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#the adventures of lil shitpeta + equihiss#shitpeta#lil shitpeta#jim rando#jim#equihiss#death#vim rando#vim#tim#tim rando#pawlix#a fish#fish#coprezi#tambarina jojinjo#tambarina#poncho#golashes#ponchos hot older sister golashes#splajoneo#secretary#randy#randy from notascamcorp#pterifying#gaynaya#alien#lawn aliens
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Sabine adores the grumpy alien currently trying to have a relaxing holiday here.
Alien considering phoning home already.
#Emphasis on Trying. Bc this holiday would be a lot more chill if some baby creatures developed their understanding of personal space#They do actually enjoy eachothers company though. Little miss alien is around 9 or 10yo I think tho??#So yelling at the kids (Rosie and sabine) to get off her lawn (out of her face) is perfectly valid#Pupdate (puppy update)#Rosie used to sit/lie just like this on the sofa when she was this small above my sweet baby belle!!! My heart is going to explode
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look at this silly little guy
he look so happy
little nose arms for eating
#silly little guy#alien biospheres#this thing will eat all the trees and ferns in your lawn if you let it#also probably any mold it sees
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I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ALIEN STAGE I JUST THOUGHT THE DESIGN LOOKED COOL 👍
U can read the tags if u wanna it's not that important
#hunter x hunter#hxh#gon freecss#hunter x hunter fanart#killugon#gon hxh#hxh fanart#hxh 2011#killua zoldyck#gon freecs#gon fanart#gon#guys i know nothing about alien stage please have mercy on me ; ;#hxh killua#killua#alien stage au#uhhh what else#GON WITH HIS HAIR DOWN 💪#lets be honest with ourselves he looks horrible with that lawn mower hair cut
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i think chloe adds little doodles to her notes. even if she's older, working on actual engineering endeavors, she's sketching small concept art schematics or little aliens in the notes. she is paying attention, though, so she's drawing them after she's done listening. (also, her handwriting gets messier when she's older, too. she lets one word bleed into the next, and it looks like advanced cursive without any spaces. she can thoroughly read what she wrote until she's tired and squinting at the page, wondering why she didn't type it up beforehand.)
#chloe#photo for reference also because it's my favorite image from her campster#i think her parents are really supportive of her 'alien ways' even if they don't fully understand everything she does#her mom worries a little more than her dad but is fully in her corner (even when chloe is firing bottle rockets off the lawn)#(then her mom has to ask her to please stop firing off bottle rockets from the lawn)#(they keep going into the street and other lawns and one time she broke a window)
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watching clips of the transformers movies and listen i Get why ppl aren't the biggest fans of the bayverse films. but also. kicks my little feet
#jackals barks#ship: king with no crown#he is such a fuckin CREATURE !!#also 'give me the allspark and you may live to be my pet' im sit. im sat. ive folded like a cheap lawn chair#aliens ever invade and i am just Fucked if theyre like 'this one is gonna be my pet now 😌' like id just sit there goin 🥺🥺 me??
