#leazy

[piggucaz]

I did a fun little remix 👉👈

[patricia-taxxon]

cw: venting about some drama that happened on twitter that many of you were likely not present for, and my very personal solipsistic emotional reaction to it that many of you will find annoying.

So every once in a while, people (normies) rediscover this furry musician called Pent Up Pup, who is a fan of me i think, so I need to be nice. To describe them with complete neutrality, they make music that is completely filled with memes and signifiers of furry kink erotica to the point of parody, and they invite a huge amount of derision like you'd expect. This particular drama storm was triggered by their new song, and it aroused a lot of negative emotions in me, which i'll go through from least to most self-centered.

So firstly, through being so audacious, Pent Up Pup has managed to become the default furry musician through which all discourse flows, normies treat them like the final boss. Everyone needed to have a take, but even more people saw this as an opportunity to bring them down in favor of someone else. Some poor furry rapper called $LEAZY EZ got caught in the crossfire, and her snippet that she uploaded got met with "see? finally some GOOD furry music, this is way better than the one other furry musician I know." And like, yea I'd absolutely produce and mix an entire mixtape for her at no charge, but she had a right to be upset that her big viral break was in service of a bunch of leeches one-upping another creator in the space she was trying to integrate with.

But worse, the main response to her snippet was just... "Oh, finally, furry music that isn't white boy EDM." And like, Pent Up Pup isn't white and imo is way more aligned with alt-rock/britpop, they're just imagining a minority that agrees with them. But also, the more self centered part of me just wants to ask "what about me?" Like imo I'm one of the best in the world at the specific thing I do, and it's not white boy EDM.

And furthermore, in response, every furry musician on twitter has been eager to defend their friend and say that trash talking Pup and uplifting someone else doesn't work when everyone in the scene knows each other. "Don't you know? We're a tight knit community!" And to this I feel a combination of petulant annoyance and RSD, because I have been trying to be a part of that scene and failing for a long time now. Like, I tried integrating into the community when I was first gearing my music in that direction & tried sending my music to the failed beta version of Aural Aliance, and Rinny turned down my track (it was the then unreleased beast / creature) because it had autotune in it. They apologized later (thankfully) and offered me a spot, but like, half of their lineup and also the people organizing the events have me blocked over callout stuff, so I just ghosted them. I've mostly been watching this huge unfair drama storm unfold, making me feel talked over, but then I also have to watch this community that ostracized me band together and show their unyielding comradery while everyone just sidesteps past me in the conversation. I warned you that this would be self centered.

[marsoid]

I need a spreadsheet with all your ocs and their infos do you have a toyhouse ?

Also Leazy sketch

https://i.postimg.cc/259DS4Qv/20240511-123108.jpg

HAH no i do not....i have an oc page but i should update it tbh THANK U FOR THE COOL SLEAZY SKETCH!!!

[nicole-r-elmer-official]

Alex Meets Charlie

Vollen and Sammy meets Shadow and Olive

Shadow: ME AND OLIVE ARE MARRIED!!

Alice Meets Kioro

(2nd picture)Kioro:we would be a great friends soon but not now.

Rasey,Brookie and Sally meets Kathy,Kiara,Leazy and Ken

Rasey:Your shorter than I thought.

PSYCHOMESN AND THE FRIEND GROUP

@alexthecatgirl LOOK AT THIS >:DD

[burningtheroots]

Lmao I'm not a woman but pop off I guess

Sex and gender are different, so it's possible to be female without being a woman. Radfens just want to force people to be something they're not to get into their pants or to control the lives of others while supporting a "caring" mask on top of it. You all absolutely fetishsize afab people. Keep dreaming on leazy

Sex and gender are indeed different. Sex is a biological, immutable reality whereas gender is a patriarchal construct.

"Woman" means "adult human female".

Being a woman is a neutral, material reality.

If you believe that "woman" = characteristics, behaviors, interests etc. (as gender ideology perpetuates), you‘re only reinforcing patriarchal ideas.

No matter what you say or do — when you‘re female, you‘re a woman.

