#i do like auston tho :)

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Best of Auston Mic'd Up for NHL Mic Drop | 10.23.23

[hischierlovebot]

A guy at my workplace is growing a (terrible) mustache and it looks horrifying on him but I just stared at a Pic of Auston and thought "it's the same type of mustache except he looks gorgeous with it" and. Well. Only him I guess

[cornerihaunt]

funniest bit of me getting into hockey is that my (secondary) team allegiances have changed DRAMATICALLY.

[aliaology]

NOW THAT WE DONT TALK

summary: after a years worth of production, she finally releases her single for an upcoming album! pt.1

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ynusername hi everyone, its been awhile! i took a break and during this break i worked on something i didnt think i could do, write music. i put my heart, tears, sweat and blood into making my new upcoming album, so just for you, im releasing one of the songs now. out now, on all platforms, ‘now that we don’t talk’ can be streamed. small thanks to my brother and my best friends (auston n gracie) who helped me with these songs and overall helping me through my hardships. love u lots.

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user this is already so good wtf

user okay but who is this about???

user its totally about trevor zegras right?? like their friendship ended on such bad terms so it must be him!!!

user why dont we just leave the trevor yn situation alone…

marner_93 love u sis, even tho i helped a lot on the song and haven’t gotten my deserved credit ☺️

ynusername erm… love u too!

user she sounds so forced LMAO

ynusername held at gun point lmao

user nah cuz what about jack hughes…

user doubtful

user they dated for like, a few years and hes hella popular, plus her and trevor were friends too

gracieabrams so proud bb 🤍

ynusername 🤍🤍

colecaulfield OKAY LIL MARNER 🔥🔥

ynusername WOOHOO

marner_93 this means you can sing the canadian anthem for the maple leafs 🥹🥹

ynusername yeah id rather not

mapleleafs our favorite marner 🥹🥹

ynusername stop 🥹🥹

marner_93 uh

matthewknies I CALLED MY MOM SHE SAID THAT IT WAS FOR THE BEST 😫😫😫

austonmatthews REMIND MYSELF THE MORE I GAVE YOU’D WANT ME LESS 😖😖😖

user oh my god…

quinnhughes_ 🎶

user ERM WHAT

user with important men who think important thoughts 😵😵😵

user do we think those important men were alex, cole, trevor, and the hughes boys

user their thoughts arent important lmfao

sabrinacarpenter this is art 🤭

ynusername babe you’re art 🤭🤭

user i hope jack knows he FUMBLED

user especially with that new girl…

user babe dont hate on other girls while saying you love yn, because u know she hates that stuff

user UHM? did you not see fiona basically mocking yn on tik tok? shes lucky jack barely uses tik tok fr

user and i hope she releases a second single before the album because babe this is TOO GOOD

user i AGREE!

umichhockey look at our girl go 😻

user erm what

user yn is on the girls hockey team babe

user oh right my b 😔

now that we dont talk!

[theywantedplayer]

Could you write an Auston Matthews smut with a famous actress where they fuck on a yacht and paparazzi get pics but Aus doesn’t care 👀🫠

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You just finished filming your movie that was taking place in Greece, it was also perfect because it was during Austons off season so he was able to travel with you while filming. You both were sitting on the front side of the boat on the circle couch. You guys were just outside the Harbor just enough to get a little bit of privacy but able to see land. 

You were laying on your stomach scrolling through your phone in your bikini and Auston was sitting behind you. You could feel his hand massage the back of your thighs, or run his fingers over your skin.

You could feel Auston’s eyes on you as you cleared out your email box. You knew he was staring at you because of what  you were wearing, your bikini bottoms barely covered your ass making him think “might as well not wear them”.

You knew his intentions just from the way his hand was traveling up to the curve of your ass and squeezed it slightly. You knew what he was trying to do, he was trying to get you riled up like him and it was working. The next time he grabbed your ass you couldn't help but Squirm, You could hear Auston chuckle behind you.

“Come on put your phone down baby” He pleased run this hands down the back of your thighs

“Auston..” You whined dropping your phone in front of you

You could feel Auston move behind you, he ran his hands through your hair suddenly pulling it back towards him making you yelp. He pulled your hair to make you turn your head to look at him, your mouth slightly open from shock. Auston couldn't help but stare at your glossy lip’s in the sun smirking before he pulled you into a rough kiss. You moaned at his rough actions, giving him a chance to slip it tough into your mouth.

