#leafy wants a hug from firey

[aleeyenn]

imagine

[l1ghtbulb]

FIREAFY HCS!!!

And no one asked for it >:)

Whenever Leafy sees Firey (meets up with him, sees him in the distance, SOMETHING) she runs over and hugs him, basically tackling him and they both fall over. (Also, if none are metal, Leafy catches on fire, obviously)

2. (Humanized) Firey likes to play with Leafy's hair ALOT! He would style it sometimes, but most of the time just straight up mess with it. Like, Leafy would always have her hair ruffled and Firey is the main cause!

3. Firey would try to bake sometimes, but he ends up causing a HUGE fire on the stove. Leafy tries to cheer him on and stuff, but it always happens. Leafy keeps him away from the stove for now.

4. Leafy would hum or sing to herself when she's in a good mood (which is most of the time.) Most of her singing is not even real words or anything, just the "La, La, La!" things. Firey pretends he hates it, but the conversation would just be like: "I can stop if you want." "DON'T!"

5. Leafy also likes holding hands with people (specifically firey.) She doesn't care if they're a friend or a straight up stranger! She specifically likes Fireys hands the most since they are WARM!

6. (Humanized ig????) Firey loves blankets! He would wrap himself in them and his heat gets trapped in them. Leafy would use the blanket after he did without knowing and the blanket would be REALLY WARM!

7. (Humanized) Leafy is in love with plushies or soft things (or maybe just squeezing/squishing things!) She hugs Firey like she would with a plushie or stuffed animal! She's also very sensitive and gets emotional easily, she has stuffed toys (and Firey) to comfort her.

8. Firey gets sleepy a lot!! He would hug things, like pillows or toys, in his sleep. Leafy would walk into seeing him cuddling a teddy bear and laugh!

that's all I came up with rn so (if you want to) give me some ideas please

[lesausageperson]

ok. I just had another dream, and you guys ABSOLUTELY have to see this shit. I am SO confused. I will never be the same. here's the text from my notes app.

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just had a dream that I watched an animation on YouTube where a bunch of assorted object show characters sang "accidentally in love" from shrek, but the lyrics were changed to be about the Muppets???????????? and the song had a whole extra minute on the end that was entirely about the muppets. all the objects were singing with their usual voices. I was So confused throughout the Entire thing.

the objects in the video were leafy, firey and pin from bfb, amelia and liam from hfjone (although airy did show up, he just wasn't... singing... oh my fucking god), and paper, painty, oj, fan and mephone4 from ii were there too. there were also objects from a show I've never seen before — broomer and chalky from excellent entities. mephone didn't sing either and the animator seemed to ship this really unusual rarepair of paper and boomer that I've never seen before. the latter had neon blue washi tape wrapped around his handle for some reason.

each character had a muppet they liked the most (I can't believe this happened to me) and they were sitting with them and singing during the animation. sometimes other objects would come together and sing the same verse. there was also this really REALLY weird moment in the middle where the music stopped and the animator started thirsting for cookie monster. I do not want to think about that part EVER again.

the Muppets I remember seeing were kermit with leafy, gonzo with mephone, animal with pin and firey, sam with fan, rizzo with liam, fozzie with amelia, rowlf with painty, several of the chickens with oj, and chalky with miss piggy. mephone was happily hugging gonzo and airy was chatting with cookie monster and looked like he was about to explode. I think airy REALLY liked cookie monster for some reason. I can see it tbh.

paper and broomer did have favourite Muppets, but they just ran off with eachother all sparkly and I didn't get to see them. that's what happens when you include your ships in an unrelated animation I guess. they run away together and you don't get to see their favourite muppets.

but yeah. I was really confused throughout the whole thing. I have no idea how or why I had this dream, nor whether the osc care about Muppets in the slightest, but here we are. I don't think any amount of thinking will make this make sense. weird dream.

[theoneandonlyhammeranon]

Leafy: *teleports* HELLO! Whats the plan to save bob? I wanna hug him again!

Firey: I want fluffy boi back...

So, we take out the tentacles to lower all his defense sense his defense is his magic from what I've seen. We take out the tentacles, injure him a bit, then we give him the grief seed and all is well!

[yagurlhere]

WARNING:MATURE THEMES, SUCH AS EXTREME BULLYING, SELF-HARM, AND ALSO SOME LANGUAGE I PUT IN

So, I recently I skimmed over this fanfic that really f*cking disturbed me, and I wanted to talk about. It's called The School of BFB, and I really do NOT like it.

Basically, like the title says, it's a school au for BFB, and the main character is Firey. However, he ends up being bullied by Match and Pencil. And not just the "push, shove into locker, slander" bully...they spread rumors that he's a murderer, he broke Match's leg, (I think,) and turn the school against him. Leafy is perhaps the only few (along with Loser) that don't believe it. Then, as the story carries on, Firey is literally TORTURED. He gets physically attacked by Match and Pencil multiple times, by Coiny and Flower, etc. He doesn't take it well, of course. Soon, Match and Pencil frame Firey for ruining Leafy's special flower from her grandmother, I believe, and Leafy BELIEVES it, and insults him and SLAPS him. From then on, she's completely unsympathetic, whenever she sees Firey being bullied, she doesn't care and in fact INSULTS him while it's going on. Then, Firey starts CUTTING himself, and Match and Pencil just talk and giggle at this while Leafy is all like "Good for him 😠" and it's so gross. Firey ends up broken by the end, and finally, Leafy catches Match and Pencil cheesily saying "Mawahahhaa we spread rumors 😈" smthn like that, they're trying to drown Firey in a toilet, Leafy is shocked and is all like "It was all lies!!!!!! 🤯" and then the teachers catch Match and Pencil, and the two run off cause they know they're getting their a*ses wooped, and Leafy feels bad.

At the end, when everyone leaves, Firey stays, sadly and dully hanging out by the board, until Leafy and some others come up. Leafy gets into this sappy apology, acknowledges what she did was wrong and horrible, and how she feels terrible for it, but she proceeds to say stuff like "I just wanted to fit in 😢" and "but I am kind in heart and I hope you find it to forgive me" some sh*t like that, and you probably know already, Firey easily forgives them, and they Hug.

And it's really f*cking disgusting, cause Firey was HURTING himself, and Leafy just coldly insulted him, and puts her HANDS on him.

Yeah, this fanfic is basically Firey torture p*rn/trauma conga line for him, he forgives way too easily, Leafy should've been held accountable for her actions too, along with Coiny and Flower, and I know that you could say

"But they're kids! 😢"

That makes it even worse. A CHILD was going through all this.

And like a comment said, this is a real life issue, and it's all easily resolved with a hug in the end after all the bullying????? Also, I checked out the sequel, and Match and Pencil still bully and torture Firey.

I want to do a video one day covering it once I rejoin the BFB fandom, but for now, I wanted to talk about it.

