#laying on my bean bags rn

[anarchypumpkincowboy]

do i force myself to get up and keep packing or do i take a nap and set an alarm for like 2am and get back to packing

[justsomefluff]

Ateez as Types of Everyday Fluff

Hongjoong: the type to kiss something off of your lips rather than wipe it away with his hand

Joongieeee

I know that he is one of the members who hates kisses the most

but not with his partner

just thinks kissing the members is cringe

anyway if you two are eating together or maybe having a snack while sitting on the couch

doesn't care if it's in public or not

if you get something on the side of your mouth and dont notice it?

swoops in so fast to kiss it away

and you'll just kind of stare at him dumbfounded because he's not much for PDA

and he'll just smirk and shrug while licking his lips

"you had something there. but i got it for you :)"

Seonghwa: the type to say "but what about me" when you're cuddling a plushie

picture this

you're sitting on the couch waiting for Seonghwa to bring some snacks to the living room for movie night

and you got a squishmallow (lol my real life mixing with my delusions get me outttt)

and you're hugging it and stuff bc soft

and when he comes back he stops and stares at you

one because it's super cute, but two because... where he gon sit?

will literally drop all the snacks on the table and pout at you

if you ask what's wrong he's literally just gonna rip the plushie from your hands and fling it (lmao yk the video of him throwing the bean bag)

but then lowkey feels bad and brings it back to you

will allow the plushie to remain on the couch but it must watch as you snuggle him instead

Yunho: the type to pull you closer in his sleep

YUYU SWEET BOY

whenever you two share a bed he's gotta be touching you

swears he won't fall asleep if you don't snuggle

when he does fall asleep though, I feel like he's the type to roll around and fidget a lot

and if you move away or he moves away?

he might not wake up but he's gonna grope the bed until he finds you

just kind of flopping his hands and arms everywhere until they land where they should

he won't pull you to him though, he'll pull himself to you

and just nuzzles his lil nose in your neck and it tickles because he's snoring and letting out lil baby puffs of air

Yeosang: the type to bully you

bullies you in the cute, cringey way

like will take you to the aquarium and point at the wolf eel and be like omg your twin

or if you walk by a garbage can he's like omg it smells like your morning breath

omg this reminds me of you (hands you literally the ugliest shirt you've ever seen)

curses your own two ears with his insults

but he's also so giggly and cute about it

it's impossible to be mad

and he always makes sure you know he's joking

whether because he's scared he'll hurt your feelings, or because he's scared you'll hurt him

the world may never know

San: the type to give you his plushie to hold

polar opposite of Seonghwa

if you're sitting together playing a video game or watching a movie or just chilling

and he has to get up for some reason

he doesn't like the idea of leaving you by yourself even for one minute so he'll be like

baby i'll be right back hold Shiber

and when he first does this it's kind of like ???? lol ok????

but then you realize that he just wants you to have company

he always wants you to know that he's thinking of you even when you're apart

does that mean i have to think of you going to the bathroom rn

NO DONT THINK ABOUT THAT

WELL YOU SAID TO HOLD SHIBER WHILE YOU PEE

lmao

Mingi: the type to feed you the last bite of his food

you guys are getting to the end of a meal together

and he's noticed you eyeing his food the whole time as if you didn't have your own

he'll be super dramatic about it and be like

OH WOOWWW

IM SOOO FULLLLL

SO FULFILLING

I COULDNT POSSIBLY EAT ONE MORE BITE

and will look at you, and stretch and yawn and rub his tummy

and then offer you his fork

"finish it for me?"

Wooyoung: the type to do nothing with you

i know that sounds weird

but he just enjoys your company

does not care if theres an activity involved or not

just wants to be around you

you two could just lay together and talk

or even lay together and say nothing at all

i know he's our hyperactive boy

but since he runs a million miles a minute he really loves when he can savor the slow, peaceful moments with you

Jongho: the type to drop you off at work

wants to be there for you even when you don't need him

also enjoys the little time he can spend with you, even when you're half asleep in his passenger seat

likes to be the last person you see before you go into work

he likes to think that you'll have a better day that way

like he's some sort of good luck charm (he is)

also sees himself as an acts of service kind of guy

loves to do things for you

little things you'd never complain about, but still appreciate when they're done for you

[juneberrie]

LOVE IS LIKE THE LOTTERY [ 🐍 ] DEUCE GORGON

summary ∿ deuce gets jealous when a guy tries to hit on you [ gn ! reader ]

after cleo and deuce broke up, monster high was desperately in need of a new it couple. and, a few months later, they found one: deuce and you.

deuce had always been popular, or whatever the equivalent was in monster high. by association, you became popular too. and, because you became popular, that meant you got lots of attention.

it wasn't a bad kind of attention; everyone at monster high (with the exception of a few ghouls here and there) was incredibly nice. but a few weeks ago, there was a new student joining. he was some cousin of torelai's and instantly became famous among the student body, particularly the ghouls, for his swoopy shiny hair and lilting voice. and his eyes. girls would swoon if he so much as gave them a cursory glance. but it was you he liked eyeing, and deuce didn't like that one bit.

walking through the maul hand in hand, deuce says, "wanna grab a drink 'fore we leave?"

you nod and the two of you make your way towards the coffin bean. deuce presses a kiss to your forehead, his snakes peppering little reptile kisses to your hairline. "go sit," he smiles. "i got your order, babe."

you thank your loving boyfriend and find a table for two. settling down in your chair, you watch deuce talking to the barista. your phone buzzes and you open it up to see a text from clawdeen.

clawdeen ♡ hows your date w/ deuce going????

y/n ✶ great <3 we're at the coffin bean rn

clawdeen ♡ oooo update me later bae

clawdeen ♡ kiss kiss love you !!

y/n ✶ love u 2 xoxo

hearing the chair scrape the tiled floor in front of you, you look up with a smile expecting to see your boyfriend.

its not. its torelai's cousin. he smirks lazily at you, one arm slung across the back of his chair.

"hey."

"uh.... hi? my boyfriend's actually gonna sit the—"

he waves you off, flashing another grin. "he won't mind, would he?"

"actually, i do mind, purrcy." deuce stands behind torelai's cousin, holding a steaming cup of coffee and a paper bag. "get outta my chair." the snakes on his head hiss at the werecat.

purrcy laughs, a hissy kind of giggle that makes every hair on you stand up. "can't i talk to one of my fellow classmates?" the way he said it made it clear he didn't think of you as a classmate. more as a . . . thing he wanted.

"yeah, well they don't wanna talk to you, dude," deuce snaps. his snakes start getting restless, a few even snapping in purrcy's general direction.

purrcy's head swivels towards you, still with that lazy grin. "well?"

"well what?" you ask. deuce had moved to stand next to you, putting the coffee down and gently placing a protective hand on your shoulder. it was comforting.

"do y'wanna talk to me, baby?"

deuce's fingers twitched on your shoulder. his snakes snapped at the air.

"no."

"see? go hack up a furball," deuce scowls.

purrcy's face darkens and he hisses, "asshole," as he pushes away from the table and stalks off. deuce lets go of your shoulder and moves his chair next to you.

