#leash your chaotic neutral friend

[king-soldier-poet]

Nym the type to get lost in a grocery store

[bones4thecats]

Hi hi! I saw a post of yours saying requests were open so I hope it's alright for me to request something with platonic Twisted Wonderland x Reader (^w^)

Could I request Epel, Ace, and Deuce (separately) with a gender neutral reader who's a few years older than them and perceives them as a younger sibling? (Like, they have his back when he needs it, may tease him if he does something silly, and helps with homework etc.)

I hope this wasn't too long/an odd request lol. I hope you have a lovely day! Remember to stay hydrated and avoid shrimp posture when you spend time at a table/desk! (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

Having An Older Sibling Figure! Reader

Characters: Epel Felmier, Ace Trappola and Deuce Spade Requester: 👪Anon A/N: I’ll name you 👪Anon and I hope you enjoy this. And I think it’s a little late on the shrimp posture thing, pretty sure it’s my body’s default position now lmao🤣 P.S: Each version of the Reader is based on a different Disney character; Epel - The Raven, Ace - Mad Hatter, and Deuce - The Caterpillar ⚠️ Trigger Warning for: Mentions of substance abuse ⚠️

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»»———————————-　 Epel Felmier 　———————————-««

🍎 As a high-ranking member in Pomefiore, you were seen as perfect. From your hair to your voice and the way you walk, many believed you to be the embodiment of what the Fairest one of All was

🍎 The only person you knew who didn’t believe that was a first-year, Epel Felmier

🍎 You were used to taking care of others because of your younger siblings, but Epel was a whole other case. Not that his stubbornness could deter your devoted spirit

🍎 Whenever he would need a break, not want but need, you would tell your housewarden that you would handle him while your large-black wings would flutter and flap to motivate the vice-houswarden to keep his hands to himself. Feathers are sensitive after all

🍎 He began to accept you when you kept getting him out of some situations with Vil, and since your record was squeaky clean with your fellow third-year, it was very easy to loosen Epel’s metaphorical leash

🍎 While he does not appreciate the teasing words you give him whenever he gets caught messing around by Vil, he would be lying if he said it wasn’t nice to know that despite his personality obviously not matching with the Pomefiore-stereotype, you were always by his side

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»»—���—————————-　 Ace Trappola 　———————————-««

🪅 As the most chaotic member inside of the Heartslabyul dorm, you were always seen making your current housewarden's upset. Ever since you first joined the school two years prior, you annoyed Riddle to no end

🪅 Though, when your older friend's classmate's younger brother decided to attend and got sorted into your dorm, you had to admit you wondered how much chaos you could cause with the younger Trappola boy

🪅 When you first met him, you tipped your hat off and laughed without an sense of sanity, which made Ace both nervous and interested in you

🪅 He has never seen someone as care-free as you before, especially in a dorm that was always fearful of their leader

🪅 You adore teasing him with your classic: "Why is a raven like a writing desk?" question. And whenever he answers and you admit your personal cluelessness, he gets upset, which makes you laugh

🪅 He may never admit to it, but he sees you like another older sibling. Though, he bonds with you in more chaotic ways than he could his actual biological brother, since he was far more mature than a duo of teenage college students

🪅 You had definitely saved him from Riddle's rage by pointing out an affect of your unique magic which has 'accidentally' made the housewarden's crown go running for it's money

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»»———————————-　 Deuce Spade　———————————-««

♠️ As his childhood was full of mishaps and trouble being caused by his oblivious-self, Deuce believed himself to be unworthy of devotion of a sibling, or anyone fairly close to him that wasn't his mother or grandmother

♠️ So, when you, a high-placing member of the Heartslabyul dorm came into his life by being found hanging around a larger-than-life mushroom, which was surrounded by many tall pieces of grass and whatnot, he was surprised at how sibling-like you treated him

♠️ When you explained why you seemed to look out for him, it made him realize he wasn't the only person with regrets...

"If I may ask, Mr/Miss. L/N. Why is it that you seem to not give up on me like others? I'm struggling to understand it myself." Deuce asked you as you laid with your back against the mushroom's cap.

"Young man, I do not tell my truth often. But, when I was a young newborn, my family ran a business that, let us say, was quite different. I began to abuse some types of material that I shouldn't have. And when I met my dear friend, Cater Diamond, I understood just how much harm it was causing me. From that day forward I pledged myself to leave my faults behind me. Now, when I see a soul as damaged as yours aiming for a good future, I cannot help but see a younger me in you. Do you understand?"

♠️ Deuce looked up at you in shock, he understood that unique magic could be hard to unlock, but hearing that you had to smoke and do all kinds of things just to gain it was horrendous to hear! But, when you compared yourself to him, his heart pounded in even more shock!

♠️ You, who is one of the strongest magic-users in the Heartslabyul dorm, and by-far one of the strongest members of the Spelldrive team, seeing yourself in him made him appreciate you being around even more. If that was even possible

♠️ Whenever you notice he needs a break, you would spell out a short quiz of riddles to wind his mind down. For someone who many describe as a smokeaholic, you really were a smart and kind person when needing to be

♠️ By the way, whenever you get angry, he most likely does. You are far less expressive with emotions than the first-year, but when someone sees you and Deuce angry, they get scared

[holeexplored]

FLASHING LIGHTS AND WE. TOOK A WRONG TURN AND WE. FELL DOWN A RABBIT HOLE. // WE FOUND WONDERLAND. YOU AND I GOT LOST IN IT. AND WE PRETENDED IT COULD LAST FOREVER.

boyd holbrook, homosexual, cis man + he/him, they/them → isn’t that stannislaw holden kingsleigh? i hear that they're alice from alice in wonderland. i hear they’re 40. they seem to be curious & witty, but also ruthless & complusive. their aesthetics include chasing a lead and questioning everything, tea and biscuits, knives and guns.

BASIC INFORMATION

FULL NAME: [ STANNISLAW HOLDEN KINGSLEIGH ] NICKNAME: [ STANNIS, STAN, HOLDEN, KING, THE ALICE ] AGE: [ 40 ] GENDER: [ MALE ] PRONOUNS: [ HE/HIM, THEY/THEM ] FAIRYTALE: [ ALICE, ALICE IN WONDERLAND ] ETHNICITY: [ BRITISH, POLISH ] RELIGION: [ AGNOSTIC. ] LANGUAGE, IN ORDER OF PROFICIENCY: [ ENGLISH, POLISH, VARIOUS OTHERS ] ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: [ HOMOROMANTIC ] SEXUAL ORIENTATION: [ HOMOSEXUAL ] SEXUAL TEMPERAMENT: [ DOM ] SEXUAL POSITION: [ TOP-VERSE ]

RELATIONSHIPS

SIGNIFICANT OTHER: [ TBD. ] PARENTS: [ TBA. ] SIBLINGS: [ TBA. ] FRIENDS: [ TBA. ]

PHYSICAL TRAITS

FACE CLAIM: [ BOYD HOLBROOK ] EYE COLOUR: [ BLUE ] HAIR COLOUR: [ BLONDE ] HEIGHT: [ 1.88 METRES ] BODY BUILD: [ ATHLETIC, BUFF ] FACIAL HAIR: [ LIGHT SCRUFFY BEARD CENTRED AROUND THE MOUTH, EXTENDING TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE. ] TATTOOS + PIERCINGS: [ VARIOUS SMALL TATTOOS. EARRING ON LEFT EAR. ] NOTABLE PHYSICAL TRAITS: [ VARIOUS SCARS FROM BATTLES AND ADVENTURES. PROSTHETIC LOWER ARM AND HAND (TO REPLACE THE ONE THE JABBERWOCK ATE). RED TINTED GLASSES. ]

PHOBIAS AND DISORDERS

PHOBIAS/FEARS: [ tba. ] MENTAL DISORDERS: [ tba.]

PERSONALITY

INTELLIGENCE: [ INTELLIGENT. STREETSMART. CAN TRACK DOWN HIS QUARRY WELL. HAS BUSINESS ACUMEN. ] LIKES: [ TEA. BISCUITS. TRYING NEW THINGS. ALCOHOL. ] DISLIKES: [ WITCHES. POWER HUNGRY ROYALS. ] ALIGNMENT: [ CHAOTIC NEUTRAL ] POSITIVE ATTRIBUTES: [ CURIOUS, WITTY, DETERMINED ] NEGATIVE ATTRIBUTES: [ RUTHLESS, COMPULSIVE ]

COMBAT INFORMATION

WEAPONS: [ KNIVES. GUNS. SWORDS, CHIEFLY THE VORPAL SWORD. CROSSBOWS. TRAPS. UNCONVENTIONAL TOOLS. ] POWERS: [ TELEPORTATION. ]

AESTHETICS

AESTHETICS: [ CHASING A LEAD AND QUESTIONING EVERYTHING. TEA AND BISCUITS. ALOCHOL. KNIVES AND GUNS. GETTING HIMSELF INTO TROUBLE. WANDERING WHERE HE SHOULDN'T. EXPLORING HIDDEN DEPTHS AND QUESTIONABLE HOLES. GRITTY. GETTING HIS HANDS DIRTY AND BLOODY. MORALLY GREY DECISIONS. ESCAPING IN THE NICK OF TIME. ] INSPO: [ ALICE, TIM BURTON'S ALICE IN WONDERLAND. ALICE, ONCE UPON A TIME IN WONDERLAND. NEVE GALLUS, DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD. SUCKER PUNCH. HANSEL AND GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS. INDIANA JONES. DONALD PIERCE, LOGAN. ] LYRICAL INSPO: [ I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SENT AWAY BUT THEY FORGOT TO COME AND GET ME. // MY FOURTH DRINK IN MY HAND, THESE DESPERATE PRAYERS OF A CURSED MAN, SPILLING OUT TO YOU FOR FREE. // IS THAT YOUR KEY IN THE DOOR? IS IT OKAY? IS IT YOU? OR HAVE THEY COME TO TAKE ME AWAY? TO TAKE ME AWAY // HE WAS CHAOS, HE WAS REVELRY. ]

KINKS

KINKS: [ BREEDING. COLLARS. LEASHES. VERBAL FEMINISATION. BOOT KISSING/LICKING. RESTRAINS/BONDAGE. CHOKING. HEADLOCKS. PUBLIC. HUMILIATION. DEGRADATION. SOMNOPHILIA. WATERSPORTS. FACE FUCKING. COCK WARMING. WORSHIP. GAPING. CONTROL. SPITTING. ] ANTI-KINKS: [ VORE. SCAT. INFANTILISM. ]

BIOGRAPHY

[ alice in wonderland interpreted with a more gritty, violent and morally grey take, wip ]

first fell into wonderland when he was much younger. exploring it in youth and innocence. eventually returned as an young adult (and other times in the future) to a land with witches and ruled by the red king. the tyrant ruled over wonderland with terror and the threat of the jabberwocky, prompting the white king to crown stannis as his champion to liberate the kingdom.

unwillingly, stannis returned to england during one of his adventures and got checked into a mental asylum for his hysterical ramblings. discovered his ability for teleportation and escaped. returned to wonderland. trained physically and in combat in order to hunt witches and defeat the jabberwocky.

over the years, spends his time exploring wonderland and other realms. hunt witches. eventually, slayed jabberwocky but lost his hand to the monster. throughout his adventures, he's always crossed paths with the knave, and actually saved the red king's right hand and been saved by him multiple times.

currently travels between england/poland and other realms for witch hunting, returns to wonderland often.

