#leafs fans are a joke
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people wanting perry on the leafs are so deranged.
#like. so deranged...#never seen a wanna-be-tough fanbase melt at the mere prospect of a villain joining their team like this one lmfao#like every single time a name out there is someone terrible.... there is a sect of leaf fans that are just like. we need him lol#no matter how washed or old.. like for ppl who apparently hold loyalty to a Crest above everything.. he took our cap out...#they sure love to lust after ppl who have been repeatedly-- . anyway.#leafs fans are a joke#theyre like 'u dont even know what he did' like... exactly...... why the fuck do u want him here u freaks#how does it not get harder to root for ur team when its full of a bunch of assholes like lkfjds#do u have any backbone whatsoever or#always frothing at the mouth for criminals and the like. its wild
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real cmd thesis is that he's a weird and awkward but ultimately likable and well-meaning guy who just so happens to be in the excruciating position of publically wanting something really really badly and not having gotten it yet
#there is tragedy in this of course.#also as an annoying leafs fan i reserve the right to make as many cmd to the leafs jokes as i want#but anyway. yeah#connor mcdavid
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Toronto
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figure it out
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Always had a gripe with people who don't draw Daleth, the elder with a shattered mask and no visible eyes under it, without scars but draw Tsadi, the elder who has a completely intact mask and seemingly fine face under it, with scars. Like bestie. where is the logic
#im joking but also not really#leaf flower rambles#sky cotl#text post#slight rant#but it also falls under how people tend to exlude Daketh from beung 'apart of the group'#because they arent acknowledging his existence thoroughly enough to even consider what he would actually probably look like#sigh. yet another day of being a Daleth fan :'(
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pens gonna score on the powerplay tonight because if they dont i got hit by that car for nothing
#<3#pens lb#im manifesting#if ur a leafs fan and u saw me make jokes about this yesterday… mind ur business.
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at least auston helped get the game winner🤭🤭🤭🤭/j i am so so so sorry btw
#leafs lb#taylorsthoughts#i’m a tired leafs fan#jk jk... unless?#this is a joke#leafs ily i’m sorry#matthews i’m sorry
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jokes for me and me only: never be a blond athlete named denis in toronto you cannot win
#this is a hildeby and shapovalov joke but no one is a combo fan of flop cdn tennis#AND third goalies of the leafs#hildebeast isnt even from here and yet hes got the curse poor kid#tennis#toronto maple leafs
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Hey, I’m obsessed with your Canadian undertale. Big upps for Canada.
I’ve seen it said theorized before, and I lowkey think that moun’t ebbot is on our side of the Rockies!! Canadian sans isn’t that far fetched of a theory!!
Sans undertale would love bunny hugs and touques - you just know he’s seen letter kenny, too.
I didn’t know I needed hockyplayer papyrus in my life, but now that I’ve seen it I love it. I think paps would have one hell of a culture shock once he learns what puck bunnies are - HAHAHAHA
for some reason I could see him really getting down with curling too? Maybe it’s just because he’s super tall and gangly. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lmao thanks! Honestly yeah I think it would make sense for Ebott to be here too :)
Yes I was gonna give sans a toque in the og drawing, but he looked too similar to pap's silhouette so I changed it to the hat he has now. But just know that he owns a matching toque set with his brother! And yeah he's definitely seen every season of letterkenny
Yeah hockey player pap is probably my favourite part of this madness, it just fits so well. I can picture his bossfight in my mind so clearly. I think he already knows what puck bunnies are, since this au isn't so much "they surface in to canada" as it is "the underground IS like canada". Snowdin surely already has a few puck bunnies lol. Literally!
I was thinking of making Undyne a curler actually! Which, in turn, would mean she's teaching Papyrus to curl too I suppose? Either that or she's a hockey player too, I haven't decided yet lol. Lacrosse also!
Thanks for the ask about my silly sort of au!
#asks#g-martin#i need a tag for this nonsense#canucktale#ok i'm locking in for that as the name#anyway yeah like I said in the tags of the og post my friends and I came up with a ton of silly ideas for this#like toriel being a leafs fan and you goad her in to fighting you by saying go habs go#or instead of a hotdog stand sans sells beaver tails#we also joked that he's from ottawa and sells shwarma#at one point we joked that the underground is just the toronto PATH and the monsters aren't stuck there they just don't know how to get out
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thank you for sharing the positives to being a leafs fan because it gets exhausting watching the entirety of the hockey world stomp over a team that is dealt with the shorter end of the stick. your content makes me still hold onto faith for a team that isn’t loved.
my question is: do you believe that the leafs hate he justified as much especially in comparison to other teams in the league?
the thing about the leafs is that they have one of the biggest and widest reaching fanbases in the sport (if you go to any games on the road, you'll immediately know what i'm talking about... every arenas like half full of em), but it feels sort of like a love them or hate them in the nhl itself bc of the amount of rivalries and history. that's not even taking into account their surface meme-ability in modern day for being unable to get deep into the playoffs. at least we no longer have to hear a deluge of first round jokes tbh.
i honestly don't think anyone holds as much contempt for the leafs as much as a certain section of their own fanbase so i've never viewed it as a leafs vs everyone else thing, though it definitely is that too lol. i ALSO hate a portion of this fanbase more than i hate any other team or its fans tbh bc of the way they talk about their own damn players. might as well cease to call yourself a fan at a certain point imo regardless of the fact that you grew up with the team or whatever. i don't actually think the leafs are like. targeted or everyone hates them the most (all original 6 teams take a fair bit of heat tbh), but their fans online are the reason a lot of like goofy polls and stuff always read as the leafs being the most annoying/biased/delusional group. it's hard to disagree in some ways. i guess i don't put myself in a position to see a lot of leafs hate in general? i don't follow people who hate them or interact with people who hate them beyond finding ppl in this fanbase who have such nasty things to say, lol, so that colors my perception but. for as much hate as you might see, the leafs are definitely one of if not the most loved team too. center of the hockey world, it's true it's true. you gotta take the hate with the love, but i also think a big part of hockey/sport culture is just chirping and insults in general so fkljdsl. being able to parse what's actual hate and just jokes is also important.
