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Shen Jiu: *hugs Ayao's arm one hand, while his fan was opened in the next~ as they walked to Fangfei mansion.*
Yao: *flutters his fan* would you like any staff, dear? All concubines, except for team dimple, has a staff here.
Shen Jiu: of course, Huangdi. I would be so honoured. They must help me look good for you.
But why don't team d have staff? Or did they kill them all.
Yao: *laughing* Shen Jiu, team d consider themselves my servants, so they decided not to have them. Minshan however has his clan staff, yangyang and yuyu have their assasins and own henchmen to carry out certain operations and assist them in fierce corpse experiments.
Other than that, there are palace maids who clean their residence so.
Shen jiu: ohh. Well I would like a staff. Now let's go make team dimple jealous.
You know, since we'll be alone, in a room. Probably decorated with roses.
Yao: ahaha, and peonies.
Shen jiu: hmm how fancy, my emperor.
Yao: I asked them to decorate the room with peach blossoms, and serve peach blossom wine. As I sensed that you love those flowers.
Shen Jiu: yess! I do. Thank you so much, Huangdi.
Team dimple: *peeping*
Mo xuanyu: what is he doing with my Yao gege.
Xue yang: obviously gonna bang him.
Su she: he's so proud of himself huh.
Xichen: oh team dimple, let then spend some time together.
But you know, I really wish it was me.
Mo xuanyu: keep it as a wish. Because he's mine!
Yao: *looks over his shoulder* team dimple. I can hear you. Care to come out of hiding.
Mo xuanyu: *squeaks* team d is not here at the moment, Yao gege.
Xue yang: leave a message.
Shen Jiu: the emperor want to see you three twinks.
Xichen: four twinks actually.
Su she: ugh, lan lips. Huangdi. Sorry for eavesdropping. *kisses hand*
Yao: it's fine, beloved. I'm used to team d stalking me.
Xue yang: because you're sexy.
Shen Jiu: *jealous*
Yao: you guys teamed up with Huan?
Mo xuanyu: never!
Su she: he's not a part of team dimple.
Shen Jiu: can you tell me who is a part of team d.
I'm a new concubine, so I got to know.
Xue yang: Minshan, Yuyu and I.
And Jiggy. Well Jiggy is the reason for team dimple. He's our God.
Shen Jiu: yea, now leave your God alone. He's with me. And I will impregnate him.
Xichen: what??
Yao: what??
Shen Jiu: nothing.......I got carried away. Ehem.
Su she: you feel you're hotter than us, Shen Jiu?!
Shen Jiu: uh....yes?
Xue yang: Peak lord. Have you given Jiggy any gifts?
Su she: that's so selfish of you. You don't deserve my Huangdi then.
Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, deserves everything on earth.
Xichen: ah, I'm glad I got a vacation from team dimple.
Ayao.
Shen Jiu: Huangdi to you, Lan lips. *smug* and I'm planning on a gift, team d. Or I can always tie you three up and use you like a center table.
Xue yang: try.
Mo xuanyu: how dare you!
Shen Jiu: you will decorate Huangdi's living room.
Xichen: Ayao: *kisses*
Shen Jiu: hey!
Xichen: *ignores* Ayao, I'm going to do some meditation.
Shen Jiu: wow wow wow. Why are you telling Huangdi that, Lan lips?
Yao: have fun Huan. *smiling* and team dimple, please behave. Or I'll get my sons to babysit you.
Shen Jiu: I think that's a good idea.
Xue yang: really? Them?
They can't babysit us. And we don't need babysitting.
Yao: you're right. Rusong Dianxia, who's able to let the Jianghu kowtow before him and give up their weapons, can't babysit you three.
Let me keep you occupied then. Team dimple
You go spy on the reformed Wens, to see if there's any uprising. Just to make sure.
Su she: will do, Huangdi.
Yao: mhm.
Shen Jiu: bye team dimple. Good riddance.
I mean good luck. Maybe you guys can learn how to not be so stuck up. Like I understand you want to lick Huangdi's dimple out of devotion, but do it in style. Come on. DO BETTER!
Mo xuanyu: we are doing it in style?! What do you want us to do?
