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:3 Material girlll I’ll give you the world 🗣
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"God is the only being who does not have to exist in order to reign." -- Charles Baudelaire
Lazy fucker. Can't even be bothered existing, yet still gets temples and monuments and people fighting over how to make him happy.
Give me that job - I'll actually put in the effort to exist.
#Charles Baudelaire#i'm better than god#god existence#god existence claims#imaginary friends#lazy god#reasons I'm better than god#religion#religion is a mental illness
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what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually
#ramble#please let this be a fucking joke#i cannot imagine being this out of touch#YEAH IT'S ALMOST LIKE ART TAKES FUCKING EFFORT AND THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE DO ENJOY IT ACTUALLY#the phrase 'labour of love' exists for a reason#i sat and watched my grad film on repeat for days when it was done bc i was so proud that my hundreds of hours paid off#I DON'T MAKE ART TO SIT AND LOOK AT IT#I MAKE IT BECAUSE I PUT TIME AND LOVE INTO IT AND I GET TO LOOK AT IT AND BE LIKE I MADE THAT WITH MY HANDS!!! AND MY BRAIN#GOD FORBID YOU PUT A SECOND OF WORK INTO ANYTHING IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE ANYMORE YOU USELESS FUCK????#i'm so sorry i'm unreasonably mad about this#is it crazy for me to say that you should have to do some things in your life?????? god forbid you read your own emails#what are you DOING how fucking LAZY can you be????#and that is NOT a word i ever want to use but this is the DEFINITION of lazy#kids with adhd aren't lazy. tech bros wanting the exact same things that people have worked years for at the push of a button are lazy#i actually need to go and put my face in grass i'm so upset#thankfully. basically every musician who saw this shut it the fuck down and told him he was an idiot so that's nice
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#the book of bill#gravity falls#oops egy rajz#god its been ages since i last drew#bill cipher#the triangle himself#crazy#I wanted to edit the calandar so the month is the same month of one of the bill episodes but i got lazy
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GIGGS!
#hermitblr#grian#impulsesv#gtwscar#geminitay#skizzleman#I drew this like 2 weeks ago#I was gonna finish it#but I got too lazy to outline#i’ve been obsessed#I watched so many of the Phasmophibia gods#so many#hermitcraft#giggs
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i love normal guys doomed by the narrative
#either that or hilariously dysfunctional or both#tf one#orion pax#d 16#megop#megatron#optimus prime#my art#saw one post pointing out in the trailer that a like5 frame shot of megatrons cannon that was snuck between their mahoushoujo type transfor#mations and like.messed up deeply messed up u see how goofy best friends orion and megsy are theyre just silly guys but in every telling of#their story they always end up enemies ok like in a meta multiverse hopping way think about it.like oh my god prewar tfp megop was already j#juicy and earthspark divorced-remarried megop is like.RGHFH tf one is going to destroy me bc this is what they had Before do u get me#before the war before they fell apart before friends became enemies and hands were stained before the beginning of the end im so so normal#like ok.this silly tight goofy buddy dynamic thats shown in tf one so far is.is what they had before. its what they could have kept if only#if only things turned out differently. but in every world optimus prime and megatron end up leading opposite sides of the bloodiest war ever#ok.its a universal fact and everyone who knows any transformers knows this BUT THE CHARACTERS DONT THEYRE POWERLESS TO PREVENT IT#ill clean up these tags in the morning but like im so.so normal about fictional robot guys#anyway i was intending to draw a background for this but i got lazy and also spent too long on the hands!!!!so whatever
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✮ tags ; gn! reader, established relationship, fluff, alcohol.
"Shouto,"
"Hm?"
"You're drunk,"
Your boyfriend leans his head on your shoulder and makes a noise in the back of his throat. "A bit."
More than a bit, you think. In actuality, you don't think you've ever seen him this drunk before. He's okay with alcohol, usually - but tends to stay away from drinking too much. You think the last time you saw him get actually drunk at all, you were both twenty and he was barely tipsy then.
He doesn't like getting drunk, he's told you before. A few times. The lack of control and hazy memories make him just slightly anxious, so he's careful around liquor.
You've been dating for years now, and unless he's living some double-life (a different one than being a hero) - you've never seen him get this wasted. Ever. To everyone else in your surroundings, it probably doesn't look that way.
But you've spent enough time to know him, and he's not like this usually. Nowhere near as absent minded he is now, at least. He hasn't been able to sit still since he downed that last bottle of shochu. He went to go play with Bakugou's cat, Momo and you couldn't find him afterwards. You lost sight of him for about half-an-hour until you finally found him in the living room while everyone else was outside, feeding Momo some treat that squeezes from a tube.
(You still don't know where or how he found where Bakugou kept the treats, but you decide it's better you don't ask. Plausible deniability, or something.)
