#lara iq

[heyniniy]

𐙚 ׁ ˳ lara - dreamnote lockscreens

[garvi-oddis]

This is what I first thought of when Lara/Red made her first appearance lol

[mrsdesade]

meet my fandoms OCs!

This is gonna be a list always in update to show you my OCs included into famous fandoms; I'd like to have them separated by my 100% original stories; enjoy their playlists, infodumps and moodboards 🤍

For now I can offer to you them:

Mira (X-Men/Marvel MCU)

Lara (The Sandman)

Nova (Alien Prometheus/Covenant)

Ophera (The Boys)

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Mira (of Blood and Mischief)

Fandom: Marvel (MCU) & X-Men Name: Mira (Miroslayra) Frost - Vein (X-Men name) Age: 37 Pronouns/Sexuality: she/her - pansexual Hair colour: white with red regrowth Eyes colour: red Height: 1.83cm Languages: Russian - English - Asgardian Job/Occupation: so many, she worked for the X-Men and Shield for a short time, she deserted due to an accident into her teaching role at the X-Academy, after she had a collaboration with the Avengers and worked for a short time to the TVA. She always lived being a defensor. Powers: blood manipulation - dimensional travel (after corruption arc) Pairing: Loki (previously Erik Lehnsherr) Parents: Emma Frost & Emplate Like: hot tea - discovering new music types - late night bath - sea and lakes - fireworks - meditation - learning unusual facts - bad jokes - simple designed clothes - her vintage iPod - travelling - sharing with others her knowledge - poetry - the space - training and fighting Dislike: extremely crowded places - cold weather - syringes and needles - everything that is medical related - lighthouses - noisy and loud people - stay alone at home for long times - Sentinels - sometimes Avengers

Mira Playlist 🎶

Mira Pinterest Board ���

Mira and Loki fanart 🖌️

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Lara (for your Eyes)

Fandom: Sandman Name: Lara Campbell-Fobso Age: 25 Pronouns/Sexuality: she/her - bisexual Hair colour: dyed dark red (originally brown) Eyes colour: hazel Height: 1.66cm Languages: English - French (not so much) Job/Occupation: no one, she was dreaming to became a writer or a journalist Powers: no one, she's human Pairing: The Corinthian Parents: unknown Like: hanging out - shooting polaroids - organize photos on her personal devices - writing - long car riding - dancing into the club - drinking alcohol - smoking - shopping on vintage store - luxury places that she cannot afford - physical contact - lazy days at home - sleeping for long times and dreaming Dislike: sand - following the rules - paying her rent and bills - working for the human system - the law - hot weather - people who makes fun of suicidal topics or psychiatric disorders

Lara Playlist 🎶

Lara Pinterest Board 🎨

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Nova (Heart-shaped Box)

Fandom: Alien Saga (Prometheus/Covenant) Name: Nova (synthetic model N.O.V.A 0) Age: 35 Pronouns/Sexuality: she/they - demisexual Hair colour: pearl white Eyes colour: transparent crystal white Height: 1.77cm Languages: she's programmed to speak all human languages and being able to communicate with numbers and morse code Job/Occupation: Commander for space missions for the Vasser-Armiger Corporation Powers: she's a sophysticated model of synthetic android, she has many abilities more than the humans, like speed, strenght, rapidity of thought, high IQ, she feel less pain, she's artificially made on the inside Pairing: David 8 Parents: artificially created by the Vasser-Armiger Corporation Like: floating in zero gravity condition - staring at the deep space - listening philosophy about Gods and creations explained - instrumental synth music - admiring new life forms (at some points she find fascinating even Xenormorphs) - flying with a spaceship - accomplish her missions - still lakes views Dislike: lazyness - rude manners - disrespect towards androids - AI without intellectual freedom - humans corporations

Nova Playlist 🎶

Nova Pinterest Board 🎨

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Ophera (American Horror Show)

Fandom: The Boys Name: Ophera (Miranda Reinslayer) Age: 33 Pronouns/Sexuality: she/her - bisexual Hair colour: obsidian black Eyes colour: deep red Height: 1,75cm Languages: American English Job/Occupation: working superhero for the Vought; third member of the Seven Powers: metals manipulation, super strenght and she can feel less pain than normal, her vocal cords are made of thin metal and she can sing wonderfully Pairing: no one (abusive relationship with Homelander, faking to be a couple for the media) Parents: she's a laboratory child raised by scientists and Madeline Stillwell

Like: rock live music - smoking - ride her motorcycle - doing missions outside the country - Queen Maeve and Starlight Dislike: theatre - musical - radical religion -electric shocks jokes - flying high - skyscrapers (she suffer from vertigo) - sometimes Homelander

Ophera Playlist 🎶

Ophera Pinterest Board 🎨

[koris-sillies]

Fray!! (Real name Francine, forbidden name Fancy.)

Fray is the (now teenage) daughter of Frank. She has about the same IQ, but her tactics are different. Instead of kidnapping kids she pretends she's the one that's kidnapped. She does this to teach adults how to tell if a kid is kidnapped or if they know the adult they are with.

She doesn't know many people, they're either too scared of her or are disgusted by her. But she has one friend, Lara, who for some reason prefers to be called LT. Fray doesn't question the nickname, she understands. She hates when people call her by her full name or Fancy. Only one person is allowed to call her Fancy.

Her dad is the only one allowed to call her that. He thinks it's because of the song they both love, which the song is part of the reason. The meaning reminds Fray of herself and her dad. She believes that it's density, that she needs to become famous or make a lot of money for him. As a result she pushes herself too hard.

She loves what she does, teaching people right from wrong in a sinister way. But sometimes she can't help but feel that it's morally wrong. Her father kidnapping kids just to teach parents? Isn't that weird? She couldn't ever talk about that in school. Her basically parking adults into thinking she's kidnapped? She couldn't put that as volunteer hours for school.