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the fact i didnt know u liked touchstarved or alien stage makes me want to kms this is the end of me no more alexis
DUDE HOLD IT 😭 tbf i don’t talk about them that often and alien stage rounds have weeks before them so i suffer in silence 💔
#imessage: alexis 🪶#also alien stage is the sort of thing i gatekeep bc have u seen the shit on tiktok w new ivantill fans#they make my blood boil like GET OFF MY LAWN‼️#i’m talking abt the annoying ones who don’t bother understanding the lore of alnst and ivantill’s separate characters btw#every other genuine alnst enjoyer gets a smooch from me xoxo
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like I'm serious, maybe I'm just misinterpreting twitter discourse(tm) or I'm getting mad about an issue that doesn't exist. or maybe I'm wrong! idk. but I see it everywhere and I see it more and more. 'talking to friends is forcing them to do emotional labor' 'don't ask for help hire a professional' 'don't ask friends to help you move out as an adult' do people act like this in real life. I hate it here
#misc.txt#a rare occasion of me getting on a soapbox and ranting#like.. healthy boundaries are a good thing. I'm not saying you have to be able to do everything all the time for everyone.#bc you don't. that's absurd and you will burn out very quickly#but#I'm not kidding when I say that I think this idea of keeping friends at arms length and seeing platonic relationships as#easily discarded or not worth much or not a commitment#kills people. 'talking to your friends is forcing them to do emotional labor!1!!!1!1' and you ask why ppl are chronically lonely.#we're not fucking business partners we're friends. and I say this even as someone who has no idea how to express affection#my love language is coming to your house and weeding your lawn or driving you to the doctor or whatever. be there for each other#put some effort into other people. let them put effort into you. support and be supported. etc. stop with the culture of alienation ffs.#what is even the point if nobody means anything to each other
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Legs are so funny like they just go ANYWHERE
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i don't think ive ever had a dream so consistent and unwilling to timeskip before
#i was 'playing as' Ranma Saotome#pretending to sleep as they were kidnapped by two schmucks (who may or may not have been aliens)#and meanwhile Not Letting Go of something very important (my kindle? at least in shape)#so i was just Vibing as the schmucks slowly dragged Ranma across the lawn and parking lot of my childhood church#and when i say slowly i mean they moved them like a foot at a time and then had to take a break#then they loaded them into a SUV or van with a while bunch of for sure aliens#and flew it away past a bunch of Ranma's classmates including Akane (but no other characters) who definitely knew they had a plan#and then it flew over to an abandoned box store (it was a specific one but i don't remember which) where the aliens were hosting a game show#and then we hopped out of the back of the vehicle onto a weird architectural element and chilled up there#like usual weird dream stuff the unusual part was the being dragged across the lawn#where it was super consistent about where on the lawn we were and didn't skip any of it
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Invader Zim concept art was like crack to me when I was younger. Specifically stuff about their technology.
#with any alien based media i am drawn to the tech like a moth to the flame#same goes for Gem tech from SU and lilo and stitch#a stupider example are the alien mech suits from chicken little#i like when they turn into flying lawn mowers
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chronic depression never ceases to amaze me because i've felt like absolute rotten garbage for months but in a Too Busy To Have Actual Feelings Besides Rage kind of way that just sort of bleeds into everything, then i get a job in the city this week where i've worked before and really enjoy but i today went for my usual walk and suddenly the feelings of nothingness were more stark and apparent than they've been in a while and made me realize yeah i guess i really am in the midst of a Bad Time lol
#didnt even smile at the house that turned every inch of lawn into a garden. thats how i knew :(#every time i make headway with my savings some bullshit happens to make me start over & it honestly feels really hopeless lately#being alive is so fucking expensive. even if i moved back to the midwest shit is still ludicrous there too#i've alienated almost every person in my life who cares about me with my foul mood and killjoy politics so that definitely doesnt help :/#which i mean i aint stopping being pissed off and political lol but i have been feeling the loneliness#blah blah some platitude about standing for something even if you stand alone blah#if i could at least get out of nimby island/harbor it would change a lot but refer to point above about everything being expensive#kinda wish my college that recently barely avoided closing had closed so i could more easily lie about graduating on my job resumes 💀
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Bitch I hope grey aliens come and walk around on your lawn in the dark and make your censor light come on and the ring camera record them looking into it with their huuuge eye
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imagine we finally undeniably make contact with aliens, like they land on the white house lawn and walk out of their spaceship in front of news cameras and thousands of people, but they all look slightly uneasy as they get their first proper look at humans in the flesh. one of them starts saying something that sounds like "nänga hūlu?" before the alien next to them shoots them a glare and shushes them. everything goes fine after that, they meet the president and solve world hunger and cure cancer, whatever.
