-” You stopped, processing what he said, “Wait. ‘Either’? I’m human.”

“No, you’re not,” Google Green said. You wanted to be offended, but you were more confused.

“What do you mean? I’m human!” You argued.

“What color’s your hair?” Red asked with a mean smirk on his face. You opened your mouth to respond, and an amalgamate of voices saying “BROWNBLACKBLONDEWHITERED” came out. You slapped a hand over your mouth.

“... what the hell was that?” Your muffled voice whispered. Well, you thought it was probably yours.

“What’s your eye color?” BROWNGREENBLUEAMBERYELLOW exited your being before you could even try to answer.

“Do you have any pets?” That one just ended with a computer error sound from you.

“... huh.” You dropped your shoulders a little. The revelation probably should’ve upset you more.

“What are you doing here?”

“I… do not recognize the bodies in the water.” You explained.

“Ah, I see. Darkiplier would want you to not die, therefore you may stay.”

“Ha. Wow. Who knew the Googleplier androids-”

“G-Bots.”

“... what?”

“We are legally not allowed to use the name ‘Google’ anymore. We are now G-Bots.”

“... legally.”

“We were discontinued. And sold. And signed a contract.”

“So does that mean I can’t call you Google anymore?”

“No, that is simply my name. The name of us as androids, however, is now G-Bots.”

“Ok. What about them?” You pointed to the other three.

“Yellow is Oliver, Green is Lee, Red is Elliott.”

“And you’re just Google?”

“They’ve been trying to change my name to Gregor. I deeply dislike it.”

“It’s a good name.” Oliver suggested, smiling.

“Means vigilant.” Lee shrugged.

“Don’t be a pussy, Greg.” Elliott adopted a shit-eating grin as he leaned a little closer to Google.

“You can do… whatever you wish. Just do not be like them, DA.” Google instructed through gritted teeth.

The room began to shift color and expand. The couch was still grey in the center, but there were now four sections of each of the colors. The yellow section was filled with flowers, with a laptop on a desk next to a switch and a little Vector robot sitting by on the windowsill that showed a colorful meadow with bees buzzing to and fro. It glitched for a moment, so you knew the window wasn’t real. The green section had large houseplants and looked a bit like a greenhouse, and had an Xbox hooked up to a TV in the corner and seemed to have a view of a lake in the faux-window. The red section had miscellaneous wires and computer parts and lights here and there, looking like a fire hazard, and a PC on a table, while the window showed what appeared to be space. Google’s section was absolutely spotless, not a single thing anywhere, apart from a tiny skateboard next to a PS4 in the corner, and the window showed computer code.

“Wow.” You said. You might be stuck here for a while, so you might as well enjoy it.

Though you wondered who DA was. -- You hate to say it, but you had a favorite G Bot. It was kind of like having a favorite child, in your mind. You felt like they somehow knew that you had a favorite, but you didn’t know why.

Oliver was the sweetest by far, immediately going to make you as comfortable or entertained as possible while you were with him. He asked you if you wanted to watch something, if you wanted to play a game, if you were hungry, etc. It was kind of like going over to a friend’s house for the first time. He was enthusiastic to the point where he was shaking with anxiety over wanting to make you happy. You thought he didn’t get many visitors and maybe that was why. He showed you his flowers, and the bees, and a small painting in the corner, hoping for  validation. His glowing eyes seemed to dull when you moved on to the next section, but said you’d visit him again. That did help, but he turned away sadly and went to water his flowers.

Lee seemed as though he couldn’t care less if you were there. He told you where everything was and that you could do whatever. If you asked for help, he would stop what he was doing and help you. Once you understood, he immediately resumed his previous task. He was a bit cold, like Google, but in a “I am very busy but I am still here if you need me” sort of way. He played a game or two with you, having a preference for the puzzle games more than anything else. Puzzle horror, more specifically. If there was a shooting part, he immediately shoved the controller into your hands, saying he didn’t want to do that part. When you left, he simply continued with his work without a goodbye.