[classiqals]

{jonah hauer-king, 28, cisman, he/him} We are so glad to see you safe, PRINCE REUBEN HATZFELD of GERMANY! It’s dangerous out in the world these days, but I hear that you are CONFIDENT and ELOQUENT enough to handle it. Just don’t let your SELF-CENTERED NATURE bring you down! Stay on your guard, because with your secret being at risk for exposure, you wouldn’t want everyone to find out THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMING && STEALING FROM THE NOBLES TO FUND YOUR LUXURIOUS LIFESTYLE.

BASICS;

nicknames:  ruby, most commonly. rubes if you want on his bad side.

sexuality:  bisexual.

relationship: publicly betrothed, a bit controversy, to princess joanna stuart of scotland (secretly they are already married, though her father seeks to disband them)

date of birth:  july 27th

zodiac sign:  a leo.

moral alignment: chaotic neutral

hobbies: forgery, horse riding, competitive games, pestering his siblings, travel, a good party, lazy sunday mornings, shopping, foot racing, keeping secrets.

dislikes: every time he is caught in a lie, being told what to do, losing, personal insults, his older brother.

languages spoken: tba

politics/loyalty: pretty much just in it for himself, and holds no loyalty to anyone save for maybe his wife. would probably betray germany before he would scotland, though only out of fear for the scottish king, and a penchant for wanting to disrupt his own king's peace.

inspirations: the materialist, the spitfire, the forger, the fool, the self-centered.

DETAILS;

the forgotten youngest in a quartet that should have probably remained a duo, reuben was given quite the long leash as a children, and it has affected him a bit poorly now in his adulthood. he tends to be quite self-centered, an attention whore 100%, and will flip on anyone for his own benefit. and he is a little socially clueless.

that said, he's no idiot, at least not as much as many seem to believe. for a couple of years, reuben has built for himself a decent fortune, all in secret; and not legally, at all. by running his own forgery scam against the nobles in germany, he has only grown in wealth, and now stands with connections to scotland.

he's always hated his eldest brother elias; mostly because he was jealous, and now, out of pure rebellion against being told what to do. and also, he is #teameleanor

in secret, he married joanna after a tumultuous relationship that was rooted in secrecy and infidelity. they were betrothed as a punishment, but found true love with one another, and have already been married in secret, against her father's best interest.

he spent a few years, before becoming a royal conman, partying his way through europe and making a pretty embarrassing name for himself as a party boy, reckless, careless german prince. he broke some hearts, in the process, but has gained friends all the same.

CONNECTIONS;

tba

BACKSTORY;

one surprise baby can be forgiven, maybe even loved - but a second, well, that's just an embarrassing reflection on his parents own responsibility. the toddling final in a quartet that should have, really, been better off staying a duo, reuben spent his days with nannies moreso than his parents, and was fostered up to be quite demanding, spoiled, and self-centered from the start.

the nursery was one with a revolving door- terrorized governesses and childminders scared off only weeks or months into the assignment, and reuben was left unmanaged most of the time. competing with the beloved eldest twins was merely a way of life; something his other sibling just didn't quite understand, not to the depth he did, anyway.

everything in life was about redirecting that attention, what he severely lacked, towards himself in whatever way possible. the loudest in the room, the one with the most friends, a full dance card, education yet still somehow managing to miss the point of so much. reuben was every bit a charming, delightful, well-read prince of germany... until you got too close.

he was restless, he was messy, he was selfish, he was brave, he was demanding, he was hungry. after partying his way through europe, remembering now only half of it-

(and it was never about the booze, but moreso the experience. every night, he chased that feeling of life, found in unknown beds and new cities and delicious food and benders of whatever came his way. put up in castles, and flirting with housemaids, leaving quite a trail of messes in his wake.)

returning home happened only when the money ran out. how disappointing he found, to come home to far less than what he wanted. reuben didn't bother to ask many questions, fearing that his elder siblings were using up whatever inheritance would be left, and decided to take matters into his own hands. he stopped flirting with the housemaids, he stopped spending as recklessly on gifts for those he knew he'd never wed, and focused his attention elsewhere.

he pursued the rich nobility, both the heirs and their parents, wishing to both steal their hearts and their wallets. ruby's handwriting had always been raved about; considered otherworldly beautiful and neat. turns out, reuben's expert penmanship could mimic any signature without much work; and so, his claim to wealth began, and reuben's forgery scams took off.

for the last couple of years, he has been hoarding wealth and trying to keep his growing fortune for himself-

(claimed to be through consultant positions he held to the nobles, but really, he was skimming the top off shipments received in the royal docks and leaving no trace)

things changed when he fell into bed after a party in france with one certain princess joanna staurt of scotland. what was a fling, so familiar to reuben, one like any other... nearly immediately launched into the love of his life, and reuben found himself in a flurry of secrets within weeks.

she'd been engaged already- but he hadn't cared- they'd been caught- and then betrothed. it was a story that unfolded with much angst and fear, a break-up in the middle, and enough rocks in the boat to make a heart stop on it's own; but somehow, they prevailed, through all the lies and upsets.

but her father had other ideas, and had only brought the pair together as a punishment. so they wed in secret, before anyone could change their minds; only to be ripped apart from one another, and now- reuben faces his brother as king, and fears that their secret will need to be revealed sooner rather than later to keep themselves together.

[solomons-poison]

my mc is EVIL. the moment he got pulled into the devildom its was immediate plots on how to one up this oddly handsome kidnapper. admitted he understood he wasnt actually a kidnapper by week 2 but still plays that card when putting a bucket of water on top of lucis cracked door. i think lulus conflicted on him... on one hand luci likes the rebels (mamon...) but on the other hand he Really dosent love him poking him when bored.

also the moment he got assigned to mams to be babysat you better BELIEVE he was trying to sneak off. wouldnt be surprised if my mc wasnt allowed to walk around without one of those toddler leash backpacks. Probably has bitten mams more than once and told mams that he has rabies... probably friends regardless tho mams just as chaotic.

i dont think him and levi really even meet. realistically levis holed up and my MCs not the type to start convos with Kidnappers people who dont start convos, and by time he figures he can chill its wayyy too awkward to try and be buddy buddy. missed connection via social awkwardness. Probably at least nod at eachother in the hallways though.

satan.. ok hes my fave so i want to say dating and bffs forever. being unbias is hard so i wont be <3 both are aloof and outside of causing problems, quiet. so between the terrorizing of luci and being able to sit in the same room four hours doing their own things without speaking and calling it bonding, they get along pretty well. Also my MC was raised with cats so he unintentionally does the slow blinky and headbutts . you know itd kill him. fostering kittens together saying its good looking for the exchange program but "secretly" just wanting to coo over kittens

azzy... it can go one of two ways. theyre either IN LOVE with eachother or REALLY want eachother dead. both are flamboyant. both can and will rock heels. both probably will kill a man in the name of love. makeup nails ect... they all share same interests even if only in passing, any hobby they share. now we know azzy loves himself, but it could wayyy easily be seen as trying to steal eachothers things and getting mad jealous over it. literal catfight. hard to say.

beel.. distant but still closer than levi. my MC isnt really a food person, nor a working out person. HOWEVER he does appreciate someone he can sit quietly next to. Also my mc would love to buy him snacks. always fun to pick up snacks when you rember someone likes that snack. might go on a jog with him once or twice and then 10 mins in act like hes dying just to be carried by the hunk tho.

belphie. ok . look assuming theres a proper redemption for the murder thing. like not just jumping from i hate you to i love you. theyd probably get along... both youngest... both EVIL... and again mc loves a good quiet time with someone. might get annoyed at all his sleeping,,, my mc isnt that energetic no, but still wants to like. do things. theres only so many times you can handle nap dates. also the "im the youngest baby me" rivalry would be something to behold.

i could do dateables too but we will be here All day.

anyways this is all to say in NB he's immediately abandoning the babysitting job to go do whatever he wants. once again luci has to bring out the toddler leash. also hes just an actual demon j with the soul of an angel. fills the role of mechivious non violent demon perfectly hence why no one ever stopped to ask if this dude that fell out of a hole in the middle of a tour is really a demon.

Your MC is a creature of chaos and I highly respect that LOL

Imagining him possibly biting Mammon is so funny, being absolutely feral, and the toddler leash, I love it so much

I think my favorite thing in the original Obey Me was finding out that (if it's true, I never ended up redoing my choices to see a difference), you would gain more intimacy points with Lucifer for choosing rebellious responses, versus obedient or neutral responses?? That was so funny to me. So you mentioning that Luci is conflicted on how to feel about your MC totally tracks. Like he doesn't really want some goody two shoes, but also he has his hands full with his brothers already, does there have to be another troublesome person to deal with?