Radfems aren’t fetishizing anyone, no matter how often you repeat your accusation. We want to abolish "gender" altogether. "Masculinity" and "femininity" shouldn’t be a thing. We‘re all just individuals who are either male or female.

You just prove that you don’t want to be perceived as a woman due to the way women are viewed by our patriarchal society, however, I‘ll tell you again that the solution isn‘t to deny that you‘re a woman, but rather to fight gender roles & stereotypes altogether.

[firsttarotreader]

is it me or he sleeps on his couch sometimes??? 😅 P totally gives me vibes of someone who's so leazy sometimes he doesnt have the energy to even go up stairs to his bedroom, you know? human Garfield 🤣

You are right, that’s his bedroom and he has a new headbord. 😁😁

[genderoutlaws]

(for the askbox game) my name is minda :}

this one is less cohesive but all bangers

Molly Sells Molly By The Sea Shore by Sorry Mom

I Luv Robert Smith by Mt. Eddy

Nadine by Chuck Berry

Dummy by $leazy EZ

Anthem by Pansy Division

✨ send yr name for a playlist ! ✨

[vampdyke69]

charlie 4 the playlist thing ! :D

happy Hanukkah !!

thank u charlie!! chag sameach! <3

Change by Mavis Staples

HOROSCOPE by closegood

Anthems For A Seventeen Year-Old Girl by Broken Social Scene

Robin Hood by $leazy EZ

Lolo 13 by Laura Jane Grace

I Wanna Be Your Dog 2 by AJJ

Everyday People by Sly & The Family Stone

✨ send me yr name and i’ll make u a playlist! ✨

[cel3stiaa]

agh i wanna do introduction but im too freaking leazy to write it😔😔😔😔

[skeetlebeetle]

THINK before you speak. is it:

G rungy

R otten

O dious

S melly

S leazy

[obsesiveblue]

Oto ta FEM. Qwere ale i tak zrobie jej refki więc będzie bardziej widoczne że to babka nizeli Orginał w wysokich butach. Pozatym pobawię się dizajnem itp. Powiem ze będzie kolorowy ale ciiii nic więcej. @lilystfox : Qwere Fem.ver: me

[radio-mix-kassette]

https://www.mixcloud.com/radio_mix_kassette/mani-prepping-for-berlin-mix/ 

Missing some teckno, need to shake your body, kick off this night with Prepping 4 Berlin mix by Mani Máni Helgasson is a musician and designer from the band Rari Boys and Hollow Skulls and solo stuff as $LEAZY . made a mix for Radio_mix_kasstte and 88.4 fm. enjoy link for mani aka $LEAZY music https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/VsBrYTkda8uBnqKY9

[dogboyvega-inactive]

THE

[nicole-r-elmer-official]

Charlie:Listen up, y'all! We have plans tomorrow so listen.

Kioro:*Smack.*

Kiara:OW!!

Charlie:*Explaining the plans*

Leazy:*tries to act serious*(CANT FIND YELLOW)

Kioro:*backs up*

Shadow:*got bumped*

Olive:*same as Shadow*

Kathy:0_0

Charlie:*still Explaining*

Kiara:Grrr....

Ken:*listening*

Kiara:RAAAAAHHHH!!! *Tackles Kioro*

Kioro:AHHH--

Everyone:0_0

*The camera ends itself :3*

[swifthfy]

Humans At The Vet

Leazis was happy about her job working as a veterinarian on what some might even consider a core world, even if it wasn’t near the core. Was happy being the core of the issue here. It hasn’t even been a few years since humanity was discovered, but they have already proven their status as dependable workers with extreme pack-bonding. Stick a human on virtually any ship or any crew and they start to form bonds in a heartbeat.

This means that humans are now everywhere in the galaxy and on almost every planet you will see a few humans registered. The problem is their somewhat unique biology. They differ from all other sentients just enough to make medical procedures difficult, most medicines don’t work or do the opposite of helping. 