"are you okay?" he asks, opening the brown paper bag and pulling out a pastry. he hands it to you, eyes worried through the lenses of his glasses.

"'m fine, deuce. thank you," you smile, accepting the pastry. laying your head on your boyfriend's shoulder, you take a bite of the delicious treat. he wraps an arm around you, taking a sip of his drink. he's quiet for a few minutes. you sigh and put down your half-eaten pastry.

"deuce. baby." you grab his face and gently turn it towards you. "i don't like him."

"i know," he says, sounding a bit defensive. he looks at you for a few seconds before slumping in his chair and pulling you closer towards him. "i just—" he sighs. "he's such a douche," he concedes.

"i know. but guess what?" you smile. his eyebrows furrow and one of his snakes cocks its head at you, curiously. "love is like the lottery, right? and i have you, so that means—" you press a kiss to the space between his eyes. "—i've won the lottery."

[moonpiies]

ELECTRIC LOVE

𓆩♡𓆪 pairing: e-42!miles morales x black!reader

𓆩♡𓆪 a/n: sorry this took 10 billion years🧍🏾‍♀️also guys idk anything abt guitars so if i got anything wrong pls correct me

it was a saturday afternoon and both your parents were at work as per usual so you decided to text your boyfriend miles to see what he’s up to.

mi amor <3

hi

wyd rn?

pookie pie😼

chillin

why?

mi amor <3

do you wanna come over

pookie pie😼

whatchu tryna do👀?

mi amor <3

i will block you.

i wanna hang out w my mannn

are you coming over or not🧍🏾‍♀️?

seen

“a yes or no would’ve been great.” you muttered to yourself as you continued to scroll on tiktok, laying in your bed. about 15 minutes later you hear 3 knocks on your window before yelling, “come in!” knowing that it was miles.

he opened the window and climbed through, “hey princesa.” he greeted as he took off his shoes and left them underneath the window on a mat.

“hey.” you smiled as you got off your bed to give him a hug which he returned with a soft smile.

miles pulled away from you as looked around your room and saw that you have multiple band posters and led lights in your room.

he also noticed that you had a couple of electric guitars hung up on your wall. he looked extremely fascinated as he admired all of them that had different styles and colors and some have a couple of stickers while some don’t.

“why didn’t you tell me you played the electric guitar amor?” he asked as he raised an eyebrow.

“i guess it just never came up in one of our convos.” you shrugged nonchalantly.

“play me something.” he asked as he took a seat on your pink bean bag.

“alright, which one do you want me to play?” you asked.

“that one.” he said as he pointed at a black and white one that had no stickers.

“okay.” you said as you started to set it up by plugging it into the speaker. you unlocked your phone and searched up the instrumental of ‘like that’ by ‘doja cat’ which was one of your favorite things to play on the electric guitar.

you put the guitar over your head and adjusted it a little then pressed play and tried your best to stay on beat with the instrumental.

he watched as your fingers glided across and moved from string to string with ease. he realized how calm you were while you were playing and decided to take a quick picture of you to save for memories.

you stopped a bit later into the song than expected since you didn’t know the rest of it and paused the instrumental playing on your phone.

“well what do you think?” you shyly asked as you set your guitar down on your bed. miles stood up and walked up to you and wrapped his hands around your waist.

“wow, debería hacer que juegues para mí más a menudo.” (wow i should get you to play for me more often) he smirked as you got flustered at his comment.

[crispy-bonnie]

Hi hiiii!!! Request time :)

- Okkk so if u could, can I ask for Dallas, Hoxton, Houston, Sokol, Medic, Dozer and Taser?

- OH also idk if you said u could write for him but if u could maybe like... Jimmy too? I've already requested so many, it's perfectly ok if u can't rn /nm

- If you can't do that many it's chill !!

- So like..the prompt is literally that reader wears rlly cute stuff bc yea

- Like, skirts, knee high socks, Mary Jane shoes, pink blushy makeup and soft strawberry pinks :)

- Here are some examples !!

- So reader just likes presenting rlly fem and cute

- As for personality, I think it'd be cool if reader was also cheerful/optimistic with energy all the time :D

- Reader doesn't actually have to be a female/have she/her pronouns, but I'd rather not have anything that suggests reader is male or anything (genderless is okay tho !!)

Ty for reading this + answering!! Here's a song :)

I LOVE THIS ??? GRAHHH SOFT PASTELS AND CUTE CLOTHING IQHESFUJHWV i've always wanted to present fem like this but then people would thing i'm not a he/they so it's pretty difficult lol also , first time writing with jimmy and houston ! so this is gonne be a bit tough but i can sure as hell do my best !i'm also gonna add the bonus of the reader being small because fuck you /lh no i'm not projecting stfu

i would also like to note that some of these are a bit rushed because oh my god this took WAY too long to complete

You're cute, small, and optimistic - PAYDAY GANG + FBI UNITS

Dallas

If you don't bring this man happiness, then I don't know who does You're just so small and happy like oh my god why are you such a bean- And the things you dress in are just adorable too like wtf

Dallas will go through hell and back to make sure that nobody hurts his precious bean

If you're actually vicious and tough during heists then he'll actually be terrified

Like- no matter how many heists he's been on with you, it always catches him off guard when you pull out a fucking flamethrower and torch anyone who gets in your way [including civilians if you're that careless] while rocking some Mary Janes and a cute pink skirt

If that's not the case and you're actually a lot more frail, then he'll pretty much be a human shield for you so that you don't die He'll be constantly screaming for a medic bag, but not for himself, but rather for you so that he makes sure that there's medical supplies at the ready if you get hurt

While off-duty, he just loves to spend time with you. Playing games, drawing, pretty much anything

You're always so bubbly and happy, even during his bad days you always manage to find a way to cheer him up and make him smile

Hoxton

Again, you're a little bundle of sunshine for Hoxton, but the difference is that he'll actually tease you about it

He'll often call you sweet nicknames, but the ones he calls you by most are 'Sunshine' and 'Sweetheart'

If you're struggling to do something like reach something on a high shelf or lift a heavy object, he'll end up doing it for you with a cheeky remark "Sweetheart, if you need a ladder then just call for me."

