#league tierlist

[ahleezeruinavt]

Me and my friends made a tierlist on how good a champions cooking would be if they made you a meal.

Some parts are memes just because we thought it'd be funny but we do have some explanations and rules we went through with this. - This is all based on what they'd cook for US, not other champions. For example, Xayah and Rakan probs make great food for each other, but not for others. - Champs who are giant in size will still have the ability to cook with utensils and proportions of their size. - Characters such as Kayn and Varus were rated as all 3 people together, not as individuals. For Varus speciffically we think that Kai and Valmar would respectively cook very good food, but all 3 of them thinking together would just be a mess. - Everyone from Yone to Annie is a Non-Malicious "Not Eating" rank. As in, we just don't think the food would be good, but just because their cooking probably sucks that bad or they don't know how to cook. Everyone from Bel'Veth and lower is malicious. As in they would do something to tamper with your food. - F tier are more people who would eat out (barring fizz and gnar who would just give you quality raw food) or probably don't know how to boil water without burning it. GP, Graves, and MF all fall under the "would probably order out" category. - D Tier is typically just either unseasoned or the food wouldn't be that good. For some characters (such as Orianna and Blitz) it's more of a "A for effort, but the food still isn't great" - C is either okay food or a "they cook well only to prove they're better than someone else at it" tier. Rammus is in there because his food would be "okay" i'mfunnypleaselaugh - B is geniuenly good food. Would comfort you. Make your worries melt away. - A is the fine dining. Their food is just amazing. - S is just god-tier food. Probably would make you ascend to another plane of reality if you had some.

[superduperevil]

I made a yordle sanity tierlist lol

[alexchooch]

aphelios sketches for posterity (from nov or so)

[puckpocketed]

lol worlds ain’t about Best Team Wins and never has been it’s about who gets griefed the least by their coach in the draft + how boybestfriend you are with your guys <- zofgk won because they banked up a lot of this last year

[wanderingmind867]

Back when I was reading The Avengers, i made a tierlist to show my feelings on the avengers of the 60s and 70s. I think it's still on my blog somewhere. Now, here's my tierlist for the Justice League with all it's pre crisis members (I may have made one of these before, but i can't remember anymore). And for bonus info: Adam Strange would have gone in E tier and The Phantom Stranger would have been S or A tier, but i couldn't find them:

[imaginationfordinner]

To celebrate Ash’s win, lets go back in time and see how well each Gen 1 pokemon matches with all the champs of league of legends

[cant-get-no-worse]

You dont post abt them that often but what's your fav prem league club?

I am franco-argentine. Do you think I have a thought to spare for whatever the English are doing.

[plumpybread]

Would love to see Chongyun!

So Khaenriah is fat? I'm guessing because of their technological development similar to Fontaine?

Also, what happened to Aether?

Khaenriah is odd, since it's the most mysterious of the nations and since it pretty much no longer exists after the cataclysm from 500 years prior to the events of the game it'll be hard to figure anything out until the time comes we explore the ruins of it a couple years from now. I placed Capitano, Pierro and Dainsleif that high cause they're all 500+ years old since they come from Khaenriah, and I pretty much tend to place long lived characters in another league in terms of weight above regular humans, since I like to think they've been getting progressively fatter over the course of centuries.

I don't think Khaenriah itself was a fat nation (at least that's my current stance on it, since it'd just be the same plot as Fontaine in the AU), but I like the idea of those three I mentioned to grow into huge sizes throughout their long lives.

As for Aether, I was debating on adding him to the tierlist or not, since his drastic size change is part of his storyline and I didnt know where to place him, but looking back at it I made the tierlist based on the "present" time, which is why kinich is at 400+ yet and not the huge size I drew him for his future, for example. So I would have placed him in the 2500+ tier since that's the weight he's carrying right now as he's adventuring through Natlan

[averagef1fansblog]

My tierlist.

1. My GOAT is the reason I started watching F1.

2. I started to believe in Oscar Piastri's WDC potential. I see the vision of op81 fans and am right there with them.

3. Valtteri is such a cool guy; I have always liked him since his days at Williams, especially James, and this is Valtteri thing.

Esteban is such a nice guy that there is nothing to dislike, at least off track.

Yuki; My fellow of the same height, a person of colour, is coming to F1, and you think I am not supporting him? I am right there.

Guanyu fashion is 🤌🏽 - However, his driving skills are lacking, which is unfortunate.

I believed in the Charles WDC potential talks in 2019 and 2020; Ferrari has fucked him over numerous times, but Charles, when is your villain era coming? It should have happened in 2022. Both he and Ferrari fumbled.

4. I tolerate all of the people in this tier, and my opinion of them is largely based on their relationship with Lewis.

5. Lance Stroll, I used to root for you, my fellow Canadian, but some shady things he had done, such as pushing his trainer, made me dislike him.

