#lady’s got HELLA GAME

[fan-kingdoms]

faragonda and griffin are divorced. so are faragonda and hagen. faragonda and saladin dated in college but never married and therefore never divorced. thank you for your time.

[griem]

and u know what? while im still on the topic... 🤷🏾‍♀️

putting the issues (valid or otherwise) people may have with rose's opinions aside, there's also the extravagant reaction to the words they used in regarding GBLady herself. like people are now making negative assumptions about rose's character based on the old and non-contextual screenshots taken from their private discord server with friends...?

to ME, honestly... it just sounds like an employee (not even an employee yet, because the messages clearly reveal that they hadn't even been hired yet) talking 'shit' (n i use that very loosely) about their boss, which is... lmao... not uncommon?? not shocking?? IJBOL!! also, during their private time? as in, not when their 'on the clock,' so to speak?

mind u GBLady herself accepted the apology that rose provided, both publicly and privately (i assume) ... so why is there outrage there? she, herself has also stated that she doesn't wanna tone police an employee venting about their boss!! why are people taking offense for GBLady when it couldn't be any clearer that she doesn't give a shit lol??

if you don't want to be talked to a certain way in your personal relationships thats your prerogative and your right. U, however, are up in arms over a private message an employee used (BEFORE they were hired) about their potential boss.

calling it 'bullying behavior' is such an incredible reach—and going so far as to say that GBLady doesn't 'care about her fans (??)' bc she isn't losing her shit over it is even FARTHER of a reach.

it reads like a bunch of people who think that their puritanical echo-chamber of a fandom where nobody is allowed to disagree with anybody are astonished and angry that the creator of the game that the fandom surrounds doesn't operate in the same hypersensitive and fanatical way that they do.

yall don't know that lady lol... she's not your friend idk where people get off acting like they know her to be getting offended on her behalf.

[checkeredflagggs]

Three Hearts Left

Pairing: max verstappen x fem!gamer!reader

summary: fans (and friends) are shocked when they find max is married and to who

a/n: I’m only a casual gamer so take it with a grain of salt

a/n 2: sorry it’s a really late - the weather hates me personally (it is actually September and doesn’t need to be 85* 😡) and it drained my creativity also I got hella sick so 🤷🏻‍♀️

a/n 3: I know I use the name Twitter when talking about that site. I’ll stop deadnaming it when musk rat does too

a/n 4: still not feeling 100% but I wanted to get this out for max’s bday!!

catpawsgaming

Welcome to the CatTree with the paw prints 🐾 ! I’m just a cat 🐈 mom Lady™ who loves the gaming but not the camera 📷. I’ve been playing games all my life and have been streaming for 3 years — as a hobby, not a full time job. I love my 2 cats, my handsome man, and you 🫵 all my lovely fans. You most definitely make all this worthwhile so mwah mwah 💋💋 (video)

catpawsgaming

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catpawsgaming: here we go! Baldur’s Gate 3 has been highly highly requested — so I bought it! …yesterday and forgot about it cause curse of capitalism I still have my day job 😭 but away we go!

As always, if you didn’t manage to catch my livestream it’ll be on my page and I’ll be uploading it to my YouTube channel tomorrow! My YouTube will have the 3 usual versions (one unedited with my reactions, one with just the game play, and one with no sound at all but with closed captions)

Next stream date and game tbh announced but will probably be this Sunday with Animal Crossing (fingers crossed 🤞🤞 I finally get a good turnip price 😭😭 Daisy Mae hasn’t been kind to me lately…)

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user1: guuuurrrrrrrllll it’s about time you got bg3! We been waiting

↳ catpawsgaming: definitely worth the wait though! I had so much fun and it was so hard to stop for the night

↳ user2: for sure it was 🤣 your reactions to shadowheart and astarion were hilarious

↳ catpawsgaming: they clocked my type on point

user3: glad we convinced you to become a bard! You’ll rock it 💙

↳ catpawsgaming: ok but this the closest you will get me to actually performing so enjoy it while it lasts

↳ user3: not gonna sing along?

↳ catpawsgaming: 🤣🤣🤣 🫵 🤡

↳ catpawsgaming: absolutely not.

↳ catpawsgaming: also handsome just bust out laughing at the thought of me singing so…🙄🙄🙄 he’s lucky I love him

↳ handsome: I am very lucky liefje

↳ user3: ahhhh we were so close to her singing but also awwww cause handsome is here!!

handsome: liefje this was amazing

↳ catpawsgaming: thank you 🥰🥰

↳ catpawsgaming: but also you were laughing at me the entire night so…

↳ catpawsgaming: not sure how much I believe you

↳ handsome: well I didn’t say it was good…

↳ catpawsgaming: 🤨😒😔😢

↳ handsome: 🥰🥰🥰

user4: oh to have a man that will spend hours with you doing separate hobbies together…

↳ catpawsgaming: gotta admit it’s the dream

↳ handsome: you’re the dream liefje

↳ user4: ok there handsome, no need to get sappy here on MY comment thread

Private Messages

mv1updates

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mv1updates: Max was streaming today! Just a short one but highly entertaining. Jimmy (or Sassy? I’m honestly baffled and for the life of me can’t tell them apart 😢) caused a small disturbance in the middle of his stream then slept the rest away in Max’s lap 😍

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user5: that was sooooo adorable!! Love seeing more cat dad Max

↳ user6: same! And don’t feel bad admin - I can’t tell them apart either

user7: to be Jimmy…🥵

↳ user8: right? What I wouldn’t give to be sleeping away in his lap…

↳ user9: blessed be. His damn thighs man 😳

user10: ok but am I the only one that heard a female voice in the background?

↳ user11: I THOUGHT I WAS GOING INSANE?? Like there was definitely someone there

↳ user12: wait when?

↳ user10: when max turned the camera to show jimmy on top

Private Messages

catpawsgaming

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catpawsgaming: and Daisy Mae delivered this week! Sunday I got a price of 90 and today!! Selling price of turnips is 658 this evening!! Woohoo!

I've got my usual set up going to allow visitors to sell and I’ll be playing for about 4 or 5 hours so let’s make some cash today! I just ask you be respectful of my island.

As always, if you didn’t manage to catch my livestream it’ll be on my page and I’ll be uploading it to my YouTube channel tomorrow! My YouTube will have the 3 usual versions (one unedited with my reactions, one with just the game play, and one with no sound at all but with closed captions)

My week is looking pretty busy (a lot of traveling happening) so my next stream will probably be sometime next week and I’ll be playing Horizon: Zero Dawn! Its sequel will be coming out soon and I want to replay the first to refamiliarize myself with the game!

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user13: yeessssss! I’ve been holding out that someone would have some fantastic selling prices this week! New house upgrade here I come!

↳ user14: oh don’t I know it! It’s been a downward slump all week for me — the high was 105 😭😭

↳ user13: ouch 🤕

user15: did anyone else hear the cat meowing in the background!

↳ user16: yes! Catpaws has got a couple of cats — they’re almost never on stream (they don’t like staying in one place for long) but catpaws got them right before they started streaming!

↳ catpawsgaming: 2 of them! They’re my babies! 🐈🐈

↳ user15: awwwww 😍😍

user17: can I say something? Is this a safe place?

↳ user18: it is not but say it anyway

↳ user17: it totally looks like she’s got a wedding ring on in the beginning of this stream

↳ user18: nurse! She’s out again

↳ user19: no no no let her cook. I totally thought the same. It was literally just a glimpse but I swear that she had a ring on

↳ user17: thank you! I knew I wasn’t crazy

↳ user19: but! That does mean our catpaws is married!!!!!

↳ user17: 😱

↳ user18: 😱

↳ user19: 😱

↳ catpawsgaming: 😉

↳ handsome: 💙

↳ user17: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?

catpawsupdates

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catpawsupdates: we’ve had a couple of requests lately asking about catpawsgaming and her cats! These are the first and last photo we’ve gotten — she’s incredibly secretive about them so we don’t know if this is the same cat in both photos or if she has 2 bengals (peep also handsome in the first photo. Catpaws was laughing when she posted that photo cause she’s usually the passenger princess)

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user20: I LOVE THEM

↳ user21: same! Insert that meme. “I’ve only had them for a day but if anything happened to them I kill everyone else then myself”

↳ user22: extreme but agreeable.

user23: that’s sassy - I’d bet money on it

↳ user24: sassy? What? Who?

↳ user23: sassy verstappen! F1 world champion max verstappen’s cat

↳ user24: ummm? This is a page for a small time gamer catpawsgaming

↳ user23: listen. Torture couldn’t get me to admit how long I’ve spent staring at pictures and videos of jimmy and sassy. But that is absolutely sassy!

↳ user17: I’m connecting the dots as I type

↳ user18: you’re not connecting shit

↳ user17: CONNECTING THE DOTS AS I TYPE

Private Messages

Bluesky

Private Messages

catpawsgaming

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catpawsgaming: tonight’s stream is gonna be a little late — I’m currently being held hostage by the cutest kidnapper ever

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user24: awwww

user25: your right. You simply can’t move!

↳ catpawsgaming: completely pinned down!

↳ user25: I don’t think anyone is gonna have a problem with your steam being late tonight

↳ user26: I’ve spoken to the council and we don’t! In fact we all vote for a stream of literally just the cat

↳ catpawsgaming:…you know that is an idea

↳ user26: omg. OMG. OH MY GOD!!

user23: THATS JIMMY!! I SWEAR ON MY LIFE

↳ user27: ok grandma. Let’s get you back to bed

handsome: so that’s where the little troublemaker is

↳ user28: omg hi handsome! Where’ve you been?

↳ catpawsgaming: ok I love all my fans but plz stop flirting with my man

↳ user28: can I flirt with you instead?

↳ catpawsgaming: 😳

↳ handsome: no

Private Messages

Bluesky

user29: ITS MAX VERSTAPPEN AND CATPAWSGAMING!!!! I TOLD YOU ALL

↳ user30: ok but are we really gonna take a gossip page as the truth?

user31: OH MY GOD THAT CRAZY FAN WAS RIGHT?!?