If you're extreme on the field, he'll try his best to lay off on the teasing so that he doesn't get a bullet right between the eyes "Hey Sweetcheeks, run a little faster would ya- okay okay I'm sorry please put the Garand away-"

If that's not the case, then he'll be pretty similar to Dallas. He'll do anything to make sure that you get hurt

If you so much as get a tear on one of your knee-highs or one of your accessories gets damaged, he'll murder the one who broke it and make sure to take it to Aldstone for fixing the second you get back from the heist

But on the more sweet side, he'll do his best to spend time with you. He'll drop anything and everything to join you if you're baking though

Either because your treats are really good or he doesn't trust you to not burn the safe house down

Houston

Houston can and will tease you about your height, and sometimes he’ll jokingly question the practicality of your fit during battle

If you’re an aggressive bean, he won’t hesitate to zip his mouth when you threateningly point your Commando-101 directly at him

If not, he’ll just continue with his teasing. In both situations, he’ll eventually tone down on the teasing, especially with your bubbly behavior

The sparkle in your eyes when something catches your attention, your genuine worry when he gets hurt, your enthusiasm to make sure he gets back into the game, gAHH someone please put this man into the freezer because he’s MELTED

Can and will find any excuse to hold you. Whether it be lifting you up to reach something high or carrying you to safety during a heist. Just seeing your small figure adorned in such adorable and bright clothes really makes his day

It’s like a big contrast compared to all the bloodshed and other horrifying things that he’s unfortunately gotten used to. You’re just his little marshmallow

Jimmy

Legit thought he was trippin when he saw you walk in wearing your bright pastel fit. Then again, he’s always trippin

But like- he was so confused. In a good way though? He was shocked to see such a contrast in what would usually a dumb and sober world.

For a minute he thought you were a hallucination from all the coke he’s been snorting, but eventually he finally gets the memo that you are indeed real

Jimmy legit thinks that you’re an angel or something, so that’s what he calls you.

If you’re a more chaotic one during heists, then he’ll refer to you as Guardian Angel and help you slay all the cops

If that’s not the case, he does his damnedest to protect you from harm’s way. If you or even your outfit gets damaged, he immediately goes ham

This applies to the rest of the gang too. If they harm you emotionally or physically then he WILL throw hands

Sokol

“Why are you dressed up like little baby?” Was the first thing he said to you. He was so confused about your attire, and your behavior confused him more

How the fuck can you stay so cheerful while you’re stealing nuclear weapons??

At some point, he starts to appreciate your optimism, as it helps to get through heists and life in general. Hell, he might even join you in the encouragement

He’s still confused about the clothes though, and he’ll keep asking about it too. If you end up taking his words personally, he’ll fucking PANIC and do anything to make you feel better

The second he saw tears his mind went into ‘oh my god the world is ending’ mode and frantically attempted to make you feel better [which he did]

Though still not understanding the whole fashion thing, he does his best not to ask about it any further

Taser

LITERALLY STIMMING WHEN HE SEES YOU LIKE HELP THIS MAN PLEAS E

Istg Taser is like a fucking 4 year old so when he seed you wearing those adorable strawberry themed clothes and shoes he just can’t help but bombard you with compliments

If you’re chaotic in battle, this man will get so distracted watching you fight that he’ll end up tasing himself two times before realizing what the hell is going on

Please let this man play dress up with you oml

He’ll put you in all sorts of pastel outfits, a lot of them with lightning bolt themes, and this mf will just swoon when he sees you in it. He’ll die [/pos] if you wear it more often

Treats you like a princess and will literally do anything. He’ll even go the extra mile by calling you ‘Your Majesty’

Cloaker ended up taking a notice to this and started teasing you

Let’s just say that it didn’t end well for the drop-kicking unit

Dozer

Dozer finds your fashion and demeanor so adorable like omfg

He saw you and went "MUST PROTECT AT ALL COSTS"

If you're a monster on the field, he'll fall for you even more because oh my god SLAY GURL SLAY

You two are so optimistic like- you've got matching energy. He screams at his teammates to not die, you scream at them to not die, it's perfect!

Regardless of your strength in battle, he'll still become a meat shield for you due to your small frame

If ANYONE ruins your fit he will find them and personally beat them down, even if it's a civilian [in which Captain Winters screams at him for it lol]

You were the one who painted the kawaii face on that Dozer mask. No, this is not optional. You were the one who did it.

Dozer will actually encourage you to paint his helmet or add cute little accessories to that and his armor so that you two can slay together!

Medic

You are the one thing that keeps this man from going insane and torching down the entire police force

When he's having a hard day, all he has to do is look at you and whoops the pain is gone

Literally a painkiller

Weak or strong, he'll make sure to be behind you for most of the battle. Sure there's other units in need of healing but you're top priority

He'll go Cloaker feral if anyone [especially the Payday gang] hurts you or even does so much as get their filthy hands on your awesome fit

He'll be the one to wash and/or repair your outfits because oh my god your clothes look expensive, but not in a fancy way. More of a "I spent 100 bucks on Shein to get all of this shit"

Medic also likes to make outfits for you himself. He'll either sew or buy them and encourage you to try them on

[skinni-girls-eat-books]

Friday, August 2nd, 2024!

6:49am: lol yesterday started off strong but really went downhill after that cookie 😂 milk (150)

Another milk that I'm currently choking on (150)

9:27am: made an appointment for bc at 3:30pm, my farts are going crazy rn, but it feels great lmao I'm not bloated anymore

12:53pm: another cup of milk lol (150) today is very easy. I think I will have soup for dinner if I don't make plans

5:18pm: No better thinspo than almost getting diagnosed with high blood pressure AGAIN at my birth control appointment 🙃 I need to lose this weight and tbh maybe this will be my last year on bc since it is probably contributing to it. Let's see what this year brings as far as being healthy.

Ugh I'm exhausted from today. Banana (100)

Popcorn from microwave bag 480 cal w Ms. Dash Italian seasoning mmm

I forgot how good red wine vinegar is, I put some of that on my popcorn as well :) and took a little shot of it afterwards. So yummy

Multivitamin I forgot to take this morning

11:00pm: half block of habanero cheese w cream cheese (to cool the spicy) ~ 440 + 150?

Soda oops! Idk 140~

Tbh I'm doing a great job of eating through every thing in my fridge before I go shopping again for fruits + veg 😂 just don't really want to throw things away that I bought before I started this journey. But I didn't have a whole lot in my fridge to start with so woo. Plus this is only day 2 and I mentally feel like I am ready to do this.

Sooooo idk why I'm doing this but fridge checkkkkk: 1+1/2 blocks of cheese, a brick of seitan/ tofu, most of a 2L of soda rip (I probably won't finish it before it gets flat anyway), a thing of orange juice, pickled veggies! 80 cal protein yogurts and I can't think of anything else rn. (I'm laying in bed). There's a fuck ton of seafood and pesto and veggies in my freezer that I'm looking forward to, some popsicles that I got on clearance, boba packets lol, and I think that's it for the freezer. There's a bunch of soup and noodles in my pantry, some beans and diced tomatoes which I love and all those fucking almonds and trail mix still 😂 popcorn kennels and some Ritz crackers.

Idk what I'm gonna do tomorrow, there's a hurricane?? I might start my period?? I might be hanging with my boytoy?? What's going on???

Lol goodnight

[doodlboy]

Ty for taggin me, much appreciated 💙

1. The concept of Blue Raspberry and the entire Clown Aesthetic

5.as always; Blue but currently fond of specific mossy greens

6.One of those big ol totoro bean bag bed things so I can lay on him

9.bright bold colors or punchy graphic liner. currently my go to is minimal foundation, fake freckles, and masc contour + reverse cat eye liner thats smoked underneath the eye instead of on top

15. 3 pillows maximum, 2 for my head and 1 to protect my back from sleep demons.

