#lana writes rwrb

[noahreids]

PRETTY COMPETENT 🏒 Hockey AU, Meet Cute, Mutual Pining 🥅 Rated: E 💫 Words: 10,838

When NHL star forward Henry Fox volunteers for the community TimBits/Children's hockey practice, he doesn’t expect to be taken out at the knees by a fearless six-year-old or... to fall so hard for her single dad.

Read it on AO3

Many many thanks to the mods of the @anywhere-with-you-event, for putting on such a wonderful event! And! @glasshouses-and-stones, let me say again, it was a delight to write this for you and thank you for your wonderful prompts.

[tamtuliko]

In my many years of watching and reading BL, I loved last years RWRB Alex and Henry Paris scene. Taylor and Nick were very beautiful. The way Matthew created Paris scene was perfect. With soft kisses and all. I love this movie and thought that nobody will be able to create a better love making..

Look at them, so in love, so soft, Henry's dump eyes, Alex small kisses, nose touching forehead. It's a love making with a fully Lana del Ray background.

Look this... smiling, breathing each other air Sharing each other body. It's the most intimate and beautiful way to love each other.

But.... omg.... I watched ep4 of 4 minutes and Bible and Jes made to make me giggle, got a little shy, and kick my legs...

Really??? Jes??? Really??? And it was not in the script.. duude. That the acting.. another level. To understand your character this well... and Bible is getting all shy and stuff... maaaaaan. Give them Oscar already.

And then we got this...

Please focus on Bibles face, the way he looks up to Jes. I must admit I never thought that he could do this kind of acting, and omfg he is doing so good. Alittle dump eyes, blessed out face. Dis boy is in love, okay? And then the kiss, urgent kiss, for both of them, the culmination of the act. You can see all emotions, all love, and care for each other. And the acting is not just words. The acting is to use your face, your eyes, and your body to show the character. And both of them are doing just great, I must say perfect even.

I've got no more words.

RWRB is a masterpiece with acting, camera work, lighting, small details and cherry on top : acting.

4 minutes has all suspense, camera work, the story, and again top babes acting.

The only thing which is boring for me is Tonkla and his men. Sorry for their fandom, but I'm really done with their whatever is going in between. I hope that his character will develop and he will be e very big help with Greats timeline.

We have 4 more weeks and 4 episodes left...

I'm sure I can write PhD ✍️ in 4 minutes analysis, then my own one. Shit 🤣

[clumsyartish]

OMG IT'S OUT, IT'S OUT IT'S OUT!! Yes I watched it immediately after it came out in the middle of the night and I'll have to be up in like 4 hours but here it is.. My favorite

Rwrb quotes THAT MADE IT!! (And movie-only moments I'm still dying 4)

PS: DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT ANY SPOILERS (everything is out of context tho)

"Yes and I can assure you that making it was one of the most depressing moments of my career"

(Alex, it's good to see you... Sober) -OMG HENRY SLAY

"HRH PRINCE DICKHEAD💩"

"but we were ever so careful dear"

The turkey /cornbread knows my sins Henry [sort of]

"he's named after Bowie"

"Do you ever wonder who you'd be if you were some anonymous person in the world?... You're as thick as it gets"

(I totaly... Privately called that)

"here's what we're gonna do... You're gonna stay atleast 500 feet away from me..."

"As gay as a maypole"

(I have no idea what a maypole is... Are they known for their homosexual tendencies?)

(there's two things I've been dying to ask you)

(Who says make love anymore? Are we gonna like... Listen to Lana del Rey while we do it?)

[Alex faceplant on the bed after the Texas montage, Cuz lmao same]

(and I told my sistaaah... She was really happy for us... Tihi)

"everytime I see you it takes another year off of my life"

(we're gonna need some pizza)

"you need to figure out if you feel forever about him"

(dad what is this music? It's so not the vibe)

[ALEX READING ONE LAST STOP OMFG]

"please, have a little more faith in your old man"

"sometimes you just gotta jump, hope you're not standing on a cliff"

(I seriously doubt that x2)

(it's like there's a rope attached to my chest and.... *aaaaaaah*)

[I'm sorry, I know it's really emotional and all but the way Alex is just standing right up like 🧍‍♂️ while Henry swims away had me laughing to tears]

"if you want me to leave you'll have to tell me to leave" {aaaaaaahh}

(The dancing... THE FUCKING DANCING)

(WHEN THEY WRITE THE HISTORY OF MY LIFE I WANT IT TO INCLUDE YOU. And my LOVE FOR YOU!!)

