#hwm illinois

[captainfinnsboat]

Characters that for some reason give me a lot of gender envy.

Darkiplier (Mark does to but honestly Dark just hits different)

Illinois (so does illinois)

Marshall Lee from the gender bent adventure time episodes

Dean Winchester (that ones not a surprise though)

Spiderman (specifically the Tom Holland version and idk why)

Captain America

Eijiro Kirishima

Shouto Todoroki

Victor Nikiforov

Ash Ketchum (this is the earliest gender envy I remember experiencing)

Percy Jackson

Adam from my favorite book, Six Months Later

Crowley from Good Omens

Killua Zoldyck

Spiderman again because the envy is strong with this one

Han Solo

That's all I can think of right now. Feel free to re-blog with some characters you feel gender envy for.

[palatteflags]

Illinois from A Heist with Markiplier based bigender flag! (with and without character) For @sophiefrye22 :) Hope you like this~~ Bigender flag by @camp-mlm

Want one? Send an ask~ -mod Jay

[faolanorionsstuff]

Don't get mad, just hear me out...

We all love Yancy right? And we all love Illinois, yeah? Now what if we just *slowly moves them together* TA-DA! What do you think?

Imagine Yancy gets shoved back into solitary confinement and he's starting to feel uneasy and his anxiety begins to start creeping in when suddenly (in true mark fashion) something spontaneous happens and Illinois appears out of seemingly nowhere. He looks confused but eventually settles his gaze on Yancy.

"Hey, your not looking to hot. How about we get out of this joint and have an adventure." Yancy would feel conflict but with the motivation of wanting to see his dearest friend again (you) he takes Illinois' hand and heads out.

What would their name be? Yancynois? Darkwhip? (mixture of yancy's tattoo + Illinois' whip) Idk but I can see nothing but fluff ensuing.

[samuell-z]

I was bored so I decided to do some more little drawings.

[obsidiancreates]

-petpet- Hope you’re getting good rest and feeling a bit better today! 😴👍

Descendants of the Trio AU:

For your comical entertainment, consider if the sibling squad (Space, Illinois, Heist, Date + Yancy) ried to prepare an elegant dinner at the Manor. Together. It could’ve been for a holiday or just something done on the fly. “Brotherly bonding.”

Oh, how about for Eric’s birthday? If anyone could unite for a cause, it would be for Eric.

Picture Heist and Illinois competitively cooking but getting nowhere in putting anything on the table. They often forget about the food, because they’re too busy criticizing and critiquing the other’s technique. (Heist did make a pretty decent breakfast in HWM, but Illinois exploring the world may have made him feel a bit educated in terms of cuisine. On Illy’s own, he feels like a Kraft Mac ‘N Cheese kinda guy, but you can’t tell me that the man doesn’t know fine spices from all the mummy tombs he’s explored.)—Everything’s debated: Salt-pepper ratios, what to season your pan with, which ingredients are acceptable in a dish, etc. 

Space has to take charge by giving Heist and Illinois a recipe book of various things (per Eric’s preferences) to stop their bickering if they were to get anything done.

Date is in charge of decor. Maybe that ability to make romantic items appear becomes useful…Maybe it doesn’t. If he has to go to the store, it’ll be with borrowed money. Of course. (I wonder if Dark gave the boys specialized ‘Markiplier Inc.’ credit cards in case of an emergency.)

Yancy inherits Wilford’s ability and fondness for baking, so he’s got it covered for the birthday cake and desserts. Something about the  camaraderie makes him feel nostalgic for doing these sorts of things for his prison fam, so he’s having a blast! (I like to picture Yancy would always be a little awed to work with /actual/ fresh ingredients—like fruit.) Just hopefully, he’s well-versed with /modern/ kitchen appliances, you know? I’d think he’d be more comfortable with gasoline stoves and ovens than the electric ones.

Space is busy making sure the Manor doesn’t burn down and ensures everything is put together in time. He hadn’t felt this much urge to have his fire extinguisher ready in a very, very long time. Definitely feeling the stress of his father to keep the boys on task without property damage.

No, Dark doesn’t know a thing about anything of this. So, when he enters the Manor with Eric—It’s a bit of a surprise for him too.

—Melody anon

*bumps head into the pets like a cat* :D Thank you! I do feel better, got a little sleep last night this time XD

THIS IS SUCH A CUTE IDEAAAAAAA

I think Ego Manor has older appliances honestly, because half the people there still struggle with what a Flip-phone is sometimes. So Yancy should be very comfortable!

Date's ability helps a little bit, probably. Eric likes flowers, so those are easy, and he can probably get tablecloths and napkins folded into animals and stuff like that. But for streamer and such, has to go to the store (he does indeed have a Family Credit Card, most of the money comes from Bim's shows and The Googles getting money in in various ways, from Stock Market to straight-up hacking banks)

Space has a new respect for The Captain after this XD He had already respected them anyway but now it's tripled.

Heist and Illinois for sure burn everything before Space takes over XD Burn or undercooked trying to get done faster than the other. Probably they both somehow curse a dish by accident too. Stop playing with mysterious ancient items, boys!

Dark doesn't know how to react at first, and then hears Space organized it all and the next day gives Space a pair of his old cufflinks from when he was mayor. "I noticed you needed them when you wore that suit last night," is all he says about it.

He's very proud.

[samuell-z]

This is amazing

A Heist with Markiplier as John Mulaney

Yancy, about prison:

Yancy, if you stay in prison:

Splitting up in the cult room:

Mark, going first to eat with MatPat:

Illinois: You might fall in love with me

Mark: Let's split up!

Mark: You would tell me if you got bit, right?

The interview with Warfstache:

There's a musical number!?