Shen Jiu: *sigh* team dimple. You and Lan lips are getting in the way of my lovestory with the emperor.
Yao: oh gosh.
Su she: we knew him first!
Mo xuanyu: hey! We're not associated with Lan lips!
Yao: what a normal Tuesday afternoon, when the simps start fighting over me.
Xue yang: you're a team dimple anti!
Shen Jiu: no, I'm not your aunty. I just believe that I have the right to Huangdi and his hot self. And I don't care if you know him first.
Shen Jiu: now will you excuse me. I'm going to sweep huangdi off of his feet and into my arms.
Yao: *amused* Shen Jiu!
Team dimple, I still love you. Don't be like that. Every harem member deserves their emperor.
Su she: we apologize, Huangdi. We're selfish when it comes to you.
Xue yang: Shen Jiu, if you dare impregnate him!
Shen Jiu: what you gonna do.
Yao: *laughing*
Shen Jiu: I can't wait to kiss those dimples. Oh my God.
You're so tiny, and gorgeous.
Xue yang: aren't you fighting with me?!
Shen Jiu: oh shut up, I'm looking at Huangdi's dimples.
Let's go Huangdi.
Xue yang: weirdo.
Mo xuanyu: that's our Yao gege.
Su she: everyone's mad for Huangdi's dimples.
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Fangfei Imperial Mansion 📍
Shen Jiu: *sits and admires his Huangdi*
Yao: ah, serve yourself, won't you. I just got to get comfy.
*loosens his clothes, then makes his nine tails and fox ears appear.*
Shen Jiu: *drinks wine and admires him*
Yao: *eyes became more golden*
Shen Jiu: I'm gonna be destroyed tonight. But it's ok.
Maybe some other internet twink who choked on a bun can summon me again.
(Shen Qingqiu, what are you saying. You're the real Sqq, not Shen Yuan)
Yao: so you like my residence? *eating Dongying rose petal cheese*
Shen Jiu: it's magnificent. Just like the resident.
What's this?
Yao: cheese from Dongying. I love to eat cheese with wine, like the people of the West.
Classy right?
Shen Jiu: definitely. *hugs and squeezes thigh* Huangdi. We're all alone.
Yao: *lifts chin* oh yes we are.
Shen Jiu: *kisses his dimples delicately.*
Yao: *kisses him in return, while brushing his fingers on his chest*
Shen Jiu: would Huangdi be upset with me if I impregnate him?
Yao: ahaha, not at all. But you know team d would have a problem. And my citizens may think that you misbehaved with their Huangdi.
Shen Jiu: oh dear.
Well I'll fight everyone then.
Yao: Shen Jiu. Don't fight them. I'll explain.
Shen Jiu: as you wish.
Yao: you're just being a harem member.
There's nothing wrong.
Shen Jiu: *kisses his neck and shoulders* Ayao, you can't be left alone. I love you so so much. I'm actually spellbound by you.
Yao: dear, that's what they all say. Ahh.
Shen Jiu: you're mine.
Yao: no, Peak lord. You are mine!
Shen Jiu: *laughing* I'm so happy to be owned by Huangdi.
Yao: *lifts chin* as you should.
Shen Jiu: *snuggles* Yao Huangdi, I'll definitely punch team dimple and Lan lips in the face for you.
Yao: oh please don't.
Shen Jiu: I don't want anyone to get between us.
Yao: and what about A-Su.
Shen Jiu: nah, I respect Huanghou. And she's hot, so.
Yao: good thar you know your limits.
You think A-Su is hot.
Shen Jiu: she's a supermodel. You two are a hot couple.
Yao: well she is a jewel. Some people either love her or jealous of her beauty.
Shanshan thinks she's hot too.
Shen Jiu: always team dimple. They want to take the whole cake, don't they. *pouts*
Yao: they're simps. It's their nature.
Shen Jiu: I heard from that fan guy. Huaisang. That Qin Su doesn't like Lan lips.
Yao: yea, they bicker sometimes. She thinks that he takes up too much of my attention amd believes that he's the empress.
Shen Jiu: ohoho *laughing* I love harem drama.
Zewu Jun do act like he's the empress.