↳ catpawsgamingfan: I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOOOOUUUUU

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maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1: liefje I know this is not how we wanted to share our love with the world but a light in the darkness is now I get to talk about how much I love you and how you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. These past 5 years have been a dream come true — and it’s been a dream I never knew I had. Seeing you that first time, you took my breath away. Forget the trophies and the victories, the world championships and titles I’ve won — becoming your husband has topped every single one of them. I can’t imagine my life without you anymore and I wouldn’t ever want to

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yourusername: oh my handsome man…you are the light of my life, the moon in my night, the stars in the sky, the best husband ever and the most loving cat dad I could have ever wanted to spend my life with. Thank you thank you thank you for picking me and staying with me and fighting for me and with me 💋💋

[nixwriteschaos]

Yo! I was wondering if you could do some headcannons for Hawks, Aizawa, and All Might with a Pro Hero husband reader? I think it would be really cool if reader had a quirk that gave him the abilities of a skinwalker. He could be able to shapeshifter into his beast form, mimic voices he hears, regeneration, etc. Maybe he could be really tall (around 7ft) even when he isn’t using his quirk, and he looks creepy but is really sweet? I think it would be cool to see the medias reaction too. Sorry for the length. Thank you!!!

Shapeshifter!

Keigo Takami; Shouta Aizawa, Toshinori Yagi x ProHero!Husband!Reader Summary: A character is married to a scary looking hero who’s actually a sweetheart. How does the media react? How did they meet?

★☽A/N: It’s been a while since I wrote headcannons! I really hope I improved! Oh! I had my birthday a couple days ago! September 4, hehe! So I consider this a bit of a gift to you guys for my birthday!

Contents: FLUFF – Headcannons Quirk: Skinwalker The user can alter their physical appearance to mimic any living creature, including humans and animals. This ability allows them to change their voice, size, and even mimic specific characteristics, such as muscle structure or hair. The transformation can be partial or full, depending on the user’s control. However, maintaining a transformation for extended periods drains energy, and extreme changes may lead to temporary exhaustion or loss of control.

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Keigo Takami (Keigo)

The number 2 hero probably met Y/N when he just started his agency at 18 years old. He was on patrol when he saw a thief stealing an old lady’s purse. As the fastest, he immediately got to action, chasing the thief with lightning speed. Just before he could reach the purse, a cheetah suddenly ran into him, blocking his path and swiftly grabbing the thief by the collar with shark canine teeth.

The moment the cheetah ensured that it had disabled the thief, it suddenly changed into a tall male. He was towering over everyone who walked past, staring at him with a scared glare. Keigo figured he was perhaps 7ft (213cm) tall which practically towered the hero. He looked up at the figure, watching as he looked around for the owner of the purse.

He had to admit.

The male was tall and menacing. He had piercings around his ear, colors similar to his outfit. Takami figured he was a pro hero like himself. ‘But how did I not know him?’ he wondered. ‘Maybe an underground hero?’ he thought. Keigo just shrugged it off and walked over to him.

“Hey, big fela!” A shiver went down the hero’s spine when he saw the tall H/C haired man turn to look at him, eyes piercing through his soul. “J..Just wondering if you want me to give the purse back to its owner? I’m sure she’ll be very happy to get it back!” he managed to utter with a slight stutter.

The H/C haired tilted his head in confusion, but then his eyes widened in realization. “Oh- right!” The blonde couldn’t stop the chuckle from coming out of his throat. ‘I didn’t expect him to be so awkward!’ And he had to admit, he judged the hero too soon. His menacing looks were the total opposite to his sweet personality.

“Name’s Hawks. You?” he asked, receiving the purse from the tall hero. “Chimera.” He smiled. Hawks’s heart almost exploded!! His smile was so gentle and soft, a total contrast to his terrifying aura and looks! “So… What’s your Quirk? It’s hella unique!” Keigo commented. “Uhm… like a skinwalker..” Chimera mumbled. Takami was impressed. “A skinwalker? How cool!” he complimented.

“Thank you..” Chimera smiled.

And now they’ve been married for maybe two years? And Keigo is probably one of the happiest birds ever!

In his free time with Y/N, he would play a guessing game with him where Y/N had to transform into a person or an animal and Keigo had to guess who the person was or what animal it was! (He lost most of the time since he didn’t know much about animals… but he was excellent at recognizing people!”

The media would always talk about how scary the hero was, how he would turn into the scariest things just so he could fight. But Keigo? Total opposite! He is infatuated with how amazing Y/N’s Quirk is! Imagine being able to transform into a cerberus?!

Despite his terrifying and frightening aura and looks, he was such a sweet man! Whenever Keigo and Y/N went out together, he would scare almost everyone who laid eyes on him! The rest just glared at him with disgust, which Keigo hated.

One time, Keigo and Y/N had just got out of the 7-11 where he found himself staring at a hungry kitten. Y/N looked at him with an excited face. “Wait here!” he said before rushing back into the store. Keigo didn’t know what he was doing until he came out of the store with a small packet of cat food. His heart ached out of affection when he watched Y/N give the food to the young kitten. His soft gentle smile, a rare sight, brought joy and love to Keigo’s heart.

Shouta Aizawa (Eraserhead)

Both Y/N and Shouta probably met when they were in high school! But Y/N was in a different class which made them meet extremely late. During their 1st year, around their second semester, both class 1A and 1B were going to have their joint training. This is probably the first time he met Y/N, teaming up with him to go against another team.

Shouta looked over to his side, watching the boy who was much taller than he was. He was broad and frightening to look like. He honestly believed their team would immediately win just by having the H/C look at their opponents the way he was staring at Shouta–

‘Wait-’ He realized Y/N was looking right back at him. He instantly blushed and looked away, silently cursing himself for staring at the male. “Sorry…” he managed to mutter. He heard Y/N respond with a hum.

He turned back and found the tall male walking forward before jogging, and then sprinting. Before Shouta knew it, Y/N was sprinting and quickly turned into a peregrine falcon and flew off. Shouta noticed how he was flying so fast, as if he was flying 5km per minute which was impressive to the ravenhead.

And in a matter of minutes, their team had won!

Y/N had rendered the other team’s members unconscious and had won for his team. Shouta was speechless! Even Hizashi and Oboro who were watching from the viewer room were just as speechless as their best friend!

Shouta walked up to Y/N with an embarrassed look. Despite Y/N’s spine-chilling presence, he managed to utter a “thank you..” to Y/N. Y/N smiled at him, thanking him with a gentle voice. Shouta didn’t stop the shivers going down his spine. His gentle voice and smile was different from his looks and presence, a feeling of comfort from the H/C’s gentle voice.

And now they’re much older! Like… 12-13 years older.. And their love never faded! It even grew when they got married!

Shouta had just started the year with his new students, thankfully not expelling them like the last batch of students. He genuinely saw potential in all of them and Y/N noticed and did not regret teasing Shouta about it, much to his protests.

Y/N was seen as a creepy person by the news, for his towering height and his death glares. But Shouta knew it wasn’t true. Y/N was actually a big softie and sweetheart. He was a gentleman to all women, growing up with a mom who made sure he treated women with respect.

Like one time, they were out to eat and they saw a woman walking alone with a scared expression. Y/N, with no hesitation, walked over to the lady. She was about to scream for help because of how scary he looked, but she was calmed down by Y/N’s gentle and soft voice. He ended up guiding her to her car with no troubles.

Such a gentleman! No wonder Shouta is obsessed with his husband!

Toshinori Yagi (All Might)

The number one hero! A symbol of peace! Toshinori was proud of himself for finally making his dream come true after being Quirkless and being given One for All by his mentor. Not only that, but the blonde was happy he would’ve made his mentor, Nana, proud, bringing a soft smile to his face.

During one of his missions, he had to go to America and was partnered with one of the underground heroes named “Chimera” who would accompany him.

 He had to admit. Out of all the villains he had to face, including All for One— Chimera was the most terrifying. As a tall man himself, he wasn’t scared of him due to his height, for he was taller by 3 inches but his eyes… The way he practically stared into Yagi’s soul was already bone-chilling to him and made him even terrified by thinking what sort of Quirk the H/C could have.

He was impressed by Chimera’s quick thinking and fast agility, making things a breeze. And the way the hero switched between animals was impressive! And it was on the go as well! The blonde couldn’t help but appreciate the hero more.

After the mission, All Might went up to Chimera and gave him the brightest smile. “You’re really good with your Quirk!” he complimented. Chimera turned to him with a threatening stare, giving shivers down Toshinori’s spine. “Y-You’re really impressive..” The blonde managed to let out. “I-I’m All Might.” He extended his shaking hand towards the hero with a crooked and forced smile.

The blonde was surprised to see Chimera smile. He thought his smile would’ve been terrifying and bone-chilling– So he was shocked to see such a gentle smile. It was a small one, almost non-visible, but his smile was still there, gentle and soft. And in his voice, as gentle and as soft as his smile, he said, “Thank you” with his tender smile.

ALL MIGHT IS SMITTEN! By now, in his 20 year marriage with Chimera, he had gotten used to Y/N’s horrifying appearance and eventually loved how scary he looked, with his tall appearance and hostile stares.

The public, around 10 years into his marriage, was shocked to hear that the number one hero was married to such a creepy underground hero! And Toshinori did not care, he loved the way he was!

The public, until now, are still terrified of the hero, even after he retired before his husband. Toshinori didn’t care much about how he retired, or that he still had his scary reputation. He loved Y/N and that was that.

After Toshinori retired and used his real form, he realized how short he was compared to Y/N now. It was shocking but he didn’t mind it.

Husbands for 20+ years and they’re happy as the day they first met.

[inf3ct3dd]

loser!ellie headcanons pt.6

summary: ellieeee my chiquitita my baby my love

warnings: none :3

authors note: ik yall missed herrrr

masterlist. help palestine.🇵🇸

- ellie tries to be soooo cool and wear her cool people jackets (leather jackets, canvas, those carhartt hoodie jackets etc) but they’re very not helpful against the cold and you’ll be out with her and shes just SHIVERING the whole time…

- she’s obsessed w those “general knowledge quizzes” on tiktok. that girl is a hoe for trivia she’s sitting on her bed at three in the morning saying her answers OUT LOUD while she watches them. she gets so upset when she gets literally any wrong… “man…im not a quiz master 🙁”

- ik in the games she walks around with her little journal and shit but i feel like shes definitely jus constantly typing shit in her notes app… random thoughts and jokes and shit that she most definitely shows you at the end of the day

- she barely ever baby talks to babies… she’ll go up to a baby and just be like “wassup dude” and have a full blown conversation with him while the babies just sitting there babbling and giggling at her

- thinks those “im nothing like yall” slideshows r so hilarious…. like you’ll be on the couch and she’s just giggling at her phone at paracetamol 😞

- references the most niche memes ever constantly and literally googles them to explain herself. you guys went camping and she said “boy you want hot dog” and you were like ????