In the video, I'll talk about who made the story, cause they're a YouTuber I know.

I don't wanna name them right now, but let's just say, they had a popular shipping series.

[thedestinerchooser4216]

📞Call Me, Please📞

Teardrop and Y/N continue to stare at each other in a very confused manner. Until Y/N decides to break the silence once and for all.

Y/N: Look, I know you don't like to talk much, but let me ask you: why are you in here?

Teardrop doesn't say anything, she starts making gestures with her hands to explain what she was feeling. But Y/N can't decipher her message.

Y/N: I'm sorry, TD. I can't understand what you are trying to tell me.

Although it doesn't sound like much, Teardrop knew why Y/N had returned to the hotel. She was there to change his mind, or at least try to. She hands Y/N a picture of Firey, Leafy and Flowey, the three of them together.

Y/N: I don't understand, what am I supposed to be feeling from this picture?

Teardrop frowns and points to the three in the picture, so that Y/N would pay more attention.

Y/N: Ah… You mean if I died, they would miss me, right?

Teardrop lets out a big smile on his face.

Y/N: Why do you all care so much about me? I'm not that special…

Teardrop looks at Y/N with a worried look, she couldn't believe what Y/N had just said.

Y/N: I'm sorry, Teardrop. But I really need to be alone right now.

………..

"Don't worry about me, I won't try anything dangerous on myself"

………

"Trust me =)"

Teardrop relents a little. She didn't really trust the words she had just heard from Y/N. But, she had to leave anyway, there was not much she could do. This feeling of anguish would not leave her mind. Was he really telling the truth? Was he really not going to kill himself?

Y/N: Teardrop?

Teardrop comes back to reality, still staring at Y/N, but this time with a very neutral face.

Y/N: come on teardrop, I need you to leave now.

………

Y/N: I'm sorry if I acted rude, but I need to do some thinking right now….

Y/N closes the door in the face of teardrop, who is staring at the door.

She can hear the sound of the door locks being locked.

Teardrop was in her room, wondering what she would do to get Y/N's attention. She knew that at some point he would try to do something crazy to himself.

At this she decides to do something even crazier: break into Y/N's room to deliver a letter. It was expected, since she can't talk. So she starts writing her "love" letter to Y/N.

Y/N had not slept even for a second, he was looking for something that would be more productive for himself: a rope. I don't even need to tell you what he intended to do, do I?

Out of the blue he hears a small noise in the corridor.

Curiosity began to pang.

He went to see what had happened.

There was nothing.

He went back.

And she was there.

Teardrop was in the room, smiling, with a letter in his hand. This time, Y/N was furious, he was from minding his own business, even though every time he tried to end himself.

He was about to yell at Teardrop, but she hands him the letter before he could say anything.

Y/N: then…… Do you want me to read it?

Teardrop thumbs up to Y/N.

Y/N: so…. I'll read….

I know that in life there are moments that are difficult to deal with, but that does not mean that death is a positive alternative to escape these problems! You should always think positive, and try to solve problems your way! You are perfect the way you are, that's why everyone loves you! Including me! =3

XOXO -Teardrop

Y/N: Teardrop… I….don't know what to say…

Teardrop realized that Y/N was about to cry, so she ran to hug him to comfort him.

Y/N: Droppy……

Teardrop looks at Y/N.

Y/N: can we just go to sleep now?

Teardrop nods his head. Agreeing with Y/N.

It may seem like a story has finally closed my friends, but believe me, that story is still far from over…

[maleposting]

Yeah, I know, she was so surprised.

Really?

Oh, for sure! I mean, it wasn't very big, just a little bug, but Flower went crazy!

OMG, Flower is really afraid of bugs!

Well, yeah. Flower thinks she's so fabulous! Like the time she asked Icy if she was beautiful...

Flashback to Flower and Ice Cube.

Ice Cube, don't you think I look beautiful?

Uh, no?

Flower kicks Ice Cube.

Flashback ends.

Oh, oh! I remember that! I am so gonna get revenge on her! I cannot believe how she thinks we will be her servants! I'm so glad you guys are my friends, though. Really! Bubble likes me too. Right, Bubble?

Ice Cube grabs Bubble and starts hugging her.

Uh...

Right...?

Um... Yeah...?

No! Ice Cube! Stop!

Bubble pops.

Bubble Recovery Center

Bubble gets recovered in the Bubble Recovery Center, but then nearly gets stabbed by Blocky, using Pin.

Pin, you nearly popped me!

Oh, it's not my fault.

Camera pan, revealing Blocky holding Pin.

It's this stupid Blocky here. It's his fault!

Pin kicks Blocky, sending Pin flying.

Fine, I'll get Needle.

Blocky grabs Needle from off-screen and throws her at Bubble. Bubble ducks to dodge Needle.

Help!

Yikes! What was that for?

Hey! I'm just in the mood to hurt someone!

Ahh... ahh... AAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!

Blocky kicks Woody.

(screams)

Enjoying life

Woody, get up! There's a life out there to enjoy, so, enjoy it!

Awww... Aiyeee...

Teardrop, calm down! Kicking Woody could severely injure him.

He is balsa.

I can't believe what a scaredy-cat Woody is, he's so uncool. Pen, though, you're cool.

So are you, Eraser.

Gliding accident

Snowball hits a mountain while gliding, and crashes on the top.

Oof!

Woah! Rocky! Wake up!

Whaa? Hi, S.B!

Wheeee!

Oof! Hi, T.B, my good ol' friend!

The feud

Coiny! You're so dumb!

Hey!

Oh my gosh, Firey! You're sooo easy to slap!

[Off-screen] Firey! Coiny!

Stop fighting! And Spongy, take a bath! You're stinky!

Sorry.

The show's introduction

Isn't Golf Ball bossy?

I know! She is like a bossy bot.

Uhh, you know, a bossy robot?

Well, a robot that was built to be its bossiest!

I'd do anything to get away from her.

... or Flower...

... or Woody...

... or Spongy!

Well, then you're in luck.

Uhhh, how?

Well, everybody, they're building the island of luxury. It's called Dream Island. A whole square mile of paradise, a five star hotel, a casino, six restaurants, robot servants...

... and the winner even gets to decide who gets to come in and who doesn't.

So, umm, how much will it cost?

Not even a penny.

Then I'll take it!

But what about everybody else? They want it too, you know.

Uhh, I wouldn't give up that island for anything.

Neither would they. So we must settle this with a contest.

The contest begins

So yes. Whoever stays on the bar the longest wins.

Let's help each other!

Yeah!

Blocky! Wake up! What are you doing?

Uh-oh!

Out of my way!

I need my space!

Help me, Pin!

Thanks!

Start of an alliance

Let's form an alliance!

That would do no harm!

Let's do it!

[Off-screen] Wha? An alliance? [On-screen] I've got to join!