Yao: I disagree though. Zewu Jun is so sweet, loveable and peaceful. He won't hurt a fly, and he knows his position in the harem.
We love each other. Even before he knew I was the hulijing Huangdi.
Shen Jiu: awww. But I still don't like anyone who takes you away from me. *kisses dimple*
I'm devoted to you, my beloved Huangdi.
Yao: so let me get this straight. You dislike team d and Zewu Jun.
Shen Jiu: no one in the harem actually.
Yao: *laughs daintily* oh dear.
You're one of a kind.
Shen Jiu: maybe, I kind of admire Chifeng Zun. He definitely loves you but won't admit.
Yao: exactly.
Shen Jiu: his brother is kinda shady.
Yao: ah yes. But he's working on it.
Shen Jiu: he should try harder. *hugs* it's not a good look on him.
Huangdi, I have good news for you! My sect will be a part of your Meng empire.
Yao: excellent! I welcome you!
Shen Jiu: happy, my beloved?
Yao: of course.
Shen Jiu: I want you to visit some time. Maybe after the renovations. Everyone must see their Huangdi.
Yao: I agree. Tell me when, dear. Anyways, I have to go to Moling later in the month, for the sect leader conference.
Shen Jiu: hosted by Shanshan, right?
Yao: yep.
I used to be the chief cultivator, but passed it to Shanshan. Now I go as the Jianghu's Huangdi.
Shen Jiu: that's so amazing, Ayao. Everyone should know your power and position.
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Yeaa it was posted twice becsuse of my wifi•
#the huli jing emperor#foxyao#hulijing emperor 2#meng yao#dimpledlianfang#jin guangyao#jin zixuan#part 2#su she#the untamed#lan lips#lan xichen#team dimple#shen jiu#Shen Qingqiu
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#Sir for an emotionless being who is supposedly indifferent to other humans why are you touching your lips like that#while staring yearnfully into the soft sunset 🎤 sir stop running away and answer the question SIR 🎤#lbfad#lbfad edit#canglan#lbfadedit#dongfang qingcang#love between fairy and devil#cang lan jue#clj#dylan wang#wang hedi
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i can be ur ✨🌹 ANGLE 👼🏻💖 or ur 🥀❤️🔥DEVEL 😈🔥
#dew.png#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wangxian#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#mxtx#fanart#digi#24#if ur yiling laozu isnt ghastly gaunt with chapped lips and sleep deprived circles under his eyes I DONT WANT HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Day 3: First Kiss
Oh~ young love.
#danmeitober 2024#danmeitober2024#mxtx#mdzs#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo dao zu shi#zhuiling#lan sizhui#lan yuan#jin ling#there’s a version of this if I had more time that would have JL kissing LSZ full on the lips in gay panic after this#sadly this took me TWO DAYS to draw FFFFFFF#it gave me a lot of trouble ngl even though I thought this pose would be easier#…it’s the hair methinks#the untamed
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#they both blink and purse their lips at the same time#the untamed bts#cql bts#wangxiao as wangxian#xiao zhan#wang yibo#the untamed#wei wuxian#lan wangji#cql#mdzs
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This is not my beautiful cultivation partner.
[First] Prev <--> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#su she#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#jin ling#TFW you lose sight of your handsome bestie because you forgot the no.1 rule of dudes: ALWAYS hold hands in the thick fog#No homies left behind. Rule no.2 is that if you lips are cold you have to kiss to warm them up.#JustMurderInvestagationPartnerThings#The poor juniors are having the worst time. Unchaperoned and poisoned.#Thank god they ran into wwx. Who's camp councilor energy is rivaled only by LXC.#All the juniors give me massive 'what do you mean all berries aren't edible' energy.#LWJ is just slightly to the left watching this all unfold and seething with no discernable outwards emotion.#He's gonna get that (su she's) ass (violent)
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You cannot tell me that when Lan Sizhui improves his guqin language, he wouldn’t be out using inquiry every damn day to talk to spirits and make little ghost friends.
The minute that boy knows how to have full conversations via guqin, he’s gonna know every spirit in Gusu on a personal level and casually bring them up in conversation with the other juniors.
LJY: “These loquats are sooooo goooood!”
