#leave me aloneeee:((

[seagiri]

SHE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!

[attention-all-pickpockets]

the transgender goats

attention all pickpockets / from TG&Y / hebrews 11:40 / lakeside view apartments suite / white cedar

[graegrape]

bad people can make good art. bad people can write wonderful stories. bad people can look beautiful. just because someone turns out to be a bad person doesn't mean their art has always secretly sucked or they have always been 'ugly'. i promise you you will not betray your morals by admitting you liked something about them

[nounaarts]

Not feeling the art flow recently, but that's ok :))

All 4 of them won't leave my brain, I hate them all <33

[foldingfittedsheets]

I’m over here yelling at the damn children who are staring blankly into my screen door like the lost souls of Victorian orphans and my friend Nova is out here teaching empathy lessons on why they shouldn’t kill bees when they noticed children stomping on their flowers.

[skunkes]

i hate reblogging silco gifsets bc it feels weirdly like reblogging that gif of the tumblr daddy dom guy weakly whipping the bed with his belt ykwim... when all the reblog comments of the time were all shit like "my ovaries!!!!" like sorry an old twig (WITH SHORT HAIR!!!) lighting a cigar is doing it for me. i'm jumping.

[borathae]

I had a dream today from which I will never recover. I was besties with Yoonkook and one night we got drunk and started talking about sex and how we are all single and horny and then Kook had to idea to just help each other and we ended up naked and kissing and rubbing our bodies together ngnfndngng they took turns touching me like bruh they rubbed my pussy and like fingered it and went down on me and then we DPed and like 😶 I felt everything and it was so real and bruh I even smelled them and felt their warmth and their breath on my skin whenever they nuzzled closer 😶 bruh how do I continue with my life after such a dream? Fnsndnd I can still feel the way they were rubbing me I-

They had these hairstyles

And smelled heavenly bruh Imma need 3 million business days to recover from tonight hfjajsjs ALSO Koo was the most eager subby boy with the biggest puppy eyes and Yoongi kept praising us left and right but he loved having his hair pulled bRUH

[allpiesforourown]

classic nikki a little fish is no match for you. classic nikki a little fish is no match for you. classic nikki a little fish is no match for you. classic nik

[squidflavoredsoup]

twt wouldn’t understand

dramatic hair flip

ANYWAY SOM BS ERM MY BIRDSONA N LIKE stylized mudbeard SHUT UP IM IN HATE W HIM

DHMU IM GOING INSANE RN

[mrmeepsmadmind]

starscream: WHY must every bot be SOOO irritating? EVEN MORE THAN THEY USUALLY ARE. & THAT'S A SKY HIGH BAR . ..Why can't i just form my new cybertronian republic in peace. the only thing that could make this worse Besides megatron (because he's a Constant. ) is the totally asinine, in no way possible, abstract nightmare of being haunted by annoyingly-upbeat commentary that only i can hear.. thank primu-

the Heavenly Bee:

[crystallizsch]

“It’s Always A Dance With You”

yuusha tala💜 x jamil viper🐍 (oc x canon) word count: 500+ words cw: not angst surprisingly notes: takes place during book 5; i got overzealous and wrote a dance scene (insert question mark)

their first dance in the kitchen was not really any less weirder than being outside ramshackle—

standing on the itchy grass;

next to the gravestones;

with the bugs that crawl at night.

a little more privacy would’ve been nice but they can’t be too picky this late at night.

━━━━━━✦

the prefect looked at the scarabia vice housewarden’s outstretched hand.

🐍: Are you ready?

💜: Sure. But without music?

🐍: Just follow my lead.

💜: But how am I supposed to—

🐍: Will you stop complaining, Prefect? I’d rather not be out here for longer than we need to.

yuusha made a dramatic sigh as she begrudgingly put her gloved hand on top of his.

💜: You’re the boss.

━━━━━━✦

it started with a light step forward, and two light steps back.

and the judgments began.

🐍: No, Prefect. Your other left.

🐍: Why is your back so stiff? Relax. It’s like I’m dancing with a log.

the vice housewarden felt his patience wearing thin.

the prefect knew how to dance. he saw.

well—

she danced with him herself.

the impromptu dance in the kitchen.

sure she wasn’t great, but she knew how to keep in rhythm.

so why now does it feel like the prefect is making it deliberately hard for him?

━━━━━━✦

jamil spoke too soon.

yuusha was a fast learner, of course. he knew this.

or she decided to be compliant out of spite.

either or they were dancing in sync to the tuneless sound of the night, save for the occasional chirp of crickets and the jingle of the bells from jamil’s hair ornaments as they twirled around each other.

there’s always a sudden shift with her that he can’t control.

unfortunately for her, two can play at that game.

the vice housewarden concluded the dance with a sharp dip.

━━━━━━✦

so it was another one of those moments.

did the air become particularly warmer that night or was it just that their bodies were pressed closed together in the dip, their faces were almost touching?

from this angle, the prefect gazed into jamil’s eyes. it sparkled like the night sky illuminating behind him.

that’s a soft, starstruck look yuusha hasn’t seen before.

oh this is dangerous.

at this moment, she forgot the implications of eye contact with the scarabia vice housewarden.

she felt herself letting her guard down, much to her dismay.

unbeknownst to her, jamil fell to that vulnerability first. a vulnerability he didn’t think he’d have again.

yuusha matched his soft gaze which jamil immediately honed in on.

💜: Your eyes are beautiful, Jamil. Have I ever told you that?

━━━━━━✦

the prefect yelped as she landed butt-first onto the ground.

jamil had let her body slip out off his hands, dropping the prefect on purpose.

yuusha attempted to kick his shins in retaliation but to no avail. jamil dodged it effortlessly considering she’s still on the ground.

🐍: We’re done here.

he averted his gaze, trying to hide that he felt warmth rushing through his cheeks.

the hood of his dorm uniform can’t save him right now as he’s not wearing it.

💜: You didn’t have to DROP me! Sorry for complimenting you, I guess.

jamil didn’t acknowledge her complaint and just reached out his hand to her again.

he looks like he’s trying so hard to hide a laugh with that shit-eating smirk of his.

she looked up at him with disbelief but proceeded to accept it anyway.

💜: …..Thanks for the dance, Vice Housewarden.

🐍: You’re welcome, Prefect. Dont ask me ever again.

[pumpkinrootbeer]

too many "omg mikko actually playing defensively" sentiments in the world lately... mikko has always played defense

here's him falling beautifully to get it out of their zone

here's him flailing beautifully to get it out of their zone

NEVER say he doesn't play defense his majestic tumbles are stunning defensive plays in disguise 💔💔💔

[tadpole-apocalypse]

Imagine Astarion pulling Morgan by her braids though

Like this?

Or like this?

Yeah I’ve thought about it 🌝

[witheverynesta]

being a nesta lover = wanting to bang my head against a wall anytime I see someone excusing the ic's actions

[robotsafari]

happy anniversary to the game that gave me an existential crisis this year. have a loop(s).

[thesafireartist]

Some band au (@head---ache) doodles

Ft. @yourpalsalamander’s Asha and @galacticghoste’s Silho (spiky buddies)

Also some doodles from @a-random-boo’s Magma because they have keytarist Saiya and a bonus Neve

Tucked in giant t-shirt

Inhibitor rings hanging from her belt instead of chains

Giant shorts with the number TEN IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE 10 SHE’S THE TENTH MEMBER

Giant ass platform boots