Elliott tried so hard to ignore you for the longest time. You could hear him scoff and growl anytime you made any sort of noise. You were self conscious at first, but you came to understand that he was just an asshole. You started on a game, playing for a few minutes, and felt the red couch sink next to you because he had sat down next to you. If he thought you sucked (which he did) he would snatch the controller from you and finish whatever you were doing before giving it back. He refused to say anything or help you, either. He’d just make rude noises and walk away occasionally before coming back. When you left, he seemed a lot angrier than he had before, and wouldn’t say goodbye to you. He turned away with a huff and started pressing random buttons on the controller.

Google was by far the least interested in anything you had to do. You sat on the couch next to him, and he didn’t move an inch. You sat there for a bit, waiting, but he did not move. You stood up, walked around, messed with a few things, attempted to play a game or two. Google didn’t move. You pulled up the Gamer ChairTM and sat directly in front of Google, arms crossed. You sighed. Finally, he looked up at you.

“Is there something you need?” He asked in that monotone voice of his.

“I’m bored,” you said.

“Go to one of the others,” He closed his eyes.

“What are you doing?” You asked, curious.

“That is not-” He sounded exasperated.

“Hey Google, what are you doing?” You interrupted like the little shit you were

“Currently, this G Bot system is recharging its battery. This G Bot is at: 69%.” He shifted to a purely robotic voice.

“Haha nice.”

“This G Bot’s primary objective is to answer questions as quickly as possible. Would you like to ask a question?”

“Yes. What do you like to do, Google?”

“I enjoy answering your questions. Do you have any more?”

“What company owns you?”

“G-Bots were recently sold by the Google company to Warfstache Incorporated.”

“Wilford has a company?”

“Warfstache Incorporated is co-owned by Wilford ‘Motherloving’ Warfstache and Damien-Dami-Da-Darkiplier.” He glitched while answering.

“Who’s Damie-”

“The Corporation owns shows such as ‘Markiplier TV’, ‘Warfstache Tonight!’, and ‘Hire My Ass’. Do you have any more questions?”

“Do you pass the Turing Test?”

“Wondering if you have to treat me with basic decency?” He shifted back to his less robotic, but still monotone, voice.

“No. Just wondering.”

Neither of you spoke again for a while. He did scold you when you tried to move the couch with him still on it, so… progress. -- You were beginning to suspect that Google didn’t like you very much.

The blue one. Google. The other ones liked you. Oliver ranted to you for a whole half hour about different kinds of bugs and the hierarchy of bees. The queen is assassinated when she is bad for the hive, it would seem. Lee made you play Resident Evil with him because he didn’t like the fighting, but he liked figuring out what to do. You frantically passed controllers back and forth a lot. Elliott basically did speedruns of several games, you watching intently the whole time. He seemed to like the attention and actually smiled at you whenever he finished one.

But Google didn’t like you. He ignored you, and told you not to touch anything, and scowled whenever you asked him personal questions. Not like “what’s your sexuality” type of personal questions. More like… “what’s your favorite color and why is it blue” sort of questions. He didn’t like them either way.

But the others liked you, and that was pretty neat.

You still wanted Google to like you though.

“Hey Google,” he perked up with the little “do-do!” noise, “Can you guys go into your different sections?”

“All G-Bots have the ability to pass into other’s color-coordinated sections,” He answered politely.

“Why don’t you?”

“We don’t want to.”

“Do you get along?”

“Yes.”

“Then why don’t you?”

“Celine dislikes when colors are mismatched.”

“Who’s-”

“I’m sorry, this G Bot needs to charge.”

“But you haven’t been-”

“This G Bot needs to charge.”

“Come on, if you--”

“This G Bot needs to charge.”

You quieted and plopped into the chair. You stared at Google. His eyes flickered for a moment before they closed. -- The other Bots knew who Celine and Damien were, they just weren’t telling you. Their eyes always flickered when you asked, but they wouldn’t tell you.