"HISTORY, HUH?

BET WE COULD MAKE SOME"

(and I'm not gonna get any work done until you let these lovesick homosexuals on the phone with one another)

((hurry, please)I'll break the sound barrier for you)

(I HAVE, read your emails HENRY!)[I'm sorry I can't bahaha]

(Beca-Beca-Because)

(homosexssssiual)

(I think that's up for debate)

(Oh shut up your majesty)

[apollo-the-frog]

im just gonna make a list of my favorite rwrb quotes

(sorry for any mistakes)

"you decided to put your dick into the heir to the british throne" zahra says, as she is actively pegging the equerry to the heir to the british throne

"HRH PRICE DICKHEAD💩"

to alex from henry

("is alex claremont diaz going to be a father?" news) 

to alex

"but we were ever so careful dear"

The turkey /cornbread knows my sins, 

Henry 

-alex

(I totaly... Privately called that)

-nora abt henry kissing alex

(I have no idea what a maypole is... Are they known for their homosexual tendencies?)-alex

"Who says make love anymore? Are we gonna like... Listen to Lana del Rey while we do it?) -alex

"everytime I see you it takes another year off of my life" -zahra after she sees henry in alexs closet 

[ALEX READING ONE LAST STOP]

"it's like there's a rope attached to my chest and its pulling me towards you"

-alex on the dock with henry

"if you want me to leave you'll have to tell me to leave"-alex at the palace after henry ghosted him

(WHEN THEY WRITE THE HISTORY OF MY LIFE I WANT IT TO INCLUDE YOU. And my LOVE FOR YOU!!)

-alex (i think) at the museum at night

"HISTORY, HUH? 

BET WE COULD MAKE SOME"

-alex at the museum at night

(and I'm not gonna get any work done until you let these lovesick homosexuals on the phone with one another) -zahra on the phone to shaan after email leaks (the lovesick homosexuals are alex and henry)

"the phrase 'see attached bibliography' is the single sexiest thing youve ever writen to me"-henry (i think) in emails

"Sugar, I cannot express to you how much the press does not give a fuck about who started what," Ellen says. "As your mother, I can appreciate that maybe this isn't your fault, but as the president, all I want is to have the CIA fake your death and ride the dead-kid sympathy into a second term."-ellen claremont, after the cake incident 

“You and me and history, remember? We’re just gonna fucking fight. Because you’re it, okay? I’m never gonna love anybody in the world like I love you. So, I promise you, one day we’ll be able to just be, and fuck everyone else.”-alex, after email leaks

HRH Prince Dickhead @

You are the thistle in the tender

and sensitive arse crack of my life.

Text from Alex:

yo there’s a bond marathon on and did you know your dad was a total babe?

Text from Henry HRH Prince Dickhead:

I BEG YOU TO NOT

A: "You are gonna go be, like, five hundred feet away from me for the rest of the night, or else I am going to do something that I will deeply regret in front of a lot of very important people."

-after alex and henry make out in the red room

"O, fathers of my bloodline! O, ye kings of olde! Take this crown from me, bury me in my ancestral soil. If only you had known the mighty work of thine loins would be undone by a gay heir who likes it when American boys with chin

dimples are mean to him."-henry in emails writing a story abt them to alex

"Christ, you're as thick as it gets," he says, and he grabs Alex's face in both hands and kisses him.

“I don’t give a damn what Joanne has to say, Remus John Lupin is gay as the day is long, and I won’t hear a word against it.”-(henry i think) in texts

"The next slide is titled: EXPLORING YOUR SEXUALITY: HEALTHY, BUT DOES IT HAVE TO BE WITH THE PRINCE OF ENGLAND?"

