#laoft patton

[incorrect-laoft-quotes]

Patton: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.

Patton: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

Patton: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?

Thomas: This is Monopoly.

[skylarstar1000]

Patton drives a truck in any AU I don’t make the rules

[spacedouterri]

@chemicallyimbalancedroman

came back from death wrong trope? you can easily avoid this by just never dying at all (stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wr)

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

you mentioned in the tags of that burnout post that its been 6 years and you still havent gotten to everything you wanted to in laoft, just out of curiosity are there any fics youve had in mind since the beginning/early on that youre still planning on writing but havent yet?

mostly prequels ive referenced but never gotten around to actually writing

the time as young teens/middle schoolers roman fell out of tree, hit his head and lost consciousness and logan had a week-long catastrophic meltdown about it (this is titled 'logan and the terrible horrible no good very bad week' in my documents)

a fic about very early LAMP dealing with/talking out romans habit of agreeing to or initiating things he doesnt actually want to do in order to protect himself from anything he perceives as them being mad at him

midquel during what you choose to put in the ground, were patton and logan discuss roman the day after meeting him and whether or not theyre going to try and be his friend

Virgil misunderstanding a human cultural thing because of movies/tv and assuming its like, Legally Required Of Him to ask permission of LMPs parents to marry them, so he goes to shelley first sweating bullets and shelleys like 'oh sweetheart' and we get a little bonding moment for them

more companions to Wit where i show all of the lamp combos moment of Realization when they fall in love

silly tea leaf reading fic that been languishing 3 sentences long for like 5 years

may and night!roman the first time she teaches him magic

logans flower shop opening

death threat jar.... TWO

gc goes camping

may and roman visiting abby's grave when he's a kid (9-10) and him feeling conflicted about it because he doesnt remember her/worrying he doesnt love her 'enough'

a more bittersweet companion to Requiem with Linda and Remus and their families

i really want to do more guidebook entries but i got a new computer and lost my copy of clipstudio and cant figure out how to get it back XD so i have to wait until i figure that out or buy a new copy

May + virgil hurt/comfort reminiscing about Greta and Trudi.

Dot and Larry romance fic featuring alternating cheerleader and heckler abby

analogical word association games (analogical because logan has a ginormous vocabulay and virgil is hundreds of years old, so the goal winds up being trying to say a word the other doesnt know or doesnt know enough words to play off of)

We've had badass protective LAM but i have one for Patton thats languishing as well

Virgil stumbling up on the Gage's hunting blind, which used to be Greta and Toby's house and is now derelict

fae specific idioms vs wickhills specific idioms

fire poker drama with roman and dot - he finds out about it and is uuuuuh. unhappy, to say the least

roman doing knot/weaving/braiding magic like his mom on his and linda's hair

a day in the life of dr. emile picani the only psychotherapist in a town full of magically traumatized people only he is qualified to treat (AKA So Much Pressure)

Dot and Larry with a very young Logan realizing that they have a child who physically can't lie and that it would therefore be extremely easy for them to violate his boundaries and privacy without even meaning to, and them talking about how to handle that

theres other stuff in the someday file, but these are the once ive had from or almost from the start

[tulipanthousa]

hihi this isnt particularly nsfs but i think its only been discussed on this blog, but im still absolutely enamoured with transfem/multigender logan she means the world to me. there is something about transitioning whilst in a relationship and receiving nothing but unconditional love and acceptance in response that is so good, both just with virgil through like the earlier stages of discovery and then in the afterlife coming out to patton and roman after going through the exploration stages and just knowing her identity... so good (also also in love with wife guy roman, he sees logan and thomas hanging out one time and is like "oh thomas! i see youve met... my wife!", thomas: "yes actually your wife has been my sister her entire life...")

hi nonnie this was so sweet i just wrote so there will be transfem laoft logan fic sometime in the coming week. everybody say thank you nonnie

[celestial-shiftz]

ᯓ★ laoft dr — the friend group / part one — my boyfriends! i’ll do a more in depth post about how we got together/met/ect later! xx icarus

Roman Gage / 04.02.06 [ He Him . Witch . Bitchcraft ]

Full Name — Roman Gage Nickname(s) — Ro, Princey, Sir Roman Gender/Sexuality — Male ; Gay ; Polyam Height — 6’1” [ 185cm ] Pronouns — He/Him/His Birthday — 04 February 2006 Age — Eighteen [ 18 ] Grade — Class of ‘24 [ Graduated ]