His other hand moved to slap your ass making you jump. Auston suddenly let go of your hair making you fall back onto your elbows, you bit your lip and arched your back swaying your ass back and forth in front of Auston teasing him. He layed a harsh slap to your ass making you stop.

“Fuck baby you had no idea how bad ive been wanting you all.damn.day” he told moving your bikini bottom’s to the side “You looked so good today, fuck ive been hard all day because of it”

You could hear Auston pull his shorts down, you flinched slightly when you felt him rub his hard cock on your ass, tapping it a few times till you felt him slide it threw your folds.

“Auston no teasing” You whined rocking your hips

“You've been teasing me all day baby, I think it's my turn” He laughed making you whine even more

Autson moved his hand down to your clit playing with it before he gave it a couple slap making you yelp, you grabbed the soft cushion of the couch tightly waiting for Auston. You shivered when you felt his hand down your back pushing it down.

“Come on arch that back for me baby” you did as you were told whining with frustration

You could just hear Auston laugh behind you, you thought he was going to tease you a little longer but you felt him press his hard cock into you so slowly. Even tho he was going to fuck you senseless he didnt want to hurt you. You both moaned loudly when he bottomed out, the grip he had on your waist was sure to bruise the next day. His thrusts started off painfully slow but he quickly quickened his pace slapping his hips into you making your body bounce make and forth.

You tried to get up into your hands so you could turn and face him but he quickly pushed you back down into the coach pressing you down.

“Au-Auston, I wanna see y-you” you whined 

“Now know I already got a couple of people lookin at me” he smirked 

“WHa-?!”you tried to yell but Auston cut you off by slapping your ass harshly 

“Shhh baby you don't want the paparazzi to see ya” He smirked

Of course there was paparazzi, you and Auston haven't gotten a moment of privacy this whole week. Auston has been in every photo of you and you have even made a couple of cameo’s in the NHL and Leafs hockey insta page���s.

“H-how many a-are there?”you tried to ask, you were stuttering from Austons harsh thrust’s

“Uhh a good 7 maybe 10” he said 

“F-uck” you moaned 

“Stay hidden baby, all they can see is me” He told flashing a smile at the paparazzi even giving a little wave.

His trusts started to become harder and his hand that was on your back moved back to your clit rubbing and pinching anything he could get his hands on. You turned your head to look at him, seeing him look down at where you both met.

“Aust-on” you tried to get his attention 

“What's that baby?” he asked looking at you 

“I-uh-I” You couldn't get it out but Autson knew what you wanted. He leaned down and kissed you roughly. His tongue slipped into your mouth. You grabbed his hair and moaned into the kiss as he felt yourself cum around his cock.

“Yeah That's it baby”Auston laughed “Where do you want it baby tell me” 

“O-on me” you moaned loudly 

Austin didn't know exactly where but he pulled out just before he came, he threw his head back and groaned as he came on your ass.

“Fuckkkk” he moaned

A moment later you tried to get up but Austin held you down again, you giggled as you rolled over onto your back looking up at him. He leaned down and placed some kisses over your face making you laugh.

“Can we go inside?” You ask starting to get up but yet again he pushed you back down.

“Let be get you something to over up with” He told getting up off the coach in his swim shorts

When he came back he brought a Leafs hockey hoodie with him that went past your waist, he helped you put it on and made sure to put the hood up to cover your face and made sure to walk behind you so cover up your ass.

[marnerparty]

austin with an ‘o’ pt. 2

Auston Matthews x reader

part 1 here!

