#lala legion

[vanivanvanilla]

🌈 LALA LEGION 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[art: @cogmented, pinkcacophany (twt), @ssseriema]

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[aipurjopa]

close enough. welcome back season 5, all it took was uu!spoke losing all of his friends <3

[yeowel]

at this rate the sticklers will be the lala legion of season six ,like they will be online together for five minutes out of the whole season and then be gone forever

[hooked-on-death]

obsessed with mcyt storytelling and how actual events get warped to fit videos plot lines. Or names of events or enemies or allies change to make things more digestible

[chair002]

UGHHHH i can't get over Mapicc telling Ro "You killed my best friend" because it's so fucking hard-hitting when you realize Roshambo quite literally let go of everything he had before the Players (betraying the Foundation/Justice League, and therefore the Lala Legion) because Mapicc asked him to, because Mapicc was his best friend, but Roshambo just trying to help as much as he could ended up *hurting* Mapicc instead. On complete accident. And then Mapicc turns around and says that to his face, "you killed my closest friend, Ro just killed my best friend", when Ro was just doing what he thought would help Mapicc & the team. And all he can do now is just say sorry. Poor guy

[therealsquiddo]

I love lala legion so much! We've got classic characters such as speakisthere, awag, and (checks smudged writing on hand) squibidi toilet

[hdusa]

that was my first time watching a lifesteal stream in like 6 months i dont know what is going on in season 5 at all . the red sky was kinda awesome. guns were scary. i hope u kill more people soon ^_^ will be trying 2 tune in more - @renchant

I can try to summarize the entire season in like 3 paragraphs it’s going to be so terrible and long I’m so sorry watch me do it here we go

So basically… lifesteal season 5 begins…. There’s a group called the PMC that consists of MinuteTech LeoWook and ClownPierce and since they’re all big strong men they beat up every other team on the server. Eventually the PrinceZam + Pangi pirate team group up with Gucci Gang (Bacon Parrot Mapicc) to beat them up because they’re really strong and scary. Eventually Clown stops logging on so they feel the need to form a new team called the Phantoms with Vitalasy Jumper and Reddoons and they go around jumping people by staying logged out and then all logging in at the same time after someone’s lured to a location. It got them a PrinceZam kill but they failed against Mapicc and Bacon. Tons of fights happen that are just PMC vs Gucci Gang + Me or LaLa Legion (Spoke Ash Ro Planet) vs Us or whatever. Eventually new members get added, Squiddo Pentar Jepex Wemmbu. There’s a gay wedding between Parrot and Ashswag. Squiddo kills the entire server at a birthday party. I made 200 backup maxed out armor sets. Midmystic makes Pangi and I an awesome pirate base and lastly a chunk of the server lowkey stop logging on.