LSZ: “Right? Reminds me of A-Liu, he loves loquats”
LJY: “….Who the hell is A-Liu?”
LSZ: “Hm? Oh, he’s the spirit who likes to visit the cold springs.”
LJY: “The… the cold springs? How often is he there?”
LSZ: “Um, I don’t know? A lot? Whenever he wants to be there, I guess”
LJY: *panicked* “Was he there last night?!”
LSZ: “…..How would I kno—“
LJY: “WAS HE THERE LAST NIGHT? ASK HIM RIGHT NOW”
#LJY was definitely up to no good LMFAO#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#the untamed#lan sizhui#lan jingyi#mdzs headcanons#gusu lan#guqin#mdzs juniors#precious juniors#I’ll leave this up to interpretation ahahaAHAHAHA#lan yuan#a yuan#best boy#apple babble 🍎#since I’m writing this from an ace perspective#LJY was definitely seen playing barbies in the cold spring#or dramatically lip syncing to Lana del ray while pretending he’s in a music video
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modern! WWX with nipple piercings. thats it. thats the tweet.
#wei wuxian#lan wangji#mxtx mdzs#mdzs#lan zhan will be so obsessed with them#he also has lip piercings#and tattoos
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How I picture Wheel of Time characters
Some headcanons of what the cast wears that I absolutely refuse to change because they are vital to my WoT reading experience.
Rand: Two Rivers merch
Additional clothing includes cargo shorts and sandals. He still wears the red and gold heron coat on top of this.
Perrin: Sleeveless chainmail
Specifically the stupid chainmail tank top worn by Percival in BBC's Merlin.
Mat: This earring
He used to wear a simple silver bar and hoop, but literally the second he was able to after being Healed in Tar Valon, he went out and purchased this bad boy.
Nynaeve: Box braids
Her braid is made of braids because fuck you.
Egwene: Tie on pockets
This might be the most reasonable one on the list. Idk I just think Egwene has a small treasure hoard. Girl will pull an entire loaf of bread out of her skirts apropos of nothing.
Elayne: #Aesthtic Bob
I think the books describe her as having long hair? But I literally cannot picture her without a short tiktok princesscore hairstyle.
Lan: Green screen cloak
Everyone still talks about his stealthy ability to ✨fade into the shadows✨.
Moiraine: Literally just show!Moiraine
Sorry book purists. If it helps, I have literally never seen a single episode of the show.
Min: The Gender™️ pirate shirt
I don't have to explain this one.
Thom Merrilin: Howard Pyle's Robin Hood but with TWO mustaches
I apologize for making this.
BONUS
The Amyrlin Seat:
#wheel of time#wot#rand al'thor#perrin aybara#matt cauthon#nynaeve al'meara#egwene al'vere#elayne trakand#moiraine damodred#lan al’mandragoran#thom merrilin#If anyone draws their headcanons of the cast wearing these I am kissing you firmly on the lips
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Shen Jiu: *hugs Ayao's arm one hand, while his fan was opened in the next~ as they walked to Fangfei mansion.*
Yao: *flutters his fan* would you like any staff, dear? All concubines, except for team dimple, has a staff here.
Shen Jiu: of course, Huangdi. I would be so honoured. They must help me look good for you.
But why don't team d have staff? Or did they kill them all.
Yao: *laughing* Shen Jiu, team d consider themselves my servants, so they decided not to have them. Minshan however has his clan staff, yangyang and yuyu have their assasins and own henchmen to carry out certain operations and assist them in fierce corpse experiments.
Other than that, there are palace maids who clean their residence so.
Shen jiu: ohh. Well I would like a staff. Now let's go make team dimple jealous.
You know, since we'll be alone, in a room. Probably decorated with roses.
Yao: ahaha, and peonies.
Shen jiu: hmm how fancy, my emperor.
Yao: I asked them to decorate the room with peach blossoms, and serve peach blossom wine. As I sensed that you love those flowers.
Shen Jiu: yess! I do. Thank you so much, Huangdi.
Team dimple: *peeping*
Mo xuanyu: what is he doing with my Yao gege.
Xue yang: obviously gonna bang him.
