#laura bush

[presidentialconfessions]

throwback to that one time where me and my friends wrote the most batshit insane story where hillary became president and everything seemed to be going pretty well and she even got a 2nd term. but then in her second term it was revealed her male secretary was eating her out under the desk this whole time 😭 and no one knew about it not even bill 😭😭😭 and it was revealed her being president was all some sort of elaborate scheme to get back on bill for the lewinsky scandal 😭😭😭😭 this was all revealed in an oval office address where she looked straight in the camera and she even addressed bill directly and told her she was getting a divorce 😭

and bro bill was fucking heartbroken like he was legit depressed 😭 people called out the hypocrisy with the lewinsky thing but bill responded that hillary knew about the lewinsky thing and that bill still loved hillary and hillary didn't reciprocate anymore 😭😭 hes like legit depressed and tries to kill himself?????? thankfully james cordon himself came to stop bill for some reason and they did carpool karaoke. james cordon then reveals hes running as the new british prime minister for some reason. james cordon then introduces bill clinton to king charles and they become besties (and maybe even more...)

also in this universe dick cheney comes out as aroace and says that 'he has no love in his heart' and everyone is suprisingly supportive. trump also casually dropped on twitter that he fucked laura bush one time in college and then george bush himself apparently breaks into trump's house to shoot him with his gun. also obama promotes a palestinean go fund me on his twitter and suddenly zionism is destroyed so that's good.

10/10 story maybe ill link it

Interesting story but you know I can't turn this into an image.

[rex-and-regina]

I was looking at photos of Charles and Camilla's November 2005 visit to the US and I'm sorry but this photo of Camilla and First Lady Laura Bush is sending me 😭💀

[politicalrpf]

2009 George W. Bush political cartoon by Garrick Tremain.

[todaysdocument]

Mrs. Laura Bush meets the Westminster Kennel Club's 2008 Best in Show Winner, Uno, in the East Room on May 5, 2008. 

Collection GWB-WHPO: Records of the White House Photo Office (George W. Bush Administration)

Series: Photographs Related to the George W. Bush Administration

Image description: Uno, a brown-and-white beagle, lies on a table covered in white fabric, with one paw over the edge of the table. He is looking at Mrs. Laura Bush, who is seated on a nearby chair and smiling. In the background is a dark gold curtain and pink flowers. 

[blackpilledkremlintsarina5294]

George W. Bush was the only American president to join Putin in Moscow to celebrate Victory Day. Too bad Bush was for NATO expansion during his presidency, and supports Ukraine today.

Джордж Буш был единственным американским президентом, ко��орый присоединился к Путину в Москве, чтобы отпраздновать День Победы. Очень жаль, что Буш был за расширение НАТО во время своего президентства, а сегодня поддерживает Украину.

[stastrodome]

Fun Facts. 100% verified.

The first Ted Talk was an hour long lecture called Why I Have No Friends.

In Switzerland, Swiss cheese is called "Colorado Surprise".

Former first lady Laura Bush's go-to karaoke song is Lizzo's Juice.

California's "Eureka" is the only one word state motto, except for a brief time in 1980s when the motto of New Jersey was "Gravy".

In Charles Dickens first draft of A Christmas Carol, Scrooge's visions were the result of having eaten bad oysters at an office party.

[imkeepinit]

[fifihunterbakariafrocentric]

Kim Sofia Novak Ben TCM

[stephzuniga]

Just normal Chocolate Chip.

Last week I made Chocolate Chip Cookies. You know the ones. The boring, old favorites that have the recipe on the back of the bag of chocolate chips. Tollhouse chocolate chips if you grew up in the US, no idea what recipe is on the back of the Australian chocolate chip packages because I didn’t make those. I made Toll House Chocolate Chip Cookies (minus the nuts of course!) and they were lovely.…

[littletroubledgrrrl]

I found a woman online who made a list of things she misses from the past---be it pop culture or in general---and she said she misses talk shows like Jenny Jones, Ricki Lake and Sally Jesse Raphael.

I wonder if she misses those horrible, problematic out of control teen episodes of Jenny Jones----some of those episodes teetered on child pornography and were downright appalling and sickening to watch.

The gif I got this from was a "Mad TV" skit parodying Jenny Jones' talk show---those women are meant to be George W. Bush's daughters.

[ivovynckier]

Does the librarian Laura Bush, née Laura Welch, have a message for her book-banning friends?

[beautiesofbygoneeras]

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Laura Bennett Doone is an American-born Penthouse model born on October 19, 1952 in Phoenix, Arizona. During her modeling career, she was sometimes credited as Laura Doone. She was chosen as Penthouse Pet of the Month in October 1974 and Pet of the Year 1976.

[republicanidiots]

It’s not black, navy or grey. It’s all those colors. Which means it’s NOT black. That color mixture combined with the nubby texture make it suitable for a trip to court to watch your husband’s trial NOT a funeral. Especially this one. Because Melania has a history of using her clothes to make statements, I believe this was disrespectful and intentionally so. Note that every other First is dressed appropriately.

What do you notice about Melania Trump during this memorial service for former First Lady Rosalynn Carter?

[politicalrpf]

[bruciemilf]

Firmly convinced that Scott makes the kids call Logan when he leaves the team for the 28273th time and he comes running at full speed like that cat mama video

[mythwoven]

"What kind of music do you like?" Oh you know....women screaming music, haunted women music, women stifling sobs music, women crying out in desperation music, women evoking folktales and old gods music, violent women music, women having fun music, women screaming out vows of love and devotion music, women taking revenge music, women moaning music.....