#lan lips

[xiaohuayaos]

[teardew]

i can be ur ✨🌹 ANGLE 👼🏻💖 or ur 🥀❤️‍🔥DEVEL 😈🔥

[marykedoesart]

Day 3: First Kiss

Oh~ young love.

[lanwangjihouse]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This is not my beautiful cultivation partner.

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[twistedappletree]

You cannot tell me that when Lan Sizhui improves his guqin language, he wouldn’t be out using inquiry every damn day to talk to spirits and make little ghost friends.

The minute that boy knows how to have full conversations via guqin, he’s gonna know every spirit in Gusu on a personal level and casually bring them up in conversation with the other juniors.

LJY: “These loquats are sooooo goooood!”

LSZ: “Right? Reminds me of A-Liu, he loves loquats”

LJY: “….Who the hell is A-Liu?”

LSZ: “Hm? Oh, he’s the spirit who likes to visit the cold springs.”

LJY: “The… the cold springs? How often is he there?”

LSZ: “Um, I don’t know? A lot? Whenever he wants to be there, I guess”

LJY: *panicked* “Was he there last night?!”

LSZ: “…..How would I kno—“

LJY: “WAS HE THERE LAST NIGHT? ASK HIM RIGHT NOW”

[wen-ning]

‘The Onion’ articles as CQL screen caps - 11/?

bonus rejected scene:

[cosmicxstar]

modern! WWX with nipple piercings. thats it. thats the tweet.

[shitpostingkats]

How I picture Wheel of Time characters

Some headcanons of what the cast wears that I absolutely refuse to change because they are vital to my WoT reading experience.

Rand: Two Rivers merch

Additional clothing includes cargo shorts and sandals. He still wears the red and gold heron coat on top of this.

Perrin: Sleeveless chainmail

Specifically the stupid chainmail tank top worn by Percival in BBC's Merlin.

Mat: This earring

He used to wear a simple silver bar and hoop, but literally the second he was able to after being Healed in Tar Valon, he went out and purchased this bad boy.

Nynaeve: Box braids

Her braid is made of braids because fuck you.

Egwene: Tie on pockets

This might be the most reasonable one on the list. Idk I just think Egwene has a small treasure hoard. Girl will pull an entire loaf of bread out of her skirts apropos of nothing.

Elayne: #Aesthtic Bob

I think the books describe her as having long hair? But I literally cannot picture her without a short tiktok princesscore hairstyle.

Lan: Green screen cloak

Everyone still talks about his stealthy ability to ✨fade into the shadows✨.

Moiraine: Literally just show!Moiraine

Sorry book purists. If it helps, I have literally never seen a single episode of the show.

Min: The Gender™️ pirate shirt

I don't have to explain this one.

Thom Merrilin: Howard Pyle's Robin Hood but with TWO mustaches

I apologize for making this.

BONUS

The Amyrlin Seat:

[random-mdzs-thoughts-dumpster]

[theshenanijiang]

My Wife *flirting with me*: Should I apologize again?

Me, a smooth boss: No need.

[discountalien-pancake]

Okay that was really fucking good and the final episode has some *hilarious* We Are Adhering To Source Material Decisions. And also truly one of the most baffling re-dubbing choices.

[lanwangjihouse]

[sunriseverse]

[leatherbookmark]

this "silencing spell" was a way for the Lan sect to discipline students. wwx himself has been on the receiving end of this shrewd little thing quite often. it wasn't particularly complicated, but only the Lan clan members knew how to undo it; if one tried to separate their lips by force, they'd either end up bleeding or with a couple days worth of a sore throat. waiting patiently until it wore off and self-reflecting in the process was the only solution.

"sect leader jiang, please calm down", lsz said. "if he doesn't try to forcibly break the spell, it will wear off on its own after half an hour."

presented without comment

[lunarzs]

The only proof anyone will ever need on The Untamed being undeniably a romance is how in the episode 1, Wei Wuxian sees the robes of Gusu Lan and the first thing he thinks of is the first time he ever laid eyes on Lan Wangji, and his graceful walk in the pristine white robes.