- so strangely particular about how her stuff is arranged 😭 her desk looks like an absolute hot mess 90% of the time but SHE UNDERSTANDS IT and if u try and organize it for her she just puts it back how it was

- always says “guys” and “yall” when she’s talking to literally one person. and CHAT. she just constantly adds it into conversation like “chat how are you today”

- loves asking if things are “fire.” she’ll cook you something and you take a bite and shes like “is that shit fire???” she has to know

- obsessed with “i barely know her” jokes. the second someone says something ending in er shes like “rider??? i barely know her!!” and she’s laughing her ass off

- that girl will go HAM on some mac and cheese. but it can only be really good baked mac or the shitty kraft mac and cheese. she puts like- hella pepper and red chili flakes in it and eats it straight out of the pot 🔥 its always at like three in the morning and you just walk in the kitchen to her with a pot in her lap watching glee or some shit

- SPEAKING. OF. glee is most definitely one of her guilty pleasure shows…like shes rewatched it a million times and glee cast was one of her top artists on apple music wrapped

- shes an apple music user. send tweet.

- got yelled at by an old lady once cuz she picked her flowers out of her front yard and gave them to you

- when i tell you that girl goes ham on those tiny clementines… she’ll eat like 10 in one day and theres just PEELS. EVERYWHERE.

- also she fw grapes heavy. especially green grapes (shes a weird little freak red grapes are so much better)

- OBSESSED WITH THOSE BLIND BAG SHITS. especially mini brands oh my god she definitely has the whole lil grocery store set and she’s so obsessed with it.

- her house slippers are definitely just a pair of crocs with the fur inside and a bunch of stupid ass jibbits. she buys the mega packs off amazon and changes them whenever shes bored

- has SO MANY drafts on tiktok and they’re all her trying filters staring at the screen like 😯

- most annoying person to sleep next to ever . snoring, sleep talking, moving around CONSTANTLY and hitting you accidentally, the only way she sleeps peacefully is if you’re holding her or she’s holding you, otherwise shes insane

- weirdly into linguistics…that girl is using humongous words for no good reason just for fun and half the time she has no idea what they mean and when she googles them and shes right about the definition she does that little fist pump and “fuck yes”

- speaking of. that girl is SPEEDRUNNING DUOLINGO . she’s fluent in (bad spaniard) spanish from it, and just learns random languages for fun. you speak a different language? she’s learning it immediately. definitely leaves notes for you in random languages she learned and you have to pull out a translator to understand wtf shes talking about… she also sleep talks in spanish sometimes and its so funny

- loves trying out different recipes…like i said my girl is a CHEF she will be at home fucking up a salmon bake she made and making you homemade pho for dinner

- had a phase when she was younger when she was really into the la bamba movie and dressed like richie valens for two years

- also cried so hard when she watched selena with you…that girl was devastated 💔 every time she hears “dreaming of you” she almost sheds a tear

“when that yolanda bitch gets out of prison….im shooting someone . its obvious who its gonna be.”

- she definitely begged joel to buy her a gun for christmas and he would take her to the range all the time so she can SHOOT. that girl is goated at lazer tag she gets down…does not play

- thought that candy cigarettes were the coolest thing ever when she was little… everywhere she went she had one hanging out of the side of her mouth and shed hold them between her fingers like they do in movies. if you two go to a candy shop shes for sure buying a pack

[huggybearhughes43]

Oh myyyy hahahaah

Very brief idea but can you write an Lyon smut where he finds y/n in the crowd in one of the games and has love at first sight , and asks his manager to ask for her number??

Maybe like she says yes to the date but she’s never been on a proper date because she’s been busy over work and family, waiting for the right person and almost his age where all of her friends are married and she’s lonely -

Relationship starts slow and romantic and he teaches her what love is patiently and when shes finally ready Alex cums on his pants because he’s so horny😂 y/n helps him out and then they literally fuck everywhere in his house the whole weekend😂😂 would be fun if he comes dominant as time passes???

I’m sure you’ll glorify this idea waaaay cooler🥹

Thank you🥹💖✨

All mine

Alex Lyon x Fem! Reader

Warnings- smut, mentions of marriage, readers mom being hella controlling, squirting, like one hickey, riding, sex on a counter, protected sex

Summary- in the request

Word count- 3.2k (I think this is my longest yet)

As of the moment, I was sandwiched between my two best friends at a hockey game. They were bickering back and forth about which team would win. The girl on my right, Johanna, was dead set on the red wings winning. But, Dallas on the other hand, was convinced the panthers would win. Me though, I didn’t care. I figured this past Christmas I could kill two birds with one stone and purchase them both tickets for the same game. I enjoyed hockey, really, but I never had the time to watch it enough to develop a favored team.

That’s all I heard throughout the game, their bickering back and forth. Detroit was losing heavily and Dallas didn’t loose the chance to rub it in Johanna’s face. She scoffs and sits back in her seat, crossing her arms. “We’re only losing because our goalie is distracted.” “And whose fault is that? Oh right, his.” I shake my head and mimic Johanna’s moments, leaning back and crossing my arms. Our seats were close, about four rows from the ice. If any player wanted to, they’d be able to look at us and tell every detail of our faces.

“Aren’t you supposed to like the Dallas stars or something.” Johanna retorts, making fun of his name. “Oh you think you’re so fucking funny, don’t you?” His bitterness rubs off when he hears the buzzed timer go off to declare the panthers win. He stands up and cheers, making me laugh. Johanna groans and rolls her head back in defeat. I couldn’t help put notice Detroit’s goalie skating over to exit the rink. I couldn’t help but shake the feeling that he was staring at me. My suspicions were confirmed when he walks up to a lady towards the side, pointing at me, saying something that I couldn’t quite make out.

He knows I’ve spotted him when he gives me a charming smile before walking off the ice with the rest of his team. I nudge Johanna and tell her exactly what happened. Her face lights up as the three of us stand up to leave. But we’re interrupted by the lady rushing up to us. She was older but not too much older. She had a sweet smile plastered on her face. “Hello,” she greets. Johanna grabs onto my arm excitedly as if she knows exactly who this lady is, well she probably did. “My names Laura, do you happen to know who Alex Lyon is?”

Johanna shakes my arm, “he’s Detroit’s goalie.” I glare and Johanna, “yeah I got that.” I giggle and look back at the lady. “Sure I do, what about him?” She smiles softly, “Well, he’s asked me to get your number for him. No pressure though, he’ll understand if you reject.” She taps on a not pad and pen in her hands. Johanna practically squeals and I sigh, holding out my hands for the notepad. Dallas looks over my shoulder and nods along as I write down my number and give it back to her. “Can confirm, it’s her real number. It’s rare for her to give guys her real number.” Johanna elbows Dallas in his stomach and mutters a quiet “shut up, Dallas.”

The three of reluctantly part our ways, driving to our own homes. I can’t help but glance at my phone constantly, waiting for the goalie to message me. The second I walk through my front door my phone rings. My heart almost jumps out of my chest, pulling my phone out to look at it. I scoff when I see Johanna’s name on the screen. “Hey Johanna.” I pick up the FaceTime. “What?” She mocks, “were you expecting someone else? Maybeeeee a hockey player?” She snorts. I roll my eyes and mutter a “shut up.”

I flop down on the couch with the phone still in my hands. She picks on me about it for the next half hour, slipping in some comments about how I was lucky. “J, I just dunno if I’ll have time to date him…” “you’re kidding right? I don’t mean to sound like I’m encouraging you to date him for his money… but think about it! You guys last and you’ll be set for life!” “Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, he hasn’t even texted me yet.” And like clockwork a message from an unknown number pops up. It reads, “hey I’m Alex, that goalie, I just saw you in the crowd at the game… distracted me the whole time.” I read the message aloud to Johanna, making her squeal.

I soon hung up on Johanna to text the boy. That’s how the whole night went, we texted for hours, eventually FaceTiming. We only hung up because he had to get up early the next day for his job, though neither of us wanted to. Of course, I turned and told Johanna every single detail. The way we spoke to each other made me feel like I had known him for years. The next morning I was happy and energetic. This wasn’t normal for me as I was particularly grumpy most mornings. But the name on my phone as it rang soiled the good morning.

“Hey ma, how are you?” I figured Johanna accidentally slipped up while talking to her. My mom had this whole thing planned out, marriage by 23 and my first kid by 25. But now I’m 27 and not even in a relationship. My ma, she urged it. “Y/n, what’s this I’m hearing about a man in your life? And you haven’t told me?” I roll my eyes before speaking as I walk into my kitchen. “Ma, I haven’t even met the guy. I spoke to him over the phone of the first time last night.” “Y/n. Don’t screw this one up, all your cousins have already gotten husbands and children, even ones younger than you.” And with that she hung up.

I sighed and stared at my phone for a few seconds, thinking about what she said. I gnaw at my lip as I open Alex’s contact and click the call button. I figured he was awake as he was meant to be at the rink in an hour. He picks up in a heart beat. “Hey Alex” I laugh softly, “I was wondering if you were maybe interested in going out on a date.” He takes a second to respond and I get nervous fast. “Yeah- yeah, I mean that would be great! I’m free tonight? If… y’know that’s good with you!” “Yeah,” I smile even though he couldn’t see me, “that sounds great”

The rest of the day felt like torture, waiting for him to pick me up. I figured to not wear makeup as I wasn’t wearing any at the game. I slipped into a casual red dress with black heels and a black purse. The dress was flowery and loose, the purse crossed on my body and the heels were low. I sat on my couch as I patiently waited for him, it wasn’t the best idea but I had sent him my address after the call. The knock on the door made me jolt from my seat, standing up abruptly. I open my front door and my face turns to a hue that I was sure matched my dress.

“Is it too much?” He asks softly. He had black slacks on with a stripped polo. Red and black stripes, we matched. My smile grows when I see what he was holding. A dozen roses. “No, it’s not too much, thank you.” I grab the flowers and make my way to the nearby kitchen, placing them in a vase before finding him again. “Should we go?” I ask with a smile. “Yeah, yeah, let’s go.” He returns the smile and holds his hands out and I take it.

The date was nice, he took me to a corner restaurant, it was family owned and nice. I explained to him about how my mom was, what she wanted from me. He listened to everything I said, not leaving anything unheard. Then it was his turn, I found it cute how he was so passionate about his career. He explains how he’s sad that they lost the game the night before but to have me sitting in front of him, that it was worth it. I can’t help but smile at his words. He also explains how the second he caught a glimpse of me that he couldn’t think of anything else for the remainder of the game.