Coming through! Sorry, Pen. Hey guys, can I be part o-

No.

The two plunge into the ocean.

Coiny's mistake

Blocky! Come on, wake up!

Coiny shakes Blocky, but accidentally knocks him off the bar.

Oops!

Coiny, don't ever... oops.

The final 6

Yeah!

There's the evil Flower! She's still in.

Let's run her over!

Yeah!

Uh oh!

Hey! We're flying!

You're right! Woo-hoo!

Uh oh!

Pull up!

I... can't! Oh no! Blocky? Rocky? Help!

What is it?

You're stepping on me!

Better?

Yes. Now pull us up!

Woah!

Teardrop! Hold on to my other arm!

Ha, ha! I'm wearing Non-Slip Shoes So Ha!

Hey! Grrr...

Ahh!

Ohh, wha...? Eww, Oh my god...! Uhhh... Uhhh... Ahh!

Nice going, Pin. A job well done.

Teardrop, let's swing!

Yay!

Pin! Alliance, remember?

Oh yeah!

Leafy! You're stepping on me!

Wha...?

Oops.

The final 4

Yeah!

Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Scissors beats paper! I get to push you off!

Wait, hold on a sec! We didn't agree to that!

Look, when I win the island, I'll let you on to the island.

Pin! This still isn't fair!

Only one of us can win.

Um, Pin? Wrong finger.

Whoops.

Heh heh... Anyway, still, only one of us can win.

That's where you're wrong. The two of you both win.

Wait, we both get the island?

Nope! You just get to choose the teams. The teams for a much larger, longer battle to win Dream Island.

Oh great!

It's not that bad...

#whatever that means

[dweamisland]

ramble ramble fireafy ramble ramble

still thinking about firey being the first to fall in love.. its so delicious and its def one-sided in the beginning… just a small crush on ur friend no big deal he’ll get over it right !!!! and its so. ugh it doesnt get easier you just notice little things that make ur heart flutter and u want nothing more than to hold that person close.

FIREY AND LEAFY WOULD BE SO FUCKING TOUCH STARVED !!! SOOOOOOOOOOO TOUCH STARVED..

firey being made out of fire like. dont need to explain that and leafy… god dont make me think about it.. what i will think about is the way they hugged eachother twice and in both times they forgot about firey being made of of fire..LOL GAY ASS

god they would def casually hold hands while they explore island from island maybe stand too close LOL whatevee gay shit they can do without hurting eachother fbdjdbdk i dont think they would hug tho (the whole leafy dying LOL) 😢 unless one of them wants to be metal.. dbsbdjdb

mmm even tho firey is the one pining he wouldnt make the first move hes stubborn and hes the kind of guy that really needs a push into the right direction.. i wanna think overtime maybe leafy also realizes hey i like him and probs make the first move shes the one always trying to engage him so !! yeah she would confess first…..and kiss him first…and andand and blurt out i love you to him i.. i need a moment hold on.. i..

[anniteslifine]

oh wow, writing? that’s pretty funky

Randomly had this idea and procrastinated on it for a week as you do

Basically some Firey and Coiny stuff, i tried to write it where it could be perceived as platonic or romantic

This is my first time writing these character in canon (somewhat), so apologies if they seem off!

“Like, if she wanted it, she could’ve told me, y’know?”

Coiny laughed, pushing more weight onto the tree he was leaning on. Pin was standing in front and a bit off to the left of him, a wide smile on her face, with Needle sitting down on the soft grass beside her.

The three had been chatting for quite a while now. Coiny had honestly lost track of the time. It had been great to throw aside the responsibilities of challenges and being a good leader for a while, and just spend time with his friends.

“Yeah, cause, like- I would’ve…”

Pin’s voice faded away as he zoned out a bit, thinking back to those years when they were younger, when he did a bunch of stupid things and got into a bunch of stupid fights with-

A flicker of movement in his peripheral caught his attention, and he pushed off from the tree, turning to see.

Firey.

He glanced over at Needle and Pin. “Hey, I’ll be back in a sec.”

They blinked over at him, before he turned his back and started making his way over to Firey.

As he approached, he heard something.

Slowing his pace, Coiny listened more intently, head tilted slightly.

Was that… crying?

Concerned, he changed his entire stance, crouching down a bit as he closed the space between them, keeping his footsteps quiet.

Firey was hugging himself, huddled down on the ground as he stared at his feet. Quiet hiccups shook his shoulders.

Coiny listened for a moment, struggling to figure out what to do.

He decided on the two things he knew best. Being a jerk and being a friend.

“Hey, idiot.”

Firey startled and turned to look at him, sniffling and wiping his eyes. “Wha..?”

“What’s up with you, all sad and pitiful over here?” He scuffed the ground with his foot, hands behind his back.

“I-“ Firey averted his gaze. “Nothing.”

“Oh, come on. I know you wouldn’t sulk over ‘nothing.’ Tell me.” Coiny’s tone was sharp, but he tried to put a bit of tenderness into it.

“Just-..” He wiped his eyes again, likely to keep the tears from spilling and hurting him. “I dunno. Stuff with Leafy and all that.” He halfheartedly waved his hand. “It’s nothing, really. I- I’m fine.” Voice cracking, a manic smile flickered across his face before he slumped over, shoving his palms into his eyes.

He looked so distressed. Nothing that Coiny had seen has made Firey act like this. Not even him.

Coiny blinked. “Well…”

The flame looked up at him again, arms dropping down.

Coiny extended his hand.

“Why don’t you… come hang out with me? And the others, of course.” He jerked his head over his shoulder, where Pin and Needle were still chatting a bit away.

Clearing his throat, he shrugged. “Only if you want to, of course.” I need to stop saying ‘of course.’

Firey inspected his hand for a moment, unsure.

Hesitantly, he reached up and took Coiny’s hand.

He pulled him up to his feet, where their gazes locked for a millisecond, before Firey pulled his hand back and averted his eyes. “Th-thanks.”

“No problem. Are you coming?” Coiny stepped back, in the direction of the rest of the group.

“Yeah.” Firey rubbed his eyes. “Sure.”

The two started heading back, Coiny forcing himself not to smile.

[nikushimiuwu]

! Theory time !

This post contains spoilers for bfb 22, I apologize in advance

And so, I want to talk about something that hasn't been out of my mind for a while since the new episode came out. As we already know many of the characters have changed very much for the better after coming to these islands, we can notice that four, lollipop , flower, of course leafy and firey and their relationship, and maybe even x has changed a lot, I'm not sure about the rest but in any case it's not about them.

Now I’ll explain what I mean.

I’ve noticed some parallels about firey/leafy and x/four relationships, maybe it’s just me or maybe something’s interesting is gonna happen in future episodes.

Here it is:

The ‘good times’ - leafys and fireys friendship in bfdi/ X finds out his value (probably?)