Su she: he's so proud of himself huh.
Xichen: oh team dimple, let then spend some time together.
But you know, I really wish it was me.
Mo xuanyu: keep it as a wish. Because he's mine!
Yao: *looks over his shoulder* team dimple. I can hear you. Care to come out of hiding.
Mo xuanyu: *squeaks* team d is not here at the moment, Yao gege.
Xue yang: leave a message.
Shen Jiu: the emperor want to see you three twinks.
Xichen: four twinks actually.
Su she: ugh, lan lips. Huangdi. Sorry for eavesdropping. *kisses hand*
Yao: it's fine, beloved. I'm used to team d stalking me.
Xue yang: because you're sexy.
Shen Jiu: *jealous*
Yao: you guys teamed up with Huan?
Mo xuanyu: never!
Su she: he's not a part of team dimple.
Shen Jiu: can you tell me who is a part of team d.
I'm a new concubine, so I got to know.
Xue yang: Minshan, Yuyu and I.
And Jiggy. Well Jiggy is the reason for team dimple. He's our God.
Shen Jiu: yea, now leave your God alone. He's with me. And I will impregnate him.
Xichen: what??
Yao: what??
Shen Jiu: nothing.......I got carried away. Ehem.
Su she: you feel you're hotter than us, Shen Jiu?!
Shen Jiu: uh....yes?
Xue yang: Peak lord. Have you given Jiggy any gifts?
Su she: that's so selfish of you. You don't deserve my Huangdi then.
Mo xuanyu: Yao gege, deserves everything on earth.
Xichen: ah, I'm glad I got a vacation from team dimple.
Ayao.
Shen Jiu: Huangdi to you, Lan lips. *smug* and I'm planning on a gift, team d. Or I can always tie you three up and use you like a center table.
Xue yang: try.
Mo xuanyu: how dare you!
Shen Jiu: you will decorate Huangdi's living room.
Xichen: Ayao: *kisses*
Shen Jiu: hey!
Xichen: *ignores* Ayao, I'm going to do some meditation.
Shen Jiu: wow wow wow. Why are you telling Huangdi that, Lan lips?
Yao: have fun Huan. *smiling* and team dimple, please behave. Or I'll get my sons to babysit you.
Shen Jiu: I think that's a good idea.
Xue yang: really? Them?
They can't babysit us. And we don't need babysitting.
Yao: you're right. Rusong Dianxia, who's able to let the Jianghu kowtow before him and give up their weapons, can't babysit you three.
Let me keep you occupied then. Team dimple
You go spy on the reformed Wens, to see if there's any uprising. Just to make sure.
Su she: will do, Huangdi.
Yao: mhm.
Shen Jiu: bye team dimple. Good riddance.
I mean good luck. Maybe you guys can learn how to not be so stuck up. Like I understand you want to lick Huangdi's dimple out of devotion, but do it in style. Come on. DO BETTER!
Mo xuanyu: we are doing it in style?! What do you want us to do?
Shen Jiu: *sigh* team dimple. You and Lan lips are getting in the way of my lovestory with the emperor.
Yao: oh gosh.
Su she: we knew him first!
Mo xuanyu: hey! We're not associated with Lan lips!
Yao: what a normal Tuesday afternoon, when the simps start fighting over me.
Xue yang: you're a team dimple anti!
Shen Jiu: no, I'm not your aunty. I just believe that I have the right to Huangdi and his hot self. And I don't care if you know him first.
Shen Jiu: now will you excuse me. I'm going to sweep huangdi off of his feet and into my arms.
Yao: *amused* Shen Jiu!
Team dimple, I still love you. Don't be like that. Every harem member deserves their emperor.
Su she: we apologize, Huangdi. We're selfish when it comes to you.
Xue yang: Shen Jiu, if you dare impregnate him!
Shen Jiu: what you gonna do.
Yao: *laughing*
Shen Jiu: I can't wait to kiss those dimples. Oh my God.
You're so tiny, and gorgeous.
Xue yang: aren't you fighting with me?!
Shen Jiu: oh shut up, I'm looking at Huangdi's dimples.
Let's go Huangdi.
Xue yang: weirdo.
