#lame korean pun

[jihnari]

[haedalkoo]

I was curious about same thing and I ended up in quora once.. and this is what I found about their speech pattern from Korean speaking or K-army , basically what you mentioned already : (I'm copy pasting)

This is an overview of what I noticed about the boys' speaking habits :

🌳 Namjoon :

• He chooses words very carefully and wisely, wide range of vocabulary, always impresses people with how eloquently he speaks.

He uses lots of advanced vocabulary, always finishes his sentences with great details. He has a way of mixing metaphors with his spoken Korean vocabulary.

• If you see something that looks like it’s quoted from a poem or a novel, it’s Namjoon's

• Uses calm tone when speaking in normal circumstances, but tends to raise and distort his voice when under adrenaline rush (eg. bts gayo track 3, acting mission with Yoongi )

🍗 Seokjin :

• Varying talking speed, he can either talk really slowly or talk so fast that even 0.5x speed can’t help decipher what he’s saying.

he sounds like and old guy most of the time and his way of speaking is very “exaggerated” like he puts a lot of emotions when he speaks i believe

• Focuses on emotions rather than words, so middle-ranged vocabulary.

• Come across some lame puns? it’s Seokjjn's

• But tbh i love his puns even though sometimes it’s really lame that i have to consider turning off the video

• imo, 2nd best english speaker in BTS, after Namjoon

• Also i love how seokjin pronounce the ㅅ and ㅂ syllables

🐱 Yoongi :

• Imagine Namjoon but with less philosophical elements and more emotional explosion.

• Not the easiest to understand due to his low and raspy voice. He mumbles a lot of what he says which can be due to him being a rapper. Most of the time it’s like his words are sticking together and talks fast (kind of like he doesn’t articulate most of the time and speaks fast normally). Therefore most of the time it’s not easy to catch up onto what his saying

• Usually stretches the ㅔ(e) in 네 ( nae ) like instead of a short 네 (nae : yes )he would make it sound like 네에에에에 ( yeahhh ) ↘

• Kind of keeps his original 'Daegu-style' speech (but not the up-and-down nature of satoori sounds)

🌻 Hoseok :

• Uses 되게 (really) and 뭔가 (somewhat) A LOT

• Likes to insert 네 ( yeah ) in mid sentence, he uses a lot of what I call “filling words” like 되게 (like) 진짜 (really) 많이 (lot ?) I believe that he uses these words the same way V uses actions to describe situations

• How should i describe his tone? it varies 100% of times, speaks with a lot of energy in his voice.

• Has a distinctive way of pronouncing ‘fun’

• In short, the opposite polar of yoongi

🐯 Taehyung :

• Doesn't finish his sentences, and often stares into the air after stopping midway. I noticed that he’s always using actions instead of words. I’ll say that he “lacks” the most in that aspect because some of the time what he says doesn’t make sense.

• Uses adverbs like 약간, 조금, 진짜 separately and repeatedly, has the habit of saying adverbs first, then continue with his sentences and repeat those adverbs again

• Splits one straight sentence into short phrases

• Uses ‘like this’ and demonstrates with actions instead of describing the actions with words

• Tents to use slangs, but not a lot as far as i can remember.

👼 Jimin :

• Soft and sweet, a very feminine like tone. Very soft spoken and he has a very comforting voice. His words/ vocabulary have the most feminine speech pattern compared to the other members

• Always talks to armys as if he’s with his friends, when doing a v app broadcast alone, he talks informally like how friends talk to each other, but when sending messages or some other ‘official’ occasions, Jimin talks formally

• Jimin is the one with a slight lisp to me, i've always noticed that he has this funny little tongue/teeth sound when he's saying things that end in an "s" or "ㅅ" sound sometimes

🐰 Jungkook :

• Jungkook is like 30% satoori and 70% dialect. Usually men speaking with Busan dialect makes them sound hot and more masculine to Koreans.. Honestly, this is fascinating — he seems to be especially adept at mimicking sounds and patterns, so the fact that he chooses to hang on to his Busan accent even though I bet he could very easily adopt the Seoul accent... interesting !

• Raises voice at certain random words when he's excited, kinda talks through his teeth

JK is not the best speaker in BTS but he sounds well spoken most of the time. He’s just not as polished as other members, like Jin or Jimin, and tends to stutter (rarely though).

Yes to all of this!! Namjoon is a walking poem guys I'm so down bad for him 😣

[mysteriawrites]

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- personality: distant, introverted but not shy, generally respectful of others but not necessarily kind, somewhat apathetic (but a majority of the time mood baseline is content/relaxed), calm under pressure, extremely independent, confident and self-secure (sometimes arrogant! i try to keep my god complex in check lol), can take criticism well, straightforward (blunt, sometimes tactless/insensitive both on purpose and on accident), pretty sassy/snarky, tends to laugh off the severity of a situation, not very ambitious, mildly competitive, a moderate risk-taker (gets a thrill from risky situations, but tries to avoid lethal ones).

broad sense of humor (often more on the playful/absurd side), playful w/ friends, very teasing, mischievous, realist that leans optimistic, nosy and loves gossip/drama, a natural troublemaker/rulebreaker but also often unintentionally gets into trouble (wrong place/time), comfortable with confrontation, a bit combative with authority and those who irritate me but is generally easygoing, quick-witted, logical, unsentimental, surprisingly low impulse control.

- personality/alignment types: INTJ ; 7w8 ; chaotic neutral.

- love languages: physical touch and gifts. touch reserved for close friends/partners only, but i can get pretty cuddly with them and will just drape myself over my partner if they let me. willing to make the first move/initiate affection in general.

- preferred dates: cafés, hiking then picnic or camping, staying in and cooking/baking together then watching shows or playing games, artsy dates (including body painting), ice skating, late night drives with music playing.

- hobbies: video games (tactics, RPGs, visual novels), anime, drawing (paper and digital), painting (mostly watercolor), baking, cosplay, writing, reading (fantasy, suspense/thriller, psychological), caring for houseplants, home/decor DIY projects, hiking, jogging, thrill-seeking activities (adrenaline junkie).

- likes: cats, frogs, snakes, sweets, most fruits, cheese, lattes (a favorite of mine is chai), scented candles, piercings, tattoos, puns and lame dad jokes, cool weather, forests, traveling, new experiences, learning languages (currently knows/studied: english, french, korean, latin), medieval history, the occasional lazy day, bantering with others, encouraging my friends' bad/risky decisions (i will even do it with them), lovingly teasing/bullying friends, when people cook for me.

- dislikes: dogs, horses, bitter foods, grapefruit, potatoes, alcohol, strong scents, hot weather, spiders (other bugs are ok), long car rides, feeling restricted, conformity and blind obedience, having to be responsible for others or lead them, being vulnerable, when others are condescending towards me (makes my pride flare up), people-pleasing behavior, when others step in to help without me asking.

- misc.: quite clumsy, accident prone ; terrible sense of direction ; easily motion sick (very sad bc i love park rides but i can only handle 1-2 at a time) ; enjoys skin/hair care, loves changing up hair often ; used to do gymnastics ; able to play alto saxophone ; a weird mix between a night owl and a morning person (but afternoons are rough) ; i had a near drowning experience once as a kid but i'm still plenty comfortable with water (though being on boats makes me a little uneasy LOL. i love tubing/water skiing tho) ; my hands and feet are always ice cold so i like subjecting my friends to them (sticking my hands under their shirt, holding their hands, or tucking my feet beneath their legs if we're sitting on a couch together) ; majors in international studies and french in uni w/ minors in psychology and medieval history ; currently working as a medical scribe ; studied abroad in korea for 5 months, LOVED it and honestly never got homesick ; prone to bad luck but tries to find the humor in most situations.