She tries too hard to be the amazing person she feels she needs to be. Her father has yet to realize this yet, so she suffers in silence. This is normal. She thinks to herself, I have to do this for them.

[ayaz--ates]

Describe your dream woman from looks to personality

Eh, I wouldn’t say he cares a great deal so far as looks are concerned. Genuinely. That first spark of attraction very much comes from the initial conversation. The way she happens to carry herself. How she handles a room. I suppose he tends to gravitate toward dark hair and dark eyes, though? If they’re on the taller side, that’s preferable, too. But honestly, as long as they take care of themselves, he doesn’t much mind when it comes to appearance.

Personality is where he gets sufficiently picky.

Intelligence is an absolute must, because if he can’t have a genuine, meaningful conversation with you, he’s not fucking interested in anything but a one and done. And probably not even that, honestly. We don’t have to be talking fancy universities or mega IQs (though he did rather like that about Medea) and even street smarts suffice. Just so long as they aren’t some vacuous fucking moron because he’d go insane. Strength without being domineering like they’re overcompensating for something. Independent. Confident in themselves and the things they’re passionate about. Not afraid to take charge, not afraid to disagree with him, not afraid to tell him if he’s wrong, because he respects that. A bit of stubbornness is attractive, too. There’s nothing wrong with disagreeing in a relationship so long as you’re civil about it and don’t go to bed mad, you know? Nothing is ever going to be smooth sailing, and he needs someone mature enough to realise that life isn’t a fairy tale. Communication is important, and you just need to be able to navigate your way through it like adults. 

They have to care about family, or at least be willing to put in the effort with his, because Ayaz’s parents are hugely important to him. 

The biggest thing is that he wants a family of his own, though. Probably to become mostly-retired from mob life (though I don’t think he’d ever step away entirely if Lara needed him) and settle down with a few kids. Finally open his restaurant. They’d have to be on the same page as him on that front, because the kids are non-negotiable. Hence, the reason for his divorce.

[bitch-butter]

a podcast rec list

a list By a babe For babes of my fav and completely subjective podcasts (focusing primarily on smaller pods that people might not know about already but have given me many lols and expanded my wisdom).

My Year in Mensa

i always rec this pod to people who don't engage with a lot of podcasts because the episodes are pretty quick, it's a limited season, and jamie loftus is like pod royalty now but she wasn't really when she first made this so it's charming to hear how she's changed and yet stayed the same. essentially she joins Mensa as a joke and comes to discover that they're not like Charming Nerds as you would expect but that in actuality there's a very deep conservative bend to the whole organization that leads to a lot of in-fighting and bullying. it all culminates in jamie attending their annual conference, and she has some Really wild encounters there. also, IQ tests are complete and utter bullshit <3  

No Dogs in Space

what can i say except i love Marcus Parks (LPOTL would be on this list but everybody srs about podcasting kind of knows them already) and his Onions on music are Exactly right. if you are at all interested in the history of punk bands, alt bands, experimentalists, or just want to hear some folks who Know what they're talking about dissect some awesome music you can't do much better. i rec starting way back in the stooges era, but all of their series are fucking awesome.  

Saving Sex and the City 3

Lara is my fav podcaster of all time ever, she has another pod below that i recommend, but this one is so niche that it's ridiculous but it spoke so Distinctly to me at a point in time. basically if any SATC fans remember the beautiful universe we lived in pre-And Just Like That you'll know that there was a huge dust-up when the planned SATC3 movie was cancelled bc of Kim Cattrall and her Ways. Lara, like me, was deeply affected by this injustice, so she started this podcast where basically she and a different guest each episode storyline what a potential SATC3 movie would have been, and they range from an additional season of the show, to body-horror exploitation movie, to spy saga. it's funny, it's light, and it's so, so crazy i can't help but love it.

Mother, May I Sleep with Podcast?

one thing to know about me is that i'm obsessed with Lifetime movies and will watch pretty much every single one that comes my way, and Molls is so on my level. she's a pod queen, and she uses this one in particular to dive so deep into Lifetime movies that they cease to be farce and become Intensely high-stakes drama which is my brand honestly. every episode is like 3 hours long, which is my ideal length of a podcast episode because i hate having to stop what i'm doing to mess with my phone, and all her guests are hysterical. 

Babe?

the pod that made me who i am today. sometimes i'll be halfway through a  joke and i'll think 'did i hear this on babe' bc they are Such a portrait of an era. it's now defunct, but it's brief run was So iconic and hilarious and so deeply, deeply The Way We Were in 2017. it's just two friends shooting the shit every week, and they're both incredibly funny and yet go so deep with each other and are so insanely dysfunctional that ultimately the podcast disbands lol episodes 1-30 with Ryan are the best, but i enjoy Lara's solo version, too.

Dead Eyes

if you like Band of Brothers and have not listened to Dead Eyes legit what are you doing lol basically, Connor Ratliff was hired to play the role of Winters' orderly, Zelinsky, in ep 5 but he was Personally fired by Tom Hanks who said that he had "dead eyes". The whole podcast is like solving a mystery that's not really a mystery, and exploring how this one moment reverberated through this guys whole career. It's extraordinary, and you get to hear some fun tea and backstage stories ~

The Haunted Objects Podcast with Greg and Dana

spoooooky and silly. Greg and Dana Newkirk are the real deal, they have a traveling museum of haunted/cursed objects people send to them, and a few of them do have genuine and interesting stories attached to them, so each episode they dive into a different piece of the collection. Such a good listen if you're interested in hearing from people who have a lot of experience in High Strangeness and personal paranormal investigations but aren't Too deep down the "I Know What I Saw!!!" rabbit hole. 

