#lady’s got HELLA GAME

[fan-kingdoms]

faragonda and griffin are divorced. so are faragonda and hagen. faragonda and saladin dated in college but never married and therefore never divorced. thank you for your time.

[griem]

and u know what? while im still on the topic... 🤷🏾‍♀️

putting the issues (valid or otherwise) people may have with rose's opinions aside, there's also the extravagant reaction to the words they used in regarding GBLady herself. like people are now making negative assumptions about rose's character based on the old and non-contextual screenshots taken from their private discord server with friends...?

to ME, honestly... it just sounds like an employee (not even an employee yet, because the messages clearly reveal that they hadn't even been hired yet) talking 'shit' (n i use that very loosely) about their boss, which is... lmao... not uncommon?? not shocking?? IJBOL!! also, during their private time? as in, not when their 'on the clock,' so to speak?

mind u GBLady herself accepted the apology that rose provided, both publicly and privately (i assume) ... so why is there outrage there? she, herself has also stated that she doesn't wanna tone police an employee venting about their boss!! why are people taking offense for GBLady when it couldn't be any clearer that she doesn't give a shit lol??

if you don't want to be talked to a certain way in your personal relationships thats your prerogative and your right. U, however, are up in arms over a private message an employee used (BEFORE they were hired) about their potential boss.

calling it 'bullying behavior' is such an incredible reach—and going so far as to say that GBLady doesn't 'care about her fans (??)' bc she isn't losing her shit over it is even FARTHER of a reach.

it reads like a bunch of people who think that their puritanical echo-chamber of a fandom where nobody is allowed to disagree with anybody are astonished and angry that the creator of the game that the fandom surrounds doesn't operate in the same hypersensitive and fanatical way that they do.

yall don't know that lady lol... she's not your friend idk where people get off acting like they know her to be getting offended on her behalf.

[checkeredflagggs]

Three Hearts Left

Pairing: max verstappen x fem!gamer!reader

summary: fans (and friends) are shocked when they find max is married and to who

a/n: I’m only a casual gamer so take it with a grain of salt

a/n 2: sorry it’s a really late - the weather hates me personally (it is actually September and doesn’t need to be 85* 😡) and it drained my creativity also I got hella sick so 🤷🏻‍♀️

a/n 3: I know I use the name Twitter when talking about that site. I’ll stop deadnaming it when musk rat does too

a/n 4: still not feeling 100% but I wanted to get this out for max’s bday!!

catpawsgaming

Welcome to the CatTree with the paw prints 🐾 ! I’m just a cat 🐈 mom Lady™ who loves the gaming but not the camera 📷. I’ve been playing games all my life and have been streaming for 3 years — as a hobby, not a full time job. I love my 2 cats, my handsome man, and you 🫵 all my lovely fans. You most definitely make all this worthwhile so mwah mwah 💋💋 (video)

catpawsgaming

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catpawsgaming: here we go! Baldur’s Gate 3 has been highly highly requested — so I bought it! …yesterday and forgot about it cause curse of capitalism I still have my day job 😭 but away we go!

As always, if you didn’t manage to catch my livestream it’ll be on my page and I’ll be uploading it to my YouTube channel tomorrow! My YouTube will have the 3 usual versions (one unedited with my reactions, one with just the game play, and one with no sound at all but with closed captions)

Next stream date and game tbh announced but will probably be this Sunday with Animal Crossing (fingers crossed 🤞🤞 I finally get a good turnip price 😭😭 Daisy Mae hasn’t been kind to me lately…)

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user1: guuuurrrrrrrllll it’s about time you got bg3! We been waiting

↳ catpawsgaming: definitely worth the wait though! I had so much fun and it was so hard to stop for the night

↳ user2: for sure it was 🤣 your reactions to shadowheart and astarion were hilarious

↳ catpawsgaming: they clocked my type on point

user3: glad we convinced you to become a bard! You’ll rock it 💙

↳ catpawsgaming: ok but this the closest you will get me to actually performing so enjoy it while it lasts

↳ user3: not gonna sing along?

↳ catpawsgaming: 🤣🤣🤣 🫵 🤡

↳ catpawsgaming: absolutely not.