Carlos is here because the Spanish media treats him as if he is on the same level as Charles, despite the fact that the talent gap is greater than most people realize. Anyone who is liked by the Spanish media, I am the polar opposite.

Daniel "It is all noise and distractions." PRicciardo, I am not moved by his bubble and smiley guy persona.

Alex "They race me too hard" or "it is just karma" (when discussing AD2021) Albon. Carlos will reveal your mediocrity in 2025, and Franco is already doing so.

Alonso, where do I start? First and foremost, his entire incident with Spanish gp blackface in 2007, which he chose to ignore when it was his countrymen doing it, and calling Lewis a clown for dressing however he wants. He is a talented driver, however, and there is a reason he has won 2x WDC.

6. Max has his own category solely for the AD2021 thing (i don’t blame him fuck masi), which I understand is a sport but I just do not like, as well as the whole defeding Nelson Piquet thing. I like his honesty in some things, like how he just says what he thinks, but Max, you will never have a fan in me, but I can respect you are a talented mf.

7. The British media, his fans, and even some members of Team LH believe he is all that. He threw away so many wins after Miami that they are dismissing it as nothing; imagine if Lewis, Max, or Charles were doing that. They would be crucified, but little Lando Norris cannot handle the pressure. This man reignited my haterism for sports; I had not hated anyone since 2022, when Real Madrid won the Champions League. If he wins a championship before Leclerc, with a car faster than anyone since Canada or Spain, I will not be moved. Took 6 seasons for him to finally win races.

- That is all. Franco would probably go in the “i like you” category because he is my fellow TeamLH guy.

[celestiaras]

PLEASE DO THE TIERLIST

bonus round below!! (other models & branches)

cute lil willy (3-4 inches) ╰₊✧ mika melatika

average (4-5 inches) ╰₊✧ sukoya kana

nice cock! (5-6 inches) ╰₊✧ lain paterson

absolutely packing (6-7 inches) ╰₊✧ kyo kaneko 2.0, leos vincent

holy cock (7+ inches) ╰₊✧ fulgur ovid 3.0, oliver evans

in a league of their own (that shit is touching your heart) ╰₊✧ vox akuma 3.0, doppio dropscythe (daddidaddidoor) 2.0

[totaled-drama]

I’ve been trying to organize some stuff for the Little League AU so here’s some tierlists I made for that :)

[maochira]

AAAAA I have a request for the event:D

How about hair care(?) Night with chigiri, aryu, anri, and if possible, hiori?:D and ofc the assistants are there as well!! It's just a night where we all share tips of how to take good care of their hair, play games, gossip (mmm I love gossiping), while treating their hair? If you get what I mean<3

Could totally see chigiri with a towel around his head and goes "did you know reo came back to nagi" and the room is just full of gasps😭

THIS SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN AAA THANK YOU ANON!!

Requests open! - event list - event introduction

Tags: gn!reader, mostly silly goofy stuff, not proofread I was lazy

Event sypnosis: you, Claire (@deerangle3 ) and Mao (me) are assistants in the Neo Egoist League

Girls night! With the boys

-prior to the entire thing, Aryu wrote an entire list of which products you and the other assistants had to buy

-it's a bit of an odd combination, but you really didn't know who to invite to this. But they're all rather calm people, so everyone gets along!

-Mao has a bit of lesbian panic when Anri touches her hair

-Aryu has a little fangirl moment when he gets to touch Chigiri's hair

-Claire does NOT hesitate to say the vilest, deranged, insane things you have ever heard. But it always makes you burst out in laughter

-A LOT of platonic flirting throughout the entire night. Especially between Mao and Aryu

-besides the platonic flirting, a lot of compliments!!! Most of them are from Aryu as well

-you, Claire and Hiori talk about your favourite video games! But that quickly gets interrupted when Chigiri is like "By the way guys, did you hear Reo and Nagi-" and EVERYONE in the room gasps

-Chigiri tells you everything he knows. And that's how everything turned into a gossip night

-Aryu probably tells a lot about what it was like to be teammates and roommates with Rin during the second selection, so then everyone starts gossiping about Rin

-also, Aryu can't help but complain about Lorenzo's hair. BECAUSE THAT SHIT GREASY AF

-Hiori is mostly silent, but then Claire mentions Kaiser and suddenly Hiori goes on a rant about him for five minutes without a break. That obviously leads the conversation into gossiping about Kaiser, Ness and Isagi. You make jokes about them being a weird love triangle

-you guys made a tierlist on how babygirl the Blue Lock players are (Barou is on the top, Igaguri at the bottom)

-you forget about the time, so at some point, Ego knocks at the door and when he enters the room, it's one of the most confusing things he's ever seen

-Claire half-jokingly asks if he wants to join (of course he doesn't)

