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bareums · 1 year

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I’ll have our hotel’s best employee attend to you. I already chose my attendant. It’s Sa Rang. Not her. Why not? Because I said so. Remember the contract? You have to say yes to everything I say. Then I’ll stay. No, I don’t need you, go. Remember the contract? I have to stay next to you at all time.

King The Land | Ep 7

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zo1nkss · 1 year

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I see this on Nathan Foad's ig? I think of how in a modern world Lucius would post a billion photos of his husband.

YOU'RE SO RIGHT he would be so very in love with him and I would never be able to look at his page because I would be sick with it.

You think Ed and Stede are bad this season? Imagine Lucius with an instagram and a fiance. Bar none.

#he would be like fuck you hoes I landed a baddie #that baddie is off to the side telling everyone he works for Blackbeard the notorious biker gang leader #Blackbeard has never heard of him before #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers #only technically its like barely a spoiler #we all knew #lucious spriggs #black pete #lupete

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kieshartzishere · 6 months

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"Average person has glass embedded in their body 2 times in their lifetime" factoid is actually just a statistical error, averag person has glass embedded in their body 0 times in their lifetime. OP, who finds randomly gets glass (or someyimes ceramic) in their skin 4 times a year and has successfully pulled them all out of their body no matter the number or size by themselves, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Can I NOT be Glass Georg world.

#I be in my house havibg a time and notice a small bit of pain on a certain toe a couple of times too many #i joke its glass #i check #its GLASS #I cant FUCKING ESCAPE IT #ONE TIME I WAS GOING YO MY LIVING ROOM AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF “ahaha imagine glass randomly stabs me again here”#I do a little whimsical dance that has me landing and spinning on a heel and it was on guess what #thats right. gLASS.#FUCK SAKE.#aND THATS ONLY TWO STORIES OF HOE GLASS KEEPS JUST BEING IN MY BODY.#rant post #BUT LIKE KINDA FUNNY ON MY SUFFERING

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handlewithcare-delicate · 11 months

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Mijn hoofd: nee schat niet de fietshelm discourse nieuw leven inblazen de amerikanen hebben toch niet de capaciteit om zich te kunnen verplaatsen in de situatie van iemand die verder weg woont dan zuid canada

Mijn hart: DE HYPOCRIETE AMERIKANEN MOETEN WETEN HOE FOUT ZE WEL NIET ZIJN EN HOEZEER ZE HUN EIGEN DOMHEID VERRADEN DOOR HUN COMPLETE GEBREK AAN DE CAPACITEIT OM ZICH IN TE BEELDEN DAT ANDERE MENSEN ZICH IN ANDERE SITUATIES DAN HUN EIGEN BEVINDEN EN FAT VOOR HEN DUS ANDERE KEUZES REDELIJK ZIJN EN IEMAND MOET ZE ONDERWIJZEN EN HOE DURVEN ZE MIJN HELE VOLK TE BELEDIGEN EN DAM VERVOLGENS SCHIJNHEILIG TE DOEN ALSOF ZEI HET ALTIJD HET BESTE WETEN PUUR EN ALLEEN OMDAT ZE AMERIKAAN ZIJN EN AMERICA THE GREATEST DUS ZIJ HEBBEN LER DEFINITIE ALTIJD GELIJK DAT IS ZO FUCKING HYPOCRIET

#Het is midernacht en ik heb mezelf helemaal opgefokt #de audacity van die fucking mensen echt ongelofelijk #ze hebben sinds ze kind waren niet meer op een fiets gezeten en zijn nog nooit in Nederland geweest #en alsnog vinden ze dat ze recht van spreken hebben?? zelfs de autoriteit op dit gebied zijn??#oprecht hoe durf je. hoe haal je het in je hamburgerkop #en dan een heel volk gaan beledigen. gadverdamme.#of doen alsof een paar internetgekkies iets geks doen. alsof het niet gaat om een volledig land van 17 miljoen mensen #die allemaal een goed geinformeerde afweging maken #maar ja kom uit het beste land op aarde dus mijn slecht geinformeerde mening is belangrijker dan 17 miljoen goed geinformeerde meningen #stik in je ranch en wordt overreden door een suv.#dutchblr #nederblr #nederland

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captainbrookeworm · 1 year

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Hey guys if I did a LotL DTIYS, would y’all be down? I have a drawing idea and I think it would be fun, but I’ve never hosted one before.

I would post links to all of the entries on LotL Art and reblog all of them, but I’m unsure about further prizes/rules/time limits at the moment. If you have any tips or experience, lemme know in the comments!

#land of the living #lotl #lotldtiys #ninjago #fanart #morro #greencousins #putting feelers out there cause it would kinda suck to have just like NO one participate #ya feel?#I'm still gonna make the drawing tho #potential prizes would be something like a commission not cash or items that need to be shipped #in case that influences opinions lol #originally the 'no' option was 'hoe don't do it (oh my god)' but I didn't want people to pick that just because it was funny #I'm being /srs not /j I need to be /srs #draw this in your style

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silvyavan · 2 months

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Genuine reaction to Acier being a murder hobo mom AND I get to see the Silva siblings suffer, thus I can continue making the Acier Trauma Cycle AND rag on this chapter because the writing/exposition is not good.