The drive home was anything but quiet. I discovered we had the exact same music taste when he gave me the aux. He rolled his windows down and we sung to the songs as the wind flowed through the car. We giggled through the lyrics and even when we arrived at my home, he walked me to my door. I open the door to go in but before I do I turn around and look up at him. “Thank you… for this, I mean- I had an amazing time.” I look at him with a tilt of my head, smiling up. “I had a good time too…” he smiles back, reach his hand to tuck a strand of hair behind my ear.

We stared at each other for a moment before he made the first move. He leaned down and softly pressed his lips to mine. He pulls away with a goofy smile plastered on his face. “Have a good night, y/n.” “You too, Alex.” I say before going inside, reluctantly closing the door behind me. As you could probably guess, in less than thirty minutes I was on FaceTime with Johanna, telling her every last detail. She basked in my love life, complaining every now and then that she wishes she were me. Then my mom called me, I sigh and bid Johanna a goodbye.

“Hey, Ma.” I say through a sigh. “Have you met him yet?!” She practically sighs through the phone. I pull the phone away from my ear before putting it back to respond to her. “Yes, I met him today.” “Have you started planning the wedding?” “What?!” “Well, if not then get to it.” Then she hangs up. I scoff in disbelief before sitting my phone down.

That’s how the next few weeks went, Alex and I going on dates whenever our schedules allowed it. I made him aware that I wasn’t ready for anything more than kissing, I told him that I didn’t want to regret anything. He completely understood and didn’t go any further than what I asked. The furthest ever going was a make out session on my couch, that was followed by cuddling and him staying the night.

And that leads to today, Alex had stayed the night before. He was utilizing my shower as I cooked breakfast for the two of us. Loud bangs come from my front door. Any other person would be alarmed but by the old voices shouting I could tell it was my mother. I switch the stove off before making my way to the door. “Ma, what’s the matter?” I ask as I open the door. She opens her mouth to speak before her attention is caught by something else. Alex walks out of my bathroom with a towel around his waist. “Who the hell is knocking like that?” Him and my mom make eye contact and he instantly realizes his mistake.

My mom pushes past me, inviting herself into my home and walking towards a clearly uncomfortable Alex. I close the door and prepare for the worst. I stare in shock as my mom grabs Alex’s face, pulling him down to her short height to what it looks like examine him. His wide eyes find mine and I have to cover my mouth to hold back my laugh. My mom completely ignored the fact that he was covered by a single towel. “Hm, this is him, then?” My mom tsks disapprovingly before letting him go.

“Baby, go put some clothes on.” Alex takes the chance to slip into my bedroom and away from my mother. “Baby?” She scoffs, “that is a grown man.” I can’t help but laugh. “Ma, it’s a nickname. What’re you doing here?” “I came to tell you in person that your youngest sister has gotten engaged.” My eyes go wide, “what?! She’s eighteen?” “The perfect age of you ask me.” “Whatever, ma.” My mom scoffs, “don’t whatever me, young lady!” “Ma, you’re not going to come into my home to yell at me.” I snap back.

She was about to respond but I’d cut off by Alex stepping out of my room. He scratches his neck as he makes his way to stand next to me. “Do you plan on proposing to my daughter anytime soon?” She crosses her arms. I already warned Alex to not be intimidated by her. He looks down at me then back to my mom. “Maybe, in the future.” He says sternly to her. She scoffs and throws her hands up. “Maybe?!” She looks at me, “do you hear this man?” “Yes, ma. I hear him loud and clear. If you’ve come here to scold me and my boyfriend I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

She shakes her head, muttering a thousand things under her breath as she makes her way to the front door. She exits and I close the door, turning around to see Alex with a shit eating grin on his face. “What?” I furrow my brows at him. “You called me your boyfriend.” I roll my eyes and smile. “Yeah, yeah, don’t let your ego get too big.” I say as I walk up to him, rising on my tippy toes to press a kiss to his lips. I begin to pull away but he stops me, pulling me in once again for a heated kiss. My hands slip under his shirt, resting on his lower stomach. He sucks in a deep breath, I could tell he was hoping I didn’t notice as we kissed but I did. He grew hard just from an innocent touch.

I lead him to my couch, sitting him down and then crawling into his lap. I sit down on his tent fully, not pausing the kiss. He tries his absolute hardest to not take control and have me right there. He gently rests his hands on my hips. After about five minutes of making out I decide to tease him. I slowly circle my hips, grinding onto his hard clothed dick deliciously slow. He whines into the kiss, still refusing to move my hips himself. He keeps my wish, not touching me. My hips don’t stop, my movements growing faster. He moves from the kiss, throwing his head back as he lets moans flow from his lips.

I hold my hands on his shoulders for support as I grind harshly. His jaw drops and his legs shake softly. I keep moving until his shaking stops and his grip on my hips tighten. I raise my hips off of him and look down at his sweatpants. There was an obvious wet stain on his crotch. I look up at him and smile. He rolls his eyes, his pinks a light pink hue, “shut up.” I giggle and move to sit next to him. I run my hands along his jaw as I think. He looks at me and smiles, “what’s going on in that pretty little head of yours?”

“I’m ready” his eyes go wide, obliviously knowing what I was referring to. “A-are you sure? I mean, if you don’t want to, you don’t have to.” I shut him up by pressing my lips to his once again. “Y/n…” he mumbles against my lips. “If you really wanna do this, I want you to be in control, okay? Want you to be able to stop at any second.” I pull away from him and nod, climbing back into his lap. I reach for the bottom of my tank top and pull it off of myself, revealing my naked breasts. He takes time to give attention to each one before moving back to kissing my lips.

We help each other out of our clothes and he ends up laying down on the couch with me on top and a condom hugging his cock. I brace myself, holding my hands on his chest as i sit down. For a moment I was convinced he would fit at all, but with some easing I sat all the way down. Alex’s hands held my hips tightly as I threw my head back, not moving until I got used to his size. Eventually, I roll my hips on him. We moan out in unison as I ride him slowly.

He doesn’t keep himself from moaning as he discovered each moan made my pussy flutter. My movements falter and he takes over, moving my hips back and forth on his dick. I whine out as I lean down to kiss him. My cunt clenches around him, telling him I was oh so close to cumming. He keeps his paste as I cum around his dick. He smiles against my lips, swallowing my moans. He disconnects the kiss, moaning as he cums into the condom, filling it up. I tiredly move off of him so he could get rid of the condom.

As he was throwing away the condom, I walk up to him in the kitchen and wrap my arms around his back. “What’re you doing?” “How many condoms do you have?” I move to be in front of him and in his view. “Five, it was a six pack.” He raises a brow, “why?” “Go get another one.” He doesn’t hesitate, rushing into our bedroom to get another one from the box. While I wait for him, I hop on top of the counter, spreading my legs for him for when he comes back.

He walks back in with the condom already snug on his dick. He stands in between my legs, pressing his lips to mine in another kiss. He likes himself up before sinking in, not holding back this time. He knew that my pussy was already used to him, moving almost immediately. I throw my head back, subconsciously. He rushes to put his hand on the back cabinet, cushioning where I laid my head. His other finger reaches down to my clit, rubbing slow and antagonizing circles.

“Fuck, baby, you’re so fucking wet for me.” He moans into the kiss. “All mine.” He assures as his thrusts grew harsher and faster. He felt my pussy clench around him, making him aware that I was close to cumming once again. “Cum for me, do it.” He pulls away from the kiss and moves down to suck marks into my neck. This gesture sends me over the edge, my juices squirting all over his lower abdomen. His thrusts grow sloppy as he fills the condom up with his warm ropes of cum once again. At first I was embarrassed with the mess until he smirked and pressed a haste kiss to my lips before speaking. “I’m gonna make you do that on my dick four more times, sound good to you?”

And he kept his promise, finding any suitable surface, making my cunt squirt on him over and over until he was finally satisfied. But who knows, maybe my mom is right, maybe this is the man I wanna marry.

[thewriterowl]

If you are taking prompts, what are your thoughts on baseball? Because I just went to a baseball game (blue jays, we lost 8-1) and I can't get the idea of a baseball AU our of my head. Like, Din is a player on the team, like a catcher or something. I don't think Luke would play but maybe like a celebrity fan or something who throws the first pitch and Din catches it and falls in love. Idk

Gasp! Baseball AU! Din with the baseball player butt! (I hope your team wins next time!)

Maybe Luke is a celebrity or just a fan who wins a raffle. Perhaps he likes baseball a lot and either went a different route with sports, wasn't able to pursue it, or lost his arm in an accident and it just didn't work out. But he LOVES going to games and Din is HELLA sexy.

Like he is named as DILF for sure. And when he is convinced to do a sexy calendar with the team for charity, it is sold out and his image alone is hella downloaded. He has so many thirst-trap tiktoks made by fans (and Luke has saved them all--so many Hey Sexy Lady playing when he moves). With his curly hair, scruff, broad shoulders, and natural sauntering (every says he is for sure walking with something big) he has everyone going feral over him.

Luke, shamefully, thinks he is gorgeous as well and a little crush too. And he is SO excited when he gets the chance to do the opening pitch and BAM. It hits Din's glove at like 93mph and as a straight strike. Luke then unleashes one of his big, bright as the sun grins, jumping up with excitement that he landed it and well...Din is doomed. Din is very, very doomed.

Din tells the coach to keep Luke close and since Din has never shown any interest in anything like this before, he has to see what happens from this because this just got SUPER interesting.

And Luke is hella pretty with a fine ass so the team is all fine with him staying close.

[bonpocalypse]

i’m repaying the favor

NERDY PRUDES HEADCANONS GO

NERDS AND PRUDES?!?! NERDY PRUDES!!! Okokok let’s do this

Richie and Ruth have been best friends since Kindergarten. They are almost never seen without each other around school.

Adding on to that, Ruth spends literally all her time at Richie’s house to the point where his parents consider her another Lipschitz child.

Richie’s guilty pleasure anime is Sword Art Online.

Just to add my other fandoms into the mix, but Richie got hooked onto Twisted Wonderland and forced both Peter and Ruth to download it. They don’t play often but Richie has hella SSRs on both the Japanese server and the English server. Same goes for Genshin. I know he’s that type of nerd.

After the disappearance of Ted, Pete refuses to step foot anywhere near Beanies. He misses his brother guys :((

Steph and Pete’s first kiss was at homecoming under the bleachers. They be making out while Grace terrorizes Jason for being a dirty dude.