[rebeleden]

Lara Trump Gives Bonkers Reason Why Republicans Should Trust Her

HEAR HER LOW IQ

STOP INEPT VANILLA ISIS

[strlfe]

.*･｡ﾟ ━ (adria arjona, cisfemale, she/her) the fates have spotted lara lourdes walking along the streets of ogygia. the 31 year old has been here for three months and currently lives in crete cabins. word on the street is that she is couragous & elegant, but can be pretty wicked & devious. i’ve heard she is an arms dealer, which is pretty fitting for someone who was eris in a past life. on the night of the murder she was supposedly leaving the island on a business trip, but who knows if that’s true or not. (insert clown emoji)

𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

FULL NAME: Lara Mae Lourdes

ALIAS | NICKNAMES: Lara, L.

BIRTHDAY | AGE: October 12th, 31.

BIRTH LOCATION | CITIZENSHIP: Puerto Rico, | American Citizenship, it should seem.

CURRENT LOCATION: The island of Ogygia.

SEXUALITY: Bi.

SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English, Spanish, Chinese, Farsi and some Greek.

OCCUPATION | DEGREES: Arms dealer / weapons dealer, ex assassin though can you really leave that kind of life? | N/A

IQ: She was never tested but she definitely has a high IQ in some aspects.

FAVORITE ANIMAL: Spiders, because of course it would be.

𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

In another life, Eris was the Goddess of Strife and Discord. It's not clear if she was the daughter of Nyx, or Zeus and Hera, but for our sake, she still often accompanied Ares into battle as they worked hand and hand. Despite this, she was often not a Goddess you wanted around for very long and Eris, filled with resentment, often showed it in her actions; i.e. the Golden Apple and pinning the others against each other.

𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

In this life, Eris was reincarnated into Lara, who by some point became an orphan who was forced to live on the streets. A man found her by the time she was twelve and offered her something better... and just what was better than being a homeless orphan? He trained her to become an assassin and by the time she was eighteen, the life had suited her well. By the time she was twenty-five, she had gotten into arms dealing in certain areas of the world. It didn't matter if she was supplying the enemy or their enemy with weapons, as long as she was being paid. In the last three months, looking for a place to lay low if she needed it, she came across Ogygia where she purchased a cabin and has resided since -- except when she "left the island for business," only to come back to a murdered body washing ashore around the same time.

𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

Someone who shares an equal hatred or distrust for her, as she does for them. They may not know why, may have dreams, etc, but no matter what, she probably definitely fucked them over during her time on the island.

Someone who gossips with her, because she's bored as hell.

Someone who believes she's good? But they're wrong in that mindset.

More coming soon!

[1morey]

Favorite women in fiction (Part III): * Lara Croft - Tomb Raider (Survivor Timeline) * Marie Fischer - Call of Duty: WWII (Nazi Zombies) * Ramona Flowers - Scott Pilgrim * Lena “Tracer” Oxton - Overwatch * Leona Cantrell - Predator 2 * Monika “IQ” Weiss - Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six: Siege * Maxine “Max” Caulfield - Life is Strange * Meghan J. “Valkyrie” Castellano - Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six: Siege * Sabine Wren - Star Wars: Rebels * Nancy Adams - The Shallows

[spencersmagic]

Time - Spencer Reid

Request: Hi there! sorry to request something so dark when you’re celebrating (congrats on 400 btw!!) but i was wondering if you would consider writing a blurb about spencer seeing fem!readers really old self harm scars on her arms after they’ve been hiding them from him for quite a while just out of fear that he’d judge them/think of them differently. maybe platonic rather than romantic

couple: fem reader x spencer reid

category: fluff and slight angst.

warnings: i cannot stress this enough. if you struggle with depression, if you think that this could trigger you, please, do not ready it. often times these types of fics glorify depression and self-harm. self-harm is not pretty, it doesn't add to your "broken, damaged" aesthetic, and its nothing to glorify. if you feel the need to hurt yourself, please talk to someone.

if you feel alone, or you need to rant or talk to someone please message me or send me an ask. i promise you, i'm not just saying it. i have been battling this type of shit since i was 6, and i know just how powerful talking about it to someone can be.

rules: this is a 15+ fic. i don't know if i have any younger followers but please, don't read this unless you are 15 or over.

words: 1.4k

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Spencer is an inexperienced guy.

It’s not like he could expect anything else. There is no other possible outcome.

A 14 year old college student whose only hobby outside of school is learning magic will most certainly won’t have the opportunity to learn about the social and emotional aspects of life, though he had his fair share of crushes, sharing a classroom with 19 year olds is enough for a 14 year old to want to start discovering the terrifying realm of romance and sex. An IQ of 187 doesn’t change the fact that he is human.

Of course, after naïvely asking Lara Brown, the 19 year old blonde from his Calculus II class, and being turned down with a chuckle, he quickly caught up on the fact that his life would be so much easier if he learned from the sidelines.

And that’s what he did.

Unharmed, and broken heart now mended, he sought to maintain his feelings intact. He backed away from any possible encounter that could break his heart like it had done so many times. He turned down any chance of being rejected. Eventually, he blocked any interest he might have in developing his already-lacking social skills.

He grew afraid.

Every time somebody would talk to him, he would feel the slow trembling of his hands, the rapid beating in his chest and the sweat, slowly forming between his fingers. Flashbacks of when he blindly trusted for the last time.

When you came into the precinct for the first time, straight shoulders rolled back and a astoundingly confident gait, Spencer was in awe. As you extended your hand to introduce yourself to your future teammates, no nerves on sight, instead, a confident smile drawn on your face, Spencer was mesmerized.

Of course, you were beautiful, but Spencer saw so much more. He saw his future best friend, his older sister, the person he could grow to look up to the most.