a decade later you're on the first cultural exchange mission back to their home planet. they land you in a field so you can get an appreciation for the local wildlife and you're taking it all in with childlike wonder: the bright purple "grass", the "trees" resembling fungi... suddenly you notice an animal emerge from the forest that looks like a cross between a bison and a sea slug. you ask your alien tour guide what it's called. they look extremely nervous and use their translator to say "well in our tongue we would call it a 'nänga', but it's actually extremely dangerous and you shouldn't be that close to it," and they start trying to escort you away and divert your attention. but before they can, the nänga rolls over to reveal what is unmistakeably its genitals, and they look exactly like a scaled-down human, down to the fingers and toes
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I never understood why human beings care so much about morality it's like that stupid thing thay Always talk about Called : Love
( Warning : Extremely Long Post )
I often see people who have a moral compass or Can Feel Love as mentally ill.
but these people always put the point to finger to anyone who doesn't have these God damn things to being mentally ill.
I very much hate the human race and I wish I could get away from them I don't think my spirit will find a way from them & All their religions are completely and absolutely fucking bullshit.
this isn't to say the deities aren't real, just because part of your religion tells the truth doesn't mean your entire religion is the truth.
I very much hate the human race I hate all Humanity and I hate the entirety of the human spirit.
I really hope one day I can escape Humanity, the universe is not a moral Place that's man-made fiction has literally fixing created by the human race to believe that the greatest the greatest the more higher up you are in the universe the more moral you are human beings invented morals.
ever wonder why most you ever hear about all the most alien inductions are either evil or neutral ever realize that ever realized that shit that almost all the aliens that come causing with human beings are the most immoral motherfuckers in existence.
There's A Reason For That.
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Human Being's invented morals and they look towards the universe and expect them human beings expect something they fucking invented.
Human's, Got so normalized in the human world in the human race if they look to the universe to be everything like their normal with and comfortable with their culture in the world and their religions and what they're used to they expect the university be the same but it's absolutely nothing what they expect.
human beings are literally alien to the universe and the rest of existence.
human beings haven't caught on they can't catch on because of intellectual, limitation.
and many people don't want to know most people don't want to accept the fact that their human ways are not the ways of the universe.
I always look to human beings and they're stupid fucking feelings is mental illnesses human beings are truly a flawed and utterly inferior species they're an inferior clade, they're an inferior race or an inferior everything that is a worthless pile of shit and I know you're the ones reading this.
you can't upgrade the humans you can't fix the humans you can't fix the women oh God no they're two narcissistic and hypersensive for you to make any adjustments or changes.
and the men are too God damn hard-headed and fucking stupid, these stupid motherfuckers want to fix you ?
🤨 ?
if you say 2+2 equals 4 and they don't like that they'll find a way to get you to say five even if they have to threaten you
A lot of their women are the same goddamn way also a Got to be careful how much I talk about them because they're women are unbelievably fucking sensitive they're women having sensitivity level that I don't think scientists can fucking measure.
This is why I call the human women a walking nerve and I call the human man a walking Stone.
the women are about as sensitive and chaotic and erratic is lightning and the men are basically Made of Stone they got a head like a rock they got a Heart Like a Stone yet they got muscles like Stone.
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the women are made of lightning which makes them so unstable and frightening and the men are made of Stone.
trying to encourage a human being to go against their idiotic fucking ways and turning on them goes against goes against their programming of morals and keep in mind that Extinction is the rule in the universe and human beings are bent on them and they're stupid fucking morals trying to get them to understand that their morals are we're going to get them driven to Extinction, it's so difficult that the morals in them are so God damn strong they won't tolerate anything that doesn't agree with it.
trying to get human beings to go against their moral code the moral ways or moral everything well if you uninstall if you uninstall Morality In a human being to become a Supreme Being of the universe.
if unlimited movies and video games and comics and religions and culture and old storytell to explain to them why they need morals and you have unlimited social media ass with unlimited fucking terms of service and Community guidelines against everything immoral and it's just fucking Madness, it's God damn insanity.
where I come from in our goddamn planet we didn't have any morals and we became Supreme beings of the universe, also known as insectoids also known as fairies.
we were a superior clade, insectoids arthropods we became so high in the universe so Almighty and it all came to an end when they when the mantises sin against Goddess Titania and They blew the world up and then a few of the dumbasses in space thay accidentally attracted aliens to our planet that wiped us out and forced us off our planet.