-ellen claremont, the powerpoint presentation 

"Sometimes you just jump and hope it's not a  cliff."(idk who said that but i think henry)

"Wait. Zahra. Oh my God. I just realized. You're... my friend." "No, I'm not." "Zahra, you're my mean friend." "Am not."-alex (idk when)

"I've been gay as a maypole since the day I came out of Mum, Phillip."-henry, with the queen

"Diaz, you insane, hopeless romantic little shit, says the voice of the President of the United States, muffled in the bed. "It had better be forever. Be safe"-ellen claremont, on voicemail 

oh shit i forgot the agenst the walls one sorry 😢

if you know the page # or character/time mistakes put in tags :)

[whyarabella]

hi, welcome to my blog <3

im 18. i write (sometimes) and have nowhere to post my ramblings, hence the blog.

most of what i write draws inspiration from my daily life (which im most definitely struggling to romanticize) while i try to juggle it all (alone, mostly).

as for my posts, i'll add trigger warnings wherever i find necessary but still, if i ever mess up, please let me know.

asks (anon as well) and messages are always on - you're more than welcome to hit me up anytime about anything!! (as long as you're respectful).

i don't really have a dni but you gotta be respectful, ofc.

current favourites <3

🍙🍜🐈‍⬛🫧🌱🏳‍🌈

albums:

pure heroine

melodrama

reputation

folklore

when we all fall asleep, where do we go?

musicians:

lorde, taylor swift, cavetown, lana del rey, billie eilish, hozier, halsey, ashnikko

movies:

fight club (1999), midsommar (2019), hereditary (2018), exam (2009), rwrb (2023)

[bookishkates]

Ask Me About My Uterus by Abby Norman (BIG recommend)

The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern (literally changed my life)

Medieval or fairytale (can you tell there's a theme there)

Don't really have one (willing to take recs though! I just don't read a lot of science fiction)

Near-future, biopunk, and feminist science fiction (I'm actually currently writing something with these)

Payback's A Witch by Lana Harper and I Kissed A Girl by Jennet Alexander

Enjoy: enemies to lovers, grumpy x sunshine, opposites attract; dislike: smut (depending on execution), tragic queerness, the booktok man (if you know, you know)

Girl from the Sea by Molly Knox Ostertag (I have The Deep Dark locked and loaded for the next read)

Murder on The Orient Express by Agatha Christie

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid (ugly sobbed at this book)

A Lesson in Vengence by Victoria Lee (but this book is SUPER low on my book ranking list bc horror books need to meet a certain threshold for me)

The Last Thing He Told Me (again, the bar is on the floor bc this book didn't impress me either)

Don't have one

Mystery, thriller, horror, romance (sometimes), fantasy

A Good Girl's Guide to Murder by Holly Jackson (they're on my shelf to be read, but they're probably the best I can do)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan (basic, I know, but I can't help having taste)

I don't read series generally for the reason of them not being finished and also being a big time commitment

I try to! It depends on what I find in a store or on TikTok. I love the Blind Date with a Book boxes, so I usually just go with whatever I get in those.

Again, bookstores or TikTok. I cannot walk into a B&N or a BAM or even Target without getting a book.

The Great Gatsby; The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis; The House of the Scorpion by Nancy Farmer

Percy Jackson

Don't have but want one

Last Night at the Telegraph Club by Malinda Lo

Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

Fireheart Tiger by Aliette de Bodard

The Biscuit the Dog books and Chicka Chicka Boom Boom

Goodreads 1000%

178 and counting

3

Physical copy always

Molly Knox Ostertag and Casey McQuiston

Pretty much never now that I'm out of high school

N/A

Predictable endings in horror books; most horror books have had an ending I predicted from chapter 5, which ruined the experience as a reader

Talia Avramov (Payback's A Witch) and Lilah Silver (I Kissed A Girl)

The Last Thing He Told Me (kind of)

10 but I'm hoping to read another this weekend

Depends on the book. If the top reviews on Goodreads are bad, I generally don't pick up that book or add it to my tbr.

Yes, and I still do! Working on lots of things right now

Depends on location and travel method but generally 1 or 2.

No, but I have one exception in that I bought the collector's edition of RWRB.