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ynmatthews the 2nd best day of my life

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austonmatthews what’s the first?

ynmatthews the birth of our sons .. ?

austonmatthews and where does our WEDDING DAY land!?

ynmatthews 3rd!

marner_93 you finally met him

trevorzegras didn’t just meet him, SKATED with him

ynmatthews & it was everything I could’ve dreamed of and more

penguins we’ll have you back any time

ynmatthews say the word!

user1 I wouldn’t put up with this if I were Auston

ynmatthews lol good thing you’re not!

williamnylander & you left Auston with the twins!?

ynmatthews our roles were reversed

jackhughes was he low key flirting

ynmatthews him? no. me? …

user2 you are perfect

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jamie.drysdale I didn’t know you could skate

ynmatthews I learned for Sidney

austonmatthews false, she knew

trevorzegras was he impressed with your skills?

ynmatthews doubtful, but I did make him laugh. a lot.

trevorzegras did he know you are not available?

ynmatthews unfortunately 😔

austonmatthews thanks babe

user3 Sidney needs Instagram so he can see this

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austonmatthews Baby Matthews #3 is a girl :)

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mapleleafs half of a team 👀

trevorzegras IT’S A GIRL YES!

ynmatthews excited?

trevorzegras you have no idea

user1 awe

marner_93 she’s gonna be treated like a princess

ynmatthews I think uncle Mitch will be her favorite 🫶🏻

ynmatthews we’re having a baby girl :)

austonmatthews I hope she looks like you

breyana_matthews omg he’s such a sap for you yn.

austonmatthews 🙄

_quinnhughes congrats you guys!

ynmatthews love you quinner!

alexandriajmatthews I’m gonna have a niece 🥹

austonmatthews it’s surreal

user2 i don’t think they’ll last

williamnylander you’re gonna have to learn to braid

austonmatthews I’ll leave that to yn 🫣

ynmatthews and what’ll you do when I’m skating with Sidney and you’re alone?

jamie.drysdale guys … I have a confession to make. I can braid

austonmatthews 😮

ynmatthews are you serious!?

jamie.drysdale dead.

austonmatthews I always knew Jamie was the best man for this job

ynmatthews Jamie, you’re hired

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ynmatthews Taylour Ema Matthews 🤍

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williamnylander Taylor w/ a ‘u’?

ynmatthews blame Austin w/ an ‘o’

austonmatthews I didn’t spell my names, blame my mother

user1 is it even Auston’s?

ynmatthews not sure! should I get a paternity test?

user2 I live for yn responding to haters

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marner_93 finally needed a kid named after him eh

ynmatthews he wouldn’t stop whining

austonmatthews not true

ynmatthews oh yeah? are you saying I’m wrong?

austonmatthews no I wouldn’t stop whining

breyana_matthews she’s perfect 🥰

ynmatthews beautiful like her auntie Bre :)

_quinnhughes she’s perfect you guys

ynmatthews love you quinny!

bunting27 congrats you guys!

austonmatthews thanks Bunts!

ynmatthews thank you Mikey!!

jamie.drysdale I’M COMING OVER IMMEDIATELY

ynmatthews WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING

jamie.drysdale BECAUSE I ALREADY LOVE HER

trevorzegras okay that was really cute

austonmatthews she’s actually crying now

ynmatthews I am 😭 Jamie is so perfect

user3 facts

nhl now you have half of a team!

williamnylander im really rooting for 6

ynmatthews I think 4 is the max

austonmatthews I’d have 10 if yn would

ynmatthews 10 is a lot bud

jackhughes I think I’ll call her Rowdy

ynhughes Rowdy?

jackhughes after me ofc

ynhughes not following

_quinnhughes his middle name is Rowden. occasionally he’s called Rowdy.

ynhughes okay I really love that tho

austonmatthews she’s really perfect. I love you mama

ynmatthews I love you more my love🤍

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ynmatthews Mitch Marner, the favorite uncle :)

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marner_93 my Tay❤️

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user1 yn and Auston make the cutest kids

mapleleafs our favorite jr. leaf!

jackhughes who allowed her to grow up so fast?

ynmatthews you’re telling me. I’m planning the twins’ 4th birthday 😭

jackhughes what are you talking about?? they can’t be four

ynmatthews yep. wait til you become a parent and it’ll go even faster

jamie.drysdale she’s adorable. heartbreaker for sure

austonmatthews better be that way

trevorzegras what a cute outfit I wonder who bought that

user2 Trevor picking out cute clothes for children??

ynmatthews he’s quite good at it! half of the time he shops for me 😂

alexandriajmatthews that hair 😍

ynmatthews right!? I’m so jealous

_eliaspettersson little salty she hasn’t met uncle Eli but whatever

ynmatthews 🫣 my bad

_eliaspettersson it’s okay, I’ll let Mitch have the favorite uncle title for a little while longer

marner_93 good luck bud

_eliaspettersson oh I’ll fight for Taylour’s love on or off the ice

jamie.drysdale not what I meant when I said she’ll be a heartbreaker

user3 someone give Mitch his own baby please

williamnylander the kid who’s named after him doesn’t like him the most?