Gender-fluid Steph.

Actually, none of the nerds are cishet. Pete and Richie are trans ftm, Steph uses any pronouns, and Ruth is trans mtf. Grace thinks she’s the only cishet but she’s wrong, hon is AroAce.

Ruth and Richie make it a game to see how many times they can mess with Pete’s suspenders before he says something. Their high score is 7 times!

Richie tried doing track and field in high school as “training” but only went to one practice and called it quits

Ruth writes fanfiction✨

She gives the printed drafts to Richie and Pete to read over before posting it online.

All of them got Grace to play Dungeons and Dragons with them. She didn’t enjoy it that much but is sticking around. Richies the DM.

The nerdy prudes all have occasional sleepovers where they reenact monologues, debate over different fandoms, or just anything goofy. They always choose Steph’s house to go to since it’s big and cool and the mayors house

Ruth and Richie kissed under the bleachers at a football game during half time. They thought it was goofy and didn’t explore anything after that.

There’s hundreds of videos of Richie, Ruth, and Pete growing up together. Richies favorite is the three of them lipsyncing to Single Ladies and doing the dance moves from the music video.

They reenact that during high school and somehow got Steph and Grace to join in

Ruth, Richie, and Pete all frequently went to summer camps growing up and were the little menaces putting frogs under Grace’s bedsheets.

[rosanna-writer]

2024 Fic Writer End of Year Roundup

Answer and then tag three or more creators to keep the game going! Thank you to everyone who tagged me!

(If you're in my answers consider yourself tagged if you'd like to play!!)

1. How many words did you publish on AO3 in 2024? 220,811 but some of those aren't mine because collab fic

2. How many fics did you complete this year? 12! but a lot of them are oneshots

3. How many in progress or ongoing fics did you start this year? Two, if you count the abandoned one

4. What was your favorite thing you wrote? The fics written with friends in mind, so Love at First Sight's for Suckers, Baby, I'm the One to Beat, The Great War, and you're in the kitchen humming

5. What piece was your most experimental or different from your usual style? I think Knuckles Bruised Like Violets was my first no-magic modern AU? And inspired by a specific real life event, which isn't my usual thing

6. Did any fics surprise you - either while writing or their reception? I'm kinda shocked by how many hits I got on You All Over Me, and the ratio of hits to kudos is definitely out of sync with what I normally expect. I have my suspicions as to why - it's omegaverse but with a male omega and female alpha, so I think a pretty decently sized chunk of people didn't read the tags and noped out halfway through the fic when they realized Feyre was knotting Rhys and not vice versa. Or maybe that's pessimistic and it's hella re-reads, idk

7. Do you have a fic you wrote and loved that went under the radar? (This is your sign to reblog/repost it!) It was expected for a non-smutty rare pair drabble, but now i've read all of the books beside your bed didn't get a ton of traction

8. Who is an artist that inspired you? I was lucky to get a few peeks of things in process that friends shared, and I find that so inspiring. It's like a little peek behind the curtain as the magic happens! @stickyelectrons, @gracieart, @witchlingsandwyverns, @santkazoya all come to mind!

9. Who is an author that inspired you? Oh my goddddd so many people! @witch-and-her-witcher and @violetasteracademic for tackling ambitious, sprawling interconnected fics; you two are creating whole damn universes and I am in awe. I can see the influence of @thesistersarcheron and @the-lonelybarricade inspiring how I write things like Feysand's interpersonal dynamics (Rhys is insane and pspspsing his feral cat of a wife who may or may not know she's his wife) and daemati abilities (everything's happening in their brains, but ya gotta bring it to life with some physicality, if that makes sense?). And I quietly ask myself "what would @whatishowedyouinthedark and @belabellissima do?" when I'm staring at my document trying to make the whole thing a bit more sexy/bloody/generally insane <3

10. Who is a new author you discovered? So many new people who feel like they've been here forever!!!! @violetasteracademic, @lady-bluebird-luv, @tunaababee, @astra-aeterna, @trappedoutside124, @beesays and there's probably at least like ten more?

11. Did you do any collaborations? How did it start? @gaeleria was just chatting and whoops @feysand-hivemind was born!

12. What accomplishments are you proudest of? I set out to challenge myself to write a bigger variety of pairings in 2024. In 2023, I'd only written Feysand and Gwynriel, but this year I tried my hand at Elriel, Elucien, Gywnlain and Feyrhysien for a few oneshots and event week fics. yay for setting a goal and doing it!

13. What did you learn about writing or creating this year? I've been writing fic on and off since I was a kid, but I've been writing for ACOTAR for almost two years now. 2024 was really the first time I've been a consistent enough writer in a fandom to become sort of a "known quantity" - people sometimes recognize my username, and I've written enough fics to identify patterns. Writing feels a bit different when you think your audience (even if it's just a handful of regular AO3 commenters lol) is coming in with a set of expectations. It's not pressure per se and doesn't stress me out, but once you've written enough, there's a new awareness of when you're deviating from your style or not.

Sierra Simone has some free worksheets from the course she teaches on writing erotic romance (you can find them here, highly recommend!), and the exercises for identifying voice ("What makes your work, your work?", "when a reader picks up a book written by me, they can expect _____.", etc) got me thinking a lot about this kind of thing. You can really only start to wrap your head around voice/style once you have a body of work to reflect on, and that takes time.

14. Any advice you’d like to share with new or aspiring writers? Don't be a weenie about asking for beta reads, and when you do have a beta, interrogate them a lil. We all get squirrelly and wanna just yeet the document at them and then go hide forever. But asking them to read for something specific - "Is xyz confusing?", "Do you think this feels like a cop-out or am I doing the right thing by keeping it simple?", "Were there any parts you were tempted to skim?", etc - can really help you grow. Sometimes comments on a document are enough, but sometimes it needs to be more of a conversation.

You are not being annoying by asking for a beta read. It's not a burdensome thing to put on someone. We ALL need a second set of eyes, and we're in this together!

15. What are your creative goals for 2025? I'm trying not to start new multichapter fics until I make good progress on my two "open" ones. So more oneshots for the vibes and then lock in and crank out chapters for we said hello and Baby, I'm the One to Beat!

[ticklishbeans4]

Ok well now I gotta give my Finn, Jake, and Prismo headcanons. It's law.

I've been getting sucked back into Adventure Time as of late, so this is law lol

Finn The Human

Ler-

He's became more of a ler as he got older and got more practice with tickling.

He's generally a playful ler and loves to play tickle games with his friends.

His favorite thing to do is wiggle his fingers just over his lees tickle spot and tease them with stuff like "I'm gonna get you!" or "I'm not even touching you!"

He'll challenge the lee to see how long they can last being tickled/keep their arms up/keep still.

He'll definitely laugh along with his lee, no doubt about it.

Lee-

He's a silly lee, very wiggly and tends to kick or punch, so he usually needs to be held down.

His worst spots are his knees, belly, ribs, and feet.

He has a high pitched squeaky tickle laugh, sometimes does his scream when a really bad spot gets targeted.

His biggests lers are Jake (obviously), Bubblegum, and Marceline. Though Bubblegum usually disguises it as "needing help with an experiment"

He was a huge lee as a kid, loved getting tickle senseless by his friends. As he got older he still enjoyed being tickled, but not as much as he used too.

It was especially rare that he let anyone tickle him after Jake died, but it happened occasionally, usually only with Marceline or Bubblegum.

Jake-

You just KNOW Jake is the biggest ler in all of Ooo.

His ability to stretch and shrink and bend his body in all types of ways makes him near unstoppable.

He targets Finn, Prismo, Lady, and his kids the most, but he's definitely not afraid to attack other people.

He usually goes for an all out attack, getting a lees worst spots and utterly wrecking them. But he can be gentler if he needs too.

Definitely will tease a lee for being so ticklish, and uses the old "Tickle tickle tickle" or "Coochie coochie coo!" And if he finds out a lee can't say tickle, he'll keep going till they say it.

He sometimes doesn't realize when someones had enough, but he's usually really good about it.

Has definitely ratted out Finns worst spots and has tickled him in front of people before to embarrass him.

Lee-

Not as big as lee as he is a ler, but still enjoys being tickled.

Not super ticklish, but his spots are his belly, behind his ears, his feet, and the lower part of his ribs.

His powers make him tougher than most when it comes to tickling, so it takes a lot to get him to tap out.

He is hella weak to raspberries though, those take him out, same with feathers or anything buzzy. Once Finn jokingly attacked him with an electric toothbrush and Jake banned them from the tree house.

Mans is almost not tease-able. He can't be flustered by most teases. But if a ler tells him a bunch of bad jokes while tickling him he'll get flustered.

The people that get him the most are Finn and Lady. His kids used to gang up on him, but not so much anymore. Sometimes Marceline pretends to be about to eat him, just to blow a raspberry on him.

Prismo-

Ler-

He's not much of a ler, but he does like messing with his friends now and again.

Jake is his favorite target, but he's also gotten Finn and even Simon once or twice.

It's hard to be playful like that with the other cosmic entities.

He technically can't touch anyone, but he can summon things, or even just snap his fingers and make someone feel like their being tickled.

He laughs along with a lee cause he thinks their reactions are funny, and often teases a lee about how silly their face is or how funny the noises they make are.

Lee-

He really really likes being tickled, but absolutely cannot for the life of his ask for it.

He's summoned Jake more than once just for a tickle fight, though he had to pretend it was for other stuff. Jake always sees through it though.

He actually had no idea he was ticklish till Jake decided to test it out when they were chillin once. Jake just scratched at the spot where Prismo's belly would be and both of them were shocked when Prismo laughed.

Turns out his worst spots are his belly, neck, hips, and thighs.

His usual lers are Finn and Jake, really they're the only ones who tickle him, as no one else has ever tried, and he's way to nervous to ask anyone else.

He does his best to keep still when being tickled, but sometimes can't handle it and disappears somewhere in the cube. He'll come back pretty quickly, but only if the ler promises to not make fun of him for running.

[themonotonysyndrome]

"Wait? What is this? Is this your closet!? This is more clothes than we have in our entire manor! What - "

"Excuse me, what is this? Nooo, you don't know! Shh, shh, shh! Nope. Stop talking. Baby, I don't give a damn what this is used for before you met me, I-I just need to see you in this right now."

