#lan lips

[hulijingemperor2]

Shen Jiu: *hugs Ayao's arm one hand, while his fan was opened in the next~ as they walked to Fangfei mansion.*

Yao: *flutters his fan* would you like any staff, dear? All concubines, except for team dimple, has a staff here.

Shen Jiu: of course, Huangdi. I would be so honoured. They must help me look good for you.

But why don't team d have staff? Or did they kill them all.

Yao: *laughing* Shen Jiu, team d consider themselves my servants, so they decided not to have them. Minshan however has his clan staff, yangyang and yuyu have their assasins and own henchmen to carry out certain operations and assist them in fierce corpse experiments.

Other than that, there are palace maids who clean their residence so.

Shen jiu: ohh. Well I would like a staff. Now let's go make team dimple jealous.

You know, since we'll be alone, in a room. Probably decorated with roses.

Yao: ahaha, and peonies.

Shen jiu: hmm how fancy, my emperor.

Yao: I asked them to decorate the room with peach blossoms, and serve peach blossom wine. As I sensed that you love those flowers.

Shen Jiu: yess! I do. Thank you so much, Huangdi.

Team dimple: *peeping*

Mo xuanyu: what is he doing with my Yao gege.

Xue yang: obviously gonna bang him.

Su she: he's so proud of himself huh.

Xichen: oh team dimple, let then spend some time together.

But you know, I really wish it was me.

Mo xuanyu: keep it as a wish. Because he's mine!

Yao: *looks over his shoulder* team dimple. I can hear you.  Care to come out of hiding.

Mo xuanyu: *squeaks* team d is not here at the moment, Yao gege.

Xue yang: leave a message.

Shen Jiu: the emperor want to see you three twinks.

Xichen: four twinks actually.

Su she: ugh, lan lips. Huangdi. Sorry for eavesdropping. *kisses hand*

Yao: it's fine, beloved. I'm used to team d stalking me.

Xue yang: because you're sexy.

Shen Jiu: *jealous*

Yao: you guys teamed up with Huan?

Mo xuanyu: never!

Su she: he's not a part of team dimple.

Shen Jiu: can you tell me who is a part of team d.

I'm a new concubine, so I got to know.

Xue yang: Minshan, Yuyu and I.

And Jiggy. Well Jiggy is the reason for team dimple. He's our God.

Shen Jiu: yea, now leave your God alone. He's with me. And I will impregnate him.

Xichen: what??

Yao: what??

Shen Jiu: nothing.......I got carried away. Ehem.

Su she: you feel you're hotter than us, Shen Jiu?!

Shen Jiu: uh....yes?

Xue yang: Peak lord. Have you given Jiggy any gifts?

Su she: that's so selfish of you. You don't deserve my Huangdi then.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, deserves everything on earth.

Xichen: ah, I'm glad I got a vacation from team dimple.

Ayao.

Shen Jiu: Huangdi to you, Lan lips. *smug* and I'm planning on a gift, team d. Or I can always tie you three up and use you like a center table.

Xue yang: try.

Mo xuanyu: how dare you!

Shen Jiu: you will decorate Huangdi's living room.

Xichen: Ayao: *kisses* 

Shen Jiu: hey!

Xichen: *ignores* Ayao, I'm going to do some meditation.

Shen Jiu: wow wow wow. Why are you telling Huangdi that, Lan lips?

Yao: have fun Huan. *smiling* and team dimple, please behave. Or I'll get my sons to babysit you.

Shen Jiu: I think that's a good idea.

Xue yang: really? Them?

They can't babysit us. And we don't need babysitting.

Yao: you're right. Rusong Dianxia, who's able to let the Jianghu kowtow before him and give up their weapons, can't babysit you three.

Let me keep you occupied then. Team dimple

You go spy on the reformed Wens, to see if there's any uprising. Just to make sure.

Su she: will do, Huangdi.

Yao: mhm.

Shen Jiu: bye team dimple. Good riddance.

I mean good luck. Maybe you guys can learn how to not be so stuck up. Like I understand you want to lick Huangdi's dimple out of devotion, but do it in style. Come on. DO BETTER!

Mo xuanyu: we are doing it in style?! What do you want us to do?

