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Besides some color tweaks, here's the gremlin ref!

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Desgined this lil lady today her name is cleo!!!

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The funniest thing to me always is ponies shmokin wheed so any version of this is amazing. Maybe rarity and applejack couchlocked beyond belief

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Misogyny.

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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

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he'd wear a trenchcoat

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just got jumpscared at work today

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stop making fun of bad people for being fat or having small dicks or being socially awkward or whatever else you seem to think is a fair target. none of that shit has anything to do with why theyre bad. i don’t care if a nazi has a stutter or a terf has thinning hair or whatever. at best youre missing the point, at worst your comments are gonna hurt vulnerable people more than they will ever affect the shitty person you’re mocking. why are you so attached to these bullshit standards anyway?

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we cant hug in person but weve hugged a million times in my head ; u ;!!!!!

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honestly when you think about the mlp universe for any amount of time you realize it gets fucked up very quickly

like there's the pony racism of course, which never gets addressed, and if anything ends up doubled down on as the show continues

but also it's kinda horrifying how much the ponies control nature. seasons don't change on their own, the ponies make them change. They have a schedule for it. They control the weather, and plan it out precisely. The sun doesn't even come up on it's own.

god no wonder Discord wanted to fuck shit up so bad. There's no chaos to Equestria's natural world, bc the ponies control it so tightly. If I ended up there, knowing how unnatural that is outside of this universe, I'd go bonkers too

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stop what you’re doing and watch this

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Hitch!!!

(he/him) 🐁🏳️‍⚧️🧀

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Speed: 100 distance: 0

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Sooo this happened on tiktok

And the comments are gold

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