Over the next couple of months, Spencer followed you like a lost puppy. You took him in with open arms, an open heart and a promise to show him the beauty in that which he only saw fear in.

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At first, Spencer had observed her from afar. Afraid of getting close to her, he left a constant space between them - emotional and physical - instead opting to give away too much of himself.

Afraid to scare her off.

One night, however, when the team had gotten together to celebrate the end of a very tedious case, you had a few drinks too much and turned to look at Spencer, drunkenly flung an arm over his shoulders and watched him giggle as you slurred your next words.

“I don’t know why you’re always so far away, Spence, but you’re mine now” protectively (and quite dramatically) you grabbed his head and pressed it against your neck, “-I declare you: my little brother!” you raised the drink above your head, a few drops of the liquor dripping onto the dirty floor. “I will teach you how to live like a fucking badass!” you finished, before releasing him to chug your glass empty, joining Derek and Penelope at the dance floor.

He didn’t need to be afraid anymore.

Over the months, your friendship with Spencer blossomed. Your time together was never short of incredible. You taught him how to do “the Y/N walk”, as he had so affectionately named it, which, in his own words, was “the way you walk into the room like you own it”. You taught him to stand comfortably and feel confident.

Slowly, he learned to grow into himself. His body wasn’t lanky, motor skills all over the place. He learned to feel his body, to feel who he was and stand proudly. More often than not, you could catch your colleagues’ face when Spencer gave a quick remark at their teasing.

He would, of course, turn to you after he did so every single time because he wanted to know if he had done it properly.

It wasn’t lost to you, either, the little jump of excitement that he would make after seeing your approving smile.

You walked him out of his cage. As far as he was concerned, you brought the key in your back pocket and, with your mere presence, opened the metal doors for him. He was eternally grateful that your paths had crossed.

One night, however, he got to see you in a different light. After asking for the third time to have a sleepover with you so you two could bond over your mutual love for Doctor Who, he excitedly knocked on your door. His arms held a blanket, in case you didn’t want to share yours with him, and a box of his favorite popcorn (certain brands have too much butter, and others have too much salt). His eyes shuffled down to his watch, which marked 10 minutes before 9pm, the time they had decided upon.

He couldn’t risk doing anything wrong..

After hearing a soft shuffling on the other side of the wall, the wooden door turned to reveal you, a large, stupid grin on your face to match his, as you walked him into the appartment.

The TV was already on, the emblematic credits song paused as you had waited eagerly for him to arrive. She moved to sit on the couch as she knew that Spencer was familiar with her apartment layout. He walked over to the microwave, ready to make the popcorn, while you shook out of your uncomfortably warm sweatshirt.

“I’m coming, I’m coming. Play it!” he squealed in excitement as he sat down on the comfortable couch. You chuckled slightly as you pressed play.

His eyes started scanning the screen as if he had never watched the show before - a blatant lie. His face lit up every time a new character appeared, mesmerized by the livelihood of the doctor.

You smiled at his excitement, a feeling you had been fighting to keep in your vocabulary for far too long.

You allowed yourself to enjoy the evening, turning to watch the characters on the screen. Amy was in the process of figuring out why the Weeping Angel was moving when you reached out to grab a glass of water, so fascinated you failed to notice Spencer’s eyes on you.

“Y/N… what is that?”

The fear in his voice was the first thing that struck out to you. You hadn’t heard that pitch in a very long time. You were certain you would never hear it again. Your gaze fell upon his, but his eyes were too busy looking at the faded marks up your arm.

You had never wished for Spencer to be wrong until this exact moment.

“What do you mean?” you asked, playing dumb.

“Wh-what are those?” he trembled, reaching out, his calloused fingers leading the way as he instinctively went to touch the scars that decorated your skin. Spencer had never been a man of religion, but in that moment, he prayed to the Gods that the person he adored the most in the whole world, the person that had showed him beauty and value in being alive, deliberately hurt herself. He couldn’t bare the thought.

“Oh, that?” you chuckled nervously, “that’s nothing”. You turned again to watch the show, arms now hugging herself. How could I have forgotten, you scolded yourself.

The silence was deafening. Not even the slight screams of the angels made them jump anymore.

“You could’ve told me, y’ know?” he sniffled, “out of everybody in the world, I would’ve understood. I could’ve helped you”.

“Spencer… you know I would’ve” you turned to look at him. His body was hugging itself, head low and arms holding his knees against his chest. She had never seen him so confused. “I just didn’t want you to think that I wasn’t capable of doing my job” you whispered, surrounding his body with your arms and pressing him against your chest.

“Are you kidding me?” he spoke up, “I admire you so, so much. You are so strong, and so amazing, and such a badass on the field, Y/N. There is nothing you could do that would make me feel like you are anything less than capable. No darkness, past or present, could ever make me think that you aren’t able to do this, okay?” his eyes met yours, which were now filled with tears waiting to overflow. “Y/N, you could outsmart anybody in the team. Nothing could ever change that fact, okay?” he pressed her arms off, watching her nod softly.

“Great. Now come over here. I’m supposed to be the one comforting you, Y/N. Not the other way around” he pulled her in, listening to her chuckle as they looked back at the screen, the weight upon her shoulders dissipating.

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[maletfwitch]

Ancient Artifact

Nathan drake was tasked by an old man to find a special artifact for him in exchange for a huge sum of money.

After a month of  solving puzzles and exploring tombs and caves he was finally able to find it.

The artifact was a small statue of a male torso with what seemed to be a pretty rainbow effect on it. When he grabbed it he felt some strange energy enter him. He felt himself getting dumber and dumber. His IQ had dropped so much he would now struggle with basic math. Nathan’s mind also quickly filled up with images of hot dudes. They were all Nathan could think about as he got hard. Nathan had now become a slutty Himbo. Who wasn’t smart enough to do things like explore tombs and find artifacts. All he cared about now was dick.