Shen Jiu: *sigh* team dimple. You and Lan lips are getting in the way of my lovestory with the emperor.

Yao: oh gosh.

Su she: we knew him first!

Mo xuanyu: hey! We're not associated with Lan lips!

Yao: what a normal Tuesday afternoon, when the simps start fighting over me.

Xue yang: you're a team dimple anti!

Shen Jiu: no, I'm not your aunty. I just believe that I have the right to Huangdi and his hot self.  And I don't care if you know him first.

Shen Jiu: now will you excuse me. I'm going to sweep huangdi off of his feet and into my arms.

Yao: *amused* Shen Jiu!

Team dimple, I still love you. Don't be like that. Every harem member deserves their emperor.

Su she: we apologize, Huangdi. We're selfish when it comes to you.

Xue yang: Shen Jiu, if you dare impregnate him!

Shen Jiu: what you gonna do.

Yao: *laughing*

Shen Jiu: I can't wait to kiss those dimples. Oh my God.

You're so tiny, and gorgeous.

Xue yang: aren't you fighting with me?!

Shen Jiu: oh shut up, I'm looking at Huangdi's dimples.

Let's go Huangdi.

Xue yang: weirdo.

Mo xuanyu: that's our Yao gege.

Su she: everyone's mad for Huangdi's dimples.

~

Fangfei Imperial Mansion 📍

Shen Jiu: *sits and admires his Huangdi*

Yao: ah, serve yourself, won't you. I just got to get comfy.

*loosens his clothes, then makes his nine tails and fox ears appear.*

Shen Jiu: *drinks wine and admires him*

Yao: *eyes became more golden*

Shen Jiu: I'm gonna be destroyed tonight. But it's ok.

Maybe some other internet twink who choked on a bun can summon me again.

(Shen Qingqiu, what are you saying. You're the real Sqq, not Shen Yuan)

Yao: so you like my residence? *eating Dongying rose petal cheese*

Shen Jiu: it's magnificent. Just like the resident. 

What's this?

Yao: cheese from Dongying. I love to eat cheese with wine, like the people of the West.

Classy right?

Shen Jiu: definitely. *hugs and squeezes thigh* Huangdi. We're all alone.

Yao: *lifts chin* oh yes we are.

Shen Jiu: *kisses his dimples delicately.*

Yao: *kisses him in return, while brushing his fingers on his chest*

Shen Jiu: would Huangdi be upset with me if I impregnate him?

Yao: ahaha, not at all. But you know team d would have a problem. And my citizens may think that you misbehaved with their Huangdi.

Shen Jiu: oh dear.

Well I'll fight everyone then.

Yao: Shen Jiu. Don't fight them. I'll explain.

Shen Jiu: as you wish.

Yao: you're just being a harem member.

There's nothing wrong.

Shen Jiu: *kisses his neck and shoulders* Ayao, you can't be left alone. I love you so so much. I'm actually spellbound by you.

Yao: dear, that's what they all say. Ahh.

Shen Jiu: you're mine.

Yao: no, Peak lord. You are mine!

Shen Jiu: *laughing* I'm so happy to be owned by Huangdi.

Yao: *lifts chin* as you should.

Shen Jiu: *snuggles* Yao Huangdi, I'll definitely punch team dimple and Lan lips in the face for you.

Yao: oh please don't.

Shen Jiu: I don't want anyone to get between us.

Yao: and what about A-Su.

Shen Jiu: nah, I respect Huanghou. And she's hot, so.

Yao: good thar you know your limits.

You think A-Su is hot.

Shen Jiu: she's a supermodel. You two are a hot couple.

Yao: well she is a jewel. Some people either love her or jealous of her beauty.

Shanshan thinks she's hot too.

Shen Jiu: always team dimple. They want to take the whole cake, don't they. *pouts*

Yao: they're simps. It's their nature.

Shen Jiu: I heard from that fan guy. Huaisang. That Qin Su doesn't like Lan lips.

Yao: yea, they bicker sometimes. She thinks that he takes up too much of my attention amd believes that he's the empress.

Shen Jiu: ohoho *laughing* I love harem drama.

Zewu Jun do act like he's the empress.