ynmatthews no actually. Hudson’s favorite is for some reason Jack

jackhughes that was mean

ynmatthews sorry jacky poo

jackhughes that was extra mean

_quinnhughes I’m coming over soon

ynmatthews our door is always open for you Quinn :)

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austonmatthews our last picture before becoming a family of 7 ❤️

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marner_93 but you’re a family of 5 rn

austonmatthews yeah …

marner_93 YOU’RE ADDING 2 BABIES!?

_quinnhughes AGAIN!?

lhughes_06 holy shit

user1 congratulations!

williamnylander almost at a full team! 1 more!

ynmatthews we’re definitely done now

austonmatthews never say never

_eliaspettersson maybe I’ll finally become the favorite uncle

ynmatthews it’s your time, Elias. I feel it

jamie.drysdale who will these ones be named after?

ynmatthews Sidney Crosby

austonmatthews no fucking way. uh uh

ynmatthews please 🥺

austonmatthews don’t use that emoji on me you know it makes me fold

ynmatthews so you’ll think about it?

austonmatthews 😐 yeah. yeah I will

trevorzegras can I make a sperm joke?

tterry19 Trevor are you 12!?

jackhughes damn can’t Auston keep it in his pants?

ynmatthews literally no

austonmatthews babe wtf! there’s children here!

ynmatthews where?

austonmatthews Jamie 🤫

ynmatthews wow you really love him

austonmatthews cannot confirm nor deny

breyana_matthews IM BECOMING AN AUNT AGAIN OMG

jackhughes what happened to the 4 kid limit??

trevorzegras Auston’s sperm

ynmatthews Jesus Christ

nhl can’t wait for the new additions!

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ynmatthews and just like that girls have taken the lead! Sidney Elise & Grace Jamie Matthews. Our hearts are so full ❤️

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jamie.drysdale are you kidding me right now?

ynmatthews we love you so much jamie! It only felt right ❤️

austonmatthews it was an easy decision kid

jamie.drysdale 🥹

trevorzegras more girls! can’t wait to meet them! congrats guys

ynmatthews love you Trev!

user1 I still think this relationship is doomed

kerfy14 they literally have 5 kids

williamnylander congratulations! but you gotta have another one still

ynmatthews oh will

nhl the Matthews clan keeps growing! congratulations!

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_quinnhughes should we talk about the name …

austonmatthews I caved, I know

ynmatthews Quinn, tell me it’s not perfect

_quinnhughes I can’t because it really is

austonmatthews there’s nothing wrong with it, it’s just the fact that you’re in love with him

ynmatthews babe, I took YOUR last name and had 5 of YOUR children

austonmatthews I don’t care I’m still gonna pout

mapleleafs welcome to the family Sidney and Grace!

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user2 they’re the best family

austonmatthews I wish there were more ways for me to tell you how much I love you

ynmatthews will you marry me 🥹

austonmatthews I would marry you 100 times over again

trevorzegras barf but cute barf

jarnkrokofficial congrats yn & AM!

ynmatthews love you Calle! our kids will have to have a playdate soon!

jarkrokofficial drop them off when you need some alone time! they’re always welcome :)

austonmatthews thanks man!

elblue6 2 more gorgeous (kinda) grandbabies!! bring them all to the lake this summer 🤍

ynmatthews we do anything for you Ellen!

_quinnhughes somehow yn is the favorite Hughes

elblue6 damn right

lhughes_06 they’re gonna need some devils merch!

jackhughes they all already have my jerseys 🤪

lhughes_06 all five!?

ynmatthews I’m sorry moose, but yes, it’s true

lhughes_06 damn I’m behind. I’ll make up for it don’t worry

breyana_matthews Alex and I gotta get to work 😂 love you yn! thanks for giving me two beautiful new nieces

ynmatthews Bre 🥹 I love you! thanks for accepting me into your amazing family 🫶🏻

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austonmatthews life lately: one, yes, we seriously ran into Sid at the store and had a Sidney squared moment (yes, Grace was in a separate cart) two, Taylour absolutely adores her older brothers, and three, I have the hottest baby mama (who, by the way, is pregnant again 😳 my bad).