Nathan had returned to the old man with the artifact. instead of the money he had promised the old man offered Nathan the chance to suck his dick instead, which Nathan had proudly took the chance to.

Later that night Lara Croft had arrived to the old man’s shop with some money “Here’s your money” Lara said as she handed the money to the old man. “Now Nathan won’t be getting in my way anymore”

[crusherthedoctor]

Sonic for the blorbo ask game

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): You wouldn't know him, he's very unknown. But if I had to describe him, he's big, round, brown moustache, IQ of 300, hates hedgehogs, sounds a lot like Mike Pollock...

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Tails! And Amy! And... a lot of them actually, since many of them do have a cute appeal in their designs and endearing personalities, even some of the older characters.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): The Hard-Boiled Heavies aren't hated by any means, but they still deserve more recognition. >:[

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Captain Whisker and Johnny are good pirates with a sweet boss theme. The latter's design is also underrated.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): The characters as they canonically are, since not enough people seem to be interested in writing them that way.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): The primordial concept of Scourge-esque characters, cause it needs to fuck off already.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Mephiles already looks like he came from hell, so I'd exile him to the Lara-Su Chronicles instead.

[toomanyf4ndoms7]

0lympus file. Subject: James Moon.

Full Name: James Moon

Reason for name: Parents liked it. Nickname: Buckshot Reason for nickname: good with guns. Age: 31 Sex: Male. Gender: He/him. Place of Birth: Unknown. Birthday: 5th of May 2019. Currently living in: 0lympus base. Species/Race: Human. Ethnicity: Caucasian. Blood Type: A- Occupation: Hired help for 0lympus. Sexual Orientation: unknown. Social Status: currently high. but normally middle. Relationship Status: Single. Status: Alive.

Appearance

Body Build: ectomorph. Height: 5’8 Weight: 69.8 kg Skin colour: tan. Hair style: undercut. Hair colour: Hazel. Eye colour: Cyan. Distinguishing Features: scar tissue over left shoulder and above right eye. Preferred Clothing: casual. Accessories: wrist communicator and a watch.

Health

General health: good. Posture: calm and relaxed but not lazy. Any physical illnesses?: No Any mental illnesses?: No Take drugs?: no. Smoke?: no.

Mental/Emotional State

Archetype: Explorer Mental age: 30. Act before thinking/Think before acting?: think before acting. Emotion-wise, generally: calm and friendly.

Conversation

Way of speaking: casual but not too laid back. Common conversation starter: “hey there.” Swears?: not much. Made-up words?: no. Made-up language?: no.

Likes/Dislikes

Likes: people, his teammates, his Dog Bucky, comedians, nature and sandwiches. Dislikes: Tartarus, people who make everything about themselves, toxic people, liars. Overly sweet foods.

Hobbies

Checking up on the other team members, practicing his aim, juggling, playing with his dog.

Habits

Makes bad jokes that get people to laugh anyway. Expert at lightening the mood.

Strengths/Weaknesses

Strengths: optimism and faith in others. Weakness: cold towards those who betray his trust.

Skills/Abilities: exceptional aim in marksmanship, sociable, decent close combat skills.

Education/Intelligence

Education: IQ: 118 EQ: 140

Secrets

Made a wrong decision once in his life until he left.

Fears

Aimlessly wandering for a purpose.

Dreams/Goals

A peaceful life.

Views/Opinions on...

Religion: people can live their lives how they wish. As long as no one is hurt of course. Technology: very useful and it’s usually a pleasure to see the next big invention.

Favourites

Food: chicken stroganoff. Colour: yellow. Animal: Dogs or frogs. Number: 8. Holiday: He likes them all. Season: summer. Time of day: 1:30pm Thing to watch: stand up comedy. Movie: no preference. Show: no preference. Type of art: visual. Genre of music: not really a music person so will listen to whatever. Genre of literature: family Genre of shows: action-comedy Genre of movies: action-comedy plus some found family.

History

his early years are known only to him but a few years ago,  Abigail and him came to an agreement that if he helps to take care of Tartarus, She will let him have the peaceful life he wants. he asked if he could bring his dog and that was all the confirmation he needed to join up.

Personality

personable, calm, optimistic but not naïve. takes betrayal personally.

Relationships

Family: Eleanor Moon, Aidan Moon, and Cameron moon. Love interest: none. Friends/Allies: takeshi ishida, Alice/Kouneli, Lucy field, Abigail Dite. Enemies: Lara Jackson, Jacob Clay, Michael Necro, legion/vessel, and Heath Jackson.

Quotes

“I’m not going to spend my days thinking about what I could’ve done before. I’d rather see what I can do now.”

“Hey There, how’s life?”

Trivia

Learned how to juggle, isn’t a fan of war movies that try to portray it as some kind of ‘glorious opportunity for only the greatest of men.’

[themxlodyofmiidnight]

Sunny's bio

** A note ahead of time. She was named by people who couldn’t spell - I CAN spell, and am fully aware her name is spelled wrong. That’s a part of her story and is on purpose! (Blame her cousins, and Howard for not naming her.)**

FC: May vary, but this particular picture is Lara Robinson.

Fandom: Marvel.

Note: I am still working some things out on Sunny, so I am more than willing to bend her story as needed to fit with thread ideas! Also, as needed, some of her information may just be thread-dependant.

More information on her will come later on. <3

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Base information

Family:

Biological Father: Howard Stark.

Biological Mother: Maria Stark.

Biological elder brother: Anthony “Tony” Stark.

Elder half-sister: Samantha Ascher. { Written by a good friend of mine, go check her blog out too! }

Eldest Niece: Carter Stark. { Written by a new friend of mine! Please go see! }

Youngest Niece: Morgan Stark.