Yao: I disagree though. Zewu Jun is so sweet, loveable and peaceful. He won't hurt a fly, and he knows his position in the harem.

We love each other. Even before he knew I was the hulijing Huangdi.

Shen Jiu: awww. But I still don't like anyone who takes you away from me. *kisses dimple*

I'm devoted to you, my beloved Huangdi.

Yao: so let me get this straight. You dislike team d and Zewu Jun.

Shen Jiu: no one in the harem actually.

Yao: *laughs daintily* oh dear.

You're one of a kind.

Shen Jiu: maybe, I kind of admire Chifeng Zun. He definitely loves you but won't admit.

Yao: exactly.

Shen Jiu: his brother is kinda shady.

Yao: ah yes. But he's working on it.

Shen Jiu: he should try harder. *hugs* it's not a good look on him.

Huangdi, I have good news for you! My sect will be a part of your Meng empire.

Yao: excellent! I welcome you!

Shen Jiu: happy, my beloved?

Yao: of course.

Shen Jiu: I want you to visit some time. Maybe after the renovations. Everyone must see their Huangdi.

Yao: I agree. Tell me when, dear. Anyways, I have to go to Moling later in the month, for the sect leader conference.

Shen Jiu: hosted by Shanshan, right?

Yao: yep.

I used to be the chief cultivator, but passed it to Shanshan. Now I go as the Jianghu's Huangdi.

Shen Jiu: that's so amazing, Ayao. Everyone should know your power and position.

~

Yeaa it was posted twice becsuse of my wifi•

[xiaohuayaos]

[teardew]

i can be ur ✨🌹 ANGLE 👼🏻💖 or ur 🥀❤️‍🔥DEVEL 😈🔥

[marykedoesart]

Day 3: First Kiss

Oh~ young love.

[lanwangjihouse]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This is not my beautiful cultivation partner.

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[twistedappletree]

You cannot tell me that when Lan Sizhui improves his guqin language, he wouldn’t be out using inquiry every damn day to talk to spirits and make little ghost friends.

The minute that boy knows how to have full conversations via guqin, he’s gonna know every spirit in Gusu on a personal level and casually bring them up in conversation with the other juniors.

LJY: “These loquats are sooooo goooood!”

LSZ: “Right? Reminds me of A-Liu, he loves loquats”

LJY: “….Who the hell is A-Liu?”

LSZ: “Hm? Oh, he’s the spirit who likes to visit the cold springs.”

LJY: “The… the cold springs? How often is he there?”

LSZ: “Um, I don’t know? A lot? Whenever he wants to be there, I guess”

LJY: *panicked* “Was he there last night?!”

LSZ: “…..How would I kno—“

LJY: “WAS HE THERE LAST NIGHT? ASK HIM RIGHT NOW”

[cosmicxstar]

modern! WWX with nipple piercings. thats it. thats the tweet.

[shitpostingkats]

How I picture Wheel of Time characters

Some headcanons of what the cast wears that I absolutely refuse to change because they are vital to my WoT reading experience.

Rand: Two Rivers merch

Additional clothing includes cargo shorts and sandals. He still wears the red and gold heron coat on top of this.

Perrin: Sleeveless chainmail

Specifically the stupid chainmail tank top worn by Percival in BBC's Merlin.

Mat: This earring

He used to wear a simple silver bar and hoop, but literally the second he was able to after being Healed in Tar Valon, he went out and purchased this bad boy.

Nynaeve: Box braids

Her braid is made of braids because fuck you.

Egwene: Tie on pockets

This might be the most reasonable one on the list. Idk I just think Egwene has a small treasure hoard. Girl will pull an entire loaf of bread out of her skirts apropos of nothing.

Elayne: #Aesthtic Bob

I think the books describe her as having long hair? But I literally cannot picture her without a short tiktok princesscore hairstyle.

Lan: Green screen cloak

Everyone still talks about his stealthy ability to ✨fade into the shadows✨.

Moiraine: Literally just show!Moiraine

Sorry book purists. If it helps, I have literally never seen a single episode of the show.

Min: The Gender™️ pirate shirt

I don't have to explain this one.