I'm a bit too tired to tag anybody specific rn but you're welcome to participate if you see this

not a dream

Hey everyone, I've thought about some cute questions for you to answer so here they go, leave the answers in the replies or reblogs and tag people who you want to answer said questions as well. You don't have to answer all of the questions, no pressure, answer the ones you like if that's easier for you!

What's one thing that your friends say that applies to you? Like a quirk or something they know you for? Something they associate with you always?

Who inspires you in your life? I don't mean a celebrity, but a person you know, brag about someone incredible that is your inspiration.

Who do you consider to be your favorite person and why?

What's your favorite kind of animal? If you lived with said animal, what would you name them? If you have said animal, what is their name?

What color is your most recent obsession?

What's a little decor item that you want to own in the future?

Do you have any mundane but cute "talent"/thing you can do? Something just slightly unusual but also completely usual?

Do you like fashion? What kind of a dresser are you? More casual? Fancy?

Do you wear makeup? What's your go-to makeup look? If you don't wear makeup, have you ever thought of wearing it?

Recommend us one movie that the critics/public didn't like that much when it came out but you personally think is a hidden gem!

What show are you watching right now? Recommend it to us!

Have you ever watched an anime? If yes, which one?

What's your favorite kind of art medium? Recommend us an artist or show us an art piece (could be music, painting, crochet, whatever) that you really love!

What do you like to do when you are bored?

How many pillows do you sleep with, if any?

Do you have trouble with sleeping? Do you remember your dreams a lot or forget them as soon as you wake up?

Who is one cool character in something you've seen in your life that you hyperfocused on at a time in your life.

Show us your current phone case!

Recommend people a song that has meant a lot to you sometime in your life and share us the story about if you'd like.

How has your day been so far?

UwU - I love you!

[corvinecatastrophe]

i love bean bags. im laying in a bean bag rn in and its so comfy its like my own cat bed

[lillian-nator]

can u please give me some ybln au scraps cause canon hurts rn

Tyeah. yes you can. 

@lovelybois came up with most of this. so shout out to them - I just bounced off of them. 

@mylomars was there too. 

Ponk owns three ferrets and the gang loves them all dearly

Tommy and Tubbo once tried to steal one

And by tried, they did. 

Ponk threatened to murder them, when he got Little Man back, he held the ferret close to his face and said “how dare they take you away from me. was it scary? I bet Tommy scared you.”

They took Little Man because he is the smallest, and they were hoping that Ponk wouldn’t notice

Did I mention that the Ferrets are named: Big Man, Little Man, and Just Man. 

Man is their last name. 

They are The Man Brothers™. (dubbed by Tommy)

"Little man is scaling the cage and he hit big man in the face"

"JUST MAN FUCKING BIT ME!!"  "you deserved it you whore."

They once put glasses on Just Man, and he was therefore dubbed "Sir Man" 

[We, in the discord, then spammed “Sir Man o7″ for the next minute]

Karl unironically feeds them peanut butter Like just dips his hands in peanut butter and just lets the ferrets lick it

Karl, squinting at Just Man: "hes not fancy enough..." Quackity: “I got these little glasses thin they would-" Karl: grabs the glasses and pits them gently on Just Man's little face ah sir man has finally returned to us"

Tommy, who put the fucking Ferret in a sweater: “You look so fucking dapper, Sir Man.” 

Tubbo: “this man has committed a crime!” *holds up little man*  Dream: “I am fucking arresting him right now” *grabs a hamper and traps Little Man*

Punz, gets bitten once and he lays down on the floor and looks like hes dying. Ponk: what happened man? Punz: Big Man fucking bit me, cant have shit in detroit

The gang gives these stupid fucking ferrets Christmas presentments. 

Ponk getting a family pic with the ferrets and sending it out to the gang for a Christmas card

The Gang™ makes the ferrets race. 

THEY BET ON WHOS GONNA WIN

"I GOT 20 DOLLARS ON BIG MAN" "YOU WHORE IVE BERN TRAINING SIR MAN FOR MONTHS HES GOING TO WIN"

eventually Just Man stops answering to the name Just Man and only answers to the name Sir Man; and everyone has to live with their choices

"YOU CHANGED MY FERRETS FUCKING NAME" "Hes a a gentleman ponk deal with it"

SIR MAN IN A CAPE WHAT WILL HE DO HE WILL TAKE OVER THE FUCKING FERRET WORLD

Tommy: god sir man is so fucking cool and I love him George, scandalized: how dare you fucking defame little man. I will fucking stomp you to death Tommy

[Carrot then tries to kill of one of the ferrets, and the discord shuns her.]

Ponk high key having to share his ferrets with the rest of the Gang™️ and hates it and loves it at the same time

"STOP FUCKING STEALING MY FERRETS TOMMY, THEY ARE MINE YOU BASTARD"

Ponk gives out the Ferrets to his friends who are having a bad time, oh you are having a depressive episode? take a ferret.

Works like a FUCKING charm. 

Warning: Gets a tad bit angsty here.

Tommy lowkey makes/buys the Ferrets sweaters. 

Wilbur and Big Man have the same sweater because Tommy got sad. 

Big Man as Wilbur's replacement ™️

Big Man in a yellow sweater and Tommy is sobbing with the ferret on his chest (might elaborate on this later, if you want it.)

No more angst. Just ferret fluff. 

Ponk sending a pic if big man to Tommy every morning becuase Tommy love Big Man

Karl texts ponk "hey ponk can we vibe with the ferrets today all the fishes are sad :(" Ponk: oh yeah that's chill. The freshmeat find out they get to chill with the Man brothers and are so much happier

Purpled gives Little Man a mix of sugar and water, because it acts like an energy drink. Little Man is just fucking zooming and Purpled has never been more proud. 

Dream has a picture of George and Tommy asleep on Dream's big bean bag, Big Man was curled into Tommy's neck, and Little Man was curled up on George's chest 

It’s Dream’s lockscreen. 

[Just realizing I never gave you GeorgeNotFound angst, with George and Tommy bonding fluff. I can give that to you too, if you want.]

[katsuflossy]

Kirishima period comfort?😔 cramps kickin my ass rn

That time of the month

Pairing: Kirishima Eijiro x reader

TW: Some obscenities

A/n: by the time I made this...you must be going through the next month period 😭 I am sooo sorry for taking so long but I hope you enjoy it bb💕

⛑ Like any other male, he doesn’t know shit about periods.

⛑ Thinks it’s just blood running out of the cooter and that’s it.

⛑ They need to teach better sex Ed cause wtf—

⛑ But one night he overheard the girls talking about how awful periods are. He listened to every symptom, feeling and accident that they bonded about—and he still couldn’t believe it.

⛑ He truly saw how awful it was for you one morning when you woke up and bled on the sheets. Your gasp and frantic padding around the room woke him up. The first thing he saw was you above the stain, pressing down on the mattress with a paper towel. Your gaze met his own, eyes wide with awareness, and suddenly, you began to tear up.