Sister-in-law: Pepper Potts.

Distant Cousins on Howard’s side & Sunny’s adopted parents: Hannah and George Henton.

Adopted elder sister: Daisy-Anne Henton.

Adopted elder brother: Samuel “Sammy” Lee Henton.

Her purpose intended by Howard:  Obsessed with finding Steve, Howard decided to take his own child and try to replicate the super-soldier serum; to make ‘an improved replacement’ for the hero that they lost…starting from birth.

Original/former name: N.C.A.R.-23*

Why?: Howard saw Sunny as a scientific project rather than a daughter, and did not plan to name her until he was sure if his project was a success or not.

What it means?: “New Captain America Replacement.” The 23 comes from the day she was born.

Name given to her later on: Sunshyne Amarillys Stark.

Pronunciation: ( Sun-shine Ah-MARY-liss St-arr-k )

Who gave it to her: She had no name originally, so her name was given to her by her cousin, who named her after the sunshine gold her hair was when she was little. However..he could not spell, so he only got to pick her first name.

Her nicknames: County Mouse, Kid Genius, Sunny. (Her preferred name.)

Gender: Female.

Age: “Are we speaking chronologically, biologically, how long I have been out of cryogenisis - or, are you inquiring about my mental or emotional growth?” *Her age is explained through her backstory.*

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Backstory

Pre-childhood:

Born when Tony was still pretty young, Sunny’s birth was kept a secret from the world. Written off and lied about as being a miscarriage, Sunny was actually taken from her mother in her father’s plans to make a back-up for Captain America - the man that he never truly gave up searching for, but eventually began making plans to replace.

During Maria’s pregnancy with Sunny, Howard had began his work on trying to duplicate the serum given to Steve. He had yet to finish or perfect it, however, when it came time for Maria to have her.

Coincidentally, she was born early. Further cramping the timeframe of which Howard had to work with. Planning for the “greater good” of society and the world as a whole, Howard took it upon himself to put Sunny in a cryogenic chamber for safe-keeping. Leaving her there with a computer hooked up to it to systematically feed her knowledge about the world as it was gained, and to give her what he had managed to put together of the super-soldier serum that had been given to Steve before most of the remaining few records of it even existing were mysteriously ‘lost,’ never to be recovered again.

Thinking that the cryogenisis chamber would aid in slowing the absorption of both the information and the serum down until it could actually be completed all the way, Howard left Sunny in the chamber to be raised at a later time.

Never revealing to Tony that he had a little sister that he was using as a lab rat - or that he even had another sibling to begin with. All memories and questions about his mother’s second pregnancy were shut down with frustration and anger - depending on how Howard was doing at the time with his pet project.

Unbeknownst to her father when he placed her in the chamber, Sunny had been born with mutant genes. Dormant genes that had yet to come to develop her powers; ones that would not only be influenced by his actions regarding her, but forever changed by them.

After Howard and Maria’s deaths, the records of Sunny and the project were shut down and put away for good. No one knew what to do with her; subsequently, she was left in the chamber and forgotten, where she was not found until much later, when a suspiciously caused power failure led to the malfunctioning and shutting down of her chamber. A curious janitor found her days afterwards, dehydrated and alone in the old area.

When her identity was discovered through analysis of her DNA - which showed only abnormalities in the infant child’s blood at the time, not what she truly was or had within her - and all attempts to reach Tony Stark himself about the baby were a bust, Sunny was given to another relative to be raised. A very distant cousin on Howard’s side, living out on an old ranch in the country.

Sunny was not discovered until the mid-to late summertime of 2002, after an aftershock from an earthquake shook up the oldest parts of the building where she was being kept, and the lower to the entire structure had to be rebooted. Found by a janitor who was looking for injured people and who had heard her crying, the search for who she was and where she belonged began.

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Known childhood:

After the subsequent care had been taken of her and her blood had been drawn for a DNA analysis (though the results were odd and only her parentage could be discerned at the time) the hunt for her family began. Before placing her with anyone outside of their family, multiple attempts to contact her elder brother Tony were made. When this failed, other relatives were tried and exhausted. Many were ruled out to begin with because it was thought that they were not suitable, making the search for placement that much harder. Finally, right when they were about to seek a different kind of homing placement for her, a letter back was received.

Sunny was taken in by Howard’s very distant cousin Hannah, and her husband George. It took them awhile to settle on a name for her, or even to agree to take her in when they already had children of their own to take care of. But when the men in black suits (which raised quite a stir in their rural little community) came from SHIELD to bring her to them, they knew that they had to keep her.

The first few years of raising her, went by at a pace that Hannah and George did not expect. Since Sunny was so different from their own two children, they had a larger learning curve than most parents of an adopted cousin would.

At the age of two, Sunny was already talking better than the other two had. She got around without nearly as much trouble, and always seemed to either want to be starting at the window to watch stars at night, or at whatever screens were available to her. By the age of three, going on four, she had developed more of an interest in taking her toys apart and putting them back together again, than actually playing with them. Her free time, mostly spent in finding things she wasn’t supposed to be in and fixing them up nearly as good as new.

It was not until the age of six, however, that Sunny really got a lot more attention from anywhere outside of their little country haven. Since she only seemed to want to fix or build things when she was supposed to play outside, eventually the other kids got tired of having to watch her and they decided to take her back inside. Having meant to get her in trouble so that she would have to stay inside instead, the other kids waited until Sadie-May wasn’t around and took Sunny up to the attic to let her play with the old computer. Not thinking that she’d be able to do much with it, but knowing that none of them were supposed to be in the attic regardless, Sunny got left up there a lot in hopes that she’d get caught.