Thom Merrilin: Howard Pyle's Robin Hood but with TWO mustaches

I apologize for making this.

BONUS

The Amyrlin Seat:

[wangxianficrecs]

my name on your lips by kopicanai

my name on your lips

by kopicanai

T, 2k, Wangxian

Summary: To the mortals, he is Hanguang-jun. To the other gods, he is Lan Wangji. To Wei Wuxian, he is simply Lan Zhan. A Chinese gods AU Kay's comments: This story felt very magical and very soft, full of quiet yearning. In which Wangxian are gods, but Wei Wuxian has descended into the mortal realm, cast out of heaven. One day, he finds a little child and raises him as his own. When A-Yuan's time to ascend comes, he joins Lan Wangji in heaven. The quiet pining and suffering were so heart-breaking and I loved the softness of this story. Excerpt: Despite himself, Wei Wuxian stops Lan Wangji with a hand on his arm. "Will you return?" The look on his face can only be described as pure bewilderment. "Of course." "Lan Zhan." He says. Lan Wangji's feet have yet to cross the doorway. A thickness hangs in the air, enveloping the hut in thick honey. Time slows as both struggle to find the right words, if any at all. "I await your return."

pov wei wuxian, pov lan wangji, alternate universe, gods & goddesses, chinese mythology & folklore, immortals, immortal wei wuxian, immortal lan wangji, immortal lan sizhui, immortality, angst with a happy ending, emotional hurt/comfort, mutual pining, established relationship

~*~

(Please REBLOG as a signal boost for this hard-working author if you like – or think others might like – this story.)

[hulijingemperor2]

Shen Jiu: *hugs Ayao's arm one hand, while his fan was opened in the next~ as they walked to Fangfei mansion.*

Yao: *flutters his fan* would you like any staff, dear? All concubines, except for team dimple, has a staff here.

Shen Jiu: of course, Huangdi. I would be so honoured. They must help me look good for you.

But why don't team d have staff? Or did they kill them all.

Yao: *laughing* Shen Jiu, team d consider themselves my servants, so they decided not to have them. Minshan however has his clan staff, yangyang and yuyu have their assasins and own henchmen to carry out certain operations and assist them in fierce corpse experiments.

Other than that, there are palace maids who clean their residence so.

Shen jiu: ohh. Well I would like a staff. Now let's go make team dimple jealous.

You know, since we'll be alone, in a room. Probably decorated with roses.

Yao: ahaha, and peonies.

Shen jiu: hmm how fancy, my emperor.

Yao: I asked them to decorate the room with peach blossoms, and serve peach blossom wine. As I sensed that you love those flowers.

Shen Jiu: yess! I do. Thank you so much, Huangdi.

Team dimple: *peeping*

Mo xuanyu: what is he doing with my Yao gege.

Xue yang: obviously gonna bang him.

Su she: he's so proud of himself huh.

Xichen: oh team dimple, let then spend some time together.

But you know, I really wish it was me.

Mo xuanyu: keep it as a wish. Because he's mine!

Yao: *looks over his shoulder* team dimple. I can hear you.  Care to come out of hiding.

Mo xuanyu: *squeaks* team d is not here at the moment, Yao gege.

Xue yang: leave a message.

Shen Jiu: the emperor want to see you three twinks.

Xichen: four twinks actually.

Su she: ugh, lan lips. Huangdi. Sorry for eavesdropping. *kisses hand*

Yao: it's fine, beloved. I'm used to team d stalking me.

Xue yang: because you're sexy.

Shen Jiu: *jealous*

Yao: you guys teamed up with Huan?

Mo xuanyu: never!

Su she: he's not a part of team dimple.

Shen Jiu: can you tell me who is a part of team d.

I'm a new concubine, so I got to know.

Xue yang: Minshan, Yuyu and I.

And Jiggy. Well Jiggy is the reason for team dimple. He's our God.

Shen Jiu: yea, now leave your God alone. He's with me. And I will impregnate him.

Xichen: what??

Yao: what??

Shen Jiu: nothing.......I got carried away. Ehem.

Su she: you feel you're hotter than us, Shen Jiu?!

Shen Jiu: uh....yes?

Xue yang: Peak lord. Have you given Jiggy any gifts?

