#laugh with

[life-through-my-eyess]

Be with someone who is willing to fight for you and with you. Someone who has your back without you asking. Help support you and love you for who you are. Nurture the soil in your garden and help you attend the flowers that need repairing instead of trying to fix you making you feel like a broken machine. Someone who feels like home when you look into their eyes. Treat you with kindness, love so gentle you feel as if you are floating. Be with someone who see you in a crowded room. Who will hold your hand when you need it most. Wipe your tears when there is sorrow. Hold you close so you don’t feel alone. Be with someone who makes you feel wanted and sees you for you because you are worth it! 💕

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[emiett]

Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[heresylog]

I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[puphoods]

fuuuuck. i cant deal with 3 million draculas today are you kidding

[willgrahamscock]

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[bruciemilf]

Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

—

“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

—

“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

—

“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

[chiimeramanticore]

compilation of this type of post

edit: idk how much this is gonna do but since making this post i got covid and need some help, please consider it

[swearphil]

when something major goes down in a fandom you're not a part of

[wickedcriminal]

Hedgehogs when they see a weird bug