The conflict - leafy stole dream island/ all the time when four burned/screeched/And maybe even worse things he did to X

Everyone starting hate Leafy and Firey pretends too/ everyone is leaving four and X does as well

Revenge - Firey stole Donut’s diary/ probably future episodes??

Reunion in bfb 22/ reunion in 17

So why did I skipped a point in ‘revenge’ of four/X relationship? It didn’t happen yet, but will be

In the episode ‘How loe can you grow?’ or just bfb 19, lollipop asked x why he needed the aloe vera, and he whispered something to her, then lollipop said “bfb 3?”, “and he burned you!?”, then “don’t worry X, I’ll avenge you!” and X is smiling.

As we can see there’s was already some moments when the characters predicted events, like “-what do you think of roleplay? -I don’t like it” in bfb 4, then after a while there goes bfb 12 which called “what do you think of roleplay?”

I hope lollipop won’t be eliminated in the next episode so she could ‘avenge’ for X, but only time will show what will really happen

So what do I mean? I mean that four’s and X’s relationship arc is not ended, and they’re still need to learn from each other (especially four). If I missed something please correct me, also sorry for mistakes, I don’t speak English so good

Anyway thank you for reading! I spent a lot of time on this

Also the ‘hugging reunion’

[itissadbutitsmy-life]

the funniest jokes in bfdi

flower’s announcer crusher that she just. has, and everyone else just uses it too

trying to put out a fire by holding ice cube’s recovery center over the fire so she just falls into it endlessly

every single one of yellow face’s products, including but not limited to

fork attractant, for when you need a fork but don’t have the cutlery on hand

headphones you cannot change the volume on or remove

money slips, you just write an amount on them, and it counts as legal tender

“thats a pentagon!” “yeah! like if you took my name and added ‘Tagon’!“

in like episode 2 when they all run away from something and a second later flower casually power-walks away from it instead of running

when balloony deflated and a while later cloudy flies over and goes “i cannot believe it! this is a dead body!!”

“he’s not dead, he just needs a little help thats all! (starts reinflating him too fast) but i agree, he is a hindrance when he is deflate- ohh noooo”

hollow jawbreakers that sound can come into but can’t go out of

when they stuck loser in a jawbreaker they inverted it, so they can hear him talk to himself but he cant hear anything around him

no one seems to know that thats why they can hear him

one time they all ended up in space. because of budget cuts.

actually every time budget cuts lead to something that seems way cooler than their previous stuff, like sparkly purple lasers instead of a mechanical arm to eliminate people with

the consistently bad cake at stake prizes. one time it was just a block of ice cut into six pieces. one time it was dirty shovels.

the magical die of judgement

when freesmart drove across the ocean in their van and they managed it by holding their breath and each time one of them died they just recovered them and threw their corpse out the back

golf ball messing up naming her team by saying things like “we need to be another name” and ending up on teams called Another Name and A Better Name Than That

one team was formed entirely around learning to not kill people. pillow overhears them say “youre against killing?” and goes “:D did someone say killing??”

tennis ball admonishing rocky for not knowing how to write: “no arms is no excuse”

they had to find a needle in a haystack and needle just turned herself in, successfully

when they started using a board with the points written on it on flaps of paper instead of a computer screen, but due to budget cuts, it could only display two digits per contestant, so anyone who went over 100 started immediately dropping to the bottom of the rankings

when ice cube was sleeping at the cake of stake podiums and got shot up into the air at like 3000 mph

2763

when the eliminated contestants tried to escape the loser chamber and they just rolled it off into the ocean

theyre saved because the sun rises and picks them up out of the ocean

also apparently the chamber opens for like five minutes a day for sunlight, but instead of just climbing out during that time, which they seem to be capable of doing, they do a much more convoluted thing

they were sick of four so they got rid of him by multiplying him with donut, and it worked

ruby has some really weirdly specific ideas of beauty and coaches flower

the line delivery of “killing a bubble is as easy as one, two, th(pop)” “i just learned two things about bubble: she can be su i c i d a l and she’s S O D U M B she CANT even count to T H R E E!”

a few episodes later bubble angrily shows them she CAN count to three if she lives long enough to do so, and pencil and match are both like :O :O

bubbles first line in season four is her rapidly counting to ten before getting popped

the way each team breaks their jawbreakers

8 ball just goes “MNYAH” and bites it in half

"okay black hole, do the thing”

leafy tries to use woody’s tongue to lick it open even though rocky and balloony were doing just fine using acid

iance just going ‘bwehbwehbweh’ all licking the same one

team ice cube was doing a mix of bwebwhbehbbwehbw and loudly drilling it open with naily

when four loved so hard he shot eraser off over the horizon

when they’re discussing team names in season one  and theyre all talking over each other so you cant hear what theyre saying, except match, who grabs a megaphone and screams “SMOKY HOT FIERY BUNS”

when needle made a cake and put so much yeast in it that it breached earth’s atmosphere and astronomers apparently began classing earth as part of a three planet system (”consisting of the earth, the moon, and something called ‘needles cake’”)

“it’s ice cube! and she’s shrinking?” “she’s falling”

saying “(x character)! wake up!!” when it’s unclear (to the audience) why a character looks silly or apparently isnt responding

blocky’s sleeping pose is him with his eyes wide open, sporting a big goofy grin and hugging his legs

david’s sleeping pose is him with X eyes

one time the contest was to fill a tank with water from crying, and golf ball immediately ordered tennis ball to cry. he couldn’t do it on command, so golf ball tried, and cried her first ever tear, just... her first one

when the prize was fortune cookies, the fortunes were bracelety’s notes about how much she loves ice cube

“four, where’d you get these fortunes again?” “dumpster!”

“lightning always forgets to fly, so he had to be the fake”

when they were flying paper planes and stapy accidentally stapled his teammates into theirs, and he just hovered next to it while he was talking to them before they all started to plummet

the entire scene where liy tries to use ice cube to force teardrop to talk

“i’ll hold teardrops jaw open and you wiggle her vocal chords”

“i hate you” “yeah i hate her too!” “no. i hate you.”