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ynmatthews Mason Brian Matthews, the 6th and final Matthews ❤️

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williamnylander THE FULL TEAM

ynmatthews I did this for you

williamnylander no the hell you didn’t, this was an accident

ynmatthews 😳

mapleleafs the future of the NHL 🫡

nhl how many times have we said it!? congrats Matthews’!

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marner_93 another MM! congrats!

austonmatthews alright, 6 is a great amount

ynmatthews the perfect amount

elblue06 congratulations my yn ❤️

ynmatthews love you always mama E!!

_quinnhughes another one!? these babies have the best mom & dad. congrats yn 🤍

ynmatthews you’ve always been there for me Quinn, and for that I can’t thank you enough. love you!

user1 too many kids

breyana_matthews IM FREAKING OUT HOLY SHIT

ynmatthews trust me we were just as shocked 😂

breyana_matthews you are so strong yn! congrats you two!

_eliaspettersson last call?

ynmatthews for babies? yes 😂

[ajuice-matts]

Matts, Mitch & Willy!

OBVIOUSLY i'm going to examine these three idiots. so glad you requested them nonnie! luv you for that!!

i've been in my nylander feels recently (again), so we will start with him. UM YES OBVIOUSLY HE IS BABYGIRL. he's one of my favorite babygirls, he's not a top-tier babygirl but he's up there. i think he's my FIRST babygirl & a babygirl i always circle back to at some point. like his 100 different laughs he has is just so babygirl. his style is hot like i cannot. he's babygirl but slutty babygirl. like just take a gander down the william nylander tags & tell me he is not a huge massive slut (affectionate).

one of my favorite gifs on this fucking site lmao WILLIAM NYLANDER IS IN FACT SLUTTY BABYGIRL

next up, none other than mitch marner. man i would love to see what goes on in that man's brain. but we aren't here to talk about that. and like willy, OBVIOUSLY, he's babygirl. he has the babygirl aura. i'm not even going to present evidence because anyone with a functioning brain sees that he's babygirl but chaotic babygirl. anytime i hear about any mitchy antics my first thought is always "babygirl what are you doing???" MITCH MARNER IS BABYGIRL. but he's still somehow not one of my favorite babygirls but i do love him tho!

and finally, we have the namesake of my tumblr, none other than auston matthews & i hate to say it he is NOT babygirl. for some of the babygirls i've examined in the past, sometimes my explanation is "idk he just is babygirl" but with auston, there's just something about him that isn't babygirl. there are moments that are cute or endearing but they aren't babygirl. he lacks the babygirl razzle dazzle!!

in conclusion,

[rleonard9]

drama in the tavares household

"dude you know she's knies's girl" Minten goes stiff “i-i uh s-she is?" matthew is about to lose it, Willy laughs

"you don't see her going into his room every night or even catching them tog-“

"she's mine" knies cuts him off

"here we go” auston whispers under his breath, "hey matty why don't i take you outside yeah?" matthew keeps on looking at the rookie, Auston taps his back and they both get up

"he hates me" Minten says slouching down nervously on the chair

"yeah- OW” mitch yells, morgan gives him a look

"No but he's very over protective of her and doesn't like when guys hit on her, john is the same way"

"i live with him tho” Fraser says

"and you will be fine, he won't do anything he's harmless" William rolls his eyes, "just don't say anything more and get rid of that crush you have"

[equallyshaw]

welcome home w auston matthews feat. the biebers.

ABSOLUTELY no hate tolerated. Imagine will be posted soon 😌

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@bowenboots: summer 23.

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@haileybieber: hi pretty gal 🥹

↳ @bowenboots: luv u my soul sista

↳ @haileybieber: I though j was so this makes me so happy 🤍

↳ @austonmatthews: the worst inside joke I wish I didn’t know lol

↳ @bowenboots: it ‘‘twas funny

@austonmatthews: u a surfer girl??

↳ @bowenboots: don’t ya know it babes

@austonmatthews: also I don’t get your insta user

↳ @stephanielachance: it’s for us to know and for you to not 😌

↳ @mitchmarner: rUdE

↳ @justinbieber: eheheh I know it !!!