My MC was also raised with cats and is a cat person, so I totally get the bonding with Satan very well. I love the idea of terrorizing Lucifer together with Satan haha

I love all of these and your reasonings, thank you for sharing ❤️

[fleet-admiral-hiba]

I would like to request a small macha platonic with smoker and akainu with gender neutral terms please I'm non binary

I dont know why but I can vibe with the both of them as for details my irl friends describe me as the chaotic gremlin friend who has their backs no matter what

for akainu I would like to see that friend have his back I know he is an ass but i like him

I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU

If anyone said to him that one day, apart from Borsalino, he would have found someone that he likes to have the company of, he would have probably relegated them to cleaning duty.

But he indeed has one such friend, who despite his character, decided to stay beside him. Who not only was trustworthy but also reliable.

But you are also a little gremlin, so chaotic that sometimes he questions why he is tolerating you. Not that he would tell you, but you are like a protegé to him, and he will make sure you are alright. Even if he has to put you on a leash.

Now that he thinks about it, it has been too quiet. The entire base was too placid for a normal day. And so far, no one came to bother him. Nothing.

Strange. Did he send both of you out for a mission? No, he would remember it if he did.

He was musing the recent events when he heard a loud crash and them some screaming. Ah yes, here you were. And by the looks of it, some pirate made your screws loose. But in that commotion he heard something that made his heart do funny things. It made him proud of you, your dedication to your work, the way you saw him. He was proud of his little protegé.

Even though you were a little bit too chaotic for his taste. He had Borsalino for that. But he was glad to have found someone like you.

Not that he was going to tell you anytime soon, but he would make sure to go a little easier on you in the next sparring session.

You were the opposite of him. He was composed, cool and mostly rational. ( Kuzan would say the opposite,but he isn't here so) You, on the other hand, were something he always longed to have as a friend,but sometimes he was tempted to treat you like a fussy cat.

Not to be mistaken, he loved the relationship you formed. Your bond was the perfect combination of your two personalities. But sometimes he felt like the big brother trying to keep his unruly sibling out of trouble.

Not that it wasn't funny. It was always a show to see you go feral whenever someone ( mostly pirates who didn't know by now) tried to mock him or hurt him. But sometimes your energy could be a bit too much. He was old, cut him some slack.

But your loyalty was something he admired deeply. He knew it wasn't easy to find people like you in the world, and he promised to himself to never lose you. Or to not get in trouble too much.

When he said you were too chaotic, he meant it in every possible way. He had a fond smile whenever you worried about him, but the mother henning he could do without. There was Tashigi for that.

And you were an absolute tease, and a danger, but he cared for you the same.

Heavens forbid someone tried to pull a move on you, or he will send them to the deepest part of the Seas he can find. You were so fast when you wanted to be, almost like Borsalino.

He has tried to test that,but never got far

[bangchanswolfpelt]

Okay very very basic question tbh but if you had to order the svt members from dom to sub, could you do a mtl for that? <3

ooh, this was fun!! i’ve got them sorted into tiers, then did a kind of soft ranking within those tiers; the boys on the extreme ends are all pretty much on the same level, it's only when you get to the switchier categories that there's a real distinction between rankings.

doms

Joshua: my favorite mean dom that i never talk about!! he acts like the perfect boyfriend, gentlemanly and sweet and considerate, but when everyone thinks you're blushing over sweet nothings whispered in your ear, he's actually threatening to drag you onto the table and spread you open in front of all his friends to show them how pretty you are. very good at mixing sweetness and affection with super degrading dirty talk until you can't think straight. might let you take the lead for a while if you’re feeling assertive, but he’s never really going to give up control

Jeonghan: another mean dom! likes to play games with you that you definitely can't win, but also just likes for you to keep him company sometimes—imagine lots of cockwarming and cuddling. it flips from lazy and soft to mean so fast, though, when he starts getting bored or fidgety he just starts casually teasing you until you're ready to lose your mind. he won't sub for you, but if you have switchy tendencies, he might let you off the leash to watch you dom someone else 😈

Wonwoo: not as mean as Joshua or Jeonghan; he likes to tease a little, but he's ultimately a very sweet and indulgent dom. he's not really interested in playing games, he just wants to make you do some of the most intensely vulnerable and embarrassing things you could ever do in front of another human being and also make you cum until you cry. he likes it when you get a little demanding, likes to see and hear how much you need him—just don't be bratty and he'll make sure you feel real good 🤤

doms with switchy tendencies

Jihoon: very chill laidback dom, he doesn't want much from you, just be a good sub and sit on his dick while he works. when you flip things on him and take control, it's always kind of a pleasant surprise for him; it's not something he yearns for really, but he likes knowing that you want him enough to be assertive and demanding, and he really likes being able to sit back and just feel cared for

Chan: this boy!! just wants to be in charge!! he is hot and cool and has very good ideas, he knows he would be so good at being in charge, so!! just let him!!!! and he's not wrong, he takes such good care of you, makes it feel like the whole world's narrowed down to just the two of you and nothing matters except making you fall apart for him. sometimes, though, he's too tired from practice and work to take the lead; days like that, he loves just letting go and knowing that you've got him. he'll try to act like he hates subbing until you very seriously suggest not doing it again—he won't be able to look you in the eye, but he'll suddenly start insisting that if you had fun, he didn't mind too much 🥺

Seungcheol: wants to be a cool hard dom, and actually manages it sometimes—he likes it when you're challenging or a little bratty, likes ending dumb playful squabbles with you crying and begging for him to have mercy on you. it's not hard at all to get him to sub for you, though—no matter how cool he tries to act, he loves to be cuddled and cooed over and spoiled so when you give him the opportunity, he's absolutely shameless about it

switches

Seokmin: sex with Seokmin is really playful, and unless you're into more rigid d/s roles, things are always going to be kind of fluid; he probably leans just a shade more dom, though, just because he's so unabashed about what he wants that he's pretty much always ready to take the lead

Hoshi: chaotic switchy nightmare of a boy!! sometimes it can be hard to tell if he's trying to a bratty, needy sub for you, or if it's the mean, teasing dom in him jumping out—he's hard to keep up with, but he'll make sure you're never bored 😂

Minghao: our true neutral prince of switches!! is down for literally anything as long as you don't try to lock him down into strict permanent roles, but really enjoys sex and bdsm as artistic expression. expect a lot of rope, wax, and body paint for the both of you—and his camera is definitely going to be out for all of it 🥵

Vernon: the most passive out of all our switchy boys; like Seokmin, he doesn't care all that much about d/s roles, but leans slightly subbier just because he's ready to roll with whatever you want to do. he just wants to be close to you and also maybe get off, how you get there is mostly up to you

subs

Seungkwan: this boy will act like a dom, but really he’s just a brat!! getting him to admit it will be like pulling teeth, but he really just wants someone who can put him in his place 😈

Mingyu: he'll try to take charge because that's what he thinks you expect from him, but he just really wants someone to love him and appreciate him and tell him what to do. call him your sweet baby boy when you curl up to nap together, call him your good little housewife when he makes you dinner, just make him feel small and loved and he'll be putty in your hands

Jun: a little playful, a little bratty, but he ultimately just wants to be a sweet boy for you. will twist himself into knots trying to be good, but has such poor impulse control—he’ll misbehave then immediately feel so remorseful. be gentle with him 🥺

[fbfh]

jason x reader x leo poly headcanons

Hhjkxhjckzjk oh boy

Kind of a straight man and crackhead thing going on

But its lawful vs chaotic

I'm telling you right now you have the power to tip the scales

If you're chaotic then jason has to get toddler leash backpacks to keep you two alive 

If you're lawful you and jason have to keep leo from exploding everything on sight

If you're neutral or shift between lawful and chaotic, congratulations 

You get to play both sides and/or sit back and watch

Both are lovely

Sometimes leo gets jason to comply with his pranks and schemes 

Jason gets surprisingly into it

You encourage this for a few reasons

You want him to not have to feel like he's in charge and responsible all the time

They've all had way too much pressure put on them and you refuse to contribute 

It's nice for all parties to have jason and leo be co conspirators instead of having jason be weirdly in charge 

Plus since leo is really good at pranking and schemes, he almost gets to mentor jason a little

And it's nice for him to teach jason about something he wants to know about

Plus seeing jason snicker outside the bathroom before you've even entered, let alone turned on the blow drier he put baby powder into, is fucking adorable 

You play along ofc

"Oh, my blow drier is already plugged in… nice :)"

"....."

"Guess I'll just dry my hair a li-"

"GOTCHA"

"..."

"..."

Leo, exiting from behind the shower curtain, causing you to scream slightly

"Dude, you were supposed to wait for them to turn it on" 

"Oh"

You just sigh very slightly

"Turn what on?"

You say as you turn the blow drier on (facing up) covering the entire bathroom in baby powder

"Wow, I was not expecting that. You really got me, J"

You and Leo just share a look as Jason does his little victory dance

And immediately starts cleaning it up (while adorably bragging about how good he got you

Leo and you sometimes orchestrate little pranks for Jason to pull on you 

His record for celebrating before apologizing and starting to feel bad is about 3 minutes and 34 seconds

It doesn’t sound like much but it’s a big improvement

Cuddling positions get switched around periodically 

Jason spoons you, and Leo has his head in your chest

Leo spoons you, you spoon Jason

you lay on top of Jason and Leo flops on top of you

or it's the other way around

Sometimes they both dog pile on you

Dog piles usually happen if someone's having a bad day

You and Jason both make a point to learn about mechanics and engineering that way if Leo's having a bad day, you can get him talking about his projects

He doesn't expect you two to retain everything he says, just the fact that you guys will listen to him means a lot

They’ve been best friends for years and they both love you a whole lot so the vibe is really chill and fun

Borderline sitcom-esque

There's a lot of love and closeness in the atmosphere around you three

Any combination of  y’all works

I may have said this before but leo is tied for highest stamina with nico out of the whole demisquad

Jason is down in the reasonable normal to high sex drive category 

I’ll be making a post about that soon too

You make a lot of jokes about sending leo to horny jail

Then leo makes some sex joke back

Jason laughs and blushes a little every time

“Z-zing!”