- appearance/style: 155 cm / 5’1” ; hourglass to pear shaped ; very pale (burns easily) ; baby-faced, button nose, single dimple on right cheek when smiling ; big green eyes, long eyelashes ; hair is naturally wavy and light ash brown almost always styled with bangs, i just cut most of my hair off and got an undercut a couple weeks ago ; 5 piercings in one ear, 4 + an industrial in the other, and a navel piercing ; clothing style is more on the masculine side (rarely wears dresses/skirts, but i do love short shorts), color scheme is black/gray/muted green ; loves fishnets, flannels, graphic tees, leather jackets, combat boots ; socks are either black or very colorful/patterned ; enjoys sweatpants and hoodies when lounging at home.

Hihi thx so much for the commission. I will also send you a pdf version of you matchup so in case anything happens to this blog you'll still have it, and it won't be money down the drain. :)

RAFAYEL!!!

Between the two of you there’s enough sassy to write the world’s longest rivals to lovers fic Jesus Christ.

Like genuinely picture this: y'all start out as two of the youngest and most popular up and coming artists on the scene.

Naturally that makes y'all rivals. Like the banter just will be flying between you out the wazoo. Sure you gotta try your best to be friendly for the cameras, but everyone can feel the sexual tension. It’s so thick you couldn’t cut it with a bloody chainsaw.

“Look who just washed up.” “Says the one who looks like the cat dragged them in” (author-san can't write clever banter to save her life please send help)

It would all come to a head during like an art gala or something like that. Neither of you wanted to go, but it was being held by a very influential art collector and you couldn’t afford to pass it up.

You get there and see each other and immediately start fighting like cats and dogs. After a while though, you two kinda stick with each other cause there’s literally no one else interesting to talk to at this party in y’all opinion.

You both bond over the fact that your managers forced you guys to be there, making fun of all the snooty rich people, and talking about the different ways you guys see art. You realize maybe the other isn’t so bad after all.

You enter the bright ballroom in a black dress suit, fluffed hair, and light makeup. Between the atmosphere and your stuffy clothes, you feel suffocated. To make matters worse you spit him at a table across from you. You lock eyes and share a silent look for a moment, but only for moment.

“Of course you’re here,” Rafayel scoffs.

“Why wouldn’t I be? Someone’s gotta remedy this atmosphere and it sure as hell isn’t gonna be you,” you reply sharing a glare with him.

You both turn your noses up at each other and walk away to go mingle. Soon you realize that everyone else at this damn party only wants to talk about money and flaunt about how rich they are. You take a seat at a table to take a break with some snacks and wine.

No way you can go through this sober.

As you begin to bite into one of the ridiculously small cupcakes someone plops their butt in the chair opposite you. Of course it’s your purple haired nemesis, who you’ve been trying to ignore all evening. You give him a look that seems to ask “what the hell do you want?”, but he flat out ignores the social cue in favor of making, albeit forced, conversation with you.

“If we were all trapped on a deserted island, who here do you think would get eaten first?” Rafayel asks.

“Huh?” You reply puzzled.

“If we were on a deserted island-”

“No I heard you, I’m just wonder what the actual fuck you’re talking about. Also why are you even here? Shouldn’t you be mingling and annoying someone else with your weird ass questions? Maybe even trying to get someone to go home with you; why are you suddenly giving me special treatment as if you don’t hate my guts?”

“Hey no fair! I asked my question first so it’s only polite that you answer”.

You roll your eyes before scanning them over the crowd. Your gaze falls upon a short round man in a bright yellow tux who seems to be sucking up to his superior. You gesture with your finger over your shoulder pointed at him, finally answering Rafayel’s questions with a nonchalant response.

“Mr. Lemon man over there. He looks like he would keep us fed for a little while and seems eager to please”.

“Smart choice. I would say people would be fighting over those yappy little purse dogs first, and then their owners,” He replies.

“And to answer your previous question, everyone here is such a pain to talk to. You can tell everyone here is lying through their teeth just to impress others and keep up appearances. At least you’re somewhat decent company and I can trust you to speak your mind.”

You flash him a sincere look before replying, “For once we agree on something,”.

“Alright my turn to ask a question,” You start but are quickly cut off.

“Bup bup bup. You already asked your question, now it’s my turn again,” Rafayel refutes.

“What that didn’t count!” You retort.

“Did too! A question is a question.”

You let out a reluctant huff, “Fine. I guess we’ve got all night to ask each other questions anyway”.

“That’s the spirit.”

You two continued this game of questions for the rest of the night and got to know each other better. Once you actually got to know him Rafayel didn't seem so bad. That night a rivalry turned into a bit of a friendship.

You started spending your art events together to make them more tolerable. Soon you guys started hanging out together outside of work.

Movie nights, restaurants, going to the park, walking on the beach. You may have still been friends, but your outings started to feel more and more romantic than platonic.

One day Rafayel invited you to see an ocean sunset with him for artistic inspiration. You guys had ice cream, played on the ocean, and walked along the beach barefoot to reach the peak of a sandy dune that he insisted was perfect for watching the sunset.

You guys sat and cuddled as you watched the sunlight aurora. He looked at you, you looked at him, and next thing you both know you guys are making out to the sunset.

“Rafayel what are we exactly?” “Well I would hope we’re dating now after having had the best kiss of my life”

And that was history.

You guys have a very teasing relationship. Always making fun of each other and being playful, but at the end of the day you guys still snuggle together.

I see Rafayel as a words of affirmations guy since he’s known for being flirty, but i can also see him getting flustered if you turn it against him.

I also see him as a quality time kind of dude because he can get very clingy petty and jealous if he doesn’t see or hang out with you for long periods of time.

He likes to use his tall af height to carry and throw you around like a ragdoll sometimes when he’s feeling silly or wants the upper hand in a petty argument.

You guys do get into more serious arguments sometimes cause you’re both very headstrong and prideful but you learn to set aside your differences for love and agree to disagree or learn to compromise.

You also help each other with your fears. You help him with his fear of cats and he helps you feel less nervous around boats and the ocean.

He kisses you on your piercing holes and over his favorite tattoos of yours while also showing you his own (this man has tattoos and piercings fight me i will die on the hill)

He loves when you play with his fluffy hair and will do skin routines with you. He buys you guys the really good expensive shit. When you’re famous you gotta look good.

Since his evol is fire related his hands and body temperature are pretty warm so he doesn’t mind your cold hands and will try to warm them up for you sometimes

He also loves how you’re interested in his history, culture, and language so he will teach you about them every chance he gets. (Idk how far in the story you are so im not gonna spoil where he’s from but trust me youll love it)

Overall your relationship is basically like having a best friend but you get to make out and do lovey dovey stuff together

[kaycode1999]

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[ raven | afab, any pronouns | preference for a male match ]

- personality: distant, introverted but not shy, generally respectful of others but not particularly kind/sweet, somewhat apathetic, calm under pressure, extremely independent, confident and self-secure (can be arrogant!! but i try to keep my god complex under control lmao), can take criticism well, straightforward (blunt, sometimes tactless/insensitive), pretty sassy/snarky, tends to laugh off the severity of a situation, not very ambitious, moderate risk-taker (gets a thrill from risky situations, but tries to avoid lethal ones).

broad sense of humor (often more on the playful/absurd side), playful w/ friends, very teasing, mischievous, realist that leans optimistic, nosy and loves gossip/drama, a natural troublemaker/rulebreaker but also often unintentionally gets into trouble, comfortable with confrontation, a bit combative with authority and those who irritate me but is generally easygoing, intelligent, unsentimental, surprisingly low impulse control.