My Harry Potter books (that I got literally probably ten years ago) because my mom and extended family have borrowed them to read.

Seven Husbands, Go the Distance by Jen Calonita, and The Night Circus

SEVEN HUSBANDS PLEASE and also I Kissed A Girl because I think it would have similar vibes to Scream (2000)

I like horror, witchy, autumnal, and sapphic books, please give me recs!

The Last Thing He Told Me, The Midnight Library by Matt Haig, and Jagged Little Pill by Eric Smith

Every book I've read since getting my Goodreads has a review, and I don't hold back.

Depends on the day, the vibe, and what I want. Generally I like funny or upbeat books for romance/sapphic reads, but I will always take sapphic rep in my horror/thriller/mystery books.

MORE GAY COWBOYS! AND PIRATES!

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Name the best book you've read so far this year.

Favorite fantasy book(s).

Favorite fantasy sub-genre(s). (high fantasy, urban fantasy, portal fantasy etc.)

Favorite science fiction book(s).

Favorite science fiction sub-genre(s). (dystopian, superhero, aliens etc.)

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Goodreads or StoryGraph (or something else)?

How many books do you have on your 'to-be-read' list?

How many books do you have on your 'currently-reading' list?

Do you mostly read through e-reader; reading app on phone; on your laptop; a physical copy; or by audiobook?

Name your favorite author(s).

How often do you read by listening to audiobooks?

Favorite book narration voice actor(s).

Least favorite trope in your most favorite book genre.

Your absolute most favorite character(s) from any book you've ever read.

The only example of your least favorite trope being written in such a way that you enjoyed it.

How many books have you read this year?

Do you read reviews before picking up a book?

Did you ever want to be a writer?

When you get ready for a week long trip to somewhere how many books do you download/pack inside the suitcase?

Do you buy hardcover book copies for previously purchased paperbacks and library books you enjoyed reading?

Title of a book you own that's in the worst physical condition you have. Explain what happened to it. Post a picture if you want.

The book(s) whose stories have become part of your very makeup.

What book(s) would you sell your soul to get a TV or movie adaptation of?

I like _____, recommend me a book to read, please (insert a book, or trope, or character, or... anything you like before asking for this one).

What are the last three books you read?

Do you leave reviews for the books you've read? How often?

Do you prefer hopeful, humorous, very emotional or darker books?

What kind of book have you never read but always hope to find at some point in the future?

[noahreids]

Magical illustration by @louikazooie 💫

Where All Light Comes In

"I'm having a really bad fucking day. You know that disaster girl meme? That's me right now, except the house on fire is my life and I'm definitely not smiling. My car's in a ditch, I'm soaked through, and I don't even know what state I'm in." If there was an award for running from your problems, Alex could win gold. Top three for sure. And style points for crashing into a ditch—and Henry's life. And Henry, well, he was just about to settle in for the night when a man appeared in his entryway—damp, bleeding, and beautiful. Christ, what the hell was he supposed to do with that? As their worlds collide, Alex fleeing his crumbling New York life and Henry hiding from a past he's tried to forget, they discover there's magic in second chances and unexpected connections.

Oh hai, it's bébé's first RWRB fic! and it's for the @aroyallybigbangrwrb! Excited, nervous, charmed ;) to finally post some words for this fandom (and something new for the first time in over a year)!

An absolute standing ovation to my artist partner @louikazooie who has created a magical illustration beyond anything I could have hoped for, I appreciate you very very much.

Alright, let's do this!

✨ Chapter 1 ✨ Chapter 2 ✨ Chapter 3 ✨ Chapter 4

[snixx]

dni if you: have a boyfriend, have the capacity to talk about boys you have crushes on for more than half an hour straight and regularly do so, are british, do not know who santana lopez is (you’re allowed to google her now), are a white american, dislike the iconic ships cazzie and/or catradora, dislike dosai, think idlis are better than dosais, do not know what a dosai is, pronounce dosai as doe-sah, use reddit, consider blue your favourite colour, think maggi is better than top ramen and/or yippee, can play more than one physical sport well, prefer dogs to cats, prefer cats to pigs and/or elephants, listen to lana del ray, think the album reputation is a masterpiece, have never tried writing fanfiction, hate physics, like chemistry, ship anything from superwholock, are an only child, enjoyed school, are a commerce/business student, prefer mlm ships, do not listen to ar rahman, do not take afternoon naps when you have the time to, never shifted as a kid, are monolingual, are an rwrb fan, put extra sauce on your pizza, dislike frooti, have never read an adiba jaigirdar book, prefer sambhar to rasam, hate audiobooks or use tiktok

should make one of those joke dni list games

[noahreids]

✨ Chapter 2 is live 💫!