Patton Waller / 15.01.06 [ He Any . Songbird . Goldilocks ]

Full Name — Patton Waller Nickname(s) — Pat, Wren, Songbird, Goldilocks Gender/Sexuality — Male ; Gay ; Polyam Height — 5’8” [ 172cm ] Pronouns — He/Him/His + Any/All Birthday — 15 January 2006 Age — Eighteen [ 18 ] Grade — Class of ‘24 [ Graduated ]

Logan Sanders / 04.05.07 [ He Him . Changeling . Berry ]

Full Name — Loganberry Elijah Sanders Nickname(s) — Lo, Berry, Snowmelt Gender/Sexuality — Male ; Gay ; Demisex ; Polyam Height — 5’9” [ 179cm ] Pronouns — He/Him/His Birthday — 04 May 2007 Age — Seventeen [ 17 ] Grade — Class of ‘25 [ Senior ]

Virgil Baumgartener / 19.12.XX [ He They . Unseelie . spinneprinz ]

Full Name — Virgil, Spider Prince of the Winter Court, Lord of the Forest, Bruderspinne Nickname(s) — Spinneprinz, V, Verge Gender/Sexuality — Agender ; Gay ; Polyam Height — 6’6” [ 198cm ] Pronouns — He/Him/His, They/Them/Theirs Birthday — 12 December XXXX Age — Unknown [ 18 ] Grade — …not in school.

[tssdresses]

Update on Orange Poll Dress and Roman's Casual Look Mini project

Just a quick update for you all about how these projects have been progressing, plus a sneak peak on the next dress I want to make.

On both of these projects: I am heading back to school this week, and classes start next week, so they're on hold until I can get adjusted to the new schedule. Shouldn't take too long, but you should expect to hear about the Roman mini project before the poll dress.

Orange Poll Dress

So, this dress has had the least amount of progress since I last posted about fabric scavenging on 12/24. I haven't had the time to go and get some fresh fabrics, and the fabrics I have were really leaving me... uninspired. You'd think that a dress which I had other people pick out all the design elements for would be easy to make, but, uh... not really, unfortunately. I'm working on it!

It's on pause until I can go to a fabric store with some friends to get properly re-inspired and get a good idea going! I'm hoping to give you an update on it in the next month (so, mid February).

Roman's Causal Look Mini project

Okay, on the list of things to do for this project now includes getting a proper master post up, haha.

This outfit has a few elements that still need completion.

The jacket is done!

I started making a corset top via the 'wrap yourself in plastic and duct tape to make a pattern' method and it didn't go very well, so I'm scrapping that to try something else. The top still needs some editing.

I found a cool mesh shirt with floral patterns I'm going to use as an undershirt, though!

The skirt looks awesome and just needs to have an elastic waist put in, and then it'll be good to go.

I have the coolest boots for the outfit and I'm so pleased.

So, in short, I have minor adjustments to make on the skirt and a corset-inspired blouse to make, and then it'll be ready. I also have a tiara I've been wanting an excuse to wear so this'll be great.

My goal is to complete this cosplay by the end of February.

Upcoming project

Spring is coming! The next dress I make I am very excited for. It's going to be a sundress for Emile Picani, based on the fanfiction Love And Other Fairy Tales, mostly because I want a sundress I can wear. My goal is to make it in the month of March so it's ready for springtime in the mountains.

(No one say anything about Patton's wedding dress from LAOFT it's in a bag in the back of my closet begging me to work on it I'll get to it eventually I promise)

[kytiapseud]

New to Flames

Roman decides to experiment with his newly discovered fireproof ability. Logan did not expect the effect this would have on himself.

Pairing: Logan/Roman

Word count: 1285

Warnings: Fire, Kissing

Notes: This one wasn't too bad. I just felt self-conscious at the time. From Tuliptober. Inspire by Laoft. Set early in LAMP’s relationship in Laoft, a bit after Grandmother though since Logan knows about Roman’s fire tolerance

As far as Bonfires went, this wasn’t bad. Not that Logan had many to compare them to. The Adams’ had decided to throw a bonfire. Not their typical, ‘everyone in the school is invited because of how small Wickhills is’ party. Just friends this time. Which was nice in some ways. Not having to deal with pricks was a plus. Even if there had been fewer problems with Virgil being around the three of them more now.

