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[muppetstimmoment]

The Muppet Show Stimboard!!! [Self-Indulgent!!!]

Creds:

https://www.tumblr.com/infernostim/679473470406623232/milla-vodello-stimboard?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/thunderous-aesthetics/685663876352770048/making-mistakes-means-you-are-perfect-at-being?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/freshlybakedboards/718900094942969856/elevator-elevator?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/meilia-stims/713093630846435328/sally-starlet-welcome-home-stimboard?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/jimhenson-themuppetmaster/706115027005063168/the-muppet-theater?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/rxin3stims/658655572939390976/walter-stimboard?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/yo-gummy-sharks/712376694475030528/pearl-stimboard?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/adventurelandia/183553574144/the-muppet-show-1976?source=share

[izzystizzys]

The war doesn’t end with a bang, strictly speaking. It doesn’t even end with a political forum, or peace talks, or a slow, wheezing death of the Banking Clan’s pockets running dry, even though all of those are valid possibilities. Some more than others, Cody has to admit.

No, the war ends with an article in the Galaxy’s least reputable news source, Coruscant Rotational. Splashed on the front page for all to see is Cody’s little brother, next to the Chancellor.

CLONE MEWS CHANCELLOR TO DEATH IN MOGGING MOVE FOR THE AGES - LOOKSMAXXING TAKEN TOO FAR?

“What”, says Obi-Wan, eye twitching, fingers massaging over the bridge of his nose at double their usual speed, a real sign of an impending nervous breakdown if Cody’s ever seen one, “the kriff does that even mean?!”

Rex shrugs helplessly with one shoulder, other arm raised aimlessly. “No idea, General. I only understand about half those words. Maybe we’re all having a collective stroke? Maybe Fox is having a stroke? Whatever he’s doing with his jaw in that picture can’t be healthy.”

“Well, not for the late Chancellor, anyways”, says Cody flatly, in the long-suffering tone of one who’s seen too much Jedi banthashit in too little time. He screws his eyes tightly shut, scrubbing the backs of his knuckles in hard enough to see galaxies explode. Nope, still the same words on that datapad.

“It can’t be true”, says Skywalker, who’d gone white as a shitty military-issue sheet and has been steadily pacing the room ever since the equivalent of a sonic bomb hit the room. “I mean - think about it, this could just as well be a Separatist ploy, it would play right into their hands, and Coruscant Rotational isn’t exactly the most reputable source -“

“True enough”, says Obi-Wan, thoughtfully. “They do like getting their facts mixed up. In fact, I’ve seen about six articles just this month proclaiming our dear friend Senator Amidala’s super secret pregnancy. They even falsified hospital records, can you imagine?!”

Somehow, Skywalker loses another shade of colour, gulping soundlessly, and resumes his pacing more frenetically than before. Weird guy, that.

It’s Rex who breaks the awkward stillness of the room, perking up suddenly. “Oh, I know! Why don’t we call in Commander Tano?! She’s about the right age to understand some of this dribble, right?”

“I was going to suggest calling Corrie HQ, but sure, let’s ask the teenage soldier from the space monk order who spends all her spare time hunting your legion for sport”, says Cody, dryly. Rex deflates, and Thorn’s tinny voice sounds through Cody’s comm before he can make his reply. “Marshall Commander, I assume this is about the News.” Ominous capitalisation, ooooh, mouths Rex, and receives the nearest datapad Cody can reach to the face for his troubles with a squawk. The fact that he can read that sentence off his lips means their legions have spent far too much time together, and also that Cody’s grown soft in his old age.

“Good to hear you too, Thorn, and yes, we do have some questions concerning why the kriff my vod’ika is accused of murdering the chancellor through what I can only assume is some secret Sith magic?!”

“Oh, you mean when he defeated the actual Sith on the Senate through the power of his superior mog and made the kriffer explode in a thousand wrinkly pieces? You’re welcome, by the way”, says Thorn, instead of literally anything sane.

“Commander”, begs Cody’s General, with something glistening that might actually be tears in his eyes. “Commander, please. I do not understand any of those words. I am begging you to put me out of my misery.”

PALPATINE??? SITH?????!!!, screams Skywalker in battlesign, somehow spelling out each individual question and exclamation mark.

“It’s a game we’ve started playing in the Guard, sir, to pass time on patrol”, says Thorn, sheepishly, cowed by nearly driving the High General Kenobi to tears. “We’d do stupid faces we found the holonet, and, uh - well Fox is so high on black-market morphine most of the time cause we don’t get bacta that he sleepwalks on assignment sometimes, and, uh, he started making them at the Chancellor during a holocall meeting with Count Dooku and then the Chancellor tried to electrocute him again but accidentally blew himself up-“

“Breathe, Commander”, says Obi-Wan, and then - “That is SO much information I don’t know what to do with, Force preserve me. Why is Commander Fox on black-market morphine, or sleepwalking, or making faces at-“

“He signs reports in his sleep too, sometimes”, Thorn interrupts the General. “It’s actually kind of impressive if, y’know, it didn’t make Stabby bust another capillary in pure rage.”

“Who’s Stabby?”, asks Obi-Wan, confused.

“Meeting with Count Dooku?!”, bursts out Skywalker.

“Congratulations on Amidala’s pregnancy, General Skywalker”, says Thorn, like a man who wants to see the world burn.

[miraofhearts2point0]

this is taking me tf out omgsjfjfjm

[oifaaa]

Can't believe people have cognitive thoughts after seeing across the spiderverse all my brains been able to do for the last hour is buzz with various intervals of oh my fucking god that movie!!!

[leostimstuff]

Sienna Shaw terrifier 2 stimboard. Kind of insane but it’s not my fault they said hey what if this gay autistic teenager was literally Jesus Christ

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[medusa-was-innocent]

[l3m0nflavoredst1mz]

self indulgent stimboard with frogs, trinkets, and venus fly traps ⭐️

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[deusluxuria]

kakyoin: if you actually used the internet, you would gain a lot more vocal stims

jotaro: i mean i usually just scream

[rubydoob]

I finally caved in hahaha @dovewingkinnie prpol silly little man! Hope you like! ^^ Def will draw him more idk if I'll show it tho! ^0^ hehe cat imagine the cat having the deepest o Mewos lmao

[suzakus-canon-wife]

I keep thinking about this and I can’t go like 30 seconds without giggling

(Posting it on this blog cause it only has the word bang in it lol)

[f1zzlest1ckzz]

laughing jack stimboard cus i think about him a lot ....

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[elitehoe]

At this point Will Ospreay is collecting dance partners

[sxilor-1010]

Eg– *cough*

Egg.... Egg– *wheeze*

EGGNOG SPANGLER????

[awkwardarmadildo]

sherlock saying giddy up is my new favorite thing actually i love it its so seriously unserious i love him so much

also rip sherlock for getting absolutely manipulate mansplain manwhored lmfao you played right into their hands get fucking girlbossd

but also also someone explain why john had his mic recording while he showered like??? HUH????? no way did he know that Thats when sherlock would decide thats when he needed to talk dude

the mic skipping like it does is hilarious i choked on my fucking ramen everytime it happened lmfao

love how distressed sherlock sounded when he said "were working, watson" or whatever i cant remember his exact words, his tone was too wonderful

and a final also in however many bits this has been im too lazy to go back and count: lmao get live laugh loved losers

[fitzselfships]

I could not get the thought of them doing this out of my head last night. Now it's real <3

Proshippers/adjacent dni. 100000 shark attack 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 also Zooble self ship doubles dni

[galaxyslime]

Lots of Laugh Miku Figure

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