I’ma be the first to say it

Jason’s a bottom

Like he can top

But he’s a bottom

Leo is a true switch

So really what happens in the bedroom is very up to you and what you’re like

Jason likes quality time and nice conversations

Leo likes physical touch and making each other laugh

Most mornings are you and jason drinking coffee and talking about stuff 

Leo’s head is on your lap cause he’s still sleepy

The only way you’ve found to get him to go to bed early and stop working on projects till the wee hours of the morning is by boning him

Even then like 60% of the time you’ll be up all night anyway

So you’re playing with leo’s hair and you and jason are talking over coffee 

And leo’s occasionally throwing in drowsy one liners making you both laugh

You all feel like your ribs are made of electric blankets and that time isn’t real

You wish you could keep that feeling forever

But you know you can always get it back by being with your boys

oKAY that’s a cute ending and everything and I was going to stop there

But one more thing

You call them your boys a lot and they really really love it

And you’ve definitely topped them on more than one occasion

So one time someone was being a dick to them 

Maybe a monster was attacking or something

You got really protective of them

I’m talkin kick its ass in one move and hiss

“No one messes with my boys”

And kill it in one shot

They were both sweating a little

Not cause they were under attack

They shared a silent look that said jesus christ you’re fuckin hot and we’re fuckin lucky

You bought a bunch of cookie dough and baked it off together to decompress

They complimented you on how great your fighting skills are

And you said again quietly

“No one messes with my boys” 

You stroked their hair and some kisses happened

Then Jason booped your face with frosting and leo tried to lick it off 

And it all descended into madness from there 

[nose-bandaid]

Smitten

hihi !! are your requests open? sorry, i was looking around your blog but I couldn’t find anything ;; if so, would you be open to writing a fluffy boy next door for joshua? (svt) hope you have an amazing day <3

Joshua x (gender neutral) Reader | boy next door AU fluffy fluff:) | 3.3k words

synopsis: you’ve got a new neighbour — as you’ve been expecting for the past few months. what you didn’t expect was for you neighbour to be the most polite, kind hearted, and not to mention beautiful, man you’ve ever met. alternatively:

“when your pet dog does a better job at getting you a date than all of your friends combined.”

a/n: for my lovely bunny anon! i hope it’s to your liking and that it’s at least somewhat similar to what you had in mind:) i had a lot of fun brainstorming the ideas so i’m really hoping my writing does it justice lol

You almost dropped the bag in your hand when you turned the corner to your street and saw a party going on right beside your house. You even did a double take to make sure you didn’t make the wrong turn earlier, but nope, you were on the correct street alright. And the group of people milling about didn’t seem to be planning on going anywhere, anytime soon.

It baffled you, how such a ruckus could’ve emerged within the hour that you were gone to get some groceries. Sure, you were expecting a new neighbour — the house had been on sale for the past few months — but you weren’t expecting, what, ten? Twelve? No, thirteen people? How were they planning on fitting all of those bodies into such a tiny house? 

Even from afar, you could tell that they were a rowdy group, and their loud voices reached all the way to where you stood. Your stomach squirmed at the thought of having to deal with a bunch of chaotic people living right next to you for the next who-knows-how-many-years, and you took slow steps towards your own house. The old couple that lived on the other side of you had all of their blinds drawn, which was unusual of them to do, considering they loved the sunlight, and you wondered if they’ve made a noise complaint yet. 

When you finally reached your own yard, the energy within the party died down a little and some of the boys cast curious glances your way while whispering and snickering to each other. You just stared back at them until one broke from the group and approached you with a bashful smile.

“Hello!” He radiated such a soft, friendly aura, your initial spite towards the group melted away and you willingly accepted his handshake.

“Hi.” You managed a tight smile. “I suppose you guys are my new neighbours?”

His eyes widened and he turned back to the others, who had already found something else to engross themselves in. “Ah... no, no.” He turned back to you and gave you a sheepish look.

“Sorry, those are my friends, they all insisted that they visit me on the day I moved. Even though they probably won’t be helping me with the actual moving.” He rolled his eyes childishly at that last part.

“I see...” You watched the group together, as they began screaming at what seemed to be a funny video on someone’s phone. Judging from your neighbour’s deadpan expression, he was just as tired of the noise as you were.

“So yeah, it’s just me that’s your neighbour, don’t worry. I’ll try to make sure that it’s not this chaotic the next time they visit. I’m Joshua by the way.”

“Y/n.” You responded, and he echoed it quietly before nodding. “And it’s not much of a problem, I don’t really mind the noise. I guess I’m just not that used to it being lively in this neighbourhood.” You gestured to the empty streets as you spoke.

Before he could respond, one of his friends loudly called out his name and Joshua gave you another apologetic look.

“I probably shouldn’t ignore them. I’m sorry that this introduction wasn’t the best out there, but let’s try to redo this again later.”

You bid him off with a wave and made your way into your own house as the group of boys started shouting once again. Giving them one last glance, you laughed quietly to yourself and wondered how they could possibly store that much energy into their bodies. Even just watching them goof around like that made you exhausted.

You were greeted with your own bundle of energy to deal with when your dog, Mittens, dashed towards you upon your arrival. The sound of your keys jingling never failed to catch her attention. Dropping to the floor in defeat, you let her gift you with a flurry of kisses and you returned the love with some scratches behind the ear.

“Hey, Mittens.” 

She barked, and you were grateful that most of your conversations with her didn’t end up being one sided. Though you weren’t able to understand a single thing she was trying to tell you, at least it seemed like she was trying. 

“We got a new neighbour today, and guess what?” 

Another happy bark.

“He’s kinda cute, you know?”

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You saw Joshua again the next morning when you took Mittens for her daily walk. Or at least, that’s what you tried to do. The moment you stepped outside, she abruptly bounded towards him, yanking the leash straight out of your hands.

“Mittens—!” Before you could react, she had already tackled him to the ground  and was delivering her usual round of kisses, the boxes previously in his hands scattered all over the driveway. You ran up to them and quickly heaved her off the man, letting a string of apologies fall out of your mouth. As friendly as he seemed to be, you didn’t think that having your dog attack him with her love was the best way to make your first impressions.

“I’m so sorry she’s never acted this way towards anyone before I don’t know why she did it.”

Joshua laughed and dusted off his pants. “It’s alright, I take it that this is your dog?”

Lending him a hand to help pull him back up, you answered. “Yeah, her name is Mittens.”

He raised an eyebrow at the mention of her name. “Mittens?” 

You pouted. “Hey! I think it’s a cute name... And it’s because she kept on stealing my mittens when I first adopted her.”

“Just curious,” He shrugged. “Y/n and Mittens... yeah, that sounds like a cute pair.”

You frantically tried to distract yourself from the blush blooming on your cheeks and remembered the boxes laying on the ground. “Right! Your boxes I’m so sorry about that too, I hope they weren’t anything that important?” The last thing you wanted to do was destroy your neighbour’s property on the second day of knowing him.

“Oh, these? They’re just my clothes, it’s all good.” He answered, dismissing the boxes with a wave.

“Thank goodness,” You let out a sigh in relief as your pet struggled in your arms, trying to go back to Joshua. “Do you need any help with moving in?”

He shook his head in a polite denial. “There’s only a few things left to bring in, I should be done in a bit, thank you though. However...”

You perked up when his voice trailed off. “Yeah?”

“I might need some help with getting over how cute Mittens is.”

You burst into a fit of laughter at his confession. “She’s usually not that friendly to new people, but she seems to like you a lot. You’re welcome to hang out with her anytime you’d like, if we’re both free. I trust you, you seem like a nice person.”

“Really? Thanks for that.” He bent down to pet Mittens and gave her a longing look. “I had to leave my own dog back home with my parents because of some vet stuff that needs to be completed, so I really appreciate it. It’s like a little reminder of him.” As he got back up, he retrieved one of the fallen boxes and gave you a smile. 

“I’ll look forward to getting to know you two better then.”

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Over the next few weeks, you realized that the time you took Mittens out for her walks aligned with the time Joshua usually set off to work. Which was a clearly a win for your pet, who still treated him like a brand new friend every time she saw him. You weren’t complaining either, the perfect schedule meant that you got to see his gorgeous face and listen to his sweet voice every morning — a wonderful way to start your days. But you weren’t quite sure how good that was for your heart, because you were well aware that you’ve begun to fall for him. 

Hard.

Once in a while, the two of you would meet up in each other’s backyards so that he could spend some time with Mittens, who would practically refuse to eat her dinner when he’s around, because she’s just that happy to play with him. These meetings also allowed you to learn more about each other, and to you, everything about him just seemed so perfect in your eyes. You learned about how he moved here to be closer to his new job, and how some of the friends he grew up with — the ones at the party — were starting up a band in the city. You learned that he played the guitar in his free time, and that he used to teach little kids at a music school. He also grew up in a very quiet town with a small family, explaining his down-to-earth, endearing personality. Honestly speaking, if you were him, you’d find it hard to not boast about all the talents you had.

As time continued to pass and your crush on him continued to grow, you found it harder and harder to look at him in the eyes when he passed by. Heck, even conversations with him had gotten more difficult, and you could barely hold one without stuttering out some barely coherent words. But being the polite man he was, Joshua never showed a single sign of annoyance towards your change in character. Which honestly, just made you fall for him even harder.

It eventually got to the point where you had no choice but to alter your schedule. If you didn’t create an opportunity to compose yourself, you swore you would literally combust in front of him. And so, you held off on walking Mittens so early in the morning, and opted to taking those walks when you got home from work instead. Though it didn’t eliminate your encounters with Joshua, you were grateful to have more time alone to think about your feelings because you had no damn clue what to do with them.

Mittens however, seemed to notice the way you’ve been avoiding the man in question, and had been sending knowing looks your way (how she does that as a dog, you don’t know, but her message is strong and clear) every time she saw Joshua outside. And on one particular day, she was adamant on getting you to see him. She didn’t stop barking at the harmless window until you joined her in the living room to check out the sight that’s been provoking her.

And of course, it was just Joshua lugging a guitar case back into his house. He must’ve returned from visiting his friends in the city, judging from the way he was dressed the slightest bit fancier than he usually did. Though his clean and casual style suited him very well, you had to admit the button down shirt he had on made him look incredibly refined. As he unlocked his door, he looked your way and sent a small wave.