Su she: that's so selfish of you. You don't deserve my Huangdi then.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, deserves everything on earth.

Xichen: ah, I'm glad I got a vacation from team dimple.

Ayao.

Shen Jiu: Huangdi to you, Lan lips. *smug* and I'm planning on a gift, team d. Or I can always tie you three up and use you like a center table.

Xue yang: try.

Mo xuanyu: how dare you!

Shen Jiu: you will decorate Huangdi's living room.

Xichen: Ayao: *kisses* 

Shen Jiu: hey!

Xichen: *ignores* Ayao, I'm going to do some meditation.

Shen Jiu: wow wow wow. Why are you telling Huangdi that, Lan lips?

Yao: have fun Huan. *smiling* and team dimple, please behave. Or I'll get my sons to babysit you.

Shen Jiu: I think that's a good idea.

Xue yang: really? Them?

They can't babysit us. And we don't need babysitting.

Yao: you're right. Rusong Dianxia, who's able to let the Jianghu kowtow before him and give up their weapons, can't babysit you three.

Let me keep you occupied then. Team dimple

You go spy on the reformed Wens, to see if there's any uprising. Just to make sure.

Su she: will do, Huangdi.

Yao: mhm.

Shen Jiu: bye team dimple. Good riddance.

I mean good luck. Maybe you guys can learn how to not be so stuck up. Like I understand you want to lick Huangdi's dimple out of devotion, but do it in style. Come on. DO BETTER!

Mo xuanyu: we are doing it in style?! What do you want us to do?

Shen Jiu: *sigh* team dimple. You and Lan lips are getting in the way of my lovestory with the emperor.

Yao: oh gosh.

Su she: we knew him first!

Mo xuanyu: hey! We're not associated with Lan lips!

Yao: what a normal Tuesday afternoon, when the simps start fighting over me.

Xue yang: you're a team dimple anti!

Shen Jiu: no, I'm not your aunty. I just believe that I have the right to Huangdi and his hot self.  And I don't care if you know him first.

Shen Jiu: now will you excuse me. I'm going to sweep huangdi off of his feet and into my arms.

Yao: *amused* Shen Jiu!

Team dimple, I still love you. Don't be like that. Every harem member deserves their emperor.

Su she: we apologize, Huangdi. We're selfish when it comes to you.

Xue yang: Shen Jiu, if you dare impregnate him!

Shen Jiu: what you gonna do.

Yao: *laughing*

Shen Jiu: I can't wait to kiss those dimples. Oh my God.

You're so tiny, and gorgeous.

Xue yang: aren't you fighting with me?!

Shen Jiu: oh shut up, I'm looking at Huangdi's dimples.

Let's go Huangdi.

Xue yang: weirdo.

Mo xuanyu: that's our Yao gege.

Su she: everyone's mad for Huangdi's dimples.

~

Fangfei Imperial Mansion 📍

Shen Jiu: *sits and admires his Huangdi*

Yao: ah, serve yourself, won't you. I just got to get comfy.

*loosens his clothes, then makes his nine tails and fox ears appear.*

Shen Jiu: *drinks wine and admires him*

Yao: *eyes became more golden*

Shen Jiu: I'm gonna be destroyed tonight. But it's ok.

Maybe some other internet twink who choked on a bun can summon me again.

(Shen Qingqiu, what are you saying. You're the real Sqq, not Shen Yuan)

Yao: so you like my residence? *eating Dongying rose petal cheese*

Shen Jiu: it's magnificent. Just like the resident. 

What's this?

Yao: cheese from Dongying. I love to eat cheese with wine, like the people of the West.

Classy right?

Shen Jiu: definitely. *hugs and squeezes thigh* Huangdi. We're all alone.

Yao: *lifts chin* oh yes we are.

Shen Jiu: *kisses his dimples delicately.*

Yao: *kisses him in return, while brushing his fingers on his chest*

Shen Jiu: would Huangdi be upset with me if I impregnate him?

Yao: ahaha, not at all. But you know team d would have a problem. And my citizens may think that you misbehaved with their Huangdi.

Shen Jiu: oh dear.

Well I'll fight everyone then.