↳ catpawsgaming: also handsome just bust out laughing at the thought of me singing so…🙄🙄🙄 he’s lucky I love him

↳ handsome: I am very lucky liefje

↳ user3: ahhhh we were so close to her singing but also awwww cause handsome is here!!

handsome: liefje this was amazing

↳ catpawsgaming: thank you 🥰🥰

↳ catpawsgaming: but also you were laughing at me the entire night so…

↳ catpawsgaming: not sure how much I believe you

↳ handsome: well I didn’t say it was good…

↳ catpawsgaming: 🤨😒😔😢

↳ handsome: 🥰🥰🥰

user4: oh to have a man that will spend hours with you doing separate hobbies together…

↳ catpawsgaming: gotta admit it’s the dream

↳ handsome: you’re the dream liefje

↳ user4: ok there handsome, no need to get sappy here on MY comment thread

Private Messages

mv1updates

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mv1updates: Max was streaming today! Just a short one but highly entertaining. Jimmy (or Sassy? I’m honestly baffled and for the life of me can’t tell them apart 😢) caused a small disturbance in the middle of his stream then slept the rest away in Max’s lap 😍

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user5: that was sooooo adorable!! Love seeing more cat dad Max

↳ user6: same! And don’t feel bad admin - I can’t tell them apart either

user7: to be Jimmy…🥵

↳ user8: right? What I wouldn’t give to be sleeping away in his lap…

↳ user9: blessed be. His damn thighs man 😳

user10: ok but am I the only one that heard a female voice in the background?

↳ user11: I THOUGHT I WAS GOING INSANE?? Like there was definitely someone there

↳ user12: wait when?

↳ user10: when max turned the camera to show jimmy on top

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catpawsgaming

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catpawsgaming: and Daisy Mae delivered this week! Sunday I got a price of 90 and today!! Selling price of turnips is 658 this evening!! Woohoo!

I've got my usual set up going to allow visitors to sell and I’ll be playing for about 4 or 5 hours so let’s make some cash today! I just ask you be respectful of my island.

As always, if you didn’t manage to catch my livestream it’ll be on my page and I’ll be uploading it to my YouTube channel tomorrow! My YouTube will have the 3 usual versions (one unedited with my reactions, one with just the game play, and one with no sound at all but with closed captions)

My week is looking pretty busy (a lot of traveling happening) so my next stream will probably be sometime next week and I’ll be playing Horizon: Zero Dawn! Its sequel will be coming out soon and I want to replay the first to refamiliarize myself with the game!

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user13: yeessssss! I’ve been holding out that someone would have some fantastic selling prices this week! New house upgrade here I come!

↳ user14: oh don’t I know it! It’s been a downward slump all week for me — the high was 105 😭😭

↳ user13: ouch 🤕

user15: did anyone else hear the cat meowing in the background!

↳ user16: yes! Catpaws has got a couple of cats — they’re almost never on stream (they don’t like staying in one place for long) but catpaws got them right before they started streaming!

↳ catpawsgaming: 2 of them! They’re my babies! 🐈🐈

↳ user15: awwwww 😍😍

user17: can I say something? Is this a safe place?

↳ user18: it is not but say it anyway

↳ user17: it totally looks like she’s got a wedding ring on in the beginning of this stream

↳ user18: nurse! She’s out again

↳ user19: no no no let her cook. I totally thought the same. It was literally just a glimpse but I swear that she had a ring on

↳ user17: thank you! I knew I wasn’t crazy

↳ user19: but! That does mean our catpaws is married!!!!!

↳ user17: 😱

↳ user18: 😱

↳ user19: 😱

↳ catpawsgaming: 😉

↳ handsome: 💙

↳ user17: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?

catpawsupdates

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catpawsupdates: we’ve had a couple of requests lately asking about catpawsgaming and her cats! These are the first and last photo we’ve gotten — she’s incredibly secretive about them so we don’t know if this is the same cat in both photos or if she has 2 bengals (peep also handsome in the first photo. Catpaws was laughing when she posted that photo cause she’s usually the passenger princess)

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user20: I LOVE THEM

↳ user21: same! Insert that meme. “I’ve only had them for a day but if anything happened to them I kill everyone else then myself”

↳ user22: extreme but agreeable.

user23: that’s sassy - I’d bet money on it

↳ user24: sassy? What? Who?