You're both grown-ups, and you're not one to worry about his liquor intake. Still, though - you're worried. Even if it seems like he's not different to everyone else, you can tell. And it's bothering you.
"Shouto," You call out to him, your hands reaching to pet the back of his neck. He's a head taller than you, and a little heavy. Palms smooth against the prickly ends of his hair - tapered and neat. He presses his cheek to your shoulder. "Shouto, love."
"Oh," He says, suddenly remember where he is. He stands up but doesn't back away far enough to give you space. You're in a far off empty corner. Most people are in the backyard but Shouto wanted some air - so you're crowded against a wooden fence and wall with your boyfriend locking you in out by the entrance. He smells nice, you think - clean with a soft touch of aftershave. You look up at him. "Hi,"
"You're drunk," You repeat, watching him blink rapidly - bleary eyes and the faintest line of a smile whenever he glances at you. He's bent over, staring at you hard. "Is something wrong?"
His expression is the same as always. Unchangingly neutral with a strong and uncharacteristic rosiness to it. Your boyfriend is handsome, alarmingly so. You're aware of it constantly, but this new face knocks the air out of your lungs.
He's... pouting you think. But not fully. His lips aren't drawn together, it's subtle like most expressions on him.
But it's...there. You're not imagining it - the soft furrow of his brow, the press of his lips. His expression grows warmer and it only makes you more confused. He shakes it off, all of a sudden, a micro-expression that fades just as quickly as it appears.
"I'm okay."
"Are you?""
He blinks slowly at that. Concern aside, you can't help but think he's cute like this. His ears are pink enough to stick out against his skin, cold air making them flush even darker.
"I'm okay," He says, then looks at you. He sobers up if only for that moment. "Had something on my mind."
"Something you can't tell me?"
"It's supposed to be a secret," He mumbles. He's really drunk. You realize this late. "So I don't know if I can."
"Mm," You reply. You feel like doting on him suddenly, so you do, petting the back of his neck before hugging him a little. "That's okay."
He follows up with a light groan. You've never heard him complain like that, so you laugh. "But I want to tell you."
"I promise I'll keep your secret at least."
He smiles at you more fully that time.
He pauses for a minute, thinking it over. You don't do or say anything in return. A beat passes of you two standing and swaying with silence where Shout to grabs your hands from in front of you. You think he's being affectionate again, wanting to hold them.
He draws your hands to his pocket though. The angle is awkward, makes you bend your wrist on the inside of coat pocket until you feel something hard and square touch your fingers. It's velvet from the material. A box of some kind.
...A box?
Shouto guides your hand again, this time out. When you pull it out, his palm is over yours. It's a jewellery box. You blink a few times, confused. Shouto hasn't let go of your hand.
"I keep missing the timing," He says, hiccuping. The lack of sobriety more clear than ever from the slight slur in his words. "It's been in my pockets for a while."
Your eyes go wide open. You can feel your own confusion and excitement twist and tangle inside of you, frantic to get a better read on the situation. He smiles down at you, disarmingly and then closes his eyes. His forehead is warm as it touches yours.
"...I thought you didn't want to married. Not really, at least." You whisper.
"Me too," He says, a wetness to his laugh that tugs at your heart . "It was on a whim. I wanted to talk to you about it. But." He frowns a little "It's tough."
You chuckle, a sudden wetness to your voice too. "I bet it was,"
He smiles at you, big and stupid. "I love you," He closes is eyes and presses his forehead to yours more. "Thank you for everything."
"Shouto," You repeat, unsure of what else to say. "What brought this up?"
"Mm," He shrugs, getting sleepier by the minute. "I thought giving you my last name would make you suffer." He admits, soft and unsure. "But taking yours. That felt...okay. Felt nice."
"You're silly."
"Yes," He says, not denying it. "And I love you."
"And you love me." You repeat, a grin splitting your face. Big tears at the corner of your eyes, making your vision sting and your cheeks ache. You look up at him again. "Enough to marry me?"
He seems almost sheepish that time. "If you'll have me."
"Are you sober enough to even remember this?"
His embarrassment makes him blush and laugh again. "My heart is beating so loud I'm a little afraid of it. So yes. I'm sure I'll remember." He admits.
"Let's get married, then." You repeat to him, so achingly happy you think you could die. You wonder when to tell your friends. Bakugou will be pissed you did at his place. "If you'll have me."
He smiles. "I'd like too."
You lean up to press a kiss to his mouth, and Shouto holds you there to kiss you longer than you expect. When you're done kissing, he's smiling.
"Anymore secrets?"
He thinks on it, then hums.
"We should get a cat."