Yao: Shen Jiu. Don't fight them. I'll explain.

Shen Jiu: as you wish.

Yao: you're just being a harem member.

There's nothing wrong.

Shen Jiu: *kisses his neck and shoulders* Ayao, you can't be left alone. I love you so so much. I'm actually spellbound by you.

Yao: dear, that's what they all say. Ahh.

Shen Jiu: you're mine.

Yao: no, Peak lord. You are mine!

Shen Jiu: *laughing* I'm so happy to be owned by Huangdi.

Yao: *lifts chin* as you should.

Shen Jiu: *snuggles* Yao Huangdi, I'll definitely punch team dimple and Lan lips in the face for you.

Yao: oh please don't.

Shen Jiu: I don't want anyone to get between us.

Yao: and what about A-Su.

Shen Jiu: nah, I respect Huanghou. And she's hot, so.

Yao: good thar you know your limits.

You think A-Su is hot.

Shen Jiu: she's a supermodel. You two are a hot couple.

Yao: well she is a jewel. Some people either love her or jealous of her beauty.

Shanshan thinks she's hot too.

Shen Jiu: always team dimple. They want to take the whole cake, don't they. *pouts*

Yao: they're simps. It's their nature.

Shen Jiu: I heard from that fan guy. Huaisang. That Qin Su doesn't like Lan lips.

Yao: yea, they bicker sometimes. She thinks that he takes up too much of my attention amd believes that he's the empress.

Shen Jiu: ohoho *laughing* I love harem drama.

Zewu Jun do act like he's the empress.

Yao: I disagree though. Zewu Jun is so sweet, loveable and peaceful. He won't hurt a fly, and he knows his position in the harem.

We love each other. Even before he knew I was the hulijing Huangdi.

Shen Jiu: awww. But I still don't like anyone who takes you away from me. *kisses dimple*

I'm devoted to you, my beloved Huangdi.

Yao: so let me get this straight. You dislike team d and Zewu Jun.

Shen Jiu: no one in the harem actually.

Yao: *laughs daintily* oh dear.

You're one of a kind.

Shen Jiu: maybe, I kind of admire Chifeng Zun. He definitely loves you but won't admit.

Yao: exactly.

Shen Jiu: his brother is kinda shady.

Yao: ah yes. But he's working on it.

Shen Jiu: he should try harder. *hugs* it's not a good look on him.

Huangdi, I have good news for you! My sect will be a part of your Meng empire.

Yao: excellent! I welcome you!

Shen Jiu: happy, my beloved?

Yao: of course.

Shen Jiu: I want you to visit some time. Maybe after the renovations. Everyone must see their Huangdi.

Yao: I agree. Tell me when, dear. Anyways, I have to go to Moling later in the month, for the sect leader conference.

Shen Jiu: hosted by Shanshan, right?

Yao: yep.

I used to be the chief cultivator, but passed it to Shanshan. Now I go as the Jianghu's Huangdi.

Shen Jiu: that's so amazing, Ayao. Everyone should know your power and position.

~

[random-mdzs-thoughts-dumpster]

[theshenanijiang]

My Wife *flirting with me*: Should I apologize again?

Me, a smooth boss: No need.

[discountalien-pancake]

Okay that was really fucking good and the final episode has some *hilarious* We Are Adhering To Source Material Decisions. And also truly one of the most baffling re-dubbing choices.

[leatherbookmark]

this "silencing spell" was a way for the Lan sect to discipline students. wwx himself has been on the receiving end of this shrewd little thing quite often. it wasn't particularly complicated, but only the Lan clan members knew how to undo it; if one tried to separate their lips by force, they'd either end up bleeding or with a couple days worth of a sore throat. waiting patiently until it wore off and self-reflecting in the process was the only solution.

"sect leader jiang, please calm down", lsz said. "if he doesn't try to forcibly break the spell, it will wear off on its own after half an hour."

presented without comment

[lunarzs]

The only proof anyone will ever need on The Untamed being undeniably a romance is how in the episode 1, Wei Wuxian sees the robes of Gusu Lan and the first thing he thinks of is the first time he ever laid eyes on Lan Wangji, and his graceful walk in the pristine white robes.