"What else we got in here? Alright, ah... this. And this. And -

*Cue Castin's gasp of shock, awe & disbelief sdnjfknsdkfj*

"What is this? All this time I thought you had drip in Intacia, but... I wasn't familiar with your game. Alright, this is... I gotta process this. Matter of fact, we're 'bout to put on a little fashion show. Yes, now. You shouldn't have let me see this. Now I'm horny. Let's go. Lemme watch you get change. Or wait no, don't, don't - I wanna see the whole transformation at once. Yes! Alright, here; try this one one first and I'mma go get on that tub."

MWAH!

"Love you ❤️"

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So since it's now Canon that the Baroness is one hella of a fabulous woman with a walk-in closet full of sexy clothing, I wanted to share just what kind of style my Baroness is rocking in for every occasion.

Pray for Castin's sanity and pants 😂

Let's go! Lady Gaga's Fashion on loudspeakers and on full blast!

Celica opts for something much looser for everyday wear (and sometime for dates too) since Intacia is a hot country. Her go-to outfits are often dresses and shorts. In fact, she had to get used to actually wearing clothes because back in the Empire, Celica was mainly naked during Summer whenever she was at home.

The first time Castin walked into her office and saw her having a debriefing with a few Imperial male and female servants while fully naked, they had to call in his Captains to drag Castin outside and beat out his possessive aggression. Celica learned her lesson after that sdnfjknsdkf.

Anyway!

References are below:

But what about when it's a lovely day outside? Good enough for a jaunt in the woods on a horse? Let's look at riding gears and outfits!

Celica's style is leather and lace, but she'd also wear other protective materials so she can comfortably rough it out when needed.

References are below:

Now for the fun part... formal wear! I'm talking about parties, soirees, royal balls - everything and anything required to show off her position in high societies.

Now, since she's been taught to use her body as an advantage, most of her dresses are meant to teasingly reveal her curves. Nude-illusion-type dresses that are littered with jewellery are also something Celica favours greatly. She likes how pretty she feels in them, enjoys driving Castin crazy with want and the best part? She knows she's hot shit so she's not doing it for her vanity.

It's for the good of all humanity!

References are below:

That's it for now! This sure was fun!

[murfeelee]

BG3 INSP: Escape the Nautiloid

Githyanki Woman: Abomination! This is your end! Narrator: Your head throbs and your skin tingles. Visions run past: a dragon's wing, a silver sword--and a flash of your face seen through the strange woman's eyes. Githyanki Woman: Ugh, my head! What is this? Tsk'va! You are no thrall? Vlaakith blesses me this day! Together, we might survive. Imps block the path forward. You will assist me in destroying them--we must reach the helm before we transform. Ryuu: Transform? What do you mean? Githyanki Woman: We carry Mind Flayer parasites! Unless we escape--unless we are cleansed--our bodies and minds will be tainted and twisted. Within days we will be ghaik: Mind Flayers! Ryuu: We are turning into Illithid? There must be something we can do! Githyanki Woman: We can do nothing until we escape--that must be our priority. Ryuu: I am Ryuu; who are you? Lae'zel: Who am I? Your only chance of survival, Lae'zel. Ryuu: Is the helm our way out of here? Lae'zel: It is where we might gain control of the gh'ath--this Nautiloid ship. Once in command, we will deal with our ghaik captors. We will address the matter of a cure for this infection once we reach the Material Plane. Ryuu: Onward then. The ship won't be able to take another dragon attack. We need to get out before it's too late.

-- Baldur's Gate 3

MY THOUGHTS (mini rant) & CC CREDITS

MY THOUGHTS

Unpopular opinion, but I LOVE Lae'zel. She's my favorite character in the whole game (EASY #2's my daughter Karlach 🥰). People say Lae'zel's hella mean, but I like her whole melting the ice queen shtick.

My biggest complaint about BG3 is that most of the companions are way too irrelevant--other than Halsin, Lae'zel's the only one closely tied to the actual frikkin plot (unless you count that annoying wench Shadowheart blabbing about Lady Shar all frikkin day. I haven't dealt with her & the Nightsong yet). I was with Lae the whole time: get these nasty AF parasites out of my frikkin body RIGHT NOW. 🤮 To the creche! (Then we got to the creche and I was like jfc. 👀💀)

And her going on & on about Queen Vlaakith was way more interesting than Shadowheart with Lady Shar & her whole amnesia excuse (plus I just don't like her, so.... XD).

The Githyanki were giving me strong Qunari vibes from Dragon Age--but that's not surprising, since Bioware made the first two Baldur's Gate games & DA likely lifted at lot from D&D. Lae's kinda like a way more intense Sten or Iron Bull? And both the Gith & the Qun have dragon-obsessed cultures; these are my people. 💪😤

CC CREDITS

- Midnight Hollow lighting mod

- Tank pose w/ 75% OMSP resizer

- Skyrim dragon by me

- Fireextinguisherfailfx is a GREAT Fog Emitter fire-breathing effect, which I realized when I had Ryuu detonate the parasite pool, and the explosion set sim!Lae'zel on frikkin fire! That orange burst when the extinguisher fails is just perfect.

I was dying when Ryuu just STOOD there while she did all the work putting out the fires, after I told him to put out the fire FIRST! Typical; Dark Urges can't be bothered helping people, I guess. XD

Fortunately for sim!Lae, there was a nifty Restoration Station nearby where she could wash all the soot off:

- Lae outfit from Dragon Valley, boots & bracers at TSR

- Ryuu Dragon Age staff acc by @greenplumbboblover

[stinkypardonpete]

RE4!LEON S. KENNEDY X MALE READER PART:2

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{A/N: This fanfic is a bit sloppy and not really detailed as my first one and I’m sorry for that! But this is part two of my first fanfic! REMEMBER everything in this fanfic is made up and not real and did not happen in the actual Resident Evil 4 game.}

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plot: You and Leon on a mission together to rescue baby eagle(Aka Ashley). While killing some infected you get a big scratch on your leg. You try to ignore it and hide it so Leon doesn’t see because you don’t want to bother him more. When he finds out about your injury he tells you his real feelings for you.

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Leon and I walked slowly and quietly around the houses of the now infected village. Leon still hasn’t talked to me that wasn’t about the mission, I wished that we still talked even if he hated me. There were two old infected women who’s faces was wrapped in bandages, Leon put his arm in front of you and signaled for you to hide behind a wooden crate.

The infected ladies let out snarls and hisses but didn’t hear me or Leon. “Let’s head out that way, there’s not as many infected there.”, I inquired to Leon. The path we were planning on taking would pass the center of the village, where most of the infected were. Leon’s eyebrows furrowed together and his eyes narrowed at the path I was pointing at. A second later he huffed, “Yeah, sure.” He answered bluntly.

The path was covered in foot marks from who I assume were the infected. Reddish-brown leaves coated some parts of the dark brown mud. The path was peaceful until an infected man shuffled right in front of us. It scared me and Leon until the man started limping towards us. Leon acting fast, trudged to the man and slit his throat. The infected’s blood sprayed until the body went limp and fell to the ground. The noise of the body falling attracted many other infected to come our way.

“Well the party certainly came.” Leon sighed as he cocked his gun. Sometimes I forget that Leon is just a man who got his life taken away from, I know he’s still the nice Leon somewhere in him. I reloaded my gun and retighten my utility belt as I got ready to shoot any infected. Suddenly, lots and lots of infected people started hustled to me and Leon. Me and Leon didn’t focus on each other and instead focused on killing all these infected people. After about 10 minutes of on-going fighting, my body started aching and cramping up. I knew if I stopped moving for even a second I would be at the mercy of the infected. “Leon! We need to find a house to rest at! My body is giving up on me!”, I heaved out. My body was sweating like crazy(I like me a sweaty muscled body….LOOKING AT YOU MR. KENNEDY), it felt like more and more infected was coming every second. Leon observed my face, seeing the tears that were slowly starting to form in my (E/C) eyes. Leon quickly scanned the area and saw a house that seemed empty. “Reader! Come here!”, Leon blurted out to me. I look over at Leon who was killing every infected in his way. I start stabbing my way through the infected until I felt a sharp and excruciating pain on my right ankle, I don’t think about it and I run inside of the house.

“Fuck, are you okay?”, I asked Leon, who was leaning against the wall. I’m not gonna lie, he looked hella hot with his sweat making his golden bangs stick to his forehead. The chest compression shirt that complimented his strong muscles(AND HIS BIG ASS MIKERS🥰⁉️⁉️⁉️). He looks so irresistible and attractive at this angle. Wait, what am I thinking? Yes I’ve liked Leon for a while but there’s no way in hell he would like me back, I’m a man… I suddenly remember the giant scratch on my ankle. I pull up my pant sleeve and examine the cut. My finger reaches at the cut and I hiss at the pain the touch gave me. I didn’t carry any medical stuff with me or any herbs so I knew I was screwed. I knew Leon might have some but I didn’t want to bother him any longer since he already hated me.

I hear Leon moving off the wall and I quickly pull my pant leg down to hide the cut but Leon noticed this. “What happened?”, he said aggressively at me. I look up at him and I feel my face warm up a bit. “Ah-nothing! Just rubbing something off.” I answered back. The pain was throbbing like hell. It felt like someone was stabbing me over and over again. Leon narrowed his eyes at me and kneeled in front of me. “Don’t lie to me reader, what happened?” He said sounding a bit more soft. I told him again that it was nothing and not to worry about me. He rolled his eyes and grabbed my arm and dragged me towards the rusty bed and sat me down on it.

Leon pulled the pant leg up and gasp at the giant scar on my ankle. He leans his hand at the cut and grazes over it softly. It hurt a lot. I whimpered at the pain and moved my arm away from his hand. Leon looks up at me and asked how much it hurt, to which I replied with ‘It hurts like crazy’. He grabs his bag and searches for any herbs or bandages. He brings out an alcohol bandages. He pours a bit of alcohol of a cotton ball and looks up at me. “This is gonna hurt..”, he warned me as I nodded sadly back at him. He slowly brings the alcohol-coated ball to the top of my cut and i stuttered the words ‘Fuck’ and ‘stop’ at the burning sensation. Leon muttered an apology as he continued to dab the cotton ball on me.

The silence was loud. The awkwardness between us was too much, I wanted to say something but I kept quiet. Leon groaned and nervously said, “So uh, how have you been lately?”. His question surprised me a bit before I answered back. “Oh it’s been alright..”. I would’ve been better if you actually talked to me. “That’s good” Leon said. I decided that this is the right time to bring up how I have been feeling about him, how he never talks to me, ignores me. I opened my mouth to say my words until I get interrupted.