Magical illustration by @louikazooie 💫

Where All Light Comes In

"I'm having a really bad fucking day. You know that disaster girl meme? That's me right now, except the house on fire is my life and I'm definitely not smiling. My car's in a ditch, I'm soaked through, and I don't even know what state I'm in." If there was an award for running from your problems, Alex could win gold. Top three for sure. And style points for crashing into a ditch—and Henry's life. And Henry, well, he was just about to settle in for the night when a man appeared in his entryway—damp, bleeding, and beautiful. Christ, what the hell was he supposed to do with that? As their worlds collide, Alex fleeing his crumbling New York life and Henry hiding from a past he's tried to forget, they discover there's magic in second chances and unexpected connections.

Oh hai, it's bébé's first RWRB fic! and it's for the @aroyallybigbangrwrb! Excited, nervous, charmed ;) to finally post some words for this fandom (and something new for the first time in over a year)!

An absolute standing ovation to my artist partner @louikazooie who has created a magical illustration beyond anything I could have hoped for, I appreciate you very very much.

Alright, let's do this!

✨ Chapter 1

[noahreids]

✨ Chapter 3 for your reading pleasure 🔮!

Magic? Alex might be a believer. Or, he’s just horny. Who’s to say?

Magical illustration by @louikazooie 💫

Where All Light Comes In

"I'm having a really bad fucking day. You know that disaster girl meme? That's me right now, except the house on fire is my life and I'm definitely not smiling. My car's in a ditch, I'm soaked through, and I don't even know what state I'm in." If there was an award for running from your problems, Alex could win gold. Top three for sure. And style points for crashing into a ditch—and Henry's life. And Henry, well, he was just about to settle in for the night when a man appeared in his entryway—damp, bleeding, and beautiful. Christ, what the hell was he supposed to do with that? As their worlds collide, Alex fleeing his crumbling New York life and Henry hiding from a past he's tried to forget, they discover there's magic in second chances and unexpected connections.

Oh hai, it's bébé's first RWRB fic! and it's for the @aroyallybigbangrwrb! Excited, nervous, charmed ;) to finally post some words for this fandom (and something new for the first time in over a year)!

An absolute standing ovation to my artist partner @louikazooie who has created a magical illustration beyond anything I could have hoped for, I appreciate you very very much.

Alright, let's do this!

✨ Chapter 1

[noahreids]

✨ Chapter 4!

In which Alex learns that hurting yourself on purpose isn't his best decision but it might get him some answers. 💐

Magical illustration by @louikazooie 💫

Where All Light Comes In

"I'm having a really bad fucking day. You know that disaster girl meme? That's me right now, except the house on fire is my life and I'm definitely not smiling. My car's in a ditch, I'm soaked through, and I don't even know what state I'm in." If there was an award for running from your problems, Alex could win gold. Top three for sure. And style points for crashing into a ditch—and Henry's life. And Henry, well, he was just about to settle in for the night when a man appeared in his entryway—damp, bleeding, and beautiful. Christ, what the hell was he supposed to do with that? As their worlds collide, Alex fleeing his crumbling New York life and Henry hiding from a past he's tried to forget, they discover there's magic in second chances and unexpected connections.

Oh hai, it's bébé's first RWRB fic! and it's for the @aroyallybigbangrwrb! Excited, nervous, charmed ;) to finally post some words for this fandom (and something new for the first time in over a year)!

An absolute standing ovation to my artist partner @louikazooie who has created a magical illustration beyond anything I could have hoped for, I appreciate you very very much.

Alright, let's do this!

✨ Chapter 1