This was, however, not what got her noticed by the outside world. It was her ability to fix the computer up, to hotwire the internet for them by toying with cables, and what she did afterwards that truly earned her the unwanted attention that the two SHIELD agents had warned them about letting be on her.

At about six years old, the computer had to be moved downstairs so that the other kids, her cousins and those from nearby families, would stop leaving her upstairs. It was also around this time, that she found out for herself and made connections to things that she wasn’t supposed to be able to. With an abnormally high IQ that was only amplified by the testing done on her and the information being fed into her, Sunny continued on like this - not acting like any other child in the area. Or that any of them had ever heard of, either.

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Her approximate age(s) through the movie timelines: **Which would be after she is taken out of the cryogenic chamber, because she didn't start biologically aging until then.**

Iron Man 1 - 2010, she's 8.

Iron Man 2 - 2011, she's 9.

Avengers 1 - 2012, she's 10.

Iron Man 3 - 2012, six months after Avengers 1. Still 10?

Avengers 2, Age of Ultron - 2015, she's 13.

Captain America: Civil War / Spider-Man: Homecoming - 2016, she's 14.

Avengers: Infinity War - 2017, she's 15.

Avengers Endgame - 2017 to 2022, she is 15 through 20.

[glitchky]

Im actually mad, fuck this. I had gifs and shit for this @pensivebuggo tag for sharing 10 of my favorite females but my post kept crashing.

1. Lara croft (Tomb Raider)

2. Ellie (The last of us)

3. Molly (The walking dead game)

4. Iq (Rainbow six siege)

5. Willow (Don't starve together)

6. Carol (The walking dead series)

7. Ruby (RWBY)

8. Marceline (Adventure time)

9. Rosalina (Nintendo)

10. Lindsey Stiring (Violinist)

[eyebeastposts]

Fan Fiction Road: The Altar of EyeBeast

SUGGESTION PHASE CLOSED

   Driving down Fan Fiction Road in the dark of night, your car suddenly  breaks down as you pass through a thickly wooded area. Devoid of phone  service, you find yourself drawn to a strange light in the tree line.  Pushing through the bushes you find yourself standing in front of an old  church. The pictures and strange runes along the walls do not appear to  come from any known religion. Peeking up at the stained glass window,  you see a glimmer of the light that first drew you in. Steeling your  nerves, you push open the imposing set of doors and step inside.

    Your nose is assaulted with the scent of heavy incense. You find  yourself in in the center chamber where dozens of hooded figures dressed  in black robes are gathered. They don’t appear to pay much attention to  you, even as the door shuts loudly behind you. The reason becomes  evident as you look at the thing atop the grey, stone altar.

    Its shape mimics that of a singular, human eye blown up to the size of a  hot air balloon. Its grey sclera counteracts the void of black making  up its glowing pupil and iris. The eye shifts gradually, to both observe  its followers and maintain a glimmering cloud in the center. Mesmerized  by the thing’s strange aura, you take another step forward to look into  the anomaly.  

    Upon a closer look, you see dozens of images pass through the cloud.  The images depict characters from various, popular franchises going  through strange and unusual sequences. As off-putting as some of the  scenes are, you can’t help watching out of either curiosity or genuine  enjoyment. A tap on your shoulder brings you back to reality.

     Turning your head, you are met with the soft gaze of a woman with a  shaved head. The eye creature is drawn on her forehead in ink,  surrounded by the same symbols from outside. “Hello traveler,” she says  in a low voice. “I see you’ve stumbled upon our little gathering.”

     Without a word, she leads you deeper into the crowd. “We are the  followers of the All Seeing One, the deity you see before you. Their  power is immense, able to alter space, time, and various realities to  create pocket dimensions for its own amusement. From time to time, it  gives us certain request. In return for providing a list of acceptable  candidates, it demonstrates its powers to us by recreating the scene  using the choices agreed upon by its followers.”

     As soon as she stops talking the image at the altar disappears, making  the rest of the hooded figures turn towards you. “If your mind is open  and your desires forthcoming, feel free to join our group of worship  under the eye of the All Seeing One. However, if you reject our offer we  will have no choice…but to politely ask you to leave.”

     Someone in the crowd purposefully clears their throat. “After you’ve  helped yourself to the food table of course,” she adds. “Especially  Stephen’s snicker-doodles, they are just divine.”

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    For the past few years now, I’ve made it a tradition to have people  vote on what kind of fan fiction story I write next. Typically, I would  pick a subject (weight gain, transformations, etc.) and have people  suggest various characters and scenarios that fit the subject. While I  have enjoyed the previous sessions, I want to shake things up a bit in  terms of how things are done and what kind of stories I get to write.

  If you’ve read the above story, it sets the stage for what I want to do.  I’m going to provide five different scenarios, each of which is a  different request from the All Seeing One. For two weeks, your task will  be to suggest offerings (characters) that will fit the criteria for  each scenario. Once the suggestions are in, there will be a survey that  will determine which stories you want me to write and with which  characters. And yes, I said stories.

  My plan with this session is to suggest ideas that can be told in  relatively short stories. Using this method, I should be able to do  multiple stories going in order of popularity. I can’t promise that I’ll  do every single one, but I’ll try to do most of them. If you want to  get involved and become a member of the Church of EyeBeast, take a look  below at the guidelines and scenarios. Please read carefully.  

Guidelines:  

To suggest a character/characters, send the name of the character,  what franchise they’re from, and which scenario you want them in. You  can either use my ask box or message me directly

Regardless of method you use to suggest a character, no names will be  attached to the candidates.

You can submit as many suggestions as you wish until I close the submission phase.

You are free to suggest any characters you want, but if you want to   suggest one from something I know, you can refer to my media sheet: https://www.deviantart.com/eyebeast.....heet-819010665  

NO CHILDREN  

I will be looking just for characters, not scenarios.  