⛑ “Eiji I-I’m sorry about this. It wasn’t supposed to come until the next two days and I-“ He crossed the bed to grab your hands, removing the paper towels without care of any blood touching him.

⛑ “Hey hey hey, it’s okay.” He cups your jaw with one of his hands, thumb swiped a lone tear trailing down your cheek. Once he felt your face nestle into his palm, he continued his consolations.

⛑ “It’s normal right, baby? All we’re going to do is throw this in the wash and put a new one on. It needed to change anyways—it’s been on for a month.” Kirishima nervously laughed, scratching his nape while the heat rose to his ears. A flustered Kirishima always made you giggle, forgetting the embarrassment felt earlier. The blushing male smiled at the sound, now relieved that his girl felt comfortable about the normal situation.

⛑ Despite his coolness to the topic of periods, he still knows nothing about them.

⛑ Don’t ask him to buy pads/tampons. He’ll be sweating bullets in the aisle, alternating between the ultra thins and super absorbing before calling you in a nervous breakdown. The women in the aisle were very concerned for his epic mental battle over pads/tampons.

⛑ He slumps everytime he passes the narrow way in the grocery, cheeks tinging red at the embarrassing memory.

⛑ Doesn’t know how they work. You can try your best to educate him tho.

⛑ Don’t even get started on a diva cup. For now, he thinks you can make a hole in your underwear and it’ll collect it like an actual cup.

⛑ What he lacks in knowledge, he heavily makes up in sweetness.

⛑ He carries your bag and books to lessen the burden on your back. A hand lays just above your tailbone, unconsciously massaging circles with the tips of his callous but soft fingers.

⛑ Also gives excellent foot massages. During your period, it becomes a daily routine for Kirishima to place your legs in his lap, expertly pressing into the the knots and swells of your feet. For extra special days he gets into the calves—no doubt his favorite part of the massage because it’s so jiggly— applying more pressure to relieve the tension from practice or extra special training.

⛑ Will go the mile for whatever treat your craving.

⛑ You want some mochi? Off to the ice cream parlor. You want some black bean noodles? Straight to your favorite restaurant for it. You want some black licorice? The shits nasty but he’ll go for it.

⛑ Not to mention he stores packs of pads in his room and bags just in case you forgot some.

⛑ Kaminari found a pretty pink one in his gym bag one day and pulled it out when they were all in the locker room.

⛑ While Mineta laughed just diaper wearing ass off, Kirishima was unphased, saying he had backups for you if you didn’t have any.

⛑ Bakubro came to his best friend’s—although he’ll never admit it— defense. “Atleast he’s got a girl, you lonely extras.”

⛑ 🍇: “I don’t see you nabbing any girls, incel.”

⛑ “HAH?! WHADDYA SAY YOU PURPLE SHIT STAIN—“

⛑ The moral of the story? Get a boyfriend like Kirishima or don’t get one at all ☺️

[awxward]

A3! Boys + My Stuffed Animals

Spring Troupe:

Sakuya

Gabriel

Gabriel is a small elephant with big ears that constantly make him fall over. He has a pink bowtie that says 'I Love You'

Makes Saku feel safe and Gabriel is a reminder to himself that he's loved and appreciated by everyone at Mankai.

Named after a friend from theatre class :)

Masumi

George Washington

George Washington is a tiger. He is small, but his arms are like those slap bracelets so you can wear him on your wrist (or let him hang on the side of shelf like I do).

So I got Georgy-Boy for easter 2020. i asked my friends for name ideas. They sent me stuff like 'Stripes'. I went offline for a few minutes and when I came back online I told my friends his name was George Washington.

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Me: tiger has a name now

Friend: which name did you choose?

Me: his name is George Washington.

Friend: what the fuck. how'd you get George Washington?

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Pretty sure he got the name bc I was listening to the Hamilton soundtrack.

Citron

Daniel

Daniel is mostly pink but has other pastel colors that look like watercolors. He's a unicorn. And a ketchain. And he's one of those dream lites, so he lights up. (He's supposed too anyway, but he's never lit up since i got him like 7 years ago at a yard sale).

Named after Daniel Howell (formerly danisnotonfire) [YouTube]

Tsuzuru

Lucifer

Lucifer is a small panda pillow pet. Very easy to travel with bc he fits in most backpacks.

My mom told me she wanted me to have a stuffed animal with a biblical name, i picked him up, looked her in the eye and said "His name is Lucifer." My mom tried to protest. "You said a biblical name, Mom. Lucifer is in the bible."

Itaru

Pao(???)

Pao is a panda. They are also a phone holder thingy. Like it'll hold your phone if you're watching movies or whatever.

Like 5-ish years old. Got them from a friend. They have a tag with their name on it, but I read it once and then just called them "the panda" for some reason instead of their actual name and now the tag is too faded to read the name, but i am 38% sure it says Pao or something close to that.

Chikage

Tsuki

Tsuki is a dinosaur. Tsuki is a sparkly dino. He's green rn, but if you brush your hand over him, the sparkles turn over and he becomes orange. I like green tho bc his tummy and the bottom of his feet are orange and so are his eyes.

Named after Tsukishima Kei (Haikyuu)

Summer Troupe:

Tenma

Hinata

Hinata is a narwhal. A bright orange narwhal. Infact he is the same color as Tenma's hair.

Named after Hinata Shoyo (Haikyuu) [bc its the same color as his hair. there is a theme with this narwhal and the anime boys i associate with them]

Yuki

Steve

Steve is a regular teddy bear, except he has a shirt that has pikachu on it. (the shirt was originally Tsuki's bc i got tsuki at a friends build a bear bday party, but it fits Steve better)

I just think Yuki would try new designs/color schemes/styles by making clothes for Steve to see how they look.

I got Steve from a claw machine (my bf at time won him for me just before we watched Endgame together.)

Named after Steve Rogers (Marvel)

Muku

Eeyore

Muku most definitely loves the Winnie the Pooh movies and I will fite for this hc. He gets my Eeyore. You know how Eeyore's tail is always going missing or falling off??? Eeyore's tail comes off (velcro) but its attached to his actual body with a string so it cant be misplaced.

Eeyore has a patch that says "official disney store" but i got him for $3 at a thrift store.

Misumi

Sherlock

Sherlock is a polar bear. Sherlock is very huggable. He makes Misumi feel safe. He has a hat and scarf (that don't come off. they are sewn on him)

the hat has a pom pom on top and the scarf has a pom pom on each end. the hat and scarf and the bottom of his feet have a blue/white plaid pattern.

Kazunari

Victor

Victor is a puppy and the first big stuffed animal of mine on the list! He's all tan and abt maybe 3-4 ft long. Victor lays pretty flat so he's comfy to lay/sit on. I think Kazu would like sitting or laying on him when drawing. Probably has him on his bed so he's like a giant pillow.

Victor is from Toys R Us. I got him last August-ish from my Aunt and Uncle who found him at a thrift store and thought I'd like him.

Named after Victor Nikiforov (Yuri On Ice)

Kumon

PJ

PJ is a small white tiger. He is also a ball. He can fit in one hand. When Kumon is thinking or stressed or bored (etc) he just lays on his back and tosses PJ up into the air.