( The Goddess is always told us to stay away from science, with religion was our science science on his own is pure profane and drives away from all reality of lying to you making you think you're learning reality it's a false Enlightenment it's a false truth and it's literally false knowledge and what knowledge is real is Really Shallow )
They forced us into an alien world into an alien agenda and the Grays necromancer Spirits into a hybrid agenda forced us into these bodies forced us to wait for all this shit they told us it was going to happen and they haven't yet been able to conquer the world in their so-called alien Invasion that they told us all about 32 years ago.
I want to go back home, and the little gray bastar'd say this is our home now, and I live in a time period when the world is coming to an end there's humans civilization is crashing in all directions, everything that can go wrong, is going wrong and you have always people in the background sabotaging and destroying everything of human civilization yet they're not able to get rid of the most important thing : the fucking human !
birth rate is plummeting even though they ( they who work in the background of the world ) filled the world with poison lies and bullshit and drama.
Meanwhile, I'm just trying to looking for another one of my mother fucking people and I'm not going to be able to find one of them until war in the human race and human's Goes extinct after The Goddamn War.
( 🧚🏻♀️ <- Humanoid insectoid Soul )
if the war even happens ?
( 🧚🏻♂️ <- Humanoid insectoid Soul )
I know I made it incredibly long fucking post, I don't give a fuck I deep down don't give a fuck.
🙁/😡
I've gone very deep in length explaining how much I hate this planet how poison and fucked up it really is.
I said it on many channels on the internet I talked about it at Great length nobody wanted to listen humans are stupid fucking creatures and I bet they judge me to get so it's impossible to give knowledge to a human being.
the judgment set system is so overwhelmingly flawed that this to give this stupid fucking creature any knowledge is impossible to get past their sensors and is impossible to get past their filters they don't that that they're all closed-minded retards.
most of you human beings are closed-minded retards you're so close mine at your fucking retarded.
And, There's no intellectual hope for you.
The human beings are quick to judge every God damn thing is a mental illness a moral problem or some God damn crime you dumb fuck is so wrapped up in your God damn orderly fucking way you forget to live your life you've taken away all goddamn freedom to believe that all these rules give you purpose and they give you nothing but limitations.
mental illness doesn't exist. ( Despite Saying over and over again I know I said morals are a mental illness but I had to find some way to Explain it )
morals are fucking bullshit.
Law's are just rules made by other fools and they're in Enforced by Brutes.
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Human beings are also something really alien besides or toxic or they have around them that's super poison we get too fucking close, Toxic Aura ! ! !
Human beings are something called monogamous but I come from and we don't do monogamy also why come from men don't rule the world women do when I come from the whole world is femdom we have queens that earn their way to Queendom, some asshole doesn't just inherits the throne, nobody inherits shit
There's a brutal fucking slaughter for the throne and men are not allowed to have any Authority
The women the alpha females only slaughter each other for the throne Fairy Land, The Real Fairyland is more brutal and more dark than Mortal Kombat
( Might Make Right, Law Of The Jungle, Honor Among Thieves, Are Active All The Time and the honor among these part means you're Hive ! )
The Real Fairyland is so God damn violent and bloody and brutal it makes Mortal Kombat look extremely family friendly
😐 - not joking.
do you ever understand that the universe is an extremely violent place and that war is a constant throughout the Universe ?
This is a big reason why I look at human beings & there moral system and I think of them as the dumbest piece of shit on top of everything else that makes them dumb.
