#lame stream

[lottieratworld]

its kind of pissing me off that more and more the internets punishment for being kind of cringe and annoying online is death threats, weird packages in the mail, making it impossible to show yourself online without being harassed by hundreds of both straight up bigots and online leftists who wanna start shit with anyone

[yb-cringe]

this is so dumb but man. consistent qsmp streams were such a staple. i really leant on them to be consistent because everything else was so NON consistent. like i could cover more shifts unexpectedly or change plans as long as it didnt interfere with the whole . qsmp thing. obviously but it was easier for things to change because i knew i had an interest to fall back on happening ALL the time. and i always knew i could watch it.

technically nothings CHANGED the streams are still out there but going online and seeing whats happened while i was gone made it easier to go with the flow of so many fuckin things. now it feels like whenever something goes wrong i have nothing to hold onto.

[specialized-rexan]

SCREENSHOTS I GOT FROM THE JEREMY JORDAN LIVESTREAM YESTERDAY. especially love the comments on his duck drawings. he was very proud of some of them since he needed to practice before the stream. he admits he does not draw much lol

and here's Lucifer's signature that Jeremy came up with: a cursive capital L attached to a pentagram!

the stream was SO FUN and literally only felt like 20 minutes even tho it was almost an hour

at one point he mentioned he's making pancakes with olive oil now since he has high cholesterol, and that he LOVES how the pancakes turned out. someone responded:

(later someone joked he should make pancakes with bacon grease and he almost shouted (not angrily) "DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE? I JUST SAID I HAVE HIGH CHOLESTEROL. I just said. I had high cholesterol. Are you TRYING. To kill me."

anyway back to screenshots lol)

"Take that, depression!" was a popular quote to write on prints, and he said he hoped we're not depressed and it was very sweet

some more quotes written during the stream and other notes:

"I'm gonna be signing these prints of my boy Lucifer, the short king of Hell"

he drank both a cold smoothie and hot tea during the stream. "Doesn't make any goddamn sense, but here we go."

"It's never too late to fuck up--too late to fuck shit up" (a legitimate accidental stammer. but still perfect in its own way)

"Every time I hear the name 'Shay' I think of my daughter's friend at school. My daughter's obsessed with a friend named Shay. 'S all she talks about. 'Shay Shay Shay Shay Shay Shay.' Shay and Madeline. It's like 'You can be your own person. Clara. You are your own HUMAN.' …HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATHERINE."

hopes to go to some conventions for Hazbin Hotel. more likely to go to cons in New York, New Jersey (where he lives), or Philly area

"He's just a li'l cutie. :3 Is he really da bosh? :3" (wondering if Lucifer really is the Big Boss of Hell Himself or if it's just more of a title)

"Hope you're not depressed"

" 'Write something Lucifer would say to cheer someone up.' And I think Lucifer would think that… 'SINGING MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER!' At least when it comes to rebuilding your relationship with your daughter."

"Guess what's in my smoothie. There are six ingredients. Go."

"…said draw a little duck, so I drew the smallest duck I could. (holds print up to camera then says in small high-pitched voice:) It's a little duck!"

MORE QUOTES UNDER THE CUT. THIS POST IS GETTING LONG ASFQJSKSKSKKS

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about his smoothie again: "Obviously, I just went to the gym. So I gotta have some kinda supplement in there. ... WHAT'S THE BASE, Y'ALL? YOU GOTTA HAVE A BASE." (someone could use that audio and give a character a bass guitar lol)

(still about people guessing smoothie ingredients:) "WATER? Why would I put water in my smoothie. (mutters:) Water is for losers. ... Kale! -grins and points at camera- That's it! You win. That's my smoothie."

his smoothie was blueberries, bananas, strawberries, protein powder, almond milk, kale

"…with a hUUGE shmiley faysh! :3" (about a little " =) " smile he wrote with an autograph)

"THAT DUCK IS CUTE!"

"We love, we stan Lilith"

AGGRESSIVELY, ABOUT A JOKE HE MADE: "GET IT?"