That’s where Leazis and the other veterinarians come into the picture. You see, the most popular pet in the galaxy happens to be a mammalian species called Fial. The Fial are, by complete chance, extremely close to the humans in terms of biology, enough so that most medicine and techniques work on them just as well as humans. And sure, a few sapient species share traits and medicine with pets. But as the humans don’t have sapient counterparts and they’re new in the galaxy, their biology hasn’t been taught to most doctors yet.

Which of course, results in veterinarians taking the brunt of the humans that pass through the worlds far away from their own. This includes our unfortunate Leazis, who sees more humans than pets these days.

‘’God fucking damnit why can’t these fucking deathworlders just leave me the fuck alone. I swear to the universe that they find pleasure in injuring themselves.’’ Leazis threw another empty bottle of Fial medicine towards the wall, shattering and scattering the pieces mostly in the trash.

‘’Leaz, we’ve been over this, they pay more than any Fial owner I’ve seen AND they don’t try to escape when administering shots or medicine. They’re our best customers and the best behaved ones.’’ Leazis’ colleague, Hoad has this conversation every once in a while, mostly after a human comes in with an injury that only ‘’real’’ doctors could fix in other sapients.

‘’The humans come in with burns, bleeding, chemical burns, concussions, lacerations and even broken bones. One of them had a steel rod going THROUGH their lung. How in the fuck did they even live? I’m the fucking ‘doctor’ and I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE. It’s as if the universe wants them to live through anything, all I do is close their wounds and replace the blood.’’ Slamming her desk she looks at the appointments and upon seeing two more humans in a row she lets her head smack her desk with a thud. ‘’Please let them be normal issues like not eating or insomnia.’’ 

Her cries go unanswered however as the next human enters the room and shows their right arm bent with an entirely new joint. ‘’Hey doc, I broke my arm trying to lift some cargo, but it fell over and crushed the bone, can you mend it?’’ Leazis is now in shock, this being the worst fracture she has ever seen, even with humans.

‘’I...I...I can… try?’’ How are you even conscious? How are you talking?’’ Leazis was in complete shock at this point, having seen bad things like pets mauled by other pets but those were mostly shallow wounds and bruises, nothing life threatening or debilitating but this? This is way way way worse.

‘’This bracelet on my shoulder stops the electrical signals for pain from going through, paralyzes the arm though. So what’s next?’’ This is what she’s always so unnerved about, this is what Leazis hates the most. Seeing something so horrible treated as mundane, something like it just happens and then you fix it. Most species would get their arm mended of course, but they would react horribly at even a memory of the accident. Humans seem to just shrug off both the physical injury but the psychological ones as well. Leazis had started to doubt if they even had psychological injuries from physical injuries.

‘’Let's… just get you on the damn table and get this over with.’’

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Having done an hour long surgery, which included:

Putting the human to sleep to prevent mental trauma and complications.

Opening the tissue around the arm to see the shattered fragments of the bone.

Throwing up in the garbage and washing her hands again.

Taking each piece of bone and mending it back to resemble the original one, using an entire bottle of Fial regeneration helper to speed the process.

Closing up the wound and checking for bleeding, finding the bleeding to be in acceptable levels she decided to just let the human heal it themselves, this had already been more than she signed up for.

Going to wake up the human with an injection, she saw them staring right at her. ‘’AAAH what the fuck how are you awake!?!’’

‘’Was I… not supposed to be?’’ The human must have been silent through the entire operation and just watched their arm be opened and healed. ‘’It’s not like I felt anything so what’s the problem?’’ 

‘’The injection I gave you was supposed to put you to sleep for hours if not given the antidote, how in the fuck are you awake, I saw you fall asleep.’’

‘’Yeah I did drop for a few minutes I’d assume but I woke up in the middle while you were working on my arm, I thought it was strange but I didn’t feel anything and you were focused so I saw no reason to take it up with you.’’

‘’Y-your arm will be healed in a few weeks, keep this metal frame attached and try avoiding heavy use, now please, get out.’’ This would have cost millions in credits, had this mistake been done on another sapient. She had used the wrong dosage, one appropriate for a Fial tenth the size of the human. 