“ice cube will only stop when she WANTS to stop!” “i want to stop”

“YOU SAID YOU WOULD HELP ME! YOU SAID YOU WERE COOL!” “so r r y (starts wiggling)”

“ICE CUBE! I AM APPALLED!!!!!”

ice cube gets bitten and starts screaming while bracelety is yelling “YEAH ICE CUBE! I CANT HEAR YOU, LOUDER!!”

apparently everyone who hates golf ball gets physically sick when they get near her (or at least, ruby does and snowball did once he knew she was there)

blocky got eaten by a monster in episode two but it turned out the monster missed him by a bit so he was fine

taco’s teammates thought she was dead forever and wrote eulogies for her, and once they found out she was alive lollipop threw hers away, but saw kept hers because in her eyes they’re still valid!!

when things started to get dramatic in the s1 finale, and leafy called announcer on the phone and he was in a ball pit

loser’s trapped in a jawbreaker and the only thing with him is donut’s diary. the next time you see him he’s reading it furiously and it’s filled with color-coded sticky notes

pillow decided if you wave your arms it means all your “care spirit” is getting sucked out your arms and sent into space (”a true indicator that person doesn’t give a fluff”)

remote got hacked and her FIRST INSTINCT is to send the hackers a bomb

“if theres an announcer recovery center now, that means we can kill the announcer as much as we want and he’ll still come back to give us dream island!”

they ask black hole to push them in their swing and he says he can’t push, but he can pull like there’s no tomorrow

“no i can literally warp space time so that there will be no tomorrow” “yeah,h don’t do that.”

when they have a tiebreaker announcer pulls out a silk tie and goes “first team to break this tie wins”

the second time, almost before he finished speaking, snowball just reached over and ripped it in half effortlessly

“proves you don’t need frills to make a feast for the eyes!” “more like taco doesn’t need to be dead to be deceased in my eyes!!!”

they had a race where everyone on each team had their legs tied together (like a three-legged race, but with like six people on a team)

pen’s team was doing fine but he wasn’t, so they just dragged him along behind

snowball tied his team into a ball and dragged them himself, to predictable results, and wouldn’t stop until he got to the finish line even though it took him until after the sun went down

he failed, actually, and him and his team plummeted down a ravine when he passed out

“the opposite of dream island! night...nightmare moon!!”

donut stuck his arms through a one way camera to the moon (it transmits matter as well as light), and to fix the fact that his arms were on the moon and his body was on earth, he pushed the entire earth through the camera

the moon is smushed up against the earth now. it has not been resolved yet

“gelatin and firey tied their legs together and fell off” “ya, seems like the kind of thing they would do”

pencil got caught by a monster and couldnt get away, so they had to kill her so they could recover her somewhere else, and they let her pick how they did it, which lead to everyone just sawing her in half while she grinned ear to ear. she was singing too. iconic

but first, match, her best friend, started waggling a big butcher’s knife around at her going “hoohoo hoeheehee im killing pencil loookat me” and pencil said “match put your butterknife away, you have to ACTUALLY kill me”

and when they were sawing her in half bubble had the BIGGEST, most BLISSFUL grin, with her eyes half closed like a happy cat

bell asks for help making people stop climbing her string, and snowball assures her he can do it, but he’ll have to climb her string to get to them

then like twenty people followed him up

when writing utensil characters use themselves to write with

sometimes they have tiny versions of themselves (sans limbs), but sometimes they just like, pull their caps off and write with their heads

(the same scream noise they use every time a group of people screams) “HONESTLY! (grabs a new can of fork repellent from hammerspace) are you guys going to scream like that EVERY time i use up a can?”

dodecadangit

OH THANKS AN OCTADECILLION, MATCH

they were basically playing hot potato where if you look at someone who was glowing you’d catch the glow, and most teams ended up just chilling with their eyes closed, but golf ball yelled “EVERYONE GET ON MY ROCKET” and she and her team just left earth entirely

this did not stop them from catching the glow

someone’s like “the communicator dish still works” and book goes “oh,” dips a chip into the communicator dish and splashes dip everywhere, “THATS what this is?”

the, like, five minute long end-credits scene of ice cube falling off a cliff eternally

pencil tells ruby which button to press and she keeps getting it wrong, partly because NEW BUTTONS KEEP APPEARING

the poison antidote that has the side effect of making the recipient eat one other contestant

pencil coaching her teammates on how to jump higher

“MMR? I love measles, mumps, and rubella!”

“golf ball knows how to do, like, everything!” (cut to golf ball) “i don’t know how to do, like, anything”

basketball invited 8 ball to be on her team cuz they’re both balls, then 8 ball said “sure, and let’s adopt these three” in reference to three other ball characters

loser said when he was younger he used to play with a toy that was apparently only just invented an hour ago, and everyone, like 60 characters, immediately disowned him and started a turf war over the situation

“black hole, you’re strong! open this jar for me!”

(as the world is literally ending) “FLOWER! WHATAVE YOU DONE??” “i got this jar open!!!”

whenever a host dies or is otherwise put out of commission and the contestants just keep trucking along until they remember no one can get the prize if the host isn’t around to give it to them 

that time announcer used like ten negatives in a sentence 

the way announcer says “wow!” with more emotion than anything else he says? idk if it’s intentional, or even a joke, but it’s the best thing 

(slow mo) “i want to cry now, i really do”

“and i cry acid”

ruby died of sadness and book made it big by selling her remains 

when they say some line that’s just regular words in a slightly unique way, and then the line gets repeated throughout the series 

announcer accidentally-on-purpose got everyone killed, except david (who’s immune to bugs), and he had a david cloner, so he just went ahead and replaced everyone with davids in costumes

halfway through cake at stake, the original contestants show up unexpectedly and explain that they “faked their deaths! obviously.”

“ive decided to not cancel bfdi!” “aw, seriously?”

the noises david and dora make when they do things, like clattering, or sprouting leaves 

bubble and match pretending to be trees

“NO BUBBLE! TREES DONT SAY THAT!” “OH, RIGHT! FSSHHHHHH! FWWWSHH!!!!”

when nickel and coiny get close together bad things happen

“how’s the tree-climbing going?” “it’s okay, but it’d be easier if you helped. (swoop) okay, just got to the top” 

“yes! I am the first one up the tree!” “that’s NOT true, I was here FIRST” 

i guess we’ll just have to use this trebuchet tennis ball built before he died 

“wha! yhad this the HWOLE TIME, I DIDN EVEN HAVE TO CLIMB THE TREE?” “physical exertion builds character :)” 

when everyone’s begging four to bring back their dead teammates, especially saw, who lost her entire team, and four is like okay I’ll bring back one (1) person, and saw very reverently starts to ask him for her dead team leader, but grassy says “tennis ball!” and four listens to him instead, and everyone immediately starts nagging four again to bring back more important people 

leafy, about to melt ice cube down for metal scrap: “ice cube, come on down! you can be my alloy!”

they met a new character and they’re like “who is that?” and pie’s like “I dunno, try squishing it” 

“theres another one? whoa! it totally has a different texture from the first one!”

8 ball beginning every single statement with things like “although I don’t have a favorite number...” 

“I do this!” (grabs pin and turns her, screaming, into a squiggly pile of lines) “pretty cool, dontcha think?” 