↳ @bowenboots: your a child lol

@stephanielachance: cutie pie

↳ @bowenboots: 🥰

@tessavirtue: okay but that 1st pic…👀

↳ @bowenboots: alrighty i got THE Tessa virtue’s, 1/2 of canadas sweethearts approval…I’ve officially won MY Stanley cup

↳@morganrielly: canadas sweetheart eh?

↳ @bowenboots: unfortunately you are 1/2 of it 😑

@emamatthews: loved every moment with you this summer, can’t wait to see you soon😘

↳ @bowenboots: love you la quiero much senora (love you so much, senora)

@alexmatthews: love birds!! Love you :)

↳ @bowenboots: love you al!

@beyanamatthews: so glad you came home 🥹

↳ @bowenboots: me too 🫶🏻

@bowenbyram: only commenting cuz we have the same name

↳ @bowenboots: lol hi bowen, how’s the puppy?

↳ @bowenbyram: he’s doing great!

↳ @jtcompher: y'all should meet up already lol

↳ @bowenboots: u inviting us out jt??

↳ @austonmatthews34: 👀

↳ @jtcompher: get the band back together?

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@austonmatthews34: summer 23 was a good one.

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@bowenboots: hi

@bowenboots: who’s that puppy?

↳ @mitchmarner: proffesional troller I see

↳ @bowenboots: always

@justinbieber: I guess she’s ok

↳ @haileybieber: she’s better than ok hun 😇

↳ @bowenboots: next time i see you im shaving ur head

↳ @justinbieber: you wouldn’t dare

↳ @austonmatthews34: she would 😭

↳ @bowenboots: never ever play drunk poker w me

↳ @mitchmarner: noted 🫡

@morganrielly: the American and the Canadian…who’d a thought?

↳ @tessavirtue: ME

↳ @bowenboots: queen behavior

@breyanamatthews: rude for leaving me out

↳ @justinbieber: v rude

@alexmatthews: prettiest girl I’ve ever seen @bowenboots

↳ @haileybieber: couldn’t agree more 🫶🏻

↳ @bowenboots: love you two !

@williamnylander: stud muffin

↳ @bowenboots: hot toddy

@joethornton: so happy for you two!

↳ @bowenboots: thankyou Joe! Love you guys 🤍

@Michaelbunting: ohhhh now I know why you never came out to cali :(

↳ @bowenboots: I’m sad we didn’t get to go, brb imma kill him

↳ @mitchmarner: we’re gonna need him tomorrow night tho …

↳ @stephlachance: she’s a women on a mission babe

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[sergeifyodorov]

hrpf thoughts look away ->

this upcoming leafyear is going to look very diffrent and like. going to be some inchresting new dynamics involved. one thing that i am going to state tho is that auston matthews loves and imprints upon new guys Especially if they are annoying. this means it will be <2wks until he is fucking bertuzzi

auston is kind of a slimeball. he is he's just a bit of a skeevy fuckboy he's just also an over-pretty virgo who's gayflagging at every opportunity so we can gloss over this. it's also kinda hot so we can double gloss over it (he just wants to be justin bieber lbr)

meanwhile bert is ABSOLUTELY a slimeball but theres no glossing over this; he is immediate prime Sudbury Dirtbag and crawled out of the lakeside canoe that birthed him wearing a trucker hat backwards and coated in grease. auston matthews and i have few things in common but one of them is that we both find this inexplicably sexy. theyre gonna have one (1) conversation before auston is on his knees in the janitors closet. we have to prepare for this ahead of time! start writing now! you all didnt write enough am34/bunts last 2 years and now it's all gone from us. there's nothing that man can resist more than his winger why do you think he was calling calle's release pretty on live television.

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also i like the prime broadcasts positivity about the leafs... it's been sorely lacking... but they don't know leafs puck very well, it's kinda funny

[woah-were-halfway-there]

Can you do summer themed fake Insta posts for Carson and Auston? 🥹

Ooooo ok ok here’s some for last summer and this summer hehe

carsonbailey

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carsonbailey Wedding prepping with the best little assistant

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marner_93 I bet Meems was more helpful than your fiancé

→ austonmatthews Rude?