‘’Sure thing, doc, thanks a lot, payment should be arriving in just a moment, this is the ship’s contact info if ya need to give anything more.’’ The human left the door, leaving Leazis alone in the room. Another empty bottle of medicine flies across the room, landing nowhere near the garbage. A knock comes to the door, the next customer is waiting.

‘’Come on -’’ She manages to say before remembering it was also a human. She curses inwardly and waits in abject terror, expecting something just as bad or even worse. She winces as the door opens, only to show a human with no injuries to be seen.

‘’Hey doc could I buy a bottle of the... ‘Fial regeneration helper’, I’ve got mechanic with some pretty bad burns on his arm.’’ This is something she wasn’t normally supposed to do as the dosages could easily become deadly for Fial. Humans however, could use the bottle however they wished, drink it, inject it or pour it in their eyes. They look at it as a ‘cure-all’, which it in all fairness is to them.

‘’Sure, here, 206 credits.’’ Leazis doesn’t want to know more and thus doesn’t ask, she just wants the human gone from her clinic and to never come back. She doesn’t hate the humans, she just hates what they consider normal. All Leazis wanted was to help pets and other creatures and make them happy. Now she’s being subjected to bodily horrors above her paygrade, even if the pay is better. Again alone in the room, she speaks to herself. 

‘’I just wanted to help animals. I just wanted to help animals. I just wanted to help animals. I just wanted to help animals. I just wanted to help animals... ‘’ This goes on for a little while until she looks at her tablet and sees four more humans on their way, apparently having been drinking rocket fuel until passing out. Leazis has truly lost the joy in her job.

Hearing a knock on the door, Leazis is left confused, the four humans shouldn’t be arriving yet, she finds a human without an appointment. ‘’Can I help you? I have four humans coming down here soon and I need the entire room for them, so this has to be fast.’’

‘’I hope this isn’t serious, it’s my dog, he hasn’t been eating for two days and I’m worried sick.’’ Leazis perks up instantly, forgetting all the shit she’s been through today. Now she gets to help an actual pet, even if it’s a human one.

‘’Sure let me take a look. Bring it on the table here…. aaand that’s great. Pupils are fine, no fur loss, heartbeat is just fine…’’ She stops in the middle of the sentence, having found the issue at hand. ‘’There's a ball of some kind inside the stomach, it’s obstructing the way to the intestines.’’

‘’Well that’s two mysteries solved, his favourite ball went missing around the same time. Anything you can do to help?’’ Pets eating things they’re not supposed to, this was what she had originally signed up for. Simple problems and simple solutions.

‘’Yeah no problem with that, but I will have to do surgery. This won’t take long, don’t worry, it’s safe.’’ Prepping the table one again she goes through the motions, almost happy about the dog having swallowed a ball as it gives her an actual patient. She puts the dog under, cuts him open and retrieves the ball. After she just closes the dog up and applies canine regeneration helper. Taking no more than ten minutes, the dog just has to be carried home and tended to for a while.

‘’There you go, good as new. Try to keep him from eating more toys.’’ Leazis was beaming with pride as the owner hugged her pet and cried of joy. This is what she loved about the job.

‘’Thank you so much doctor, I’ll recommend you to everyone I know. You have no idea how much this helps.’’ The human keeps hugging her dog while not speaking.

‘’It’s no problem, but please, don’t recommend me to more humans, I have my hands full with you people already.’’

‘’Heh, yeah, I’ve heard the rumours. Well then I guess I’ll just thank you and pay, best of luck with the human patients.’’ Leazis, now almost jumping in joy at having helped a pet, says her goodbyes to the human and their dog, giving a treat to be handed out once the dog wakes up. She would have stayed in the good mood for hours if not for the banging at her door and four new guests arriving in stretchers.

[thevibrant-vegan]

Feeling lazy? Hungry but can't be bothered cooking a full meal? Yeah that's my life. Don't worry though I got you covered. I've just uploaded a new video "lazy af vegan meals" on my YouTube channel go check it out! These recipes are healthy and are super easy to make with minimal effort, and oh yeah they are also super cheap 🙃🍠🍝🍜#myfood #vegan #plantbased

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