You threatened not to play with Lee anymore. He said he could play on his own. You could see that he didn’t want to. You played Alien: Isolation. His eyes seemed duller.

You threatened not to watch Elliott’s speedruns. He said he didn’t care. You could tell that he did. You watched him play Hollow Knight. His eyes seemed duller.

You threatened not to listen to Oliver’s rants. He looked terrified, but he said that was fine. You could tell it wasn’t. You begged him to tell you. He looked sad.

“Who’s Damien?” You asked softly, stepping towards him.

“I can’t tell you,” He shifted back.

“Who’s Celine?” You stepped forward.

“I can’t tell you.”

“Who’s DA?”

All of the G-Bots stopped what they were doing. You heard static and felt like you were being watched. -- You looked up at the color on the outside of the museum.

You were doing something. You were doing something.

Were you robbing this place? It felt like you were. What happened to Mark? What happened… to you?

You stared at the doors, feeling a slight sense of dread. Something in the back of your head was telling you this wasn’t right. To go home. To…

--

“Ignorance is Bliss. Try Again?”

[franklyshipping]

Or maybe it is different timelines of Darks. One day after a walk Dark starts searching for an ego and runs into himself. The timeline is showing what's happening if he made a different choice. So while it may look like there is 30+ Darkipliers in the manor, there really is only one.

Which makes Wilford's situation more hilarious because in reality, there is a timeline where Dark simply holds his hands above his head, lining up with the other timeline where he actually gets him.

This can be devastating if the timeline splits when he's working with one person. Because there are so many options on so many spots. Dark could go for their pits and switch to their feet, or go after their tummy, or maybe nuzzle his stubble to their neck while skittering over their thighs. But with the timelines combining, the poor lee has to deal with 3 different Darks tickling them everywhere.

Though i feel that this only really happens to Wilford, since his madness allows him to travel time without a second thought. So Dark's split timelines tend to line up with him.

The only other ego that this happened to was Engineer because he was being a smartass and Dark wanted to knock him down a peg

OMG THE CRYSTAL! DARK HAS THE WORMHOLE CRYSTAL

AKDKGKDFK THIS IS COOOOL 😆💜

[wheres-everyone-going-bingo]

Master List

I have been told that these links no longer work, I will fix them when I have the mental energy!

SFW -Male Readers-

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

The Host/Author x Male Reader

The Host/Author x Male Reader

The Host/Author x Male Reader

Sam Winchester x Male Reader

Wally West x Male Reader

Tim Drake x Male Reader

Bing/Google/Wilford x Male Reader

Google x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

Damien x Male Reader

E-plier x Male Reader

Legolas x Male Reader

Platonic!Bilbo Baggins x Male Reader

Marvin x Male Reader

Peter Parker x Male Reader

Finnegan ‘Finn’ Kazimir x Male Reader

Mothman x Male Reader

NSFW -Male Readers-

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Makiplier x Male Reader

Markiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

Darkiplier x Male Reader

The Host/Author x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

Yancy x Male Reader

E-plier x Male Reader

Dhawan!Master x Male Reader

Dhawan!Master x Male Reader

Legolas x Male Reader

Sam Winchester x Male Reader

SFW -Gender Neutral-

Pyeon Sang-Wook x gender neutral reader

Pyeon Sang-Wook x Gender Neutral Reader

Pyeon Sang-Wook x Gender Neutral Reader

Lee Eun-Hyuk x Gender Neutral Reader

Lee Eun-Hyuk x Gender Neutral Reader

Aguni/Niragi x Gender Neutral Reader Pt.1

Aguni/Niragi x Gender Neutral Reader Pt.2

Aguni/Niragi x Gender Neutral Reader Pt.3

Aguni/Niragi x Gender Neutral Reader Pt.4

Fujin, Kuai Liang, Hanzo Hasashi, Bi-Han Comfort Headcannons

Conjuring!Ed Warren x Gender Neutral Reader

Cha Hyun-Su x Gender Neutral Reader

Dating Them Headcannons (Sweet Home)