Your ears burned when you realized he must’ve caught you staring from the window and you could barely muster a wave back before flopping onto the couch with a sigh. 

Your dog plopped herself onto the carpet nearby, finally calm, and you glanced at her.

“You have it good Mittens... So lucky.” 

She simply stared at you happily, not understanding the reason for the downcast tone in your voice. Nonetheless, you continued your miserable rambling.

“Like really, I’m so jealous. So you can express your love for him at every passing minute but I can’t? And you have permission to give him constant kisses, but not me?” You paused. 

“Wait, I take that back, that sounds so stupid now that I’ve said it out loud. Of course it would be weird if I went up to him like that. I have to be a decent human being and neighbour.” You muttered into the arm draped over your face in an attempt to hide your embarrassment.

You rolled onto your side and scratched her head in an attempt to apologize for your harsh comments. Mittens gave you a small lick on your other hand in response. What am I going to do...

“Ah... I’m smitten aren’t I?”

You laid there for a good ten minutes, moping about your one sided crush and how unfortunate it would be if you did confess to him, only to get rejected. You’d still be forced to face him pretty much every single day, being neighbours and all, wouldn’t you? Oh how awkward that situation would be. You let out a long groan until you felt a nip at your fingers.

“Ow!” You frowned at your pet who playfully growled back. “What was that for?”

She scurried toward the front door and once again, barked at you endlessly until you hefted yourself into a sitting position on the couch. “What is it?”

She began scratching at the door — an act that she knew you didn’t really appreciate. You thought the two of you had already reached a mutual agreement to have her use other methods to announce when she wanted to be let out. 

Then it hit you.

She’s doing this on purpose isn’t she?

You sighed, not even bothering to fight her antics, and got up to open to door. “You want to be let out? Is that it?”

She let out a joyous bark the moment she was free, and dashed towards the other houses across the street. 

“Hey!”

In a rush, you hastily slipped on your shoes to catch up to your runaway pet. Your stomach churned with worry, what if she messed up someone else’s property and got you into trouble? Or even worse, what if she got herself into trouble? As empty as the streets usually were, you couldn’t bear the thought of her getting injured.

“Mittens! Come back here!” You desperately called.

And she did. 

Your dog returned to you with a happy smile on her face, as if her only motive was to lure you out of the house and into the bitterly cold wind. You didn’t even get to even spit out a lecture about her dangerous behaviour before she was on the run again, and this time, she made a beeline to Joshua’s backyard. If any of the other houses were looking out their windows that day, they must’ve thought it was quite silly to see their grown neighbour desperately chasing after their energetic dog, but you didn’t care. She was clearly up to no good, and you had to put a stop to that immediately.

The door to the backyard was left wide open that day, and she took full advantage of that, slipping easily into his property. You just stood there, mouth gaping at the audacity your pet had to pull yet another stunt, and she simply stopped in her tracks to smile at you in the safety of his garden. With dumfounded steps, you made your way towards her and hesitated before entering. As much as you wanted to snatch your dog and flee back into your home as quickly as possible, you didn’t want to enter his yard without permission. What if he happened to see you randomly lingering in his backyard? He’d most likely understand your reasoning behind it, but you wouldn’t be able to stand the embarrassment that was sure to come with the confrontation. After taking a moment to weigh your options, you decided it was best to try and coax her out of there without actually entering. You even considered offering extra treats for a week, despite her bad behaviour.

Before you could even utter out a single word, Mittens began nudging the wooden door with her body, and a strong gust of wind completed the task, shutting (and ultimately locking) the door in front of you.

All alone, you almost screamed out loud at all the unfortunate events that just had to happen to you. It felt as if everything really was scripted by someone else, and you were the unlucky protagonist who had to deal with it. The only option you had now was to get Joshua to help you out, or else Mittens would either A) hang out in his backyard until she gets noticed or B) dig her way through into someone else’s yard. You definitely didn’t want to risk having to deal with the latter, so you begrudgingly made your way to your lovely neighbour’s door to finally give in into Mittens’ plan. Letting out a sight, you tried to compose yourself before ringing the doorbell. You certainly weren’t in the ideal state to present yourself with, but you had no other choice. 

It took about a minute before you heard some shuffling on the other side, and the door opened to reveal a sinfully good looking Joshua. He looked as if he had just gotten out of the shower, with his damp hair hanging over his eyes, small towel wrapped around his neck, and loose fitting t-shirt that exposed way too much skin for your own good. Stray water droplets still ran down his face and he wiped them away before greeting you with that goddamn cute smile.

“Hi y/n! Sorry that took a while, just got out of the shower.” He gestured to his appearance and you merely nodded, at a loss for words. “What brings you here?”

Tearing your eyes away from him, you stared at the fuzzy pink carpet at his front door instead, and reminded yourself of the reason why you were talking to him in the first place.

“Ok, so believe it or not, Mittens was being sneaky as usual—,” He interrupted your sentence with a small chuckle. “—and she somehow made her way into your backyard and shut the door on me before I could do anything about it.”

His expression morphed from understanding to astonishment. “She really did that? So like, you’re telling me she’s in my backyard right now?”

“Well, hopefully, she’s still in your backyard and hasn’t run off yet. It’s almost as if she’s trying to play games with me, I can’t with this dog.” You muttered, and Joshua gently patted your shoulder in consolation.

“No worries, I’ll go check right now and if she’s there, I’ll let her out through the backyard.”

When you nodded in agreement to his idea, he shut the door with a soft click and you anxiously paced the front yard, waiting for the arrival of Joshua, and hopefully Mittens in tow. It took a while — much longer than you thought it should’ve taken, but you also knew just how difficult she could be, so you waited it out patiently and hoped for the best.

After what felt like eternity, the backyard door opened again and Mittens came bounding into your arms, tackling you the same way she did to your neighbour when she first met him. Shouting a quick “Thanks!” at Joshua underneath all the fur you were buried in, he simply sent you a small thumbs up before disappearing behind the fence. It a bit odd that he left so quickly without a word, but you quickly dismissed the thought to turn your attention back to the happy troublemaker. 

As you lightly scolded your pet for pulling off a stunt like that, you noticed something unusual dangling from her collar and gently took it into your hands. 

It was a small guitar keychain with a piece of paper taped to it, definitely not something that you owned. And from the way it was attached, it was obvious that it didn’t accidentally cling onto the collar in the midst of her adventure. Someone had put it there.

Taking it off, you curiously unfolded the paper to read a beautifully handwritten note.

Hey y/n! 

Ever since I moved in, I’ve been having a great time getting to know you and such. I’ve learned that you’re a wonderful friend and neighbour:)

I feel like Mittens is trying to scheme up something here haha, maybe she knows more about life than we both do? Things can work out in pretty funny ways. Anyways, I can’t just let her do all the work so... How about we grab a cup of coffee this weekend, if you’re free? My number’s on the other side of this so let me know:)

— Joshua ♡

Burying your face into your hands, you gushed at the note and gave your loving canine a big hug.

“Ok Mittens, I’ll have to thank you for this one.” You whispered, unable to wipe the stupid smile off your face. 

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i’m sorry if the plot felt a little rushed askhfddkjgf if i continued rereading this i think i would’ve ended up making it worse.

but despite that, it was still written with love, so i hope you enjoyed it! ♡

~ tiny

[gem-morey]

Gem Morey -- Character Sheet

when i was a child, i’d sit for hours / staring into open flame / something in it had a power / could barely tear my eyes away

all you have is your fire / and the place you need to reach / don't you ever tame your demons / but always keep 'em on a leash

Archetype — The Trickster Birthday — December 6, 1998 Zodiac Sign — Rising Sagittarius, Sun in Sagittarius, Moon in Cancer MBTI — ISFP Enneagram — Type 6; the loyalist Temperament — Phlegmatic Hogwarts House — (burned) Hufflepuff Moral Alignment — Chaotic Neutral Primary Vice — Gluttony Primary Virtue — None :) Element — Fire

cw -- mentions of abandonment, prison, homelessness, fire...lmao

Overview

Mother — Meredith Sohn (birth mother), Padme Morey (adopted mother) Father — Peter Sohn (birth father), Rohan Morey (adopted father) Mother’s Occupation — Dentist // Construction Company Owner Father’s Occupation — Electrician // Construction Company Owner Family Finances — lower middle class (birth), upper middle class (adopted) Birth Order — middle (birth), second youngest (adopted)  Brothers — Parker Sohn (1994, birth); Dian (1985, adopted), Mazhar, (1988, adopted), Isaac (1992, adopted), Elliot (1993, adopted), Sebastian (1996, adopted), Devyn (1999, adopted) Sisters — Jennifer Sohn (2004, birth) Other Close Family — N/A Best Friend — N/A Other Friends — N/A Enemies — most people lol Pets — the Moreys had some chickens and other farm animals but not really as pets, his birth family had a black lab named Midnight he tried to take with him when he left Home Life During Childhood — Pretty nice? His family was just very Normal and strived to be Normal. They were active in their HOA and had a wide circle of friends they liked to parade their children in front of. That kind of up and coming family that tried to be Perfect.  Town or City Name(s) — London What Did His or Her Bedroom Look Like — pretty normal and boyish; his parents definitely stayed in the binary so his room was probably blue and had like a sports theme Any Sports or Clubs — played some rugby when younger  Favorite Toy or Game — he enjoys sports and being active Schooling — normal, he actually likes school and reading but doesn’t like being told what to do, so didn’t do amazing Favorite Subject — English Popular or Loner — popular, he was kind of the class clown as a kid; became more of a loner in his teens, people either liked him or hated him Important Experiences or Events — discovering his magic, burning his sister, getting kicked out, getting fostered/adopted by the Moreys, going to jail lol Nationality — British Culture — British Religion and beliefs — Here for a good time, not a long time.  

