Danny calling John Constantine a “discount, hyped-up voldemort wannabe” and complaining that “at least voldemort didn’t make that much paperwork for the ministry”
A list of why the insult is legit, maybe written by a spite fueled Danny, the soul tax collector, helped by Clockwork who wrote the file he’s getting his info from probably:
British
Magic
Manipulate, Mansplain, Manwhore
Bad habits
Soul splitting (!!!)
Involved in some weird shit
His house could kill you
Tax evasion
Mother dies and father resents him for reasons (in some version, or an orphan at some early point, either way)
Magical, special lineage connected to cunning
Dark arts knowledge
Met a lot of Ghosts but most don’t like him
Dies?
But not really
Many contacts and connections everywhere
Killed people
People die around him (Different things)
Problems with the Government (mood but also >:( )
Grave robbing (implied? it has to have happened, i can’t believe otherwise)
...
You know what, a lot of crime in general, what the heck?
Asshole (should’ve been higher on the list honestly)
Gets a blood transfusion from an enemy and becomes stronger
Protected from mind control (Lucky)
Probably called you-know-who by someone at least once
in the back of the car, vyncent's just sitting there quietly, with a little smile on his face. / i think during this whole... interaction, you see ashe crack a little smile and, like... realize that he's finally woken up.
jocking this from twitter user @/lesbianlector but ohhh god. hoffman shutting his eyes as strahm panics and desperately searches for a way out of his impending death. another instance of him enjoying how brutality feels but hating how brutality looks
[Image Description: A bust drawing of Aiden from Minecraft Story Mode. His outfit is altered slightly, his usual Magnus shirt is replaced with a plain blue T-shirt. He has freckles, piercings, scars, and eyeliner. The piece is signed Ky. /End ID]
My Christmas present to the mcsm fandom: A pretty transmasc who's trying his best to right his wrongs 🫶
(I found a five hour old save to have this done. I had finished the Underdark Quests but this is worth re-doing them for on the newer save. MUAAHAHA INVISIBILITY VISION EVERYONE) @icksludge