Domestic Life Headcannons (Sweet Home)

First Date Headcannons (Sweet Home)

NSFW -Gender Neutral-

Pyeon Sang-Wook smut headcannons

Pyeon Sang-Wook x AMAB Gender Neutral Reader

(Some might be missing or doubled)

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The Ginger Writer Master List

Last written fic: 11th February 2022

Requests: Currently open! Free reign! The fics on this masterlist are not the limit for what you can request in terms of fandom and characters, it’s just what I’ve gotten around to writing.

Very few strict rules around requesting. Smut requests are allowed.I do not write for real people (e.g celebrities), and I will not write anything above Pg 13 for any underage characters.

Fanfiction

Marvel

(Last updated 11th Feb 2022)

Pancakes first though, right? - Matt Murdock x Reader x Gender neutral reader

What’s your middle name? (18+!) - Matt Murdock x F!Reader

Matt and an equally oversensitive Reader Head-cannons - Matt Murdock x Gender neutral reader

Watch your mouth there, soldier - Bucky Barnes x she/her reader

“I’m...grounded?!” - A Marvel Choose Your Own Story - The Main Part (you start here) (gender neutral)

- Part 2 (The Bucky Part) - Coming soon

- Part 2 (The Peter Part) - Coming soon

- More part 2′s? Request them! (This is partly discontinued? But if you really want a part 2 please message me!)

Markiplier’s Egos

(Last updated 2nd August 2021)

It started with...a sandwich? - Darkiplier x he/him reader

Julie and the Phantoms

(Last updated 5th of February 2021)

The Vegas of Hollywood - Reggie x She/Her reader (ONGOING)

- Part 1 

- Part 2

- Part 3

- Bonus scene in between 3 and 4 

Doctor Who 

(Last updated 30th August 2020)

- Distraction - Dhawan!Master x Gender Neutral Reader

- Day Off - Dhawan!Master x Gender Neutral Reader 

Small Inconveniences - Dhawan!Master x She/Her Reader

Part 1 

Part 2 (Sneak Peak)

The Umbrella Academy

(Last updated 13th April 2019)

- Istanbul - Five x Hargreeves! OC (Platonic) (Discontinued)

- Diego Hargreeves Highschool Imagine 

Hamilton

(Last updated 20th January 2020)

- 5″ Of Rage - Poly!Hamilsquad x Reader

His Dark Materials

(Last updated 19th December 2019)

- I Got You, Kid - Lee Scoresby x YoungerSibling!Reader

Supernatural

(Last updated 17th November 2019)

- Being a Younger Sibling of the Winchester Family - Head cannons

- Right Here, Right Now - Gabriel x OC

- Back Seat of The Impala - ‘We’re both big brother now’ - Winchesters x Sibling! OC

- “What did you have in mind?” - Gabriel x WinchesterSibling!Reader

Riverdale

(Last Updated 3rd of March 2019. Probably wouldn’t write for it again sorry lol)

- Sweet Pea Imagine - Sweet Pea x Cooper!Reader

- Rebellious - Joaquin DeSantos x DeSantos!Sibling!Reader

Mission Impossible

(Last Updated 30th December 2019)

- Come Back To Me - Benji Dunn x Reader

Original Stories

Denim and Leather (my book! (also LGBTQ+!))

- Prologue and Chapter 1

More chapters coming soon!

Feathers, Leaves, and the Unspoken Promise of Never Letting Me Go - Short story (LGBTQ+) (I got an A on this)

The Light of the Telephone Box - Short story (Thriller/Horror)

Unfortunate Music - 50 word short story

[aflockofbluebirds]

Everyone is screaming darkiplier but like

I'm getting haaaaarrrd James Lee and his Nox character vibes.