When Kumon is laying on the floor tossing PJ, Misumi sits on the bed closest to where PJ is and tries to grab him (but only if Kumon is in a good mood and okay with it) It's a fun little game they made up they like to play.

Pretty sure he was named after KickthePJ (YouTube)

liber pls give us a pic with all of autumn i am begging

Autumn Troupe:

Banri

Sammy

Sammy is another one of my large stuffed animals. He is also a puppy, but unlike Victor he is sitting instead of laying. He's abt 2-3 ft tall. His fur is the same color as Banri's hair. Great to squeeze at anytime, but very therapeutic when you're in a bad mood. Has a heart on his ear.

i got him abt 7 years ago. I had just finished spn season 2 and was upset abt the finale and had no way to start season 3.

Named after Sam Winchester

Juza

Tiggs

Tiggs is a beanie baby tiger. Tiggs is a little larger than PJ (and not a ball). He's a regular orange tiger instead of a white tiger like PJ. He'd buy Kumon PJ so they could have matching stuffed animals. Small and very comforting to just hold/hug.

Omi

Benedict (Ben)

Benedict, also known as Ben, is a small koala. Just a little bigger than Tiggs. He has a heart on one of his feet (i think the right one). very soft. very fluffy.

Named after Benedict Cumberbatch (Actor)

Taichi

Dean

Dean is my largest stuffed animal. He is a dark brown teddy bear that's abt 4-ish ft tall. He can be put in a corner and used as like a bean bag chair, or he can lay down flat and be a good pillow like Victor can.

It's very fun to just wrap around him and squeeze as tight as you can. Especially in when your in a bad mood. Very comforting to cry into.

I got him a couple years ago at a thrift store.

Named after Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Sakyo

Lev

Lev is a lion abt the size of a regular teddy bear (maybe slightly larger). I got him a thrift store so he's slightly worn out from age. He's mostly a pastel dark yellow-ish tan and his mane is dark brown. very huggable.

He's the stuffed animal I sleep with. Smells nice all the time, like the fabric softener.

Named after Lev Haiba (Haikyuu)

Sakoda

Emotional Support Iron Man

So Iron Man is small and he sparkles. He will hurt you/someone if thrown hard enough. Sakoda likes heroes bc they remind him of Sakyo they look cool. I'd hc that he got Iron Man from Sakyo when he was younger and its one of his most valued possessions and goes everywhere with him (or stays with Azamo or Sakyo at the dorm. Maybe Izumi or a couple others are on the list of who can watch over Iron Man.) Very protective of it.

Got the emotional support part of his name from a friend.

She saw Eddie Redmayne on a movie cover (think it was The Danish Girl) and started freaking out bc she loved him. I handed her the Iron Man and the next day she thanked me and said he was an Emotional Support Iron Man and the name stayed.

Azami

[Emotional Support] Spooder-Mon

Sakoda knew Azami as a kid. He most definitely got him the Spider-Man so they could have matching plushies.

Spider-Man is square and has little blob hands doing the web thingy. The tag said travel pillow, but he probably just chills by Azami's bed. When needed, Iron Man will be placed next to him if Sakoda can't take Iron Man with him.

I brought him to school one day and we had a bio test and all the people sitting around me passed him around and gave him a pat for good luck. We all got good grades and then he was dubbed as Emotional Support Spooder-Mon, but the Emotional Support title isnt part of his name (unlike the Iron Man).

i wanted guy in the pic, but i also wanted tsumu and hiso in the pic so you get 2 pics for winter

Winter Troupe:

Tsumugi

Phil

Phil is a zebra. He is a pillow pet zebra. Like Lucifer, Phil is also easy travel size. The bottom half of Phil is pink, so I refer to him as my pink zebra.

I just think it'd be cute to have Tsumugi with a pillow pet ok. I also thought he'd probably have has Phil for many years (since he was a kid) and Tasuku most definitely brings up things from when they were kids and shit.

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Tasuku: you chose the pink zebra, and for what???

Tsumugi: its a very aesthetically pleasing pastel pink.

Tasuku: THERE WAS A DOG PILLOW PET RIGHT THERE AND IT WAS CUTER

Tsumugi: dont talk bad abt Phil.

the rest of mankai: ????????

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I got phil before I got Lucifer many years ago. He was old when i got him and he is very old now. I love him so much.

Named after Phil Lester (AmazingPhil) [YouTube]

Tasuku

Cap

Cap is a husky. He was won from a claw machine with Steve.

There's just something abt the grey and white that gave me Tasuku vibes. Also, Cap's eyes are abt the same shade of blue as Tsumugi's and Tasuku knows this bc they are in love. Very squishy when hugged and with the way he sits, you could make it look like he's guarding something.

Named after Captain America (Marvel)

Homare

Ushijima (Ushi)

Ushijima, also called Ushi, is the last of my giant stuffed animals. He is abt 2-3 ft tall (like Sammy) and has a tail abt the same length.

Ushi is a raccoon thats mostly hot pink. Ushi's eyes are also pink and just abt the same shade as Homare's hair, although Ushi's fur is brighter by a few shades.

Ushi hurts when thrown/swung hard enough. Very fun to hug bc he's filled with beans (like beanie babies) so unlike all my other giant animals, he doesn't have to be fixed/adjusted after everytime you squeeze him. The tail has cotton tho and makes a good pillow.

Homare would definitely just see a 3 ft tall hot pink raccoon and claim it with no explanation.

Named after Ushijima Wakatoshi (Haikyuu)

Hisoka

Vladmir Dracula the 3rd (Vlad, Drac)

Vladmir Dracula the 3rd, who has many other names but usually goes by Vlad or Drac, is a vampire (surprise).

Vlad is a squishmallow thingy, and their tags say something abt them being able to be used as pillows, and thats why Hisoka gets Vlad.

Vlad is triangular in shape, with triangle ears, and triangle fangs, so I thought abt Misumi, but i figured Hisoka bc it's a pillow.

He's like the perfect travel size and he has a cape and a bowtie.

Named after Vlad the Impaler, the real life inspiration behind Dracula (my brother thought he was named after Vladmir Putin and I wanted to punch him for that but I was too busy laughing.)

Also named after Dracula, who was a vampire.

Idk where 'the 3rd' came from, but it's part of his name for forever.

Azuma

Sebastian

Sebastian is a dinosaur thats blue with a white tummy.

He's also a squishmallow, but he's bigger than Vlad by abt 2× as wide, so he'd be harder to carry around, which is why Hisoka got Vlad instead. Being a squishmallow means he looks more blob than dinosaur and i love it.

His tag said his name was Dominic or something, but I named him Sebastian before I actually checked the tag, so he's Sebastian.

Named after Sebastian (Black Butler) and Sebastian Stan (Actor)

Guy

Moriarty

Moriarty is my other polar bear. I got him with Sherlock and named him Moriarty bc Moriarty is Sherlock's nemesis.