Physical Appearance

Face Claim —  Charles Melton Complexion — tan Hair Colour — black Eye Colour — brown Height — 6’1 Build — idk like a man?  Tattoos — a few on his arms/shoulders Piercings — none Common Hairstyle — messy or perfectly styled, no in between Clothing Style — casual, not afraid to wear colors and patterns but usually doesn’t  Mannerisms — very fluid way of moving, stands pretty stiffly tho, does not talk with his hands  Usual Expression — 

Health

Overall (do they get sick easily)? — nope, they run hot so have a better immune system  Physical Ailments — nope Neurological Conditions — does a lot of suppressed rage count?  Allergies — citrus Grooming Habits — takes pride in his appearance, so pretty good  Sleeping Habits — either sleeps for 12 hours or 4 hours, no in between, can and will sleep anywhere  Eating Habits — eats a ton bc there was a time period where he didn’t have much food so he’ll eat anything offered to him Exercise Habits —  likes to burn off energy at the gym and by going on runs but isn’t super consistent, works in construction so gets exercise that way too Emotional Stability — suppressed rage and abandonment issues make him volatile Body Temperature — hotter than average (by a few degrees, runs a toasty 100 most days.) Sociability — very good with people actually, lots of internal empathy though he doesn’t usually employ it (will understand why you’re upset about something but be like “get over it”) Addictions — nicotine Drug Use — yes.  Alcohol Use — yes.  

Your Character’s Character

Bad Habits — doing the opposite of what he knows he should do just because  Good Habits — he will kick your ass if you fuck w someone he decides to care about Best Characteristic — loyalty Worst Characteristic — every other part of his personality Worst Memory — the first time he burned someone  Best Memory — uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Proud of — not much tbh Embarrassed by — his family lol y’all embarrass him so much Driving Style — do NOT let him get behind the wheel. he’s wildin’. Strong Points — loyal, ready to fight at all times, smart, brave Fears — being abandoned, depending on others Phobias — none Secrets — that he has a soft gooey heart Regrets — hurting people (unless they deserve it) Feels Vulnerable When — ppl are mushy towards him, so basically any time he’s around his brothers Pet Peeves — people who complain about shit they can easily do something about  Conflicts — wanting to not be abandoned v putting up his walls and being a dick Motivation — doesn’t really have any :/ Short Term Goals and Hopes — readjust to life outta jail and not get sent back Long Term Goals and Hopes — none :( Sexuality — bisexual  Day or Night Person — night Introvert or Extrovert — extrovert that hates people  Optimist or Pessimist — realist/pessimist Greatest Want — to be wanted :( Greatest Need — to let himself be vulnerable and plant some roots 

[thorns-ofthe-thistle]

Prince Thistle of the Fenlands -- Character Sheet

honey you're familiar like my mirror years ago / idealism sits prison, chivalry fell on it's sword / innocence died screaming, honey ask me i should know / i slithered here from eden just to sit outside your door

Archetype — The Wanderer Birthday — February 19, 1910 Zodiac Sign — Sun in Aquarius, Rising Scorpio, Moon in Scorpio MBTI — ISTP Enneagram — 4; the Individualist Temperament — Choleric Hogwarts House — Slytherin, a pure babe Moral Alignment — Chaotic Neutral Primary Vice — Sloth Primary Virtue — Patience Element — Air

Overview:

Mother — Theodosia Barrie (deceased, died in 1919) Father — Prince Nettle of the Fenlands Mother’s Occupation — Seamstress  Father’s Occupation — a fae prince? lol Family Finances — rich in fae world/getting by in human world Birth Order — youngest Brothers — Reed, Stick, and Dragonfly (there are more than this) Sisters — Fern, Bristletail, and Mayfly Other Close Family — Nibs, Slightly, Peter, etc. Best Friend — No one. Other Friends — None.  Enemies — the fae queen lol Pets — none really Home Life During Childhood — when he lived with his mom (which he did until he was 18), he had a pretty normal childhood in the 1910s. They lived in a small flat. Didn’t have much.  Town or City Name(s) — London was where he was born, but grew up mostly in Elfhame. What Did His or Her Bedroom Look Like — in Elfhame, the fenland fae live in houses built on stilts. The castle was where he lived. Any Sports or Clubs — uh he trained with the other fae boys, he was good at knife throwing and horse riding... Favorite Toy or Game — fucking with people Schooling — trained at the High Court, went to Mundus school too Favorite Subject — uhhh tbh likes literature Popular or Loner — loner Important Experiences or Events — being brought to Elfhame, his mother dying, getting engaged to Wendy :/  Nationality — English/Elfhamian Culture — Fae culture primarily, with a bit of human sprinkled in. Religion and beliefs — When you die, you die. 

Physical Appearance:

Face Claim — Regé-Jean Page Complexion — Smooth skin, no pimples or anything. When he isn’t using his glamour his skin has a purplish hue.  Hair Colour — Black Eye Colour — Black when in his fae form, brown when using glamor. Height — 5’11 Build — muscular, but slight Tattoos — none Piercings — earring Common Hairstyle — usually keeps it short  Clothing Style — loose and fashionable Mannerisms — doesn’t have a lot of mannerisms because that would give you away.

Usual Expression — 

Health:

Overall (do they get sick easily)? — no Physical Ailments — none Neurological Conditions — none  Allergies —  none Grooming Habits — does a good job taking care of himself, fae take pride in their appearance  Sleeping Habits — regular Eating Habits — regular Exercise Habits —  regular Emotional Stability — uhhhhhh that’s a great question lmao who knows Body Temperature — runs a little cool Sociability — very good with people Addictions — none Drug Use — probably  Alcohol Use — probably but not too much

Your Character’s Character: 

Bad Habits — what isn’t a bad habit? Good Habits — takes good care of himself, doesn’t lie? lmao Best Characteristic — is beholden to himself Worst Characteristic — takes himself too seriously Worst Memory — his mom dying :( Best Memory — uhhhh becoming a prince? Proud of — tbh all of his pride is pretty performative Embarrassed by — his cousins and siblings  Driving Style — lmao probably pretty wild, likes to go FAST Weakness — caring too much on the lowkey Fears — the fae queen shortening his leash even more Phobias — none Secrets — so many Regrets — getting engaged to Wendy, that shit is annoying Feels Vulnerable When — people try to discover his true name Pet Peeves — untidy people Conflicts — disobeying the fae queen v his loyalty to his family Motivation — wanting to do his own thing Short Term Goals and Hopes — break his engagement to Wendy and be FREE Long Term Goals and Hopes — tour the world and not have to worry about the fae queen Sexuality — bisexual af Day or Night Person — earlllly morning person Introvert or Extrovert — introvert Optimist or Pessimist — neutral Greatest Want — to be free Greatest Need — to decide who he is and what he stands for...

[prince-toffee]

Deleted the original post just to take away the negativity out of the entrapta tags. All sorted out and cleared up now. Gonna put this in my #salted toffee tags which you can filter easily. Keeping this around cause I stand by with what I said.

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Misunderstanding, I think

https://garnet-xx-rose.tumblr.com/post/615315863286022144/the-best-part-about-hordak-and-entraptas

Hope the link works. So pretty much I commented on this post belonging to garnet-xx-rose a while back, and it was a bad day for me so I was a little salty, but I thought I cleared it up with later comments, but maybe not. So theoriquewitherseld I hope you saw my replies and didn’t block me, and if you did, if anyone knows them could you tell them what I said in this post. I didn’t want to offend them or anyone else.

I. Do. Not. Think. Entrapta. Is. Dumb.

You miss understood me. I was talking in a mocking tone as an imaginary writer on the show.

I. Love. Entrapta!

I was calling out the lazy writing of the show. I think Entrapta is a competent and genuious-level intellect adult woman! And I know that’s what the writers of the show thought and wanted to portray too! But in my opinion - they failed.

Again, please read through the comments, I pretty much explain my thought process through them, and I’ll say it again, because I don’t want there to be any confusion.

I feel like they should have made Entrapta a more villainous character, make her more serious. I feel like Entrapta got the short end of the stick, in season five she was practically downgraded to a walking joke/gag, not only that she was forced to be portrayed as childish, apologising for acts she did and yanked around like a child by a parent. I felt wrong to watch.

THIS IS AN ADULT WOMAN IN HER THIRTIES!

Instead of being this force of nature, an actual threat and power, this cool awesome amoral mad-scientist, she acts... foolish. And then the Princesses have to grab her or put her on a FUCKING LEASH! Like a dog. It’s sickening. And the worst part is: WE’RE POSITIONED AS AN AUDIENCE TO AGREE WITH THE PRINCESSES! The writing of the show feels like we’re supposed to go: Yeah, Entrapta is stupid and an idiot, if we don’t physically pull her around she’ll end up killing herself.

And it’s horrible!!! At no point does the show show the princesses as the assholes, Entrapta is the one who apologises! And we are positioned to support the princesses! It’s fucking wrong! Like did the rest of the crew know Entrapta was in her 30s or did they think she was a kid??!!! Because that’s how she’s treated!

Entrapta, an autistic adult woman is talked to and interacted with as if she was stupid!

THE SHOW TURNED HER INTO A JOKE!

And the fact that the crew confirmed after the release of season five that she was in fact autistic is just plain insulting! Like yeah, she’s a joke, not just because she’s yet another needless comedic-relief, but because she’s autistic. I have no idea how that slipped under their radar?!

Okay, you say, but that was in season five, the salty comments I made were about season four, so let’s dive into it.

I hate Entrapta’s arc. It’s demeaning.

Instead of having the guts to say that this autistic woman was a cool, badass villain that tops her disabled genderfluid husband and can burn the earth if she wants, so don’t fuck with her, they made her a push over!

THEY HAD HER A PUSH OVER!!!!

So, her hair, is it like super powerful, or something?

NAH. You just pull it and she’s done for. She’s a weak, defenceless baby. We don’t have a moment where Entrapta’s trapped on Prime’s ship and then she escapes and like forges a weapon out of the very walls of the warship and starts to pick clones off one by one. We never see her being capable! We are told she is, but we’re not shown.

Show don’t tell!

We’re told Entrapta survived Beast Island, but we never she her struggle or have a cool moment. Like, great job writers. The lesbians have Catra who practically one shots anyone by jumping on them somehow and Adora that cuts through fighter ships in space and autistic people get Enatrapta: the joke. Fuck that!