Because of the void left by the players that are now gone (Parrot, Vitalasy kinda, Reddoons, Poafa, Woogie, Vort3x etc) Mapicc and I have no choice but to find a way to make things awesome again. We build a void trap at spawn and try to lure Minute and Planet over, successfully killing Planet (this is ok because he’s a 20 heart monster this season btw!!) Bacon joins us and decides we need two extra members so we invite Pentar and JumperWho as well. Together we formed a team called The Abyss, a group of players that want to revive the server by destroying it. By making ourselves the big bads of the server every time people logged on their goal was to kill us so that we’d stop making our void hole at spawn bigger. They tried other things like filling the hole with water and obsidian but those all got fixed relatively fast. One of the things they did was find my secret base and steal all 200 of my armor sets. This made me really mad so I destroyed the entire PMC base. After months of constant fighting over this big dumb hole to the void at spawn eventually we come up with an end goal. We were going to turn the entirety of spawn island into void. While working on this insanely large project we get jumped and after like 5 battles where Planet just keeps dying but his teammates live, he bans himself in the void hole. Before doing so he asks what our goal is so I told him activity, and he says “well in that case I guess in a way I’ve beat you”. This was like cold asf so we immediately switch gears deciding we need to make our plan way awesomer and cooler so we add a puzzle for them to solve!! It’s super long and if they couldn’t finish it in 7 days the entirety of spawn would be turned to void. Our team immediately got to work running big bedrock break machine and cleaning out layer after layer. However, as this is all happening Wemmbu Squiddo and 4CVIT reveal that they have a massive canon that will blow up literally EVERYTHING on the server unless we give them 50 hearts. They blows up 4Cs entire beautiful base to show they’re not joking around. Minute and his group are able to find the canon and break it saving the server but for a moment the entire server was united against Wemmbu and his team. The Abyss goal was completed before our final project even began which sucked, but we kept moving forward. To get people interested Minute (temporarily) added Rekrap2 Back To The Server!!!! He was here to help them finish the puzzle and after a week of us racing to void everything while they solve our puzzles, it was over and they had won. The 5 of us now had to jump into the void but that’s when JumperWho revealed she had been a mole the whole time. For 3 months of constant work on the void hole, she was betraying us. Relaying everything to Minute and his team. Filled with rage Mapicc decided to bomb her base but ended up with Clown Leo Minute Jumper and potentially more on him. I came to help but I wasn’t ready to fight Jumper, somebody I’d been allies with for 3 months. I managed to escape but I couldn’t believe it. Afterwards Pentar also left our team leaving just Mapicc Bacon and I.

The next paragraph is basically everything that’s happened since so basically the last month or so. To fix the lack of order on the server players could now run for God! Mapicc, Minute, Squiddo and 4CVIT/Reddoons decided to run. Simultaneously Branzy was now working on a carnival which was really cool! During one of the games I rigged it so that Jumper would die which was silly revenge but then for serious revenge me and Mapicc tried jumping her. Unfortunately she got Minute to save her leading to us losing badly. Afterwards the presidential god stuff starts taking priority and to campaign we ask a bunch of people to vote for us. In the end we came 2nd place, and Pentar as well as Pangi voted against Mapicc. Pentar made sense since he never said he would vote Mapicc, but Pangi had quite literally betrayed all of our trusts by voting for Squiddo. Also Minute came dead last despite helping everyone on the server regear and also saving them from void and the canon which is hilarious. The winners were 4C and Reddoons who instead of actually running themselves chose to give their presidency to CaptainSparklez! It takes him a while to join and during that time period to fill the lack of things going on Mapicc and I start an all out war against Jumper. It started with a silly spar against MinuteTech that ended up turning into a 2v2 against Jumper as well. We got them to run the first time around but the 2nd time we just lost badly. The next day Jumper said she’d deliver stone from Vitalasys old base to Midmystic so we hid in Vitalasys base all day long. It was taking a while so I changed my discord pfp and name to match Mids and got her to log on 😭😭. Once she showed up we killed her. Minute logged on and she ended up coming back but we escaped with me on the brink of death. Because of this they were angry angry at us but we didn’t care we wanted to make them more mad. We started base hunting and found Minutes somewhat old base for the anti abyss people. While searching the base Minute showed up so Mapicc got there and we 2v1d him. During the fight we spawned a wither in the base bombing the area and revealing a third of the 200 armor sets I had stolen from me during the void arc!!! Eventually Jumper showed up so we decided to run away taking our win. But after this we had another fight where they jumped us at my base and we ended up losing after an extremely long and hard fought battle. Before this I forgot to mention but Bacon Mapicc and I brainstormed a team name as well as an end goal, SPOILERS NO LIFESTEAL MEMEBRS READ BEYOND THIS!!!!

STOP IT! DO NOT READ AHEAD LIFESTEAL MEMBERS!!!