→ carsonbailey U right, he just pays

alexandriajmatthews 🥹❤️

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austonmatthews

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austonmatthews Hot dad summer

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fan431 A sign of LIFE

carsonbailey Ain’t that right 🥵

nate_bailey99 A sweater? You Arizona people confuse me

fan_985 Carson thirsting over Auston in the comments? She just like us for real

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marner_93 *instagram story*

“Kids got a tough life”

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carsonmatthews

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carsonmatthews Forever thinking about this night

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austonmatthews I’d marry you in every lifetime if I could

marner_93 Still not too late to marry someone else

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austonmatthews

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austonmatthews Back to regularly scheduled programming 🔜

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fan672 Did they take Mia on their honeymoon?

carsonmatthews City life here we come (again)

breyana_matthews Beachy

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carsonmatthews

Phoenix, AZ

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carsonmatthews For some reason my husband thought me watching our toddler get ready to break out in a sprint towards a dog was a good angle for a pic???

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austonmatthews Should’ve posted the ones taken seconds after this when you’re breaking out in a sprint to go after her

lexie_hannah Still looking cute tho

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austonmatthews

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austonmatthews Happy first anniversary ♥️

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stephhmarner Love you two so much

alexandriajmatthews The best day 🩷

fan1_64 I get so happy when we see more pictures from their wedding 😭

carsonmatthews Happy first anniversary babe ♥️

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Hockey tag thing. Thanks @jules-of-the-deep and @youneedtolookatthis

rules: list your...

✨️ no°1 team?

Seattle kraken….clearly.💙🦑 if you go back far enough on this godforsaken site, you can see me debating if I want to be a hockey fan completely based on proximity…despite knowing zero (0) about the sport. Kci is very close to where I am and now here we are….i roll out of bed and pop in to practice whenever I need that serotonin boost.

You didn’t ask about two and three teams…but they’re the leafs and the penguins if you were wondering. 😊🍁🐧

💌 your favorite goalie?

Gru. 127% Philipp grubauer. I think he is just great. Never got attached to dreiger or jones.🤷🏻‍♀️ and I swear to god Joey is going to give me an aneurysm before the end of the season. Would love to see a goalie goal for him tho. I know he’s absolutely capable.

Also fond of Sammy from the leafs. And jarry from the penguins. I think mostly because I see so much negativity towards them from their own fans and I feel like I need to off set it by liking them. Also fond of bobrovsky(the only thing I like about that team). Also have some residual adin hill support from last year remaining….dunno what I’m doing with that.

Oh and flower. But if you ✨don’t✨ like flower, you’re the problem, not him.

🔟what would be your jersey number?

40 or 44…those were the only two numbers I wore in all the sports I played in high school.

👯🏻‍♂️what team would you love to play for?

Play? For a team? Listen. I’m just happy I have the ability to somewhat skate in a circle when they play the kraken game on the big wall.

❤️‍🔥who is your favorite player currently?

Vince Dunn. The Favorite Squid™️…..I dunno how it happened. But my fren knew he would be my fav before I knew he would be my fav, she kept telling me about him and sending me videos….and yeah…….he is absolutely favorite.🤩🥰

I also unfortunately developed an Auston Matthews thing. I think it happened when I went and photoed their open practice at kci…..I was just like “that one. That’s the one. I like that one”and it hasn’t gone away. 😑🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m not proud of it.

👀a trade that hurt you emotionally?

I’m still upset about sprong.🧽🥺💔

…wasn’t happy about losing Donato either….but I am glad he is there to support and protect the bedard child…

🌈 what is your experience on hockeyblr so far?

It’s good for like 99.9%. Which for the internet is really really good. So much better than Twitter. Made some new frens. So that’s cool. Some of it isn’t for me, but I generally just stay in my own lane and post the content I want to see. Did have one anon ✨super✨ pissed and condescending at me because I didn’t sensor a particular (piece of shit) players name once. aside from that tho…..it’s great here….maybe because I’ve always seen tumblr as me shouting into a void where nothing matters and whatever you want to post about goes, because it’s more for you than anyone else. And tbh there are some days when I’m stuck at work during a game where I live for the “#kraken lb” it’s actually a pretty great community….especially for those who don’t connect with in person people extremely well.

and then tag some mutuals you'd like to know these about ☺️🏒🖤

I feel like all the hockey people I follow have already done this. So I’m tagging @dontforgetoctober3rd 😄 and if you’ve read all of this?? First: I’m sorry, second: now you have to do it.