- love languages: physical touch and gifts. touch reserved for close friends/partners only, but i can get pretty cuddly with them. willing to make the first move/initiate affection in general.

- hobbies: video games (tactics, RPGs, visual novels), anime, drawing (mostly digital), painting (mostly watercolor), baking, cosplay, writing, reading (fantasy, suspense/thriller, psychological), caring for houseplants, home/decor DIY projects, hiking, jogging, thrill-seeking activities (adrenaline junkie).

- likes: cats, frogs, snakes, sweets, most fruits, lattes (especially chai), scented candles, piercings, tattoos, puns and lame dad jokes, cool weather, traveling, new experiences, learning languages (currently knows/studied: english, french, korean, latin), medieval history, the occasional lazy day, bantering with others, encouraging my friends' bad/risky decisions (i will even do it with them), lovingly teasing/bullying friends, when people cook for me.

- dislikes: dogs, horses, bitter foods, alcohol, strong scents, hot weather, spiders (other bugs are ok), long car rides, feeling restricted, conformity and blind obedience, having to be responsible for others or lead them, being vulnerable, when others are condescending towards me, people-pleasing behavior, when others step in to help without me asking.

- my type: decent sense of humor, banter/bickering and openness to being teased, self-awareness, independence. i like people with a bit of "bite" to them - i feel kinda bad interacting with people who are super nice/sweet bc i feel like i'm kinda mean HDJSH.

- fun facts: 155 cm / 5'1" ; INTJ, 7w8 ; i have 12 piercings (5 in one ear, 4+ an industrial in the other, and a navel piercing) ; quite clumsy, accident prone ; terrible sense of direction ; easily motion sick ; loves changing up hair often ; used to do gymnastics ; my hands and feet are always ice cold so i like subjecting my friends to them (sticking hands under their shirt, holding their hands/cheeks, tucking my feet beneath their legs if we're sitting on a couch together).

I match you with

Dabi

His personality matches yours in that he’s a bit distant and introverted and definitely not shy

He does have some… issues shall we say, so I wouldn’t necessarily call him respectful of others and he can definitely be apathetic to others

I think he needs someone a lot like you; calm under pressure- to keep his anger and impulsiveness in check, independent- because he himself is independent and I don’t think he’d do well someone who isn’t the same, confident and self secure- he’s been put through so much and made to feel like he’s never good enough so I think your confidence could rub off on him, straightforward-because he needs someone who’s willing to tell him what they need or if he’s done something wrong, etc

He needs someone who’s going to give him back the sass/snark he gives them

He enjoys your humor and loves the micheiousness

He’s probably more pessimistic so to him your optimistic and he admires that

It’s been a long time if he’s ever had physical affection so he’s not used to it at first, but eventually he’ll get used to it and enjoy cuddling with you

He did see how terribly his father treated his mother growing up, and although he has done some terrible things and is a villain he would never want to treat his partner like that

At first he’s more timid and uncertain when it comes to how he treats you because he’s so terrified of perpetuating the cycle, that and he hasn’t exactly been in a relationship before. Eventually he’ll get comfortable and confident within your relationship, just be a little patient with him

[vai3r13]

[ JJK matchup exchange w/ -> @frostfall-matches ]

[ raven | afab, any pronouns | 20s | preference for male match, any character is fine as long as they look mostly human ]

- personality: distant, introverted but not shy (disinterested), generally respectful of others but not necessarily kind/sweet, can be a bit fickle and can easily cut people out of my life if they're no longer someone i want to be around, somewhat apathetic (flat affect, rarely has strong emotional reactions, but a majority of the time mood baseline is content/relaxed), calm under pressure, extremely independent, confident and self-secure (sometimes prideful to the point of arrogance), can take criticism well, straightforward (blunt, sometimes tactless/insensitive), tends to laugh off the severity of a situation, not very ambitious, mildly competitive, a moderate risk-taker (often gets a thrill from risky decisions, but tries to avoid lethal situations).

good/broad sense of humor (often more on the playful/absurd side, less so on the sarcasm), calm but playful around friends, very teasing, mischievous, realist that leans optimistic, curious, nosy and loves gossip/drama (but typically doesn't get involved), a natural troublemaker/rulebreaker but also often unintentionally gets into trouble, comfortable with confrontation (often meets heated conflict with a snarky/condescending smile, a bit combative with authority and those who irritate me) but is generally easygoing, even-tempered, intelligent, logical, unsentimental, surprisingly low impulse control (if i want to do/get something, i will simply do it), does not hold onto regrets, good at self-reflection, generally does things out of self-interest but willingly helps others out occasionally.

- personality/alignment types: INTJ-A ; 7w8 ; chaotic neutral.

- love languages: physical touch and gifts. touch reserved for close friends/partners only, willing to initiate affection.

- date activities: cafés, amusement parks, hiking, indoor dates cooking/baking/gaming.

- hobbies: video games (tactics, RPGs, visual novels, anything with good world-building and characters), anime, drawing (digital), painting, baking, cosplay, writing, reading (fantasy, suspense/thriller, psychological, abstract), taking care of houseplants, home/decor DIY projects, hiking, thrill-seeking activities (a bit of an adrenaline junkie).

- likes: cats, sweets, most fruits, good food, cheese, lattes (a favorite of mine is chai), scented candles (can't burn them for long bc i get headaches), piercings, tattoos, puns and lame dad jokes, cool weather, winter, forests, mountains, traveling, new experiences, learning languages (currently knows/studied: english, french, korean, latin), medieval history, having ample amount of alone time/space, the occasional lazy day, the occasional philosophical discussion, a balance between structure and spontaneity, bantering with others, encouraging my friends' bad/risky decisions (i will even do it with them).

- dislikes: dogs, horses, bitter foods, alcohol, strong scents, hot weather, summer, spiders (other bugs are ok), long car rides, feeling restricted, conformity and blind obedience, having to be responsible for others or lead them, being vulnerable, when others are condescending towards me (makes my pride flare up), when others step in to help without me asking, heavy use of sarcasm, pessimism.

- fun facts: quite clumsy, accident prone ; terrible sense of direction ; enjoys skin/hair care, loves changing up hair often ; used to do gymnastics ; a weird mix between a night owl and a morning person (but afternoons are rough) ; able to pick up new skills relatively quickly ; majors in international studies and french in uni w/ minors in psychology and medieval history ; currently working as a scribe ; studied abroad in korea for 5 months and took to long term travel really well ; prone to bad luck but tries to find the humor in most situations.

- appearance/style: 155 cm / 5’1” ; hourglass to pear shaped ; very pale (burns easily) ; round, youthful face ; single dimple on right cheek when smiling ; big green eyes, long eyelashes ; hair is naturally wavy and light ash brown almost always styled with front bangs, currently mid back length and toned silver ; 5 piercings in one ear, 4 + an industrial in the other, and a navel piercing ; clothing style is more on the masculine side (rarely wears dresses/skirts, but i do love short shorts), color scheme is black/gray/muted green ; loves fishnets, flannels, leather jackets, combat boots ; socks are either black or very colorful/patterned ; enjoys sweatpants and hoodies when lounging at home.