I choose to throw away canon, BECAUSE I love Entrapta. In my headcanons Entrapta is a badass and awesome, not... whatever the show gave us.

I’d be set if I had a penny for every time during this show I thought ‘Oh, shit, just you wait until this character starts to wreck shit’ and then nothing happens. After season three I was like, I can’t wait until Entrapta just comes back from Beast Island and kicks Catra’s ass, it’s gonna be so great. We all know what happened instead. Catra felt bad and Entrapta just forgave her. Lazy writing.

When the Beast Island episode rolls around it turns out that, guess what her character arc was? Can you guess? I bet you’d never guess.

She just wanted friends... that’s it... she was confused about her feelings.

...

You know when you commit acts of terrorism and war crimes because you were confused about your feelings? No? Woaw, that’s weird, I thought that’s what all autistic people act like. You know, you’re confused and you build killer robots.

I don’t understand this! They yet again portray her in a childish manner! Instead of portraying her as an adult morally grey woman who goes with the princesses just to rescue Hordak and cut Horde Prime’s brain into pieces, she’s just naïve. It’s revealed that she was naïve and didn’t fully understand her actions because she was confused about her feelings! That’s almost the same level of bullshit as Noelle saying Catra pulled the lever out of curiosity!

Once again, I choose to throw away canon. I believe Entrapta knew what she was doing and doesn’t give a shit, she’s a chaotic neutral that kicks ass and is competent.

It gets worse and worse, her turn is due to one speech about friendship. And that’s it. That’s all it took!

“Oh gosh, you guys was that me back there doing war crimes and acts of terrorism? I had no idea! Gee sorry guys, I had no idea I was doing something bad. My bad. I’m so glad you teenagers half my age were here to tell me what was right or wrong, because otherwise I would’ve just been totally oblivious to my evil doings. Well, gets go, and I’ll fuck a ship or something because I’m a joke and not a real character with effort put in.”

I hate it so much. Again, I’m sure the writers didn’t mean to, but that’s what it came off as.

And I completely agree with the original post made by garnet-xx-rose Entrapta is only portrayed as a respected and truly understood adult when she’s with Hordak. (And Scorpia, I don’t ship Scorptrapta, cause I’m into villain ships, but they’re cute together) But when she’s with Hordak specifically, she showcases her villainous side, her mad-scientist side, which is what she was sold to the audience as so why would you betray the fundamental appeal of the character in favour of making her a joke!?!?!

Look I know I’m pissed and salty, but I hope I made my point clear.

I just feel like you could have easily fixed it by letting Entrapta be more villainous! Make her state she knew what she was doing in the Horde and make her call out the princess’ hypocrisy. They wanted her just to make weapons for them. Make Entrapta have more kick ass moments. Have her interact with Hordak more since their chemistry brings out the most interesting aspects about them.

This is just my opinion,

I’m not saying I’m right,

I’m not saying you have to agree with me,

I’m simply voicing my opinion and clarifying a misunderstanding.

In conclusion, I LOVE ENTRAPTA. And I’m also disappointed with the writing for her. Yes, we exist.

[xhaotixaesthetica]

Guardian Witch!Hyunjin

Starlink Intergalactic Navigator

You are in: a genetic mutation of The Fantasia Star System 

TRIGGER WARNING: one mention of groping, one mention of a creepy man luring kids in a van, some sexual themes

man this is gonna fuck me up so hard but lezzgettit i need to stop reading jae’s tweets

idk how it works in y’all’s universe, y’all got some weird shit going on that one dude, trump? WILDT

but here in CS2001, witches are a subcategory of demons, so basically you got a guardian demon trailing after you 24/7

guardian witch! hyunjin looks like the above picture, his eyes are like that constantly, but whenever he works any kind of magic, his irises glow

hyunjin is not a subtle bitch and he works magic pretty much 24/7 so either they’re normally constantly glowing or flashing like a fucking neon sign

once when y’all were cuddling and he was staring up at the ceiling, his eyes were just constantly glowing and when you asked about it he said, “I’m protecting you.” all casual like he does this shit all the time which he does sis do you know how many shields and protection spells are around your fucking house

crying rn, where can i get me a guardian witch! hyunjin

hyunjin is v young, esp for a demon, he’s the same age as you, but all the other demons are fucking terrified of him and they never tease him about it except his eight other crackhead demon friends

boy knows some powerful magic, some neutral, some light, and some very very dark

no one outwardly knows if he’s ever offed someone but he never gives a straight answer to the question, only this smug little smirk, and he knows a little too much about some very disturbing curses and torture devices

this is not to say that he’s a bad person, he’s not, he’s like the chaotic good type

because the only people that end up on his shit list are the people who deserve it

that dude who groped you without your consent when you were 13? yeah no one knows what happened to him, hyunjin don’t fuck with that sexual assault shit

the creepy dude in the white van trying to lure kids in that hyunjin happened to spot when he was walking you home from school one day? yeah, he’s missing and a bunch of previously missing kids were recovered the next day

he’s not like a vigilante or an antihero, boy spends most of his time with you anyways, but this shit is everywhere and if he sees it, he’s gonna put a stop to it

there was no big event where you came home and saw him chilling on your bed and threw him out the window in fear if i saw hyunjin’s fine ass on my bed after i came home from school, i’d probs cry and need a bowl of cereal to cope

he was just kinda always with you

demons are notoriously bad parents so when his mom had him, bitch just kind of dipped and he was assigned to you

witches don’t eat, not like humans anyways, they feed off energy, what kind of energy depends on what kind of witch it is

guardian witches feed off the life energy of their person, so as long as you’re alive he is too

growing up, your parents were no stranger to the name hyunjin cause you talked about him constantly but they thought he was just an imaginary friend till you were like seven and hyunjin started his drum faze and he was “drumming along” to linkin park on your father’s office desk at 3am

now they just don’t comment when shit starts floating around the house or you scream at them when they try to sit in a spot where hyunjin’s already sitting

he can actually appear to people if he chooses to, he just likes fucking with your parents, this dumbass thinks their reactions are funny

two of hyunjin’s dumbass demon friends, these little assholes named minho and jisung like to hang around your house and eat all your fucking food, EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE FUCKING WITCHES AS WELL AND DON’T NEED FOOD

they hang around your house constantly, it’s like they live there

it’s lowkey a battle for who can get hyunjin’s attention

now onto YOU and hyunjin

boy is WHIPPDT

he low-key follows you everywhere, not like a stalker, he’ll just find an excuse to go anywhere you go

claims it’s cause you need protection, when really he does, cause this bitch is ready to throw hands at any single loud noise

you and hyunjin are a couple but were best friends long before that and it fucking shows

knows all your orders from every single restaurant, but he doesn’t order it, he just pops it into existence cause he’s lazy and he doesn’t like the way the cashier checks you out when you guys go

jinnie takes his job as your guardian WAYY too seriously

you ain’t going outside in late fall without a jacket, you better be wearing short sleeves in summer, no standing around in the rain you might get sick, ANYONE messes with you at school, you gotta tell him so he can kick their asses

some things hyunjin doesn’t have a solution for but he’ll just be by your side for it and it’s so calming. you got a test? he’s sitting beside you both while you study and while you take it lowkey trying to help you cheat, you might have to hit him a bit or accept his help and cheat, do what you gotta do sis, you won’t need that info later on anyways

you gotta come out to your parents? boy’s right there rubbing circles on your hand with his thumb

you gotta give a speech? he’s in the audience with a foam finger and a fucking banner with your name on it, trying to be stupid and make you laugh

supportive in the most tsundere way

“ooh, that looks cool” he says nonchalantly, looking your talent show dance and pretending like he didn’t just finish putting  up flyers for the show, highlighting your name and crossing out the other contestant’s names and drawing mustaches on them and acting like it was just your fucking solo performance basically

the. CLINGIEST. BABY.

“y/n can we cuddle i had a nightmare :(”

“jinnie....it’s noon and you don’t sleep”

“ >:( HOLD ME YOU DUMB BITCH”

despite how he acts and how clingy he is, this boy is so fucking tsundere and actually quite shy

his eyes glow when you hold his hand cause he still has to perform a silent spell to keep himself from blushing

he pretends to be all aloof when his friends are over

“y/n don’t hold my hand, you have two for a reason, hold your own”

this is said WHILE he’s crawling into your lap and literally drinking from the same cup as you

he’s not reserved about PDA around other demons who aren’t his friends, boy wants them to know you’re taken

“jinnie, what are you doing why are your eyes glowing?”

“i don’t like the way that asshole was looking at you”

“but your eyes only glow when you— HWANG HYUNJIN DID YOU JUST MAKE ME INVISIBLE?!”

“don’t worry we both are”

whenever hyunjin feels really REALLY strongly (anger, lust, happiness, doesn’t matter as long as the emotion’s really really strong), his eyes will glow completely green iris, pupil, sclera the white part for you uneducated bitches, and all

you’ve only seen this happen three times (minus when you have sex, boy’s eyes go green quicker than you can get him on the bed)

the first time was when y’all were fifteen and he realized he loved you

it was stupid, you were literally just about to fall asleep and he was playing with your hair and looked down and was like wow, i would really die for this moron

and his eyes glowed green and he just poofed out of your room and you didn’t see him for two days it was like that video of that cat that ran in and said i love you and then zoomed off real confused cause they couldn’t handle their emotions

the second time was when y’all were 17 and you were the first to say i love you

he. literally. started. crying.

