#lawn aliens

[lilshitpeta]

[satans-knitwear]

Sabine adores the grumpy alien currently trying to have a relaxing holiday here.

Alien considering phoning home already.

[manorinthewoods]

look at this silly little guy

he look so happy

little nose arms for eating

[acatalepsy6]

These is the template I used, and the reference .

I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ALIEN STAGE I JUST THOUGHT THE DESIGN LOOKED COOL 👍

U can read the tags if u wanna it's not that important

[mirchloe]

i think chloe adds little doodles to her notes. even if she's older, working on actual engineering endeavors, she's sketching small concept art schematics or little aliens in the notes. she is paying attention, though, so she's drawing them after she's done listening. (also, her handwriting gets messier when she's older, too. she lets one word bleed into the next, and it looks like advanced cursive without any spaces. she can thoroughly read what she wrote until she's tired and squinting at the page, wondering why she didn't type it up beforehand.)

[jackals-ships]

watching clips of the transformers movies and listen i Get why ppl aren't the biggest fans of the bayverse films. but also. kicks my little feet

[trappolia]

the fact i didnt know u liked touchstarved or alien stage makes me want to kms this is the end of me no more alexis

DUDE HOLD IT 😭 tbf i don’t talk about them that often and alien stage rounds have weeks before them so i suffer in silence 💔

[v-iv-rusty]

like I'm serious, maybe I'm just misinterpreting twitter discourse(tm) or I'm getting mad about an issue that doesn't exist. or maybe I'm wrong! idk. but I see it everywhere and I see it more and more. 'talking to friends is forcing them to do emotional labor' 'don't ask for help hire a professional' 'don't ask friends to help you move out as an adult' do people act like this in real life. I hate it here

[gray-tea]

Legs are so funny like they just go ANYWHERE

[cozybearz]

this applies to just abt anywhere in the US but i think its especially poignant for me abt oklahoma just because i did not like it there most of the time, im just very aware that a lot of what i don’t like about it was forced on the land and it makes me sad for it. i wish i could see it as it wants to be

[lilshitpeta]

[foxoftheasterisk]

i don't think ive ever had a dream so consistent and unwilling to timeskip before

[melon-colli]

Invader Zim concept art was like crack to me when I was younger. Specifically stuff about their technology.

[comradecowplant]

chronic depression never ceases to amaze me because i've felt like absolute rotten garbage for months but in a Too Busy To Have Actual Feelings Besides Rage kind of way that just sort of bleeds into everything, then i get a job in the city this week where i've worked before and really enjoy but i today went for my usual walk and suddenly the feelings of nothingness were more stark and apparent than they've been in a while and made me realize yeah i guess i really am in the midst of a Bad Time lol

[auckie]

Bitch I hope grey aliens come and walk around on your lawn in the dark and make your censor light come on and the ring camera record them looking into it with their huuuge eye

[sexhaver]

imagine we finally undeniably make contact with aliens, like they land on the white house lawn and walk out of their spaceship in front of news cameras and thousands of people, but they all look slightly uneasy as they get their first proper look at humans in the flesh. one of them starts saying something that sounds like "nänga hūlu?" before the alien next to them shoots them a glare and shushes them. everything goes fine after that, they meet the president and solve world hunger and cure cancer, whatever.

a decade later you're on the first cultural exchange mission back to their home planet. they land you in a field so you can get an appreciation for the local wildlife and you're taking it all in with childlike wonder: the bright purple "grass", the "trees" resembling fungi... suddenly you notice an animal emerge from the forest that looks like a cross between a bison and a sea slug. you ask your alien tour guide what it's called. they look extremely nervous and use their translator to say "well in our tongue we would call it a 'nänga', but it's actually extremely dangerous and you shouldn't be that close to it," and they start trying to escort you away and divert your attention. but before they can, the nänga rolls over to reveal what is unmistakeably its genitals, and they look exactly like a scaled-down human, down to the fingers and toes