#league of Legends incorrect quotes

[kasinonightlife]

Mel: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Jayce: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Mel: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Viktor: *On a walkie talkie* This is Viktor, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

[youcanautogeneratethese]

Honestly I'd absolutely love it if whatever show follows Arcane includes Lux, but has her be completely oblivious to all the angst and drama happening around her.

Vi: "My sister and I, we didn't always get along."

Lux: "I know just what you mean! When we were kids, Garen used to get up early and eat the last cookie in the jar."

Vi: "... Yes Lux, it's like that."

-Someone suspects of harboring a dark secret and tails her, just to find out that Lux is actually volunteering at a soup kitchen after hours.

-She drives Katarina and Garen insane by chaperoning every date they go on to make sure they don't do anything more than hold hands.

Katarina: "C'mon, I won't even kill her, just maim her badly enough that she misses a date!"

Garen: *Sighs* "No Kat."

-She speaks way too casually to important figures.

-Has 0 angst awareness.

-Jinx (assuming she's alive) is completely weirded out by her.

Jinx: "C'mon, you've gotta to have some deep, dark secret festering in you."

Lux: "I don't have dark secrets: I have bright ones!"

Jinx: "... What the heck is a bright secret?"

Like everything else is super dramatic, but then there's just Lux in the middle of it.

[moonlightbae7775]

(The enforcers sending yn after jinx)

Yn:I’ll have her head on a platter

(Yn coming back pregnant with a very noticeable baby bump and a ten month old)

Yn:…..I don’t think I did this right

[turn-my-hollow-purple]

Random Things My Friends Have Said as Arcane Characters

I really wanna post arcane content but I'm scared you guys won't love me anymore... I also dunno how many characters y'all want from me so yeah.

Jinx: woah I wonder what kinda dog that is. I think it's a bulldog before all the inbreeding

Vi: I'm a big cheesbeegie fan myself, they call me big cheesebeegie in the prison yard of course

Caitlyn: 'ello welcome to British congress. I mean uh... parliament

Mel: I'm wearing a confidence push-up bra

Jayce: Trader Joes tastes like 'made in China'

Viktor: No one with a mustache like that EVER looked pretty

Ekko: women's pants don't make sense

Ambessa: this is either the deathly hallows or my daughter's in a cult... all hail triangles

Vander: yeah my son is constantly smashing those gender norms *whips and nay-nay's*

Silco (probably): it's better to be a gay swinger than marry a woman

[theo-blossom]

incorrect quotes i forgot about ft league of legends

caitlyn: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions jinx?

jinx: no

vi: i do

caitlyn: i know vi

vi: im sad

caitlyn: i know vi

some one (viktor) in the distance: SHUT UP VI!

lux: You had one job. To get a washer and a dryer.

jinx: Okay, but hear me out, it was-

caitlyn: But what did you order?

vi: "Buy two, get one free." That's-

Y/N: But what did you order?

akali: That's a bargain! It’s a good deal!

caitlyn: *pinching the bridge of her nose* It is a good deal, guys. It's a great deal.

caitlyn, lux, and Y/N: *gestures at the three shiny new fridges in their base* BUT NOT FOR REFRIGERATORS, GUYS! NOT! FOR! REFRIGERATO-

caitlyn: where are you going?

jinx: oh, me and some friends are gonna go rob a bank!

caitlyn: you cant tonight, you have to babysit your niece

jinx: you never let me do anything!

vi: HELP! I TOLD CAITLYN AND Y/N I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

jinx, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

(The group is getting into the car)

evelynn: I’m driving.

Y/N, out of view: Shotgun!

seraphine, turning to face Y/N: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Y/N: WOAH-

Y/N, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! (Pumps gun)

akali: we need to get through this locked door. theo, give me your credit card.

Y/N: here.

akali, pocketing it: thanks. vi, kick down the door.

[lightcannon-incorrectly]

Ekko: *Playing with a sparkler peacefully*

Jinx: *Running behind her holding a sparkler in the air* SOMEBODY GAVE ME FIRE!

[thermodynamic-comedian]

thanks, silco

[aphwaph]

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[beif0ngs]

was this not the actual dialogue?? 🤔

[jm-chrome]

I don't show it much, but this is my second-most favorite Arcane ship.

Cute academia slow burn that's doomed to betrayal, rivalry, and lifelong angst? Yes. 🧍‍♀️

[kasinonightlife]

Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Jinx: Death penalty.

Caitlyn: *From the gallery* Jinx, it’s just a parking ticket.

Jinx: *Whispering into the mic* Please kill me.

[fulcrums501st]

[moonlightbae7775]

(Yn’s jinx’s lux’s zeri’s wedding)

Sevika:where’s the bride

Jinx:here

Sevika:no the other bride

Lux:I’m right here

(Sevika getting frustrated)No!! The-The-the in the colors!!

(Lux jinx and zeri look at each other confused)yes?

Sevika:my daughter!! Where’s my daughter!

(Yn hiding behind a table so she can eat in peace)

[captain-cortex]

[theo-blossom]

y/n, trying to flirt: so you come around here often?

jinx, confused: i mean i live here, so yeah

[ambericesage]

(She’s talking abt Caitlyn)