He's just a plain white bear thats very huggable and adorable. I usually have a bowtie on him bc it makes him look fancy.

Guy would like him bc he's plain white and very fluffy.

[hq-lovin]

Um, I hope you're not busy rn, but can we have S/O taking care of Kenma and Suga when they're sick?

sick kenma and suga (separate)

hi hi! ahh don’t worry abt me being busy!! I hope you like this!

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➣ characters included : sugawara, kenma

➣ headcannons

➣ warning : none!

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kenma kozume

Will disappear from the world when he’s sick and just chug a bunch of green tea and play video games all day.

He’ll also will not acknowledge his sickness because Kenma just doesn’t care.

Knocking on the apartment on Kenma’s door, you rock back and forth on your toes waiting for him to answer.

You hear some muffled sniffs from the other side of the door, making you raise a brow when finally Kenma opens the door bundled up in a thousand blankets holding his switch.

His eyes widen for a bit before he tries to close the door on you, but you slam your hand on it before he can close it on you.

“Kenma! Are you sick?”

“No, why would you *cough* think that?”

“I’m not sure, maybe it’s the eye bags, or the fact that you’re holding a gallon of green tea, or that you have snot running down your nose?”

He tries to brush it off but gives up at the end and just lets you take care of him as long as he gets to play his switch though.

He’s actually very cooperative with you because 1. Being sick was fun for like 10 minutes because he got to skip practice and 2. He likes it when you take care of him.

He’s such a babie when he’s sick, like everything he does is adorable 🥺 him sneezing? Cute. Wrapped in 15 blankets? YES.

He’s surprisingly clingy and more sleepy when he’s sick so expect some bomb ass cuddles with him.

Honestly Kenma does not give a shit if he’s sick or not, this dumb virus isn’t going to stop his horrible sleeping schedule. Nah, he’s still sleeping early and waking up at 2 am to play video games.

He’s quite the bean when he’s sick though, he’ll constantly make grabby hands towards you but won’t actually say something.

koushi sugawara

Mans hates getting sick, because he could be doing so many other things rn but he can’t because of some stupid virus going around and he managed to catch it.

Will 100% tell you to stay away from him because he doesn’t want his love getting sick as well.

HA! But do you listen? Of course not scoot over we’re having a movie marathon

“Suga? Open the door, it’s your lovely s/o.”

“Y/n? No! I’m not letting you get sick!”

“Too late, I’m already inside.”

He will try and push you out but since he’s all sick and weak he pushes you like 2 inches and gives up after.

He’s constantly whining about hating being sick so he’ll cooperate with anything you. But also he secretly likes being babied so he just lets you do your thing.

Even moms needs breaks sometimes.

You do that thing where you bundle someone up in a blanket and they’re just trapped there. Forcing them to lay down there and rest while you spoon feed him.

“Y/nnn, I’m fine just let me out.”

“No, you’re sick and need rest.”

“I don’t think trapping me into a blanket burrito helps though.”

“Are you questioning my methods?”

It’s fine though because you put on a bunch of movies and cuddle with him despite his protests.

You smile as you peck Suga on the cheek causing him to pout and glare at you.

“You’re going to get sick,” he says, still pouting and shifting so that’s he’s farther away from you. You roll your eyes.

“Then I guess you’ll just have to take care of me,” you throw him a cheeky grin along with a shrug, looking down at him.

“Who says I’m taking care of you?” He raises a brow, smirking. Narrowing your eyes, you huff.

“Fine then, I’ll just suffer on my own.”

“No wait I was joking I’ll take care of yOU—”

[bonkwrites]

cat reader x aizawa and aizawa is super tired from work so he just wants to sleep and so the reader cooks for him and makes him treats for the next day and he is just laying on his back and then the reader suddenly does the baking biscuits thingy cats do to his back fhahhd maybe the reader could be vv small 4’11-5’2 so they have vv small hands and had cat ears and a tail?? sorry its so specific and badly worded n e ways i love your writing 🥺💖💖💖💖💖

I wanna make this a HC bc I am incapable of writing a full blown fic rn but this is so mf cute omFGGGG

this fits decently well with the MHA universe too bc mutants humans exist like spinner whos a fucking teenage mutant ninja turtle SO HEAR ME OUT, PICTURE THIS:

cat-human with a quirk that gives you very good agility and perception. cute ears, ears have piercings, pretty dangly earrings on cute ears. tiny. tiny baby. cute ears. unemployed currently but Aizawa is a pro and a teacher (aka bag: secured).

-cute cat-like bean such as yourself, taking care of ur boyfriend is second nature.

-and by that I mean cute homemade lunches in those little bento box things. (Mic makes fun of him)

-Aizawa usually gets home from work fucking exhausted af, collapses on the couch, and takes a fat nap before dinner. understandable.

-you usually put dinner on and then nap on his back. he’s a space heater.

-tonight, you make treats. cupcakes. cookies. it’s one of his students birthdays. they deserve it for working hard.

-you put the cookies in the oven and make way to your usual spot, straddling his back, ready to nap with him for fifteen minutes.

-you knead ur little fucking hands (SO. DAMN. CUTE.) on his back and he just groans because DaMn that’s nice.

-he’s got so many knots in his shoulders. is he not sleeping well? you should get a new mattress. new sheets. new mattress. better sleep.

-Aizawa can fuck you into the new mattress to break it in. These are all good points.

- ‘kitten...’ normally, from anyone else, that nickname makes your bristle but hearing it come from him makes you wanna kiss him until he can’t breathe.

-you do eventually end up kissing him, when he turns you over and pulls you into his lap. he’s so strong. when had he gotten so strong?

-the timer goes off just as he’s sneaking his hands under your skirt and you gasp, jumping off of his lap.

-‘my cookies!!’

This was cute, very cute. Thanks for sending this in, I needed some cute in my day.

[miyaniacs]

Ok so it’s my baby’s birthday soooo

@kageyamasbraincell  HAPPY BIRTHDAY  !!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ can’t wait to see you in a month ( fml it’s still a month ).

I love you sooo much. My special bokutobitch-bean™️, my TRIPLE 🅱️

I clearly lost any track and time on who’s your boo rn so I took Osamu ☀️ (I mean you’re simping for everyone either way)

Birthday mornings with Osamu

You wake up by something warm and fluffy on your face. Opening your eyes you're greeted  with the bright blue ones of your cat. “MIAUUUU” your cat Simba yells in your face. “Good morning to you too.” You groan and turn to the side to cuddle up to your boyfriend - but your face is met with the mattress. Well...he’s probably just in the bathroom and be back in a few minutes. About 10 minutes later he’s still not back, so you get up and start looking for him. Bathroom - no Osamu. Living-room - no Osamu. Kitchen - no Osa- you stop in your tracks as you see how messed up your kitchen is. There’s flour everywhere. You sigh and turn around to go back to bed when you see Simba on the kitchen table destroying the ribbons of two presents laying there. You’re about to put Simba in your arms as you hear the front door opening. The footsteps get closer to the kitchen and you hear some mumbling. You turn around, jut to be greeted by the sight of your boyfriend with a big paper bag in his arm, the keys in his hand and a big colourful bouquet in his other hand. His eyes wide open when he sees you standing there. “No. Go back to bed. You’re not supposed to be here.” He panics. He sets down the bag and the flowers and shoves you out of the room and back to your bed. “I - Osamu - “ you begin confused as fuck on what is happening right now. “No. stay here until I come to get you baby!” and he closes the door. You sigh and fall back in the bed.