Some fatherly advice from Lucifer: "Don't fuck up your lives like I did 😎"

HE SANG THE START OF HELL'S GREATEST DAD AND WANTS A MIMZY-LESS VERSION THAT ACTUALLY HAS AN ENDING QSJFKSKKSKS

he's only seen Hazbin Hotel once, and he had "~champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to staaart~" going through his head for the two+ years between recording his lines and the show airing. he wasn't able to tell anyone it because of non-disclosure stuff, and eventually he even forgot what that song line was from. but it still went through his head

"[Person he was signing an autograph for] is a bi girl [bisexual], and that's pretty baller"

"AN INCREDIBLE DUCK YOU SHALL HAVE"

"Take that depression!! Quack"

"Hold please!" (i just liked imagining Lucifer saying almost any small thing)

Jeremy Jordan says Lucifer is short, and not just that all the other characters are tall (i cannot confirm that that is canon even tho that's what i want LOL) "What gives!? There are short people in this world, and they need some love"

someone asked what he thinks about OC x canon ships. he was confused about what OC means and then when the chat explained, he was confused about how "OC x canon" works. but he figured it out after thinking for a moment. "So basically everybody wants to fuck Lucifer. GOT IT."

"Am I going to Hell for this" (about all the pentagrams he's drawing)

"…so i just did a bunch of stars and hearts around Emery's name 💜"

someone asked about his favorite Hazbin Hotel song, and he answered that season 2 has a rock song he really likes 👀 👀

"(a requested phrase for an autograph:) 'Duck lord loves you no matter what.' ...Don't know what that particularly means but…"

[freakinator]

if it turns out that wemmbu does not in fact consider himself a PlayerTM i think im gonna call his + the PlayersTM alliance the HA which stands for the House Alliance (at least until somebody can come up with a better name) cause:

ha - laughter, their alliance developed during the election arc alongside zam's joker arc

the house always wins - thanks to pb&j's own hypocritical actions it basically ensured a PlayersTM victory, if not physically then ideologically

house aka cards theme - they have each decided to deal with whatever hand they are dealt, refusing to bite the hand that serves them (playing as fairly and as honorably as possible) and biting the ones that do (aka punishing pb&j not playing along with their interactions even after their consideration by no longer playing along themselves)

cards aka casino theme - casino games rely a lot on luck if left on their own but the thing about casino games is that theyre almost always rigged, two things that they have constantly dealt in and with the entire election arc... also clownpierce is there lol

casino aka gambling and monetary and seedy negotiations theme - the mapicc bet, the wemmbu bribes, the zam deals, theyre basically constantly gambling on whether or not their schemes work or if they even get to live another day

the connection between casinos and players - it's an alliance between the PlayersTM and wemmbu, casinos need players just as wemmbu needs the PlayersTM but players abide by the casinos rules just as the PlayersTM abide by wemmbus rule, players know that gambling in casinos has a massive risk of backfiring just as the PlayersTM know that aligning with wemmbu has a massive risk of getting backstabbed but they keep playing anyway cause if they play their cards right they know theyll get a massive reward

[earthaquila]

top moments from the DSS anthology

[time4hemp]

This is a humorous and informative short video about the new mess in Washington. Please share it if you agree.

[sleepsucks]

[storfulsten]

eaouuugh

[millieshat]

dump time ^_^

[realcowboysdrinkjuice]

nobody is gonna see this but like two years ago i read a fanfic and in it badboyhalo was the daycare worker and every day i wonder if that person still watches mcyt and knows that they were so right cause here we are w qsmp and bbh is basically the daycare guy mf watches those kids

[fawnchives]

sabrina carpenter, the woman that you are.

[beholdingslut]

need this fucking workday to be over so we can go home and watch prestige television with a beloved tumblr mutual in our lounge

[jrwiyuri]

He’s wearing a ripped shirt.. lord. You are so cruel

[oldbutchdaniel]

sorry not to talk about political rpf again but this is shennant related i promise bc its on the david tennant podcast episode with michael sheen that michael sheen calls the deal 'a love story between tony blair and gordon brown' . notably ALSO the SAME podcast on which david tennant interviewed the REAL gordon brown. funny thing for michael to say also because having now read a very long book about it all i can comfortably say that the deal is about a third as gay as whatever was going on in the british labor party in real life. like michael sheen of all people actually de-gayed a british prime minister. okay thank u thats all i have been enjoying seeing ur shennantposting stay crazy 🙏

HOLD ON THIS IS SOOOOSDKJBFJDSBFJBDSFJBJSDHFJBDSF

i don't even have words for this. i mean first of all the rpf lore contained between shennant is deeper than we could ever possibly hope to comprehend and also as ever michael sheen continues to be the craziest actor on god's green earth. god bless.

this is also great additional listening to consider as my roommate and i are officially doing the michael sheen political yaoi marathon this weekend due to your influence. im all the more excited now

[todayisafridaynight]

daigo-gets-trolled kinda fuckin panel

[rpfisfine]

an actual model & his lame ass boyfriend