Hello Hello! Your matchup is complete @rav--en / @frostfall-matches!!

written in you perspective

barely proofread + English is not my native language

word count - 1.2k

possible tw - talk of narcissism, gambling, past abuse and addiction

And it's...

Fushiguro Tōji !!

To start off, your enneagram types are one of the most common pairings and come with a great deal of similarities and differences. Independence is a quality both of you share and also something both of you deem as important. You can find common ground in both humor and your overall laid-back personality. Toji is someone who shows a few borderline narcissistic qualities, like a lack of empathy, a sense of superiority, and self-centeredness. Yet those same traits are quite situational and more tied to his background than actual narcissism. That doesn’t change the fact that he is not good with people who seek reassurance and constant validation. You being confident fits very well.

When you talk, playful banter and the absurdness in your humor draw Toji closer, just like your rule-breaking and playfulness. As we can see in any of Toji's appearances,  conformity and blind obedience are not his forte either, which is another thing that makes you similar. Your logic and levelheadedness are needed in a relationship with him.

I headcanon Tojis main love language to be acts of service, he doesn’t like making himself vulnerable with words and in his mind actions speak louder than words anyway. He has a great deal of experience in his mercenary work, imagine him fighting off some guy who disturbs you, carrying things for you, etc.

Toji isn't the person for the most typical and romantic relationship, he disappears for days on end, it's a thing that comes both with his job and personality. When he's around tho, I can see him spending lots of time around you. Inviting himself to your place and just accompanying you through your day. Most of your fond experiences with him would be while doing quite mundane tasks. He gambles by betting on horses, while he goes off of feeling I can imagine you taking a very logical approach, that's something he would appreciate, watching you observe every single horse and their traits, eliminating horses one by one to finally decide the one your betting on if you choose to participate in betting too. Going to small restaurants, spending time together in your apartment, etc.

The first time you two went hiking you had to drag him to said location. Toji being just as competitive as you at one point the hike turns into a race of one of you trying to be faster. Toji being very fit and bigger than you wins after a while of speed walking, - borderline running through the trail. He will absolutely tease you about said hike.

Going to amusement parks is fun with Toji and if you want something he will absolutely try and win it for you, after complaining about the prices, on the occasion that he does lose the rigged game he turns up to your apartment the next day with the same thing that you wanted. Just don't ask what happened to the stallholder :)

He gifts you houseplants, as a mercenary he is an excellent observer so he will instantly notice the pots standing around in your apartment. He'll start researching how to care for them and waters them for you if you ever forget.

Watches you play video games, and laughs when you get irritated. If you invite him to play with you he'll tell you "I'm too old for this.", he will still play with you tho. He mostly enjoys combat and the main plot, but doesn't care much for exploration or side plots. Watches you bake, and asks how long it will take until you're finished, he's a big man and will obliterate anything you make, he makes a ranking with everything you've ever baked and he can and will explain the reason for each place, with great detail too.

You liking dad jokes is a must with Toji, once he notices you stifling a chuckle when he slips one out for the first time, he'll most definitely incorporate them in his speech. Toji isn't one for long philosophical speeches in his free time, but he enjoys listening to you discussing the topic, maybe adding his 2 cents once in a while.

"a balance between structure and spontaneity"

Another aspect that makes Toji a very fitting match, is your more logical and rather disinterested personality makes a perfect match with Tojis more emotional and risky side!

Your dislikes align too, like alcohol, hate of conformity, vulnerability, and arrogance. Toji'll tease you about both your bad luck and situations you get into, he won't make it obvious but he's the type to help you while you're not looking. Be it you just about to hit your hand against a corner and him covering it with his hand, or you almost losing some important document. He'll watch you do your skincare, asking you about the products you're using.

Physical aspects he would enjoy would be your height difference. He would show interest in your many piercings too. Toji doesn't care much for style or fashion and he doesn't care what you wear you're gonna be gorgeous for him no matter what you wear and he can fight after all. Your color scheme is similar, so you might even end up wearing similar/ almost partner outfits sometimes. He'll laugh about your colorful socks but will gift you some, with either your favorite character or your favorite food.

While you both fit each other very well there obviously are negative aspects that can't be forgotten in a relationship with Toji. One of those things would be his insane commitment issues or his dealing with past abuse that he still never fully healed from. I can imagine that those things result in occasional outbursts and periods of low-to-no contact with him. Since Toji also has a problem with being vulnerable he won't let himself be helped, not at the start of your relationship at least. He just has to be left alone for a while, in that period your independence and equal need for alone time are part of the reason why you handle each other so well.

Another thing that has to be accepted when in a relationship with Toji is his tough gambling addiction and the way he blows through money. A very tricky aspect of him that will become an important topic at some point in your relationship.

Negatives aside you and Toji would be a very fitting match for each other, in which your negative and positive aspects balance each other and create a strong bond between the two of you.

headcanons

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Toji taking you out to gamble, and you just watching him or even joining in. You betting on two different horses, he bets off of feeling while you go off of logical aspects like the visible condition of said horses. Finally picking your horse and later on winning! He's just a tiny bit jealous and pissed.

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Toji teaching you how to shoot a gun just because "It'll make you look like a badass" and he wants you to be safe and able to protect yourself. As you brought up that you're quite quick with learning new things I think that he'll be quite impressed with you.

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Going out to random small restaurants and trying each other's favorite foods, or trying new ones. He'll absolutely show you his favorite Takoyaki spot.

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He'll absolutely beat anyone who harasses you to shit, full on dragging said person into an alleyway and bones cracking.

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I really want hwachae or rice cakes.

Anyway, thank you sm for reading and I hope you could enjoy at least something:)

It was kind of hard for me to match you at first, but after a little thinking, it became pretty clear. My second choice would've been Geto.

I apologize for bad English, it's not my native language.

[blissfullyapillow]

Hi there!! Sometime last year I requested a matchup from you and loved it <3 IF you're still doing matchups, I'm wondering if you'd be interested in doing a matchup exchange for HSR? I'd be doing it through my sideblog if you wanted to send your match info in -> @frostfall-matches. BUT if you're no longer doing matchups or aren't interested, please disregard! :3

[ raven | afab, any pronouns | romantic match | preference for a male character ]

- personality: distant, introverted but not shy (disinterested), generally respectful of others but not necessarily kind/sweet, somewhat apathetic (flat affect, rarely has strong emotional reactions, but a majority of the time mood baseline is content/relaxed), calm under pressure, extremely independent, confident and self-secure (sometimes prideful to the point of arrogance), can take criticism well, straightforward (blunt, sometimes tactless/insensitive), tends to laugh off the severity of a situation, not very ambitious, mildly competitive, a moderate risk-taker (often gets a thrill from risky decisions, but tries to avoid lethal situations).

good/broad sense of humor (often more on the playful/absurd side, less so on the sarcasm), calm but playful around friends, very teasing, mischievous, realist that leans optimistic, curious, nosy and loves gossip/drama, a natural troublemaker/rulebreaker but also often unintentionally gets into trouble, comfortable with confrontation (often meets heated conflict with a snarky/condescending smile, a bit combative with authority and those who irritate me) but is generally easygoing, even-tempered, logical, does not hold onto regrets, generally does things out of self-interest but willingly helps others out occasionally.