The same character can be suggested for difference scenarios as long as they fit the criteria.  

During the suggestion phase there will be no cap on how many  characters can be suggested for a scenario. However, once the polls are  made I will be narrowing down the character pools to no more than 10  entries each.  

The suggestion phase will last for two weeks, ending on JULY 15TH.  At that time, I will open up the survey for people to vote. After   another week, I will close the survey and announce the results.  

Scenarios:  

A) Couple’s Feast- We have an issue of too many leftovers from our last  meeting. The All Seeing One wishes to give them to one lucky couple. For  this one in particular, they will be looking for one male and one  female.

-General Idea: Male and female mutual weight gain.  

-Criteria: Any male and female couple.  

1. Joker (Persona 5) and one of the girls based on a poll

2. Breath of the Wild Link and Zelda  

3. Andy and Mai (KOF)

4. Hiro and 02 (Darling in the Franxxx)

5. Chris and Jill (Resident Evil)

6. Tharja and Male Robin (Fire Emblem)

7. Shuichi and Kaede (Danganronpa)

8. Mulan and Shang (Disney)

9. Vincent (Catherine) and either Catherine or Katherine based on a poll

10. Kimihito (Monster Musume) and a Monster girl based on a poll

11. Ryu and Chun-li (Street Fighter)

12. Izuku and Ochako (My Hero Academia)

13. Ed and Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist)

14. Makise Kurisu and Houoin Kyouma (Steins;Gate)

15. Male Reader and Doki Doki Literature Club Girl based on a poll

16. Male Reader and Huniepop Girl based on a poll

17. Hisao Nakai and Katawa Shoujo Girl based on a poll

18. Joey and Mai (Yu-Gi-Oh)

19. Inuyasha and Kagome (Inuyasha)

B) Princess Makeover-The All Seeing One wishes to gift someone who is of  lower class or rough around the edges a taste of the high life,  specifically what it’s like to be a princess. They will be given an  extreme makeover, giving them the curves, bountiful hair, and regality  befitting someone of royalty. Gender of tribute does not matter.  

-General Idea: Extreme hourglass expansion, hair growth, princessification, and, if applicable, gender swap.  

-Criteria: Any character that could be described as being against  traditionally girly things. Things like a tomboy, a warrior, etc.  

1. Samus (Metroid)  

2. Ryuko (Kill La Kill)  

3. Sakura (Street Fighter)

4. Chie (Persona)

5. Korra (Avatar)

6. Aladdin (Disney)

7.  Lady (Devil May Cry)

8. Tracer (Overwatch)

9. Lara Croft (Tomb Raider) poll to decide between classic and reboot

10. Kazuma (Konosuba)

11. R. Mika (Street Fighter)

12. Rotty Tops (Shantae)

13. Ganondorf (Zelda)

14. Amara (Borderlands)

15. Asuka (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

16. Shinobu Jacobs (No More Heroes)

C) Royal Reversal- The All Seeing One wishes to teach humility to the  upper class. The offering shall be given a complete reversal for their  life. Skinny to fat, clean to dirty, intelligent to idiotic, male to  female and vice versa. Obviously the offerings we are looking for must  come from royalty or are suitably upper class.  

-General Ideas: Weight gain, IQ loss, slob, and gender swap.  

-Criteria: Royalty or upper class. Things like kings, queens, princes, princesses, and the fabulously wealthy.  

1. Karin (Street Fighter)  

2. Wonder Woman (DC)  

3. Satsuki (Kill La Kill)  

4. Sonia (Danganronpa)

5.  Lucina (Fire Emblem)

6. Midna (Zelda) poll to decide which version

7. Hilde (Soulcalibur)

8. Peach (Mario)

9. Parasoul (Skullgirls)

10. Mary Saotome (Kakegurui)

11. Malty Melromarc (Rising of the Shield Hero)

12. Catarina Claes (My Next Life as a Villainess)

13. Emelia (Re:Zero)

14. Risky Boots (Shantae)

15. Starfire (Teen Titans)

16. Jasmine (Disney)

D) Pig Deity-The All Seeing One wishes for an ego boost. Provide to them  the name of a god or holy person to wallow in the mud and become the  patron saint of hogs.  

-General Ideas: Weight gain and anthro pig transformation.  

-Criteria: A holy person, either a deity or someone very religious.  

1. Palutena (Kid Icarus)  

2. Aqua (Konosuba)  

3. Crim (Interspecies Reviewers)  

4.  Tiki (Fire Emblem)

5. Panty (Panty and Stocking)

6. Rosalina (Mario)

7. Azazel (Helltaker)

8. Venus (Huniepop)

9. Sophitia (Soulcalibur)

10. Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

11. Hestia (Is it Wrong to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?)

12. Holo (Spice and Wolf)

E) Pokemon Fusion- The All Seeing One has become aware of a world  inhabited by creatures called Pokémon. Its interest has piqued  concerning the everlasting bond made between the creatures and their  trainers. A test must be performed to see if we can further this  connection by combining the two beings.  

-General Ideas: Transformation and other effects based on the Pokémon chosen.  

-Criteria: A trainer and a Pokémon, preferably one that they have some kind of connection with.  

1. Roxie/Koffing  

2. Whitney/Miltank  

3. Bea/Hariyama

4. Flannery/Magcargo

5. Melony/Lapras

6. Sabrina/Slowbro

7. Nurse Joy/Chansey

8. Pokemon Breeder/Ditto

9. Fantina/Driftblim

10. Hilda/Scolipede

11. May/Slaking

12. Cynthia/Garchomp

13. Dawn/Spiritomb

14. Kiawe/Salazzle

15. Jessie/Arbok

16. Hex Maniac/Gourgeist

17. Officer Jenny/Arcanine

18. Lusamine/Buzzwole

19. Iris/Zekrom