#last surviving commentor before someone says yes there ARE people who are this lazy
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rjalker · 2 years ago
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[ID: Six images.
The first is a gif from an infomercial, with a watermark of "senorgif.com" in the upper left corner.
The gif shows a person sitting at a table with a plate of spagetti and meatballs in front of them, with the focus on their hand holding a form with a tall, twisted shaft. Rather than manually twisting the fork, the person simply slides their fingers down the twist, causing the fork to rotate, collecting strands of spagetti on the tines as it does so.
The gif zooms out momentarily to show the person sitting at the table, then restarts from the beginning.
The second image is a photo of a set of silverware including a curved knife, a fork, and three spoons - one large, medium, and small. Each peice of silverware has an identical thick, black rubber handle.
The third image is a photo of an electronic spoon from above, with the circuitboards on the electronic base visible, and multiple labels describing different parts of the spoon:
The "Battery" is in the base, and reads, "Ultra-thin rechargeable battery will last for several days on a charge.".
The "Stabilizing Technology" is towards the front of the base, and reads, "Cutting-edge electronics will work to actively detect and stabilize your tremor.".
Another label points to the plastic base of the spoon head, labeling it, "Multiple Attachments - Fork, soup spoon, keyholder, and more are coming soon.".
The fourth image is a photo of a hand holding a spoon with a thick rubber base, and a thick soup in the spoon, with the shaft of the spoon twisted once, so that rather than behind held out straight, it turns back toward the holder at ninty degrees to the handle. Another version of the spoon is shown below sitting on the table, turning in the opposite direction so it can be held in the left hand. Text in the middle read, "Special twist in the metal shaft allows bending for custom use".
The fifth image is a photo of a person smiling and sitting at a table with a plage of fruit, with a white and grey tool next to the plate that they rest their wrist on, holding a fork with a peice of fruit up to their mouth.
The sixth image shows a cut sandwhich sitting on a plate, with a white plastic tool clamped onto one corner of the sandwhich, with a long handle behind it.
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