Essentially we wanted to reset the server to how it was on day one, breaking apart every team and then resetting every area back to how it looked on day one. With this goal in mind I realized we’d need to actually be able to kill people so I needed to get past being on 9 hearts. 4C/Red made hearts literally uncraftable so I had to kill. This segment is really cool there’s a 10 or 20 minute clip of everything that happens and if I tried to explain it I wouldn’t do it any justice but I’m sure somebody will link it below. Anyway after the awesome clip moment I’m evil now so I try to kill Pangi. I lead him to our old day one base and get him to help me repair it but he is wayyy too sus of me. I eventually muster up the courage to block off the bases exits and ask him over and over why he voted Squiddo, as this was supposed to be revenge for that. However, MinuteTech logs on and arrives at the base leading to them 2v1ing me but I end up escaping. We scream at each other before I leave to set up a new base. Later that night Pentar calls with Mapicc and I to join our team. Thanks to him I’m basically able to fully regear myself after losing almost everything to all the fights we had with Minute and Jumper. I end up on 12 hearts by this point and I think that’s most the shenanigans wrapped up, all that’s left is the captain sparklez stuff which this specific asker has already seen I think. For anyone else I personally believe this should be vod watched!! Up to you of course but I’m sure someone else on here would be willing to summarize that specific event sometime.

I spent an hour writing this on my phone before bed and I can’t believe it took this long. I thought it’d be shorter. Sorry!

[ibithesnail]

lala legion is so funny it’s like

- god

- the strongest player (early season)

- god

- god (late season)

- roshambogames

[starbamnk]

"And sometimes he's homesick, not for a place, but for a person."

gift for @dantebt !!!! his LaLa Legion Band AU is my fave thing ever

[moodymisty]

From the Emperor’s viewpoint, he has rediscovered the joy and love he felt as a family man. He remembers the simpler times when he had a wife and children he provided for when his life wasn’t solely about saving humanity from Eldritch cosmic horrors. He’s now set about recreating that scenario in one of the most fucked up ways possible though.

Meanwhile, for everyone else watching this, it’s just a train wreck with no brakes, it was bad enough when he took Lorgar’s wife but it was understandable because it was supposed to be in retaliation for Monarchia. Plus, she was supposed to be returned when Lorgar finally learned his lesson.

But now he’s not returning her? Claiming her and Lorgar’s daughter as his own?? They’re going to live with him on Terra from now on?!?

All the primarchs and astartes are watching the Emperor have his mid-millennium crisis, reevaluating several things about him.

The Emperor is just in lala land having the time of his life meanwhile Lorgar is kneeling of the ashes of his burnt homeworld with his wife and unborn child stolen from his arms, and his legion in shames.

Most of the primarchs are like holy shit fuck that and keep their distance, though some like Sanguinius do pity Lorgar in a way and wished that perhaps this could've turned out differently.

[lifesteal-headcanons]

you ever notice how ashswag is the only member of lala legion who doesn’t have an ambiguously homoerotic relationship with a corresponding member of gucci gang… unless you count parrot twice

and spoke is the only member whose unlabeled vaguely-queerplatonic-life-partner-slash-mortal-enemy isn’t primarily the color red

i think they should have weekly girls’ nights where they gossip about their relationships

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[vanivanvanilla]

obsessed with my headcanon that planet and spoke grew demon and angel features respectively aaaaa here's some lifesteal s5 whiteboard doodles :D under the cut r variations of the second to last planet ^_^

[getwoold]

lifesteal smp team names are the dumbest shit in the world i love it. what the fuck is lala legion. why is your team called gucci gang. fucking No Pants PP. the POG. poggies nation. these guys are so silly

[dantebt]

Hiii is the lala legion band au still a thing i am. Super super intrigued teehee :3

what do we think chat (yes its still a thing. it will be a project created by me and two other people!)

[ncisfranchise-source]

“NCIS: Origins” may not stray far from the DNA of its flagship, but the updates to the formula make revisiting Leroy Jethro Gibbs’ past a “darker” chapter for the beloved CBS franchise.

The new series turns the clock back to 1991, when Gibbs (Austin Stowell, taking over for Mark Harmon) first joined NCIS as a special agent at Camp Pendleton. The two-hour premiere follows as the stoic agent steps into his own with a new team, while mourning the loss of his wife and daughter. Harmon narrates every episode, dropping insight into the mysterious character’s mindset for the first time — and dropping hints as to what may be coming next.

