#lawyers life

[alocalfrog]

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

[nando161mando]

[danieltlukasik]

10 Quick Self-Care Tips for New Lawyers

This guest blog is written by attorney Joe Milowic, Director of Well-Being and Of Counsel at Quinn Emanuel Urquhart & Sullivan, LLP in New York City. Most of Joe’s advice applies not only to young associates but any lawyer who cares about living a mentally and physically well- balanced life. Joe is also a Founder of the Lawyers Depression Project (LDP), a grassroots project aimed at addressing…

[seamistgale]

Of @ghostreblogging, Where Danny has the same tax evasion skills as his parents. Kind of a coffee shop AU, but well, its gotham.

[zennesaph]

this is how logic chess works right

[kittyoverlord]

"Oh, Your Honor, will you silence this jury?"

Obligitory clip because I work with lawyers and this is hilarious.

Probably a civil suit by the tone but could be criminal negligance charges against Wonka with Paul acting as the defense attorney.

@heygirlyyyyy knows what i'm talking about lol

[imreallyonthishellsite]

this not who is the best lawyer, just a who do you want in court with you and just know you'll still probably go to jail despite your efforts, have fun☺️

[ariaste]

Me: [sees everyone talking about how Assad Zaman was "literally" coming up with RPF about himself and Eric Bogosian in an interview]

Me: ah, fandom's doing its little "interpret an innocent comment in Some Kind Of Way" thing again, let's go find the video and do our own critical thinking about what was actually said here--

Assad: What would happen if I said-- [words that cannot be interpreted as anything but RPF fanfic]

Me:

Me: ok fandom gets a pass on this one actually

[sorrowcure]

Wish I could blink gone my tears, lads

[mizgnomer]

Lying Down on the Job - Part Two

I've been meaning to do a second part to this set for ages - the time has finally come.

[fall-out-boytoy]

will wood is like [piano intro] [great dance beat] [sample from moderately famous tv show/movie] [very catchy melody but if you look at the lyrics he is listing the DSM in alphabetical order] [saxophone] [one-liner that strikes you dead] [guttural screaming] [spoken word, listing the DSM in reverse alphabetical order] [the worst sensory sound you've ever heard in your goddamn life, repeated four times, makes you violently stim] and the song is called something like Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer’s Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus)

[tiger-grace]

watching saiki k is essentially watching a character who absolutely hates slice of life stories and is doomed to forever be stuck in one

[sully-s]

Lawyer Boys Doodles

[doydoune]

it's the year of our lord 2023 and I'm only now learning about Phoenix's and Maya's baker era

pov: you're living your best life making bread and a Lego figurine bursts into your bakery and now you have to prevent a girl from being burned alive as a witch

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

ProPublica and the DNC genuinely think you are so stupid that you can't tell the difference between an abortion and a miscarriage.

fortunately, every single state with an abortion regulation differentiates between those two things in the law. you can find the law, read it, and understand it in the space of 5 to 10 minutes. so can every single doctor in this country.

every woman who has died at the hands of a hospital because they withheld miscarriage care from her was a victim of either incompetence or malice.

not the law.

[cryptiqish]

“white boy of the month is a middle aged french leftist catboy” feels like one of you guys made it up but no. here we are