#last: k

[call-me-pup2]

Watched a video of someone making a guy cum six times in a row with little to no time in between and honestly that's how I'm trying to be with someone

[kensatou]

j… jesus oppa ;____;

[summerdoddles]

Sometimes self awareness is a curse

[ianmckellen]

Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker AHSOKA | 1.05

[lchariott]

theyre besties your honor

[zutarawasrobbed]

I’m sorry, but the Netflix showrunner referring to Kataang as an “issue to tackle” in the future is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever read/heard.

[spirk-trek]

Contact Fanzine | Pat Stall, 1977

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

Which best describes the ship you're currently most obsessed with?

it doesn't have to accurately describe the ship, just the descriptor you think is the most fitting. all gendered language is there to preserve the meme and should be read as gender neutral. please reblog for a greater sample size. if you are equally obsessed with multiple ships or currently not obsessed with any, just pick a ship you enjoy (if you don't like any ships, the dynamic you think sounds the most entertaining)

edit: if multiple fit perfectly, chose the aspect you like best about the ship

[emilyjunk]

"Kevin isn't that bad it's not like he beats her, why does she need to kill him or fake her death, just get divorced" you are the point of the show, you are missing the crucial reveal. Allison sees Kevin in every single scene as she does their last scene together, but we as the audience aren't privy to that and we only see sitcom Kevin which is Kevin's self perception. He is not suddenly becoming scary and threatening to her. He was like that the whole time. We only see Allison's feelings about Kevin and the aftermath of her interactions with Kevin -- this is the ONLY time we see Kevin from her POV except for the brief initial breaking of the sitcom cam. Every other time we see Kevin on screen it's from Kevin's POV. Even after she cuts her hand we only see the bandage in her singular pov when she is away from kevin, but when it shifts back to sitcom Kevin it's gone.... We do not see the reality of her interactions with Kevin, that's the point of the show!!! Because when Kevin is on screen, it's Kevin's world! We only see Kevin from anyone else's lens in ONE scene at the end, which is when Allison decides to leave, so yes the sitcom cam "softens his abuse" but it also just fully acts as an unreliable narration because we never literally see Kevin from anyone else's POV until the series finale so every time Kevin is on screen it isn't even an accurate portrayal of what's happening, it's Kevin's perception of what's happening. Allison has viewed him like that the entire show, we as the audience just did not get to witness that POV until the end

[lovelyscourge]

Thinking about having a gamer boy, who likes being on call with his friends while he plays, to toy with.

I'd have so much fun making my little dove squirm and twitch.

He'd look beyond adorable trying to keep himself focused on the game and giving me pointed looks, an empty complaint. He doesn't do anything to move my hand away.

He'd have to learn how to stifle his little noises if he doesn't want his friends to notice what's going on. Or, maybe, the idea of someone finding out how much of a filthy slut he is excites him more than it should.

I just love the idea of a pretty fuckdoll I can use whenever I want <3

[sualne]

sleeping & chatting

[keicordelle]

More FR Haurchefant being horny at the worst possible moments:

[TR: This fight gave us the chance to warm up. If you wish, we could continue in my bedroom…]

BRO. We are l i t e r a l l y about to go storm the Vault to save Aymeric and you're propositioning me now?

[cokoweee]

Am I trippin and I’ve stared at this too long to see any purple? Oh well probably had a reason

ANYWAYS uhhhhhhhh idk. Strong ass arm tho right? Shit probably zooming at the speed of a speeding car or whatever

Kk bye 🚶🚶🚶

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[junewild]

Watching Sam & Brennan talk about the beauty of frivolity, of adults playing silly games just as seriously as they fight to survive, and... yeah. There are some things that keep us alive, and there are some things that make life worth living, and I think games are one of those things that fall into both categories. Games make our lives better and they make us better at being alive. I think that's pretty cool.

[zu-is-here]

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[the-crooked-library]

i think the primary reason why K/S has such overwhelming appeal is and always shall be that it is, at its core, a soulmate bond that has to be forged. the only way a t'hy'la bond can manifest is through shared toil, hardships, and undying devotion; it must be given effort and put together piece by piece - but at the same time, by the nature of its creation, it alters all realities on a cosmic level, to the point that Kirk and Spock must meet in every universe.

t'hy'la is not spontaneous. it is not a soulmate mark, it doesn't spring to life at first sight or first touch or first word. it is destined - because it is chosen, time and time again. you cannot have one without the other