- personality/alignment types: INTJ-A ; 7w8 ; chaotic neutral.

- love languages: physical touch and gifts. physical touch reserved only for close friends/partners.

- hobbies: video games (tactics, RPGs, visual novels), anime, drawing (digital), painting, baking, cosplay, writing, reading (fantasy, suspense/thriller, psychological, abstract), taking care of houseplants, home/decor DIY projects, hiking, thrill-seeking activities (an adrenaline junkie).

- likes: cats, frogs, sweets, most fruits, good food, lattes (a favorite of mine is chai), aromatic candles, piercings, tattoos, puns and lame dad jokes, cool weather, forests, mountains, traveling, new experiences, learning languages (currently knows/studied: english, french, korean, latin), medieval history, having ample amount of alone time/space, the occasional lazy day, the occasional philosophical discussion, a balance between structure and spontaneity, bantering with others.

- dislikes: dogs, horses, bitter foods, strong scents, hot weather, spiders (other bugs are ok), long car rides, feeling restricted, conformity and blind obedience, having to be responsible for others or lead them, being vulnerable, when others are condescending towards me (makes my pride flare up), when others step in to help without me asking, heavy use of sarcasm.

- qualities i value in a partner: independence, confidence, self-sufficiency, sense of humor, willingness to banter, openness to being teased, self-awareness.

- fun facts: quite clumsy, accident prone ; terrible sense of direction ; used to do gymnastics ; a weird mix between a night owl and a morning person (but afternoons are rough) ; majored in international studies and french in uni w/ minors in psychology and medieval history ; currently working as a medical scribe ; studied abroad and loved it, definitely took really well to long-term traveling and never really got homesick ; prone to bad luck but tries to find the humor in most situations.

- hsr-specific: REALLY fond of aha/elation as an aeon/path lmao, but if i had to pick an in-game path and type i'd probably be imaginary erudition.

Notes: @frostfall-matches. Hello again Raven! I remember you! I'd love to do a HSR matchup exchange with you, I'll send my info to you shortly after I upload this haha. Thank you so much for sending this ask in, as it motivated me to empty my inbox (which I'm slowly accomplishing). I really hope you enjoy this matchup I have for you!! Have a lovely rest of your day <3

What I think your relationship would sound like: Dan Heng

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I match you with: Dan Heng

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Your relationship with Dan Heng is an interesting mix of you two being fairly similar, yet very different at the same time. Even so, you two just blend well together, and it’s one of those really beautiful and unique relationships!    

Dan Heng loves that you’re someone who is calm under pressure, as other members of the express may need some coddling in times of crisis (there’s nothing wrong about that, but he just really admires this trait you have). Furthermore, he appreciates your bluntness. He can be a bit blunt at times, so he’s glad you’re the same way and that you can take criticism. 

At the same time, he values your ability to laugh off serious situations. It eases the intense burst of adrenaline he gets in critical situations, and it helps him think. 

You guys may occasionally bump heads since you can get a bit prideful at times, but it’s never anything serious. Usually he’ll just playfully roll his eyes and brush it off. Your ability to get into trouble reminds him of the trailblazer, and he damns it at times since he knows he’ll have to be the one to come to your rescue. 

Speaking of, he really won’t help you unless you ask since he knows that can be a sore spot for you. He’s someone who deeply values independence so he’ll respect your wishes. The only time he may step in is if your life is in mortal danger. He can deal with whatever you have to say or do to him afterwards, since he cares too much about you.

Your tendencies to be a bit combative with authority causes him no end of headaches, but he weirdly enjoys it. Just a little. It adds a spark into his life that otherwise wouldn’t be there. 

In the beginning of your relationship you were a bit apprehensive of Dan Heng’s ability to joke around. Thankfully, he pleasantly surprised you. Dan Heng can easily keep up with your humor, and he’ll even crack a few jokes of his own that he knows you’d find funny. His humor can be a bit on the dry side at times, but he’ll occasionally spice it up just because he knows you like it.

Dan Heng has no problem letting you have ample amounts of time alone, and vice versa. If anything, it makes the two of you happier to be around each other; it makes the time you spend together all the more special. 

During one of your shared travels, Dan Heng made the mistake of letting you lead the way. He quickly learned from his error, and will find ways to subtly guide the both of you or keep track of where you are so as to not get lost again. The time you both got lost was so memorable, the Astral Express Crew will mention it to newcomers as one of the crew’s ‘Legendary Express Stories.’ Dan Heng would prefer it if they didn’t, but he enjoys the expression on your face when they do; so he remains silent. 

You and Dan Heng are the most likely to be up at the oddest hours of the day, both engaged in your separate activities. Sometimes, you two can be found sharing tender moments together during these times. 

Dan Heng harbors an intense interest for your hobbies and likes. He’ll often ask you to recite some of your travel stories, or to tell him more about topics such as medical history.

He finds the differences you two share to be really cute! He won’t ever say that of course, but you can tell. The both of you are a sight to see together, and the entire Crew considers the both of you to be an utterly charming couple.

⊱  ۫ ׅ ✧ ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ ⌇

“You’re positive this is the way to go?” Dan Heng’s skepticism leaves you nonplussed, but you remain wrongfully optimistic. “I’m sure! The scenery doesn’t look the same this time, and- look! That must be the way out!” Your excited explanation draws Dan Heng’s attention to your outstretched finger, pointing in the direction of what you believe to be the exit.

He scrutinizes the area for a moment as you dash ahead, before his eyes widen in surprise. “Raven, wait!” His warning comes all too late, as you find yourself in quite the predicament. 

Dan Heng almost wants to laugh, really, but he won’t. Not with that scary warning written all over your face. You insist you can find yourself out of the tangle of webs you’re now entrapped in, and he lets you.

It takes a fairly long time, but Dan Heng doesn’t mind. Once you’re out, the both of you continue on your way, finding yourselves in many more traps, dead ends, and familiar scenery. 

Until finally, finally, the both of you escape the elaborate labyrinth you were previously trapped in. As you release a boisterous shout of joy, Dan Heng releases the breath he didn’t know he was holding. 

You turn around to offer Dan Heng a high five, only to be met with a pair of lips pressing a swift, sweet kiss to your lips.

When he pulls away, you share nearly identical flushed expressions. 

It was such an adorable sight, it's been memorialized by March 7th’s camera.

Dedicated to,

⌞rav--en ⌝

[stars-tonight]

[ hq!! matchup exchange w/ @frostfall-matches ]

[ raven / afab, any pronouns ok / early 20s (if you wanted to base the match w/ timeskip in mind that's perfectly fine) / long matchup, romantic, preference for guys ]

- personality: distant but pleasant, introverted but not shy, generally respectful of others but not necessarily kind/sweet, somewhat apathetic (flat affect, rarely has strong emotional reactions, but a majority of the time mood baseline is content/relaxed), calm under pressure, extremely independent, confident and self-secure (sometimes prideful to the point of arrogance), can take criticism well, straightforward (blunt, sometimes tactless/insensitive), tends to laugh off the severity of a situation, not very ambitious, mildly competitive, a moderate risk-taker (gets a big thrill from risky decisions, but tends to avoid extremely dangerous situations), good sense of humor.

calm but playful around friends, very teasing, mischievous, realist that leans optimistic, a natural troublemaker/rulebreaker but also often unintentionally gets into trouble, comfortable with confrontation (often meets heated conflict with a snarky/condescending smile, a bit combative with authority & those who irritate me) but is generally easygoing, even-tempered, logical, not sentimental, good at self-reflection, generally does things out of self-interest but willingly helps others out occasionally.