“I’m sorry…..”. An apology rumbled out of Leon’s mouth. I look down at him as he bandages my cut. He continues, “I’m sorry I’ve been ignoring you and being rude to you during this mission. I’m really sorry. It’s just been hard, I’ve been trying to…..understand my feelings. I get it if you don’t want to be friends anymore or don’t accept my apology and it’s okay if you don’t.”. A loud pause happens until I answer. “I forgive you Leon, I am mad at you for ignoring me but I forgive you.. but, can you at least tell me why you did ignore me?”. 

Another pause. Fuck, maybe i shouldn’t have said anything or at least reword my sentence Leon raises his head with a surprised but nervous face. His fucking enchanting ass face “It was because, um, I like you…”, Leon stammered, muttering that last part but loud enough for me to hear. Mines and Leon’s faces warm up at the confession. I didn’t want to believe it, was he lying to me? My sweaty hands grip the bedsheets as Leon forces his head down. I take a moment to sink in the new information and look at Leon. My hand reaches out for Leon’s face and cups his warm cheek. “I-I like you too Leon. But I thought you won’t like me because I am a boy.”, I confess. Telling Leon I liked him made me feel happier. Leon puts his hand on top of my hand that was on his cheek. He looks up at me and smiles softly, I smile back at him. “C-can um you know..” I stutter out until Leon leans at my face and kisses me gently. The kiss felt like something out of a dream. Leon gently gripped the back of my head then massaging it. His other on my cheek, his thumb rubbing my eye bags. The kiss is one of those ‘I can’t let go yet’ kisses. Both of us pecking each others lips and then fully kissing each other, pulling back each other for more.

Our little make out session stopped as Leon sits beside me on the bed. I grab his hand and wrap my one around it, like I was protecting it from everything in the world. I looked over at Leon. His now swollen lips was a mixture of red and purple, Sweat on his forehead, half-closed eyes, and his drunken daze. I smiled as I leaned my head on his broad shoulder.

We might be surrounded by infected-snarling monsters but being next to each other made us feel safe.

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{A/N: OMG IM FINALLY DONE! As u can tell I got lazy at the end and it has HELLA cringe. But it’s done now so yup! Imma start on the requested one tomorrow and might finish it :)}

[slamdunkhcs]

It's my personal hc that after Mitsui rejoined the bball team (& cut his hair), girls definitely noticed the positive change in him

"Mitsui-san is no longer scary, in fact he's kinda cute"

"Mitsui-senpai won that Shoyo game for us"

"I said hi to him the other day, and he smiled back"

mitsui’s rizz

Honestly I HC that when he was in middleschool, he was definitely popular with girls. I feel like he probably had some relationships here and there in middleschool, and that girls admired him during then.

I think it’d take him time to win back the ladies though. While he got cuter after getting new teeth and a new cut, they probably still remember his history as a gangster and would avoid him as a result of that. Like if a girl saw him and was like “oh I think he’s kinda cute”, her friend would be like “Yeah but i heard he used to gangbang”

But I think as time went on in the series, his gangster reputation kinda died down. The team was becoming really known for being good, and I think that’d overshadow Mitsui’s gang history. His history is still gonna be kinda known (especially with the people in his year), but it won’t be as big of a deal.

After the Sannoh match, I just KNOW he’d get hella popular, with the boys and the girls. They’d talk about how he scored the most for the team in that match and how cool he was. The dudes at school would be dabbing him up in the hallway, and I think he’d have more girls crushing on him.

[lxverrings]

Private Tutoring.

A Miguel O’hara fic.

Disclaimer: No smut (maybe if people like this enough, I will write more to it?), just a silly potential series, it’s just goofy. I saw a post about a frat boy Miguel and I was like “Wouldn’t it be funny if it was reversed?” and here it is!

Summary: Mean Nerd!Miguel x Nice Jock!Reader ; Gold retriever and Black Cat dynamics, Reader is hella short (in comparison to Miguel) and genuinely just goofy and distracted. (She’s doing her best...)

“AND SCORE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT IS IT, OUR FIRST 7 TO 1 GAME, DIDN’T THINK WE WOULD MAKE IT THIS FAR AND NOW-”

You could hear the speakers blaring as the last touchdown announcement roared through your ears, slipping off the helmet as you gasped for air. The star of the show. You never thought you would make it this far as you wiped your nose with a bright smile, shining in front of your sour mother and overly proud father. Testament of all the people you outshined and proved wrong in the brink of collapse.

The precipice of the show was here, and you held the trophy to your chest with a gleaming smile.

Jaws were open, and people were shocked- a woman playing football? More likely than you thought. And the best part was? It was genuinely fun!!!

Trudging your way to the locker room with your shiny trophy, as you washed yourself up... You couldn’t stop staring at it. The water trickled down your face as you massaged the shampoo on your hair... It was amazing. It felt amazing. Your recent new date, Kevin would probably smile and pat your head, and your best friend, Jess, would smile and hug you. Peter would laugh and ruffle your hair and Kevin would roll his eyes at him. You couldn’t wait as-

A sudden alarm glared into your ears- a jump scare warning would be nice...

“...Please come to the Principal’s Office as soon as possible.”

You quickly got dressed after washing off the sweat, picking up your trophy and mentally begging it wasn’t your misogynistic mother yelling at you to come to the office.

...

You jogged your way up to the office, “Hey Prez!” you chirped out with a smile- immediately paling at the sight.

The room was dour, a man, larger than the principal, larger than many bullies who picked on your friends and later on gained their respect, was sitting in the table, a dark look in his crimson red eyes, a dark, sharp glare as his glasses were lowered lightly.

The principal was a stubborn, sharp man, someone you befriended a bit back– befriended really isn’t the word, you twat. Thank goodness you were only thinking that.

“... Am I in trouble...?” you muttered as the principal gestured you to sit down.

...

“Not at all, miss.” he began, calmly, “I have called you here today to tutor Miguel here. Mr. O’hara is a college senior, a grade above you, and currently working hard for his business degree, however, it seems he lacks a social circle that benefits him... And you, madam, your grades are slipping quite a bit, so I have decided to offer you the private sector of the library to study together and for you– Mr. O’hara...” he paused, as Miguel grunted, “–Just socialize. That will be all.”

The two of you were shooed out, and Miguel immediately began to walk away.

“Hey! Where are you going?”

“Cállate, chiquita.” Miguel glared down from his demeaning eyes, and imposing stature, “You go right back to whatever hole you crawled out of, niñita.²”

... Rude.

You quickly jogged after him to keep up, “Hey, we’re not done here, mister– the principal sai–”

“I do not care what he said or what he wants. Go away you annoying fly.”

...Rude!

“Hey, c’mon, you heard him, please?” you spoke gently, still rushing after him, “I haven’t even told you my name!” you added, grabbing his wrist, the massive trunk was strange, your hand barely wrapped around his wrist, quietly gulping as he glared.

“Yo yá sé quién eres, muñequita.”

He then twisted his wrist away– or tried, but you just wouldn’t let up, as you grabbed on and clung with both hands.

“Hey! C’mon! Please! I– ... Give me a chance, will you? Just... Let me get to know you. You’ve never met me, yet you judge me based on only what you’ve heard... Not what you actually know.”

The silence was palpable as he stared at you.

He finally groaned and stopped.

“Fine. But not today, you can come along with me to the library.”

“Really?!”

“Sólo por hoy.”

You smiled brightly as you skittered after him, quickly chatting...

...

“–And with that, bam! You wouldn’t believe how simple it can be to convince people with just enough determination!” you were chatting up a storm, but... soon, you came to realize that what the principal said was true. He grunted and grumbled in response most of the times you spoke. You could feel your eyes soften a bit, looking up at him.

“Hey. You really don’t like talking, do you, big guy?” you asked gently, tugging on his sleeve to get him to look at you.

“Isn’t it obvious?” he grumbled, as he stared down at you.

“...it is but... Do you, want me to keep talking? Am I boring you?”

He paused, suddenly silent as he looked at you.

“... You’re annoying, yes. But... No, I’m not bored.”

“... That’s good.”

“What?”

“That’s good.” you repeated, with more certainty, suddenly bursting out laughing, a warm smile on your face as your cheeks turned red.

“Wha– What’s so funny?!” he suddenly yelled, confused, and maybe even angry, as you kept laughing, smiling brightly.

“Oh, god. I was starting to think I was boring you, and you felt nothing... And look! Look! I got you to speak!” you smiled brightly, your eyes twinkling like stars.

“... Yeah. You did.” he seemed a little irritated, and even a little defeated, but you smiled as the two of you arrived to the library.

...

“When is this nightmare over?” you groaned as you slumped on the desk, pouting as he suddenly quietly chuckled, holding the Calculus book.

“Sé vá acabar cuándo en serio intentes trabajar.”

You whined again as you gave him a pouty look, “Can’t we try later? Please? A break? I’m begging you, you can come over to my dorm– and– and– I’ll order pizza and then we can talk about it. Please? If it gets late, you can sleep over!” you kept complaining. Seriously, who thought calculus was a good idea?

Answer? Absolutely fucking nobody.

“...fine.” he sighed, closing the book, rolling his eyes as he took off his glasses... His face was so hot under the library lighting, and you couldn’t help but stare a little before shaking your head to snap out of it.

“Yay! Thank you, Miguel!” you smiled warmly, tightly hugging him for a moment, which left him stunned, as you left for the door, leaving your dorm room number behind.

...

‘What an enigma of a woman. És tan irritante, ésa tonta chamaca. Yet... No, no, snap out of it.’

...

Soon enough, he did arrive at your house, and the two of you set on ordering pizza and studying. Well, as much as you could.

Not that this made much sense to you whatsoever, so you just looked up at him with little lost eyes and a pout that made him grumble in irritation...

...

But eventually, after hours of being verbally abused in Spanish, the lesson was over, and you just laughed gently.

“Have you ever done this before?”

“Done what? Tutor? I have.”

“No, no... This.” you answered, as he raised an eyebrow in confusion, “I mean hang out. You know? Like with friends?”

“I don’t have friends.”

“What nonsense... I’m your friend.”

“What?”

“You heard me.” you smiled, and he, once again, rolled his eyes.

Divider by: @ across-the-art-verse

Translations:

1. “Shut up, little one.”

2. “–Little Girl.”

3. “I already know who you are, little doll.”

4. “Just for today.”

5. “It’ll be done when you seriously try to work on it.”

6. “–She is so irritating, that dumb girl.”