Mo xuanyu: that's our Yao gege.
Su she: everyone's mad for Huangdi's dimples.
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Fangfei Imperial Mansion 📍
Shen Jiu: *sits and admires his Huangdi*
Yao: ah, serve yourself, won't you. I just got to get comfy.
*loosens his clothes, then makes his nine tails and fox ears appear.*
Shen Jiu: *drinks wine and admires him*
Yao: *eyes became more golden*
Shen Jiu: I'm gonna be destroyed tonight. But it's ok.
Maybe some other internet twink who choked on a bun can summon me again.
(Shen Qingqiu, what are you saying. You're the real Sqq, not Shen Yuan)
Yao: so you like my residence? *eating Dongying rose petal cheese*
Shen Jiu: it's magnificent. Just like the resident.
What's this?
Yao: cheese from Dongying. I love to eat cheese with wine, like the people of the West.
Classy right?
Shen Jiu: definitely. *hugs and squeezes thigh* Huangdi. We're all alone.
Yao: *lifts chin* oh yes we are.
Shen Jiu: *kisses his dimples delicately.*
Yao: *kisses him in return, while brushing his fingers on his chest*
Shen Jiu: would Huangdi be upset with me if I impregnate him?
Yao: ahaha, not at all. But you know team d would have a problem. And my citizens may think that you misbehaved with their Huangdi.
Shen Jiu: oh dear.
Well I'll fight everyone then.
Yao: Shen Jiu. Don't fight them. I'll explain.
Shen Jiu: as you wish.
Yao: you're just being a harem member.
There's nothing wrong.
Shen Jiu: *kisses his neck and shoulders* Ayao, you can't be left alone. I love you so so much. I'm actually spellbound by you.
Yao: dear, that's what they all say. Ahh.
Shen Jiu: you're mine.
Yao: no, Peak lord. You are mine!
Shen Jiu: *laughing* I'm so happy to be owned by Huangdi.
Yao: *lifts chin* as you should.
Shen Jiu: *snuggles* Yao Huangdi, I'll definitely punch team dimple and Lan lips in the face for you.
Yao: oh please don't.
Shen Jiu: I don't want anyone to get between us.
Yao: and what about A-Su.
Shen Jiu: nah, I respect Huanghou. And she's hot, so.
Yao: good thar you know your limits.
You think A-Su is hot.
Shen Jiu: she's a supermodel. You two are a hot couple.
Yao: well she is a jewel. Some people either love her or jealous of her beauty.
Shanshan thinks she's hot too.
Shen Jiu: always team dimple. They want to take the whole cake, don't they. *pouts*
Yao: they're simps. It's their nature.
Shen Jiu: I heard from that fan guy. Huaisang. That Qin Su doesn't like Lan lips.
Yao: yea, they bicker sometimes. She thinks that he takes up too much of my attention amd believes that he's the empress.
Shen Jiu: ohoho *laughing* I love harem drama.
Zewu Jun do act like he's the empress.
Yao: I disagree though. Zewu Jun is so sweet, loveable and peaceful. He won't hurt a fly, and he knows his position in the harem.
We love each other. Even before he knew I was the hulijing Huangdi.
Shen Jiu: awww. But I still don't like anyone who takes you away from me. *kisses dimple*
I'm devoted to you, my beloved Huangdi.
Yao: so let me get this straight. You dislike team d and Zewu Jun.
Shen Jiu: no one in the harem actually.
Yao: *laughs daintily* oh dear.
You're one of a kind.
Shen Jiu: maybe, I kind of admire Chifeng Zun. He definitely loves you but won't admit.
Yao: exactly.
Shen Jiu: his brother is kinda shady.
Yao: ah yes. But he's working on it.
Shen Jiu: he should try harder. *hugs* it's not a good look on him.
Huangdi, I have good news for you! My sect will be a part of your Meng empire.
Yao: excellent! I welcome you!
Shen Jiu: happy, my beloved?
Yao: of course.
Shen Jiu: I want you to visit some time. Maybe after the renovations. Everyone must see their Huangdi.
Yao: I agree. Tell me when, dear. Anyways, I have to go to Moling later in the month, for the sect leader conference.