#there are many things that i dislike about this chapter #none of which are about Noelle and more about the silva siblings/Vanessa and Grey Being Ignored/we dont even get the Qlipoth devil name drop #is the art phenomenal? yes but q manga cant run on nothing but pretty pictures #im not sure if mha has spoiled me with toxic family dynamics handling but Horikoshi landed the Todoroki family drama PERFECTLY #and primarily because he had time and momentum to develop it and attach emotional stakes to it #vs the Silva family bullshit not even having the DAD present in the family and the hoes getring an appearance post Elf arc only TWICE #before this chapter #silv memes #black clover manga #black clover

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dearest-lady-disdain · 3 months

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hiiii welcome back the waste land t.s. eliot

#richard siken #i should be at the club scaring the hoes away by explaining the waste land

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bath-creek-lake · 9 months

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They say Lake can’t land, but to that I say her dice are rolling 10.6 on average so get wrecked and then my horse bites you.

#ardowin: hoe #lake galatfire #Lake Can’t Land

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himeprincessa · 8 months

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Mom I'm tired

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guckies · 2 years

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Hypothetically speaking if Utah is L’Manberg and Nevada is las nevadas then out of those states the smp land is either

WYOMING

ARIZONA

OR FUCKING

IDAHO

#mcyt #dream smp #dreamsmp #wilbur soot #quackity #dreamwastaken #dream mcyt #tommyinnit #you guys realise how fucking funny it is if eret is king eret of Idaho (I da hoe) IDAHO #AND THAT GEORGE WAS ONCE KING #BROOOOOOO #also I didn’t include California bc the smp land is touching both and California doesn’t

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jvzebel-x · 11 months

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we keep us safe.

#absolutely fucking disgraceful that the pigs are going w a 'fake gun' narrative after shots were fired.#pathetic. absolutely pathetic. cowardly lying little bitches every single fucking pig.#also if you looks closely you can see an unmasked person who is likely his partner in the passenger seat #&i just cant imagine being that hoe. i would take that gun&blow my brains out if i were ever stupid enough to land myself #next to a person this fucking pathetic. look at the look on his face. he really thought he would roll up to a nonviolent protest&just be #able to terrify&terrorize everyone there. so fucking happy the left is strappin the fuck up.#undescribed

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callingsergeantbarnes · 2 years

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I hate, hate, setting the alarm for the next day. Alarms are just urgh...but my natural body clock does not wake me up early enough to get ready for work, or well get to work either let alone ready.

#that dread point the night before when I set the alarm for tomorrow and my heart drops #i hate it #I want a rich sugar daddy #or to win the lotto #either way the bills need to be taken care of #so I can be treated like a princess fucked like hoe and do whatever I want #katie wonders #katie doesn't want to adult #katie wants to escape to a magical land

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pomfiores · 2 years

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so I drew maleficent to leave on my cart. with a note so people know to not take from my cart and if they have to, just replace it. they took my soap bucket AND they TOOK! MALEFICENT! IDK WHO DID IT BUT NOW! I'm a little petty and a little motivated to start drawing again and leaving these drawings on my cart. with commentary. or not. mostly I will but physical art theft.....!!

edit: I drew her again lmao will I get in trouble? I don't see why it's just fun now.

#◟ ⋆ㅤㅤif my hair's a mess﹐my mind's a mess.ㅤ( ooc )#to delete *#I really liked that Maleficent.. I never drew her :(#whoever stole her from MY cart ur mom's a hoe. and I'm gonna draw her more.#only bc my coworker said 'someone took it?! draw more :)'#I work at the mouse land. this place started my art. it's full circle.#my lead was like 'youre an artist!?' Idk how to respond.#I don't really draw. I haven't in a while. but we will begin again.#I have a picture of her thankfully bc I wouldn't have smth to look at now that it's gone fjsbdj

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bitbrumal · 2 years

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every time i remember kaeya spanked his way into a dragon husband i- & THIS SPECIFIC ONE? help me. kaeya's truly cut from a different cloth smh my head.

his entire view on zhongli / rex lapis became very fucking flexible despite prejudice ( terror & the hatred born of it ) purely bc of zhongli's reaction LMAO. kaeya: *commits blasphemy, probably* zhongli vc: joke's on you i'm into that shit

#have to post this for everyone to see too tbh #kaeya ✦ galactia #their first meeting andeveryotherone lives rent free in my head. it truly did not in any way go as kaeya expected lmfao like yeah okay #he's not wholly unanticipated being sexually attractive at least BUT NONE OF IT HAPPENED WITH ANY OF THE EXPECTED VIBES #zhongli vibes immaculate 2k22-infinitum #imma stop now but these hoes have me so hype all the time i just don't tell u bc i'm cringe #LAUGHS #i also fondly recall 'colonise my lands geo daddy'

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barnbridges · 1 month

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sorry just heard someone call herself moldovan and tied to the earth... girl what earth the mcd on pushkin in chisinau.

#sorry every time i hear some eastern european person say they are “ties to the earth” im like dont #buy inti this colonial and orientalist mindset #yes we know what a hoe is more than the average londoner but jesus fucking christ #you did NOT grow up in a yard shut up #i love gatekeeping this. there are actual farmers or rural communities all over the world thst can be “tied to the earth”#i believe someone in appalachia can be tied to the earth or someone in germany #you shut your white ass down #its the land of our people glendale like #YOU were born in a devityetajka!!!

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telomirage · 3 months

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"can we get brnine a shovel or something else?" - friends at the table: palisade without context

#telomirage.txt #palisade #'grab a hoe […] the fields…it's just there's a lot of work' 'you show up at the landing pad with the hoe?' 'PLEASE don't talk #about gucci like that!' alskdjdkf

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