#aristotle.txt#writing tag#todoroki x reader#todoroki fluff#bnha x reader#bnha fluff#this is so corny my god#i want to kiss him#this is gender neutral and very tame#too lazy to add tags
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at the dangerous market..........buying groceries lethally......
original idea by @ctrl-alt-deleting-yr-face
#i got really lazy at the end so there's no fruits in the stands. they aren't selling anything sorryyyyy#also drawing Mirabelle in a random dress i found on Pinterest was SO fun oh my god#need to draw characters in Pinterest outfits more often#in stars and time#isat mirabelle#isat siffrin#i would tag Isabeau but. he's only there for 1 panel lol#sir dahlia's art
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warmups this week have all just been Weird Hugs. hell yea
#doodles#great god grove#my lazy ass like 'how far into UPA territory can i get beforei ts just fully unrecognizable' and then i end up liking it more than#whatever i actually end up spending the day on that day LMAO#shapes really do go WHEE
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: ↳ "So was I. I was angry, just like you. I led us across this bridge, thinking things could change. If I hadn't… your parents would still be alive. I know you wanna hurt the topsiders for what they've done to us. But who are you willing to lose? Mylo? Claggor? Powder? Nobody wins in war, Vi."
#man i did say im not a very good edit maker lmao i miss all the other talented people who make edits :((((#arcane#arcaneedit#vi arcane#arcane vi#arcane season 2 teaser#arcane s2#arcane league of legends#league of legends arcane#media: arcane#caitvi#type: gif#league of legends#caitlyn arcane#caitlyn kiramman#piltover’s finest#im just having my fun ig lmao#asdkjaskdjas i spent too much time on this simple edit i should sleep lmao#GOD also b&w edits are so weird on tumblr mobile too but im too lazy to try to troubleshoot it skdjfksdjfksdf#it looks fine on PC though UGHHHHH#s1 ep2#also vi works with them bc of cait she rlly said fuck the police… literally lmao
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Ep.2 - Do You Know What It Means to Be Loved By Death?
#interview with the vampire#artists on tumblr#art#iwtv#iwtv s2#iwtv spoilers#louis de pointe du lac#armand#claudia de pointe du lac#God is seeing my laziness in the bedroom part but oh well#I'm never doing buildings ever again#or mirrors
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take my rpf quiz boy
#uquiz#god i had fun with this.#sorry not all rpf ships are mentioned. my knowledge is incomplete#only YOU can give me a complete rpf education#some tags now:#hrpf#larry stylinson#saltburn#and so many more. but unfortunately i am too lazy to look up proper tags for the rest#rpf quiz
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I can’t believe it’s been a whole month since Great God Grove came out and has become apart of my every waking thought
So I made an animatic/mv to celebrate
Woo!
This song was so Inspekta core I had to
#great god grove#ggg#great god grove spoilers#great god grove inspekta#i would add all the other character names who are in here… but im lazy and it’s mainly about inspekta anyways#HAPPY 1 MONTH ANNIVERSARY GREAT GOD GROVE!!! WOOOOO!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Mob psycho season 3 official art (mixed in with some of ONE's art) more to come in a reblog!
#mp100#mob psycho 100#god im too lazy to tag everyone do i have to#reigen#reigen arataka#arataka reigen#mob#shigeo kageyama#mp100 official art#kageyama shigeo#ritsu#ritsu kageyama#kageyama ritsu#teruki hanazawa#dimple#ekubo#serizawa katsuya#tome kurata#tsubomi takane#musashi goda#yea im not tagging anymore#i normally dont post here but i dont want to clog my art blog with another major post with official art i'll go insane
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not allowed to stay up late drawing because this is what ends up happening gayass kissingcanvas
#prismo the wishmaster#scarab the god auditor#prohibitedwish#adventure time#fionna and cake#these bitches queer and autistic ! ! this is simply fact#been lazy with doing gradient maps as of late so im just goin with whatever colors i do first#ughh save me prismo saaave me#also hashtag prismo tongue piercing real#(you will be seeing more of him))
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ough. this panel. still going insane over this after catching up with the manga
like. they‘re childhood friends and of course they’re more comfortable with each other than pretty much anyone else. momo was just letting a friend help her sleep since she was being hunted by reiko. shes been shown pining over okarun in so many other instances by this point that it could be reasonable to assume she doesn’t have any lingering feelings for jiji and that this interaction is completely platonic from her side.
but does okarun know that? for all he knows, jiji was her first romantic interest and jiji still has feelings for her. plus, they get along really well. on top of all of that, he only sees himself as „an awkward guy,“ after all, being socially inept and self-conscious, not athletic or charismatic the way jiji is. it would be perfectly reasonable for him to assume that momo prefers jiji over him, since what he sees in jiji is everything he isn’t.
i have so many Thoughts about this panel like. oough my god i could go on for hours if i could just organize my thoughts
#uuauuauuugahahahhhshhgshsg#this manga has me by a chokehold i swear to god#i am going insane#dandadan#momo ayase#ken takakura#okarun#jiji enjoji#dandadan spoilers#ddd spoilers#lazy rambles
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