Shen Jiu: hosted by Shanshan, right?
Yao: yep.
I used to be the chief cultivator, but passed it to Shanshan. Now I go as the Jianghu's Huangdi.
Shen Jiu: that's so amazing, Ayao. Everyone should know your power and position.
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#the huli jing emperor#foxyao#hulijing emperor 2#meng yao#dimpledlianfang#jin guangyao#shen Jiu#jin zixuan#part 2#su she#the untamed#yao Huangdi#concubine#lan xichen#lan lips#team dimple
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#I'm a little obsessed with the thai cover#And especially with jgy's expression (I tried capturing it but he looks like he has a lip filler 😂)#All he lacked was lxc on his lap#Lxc's wearing the “fuck me robes” but next to jgy's get up#They don't look that fancy#And he's not wearing his guan#Not because I couldn't draw it#But because he was very tired so jgy helped him take it off#And got his hand tangled in the ribbon#Completely by accident#Lan xichen#Jin guangyao#Xiyao
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My Wife *flirting with me*: Should I apologize again?
Me, a smooth boss: No need.
#lan wangji#lwj#wangxian#but also this actually happened just now in my house#i am hilarious#she stared at me with her lips parted for like 20 seconds
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Okay that was really fucking good and the final episode has some *hilarious* We Are Adhering To Source Material Decisions. And also truly one of the most baffling re-dubbing choices.
#it should have been ‘if i die tonight i hope to meet you in the next life’#but they did a very blatant cutaway so you wouldn’t see the line be out of sync with his lips#and changed the words to ‘i hope i don’t meet you in the next life’#to which zhang ping replies ‘i don’t believe in ghosts or the afterlife’#to which lan jue replies ‘you’re still such a [buzzkill]’ which MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE now
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this "silencing spell" was a way for the Lan sect to discipline students. wwx himself has been on the receiving end of this shrewd little thing quite often. it wasn't particularly complicated, but only the Lan clan members knew how to undo it; if one tried to separate their lips by force, they'd either end up bleeding or with a couple days worth of a sore throat. waiting patiently until it wore off and self-reflecting in the process was the only solution.
"sect leader jiang, please calm down", lsz said. "if he doesn't try to forcibly break the spell, it will wear off on its own after half an hour."
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#it makes me laugh whenever people suggest the future mme lan could have killed the lan elder because she was evil or for some unimportant#reason. even this 'haha funny' spell of shut the fuck up is a gross invasion on someone's physical autonomy#its already cruel when used on your own CHILD but a fucking stranger?! let alone a child of a stranger?!#not to make a huge thing out of 'nothing' but you know that it could easily be used to kill someone right#people are all Oh Gasp about the whipping/caning but it is Nothing compared to the 'small' cruelty of fusing someone's lips shut#the original text says 'students who made a mistake' or 'committed wrongs' but i didnt include it because i felt it was rather obvious that#you dont 'discipline' without a 'reason' but like. what would this reason even be? this spell has only one effect#it silences. now i have this little headcanon based on absolutely nothing but my own bitter ass that the future mme lan killed a dude#precisely because of this wee little thing. join me in pondering whether she's experienced it during her imprisonment#liveshrimping
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The only proof anyone will ever need on The Untamed being undeniably a romance is how in the episode 1, Wei Wuxian sees the robes of Gusu Lan and the first thing he thinks of is the first time he ever laid eyes on Lan Wangji, and his graceful walk in the pristine white robes.
#This is the first episode#We practically start in the middle of the entire timeline so no one has any idea what's going on#Yet they deliberately chose to use a common K-Drama tactic and do a short flashback#Of Lan Wangji's legs moving beneath the priceless fabrics of Gusu Lan robes like poetry#I watched that scene and I thought “Good. We're in for a romance.”#They even omitted the rest of his face and solely had his mouth in the frame#Which naturally brings the focus to his lips#The Untamed does not have romantic undertones; It has romantic overtones#the untamed#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji
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His Pumpkin
Pairing: Lando Norris x reader
Warnings: none, pure fluff, dad Lando



“Lan..” You sighed exhausted opening the door of Lando’s gaming room. On your hip, you hold your little girl Isla, who cries inconsolably and keeps rubbing her tired eyes with her little hands.