#easks#i do think toronto fans can get too big for their britches when they talk abt the sport in general and who it 'belongs' to#and who ~deserves~ certain things lmfao#if u love hockey.. the point of it should be to grow the game so more ppl can love it too.. not hoard it or#try to claim it only belongs to one place. its very silly#and i mostly see canadians doing that dumb shit so i think flkjsdfnh being an american who got into hockey and wasnt inundated#w sports culture from birth has colored the way i view this sport and team and how its talked about#joking around is one thing but i genuinely think the deep seated superiority complex from some ppl needs to die and is ugly#anyway. not a straightforward answer#i love the leafs and leafs fans ive found online and id prob love a lot of the normal fans in toronto itself but#the hardcore men who have been following this sport so long and taint it everywhere including online are the worst#hard not to see why theyre hated !! fjkdslj but i dont take the toronto hate as a personal slight to me bc#there are worse tor fans out there and they deserve to be shit on#not me tho. u stay safe-- FKLDSJFKLS im just here to love the guys and love watching hockey and chill
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are p*nthers fans actually fucking suggesting the refs are favouring the leafs
#like the DELUSION i'm seeing#fucking jokes#i hope the canes absolute destroy you and your fucking homophobic team#can't even fill your arena with fans during an ALL STAR GAME#an absolute joke of a team that relies on giving their opponents lasting head injuries to get by#like i'm sorry to some of my mutuals that like this team but i just can't stand it anymore#leafs lb
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baby zo is shooketh. adult zo is shooketh.
my heart really aches for this bruins team and fans.
#i know i know the leafs fan feeling bad for the b's HOW FUNNY#however i am a baby bitch who hates seeing people cry and that includes bergy#plus i fucking get it i was devastated when toronto blew the series to montreal#not to mention the onslaught of hatred from other fanbases#so no#you wont be getting any “it was 3-1” jokes from me#because i had to endure a decade of “it was 4-1” and “it was 3-1” jokes#zo's sports (trauma) thoughts#this is zo speaking#boston bruins
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how did you get into hockey omg
what makes you think i actually like hockey
#i had tried to watch it before but i had chosen the stars (bc im a mavs fan so i was trying to keep everything strictly dallas) but i just#didn’t really feel connected to it#then a few months later i got talking to an UNKNOWN PERSON who had liked hockey in a previous life#and as a hashtag joke i watched a pre season leafs game and actually ended up really enjoying that#and then i fell face first into a leafs sink hole in am34 hitting the crossbar with his mouth fashion#and now in stuck loving this ringless & bitchless team#anon#ask.txt
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fell asleep re-reading the clifton society incident pt 1 and wow, that shit SLAPS
#got to csi jacqueline and lost it. I WROTE IT AND I LOST IT#in 2023 we are loving and appreciating our OWN writing here at ss industries#dani speaks#part 2 is somehow funnier. i'm not even joking#i am risking upsetting leafs fans for you all to enjoy some ultra-canadian jacqueline (iykyk)
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i have reached the point in my casual (becoming less and less so by the day) interest in the leafs that i am watching old games on youtube
#and this would be FINE if it weren’t for the family rivalry (my dad the canadiens fan vs his brother the leafs fan)#i went into this offseason with a whole bunch of options of hockey teams to watch while i wait for the blue jays to come back.#calgary montreal edmonton seattle even ottawa or vancouver or vegas!#and then mitchell marner went and did all of that and now i'm disappointing my father#(not really. this is a joke. it's just funny that there are ACTUALLY OTHER CANADIAN TEAMS)#and yet#s.slip
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funniest bit of me getting into hockey is that my (secondary) team allegiances have changed DRAMATICALLY.
#can’t believe i used to be a leafs almost fan . wow .#best thing is that like. i didn’t start to like new teams i just have more and more grudges#boston? used to tolerate now i don’t.#leafs? mitch m*rner gave me the biggest of icks#one thing is i do love montréal more. i love the habs <33333333#i am an arber xhekaj apologist <3#the m*rner ick was so potent i stopped using the cutesy tag for him and switched to his full name#not even the hehe he wants to fuck that old man (sid) so bad jokes were funny this time around#i do like auston tho :)#and willy :)#rambles#hockey#wait. i just remembered. i had toronto winning the cup in my 2023 bracket 💀 i was so happy they broke the curse!! fast forward to a year -#later and i never loved a curse more HAHSJSHSHSHSHSHHAAHHHA
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hey leafs fans question for you:
why're the leafs trending?
#this is a genuine question im not trying to set up a joke or anything#as a habs fan idk anything about the leafs anymore#toronto maple leafs#the leafs
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