-when Ego leaves again, Anri starts talking about the work she always has to do for Ego. Everyone agrees that Ego is a manchild who can't take care of himself (Mao's father complex is (not so secretly) triggered by Ego but she's all in on joking about him)

-Anri wants to know what working with the coaches is like, so you, Claire and Mao tell every story you've got in mind. Like that one time Snuffy heard you and Claire calling Barou and Lorenzo babygirl? Or that one time Mao (purposely) called Lavinho "dad" and had to play it off as a joke? Dropping all of those stories to the group lets go

-at some point, the gossiping somehow turns into deeptalk. That doesn't last too long because everyone has to return to their rooms

-it was a very fun night!! Something you're definitely going to repeat if given the chance

[eikaprime]

What do you think of c4llie since you mentioned that before

I don't remember mentioning it before, but sure, why not.

4 is Callie's squid in shining hero suit. 4 is a kinda short, shy, smiling squidkid with country manners (the art book has them coming from quite a ways away from Inkopolis) who has a habit of calling her Miss Callie. (They do not call Marie Miss Marie. It's 'agent two' or 'Oh come ON MaRIE!' or 'Yeah, yeah, grandma, I'll get right on--not the charger NOT THE CHARGER!'). But with Callie? It's always Miss Callie, polite and respectful, at least for that first month.

And then Four relaxes. And then Callie's there and Four doesn't realize it, when Four tries yet again to soak Marie through that cursed umbrella, and Callie's caught in the crossfire and Four is so, so horrified, flushed all down their neck in a blush babbling apologies, hero dualies dropped on the ground as Callie's soaked through with ink, and Callie laughs. She laughs, and laughs, and darn near falls off that bench--the bench she's been on, every day, to look at the sky and remind herself--and then she picks up one of those dualies, the first time she's touched (the first time she's trusted herself with) a weapon since... since...

Four's first to hug her when Callie starts crying, realizing just what she's doing, and also freezes and babbles apologies and shoves Callie at Marie and runs. But Callie remembers.

Callie remembers, and the next time she comes down, offers Four a free shot. And Four takes it.

And clam blitz. Clam blitz was designed while Callie was away, but Four understands it. Four enjoys it. Callie needs to get stronger, and takes up turf, and Four--Four coaches Callie through the basics, through how to make a power clam, and then deranks on purpose, not quite throwing just not playing as hard as they could, until they're B- and takes Callie into league. They throw clams back and forth, laughing, until they've got the sort of silent understanding, knowing where the other will be and how to help them, that Callie never thought she'd have with anyone but Marie.

And Four is just there, with that stupid shy smile and for every two steps forward comes a retreat, a return to Miss Callie and impeccable manners held up like a shield that shatters when Four turns up with a book on the history of Inkopolis News and starts babbling about all the news hosts before them. Four is there, when Callie has a panic attack, and they're Callie's rock until they realize how close they are and that Callie's stopped crying and then they panic in turn. Four is there, and Callie could never ask for anything more.

...well. Maybe for the silly little squid to stop ranking Squid Sisters below Off The Hook in all their music tierlists. Sheesh!

(Honestly, I didn't realize I had quite so many opinions until I did this.)

[puckpocketed]

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TIERLIST & politics

Sharks Hockey first always forever ! <3

keeping things light. no enemies only babygirls i havent met!

The most narratively satisfying things are tragedies and tragicomedies!!! All Things Through Her (The Bit)

players aren’t their orgs. If I say I like a team, this doesn’t mean I like every player, and vice versa!!

The narratives are lying to you!!! LOOK PAST THEM. THE HOCKEY TELLS THE TRUTH!!!!!

I love hockey SO much !! Love of the game comes before ANYTHING, including teams!!! Talk to me about strategy. Show me spinoramas and ankle breaking dekes and head fakes and set plays. Talk to me about face-offs and your favourite underrated blorbo.

no seriously please send me propaganda i love propaganda i am a hair trigger away from adopting new guys. i've done it mid-game and id do it again!!!!!!!!!!!

Team rivalries don’t matter to me. My girls are beating the hell out of each other? The beautiful gaeme ...

i’m here for a laff and it truly aint that serious <3

Do Not expect me to have any couth about the CBR Brave!! I keep things light with the NHL but all that doesn’t apply here — I WILL be spiteful and unhinged!! im sorry the sports nationalism got to me!!!

that being said: CALIFORNIA SWEEEP!

housekeeping

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this is a non-rpf blog. I might lean into the narratives but tbh I’m not into men and don’t get much out of romantic shipping. Nothing against it though! I think everyone should engage with hockey however they like as long as it does no harm to themselves or others. Ride that ship into the sunset my loves we are holding fins 👍

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[noellevanious]

quick and dirty league tierlist for my favorite champs to play. sorry.

[bigprettygothgf]

here;s my official mk1 tierlist of characters based on average player in kombat league