“Hold on, Max” Lando says into the microphone, removing the headphones from his ears and turning his gaze from the monitor to you and Isla. “Hey, baby. What’s wrong?” He asks getting up from his chair and walking up to the two of you.
“It's long past her bedtime and she just doesn't wanna fall asleep.” You say, already too tired and too pregnant to have any strength to spend another hour putting your three-year-old to sleep. “She is so tired she can barely keep her eyes open. I don’t know what to do anymore. Can you please take her over?”
“Of course, come here” Lando takes Isla in his arms giving her a kiss on her cheek to calm her down. “Are you okay?” He asks you.
“Yeah, I’m just exhausted. I’ll finish the laundry and then I’m going to bed.”
“Okay, baby. I’ll be with you when she’s asleep.”
You leave the room and Lando walks back to his gaming chair with Isla in his arms.
“What’s wrong, pumpkin? Why are you crying and not sleeping? Hm?” He asks Isla sitting down with her and removing her curly hair out of her face.
“I don’t wanna go to sleep, daddy” She sobs.
“But it’s almost 11 p.m., baby. It’s way too late. You wanna lie here on daddy’s chest until I finish something with uncle Max?”
“Okay”
Lando being Isla’s favorite place to sleep on, immediately gets her to agree with his suggestion. She nodds and takes her position laying her little head into the crook of his neck while the rest of her body clung to Lando’s chest.
“Okay, pumpkin.” He places another kiss on her cheek and starts rubbing her back with his hand while with the other he puts his headphones back on. He wasn’t actually gaming, he was doing something with Max for the new quadrant video so he wanted to get that done as soon as possible.
It took them another 45 minutes to finish what they were working on and when Lando looked down to his daughter he smiled when he saw her fast asleep with parted lips. Poor thing was so tired that as soon as her head hit Lando’s chest, she drifted off to sleep.
However, when Lando got up from the chair with her and started to carry her to her room she startled and woke up again. Realizing he was putting her down in her own bed, she just started crying again.
“Shh, it’s okay, it’s okay” Lando cooed her as she clung onto his arm.
“With you and mommy” She cried not wanting to sleep alone in her bed.
“Pumpkin, you know you can’t sleep with us while mommy has a baby brother in her belly” He explained to her God knows how many times already.
Considering that Isla is very restless when she sleeps and keeps tossing and turning throughout the night, Lando was more worried than you that she would kick you in the stomach, so he himself made the rule that she cannot sleep with you until you give birth.
“Daddy will lie in bed with you here, okay?”
He had planned to wait until she fell asleep again and slowly creep out of her bed and get back to you, but that went out the window when Lando doze off and ended up sleeping with Isla in bed.
When you woke up in the morning and realized that Lando wasn't next to you, you immediately knew what was going on because this wasn't the first time he fell asleep with Isla while trying to put her to sleep.
You slowly and quietly opened the door to her room and put your hand over your mouth, holding back from bursting out laughing when you saw the scene in front of you.
Lando was lying on his back with his head between lots of stuffed toys, two of them even falling over his forehead while Isla was sleeping peacefully with her back turned to Lando.
“Baby” You laughed softly slowly shaking his arm.
“Hm?” He raised his head looking around through one eye completely out of it wiping the drool from the corner of his mouth.
“There’s a slight possibilty those stuffed toys might suffocate you” You chuckled quietly. “Wanna go to our bed?”
“Yeah, let’s go” He mumbled tiredly getting out of bed.
Once you got to your room he took off the clothes he fell asleep in the night before and got back into bed with you. He kissed you a few times before lowering his head to the level of your round pregnant belly and left a couple of kisses there too.
“Thank you for last night, I was really tired. I love you.” You said running your fingers through Lando’s curls same as Isla’s.
“No need to thank me, baby. Just please remind me that we don't buy any more stuffed toys for pumpkin. I'm kinda running out of space in her bed.”
“Okay, baby. I will, don’t worry.” You laughed as he nuzzled his head into your neck and closed his eyes to get some rest before pumpkin is all ready and awake to start her day again.
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