I try to help your fucking family out you know the entirety of the human race I try to get them to learn but I couldn't get past all their sensors and their fucking Jammers and their goddamn motherfucking filter system I couldn't get past the judgment system ?
every time I try to upgrade the fucking thing it blocked the fucking software and metaphorical term.
my every action was a failure cuz I don't think I was faded to healthy stupid creatures called the human race I try to do a lot of God damn good but all my good was in vain.
nothing I did mattered.
it was as if I didn't even exist ?
it doesn't really bother me you're supposed to go extinct anyway or maybe not maybe the Gray's fuck up and fail the agenda like I told me there going to and it pissed them all off through 32 years ago intensely and maybe, maybe all of us hybrids wherever, the fuck the rest of my people are
maybe we all just go extinct maybe all the religions in the world of bullshit human beings don't actually go extinct even though they deeply deeply deeply deserve it cuz there's spiritually retarded.
human beings are propane insane motherfucking shit stains.
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everyone else at the mass the mass amount of human beings around the world are spiritually blind and spiritually numb and spiritually dumb
you can't get to know open up the fucking anything ?
they have no love for their fucking world I mean that term metaphorically they have no goddamn care for the world they treat their planet like shit we did the opposite we treat our planet extremely fucking good we kept our entire planet this by all the chaos and the violence and the wars from the from the multiple hives
We kept our world so God damn pristine that our planet literally made gems look ugly
there was no shorts of upgrades we gave to our planet and we lost it all because a few of us sinned
That's, how bad Sin really is, Sin to the most horrible thing in existence anyone ever tells that God can forgive your fucking sin that's complete bullshit Sin is the most disgusting vile destructive thing in the universe.
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and you're probably thinking that you're afraid to commit sins that makes you moral
No !
That makes you spiritually intelligent spiritually responsible.
a dog ripping a rabbit apart is immoral
a bird eating a worm is immoral
a fungus that grows on ant 🐜 and turns it into a zombie is deeply immoral
a God that's Smite's, People whatever the fuck he wants to is immoral
the fact that you step on ants that were living their life and you didn't even know them where there was immoral
the fact that you kill animals so that you can eat and you don't care that they're they're whole purpose of being grown in a factory somewhere so they can live their lives painful misery in fear in terror and as they get literally they grow up just to be slaughter and some factory farm somewhere in a little cage or they're probably abuse and mistread and give it horrible food in a cold miserable fucking place just to be ripped apart and sold for like a 50 to 75 dollars at a Supermarket Somewhere so you can turn them into literal Turd's, is So Extremely fucking immoral !!!!!
But, you're just fine with that aren't you ?
you don't care immorality serves you ?
😡 - See !
Morality is Bullshit !
and you try to turn to that vegan vegetarian bullshit keep in mind that plants have feelings plants scream when they're touch and plants are alive ever hear about the wood Wide Web !?
plants are alive !
it's fucking impossible not to be immoral in their everyday life.
just living life is immoral.
did I mention all the microscopic creatures are killing all the fucking time you're not even aware of them ?
Oh ! how could God forgive you for all the animals you killed bugs counts as animals you killed so many bugs throughout your life you had so many animals slaughter the factory farming just so you can turn them into shit and live your mediocre miserable fucking life !
How Could God fucking forgive you ?
and before you go and say some bullshit like animals don't have souls which is a fucking lie you tell yourself to make yourself feel better, numerous times people people that go on Ghost hunters I've heard ghost dogs bark at them, they seen Shadow cats zip around the corner and disappear.
people seeing ghost birds tweet in a fucking Tree in another goddamn night and they suddenly don't exist.
Ever kill a whole bunch of fucking Ant's and suddenly see if a swiggling about and they kind of fade in and out of existence ?
All life has a soul to it.
And Morality is Bullshit.
#Long Post#Black Pill#Dark#Truth#Morality#Nature#Lawn#Universe#Red Pill#True#Fae#Alien#Space#tldr#Garden#Plant#Moss#Plant's#Rant
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