Again you feel something on your face and you open your eyes again. Now you're met with the beautiful eyes of Osamu. He smiles down at you “Happy Birthday love.” he smiles and his thumb stokes over your cheek, while he leans downing kissing you gently. “Can I now go into the kitchen?” you ask and rub the sleep out of your eyes. “Yes sure - Sorry for that.” he awkwardly scratches his neck. He takes your hand in his and leads you to the kitchen. He stops to put his hands over your eyes, before you can enter the kitchen. “Osamuuu” you try to act annoyed but fail and start to laugh. “No. No complaining. Now take a step - good - and another... and the last one.” he puts his hands off your eyes and you look around the - now perfectly clean- kitchen. On the table next to the presets is the bouquet, Simba sitting next to it. There’re two sets of plates and cups. The cups already filled with Coffee and orange juice. On a plate in the middle of the table are tones of waffles. Osamu walks over to the fridge, while you walk over to the table. You hear the fridge close and turn around just to be met with a brightly smiling Osamu. His eyes sparkle as he holds out the cake he made for you. “Tadaaa” he smiles proudly. You look at him with big eyes “Can you put down the cake?” he does as you ask and the second he turns back to you, you jump in his arms and wrap yourself around him. He laughs and wraps is arms around you, holding you close. You nuzzle your head in his neck and mumble “thank you’s”. He puts you down and grabs your face is his hands, “No need to thank me baby and again H-A-P-P-Y-B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y.” with every letter he places kisses all over your face, finally kissing your lips after the Y, pulling you into a hug again afterwards. “I’m so happy to have you in my life.” He mumbles into your hair. Osamu pulls away and kisses your forehead. “Let’s eat now, before the waffles get cold.”

[writingforloki]

From Eden - Chapter 1

Chapter 1 - Road trip bonding. 

Pairing: Loki Laufeyson x Reader.

Summary:  An alien group attempts to assassinate Loki, apparently there’s only one way this mission will go down, as a fake couple. The two of you take a sweaty road trip together and you start to realise this mission may be more trying than you thought.

A/N: so that summary sucks but bare with it, this was gonna be a one shot but i’ve decided this story may have potential, who knows, this is just a setting up chapter, more is to come!! pls let me know what you think and if u wanna be tagged hmu x x x 

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Of all the people you could be paired with for this mission, it had to be him. Well more like of all the people Tony could have paired him with, it had to be you. Loki was being watched by a group of aliens that had attempted and were planning to kill him, but the thing was they were laying low, being able to disguise themselves as humans worked very well for them, their attacks were sharp and precise, not giving away any leads as to who they were and why they were attacking him. Well aside from the obvious fact that Loki had made a lot of enemies in his time.

They needed to be drawn out, the team had been able to pinpoint a few clues as to who the attackers were, they just needed more information, nobody wanted a repeat of the past, innocents could not be sacrificed for anyone, especially not Loki. They needed to be drawn out. And that, apparently is where you came in.

The fake dating plan, you and Loki were to play the part of dumb-struck lovers on a get away from the tower, and for some reason Tony and the others decided you would be the only one to fit the role of Loki’s beloved. Not that you had any clue why, and you argued that.

“But why me?” you asked sighing and rubbing a hand down your face before folding your arms across your chest. “All we do is bicker, he tries to wind me up 24/7.” You pout, face probably portraying you as the petulant child you definitely were not acting like.

“Because you actually have some kind of relationship with the guy, you’re the only one he actually interacts with at a believable level!” Tony replied, a smirk threatening to show under his serious expression. He was clearly loving this. 

  So here you were, in a sweaty car in the middle of summer with the most annoying passenger in the world.

“I still don’t see why I couldn’t just teleport us to our location.” he grumbles out, his feet were propped up on the dash and his arms folded across his chest, he was clad in human clothing, black, obviously. “This mortal contraption is greatly flawed not to mention not time efficient.”

“I know Loki you’ve said this a million times but I’ll repeat myself just so you can get it this time-” you open your mouth to speak but he interrupts you before you can get a word out.

“We are to play the foolish lovers who are trying to hide away from the scrutiny of the world, yes I understand the plan, but why wouldn’t I just teleport us to our destination?” He asks gesturing agitatedly with his hands as he spoke.

“Because we want them to know where we are, you know the plan, we want them to be watching us so we can finally pin point who what and where they are so we can, safely, dispose of them, so they can stop, trying to kill my faux beau.” You say the last bit with a sweet smile at Loki, normally you’d do something annoying like boop him on the nose to accentuate your words but you weren’t the best driver, with Tony insisting you get your driver's license only in the past year, so you decide to keep both hands on the wheel.

“And would you look at that, we’re here!” You sigh in relief, you couldn’t wait to get out the car and in to a nice air-conditioned room, Clint had suggested that taking an old banger would make you look like you were actually trying to hide, thus the car had no air-con. You added Clint to the list of people you were going to have to murder one day.

You pulled into the car park of the motel, the sun had started to set and the sky was drowning in orange and pink hues, it was pretty you noted before grabbing the handle to open the car door, but before you could open it Loki’s hand shot out to grab it, successfully keeping it closed.

Your head whipped to the Asgardian and his eyes bore down on you.

“What are you doing?” you ask looking at him weirdly as he was now, weirdly close to you.

“Remember if we want this plan to work, we are lovers now, no sassing me and trying to make me look foolish, stick to the plan and this will be over with in a few days time.” He looked deadly serious as he spoke, his eyes on yours and his voice a sterner version of his usual condescending tone.

You sucked in a breath at his proximity before he pulled back, his trademark mischievous smirk pulling onto his lips before continuing, “And then you can go on to grieve about how much you miss my excellent company.” His hand now on his own handle as he opens the door with vigour.

You watched as he confidently strode in front of the car over to your door, his usual swagger, distinctively his own in his step as he pulled your door open for you and extended a hand for you to grab.

“Come on darling let's get you inside.” his face was a picture of calm and his voice oozed with a charm you’d never heard on him before and your jaw almost hit the floor.

His smile widens as he sees your shock and you decided that two can play at that game, you took his hand and let him pull you out the car smiling happily as you dumped your backpack in his arms before giving him your cutest grin. “Thanks honey!” you said before heading to the reception, only turning back to wink at the bag laden man behind you. This was going to be a long mission, for both of you.

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Pls forgive if there are mistakes, i am one tired bean rn, also when i was proof reading i realised i kept changing tenses bc i am a sleepy dummy so pls forgve again. thank u for reading my dribble. Title is taken from the song From Eden by Hozier, give it a listen, it’s v Loki. xoxo

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