So yeah, he hadn’t had much experience with a smaller get-together like this. Even if Thomas’s friends had tried to invite him to things before. Then again, it was a while before Logan felt like they were his friends as well.

Virgil had only recently joined them in social things, having been in his sleep spell for so long. Yet, Logan already felt his absence at this one. Virgil had cited something about dealing with annoying gentry all day. They drained his social battery. Logan had a feeling Patton had encouraged Virgil to take care of himself. Even if it seemed like he was more invincible as a fae. Virgil wasn’t quite yet very comfortable about groups of their friends anyways.

Logan thinks he didn’t like to intimidate people that his loves liked, even if it wasn’t on purpose.  Patton could have come, but he was tired as well. Logan had a feeling Virgil didn’t want their songbird to go out on his own when Virgil himself was drained. There were still fae tensions after all.

So Logan felt their absence, but at least he had Roman. Roman, who usually took to being the life of the party when among friends. Yet he wasn’t this time. They sat on the other side of the fire from where most of the group was. Roman was strangely quiet for some reason. Logan didn’t particularly mind. Yet given Roman’s usual nature, he wondered if he should ask his boyfriend about it.

Roman seemed strangely contemplative for some reason. He was staring at the fire. As Logan was working up the nerve to ask, Roman reached directly toward the fire. Logan’s instincts kicked in, immediately reacting to a threat to his love’s well-being. He reached to grab Roman’s arm, but Roman didn’t cry out when his hand hit the flames.

Logan was quickly reminded of Roman’s fire-proofness. Roman brought his hand back out, cupping a flame like he had scooped it out of the bonfire.  

“Whoa,” Roman breathed out. He pulled it more towards him.

“I knew I was fireproof, since learning I’m a witch. I’ve mainly used this with cooking, and haven’t tested it with actual fire.”

Logan knew it would be fine. But part of him wanted to protest that wasn’t the smartest way to test something so dangerous. Yet, he just kept staring at the cupped flames dancing in Roman’s hand.

They flickered back and forth, in the direction of the wind. As Roman held it closer, the little bit of light from it shone on Roman’s face. He looked…brilliant. Powerful. Logan almost thought he saw a flash of red in the flames as they danced in proximity to his love. Roman tilted his hand slightly from side to side. His fingers still cupped around the held flames.

Roman held his hand a bit further from himself before dipping one of his fingers into the little fire. He laughed a little when it lit the top of his finger on fire, like Roman himself was a candle. Yet didn’t burn. He was definitely playing with it now. Roman moved his fingers one by one into the little fire in his palm. He carefully moved his hand around without dropping the fire. Like he was mimicking the flames dancing around his hand.

Roman smiled down at it, pleased with himself.

“I wonder if Mamaw would have a problem with me messing around like this.”

The form of the flames kept changing, the way they do. They twisted around and flared a bit at the sides. Sometimes one spurt up a bit before the other motions continued. Roman’s movements imitated like he was controlling the fire, which in a way he was. Something felt so powerful about that image. Logan loved seeing Roman like this. The awe he showed at his own magical ability. Fire could be so strong. A burning heat whose destructive abilities were contained in one great witch’s hand.

Logan could keep watching the incredible ways Roman demonstrated this fire ability. Each lackadaisical show of his control over the fiery source drew Logan in to fall for the other even more. Something Logan would struggle to explain given how rational he thought he used to be.

Roman finally looked at Logan, the fire still in his hand.

“Specs?”

Logan looked up at him and blinked. It was hard not to be a little dazed when Roman was like this.

“What is it?” Roman asked.

Logan sighed. “You’re brilliant…,” He breathed out. Logan probably still looked a bit dreamy at Roman, but he couldn’t care in that moment. Roman smiled and shifted a little with a blush.

“Oh? Uh, I didn’t think magic tricks did the trick with you. After all, you can do much more impressive things-“

Logan shook his head a bit slowly. “No, it’s not just that. It’s because you’re the one doing it. You look so radiant…and wonderful…”

Roman made a choked noise and looked away, laughing a little.

“Oh, Specs…you sure know how to fluster a guy.”

“I only share what’s true.”

“Specs-“

And something must have come over Logan then. He found he had to lean over and kiss Roman. Roman’s mouth felt just as hot as the flame he had been holding a moment ago. Not in any way unpleasant though, exactly what he craved with Roman’s warmth right there in front of him. Roman made a surprised muffled sound before he groaned and kissed back enthusiastically. Two arms held Logan at the same time Logan reached more himself. Roman must have let the flame go, but that hand was still warm.