- personality/alignment types: INTJ ; 7w8 ; chaotic neutral.

- love languages: physical touch and gifts (both receiving/giving).

- preferred date activities: coffee or dessert café, staying home cooking/baking together then chilling w/ games or a show, hiking, amusement parks, camping.

- hobbies: video games (tactics, RPGs, visual novels), anime, drawing (digital), painting, baking, cosplay, writing, reading (fantasy, suspense/thriller, psychological, abstract), taking care of houseplants, home/decor DIY projects, hiking, jogging, thrill-seeking activities (adrenaline junkie).

- likes: cats, sweets, most fruits, good food, cheese, lattes (a favorite of mine is chai), aromatic candles (can't burn them for long bc i get headaches), puns and lame dad jokes, cool weather, traveling, new experiences, learning languages (currently knows/studied: english, french, korean, latin), medieval history, having ample amount of alone time/space, the occasional lazy day, the occasional philosophical discussion, a balance between structure and spontaneity, bantering with others.

- dislikes: dogs, horses, bitter foods, strong scents, hot weather, spiders (other bugs are ok), long car rides, feeling restricted, blind obedience, having to be responsible for others or lead them, being vulnerable, when others are condescending towards me (makes my pride flare up), heavy use of sarcasm, when people try to help me without me asking, people who are extremely insecure, people-pleasing behavior, jealousy, pessimism.

- fun facts.: quite clumsy, accident prone ; terrible sense of direction ; enjoys skin/hair care, loves changing up hair often ; used to do gymnastics ; a weird mix between a night owl and a morning person (but afternoons are rough) ; majors in international studies and french in uni w/ minors in psychology and medieval history ; currently also working as a medical scribe ; studied abroad in korea for 5 months (loved it!! never really got homesick and took to traveling long term really well).

headcanons

🥛 tendō is also very teasing and playful around his friends

🥛 like you, he also is a bit of a rebel

🥛 just does his thing and has the time of his life while doing it (imo, the ultimate dream)

🥛 he loves the feeling of freedom and does not obey or conform just because it's what everyone else is doing

🥛 so is up for some spontaneous travelling too

🥛 definitely isn't a people pleaser; those who accept him accept him and those who don't don't, and he's perfectly fine with either option

🥛 tendō also strikes me as somewhat apathetic--at least, he doesn't show a lot of emotion besides a smirk and an almost condescending jab at his opponents every now and then

🥛 he likes to go with the flow and isn't very uptight so he'd always be up for a lazy day

🥛 i'd imagine he wakes up pretty early but is more than willing to just stay in bed with you for hours

🥛 he doesn't like getting very sentimental or vulnerable because people always made fun of him as a kid

🥛 so it'll probably be late night or early mornings when he really opens up to you

🥛 and he gets that you don't like being vulnerable either, so he won't pry into your feelings

🥛 just makes sure you know that if you ever need something from him, you shouldn't hesitate to ask

🥛 but serious conversations and vulnerabilities, all of that is for a lazy day when you both have the time and energy to get candid

🥛 if you both are feeling adventurous, he'd for sure be a bit of an adrenaline junkie as well

🥛 would probably take you bungee jumping or skydiving at some point in your relationship

🥛 secretly a fan of cosplay lol

🥛 likes the different costumes and how you can become someone else so quickly

🥛 i imagine he'd be up for a hike or for camping too

🥛 probably stands dangerously close to the edge of the cliff (completely ignores the railings / lines that say "dangerous") and does the titanic pose and yells "i'm king of the world"

🥛 although i can't imagine he has a very good sense of direction either so you might end up lost on your hike

🥛 but he'll probably turn it into a spontaneous "let's just follow this trail and see where it takes us!" journey

🥛 you'd definitely have your own shared language--french, since he works in paris post-timeskip--that no one else understands

🥛 will definitely throw out lame jokes and is the type to laugh at his own jokes

🥛 sometimes he gets weird looks for it so if you could laugh it'd make him feel happier

🥛 he's not a big physical touch guy but will hold your hand and swing it as you walk together

🥛 would definitely find the most unique but memorable souvenirs

🥛 like if you go to greece, he'll get you something with the evil eye

🥛 in fact he probably is a big fan of the evil eye design

🥛 it's so bold and out there and initially offputting but deep down it has a really sweet meaning (like him!)

🥛 tendō definitely seems like a dessert cafe date kinda guy

🥛 he can get inspiration from some of the desserts you guys try

🥛 also loves baking dates because he gets to do what he loves with the person he loves

🥛 will make the best chocolate for you once he starts working professionally

🥛 also loves high energy dates like amusement parks

🥛 definitely goes on the most terrifying roller coasters

🥛 probably tries to make a funny face at the camera that takes your picture

runner up for you was nishinoya yū!

A/N: there you go, i hope you like it! thank you for agreeing to do this exchange with me 🫶 your matchup for me was so detailed and thought out and i hope this lived up to your expectations as well!

[beautifulpersonpeach]

BPP, you didn't actually give an opinion about that Weverse article, did you?

I don't get it. Weverse is owned by Hybe, presumably staffed by Hybe employees whose mission is to promote their artists. Yet that article is shading Jungkook left and right. (No pun intended) And a previous article hyped Morgan Whalen while insulting Jimin and Suga.

What kind of twisted business model is this?

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Oh it’s a shit article. But it’s not exactly ‘HYBE staff’ that is pumping it out. The magazine contracts various critics and authors known in Korea to write for it. Jungkook’s article was written by Seo Seongdeok who was formally staffed at IZE - a Korean pop music outfit that was a sort of rival to IZM, another platform for Korean pop music reviews.

Historically, IZM has had negative bias towards non-Big3 artists (meaning this includes artists from BigHit), while IZE generally gave all artists a fair shot in their reviews and so BigHit artists have generally gotten mixed to positive reviews, but always more positive views from IZE than they would get from IZM. Something that’s been pointed out in the past too is how IZE and IZM reviews sometimes just parrot what’s been said elsewhere, typically in Western press. It’s something that happens in Korean literary circles in general, a sort of ‘mild plagiarism’ that they usually get away with because most Koreans don’t read English critics as a default.

I remember seeing this criticism in IZE’s review of BTS attending the BBMAs in 2018, where sections of the review was lifted from Billboard’s own magazine about BTS.

So, I think what’s been happening here is just more shoddy writing from the critics contracted by the magazine. Seongdeok has written favourably about BTS before, but I think in this latest article he just lifted things he’d heard elsewhere that for whatever reason he felt was flattering. It wouldn’t be the first time something like this has happened. Because the writers are contracted, HYBE staff can’t interfere in the review to steer it’s output in more direct ways, but the results lately have been less than satisfactory. It’s just lame and makes the author and magazine as a whole look inept.

[wdmaialen]

wdtaeyang:

"you scared all my fish away." disappointment lacing his words, "this isn't a hobby is it? scaring fish?" a brow raises, "seems selfish." a snigger leaving him, impressed by his own pun, fighting the smirk that etches at his corners.