“can,,,, you bring her back?” “no” (five seconds later) “HEY CHECK THIS OUT! (brings back pin)” 

pen high fived black hole and his arm spaghettified 

“what are you doing?” ��im going to die!” “hi needle! he’s not going to die.”

iance was trying to dig their way up out of the ground but they couldnt because golf ball kept blocking them from the surface

“maybe theyre trying to communicate with me?” “yeah they’re telling you to stop”

“they raise a very convincing argument. BUT IT’S NOT ENOUGH!” “OH what a pain!!”

she accurately guessed the fact that there was a group of people underground running from some lava who “clearly value avoiding [golf ball] more than their own safety”

“ohhhh so THIS is golf balls idea of fun!” “(sigh)... yep”

they looked through a camera and couldn’t see donut (the zoom wasn’t adjusted) and marker went “donut’s a vampire too?” 

too???

“meh, I’ve still got other evidence”

one time the eliminated contestants got to vote who to eliminate and snowball was like “ice cube, cuz it’s really hot in the TLC and I can’t be the only one cooling it off” 

like four other people were like “oh man he’s right” and did the same thing

“wouldn’t it be cool if the last word of the last episode was the same as the first word of the first episode?” “yeah :)” 

“take. a deep breath. you know. A DEEP FRIED BREATH” 

at the end of the episode he shows up with some boiling oil and is like “LIKE THIS! ONE, (sizzling and screaming noises)” “COINY NO” 

leafy was about to throw a knife at them but watched this happen offscreen with horror and then left them alone

david’s human, and that’s just weird

“im still mad you killed bubble” “youre one to talk, you were about to impale TWO WHOLE teams” “yeah, but bubble’s life? is special”

pen’s like “okay we three need to stick together while we’re picking teams!” but then eraser hears some other team has free food, so he runs off and pen very flatly goes “okay, we lost eraser.”

“well let’s not pick pen, he’s still two hundred bigintillion dollars in debt” which is mostly hilarious without the first three seasons of context, but even with context it’s hilarious. he looks so shamefaced when they say it too. i love pen

once someone finally picks him he IMMEDIATELY perks up and takes charge

the hphprcc went into self destruct mode and everyone started frantically trying to figure out what to do, and book’s like “okay it’ll either just disappear without a trace, or blow up and kill us all, 50/50 chance” and then of course, it exploded, and ruby started screaming, and then book was like “ruby, stop hallucinating! see? it just disappeared, without a trace!”

“YOuuOURE HalLUCINAATING!!” “DON’T do that!! it is K-R-E-P!”

pin tried to knock everyone off the eiffel tower by shaking it and book was like “who does she think she’s kidding? it’s the eiffel tower we won’t fall off”

“name ONE! name ONE friend you haven’t gotten extremely angry at!” “thats not fair,! there isnt even any of them!”

8ball was saying the opposite of everything golf ball was saying, up to and including calling the members of their team, a better name that that, “worse namers”

“is this because i killed you last episode?” “what?? no, i dont care about that!”

“life is CHEAP! get me a BANANA!!!”

flower bit off half of announcer’s head and he couldn’t make the K sound anymore

“have this -ashew” “bless you”

“no i said -ashew. -ashew. -ashew. -ashew.” “wow you must be allergic to something”

“maybe announcer’s allergic to this cashew? here bubble, you can have it!”

pencil won the staring contest because david’s allergic to sunrises

freesmart was making video diaries during the three year hiatus, but apparently did absolutely no editing or even rewatching of the videos, because they found out three years too late that ruby left the lens cap on every time she used the camera

when four played the cake at stake song in the classroom he played it on a low-quality portable tv instead of cutting to a fullscreen video

“iknowafasterway!” “NORUBYYOULLDIE!”

pin said she didnt want to halve the votes she got because she hadnt done anything that would make people want to vote for her, and it immediately cut to a series of old scenes of her throwing people under the metaphorical bus

literally nothing is funnier than “i mean, i havent done anything to make people vote for me” (cut to flashback) “there’s too much weight on this sinking ship!!! we need to throw someone OVERBOARD!!!!”

one team got stuck doing their nine-piece puzzle for a MONTH because all the pieces were the same dark brown color

the pieces were upside down

a month

“the finish line! it’s only twenty or so yards away!”

two people talking and using the word “needy” twice and pausing to throw their hands up protectively and go “HNnnnynGH”

“why do i have filling, but also a hole?” - donuts diary

in 5b theyre talking to some npcs and theyre like “well dont hurt us, because we just got finished being punished in lego brick’s dungeon” and the npcs were like “oh yeah he does that. he’s a great guy, but he does that.”

also in 5b when book met lego brick the FIRST thing she asked is if he’s “safe to look at” which,???

they did a trivia contest and multiple questions were in complete gibberish

presumably this is an actual language in canon since like three other people answered correctly, also in gibberish, but still

“you’ve got this, bubble, you’re great at mental contests” “question one: ooba grooba, grooba shmooba?” “HUH?”

“but tennis ball -- oh... tennis ball....--”

team naming, especially in season four

“we’re not ALL in the alliance!” “well, if you take ‘the all’ out of the alliance, you get...”

“and what is your name?” (everyone says their own actual names at once)

ice cube is not on team ice cube

Death Prevention And Creating Trust

“let’s be called The Losers!” “awww! you didn’t have to”

wheel ooze a hole bunch. WOAH bunch!

“but then it sounds like youre saying free-DUMB!” “and we are so like totally not dumb!”

when the losers decided to use iance’s idea to win the swing contest and it was styled like an overenthusiastic science video 

“WHOA!!! iance just had a RADICAL idea!!!”

“TREASON! TREASON! TREASON!” “im in what?”

“seriously why are so many people drowning? it’s not even quicksand, or anything” - announcer, responding to five people drowning in a basket of bread

they were whispering with “susuusus” noises and cloudy whispered “zuzuzuzzuz”

the spaceship with the sign that says “this spaceship runs on big squishy contestants” or whatever and after the credits it slowly flips over to say “this spaceship runs on VOTERS”

“stop shooting at me!” “no way! i got these cannonballs on sale and IM GONNA GET MY MONEYS WORTH!!!”

eggy and cake’s argument over who has a deeper spiritual connection with loser

“my connection is so strong that when i crack, i bleed loser’s COLOR”

playing catch with a star they plucked out of the big dipper, and leafy’s horror over it

adding “ey” to people’s names (personal favorites are announcery, fourty-four, flowey, treey, and belly)

blueberries are EXPLOSIVE, including the ones inside pie, so sometimes she just explodes

“but over a year ago, four said you dont need frills to make a feast for the eyes, so that means hes okay with trash!”

the anti-advertisements advertisement!

four ate a whole team and they just sort of stood around inside him sticking their arms out his mouth and laughing hysterically

“again! again again again !!!!”

“we could be leaving!” “yeah, but when’s the last time you saw remote this happy? this is good for her!”

book, three episodes into season 3: hey, what is it we’re even battling for?