I MEAN BLUBBERING, YOU HAD TO CALM HIM DOWN

cause he still has doubts that anyone could ever really love a demon and he thinks that you’re amazing and you could get any guy you want but you fell for him? that shit just got to him man, he wouldn’t stop saying i love for for like three hours

fight me you dumb bitch, you’re literally a fucking god and you deserve all the love in the world

can y’all tell i love hyunjin, i love hyunjin so fucking much :(

and the third time was when an angel tried to get you to ditch him

they do this shit a lot actually, they don’t agree with the idea of any sort of demon being a guardian so they try to get the human to break the bond and get a guardian angel

and this angel was bold, he walked up to you when hyunjin was right there, the nerve of him >:(

hyunjin’s eyes glowed green as soon as he realized what was happening

“you have three seconds to get the hell away from my human before we have a fucking problem”

he fucking growled the words out

ngl, it was hot, you’d never really seen hyunjin this mad before 

the angel was scared af

yall went home and fucked after, for a loooong time

if you ever want to get hyunjin riled up, call him hyunjin instead of jinnie

his eyes glow green and he does that thing that people do where they like close their eyes and roll their neck around, trying to release the tension from their shoulders and keep themselves under control idk if you know what i’m talking about but it’s so dom, jimin from bts did it once and i think i had a spasm

“yes baby?”

and he’s looking down at you really intensely, like you’re something to eat

you can always tell when he’s in the mood either cause his eyes are glowing or suddenly your name has switched from y/n, love, sweetheart, and loser to baby or prince/ess

MOVING ON

jinnie has an animal form

it is, you guessed it, A SAMOYED DOG

except his fur is as black as his hair and he’s kinda VERY big for a samoyed, and his eyes are green

people who know what samoyeds are and are supposed to look like are kind of freaked out when they see him but everyone else just coos over how cute he is cause he is

he’s a very happy pup, actually likes for you to walk him and take him to the dog park and shit

doesn’t like leashes, but he’ll never admit that he actually likes wearing the collar with your name on it

“i just don’t see why i have to wear it y/n”

“jinnie, you don’t, you made me buy it”

“it’s not like if i can’t find my way home or teleport if the pound picks me up”

“that’s what i said before you made me buy it”

*dramatic sigh* “if you insist, just put the damn thing on so i can go play”

“jinnie, you don’t have to wear it, i really don’t care—”

“ >:( YOU’D BETTER CARE, JUST PUT THE STUPID COLLAR ON Y/N, DON’T MAKE ME CHEW UP YOUR SHOES AGAIN”

even sometimes changes into his samoyed form while you're at school and walks around the street so strangers give him food and pets and tell him how pretty he is

he’s really carefree and happy in this form and usually only changes into it when he’s really stressed or just wants to chill or play

he likes to lay on you in this form big ass mf thinks he’s a fucking lap dog or some shit so you rub his ears and give him pets and belly scratches and will not move until he gets them

lays in sunspots and sways his tail like a cat

not afraid to use the puppy dog eyes and they work everytime

call him a good boy or a good dog and he’ll probably bite you

do NOT play tug-of-war with this damn dog, he does not care that you’re his s/o, he will fucking DRAG you with NO. MERCY

one time y’all were at the mall and he was trotting along beside you in samoyed form, happy as a clam, until some rando person came up trying to spit game

long story short, jinnie peed on their leg

he got an earful that day but he still hasn’t apologized and probably never will

“i had to go y/n”

“YOU COULD’VE CHANGED INTO A PERSON AND GONE TO THE BATHROOM”

“c’mon prince/ss, it’s not like they didn’t get what they deserved, who wants to be flirted with while they’re walking their dog”

his logic makes ZERO sense and he knows it, bub just doesn’t wanna admit he was jealous

and as he’s saying this he’s back hugging you, whispering in your ear, swaying gently, even nibbling on your neck and earlobe a bit

he’s got you wrapped around his finger and he uses that to his full advantage

he thinks you deserve it for stealing his heart >:(, how dare you reader

ANYWAYS THIS IS LONG ENOUGH CAUSE I’M A SUCKER FOR ALL THINGS HYUNJIN

so basically guardian witch! hyunjin is a really chill but really devoted boyfriend, protective af with a heart of gold and would give you the moon and stars but pretends like he would sell you to satan for one corn chip

The Fantasia Star System 

Starlink Intergalactic Navigator

[roxannepolice]

omg, that panel from the Poe comic indicating that the Resistance might be allaying themselves with a Hutt had me shook... then I started thinking that it would be a cool scenario if Rey had to rescue Ben/Kylo from the Hutt... and now I wanna see the 'shirtless scene' one-upped by epix having Ben/Kylo in a sexy slave outfit. I should get some sleep, cause that sounds like a crack-fic lol

Oooh, yesss, the Hutts panel did peak up my hopes for resistance going down the slippery slope of enemy of our enemy is our friend. This is especially interesting considering Solo made a rather big point of showing crime syndicates as far from being your friendly neighbourhood chaotic neutrals. Either that... or JJ really has no better idea than to have a Hutt related side quest for the first act of third episode.

Anyway, here's to the vision of Finn, Poe and Rose walking into Grakkus's palace only to find a sexy emo honeypot ex-sl waiting in scanty clothing and on a leash, all prepped to be rescued by his knightess in scavenger armour.

[bowofbenbulben]

{ 13 - What’s the worst memory of your father?

Father's Day Asks. (Accepting!)

"The day of his death and the first few months after. I count that as one entity of memory." Aside from that one day, the rest of that period of time is some indiscernible blob of memory, shrouded in a chaotic mess of urgent matters with little room (or energy, really) for properly grieving, and the void of emptiness after. It is difficult for Druime to consciously recall these memories, blocked as if by a curtain--she'd been helping clean up the feast the Fianna and the royal family had finished (in her house, nonetheless--the plan was for them to reconcile on neutral ground) when she'd seen Fionn holding Mac an Cuil's leash in one hand, and known something was wrong. Her mother had fainted and miscarried her triplets, and she'd hastily put on her signet ring as interim lady of the estate.

Water does not run when a river is dry, and she had no tears in the midst of everyone else grieving, or in between all the household she'd had to manage to make sure nobody starved in the absence of the lord of the region. After everything had settled to a less hectic pace--vengeance against Fionn, understanding the truth of the past, practical household things--she remembers unfamiliar loneliness. Druime Nì Duibhne is not a girl for staking so much of her powerful self on another person, but her friends are few, and she had lost a safe port in stormy waters, no matter how enjoyable solitude was to her.

Just thinking about it is making her exhausted. The lines of her face however, remain still as she drinks her tea.

[arplis]

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With three interior shelves—and doors to hide all that you store behind them—it's ready to hold shoes, stacks of mail or even the dog's leash. The beige piece pops against a bright background or, if you prefer, you can pick up the cabinet in navy blue with gold accents. If you're looking for more guidance for how to make the most of an entryway piece like this, check out these organization tips from the design site Oh Joy!. Find the console table at anthropologie.com. photo: Meera with First Sense Interiors Affordable Midcentury Perfection Looking to give a small entryway a makeover? Check out this clean-lined DIY cabinet. It's an affordable IKEA hack made out of a kitchen cabinet, ready to squeeze into a small space. Hide shoes, purses, or overdue library books behind the oak double doors. Head on over to First Sense Interiors for the step-by-step instruction to create your own. photo: Fy! Why Hello Sometimes, all an entryway needs is a warm welcome. The Why Hello art print offers an enthusiastic greeting to everyone who walks in the door. When paired with a narrow console table and a big basket to hide all sorts of clutter, it makes for an easy entryway makeover. Buy it here, $13. photo: A Beautiful Mess Crates for the Win Create your own affordable entryway storage solution with budget-friendly crates, following in the footsteps of the DIY decor geniuses of A Beautiful Mess. We love that you can customize wooden wine crates with stain or paint. Here, they hold gardening tools and boots, but they can as easily be used to catch soccer cleats, library books and all sorts of kid gear. Find all the how-to, and take a closer look at the two boards, one with clips and the other with hooks, at A Beautiful Mess. photo: Vivian Johnson Uber Organized Entry A double row of hooks—one at the just the right height for little arms and the other for big people—is the key to this simple, streamlined neutral entryway. We love the addition of a little chair that can hold a purse and a favorite dolly, and the stylish basket ready to gobble up and conceal shoes. Home organizing wizard Shira Gill offers up tips to give your entryway a makeover. photo: Modway Bright on a Budget The rainbow of colors that pops off of this gumball coat rack is an easy solution to your entryway problems. It's bright, fun, and affordable. Hang it over a simple bench or above a couple of shoe baskets, and you'll have a better-organized hallway in a snap. Buy it here, $46.75. photo: Lovely Indeed Sunny Side Up We love the way this yellow bench adds a bright pop of color and sets a welcoming tone for the whole house. Even better—this is a DIY bench so you can pick the color that goes best with your decor scheme, whether it's a deep blue or warm pink. A set of hooks hold essentials, and you can add on a basket or two to stash shoes. Get all the directions to make your own entryway light, bright and out of sight at Lovely Indeed.   photo: Cassandra LaValle Baskets Make Perfect A slim console table above makes a drop zone for sunglasses and keys. Down below, a big basket waits to catch all sorts of goodies. Interior designer Cassandra LaValle of Coco Kelley uses the sturdy woven basket to hold her dog's leash, but you can also use the same technique for kids' shoes or other loose gear that makes your entryway chaotic.   photo: Entryway Table A Build Your Own Adventure This table offers double the storage than your standard entryway table. We love that there's room for two rows of baskets—enough for kids and parents to each have their own designated basket of stuff. Even more, we love that handy moms and dads can build one for themselves in an afternoon. Head on over to A Beautiful Mess for the plans and list of supplies.   photo: ebay The All In One Solution If you're not in the mood to DIY, you can buy an all-in-one entryway piece. Here's a shoe rack, set of double hooks, and a bench that comes in one single unit in a neutral black iron frame and sandalwood combo. With a few clicks, you'll be on your way to a solution to your entryway problems. Buy it at eBay. photo: Trent Bell Hook Me Up A peaceful blue wall beckons you inside the entrance to this Maine home. Designed by Kaplan Thompson Architects, this entryway shows how a coat of paint can give an entryway an easy makeover. We love the array of artful birch hooks ready to hold hats, scarves and coats, with enough spots for all the kids and their friends. —Oz Spies   RELATED STORIES: 9 Products That’ll Make You Look Like a Design Pro 11 Design Ideas for Personalized Nursery Decor 15 Things You Should Throw Out of Your Kids’ Room Now   The post Easy Entryway Decor Ideas for All Kinds of Spaces appeared first on Red Tricycle. #Products+Gear #MomHacks #Natl-feed #Parenting

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