Maia had a bad habit of blushing. She blushed when she was nervous. She blushed when she was happy. She blushed when there was someone attractive. She blushed when she was embarrassed. Once she realized it was happening, she began to turn redder. It was a horrible cycle that was currently occurring at this moment, even though the party didn't actually seem that bothered.

"I swear it wasn't on purpose. I was just looking for a place to swim. I am from Los Angeles," she finished lamely.

Maia looked around, wondering which was the most unobtrusive way to avoid bothering the fish or the fisherman anymore. Maia chose to wade into the water, figuring it was a lost cause. She looked around this particular beach. It truly was beautiful. Peaceful. Maybe it was because of the time of day.

"Hi, I'm Maia. Maia Cruz." Maia really needed to remember Korean etiquette. She had learned, though, that referring to herself as Maia instead of by her full name was helpful for fae. Not that she knew many. She thought. It was hard to tell. "Come here often? I was a bit homesick so I wanted to try swimming around here."

[solivagantsalix]

fuck it time to work on outlining my ocs backstories i guess 

[defsbeom]

GOT7 who? I only know PUN7

[kwkiyong]

hallo hallo! so excited to be here, it's been 6 years since i've rped on tumblr... happy to be back :D

quick rundown of kiyong/axel:

competitive skater, part of the south korean national team, an active olympian. used to train overseas but decided to return to korea as he approaches his 20s

why? well, one is bc of financial costs. he can't keep making his parents fund his career when his younger sister is a budding volleyball player recently accepted in to the national setup (if anyone wants to play the sister, hmu)

another is bc he's been influenced by the hallyu wave, esp netflix (hahaha). who says olympians don't follow pop culture?

he didn't have a normal upbringing, having had to skip school a lot and spend majority of his time training

so now he wants to try living a normal life (as if he can)

but oho, at kyungwon he's able to try new sports and somehow he's keen on ice hockey (which he tried when he was younger) ... to the displeasure of his coach :p

a huge part of him is conflicted on whether he wants to continue skating - he did participate in the 2022 beijing winter olympics but didn't medal. the old chronic injuries keep coming back (and are starting to stack ..) but he still has more jumps and techniques to perfect

the older he gets, the more he hates the sinister part of the sport he loves - his athlete friends being caught doping (unwillingly), the high profile ones turning to gambling and drugs as methods to destress, and how his success in the sport has caused the korea skating union management to use him for internal political warfare

he just wants to be a normal 20 year old worrying about normal stuff, not corruption and exploitation of underaged athletes

random facts

he loves to snack and has only been able to get away with his snack breaks when he started to podium at the senior level competitions. bless his high metabolism or else he'd be crucified for eating so much chocolate bars in between trainings. you can consider him as the doraemon of snacks (ask and you shall receive)

he is super lame (as in he loves deadpan humour, puns, memes and pop culture). very gen z. makes his coach suffer through a generation gap identity crisis every 2 business days

despite his lame personality, he has a very cold ~ aura ~ so he's been called ice prince many times and comes off as unapproachable

undecided major bc he's soul searching

his family started off as lower middle income when he was born, but as he progressed in his skating career, his family gradually became okay financially. however he still worries about his parents' retirement funds + sister's volleyball training costs and has been secretly putting aside money for them

kiyong likes to go by his korean name off the rink but insists on being called axel when discussing his ice skating endeavours. it's a separation of personal vs professional lives thing. no promises that he won't throw his ice boots at you if a lame axel pun is made

oh, his parents gave him the middle name of axel bc his father got tear eyed watching a beautiful double axel jump when his mother was pregnant with kiyong :p

he has yet to do his military service, and is strategising to win gold at the asian winter games before he retires so he can go for the reduced military service option instead

very particular with money management - he's learned to budget since he was 7 years old so you can spot him at flea markets trying his best to out-haggle other ahjummas for bargain deals

likes to thrift clothes and into environmental activism (bc winter sports will die out if the planet continues to get hotter)

i'm still setting up his bio page up but can always hit me up in the DMs to plot! am open for anything :D

[erenaeoth]

10, 14, 19, and 21 for the meta writer asks >:)

thank!

10. How would you describe your writing process?

Organised chaos. I'll usually have one idea. Then let it grow for a bit. If it excites me, I'll start writing. I usually know what sort of length story it will be before I start writing. If it's going to be a multi-chapter story, I start planning once I've got enough of an opening down that I think I'm not going mad and it looks like it might actually be a plausible idea. Then it's a case of playing off sketchy plan against spontaneous writing, interrupted far too periodically with research ventures that take up far too much time for very minor throwaway sentences. Eventually I finish it and I'm really pleased. Then I come back to it the next morning and can't believe I let myself think this was good. I clean it up for a few days and at some point I'm happy enough that other people are allowed to see it.

14. At what point in writing do you come up with a title?

Either immediately, so that it's partially what inspired the story, or about a minute before I post the thing. Some story titles just write themselves and others I've agonised over and still think they're pretty bad. Black Ice was like a triple pun and catchy, came up with it very quick. Sparrow in Winter included the main character's nickname and was about his fragility during the hardest period in is life - also pretty spontanous. Zen Gardens of the Heart. no. I'm still wondering why i went with such a pretentious title. Took me months. i wanted it to be about cultivating love so i guess thats vaguely what it sounds like but im still salty about the title that took me so long to get to and its still kinda lame.

19. Is there something you always find yourself repeating in your writing? (favourite verb, something you describe ‘too often’, trope you can’t get enough of?)

SO MANY THINGS. Probably my biggest bane is "slightly". Now that I've let you know, you're going to see it everywhere. CRINGE. I always have to go back through and edit some of them out. The trope I can't get enough of though is grumpy brothers who'd actually do anything for each other. I seem to flit between fandoms just writing about that. I will not apologise for this. They're also all gangsters. Not going to apologise for that either.

21. What other medium do you think your story would work well as? (film, webcomic, animated series?)

My large (and largely abandoned) fantasy story began life as a webcomic. There were some things I lost as I moved it from comic to text only, but they're very minor compared to what it gained. And I'm also thankful to no longer be writing, drawing, inking, and watercolour painting a page every week. Some of my stories are homages to some film genres, like Black Ice was a homage to HK crime movies, and my upcoming story Killing Hawk is a homage to Korean gangster and crime tv dramas, which means I think they could maybe adapt to those mediums because they already drew from them. In general though, I think written fiction does best in the art form it was originally intended to be. I certainly think lots of the things I hope a reader would take away from my writing doesn't just boil down to what would be there in a visual adaptation of it.

[harringtonsbae]

Hi!!! Can I have a male matchup for Harry Potter in the Golden Trio Era?

19, Southeast Asian with Spanish descent, Libra, Bi Pan and Genderfluid, ENFJ-A/ENFJ-T, and a proud muggleborn Ravenclaw. Short (5'1"), chubby with kinda cherubic-like face, chic messy/wavy brunette hair, chocolate brown eyes, oriental skin, and boyish-emo sense of fashion with korean makeup look.

Really quiet, soft spoken, distant, and timid around random people (to the point they think I'm modest, demure, immaculate, and educated) but once I finally open up it's totally opposite---super talkative, rowdy-mouthed, laughing loudly on a daily basis, creative, talented, expressive, swears like a sailor, very clumsy, witty, passionate, religious, very supportive, unfortunate, super childish, determined, thriving, speaks with sarcasms, has a lamest sense of humour, gets excited so easily, skittish, forgetful, and unashamed to be myself but can be awkward around the strangers. Nice and kind to good people, but an opposite who isn't

Opinionated and EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE, in terms of academics and extra curricular activities (even I'm a procrastinator---I still ace them like what kind of sorcery I did?) that's why I got frustrated and dissappointed quickly if I failed, because I thought people I know is pressuring me, but I tried to keep moving forward once I already cheered up.