(iconic voice): dwream island,??

when they had a beauty contest and firey speaker box and flower speaker box just immediately chose firey and flower to be the winners without a second’s hesitation

“book! come help us catch a criminal!” “no thanks, im good!”

donut tried to punish people for getting the wrong answers when he was hosting, but it turns out a recording of four screeching doesn’t work... quite as well as the real deal

four zapping gelatin

ok ok ok this is insanely long but please add more if u have any favorites i missed

[objectsdeconstructed]

Chapter 1, Tale 1: “The Present"

“What are you doing!? Get your hands off of me, you jerk!” Leafy screamed.

“Leafy, leafy!”, Firey defends himself. “Leafy, I’m sorry for what I did. I realized what I wanted most wasn’t Dream Island, It’s you. Your friendship. I just want you to know that I’m tired of all this turmoil that’s going on, all these conflicts and stuff. And I’d rather spend my time with you, whether It’s on Dream Island or not.”

“Really, you mean it?” Leafy whispered, as they hang glided away.

“Hurry up! We have to get back to the execution!” Golf Ball shouted, from the ground.

But it was too late. The lovebirds were already flying off into the sunshine, to a better life, a better tomorrow.

“THE END”

“Battle For Dream Island.”

“Written by-”

________________________________

The TV is shut off. “What a load a’ bullshit.“ Larson mused. “That was corny as hell.”

“Larson!” Mariette shrieked. “We have children in the room!”

“Ah, don’t worry ‘bout that, Ma’. Lil’ Liam’s been out for 10 minutes already.”

It was true. Liam had fallen asleep in his mother’s lap. It seems that he’s been asleep for a while.

“Cute lil’ fella. Here, let me-” Larson gently lifted up his youngest brother, whispering. “I’ll take ‘im to the bedroom.”

Mariette thanked Larson, and Larson left the room, with Liam in his arms. Seeing this, Susan spoke up. “Wow. Uh… so, any thoughts on that episode?”

John turned to his sister, “I thought it was kinda good. I mean, for a season finale. Wrapped up stuff nicely. Good enough for me.”

“Wait, really?! I thought it was disappointing as heck! Like, seriously! Even for a cartoon that was absurd! Where did all that come from!? The love arc at the end was jarring and out of place!” Susan complained.

“Well, dear, like you said, It’s a cartoon. Don’t think too much about it, dear.” Mariette replied, yawning. “I’m getting kinda tired, though. You kids wanna keep watching TV, go ahead, but remember to clock in early for tomorrow.”

“What? No, mom! It’s not just a cartoon- We’ve been following this show for like, 2 years now, and It-”

“It’s getting a new season in a few months”, John interrupted. “Don’t worry too much ‘bout it. They’ll probably tie up a few loose ends.”

“Yeah, but- Urgh! I can’t wait that long! I need my fix now!”

“Well, what about Inanimate Insanity? That’s still going.”

“But It’s on hiatus!” Susan groaned.

“Well, you’ll have to find another show on your own. There’s literally hundreds. I’m goin’ to bed.” John remarked, before standing up, carrying his empty drink cans, and heading to his room.

“Ugh, fine. Bye, bro.”

“…Also, you should probably go to sleep soon. It’s getting late-”

“Yeah, no.”

Susan flipped through the other channels, searching for something else to watch.

John walked up the stairs, tossed the cans into the trash, and retreated into his bedroom.

John’s bedroom was a mess. But It wasn’t an ugly mess. It was the kind of mess that felt comfy, and warm, and familiar. There was a mattress at one corner of the room, covered in magazines, books, and other reading materials.

Next to the bed was a desk, textbooks, notebooks, pens and pencils strewn everywhere upon it. Upon the desk was also a laptop. This was John’s most prized possession, and it was old.

John booted up the computer, checking to see if anything interesting has been happening recently.

John was pleasantly surprised to see that his posts have gotten some attention. Making a mental note to check out the comments later, he created a new post, trying to, admittedly, capitalize on BFDI’s recent finale.

Since he didn’t really had anything else interesting to say on the matter, John turned his attention over to what his relatively small social circle had to say on recent events. Maybe there’s some drama or something weird happening.

And away, we go…

Click.

Huh.

John had to admit that he was friends with some really peculiar people. Welp, Anna was… being her usual self. Tony was, in John’s opinion, still trying to influence things outside of his control (John found this trait of Tony’s admirable, but mistaken in this situation). Bryan was still raising questions about his sanity (and apparently, his abilities to spell the word “evasion"). The next post was-

Wait.

What the fuck?

That account uploaded a post.

That account never uploads.

Hold on.

As expected, everyone’s going wild in the comments, but that’s not what matters right now. Something is going on. John had to find out what.

John immediately opted out of his social media tab, and opened up another tab, typing in the address of a less-popular, less-friendly website.

Enter.

The web-page loaded. John stretched back, and scrolled down-

The door to John’s room slammed open.

John slammed his laptop down like hell.

“AAAH!”

Liam was standing in the door way. Larson stood behind him, looking extremely sleep-deprived, yet, amused.

Liam inquired, with large eyes, staring up at him. “John? Are you okey?”

Larson glanced at John, who realized that the sight of him holding down his laptop, staring wide-eyed at the door might not have given off the best impression.

Larson chuckled, “Welp! Uh, Liam. I think we walked in at a bad time-”

John shot him a look.

“No! It’s- Sorry, uh, Liam! Bro! What’re you doing here?”

“…I want give you pwesent.” Liam whispered.

“What?” John asked, flatly.

“Present. Liam wants to give you your Birthday present.” Larson motioned at his mouth “Gotta work on that “Arr" sound. Look, we know that you don’t wanna celebrate your B-Day, and haven’t done so for the last few years, but, what the hey! It’s not every day our boy turns 18!  I mean, our man turns 18. Wait-”

“Ah! Thanks, Liam! But uh, you didn’t have to!” John said, beaming at Liam.

Liam just looked down.

“Uh- No. Kid! Liam! He means that in a good way. Now, give him the drawing, Liam.” Larson said, reassuringly.

Liam beamed up at John again, shoving a slightly wrinkled drawing in his face.

“It’s a pic of our- our family, and- that’s, um, you. And, um, mom and sis, and me and larson! Um, and that’s our ages, but yours is, um, eighteen! With an explooooosion! Because you turn eighteen! Today!” Liam babbled, pointing at the multi-colored representations on the paper.

“Not sure why I’m wearing a suit.” Larson whispered, grinning.

Frankly, it was one of the finest works of art that John had ever seen, despite the fact that Liam drew his arms on his head.

“Wow! It’s awesome, champ! I-”

John was interrupted by Liam giving a huge hug.

“I love you bro.”

John put his hand on Liam’s back. “…Love you too, Liam.”

Larson was just kinda hanging at the door, absorbing the general awkwardness of the situation. “So! Liam! You wanna hit the hay yet? Because I’m about to give out any second now. So! Hop to it, lil’ buddy.”

