#last day of 2019

[brielarsonist]

CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019) dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck

[daeyumi]

au Ganondorf 🪷

ngl i am Very proud of his design

[brawlmetaknight]

what if i told you guys i had an elaborate smash bros AU and incidentally meta knight is dating princess peach. what then

[spittyfishy]

Red Crackle Week day 6: Villains

Despite being super excited for this prompt I completely blanked on any ideas at all lol, so hopefully this still looks okay!

[apuff]

my chemical tober :D

[leqclerc]

Charles and Seb: the crackvid™

[nabaath-areng]

Sometimes I think to myself "actually maybe I'm exaggerating the terror I felt from being stalked", but then I remember that the person in question followed me and waited for me outside my school every day, tracked me down on every website I'd spent even the slightest time on, left physical letters in my mailbox, sent creepy as hell novel length messages on a near daily basis on FB. And then when I was living abroad and I answered the phone I told the caller to text me cause I couldn't hear, after which I had to read "I was saying that you would probably be VERY scared if you knew who's calling... hehe" with my own damn fucking eyes...

And then I'm like yknow what nevermind!!!! the fact that I'm still terrified of being perceived and seen in public not just IRL but also FFXIV might be understandable actually!!!

[silverfoxstole]

Hattie, Paul and Nicola, from the Big Finish Instagram.

[bobbinalong]

i just cannot stand the way bendis writes. if 40% of the page is covered in speech bubbles, maybe cut down the fucking dialogue, dear god

[doghartzy]

by the way now that my haha funney post is out of the way i do still think it's insane that in hockey circles you can say something like 'hey maybe violence is bad' and at least ten people will come out of the woodwork being like um actually violence and horrific injuries are integral parts of our sport and we couldn't possibly play it without them

[nguyenfinity]

Here’s a. Very real dream I had last year. Happy pride.

[anistarrose]

anyways welcome to the 1,877th day of me being abnormal about Barry Bluejeans and the 1,865th day of me specifically being abnormal about him in clear public view on this blog. it absolutely will happen again and I do not feel remorse

[bobbie-robron]

I wanted to tell you but… I knew how disappointed you’d all be.

29-Aug-2019, episode 1

[einaudis]

What do you mean your girl went through her SECOND national blackout in the span of five years????

[waspgrave]

i won't do it on here but every day a timer goes down in my head to Veilguard and it's been doing it for 10 years.

[go-see-a-starwar]

Today’s installment of “I watch Hayden Christensen’s filmography and tell you how pretty he is in it” is The Last Man (2019)

Hayden plays Kurt Matheson, a veteran suffering from severe PTSD and hallucinations. Increasing gang violence, climate disasters and the sermons of a doomsday street prophet lead Kurt to start preparing for the end of days. He takes a job to pay for his homemade fortress but his mobster boss and the boss’ beautiful daughter threatens to derail Kurt’s survival plans.

How pretty is he in it? When Hayden first appears on screen, his Santa beard and old prospector long johns are a near jumpscare. But once he loses those a half-hour in, he’s about as hot as he’s ever looked.

Welcome to the gun show indeed.

Does he get drenched at some point?: No proper drenching but he does get good and sweaty (and shirtless) a couple times. 2 💦 out of 5

How’s the movie itself? Pretty bad! There’s approximately four half-baked plots at once with no effort to make them cohesive and dialogue & line delivery that makes the Prequels seem Oscar-worthy in comparison. Hayden is just about the only bright spot, he plays unstable characters really well and if I could pluck his character Kurt out of this movie and into a better one I absolutely would. I’ll give this movie some credit for *looking* way better than it had any right to, and Kurt and his love interest Jessica are cute (and their love scene is spicy and definitely the best scene in the movie)

Is the RottenTomatoes rating unfairly low: It’s currently sitting on a big fat 0 but there’s only 5 reviews. The audience score of 24% feels way too high though, I’d say this deserves a 10-15% rating.

In short: The concept is interesting and Hayden along with Harvey Keitel do the most they can with what they get, but they’re not given much. I cannot in good conscience recommend anyone watch this movie but if you must, only do it if you’re in the middle of a Hayden hyperfixation. Otherwise, just go to the love scene about halfway through and after that stick to the gifs.