#lawwwwwwd

[kulemii]

KYLIE JENNER IS DATING TIMOTHEE SHABLADOO?!?!?!??!

[frenchkisstheabyss]

Bless you for posting these 😭💖

Shownu Appreciation Post #1/??

I have way more then ten of these but I'm on my phone- (Part 2)

[blueparadis]

the freak in laios has been howling at me for a while now.

[screampied]

jjk men thoughts on fem reader w acrylic nails? i js know some of them would go CRAZY imagining how they would look like wrapped around their dick lawwwwwwd 🤭

OOOOOOO

gojo would love your acrylic nails. he’s a fucking freak, he likes having you scratch down his back with them. he likes showing them off too. and he loves seeing you wrap them around his dick, he thinks it’s so pretty. he pays for them all the time and seeing you wrap it around his shaft is his favorite part 😞

toji finds it sexy, it’d be his suggestion for you to get your nails done just so you can stroke him off. he thinks that’s the whole purpose of acrylic nails anyway 🧍🏽‍♀️loves to also be coated with scratch marks all over his body. makes sure you stare into his eyes while you’re stroking him with your nails too

choso would be soooo embarrassed. you ask him you wanna show of your nails n he’s like “okay!” but he doesn’t think you mean in that way. the first thing he does is compliment your pretty nails, takes you to all your appointments and even helps you pick out the color

geto and nanami would probably have the same reaction i feel like 🙏 they’d find your nails so pretty wrapping around their dick, though they’d get a bit flustered

[quaggled-mireclops-posting]

You.

「@quaggled-mireclops-posting」

You. You Look Familiar. What are You?

[sea-lanterns]

Oh lawwwwwwd that Beidou fic 😫

I never understood the "slasher fetish" some people have until now -

It’s only hot when they don’t hurt you and protect you like you’re the most precious thing in the world 🥺

Something about giant, insane, slasher women who would brutally kill everyone (except you) is just really endearing to me. Maybe it’s because it’s that feeling of being protected by a giant guard dog, but to have someone so dangerous be so gentle with you —and only you— is just really sweet <3

[destinyc1020]

This is crazy https://twitter.com/tim_nicolai/status/1639785028711329792?s=46&t=5_pzuqXpFzlWddElRsLNDw

😳😳🤯🥴😱😤

Oh lawwwwwwd..... why do I feel like stuff is about to hit the fan? 👀

[viasdreams]

spokesperson for #renjunnation back again … i reread it and tbh it should have been me homie hopping to julie thats my wife

yea and i would too🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

like LAWWWWWWD shes gorgeous😣😣

[cutneteel]

It’s been so long lawwwwwwd

[findingnemosworld]

xabi alonso with man utd fan reader who refuses to support liverpool (she supports xabi tho) she wears a ronaldo jersey to the match liverpool end up getting an easy win over man utd with xabi scoring the winner making it 3 - 0 he’s all cocky about it takes reader home and shows her who she belongs to (in a smutty way)

bonus: “ querida, can you feel it? can you feel how deep im inside of you? ” *puts hand on abdomen and presses it lightly* “ let’s see who’s name you scream when i fuck you dumb, querida. ” “ you would look better with an alonso 14 jersey rather than a ronaldo 7 jersey. ”

lawwwwwwd the way I can visualize it ... xabi is like, yep I fucked yourteam, and now you 😮‍💨

[poetmellifluou-s]

That scene where he finds her in the aftermath of battle in the film.... lawd. Lawwwwwwd that tears my heart in two every time. 🥲

I do love that in Rohan culture, it seems that it's the custom for men to go out and fight and die heroically, and for women to honour their sacrifice by crying over their bodies or at their funerals. The men are to be brave, the woman to be loving. The men are to do great things. The women are to remember.

But in the film, whereas Eowyn's most iconic moment is her slaying of the Witch King, a great, heroic deed that cements her place in history, Eomer's most iconic moment is (arguably) his guttural scream when he sees Eowyn dead on the ground, dropping to his knees and cradling her to his chest.

Not only is Eowyn's most iconic moment a scene in which she takes on, by her culture's definition, the man's role, the most important role of a man, to die heroically, Eomer's most iconic moment is when he takes on the "woman's" role, to grieve.

I do love his "Death!" charge in the books so much, but because of this parallel between the siblings, I also love the film version where there is no battle for him to fight, no justice for him to wreak, there's nothing for him to do but cradle Eowyn to his chest and rock her back and forth.

[bogards]

I'm getting sleepy as hell lawwwwwwd the sleep gon hit

[stanspoofball]

o lawwwwwwd

insight'n'info from my most recent anon. as the kiddies say, what the fucknuggets, amirite?

[montysjourney]

Lawwwwwwd my voice has finally started calming tf down lol I can actually sing without it cracking every other note

[w--nder]

MY LAWWWWWWD MANFSFHSDFHAFBAFSSF sorry ahem ahem thank you I accept this so graciously and politely actually

New boy- bundle just dropped (+ mini molly)