Larson clapped his hands together. “Chop chop.”

Liam walked to Larson, and they left together.

John was about to reopen the laptop when Larson popped in again. “Hey, uh, kid-”

“Dude, you gotta stop calling people that. I’m 2 years younger than you now-”

“-Sorry, force of habit. John. Uh, I wanna have a word.”

“Yeah, can you make it quick? I’m kinda tired.”

“Don’t worry, I will. I’m pretty close to collapse myself. So, uh…” Larson clasped his hands together. “Enjoy your life, make the most of it, don’t panic,  be careful, don’t hold grudges, be a good man, save up money as soon as possible, word smart not hard, something something eggs in baskets, and uh, don’t take shit from anyone. Oh! and invest in some stuff smartly, watch the stock market closely- And BUY. BITCOINS. Yeah, okay. I think that’s it.” Larson said, extremely quickly.

John blinked.

“…Sorry, what?”

“Life advice, John. That’s life advice. Good night.” Larson yawned, “You can proceed with whatever…” Larson waved his hands “…weird stuff you were doing before. Not gonna judge you, kid.”

“Lars!”

“Right! Not gonna judge you, John. Look, I’m super-”

“What was that?! The life-advice thing!”

“Well, Ah’ don’t really see a point in making that some kinda big deal, so I gave you all I got at once. Don’t expect anymore advice for a while, John. G'night.” Larson was closing the door now.

“…Uh, okay, yeah. Good night, Lars.”

Clank.

Finally. Silence. Privacy. Now-

Bam!

“Lars! For crying out loud-”

“Shit. Sorry ‘bout the door- Happy 18th Birthday, John!”

“Yeah, thanks, bro. Just-”

But Larson had already closed the door.

John waited.

Sensing no one, he opens the laptop again.

[rustbolt-answers-your-bullshit]

Act 2, Chapter 8: The Big Debut

Rustbolt woke up with newfound motivation.

"So will you finally tell us what we’re doing out here?” Asked a very annoyed Grass Knuckles.

Solar Flare smiled. “I’m expecting someone. If they don’t show, I'm sorry for ruining y’all’s time. And I know you hate waiting, so after this I'll make it up to you.” She discreetly winked at him, licking her lips. Grass Knuckles blushed slightly. The firey flower had that kind of seductive effect on both plants and zombies. From then on nobody said anything. But then the gentle overcast dissipated and the summer heat came down full-force. The heroes started to get antsy, and started to grumble.

“I feel just fine,” Chompzilla said.

Solar Flare smiled and looked up at the gargantuan corpse gobbler. “Same~”

The smarty heroes broke out their snow peas and chill peppers. A passing peashooter helped them out by planting an ice shroom into a nearby flowerpot.

“So who’re we f***ing waiting for!?” Boomed Captain Combustible.

“Me!” Came a loud, megaphoned voice. Vines shot into the air from somewhere, with cherry bombs at the end. They exploded like fireworks, and each vine quickly retracted once it's respective cherry explodinated. (Pvz 1 reference)

“Wow!~” Wall-Knight’s eyes lit up.

After several cherries, the explosions came to an abrupt stop. And, just as abruptly, torchwoods flew into the air. Rose caught a brief glimpse of vines, tossing them all up. Then the stumps peaked in height, they paused in the air for a fraction of a second. Within that fraction of a second, cabbage-pults from somewhere out of view, the same place the vines originated from but a bit closer to the heroes, lobbed cabbage into the air. The leafy projectiles caught fire, and soared above the group of awestruck heroes. When they passed overhead, a second volley of flaming foliage flew in, this time from the opposite direction.

Squashes, some normal and some of them winter squashes, flew in from all directions and when they were at their highest, blasts of frosty gas came from… somewhere, and froze the squashes. When they all simultaneously slammed into the ground, not only did a rumble ensue from the impact, but the frosty layer around each squash exploded and the ice became tiny crystals that shimmered and fell over the soccer stadium. Then, as if choreographed, the squashes hopped into a sort of formation, making a small wall. The pattern of the different squashes created an arrow, pointing up. The plant heroes all looked up, and saw something and a blover. The blover was actually CARRYING whatever the other thing was. The squashes hopped off each other and out of the stadium, and then hopped in with other plants riding them.

Spring beans, sweet peas, and laser beans. The laser beans started to shoot beams into the air like a high-budget rock concert. The sweet peas got into a line, and the spring beans got behind. The laser beans were on the sides of the sweet pea line. The blover thing centered itself over the spring beans. The lasers suddenly intensified with a sort of phase sound, and shot straight up. After a short while they stopped their laser show and the blover stopped. The thing dropped, and it was a rapid green blur. When it impacted with the beans, the sweet peas shot out an explosion of candy.

The plants seemingly disappeared and there.

Stood.

Rustbolt.

“Wait, WHAT!?” Captain Combustible screamed.

Solar Flare clapped furiously. “THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!!!!”

Rustbolt smiled.

Rose grabbed him by his arm and yanked him. They were inches apart. She narrowed her eyes and scowled. “Nice to see you, too, Rose.”

She gagged and pushed him away.

“What just happened.” Spudow looked at the other nine, waiting for an answer.

“AAAAAAAAAAAA” Grass Knuckles threw himself at Rustbolt, fists flying. Rustbolt stepped back, and GK landed on the ground at Rustbolt's feet. He was still a flurry of leafy fists. “How hard am I hitting him? Is he crying? He’s crying isn’t he. I wish I could hear him but I can't hear anything over the sound of my fists making whooshy noises.”

Rustbolt stifled a guffaw.

“Grass Knuckles, you dork.” Green Shadow laughed.

Finally GK stopped and looked at Rustbolt. “....Crap.”

“Now you just look silly,” Rustbolt said.

“What do you want,” snapped Nightcap.

“This….” Rustbolt bit his lip. “This is gonna sound like a complete and total like but I wanna make friends with you guys and the rest of the plants.”

“Why?” Asked Wall-Knight.

“Because I can do this.” Rustbolt held out his arm and a port on his suit opened up. The baby peashooter popped out of the small hole and looked at the plant heroes with it's big adorable eyes. It seemed almost confused by the plants. Then again the little thing only had seen zombies in it's short life. It made muffled sounds of curiosity and when it saw Green Shadow it stared at the pea shooting heroine. The two plants locked eyes. Green Shadow stared at the little peashooter and a glimmer of joy twinkled in her eyes.

Nightcap gagged. “Oh my God, it’s--”

“Adorable.” Green Shadow cut off the hateful scaredy-shroom. She walked up to it and bear-hugged Rustbolt's arm. The little peashooter nuzzled her, cooing.

“How did you do that?” Asked Citron.

“Tea grounds.”

Everybody looked at Nightcap. In response, he seemingly shrunk himself and nearly went to floor level, looking at the others fearfully with big eyes.