I may come off as stubborn, feisty, tough, demanding, and harsh if I get really angry also demanding and intimidating if things aren't all right, but my deeper self is sensitive, insecure of my physical appearance (some people around me makes fun of it and it's rude), and fragile who cries easily also has strong beliefs and reasoning, like fighting for my dreams to the point it'll become a debate because of my brashness. But I'm also willing to help or give up something as long I can, they think I'm selfish, but not really---I do have biased sentimental value and I have a different way how do I care---by being supportive and giving gifts also teaching them, in addition I have an emotional overwhelm, I get flustered too quickly, blush on compliment, and melt over wholesomeness.

My interests are arts, choir, night sky, makeup, fun/deep/dumb conversations, Christianity, documentaries (about saints, real crime stories, and inspirational people), reading interesting stuffs, talking about social issues, and creative writings.

My hobbies are are singing, drawing, roleplaying, listening to music, chatting/browsing on social media, conceptualizing, writing, and reading some stuffs. I'll include making corniest jokes/puns, sleeping, and dancing when nobody's around or walking like a model if I feel so bold (even I'm terrible at both xD). I also used to learn Italian language a bit.

Oof- I love you! Ron Weasley! Yes another Weasley!

•Ron loves you, no questions asked

•He has a VERY soft spot for people who are shy when they meet new people, but are really open when they are themselves

•It’s a reward for him when he gets to see your true self.

•You may not see eye-to-eye at times but it normally ends in really good makeup sex sweet cuddles on the the couch or in bed.

•Listen, this man would follow you anywhere anytime

•Would try his ‘lame’ nose jokes on you (I don’t know if you’ve read cursed child or not)

•He loves to join you in funny dance parties/runway shows that only you two get to do probably ends in sex

•He would definitely think roleplay was just for sex until he met you:

“What do you mean ‘Do you want to roleplay?’ Isn’t that for sex?”

•Ends up loving it, but he would never admit it

•He has the Weasley family sex drive for sure, so don’t even underestimate him

•When he first started dating you he would try to be romantic by going to your house and throwing rocks at your window until you either open it or look at him through it. There’s definitely a speaker playing some cheesy song in the background

•Later he takes you to go sit somewhere in a field and watch the stars while talking about anything

•Okay, so you guys are a literal power couple, no one ever plays games with you two because you guys always win

•He is smitten with you no doubt

•He probably gets jealous of Percy when he starts trying to talk to you about documentaries, social issues in the wizarding world, and would probably try to start debates with you. Your Ron’s world, one that he wouldn’t share ever, period

•Ugh you guys are a power couple and I can not stress it enough

I hope this is good! I’m still new to shipping people lol

Lots of love, babes<3

[koreanbreeze]

team skull ending sentences with “skull” (스컬) is my favorite

[youarejesting]

BTS365 Prompts.Week 51

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Kim Seokjin - letter

“Today we are learning about letters. Do you know what letter we are learning about today?” Seokjin said towards the camera, you giggled. Working on sesame street wasn’t easy, you were one of the puppet character voices so you had to move your hand and mouth at the same time which was never really a problem until you had to work with Jin. 

He just had a tendency to make you laugh, his acting was over the top and honestly funny. The cast and crew called him the angry aunty or the lame dad because he had a tendency to argue about the funniest things and he was full of bad puns.

Min Yoongi - time travel

Yoongi had the ability to time travel and he could bring anyone he wanted as long as he was holding them while he turned back the time. He just had to hold you and turn back the clock and the two of you had few extra nights together before he had to leave on tour.

Jung Hoseok - ring (inspired by @explosiveranga who inspired this with the call me kevin videos)

The game was supposed to be a comedy night live audience thing but he went into a room labeled Kpop just out of curiosity. “Love is a burning thing, and it makes a fiery ring” The sound of a deep voice singing a song that was very clearly not a kpop song.

“That’s not kpop” a voice said

“That’s the only Kpop song I know,” the man explained, making Hoseok laugh.

Kim Namjoon - noodle

Warmth woke and softened his stiff joints, his spiky green hair standing tall. Wiggling free from the aromatic waters he knew well, he tried to climb atop a slimy squishy rock to sit on the soft looking yellow patch that resided so tempting in the middle, but the sides were too slippery. Instead he took rest upon the soft brown plains above his watery home. 

Namjoon let his hand drift in the water and saw the long tendrils moving rhythmically in the depths of his home. He sighed looking outside his confined waters up at the figure so big he felt himself pale and his spikes wilt a little in fear.

It was hard for the little onion boy to comprehend life outside his bowl.

Park Jimin - lost and found

Souls weren’t as stable as one might think, they were a fickle thing. You found this out after a car accident, your vehicles collided and here you were in a hospital bed surrounded by young men. They spoke korean which you were proud to say you were pretty well spoken in the language. “Jimin’s  awake, are you in any pain?”

“What?” Voice raspy and dry when you asked, genuinely confused who these people were and why they were in your hospital room, weren’t hospitals supposed to have some security. “Who are you?” 

“Jimin, do you remember who we are?” The man asked

“I am not Jimin,” You breathed, “I am Y/n?”

“He has gone crazy?”

“Where am I? What happened?” you asked, confused getting up out of the bed. You felt funny, it was odd the way you moved. Moving to the bathroom and seeing yourself in the mirror was a shock. Because it wasn’t your face, not the one you knew and remembered this was different.

Stepping out of the bathroom and looking at the group you nodded, “I need to ask the nursing desk a question”

“Wait!” they called as you walked out calmly down the hall to the desk. 

“Ah excuse me,” You spoke in perfect english, “I was wondering if there was a y/n in this hospital, the other person in the crash”

“Ah… the other patient from the crash, she is in the next room, is something wrong mister Park?” The door opened and you looked at yourself kind of confused.

Kim Taehyung - gingerbread house

Taehyung was sitting at the table across from you, the two of you meticulous icing pieces of ginger bread and stacking them via the instructions. There was a mishap with Taehyung’s icing and a chunk landed in your hair and you turned horrified and made sure to get your revenge. It was a sweet mess.

Jeon Jungkook - medicine

The world was rebuilding, however things like cell phones and the internet were no more. Homes and land were claimed and made by whoever wanted it. Which meant some had regressed to owning and lording the land with servants. But not everything had regressed just the things that polluted the earth. You were traveling, you spent your savings on a new life away from your country. The boat rode the wind with big sails, and your journey took many days.

When you arrived you were guided in a carriage across the old roads, bits were crumbling and returned to dirt but it was nice to see what used to be. Once you arrived at the place you were staying you encountered many problems. You didn’t speak the language at all, your guide a lovely older gentleman, did all the business.

“Mister Jeon, is happy to have you in his home, he has heard of your medical feats and well he was wondering if you would assist his men, he will have you wed his son” The older scholar explained. “HIs name is Jeon Jungkook and he is a skilled fighter”

“I am not sure, I have never met him?” Admitting with a soft glow on your cheeks. Your message was translated and mister Jeon laughed heartily, “what is so funny?”

“He says, you will have time to get to know him before you have to make a decision, but he would like some medical assistance with his soldiers”