Something that made Logan shiver a bit. Roman laughed a bit into Logan’s mouth before he tilted his head and deepened the kiss more. Logan didn’t mind feeling hot here.

After a bit, a whistle startled them.

“Hey, before you two burn our eyes with such public indecency, had to tell you Remy says we’re doing smores soon.”

Roman looked at Kai with a scowl. “There was a whole fire separating us,” Roman said.

Kai rolled his eyes. “Yeah, whatever. This ain’t that kind of party. Calm yourselves to get smores or get a room.” And with that, Kai marched back over to the rest of them. They sighed. Roman looked at Logan to check on him, the sweet guy he was. Logan took some deep breaths.

“Do you need a moment to cool down?” Roman asked.

Logan didn’t want to part from Roman in any way at that moment. But he didn’t think he could deal with the embarrassment of coming back over to his friends so passion ruffled.

“Uh,” His voice croaked, “I could use a cold water.”

Roman nodded and gently slide Logan back onto the log bench.

“We can always continue later,” Roma said with a wink. He pecked Logan on the cheek before walking off to get him water. Logan sighed and put his face in his hands. Roman was going to be the death of him. He knew this. But he couldn’t imagine it any other way. Fire was apparently going on the list of things that could make it hard to be with partners in public. Not that he could really complain, mostly.

[thebestworstidea]

#3 lost

this and the last one can be combined as “Roman Gage and the very bad no good oh about 72 hours” where he just gets in arguments with everyone and then it gets worse.

(edit: switched to a version with better line clarity)

Still referring back to i looked just the same as everyone else

[starshineandbooks]

( I didn't think this would be cool to put on the blog for @ incorrect-laoft-quotes but I just love it so much and so it goes here as I cackle)

Emile, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Patton, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Kai: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Emile: Playing systemic oppression.

[coquettishcass]

If each day a flower

Patton had thought about kissing the fairy prince far more than was probably strictly appropriate; he’d wondered what it might be like, but nothing he’d imagined covered it even slightly.

The prince’s palms were cradling Patton’s face, impossibly gentle, like he was handling a soap bubble with his bare hands – and yet Patton was acutely aware of a buzzing under his own skin, like his hair standing on end just before lightning struck.

-Love and Other Fairy Tales by @tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors

Part 1

[incorrect-laoft-quotes]

*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Roman: I will not let you down.

Remy: Sounds fun.

Patton: K.

Logan: No, I'm fucking not.

Virgil: Do I have to be?

Emile: Please god, I am so tired.

[rainecreatesstuff]

Happy Halloween! (Click for better quality!)

The LaOFT boys are here! Dressed up as their pop culture equivalents!!

I had so much fun with this!! I will never pass up the chance to draw some LAMP, especially in the context of Love and Other Fairytales! Please please please go check out @tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors​ , his writing is absolutely amazing and she is a gift to this world.

[theinkyisles]

this was a pretty intense moxiety drawing i did a while ago and ended up coloring.  this is from @tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors​ ‘s laoft stories and i frankly am in love with his writing, so please go check them out! i

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

i have a little laoft afterlife question but its a bit main character death-y so feel free to ignore!

did everyone know by the time of virgil and logans death that fae and humans shared the same afterlife? or was it a situation where they were the first of their fae friends/family to die and everyone was kind of stuck wondering if they would ever see them again?

i think the not knowing would make it extra extra emotional when they showed up, but also i think itd be funny if they did know and were like "hi bell sorry you died but thank fuck ill see my husbands again"

so i do know the answer to your question, but its spoilers for a fic that is [counting] at least 3 extras away to get the needed intervening information, so im gonna put it under a cut

White followed Patton immediately

[tulipanthousa]

Nah I just know the spiderweb bondage would be crazzzyyy. Getting them down from there tho would be some work

the thing about laoft prinxiety is that they are by far the most impulsive pair within LAMP so if theres going to be an irresponsible sexcapade its probably them

so i have to believe in my heart of hearts that at some point Roman horny-tom-catted his way into roleplaying that he's a fae hunter who tied virgil up with his own silk so virgil can break free and ravish him and virgil being mid-sex and drunk on bussy went along with it

only for Patton and Logan to find them an hour later stewing in embarrassment while virgil's sisters try to pick him out of the situation he's gotten himself in

and i also have to believe that this has happened at least twice