Thank you for reading ♡

[girlsinaband]

the girls in a band masterlist

here is my attempt to create a complete record of comics, shows, and movies about girls that are in a band. migrated from a cohost post. i have personally seen or read all of these. i have also added editorialization with my opinions of them. each section is vaguely in a "most-to-least liked" order, but i tried not to think about it too hard.

my criteria is vague and ephemeral. but generally it is along the lines of: there is at least one girl, and preferably at least two, performing with a physical instrument of any kind with a group of people. purely idol groups dont count for this. also see: The Formula

tv

we are lady parts: the only non anime entry in this section of the list, surprisingly! but a pinnacle of the form. i LOVE this show, it's incredible. and only twelve ~20 minute episodes total! the canonical girls in a band television show. it's funny, it's heartfelt, it's got hella band content. it's about a UK muslin girlpunk band trying to recruit an insanely anxious guitar player into their band while navigating family and relationships, like you do. this is one of my favorite early scenes in case you want more convincing: https://youtu.be/tzAGqmdOBzE

sound euphonium: this time, its a wind ensemble! the sports anime of girls in a band. incredible yuri. the first season is about Competition (guys we gotta rehearse real good and try and get past the prefectural competition!). and then the second season is about Trauma (band-wise, family-wise, relationship-wise, and more!). an adaptation of a bunch of light novels that are unfortunately mostly not translated into english (or not translated very well)

girls band cry: a truly fantastic show. as you can tell from the name, it knows exactly what its about. girl moves to tokyo to escape her family and then gets swept off her feet by an ex-member of a band she likes. this one is mostly about girls being pieces of shit. basically all of the characters are kinda a dick in a fun way, and it makes for great storytelling. going in, the main girl is sorta setting up to be a cute and demure, but it turns out she's a huge asshole to everyone around her. the band (togenashi togeari) is also a real life band that is performed by the voice actresses, and has great music and a 10-song album already! their music is very good. also the show is cg animation but it REALLY goes wild with it and makes the characters super expressive. literally no caveats on the style here like you normally get with cg, it's fantastic animation

bocchi the rock (adaptation of the comic): you've probably heard about this one. girl so anxious her animation is constantly melting gets roped into joining a band. takes the sorta ok 4koma and goes crazy with the adaptation, making use of animation to elevate the sorta basic 4koma gags into full-ass comedy scenes. awesome performances and music.

scott pilgrim takes off: reimagining of the scott pilgrim comic. even more great band content. it's good

k-on (adaptation): pure fluff girls in a band. very cute. kinda like spooning sugar directly into your mouth. it's fun. i wouldn't call it "plotless" but it's basically just about having fun with your friends in a band. oh my god as im writing this i just remembered this is an adaptation of a 4koma that i havent read yet, so i need to do that i have done this now

bang dream its mygo: yep, it's a bang dream! i havent played the gatcha games, but this is a perfectly good standalone show. sticks to the girls in a band formula. stop me if you've heard this one before: a girl wants to form a band, and tries to rope an anxious girl into joining. the cg animation is pretty good in my opinion, but it's still definitely that kind of thing where you might have to get over it

jellyfish can't swim in the night: this more or less slides into this list on technicalities (they have a guitar player and a pianist! and...a producer! and also an artist. they also do perform on a stage. thats a band, right? probably). an artist, who became disillusioned with drawing when her middle school friends mocked a drawing she was proud of, is swept off her feet by an ex-idol (sound familiar?) that's in love with that art piece she is now ashamed of. they form essentially an online artist collective, producing music and music videos with artist girl's art and ex-idol girl's singing. it's about being a Creator online and dealing with all that entails (online identities, shitty randos). the characters all have some Trauma from their respective middle school experiences, and they are working through it. the show started out very strong, but fell apart in the second half and now that it's finished i dont really recommend watching it. very unfortunate

carole and tuesday: directed by the cowboy bebop guy! very up and down. two girls living on Future Mars playing guitar and keyboard form a duo together. the first half was pretty good! it's about them forming their group and gradually getting more famous. the second half is horrible and has insane stupid liberal politics. (what if trump wasn't actually a bad guy he was just being blackmailed by an evil ai or some shit like that. ive pushed it out of my mind. just watch the first half if you want to see it)

whisper me a love song (adaptation): this sure is an adaptation of the manga! i think the manga is only ok and this adaptation is pretty cheap and brings nothing new to the table. also still airing at the time of writing so this adaptation just kinda ground to a halt with like 3 episodes left to go and there's no sign of it continuing to air. weird. it still wasnt very good

bang dream: yep, it's a bang dream! this is the only anime on this list i actively made the decision to stop watching because i hated it so much. i finished season 1, but then season 2 had awful cg and made it clear that i was missing things from not having played the gatcha. don't bother with this and watch mygo instead if you want an actual television show

movies

linda linda linda: my favorite movie and one of my favorite things ever. after a girl band lost two members before their big school festival performance, they ask the first girl they see to join their band as a vocalist, who happens to be a korean exchange student who doesn't speak much japanese. teenage shenanigans ensue as they scramble to figure out their new performance in just a few days. the story is portrayed in a kinda dreamy, meandering way, and is very much about high school girls being high school girls. they know they need to do something important but they keep getting distracted by other things in their lives

liz and the blue bird: my second favorite movie and also one of my favorite things ever. a spinoff of sound euphonium, set after the events of the first two seasons of the show, but very much a standalone thing that can be watched in isolation. two girls (a flutist and an oboist) are playing a duet in this year's show, but a fallout in their relationship in the years prior is still interfering with their performance. they need to resolve their differences and their love and their futures in order to ensure the success of the entire ensemble in the competition. everything about it is gorgeous. i don't know what else to say. a movie where just watching a performance can make you cry

swing girls: movie about teenage chaos. a brass band is going to perform in a baseball game. but then basically everyone gets sick. so they need to try and put together a new band! i gotta rewatch this one it's been a while my memory is hazy

sound euphonium our promise a brand new day (sequel): and now the direct sequel to season 2 of the anime! this is definitely not a standalone thing. remember liz and the blue bird? this takes place during that same year! you get to see the full performance of that piece! but this time it's about the girls from the show and in the show's art style

the runaways: kristen stewart plays joan jett in this one and she's so hot that it basically has ruined my ability to have any coherent thoughts about the movie. if that sounds like a pitch to you then you should watch it

k-on (sequel): sequel to the anime! the girls take a trip to london. not really a standalone thing but i guess you could watch it on its own if you really wanted to. just a great compression of the fun of the show into movie form. girls having a good time

scott pilgrim vs the world (adaptation): you already know this one. i like the story of the comic more but the character performances are great

josie and the pussycats: goofy in that disney channel movie kinda way. the government is secretly trying to use subliminal messaging in music to mind control people into buying things. and the girls' band is brought into this evil world. and only they can stop it....

we are the best: swedish film about some 13 year old girls trying to form a punk band even though they don't actually know how to play any instruments. it's fine! definitely girls in a band but it didn't do much for me

jem and the holograms: i really wanted to find a contrarian viewpoint on this movie to be like "everyone says its bad but i dunno i think its fun!" but no, it just is actually bad. four sisters rocket to fame after uploading one of the sisters singing to youtube. and also there is...a....robot? made by one of the girls' father, that uhhh beatboxes and leads them on a scavenger hunt? i only watched this like four days ago and it's already rolling off my mind. dumb in the "bad disney channel original movie" way (unlike josie and the pussycats which has a goofy camp charm going for it)

comics

how do we relationship: yuri about two college students who are in their school's band club. more focused on their relationship than the bands, but there still is a lot of band content and performances

scott pilgrim: what more can be said

bocchi the rock gaiden: hiroi kikuri no fukazake nikki: the better version of the bocchi the rock comic, since it's not a 4koma. follows a mostly drunken hiroi around, which is something we all want and need

k-on: a great 4koma! unlike the bocchi manga, this really stands on its own as a well-done comic beyond the (also excellent) adaptation. sticks to the format really well and has some truly hilarious gags that i think would only work in 4koma form. lots of fun. also holy hell mugi is really gay in it. im glad the high school sequel comic gave ui and azusa got their own volume to be in the spotlight, they deserve it

beat & motion: wow, jellyfish can't swim in the night really is just doing the same plot as this, huh. and it makes it into this list on an even more tenuous technicality than jellyfish did. an artist, who became disillusioned with drawing when her his middle school friends mocked a drawing she he was proud of, is swept off her feet by a ex-idol musician he's a fan of that's in love with that art piece she is now ashamed of an animation he posted online. this is DEFINITELY "boys in a band". and its KINDA "girls in a band"? im allowing this in the list because it's absolutely got the vibes and two women do play instruments together in it like once or twice. i am enjoying it so far, curious to see where it goes

nana: i stopped reading this after 9 volumes (out of 21) because it got kinda bad and boring. but i enjoyed everything before that! and there is also an anime adaptation and two live action movies i need to watch. two girls named nana, one of whom is/used to be in a band run into each other randomly and end up living together. sort of in the "how do we relationship genre" of girls in a band where it's more about the relationships inside and out of the band. but nana is very much in the band and performs a lot! this is the most heterosexual yuri ive ever seen. they say the most romantic things about each other and talk about kissing all the time and then will be like "damn all this romantic talk about my roommate is really making me hanker for a boyfriend"

whisper me a love song: bloom into you-kind yuri about one of the girls falling in love with the other girl's performance in a band. very basic yuri stuff

bocchi the rock: the manga that spawned the anime! it's a 4koma. and believe it or not, it's not actually very good. the anime did a lot to tighten up the jokes and storytelling

k-on shuffle: it's k-on again! but with different girls. as of writing only one volume is out. it's...fine! i dont care about the characters as much as the original show which is a pretty big knock against it

hello melancholic: also yuri, but didn't leave as much of an impression on me. girl gets pressured into joining a band because she's too gay to say no

kuuden noise no himegimi / kuuden no himegimi: less explicitly yuri, but, you know, girls. also didn't leave too much of an impression on me. guitar girl with an ex-rocker dad meets a girl with a beautiful singing voice. and then joins a band with some of her dad's rocker buddies, then tries to get singer girl to join. its kinda slow and very elemental to this genre in the sense that its mostly just people talking about the band and band related things (practicing, how hard it is to compose music, etc). also one of the few of these that lets its band be properly bad and disliked by people

things that I will add once i read/watch them:

shiori experience

super sonico

show by rock

her smell

miss granny

and that's all i got! let me know what ive missed. i (obviously) love this genre so i'll consume most anything in it