#leave me alone ok

[glbtrx]

ME??? Making a COUNT DOWN of the RELEASE of Murtagh book?????? When there are STILL *seventy-five* DAYS to wait??? NO WAY????? like dude wtf??? Absolutely not me??

[mousethe]

my cousin bought me pizza tower so heres some Pinos to celebrate

[rvspecter]

when will netflix understand there’s no point in suggesting new shows to me

[sardonic-the-writer]

is there a form of self shipping but for like. aroace people. how do i explain that i never want to kiss anyone or have sex or stuff like that but still have the urge to sit in silence with a character that doesn't exist?? call that a fucken self really-good-friends shipper for all i know

[ryanstillwrites-if]

im realising from the poll that some people might not know that you can choose your mc's job in the update. this choice only comes up if you chose not to tell the mc's family, but it will come up again in chapter 2 for those that didn't get it already so... don't panic.

anyway in case you're curious, your mc can work as a:

pilot

hairdresser

swimming coach

paralegal

filmmaker

[the-troll-book-of-mormon]

i finally got to MURDERSTUCK, and this is so embarrassing but sollux losing his lisp is legit wrecking my shit more than anything else lol. like i already knew the characters were gonna die! and that's sad and all, but his voice was my absolute favorite to read aloud and now i have to change it???!!! nobody warned me about THIS!!! not that the lisp is all there is to his character voice, but it IS fucking precious and i want it back

im not even exaggerating lmaoo, im probably gonna cry about this more than once and i don't care that it's ridiculous

[kimjiwoong]

MUZIN get him UGH, 220916

[onesweetworld18]

Plot Twist: Louis’ new plane hoodie is actually Harry’s and he wears it because they aren’t together.

[gravyhoney]

chose one character to make their sad life happy

but when they reach 30 they suddenly get all the trauma and emotion baggage that they were slowly getting before at full force

Wow. That’s kinda harsh don’t u think? Anyways Blake.

Freakass has never known a day of peace in his life, from his mom murdering his dad and kidnapping him when he was a toddler, to all the bounty hunters bullshit, to being aggressively interrogated after said bounty hunters get arrested, to finding out Blake isn’t her legal name, to her gf dying and coming back to life in a traumatic way, to disappearing off the face of the earth and getting rejected by her now ex gf after showing back up 8 years later. Yeah this guy probably got the worst of it amongst my ocs.

[pierrelucdisaster]

Let's not talk about Jack Ahcan during this game. I gotta get a bunch of stuff done tonight. I can't pencil in being horny on main for him rn.

[pblumpkins]

Yall know what would be funny

If they just move the animatronics into Mike's house

Listen I know it's cringe but it would be funny as fuck like there's an important discussion going on and there's just Foxy in the back watching Arthur

[samglyph]

Mermay….mermay…. Merlinmay….

[rippedstitch-s]

☎️ lee

What My Muse Has For Your Muse's Contact Info: Lee 💙

What Their Ringtone Is: I Think We're Alone Now by Tiffany

The Last Text They Sent Your Muse: 'Are all my cat photos bothering you, darling?'

What Image My Muse Has For Your Muse In Their Phone:

@leemalkovich

[turtletoria]

the krampus incident from the book of bill if it was out of character and stupid

[alicerovai]

- Mobius, if I don’t make it back, I…

-You’ll make it back.

F*ck everything they’re REAL.

[timethehobo]

A little treat for the Emmrich romancers?