[darkangel0410]

2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 14

sorry so many its only bc im obsessed with you and love your brain! and really genuinely interested in how it works!

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Don't apologize, I love talking writing stuff with you!!! This did get super long, tho, so I'm putting it under a cut:

2) What is your favorite fic of yours?

I mean, the real answer is all of them, lbr, but I'm really proud of trouble at my door (the necromancer au!!) because I love the worldbuilding I did, and it's basically the first case fic I ever wrote, and fight scenes that don't lead to sex!!! And a really good sex scene, too, if I do say so myself

3) What fic of yours do you think is underrated?

Hmmm, there's a couple answers for this, one of which is trouble at my door again, lol, but probably (this one) to the grave - it's an ultra rarepair (Chris Kreider/John Tavares), but I love the werewolf worldbuilding I dit, and sometimes I think about revisiting it

4) What fic of yours were you surprised by how popular it was?

Oh, probably any Tkachuks or Hughes (or Fantilis now, I guess lol) fic that gets over like 20 kudos or more than a couple comments, tbh. I get so much pushback from fandom (anon and otherwise) about writing it that it's always weird to me if they do well in that way

6) Do you outline your fics? If so, how?

I do not usually - for a series, I'll make notes as I go so I don't Joss myself, and if there's a case (so basically, necromancer au and in death au lmaoo) I make notes about it, but usually I just have an idea - what if Thom Bordelau was a necromancer? What if Jack Eichel was a crime lord? What if Trevor Zegras was a werewolf? and on and on forever - and then I sit down and start writing it to see what happens. After a few hundred words I mostly know how I want it to end, and what happens to get there. But I don't outline it the way plotters generally do - I tried before, when I was still figuring out my process for writing, but when I do write done everything like that first I don't want to write it anymore because the story feels told to me then, and my brain's satisfied.

8) Do you take inspiration from real life? If so how do you incorporate it into your fics?

Yeah, some - I think to a certain extent every writer does, we can't help it. As for how it ends up in fics...I think it's mostly little things, like. Someone's favorite song or drink - large iced mocha, extra chocolate from DD baybee (Turcs fave btw) - the way they tilt their head to the side when they ask questions, how impatient they are with people sometimes.

I do bring a lot of sex/kink/bdsm experience to my fic, too, I think - not necessarily in the sense that I write everyone having the same kinks as me, but I've been around kink and dungeons almost my whole adult life so there's stuff I know how to write that I'm not always into, and it makes it easier to have seen it done irl, or know someone who's into whatever I'm writing.

It also means I get a lot of people poking at me, through their own fic or in my inbox, about stuff that I've written, but at least there's hardly any death threats any more, unlike when I first started writing bdsm AUs/fics 😂😂😂

14) What is something you wrote in a fic that you are hoping readers picked up on but you don't know if they did? And/or, what is something that you were excited that readers did pick up on?

Oh this is such a good question - there's a couple, really, one of which is in (take this) to your grave by the end of that fic John's a very specific kind of crazy, and I love when readers picked up on that ❤️❤️❤️ there's also a part in the godlings verse where it's explained why Auston always looks so cranky when he's in Toronto (it's because he's the son of Apollo and he loathes cold weather lol) and I love the couple people who picked up on it 💕💕💕

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Thank you for asking!!!! It was alot of fun!! ❤️❤️❤️ (fic writers ask meme)

[shy4turcs]

Guys I’m like 20 minutes away from the rink Auston Matthew is training at in az 🧍‍♂️

Lol I do not like him enough to leave my house tho

[leafs-lover]

I’m so excited for Taylour. he deserves the puppy, and the world. the most adorable. 🥰

but ema walking isn’t wasn’t the plot twist I anticipated lol. almost feels fitting tho 🫣👀😂

That boy deserves a puppy so much, it’s about time he got one!

Auston and Tia spent weeks just having sex, lots and lots of sex. They were enjoying the start of the relationship and the fact that they literally had nothing else to do because of the global lockdown. they kinda deserve to be caught like that 😂. Tia has spent her time avoiding his family, it was bound to catch up with her at some point! Also, it’s the entire Matthews’ family