For co-showrunners David J. North and Gina Lucita Monreal, the Gibbs-centered prequel series offered the right opportunity to tackle a more “character-centric” version of the crime procedural.

“The show we’re making now has the heart of the mothership but a little darker,” North told TheWrap. “The tone delves much further into the personal lives of the characters and has more of a streaming feel to it.”

“Digging deeper into our new characters, and into the characters that were already established, was so appealing to us, especially with Gibbs,” Monreal added. “To be able to dig into him in new ways has been really fulfilling.”

North and Monreal are certainly up for the challenge. North was involved with “NCIS” from 2008-2024, rising to co-showrunner of the flagship series alongside Steven D. Binder up until Season 21. Monreal was a writer and producer on the show from 2014-2021, and then wrote for shows like “Star Wars: The Bad Batch” and “Griselda.”

The idea for “Origins” first came from original Gibbs actor Mark Harmon and his son Sean, who played the character in flashbacks on “NCIS.” The pair took the premise to North, who brought Monreal in to help build a show around it. The product of that collaboration premieres Monday, introducing a whole new Gibbs to the franchise’s legion of loyal fans.

“Mark was there to help us during casting and helped us find the right young, regal Gibbs, which was invaluable. And now he’s invaluable on set, in a way that doesn’t feel like he’s imposing on Austin or anyone … it’s been a tremendous partnership so far.”

Monreal further praised Harmon for lending his voice for the show’s narration. “We have never gotten to hear [Gibbs’] inner thoughts in this type of way,” she said. We even see the present-day Gibbs in the first episode, though North and Monreal tease the focus of the show will remain with the characters in the ‘90s — but the “door is open” for Mark to reprise Gibbs when it feels appropriate.

The new team is led by special agent Mike Franks (Kyle Schmid). Mariel Molino plays special agent Lala Dominguez, a former marine making herself heard in a male-dominated workplace. Tyla Abercrumbie, Diany Rodriguez and Caleb Martin Foote complete the team.

North and Monreal also said that fans will be surprised by the show’s depiction of Franks — who the fans know from the flagship series as played by Muse Watson. Fans can expect the leader to have some off-color comments as a man in power in the 1990s, but the writers note there’s much to explore in his journey to becoming the “great” leader from the original series.

The showrunners concluded by saying that the entire ensemble helps level up the new series, juggling the “NCIS” case of the week formula with all the interpersonal mystery and cultural commentary that surrounds it.

“We really wanted to create a show that could carry a wide range, from pretty dark to funny, and we’re so fortunate to find a group of actors who had that range,” Monreal said.

[chair002]

It’s going to be so weird not seeing Mapicc and Bacon be on the same team anymore after they spent a whole season together oh my god. They made so much sense as a team/duo honestly like yeah they got their ass kicked sometimes, or maybe even often, but they just mixed together so well because they both compensated for each other’s weaknesses in a very neat way… like you have a really aggressive guy who’s quick to turn to violence and is very good at killing people but who kind of just goes along with other people’s plans and ends up being used and then you have a smart-aleck who’s really good with information and rhetorically skilled but is physically weak and unable to defend himself. Both their strengths and weaknesses become apparent when they work together, like Mapicc keeping Bacon afloat heart-wise basically the entire season or Bacon discussing Mapicc’s strategy for the presidential debate with the team and going over what to say and what not to say. That said, being constantly inferior at something is tough and they don’t really want to actually rely on each other this badly, even if it’s often more beneficial that they do; for example, Bacon’s pvp training during the Losers vs Lala Legion arc, or Mapicc saying he doesn’t want to “wait for Bacon to do everything” in relation to trying to convince Branzy to be on their side and insisting he and Zam “need to start making decision for [themselves]” (with Zam going “I’m used to us getting led” which is funny to me ‘cause he’s comparing Bacon to S4 Spoke of all people but yeah), but despite all this trying to get good they still end up falling back into their respective places in the Brains & Brawn dynamic right after. Because they have a Special Guy with them to deal with stuff they can’t deal with on their own for a reason. It’s really nice i like them