↳ user23: sassy verstappen! F1 world champion max verstappen’s cat

↳ user24: ummm? This is a page for a small time gamer catpawsgaming

↳ user23: listen. Torture couldn’t get me to admit how long I’ve spent staring at pictures and videos of jimmy and sassy. But that is absolutely sassy!

↳ user17: I’m connecting the dots as I type

↳ user18: you’re not connecting shit

↳ user17: CONNECTING THE DOTS AS I TYPE

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Private Messages

catpawsgaming

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catpawsgaming: tonight’s stream is gonna be a little late — I’m currently being held hostage by the cutest kidnapper ever

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user24: awwww

user25: your right. You simply can’t move!

↳ catpawsgaming: completely pinned down!

↳ user25: I don’t think anyone is gonna have a problem with your steam being late tonight

↳ user26: I’ve spoken to the council and we don’t! In fact we all vote for a stream of literally just the cat

↳ catpawsgaming:…you know that is an idea

↳ user26: omg. OMG. OH MY GOD!!

user23: THATS JIMMY!! I SWEAR ON MY LIFE

↳ user27: ok grandma. Let’s get you back to bed

handsome: so that’s where the little troublemaker is

↳ user28: omg hi handsome! Where’ve you been?

↳ catpawsgaming: ok I love all my fans but plz stop flirting with my man

↳ user28: can I flirt with you instead?

↳ catpawsgaming: 😳

↳ handsome: no

Private Messages

Twitter

user29: ITS MAX VERSTAPPEN AND CATPAWSGAMING!!!! I TOLD YOU ALL

↳ user30: ok but are we really gonna take a gossip page as the truth?

user31: OH MY GOD THAT CRAZY FAN WAS RIGHT?!?

↳ catpawsgamingfan: I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOOOOUUUUU

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maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1: liefje I know this is not how we wanted to share our love with the world but a light in the darkness is now I get to talk about how much I love you and how you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. These past 5 years have been a dream come true — and it’s been a dream I never knew I had. Seeing you that first time, you took my breath away. Forget the trophies and the victories, the world championships and titles I’ve won — becoming your husband has topped every single one of them. I can’t imagine my life without you anymore and I wouldn’t ever want to

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yourusername: oh my handsome man…you are the light of my life, the moon in my night, the stars in the sky, the best husband ever and the most loving cat dad I could have ever wanted to spend my life with. Thank you thank you thank you for picking me and staying with me and fighting for me and with me 💋💋

[inf3ct3dd]

loser!ellie headcanons pt.6

summary: ellieeee my chiquitita my baby my love

warnings: none :3

authors note: ik yall missed herrrr

masterlist. help palestine.🇵🇸

- ellie tries to be soooo cool and wear her cool people jackets (leather jackets, canvas, those carhartt hoodie jackets etc) but they’re very not helpful against the cold and you’ll be out with her and shes just SHIVERING the whole time…

- she’s obsessed w those “general knowledge quizzes” on tiktok. that girl is a hoe for trivia she’s sitting on her bed at three in the morning saying her answers OUT LOUD while she watches them. she gets so upset when she gets literally any wrong… “man…im not a quiz master 🙁”

- ik in the games she walks around with her little journal and shit but i feel like shes definitely jus constantly typing shit in her notes app… random thoughts and jokes and shit that she most definitely shows you at the end of the day

- she barely ever baby talks to babies… she’ll go up to a baby and just be like “wassup dude” and have a full blown conversation with him while the babies just sitting there babbling and giggling at her

- thinks those “im nothing like yall” slideshows r so hilarious…. like you’ll be on the couch and she’s just giggling at her phone at paracetamol 😞

- references the most niche memes ever constantly and literally googles them to explain herself. you guys went camping and she said “boy you want hot dog” and you were like ????

- so strangely particular about how her stuff is arranged 😭 her desk looks like an absolute hot mess 90% of the time but SHE UNDERSTANDS IT and if u try and organize it for her she just puts it back how it was

- always says “guys” and “yall” when she’s talking to literally one person. and CHAT. she just constantly adds it into conversation like “chat how are you today”

- loves asking if things are “fire.” she’ll cook you something and you take a bite and shes like “is that shit fire???” she has to know

- obsessed with “i barely know her” jokes. the second someone says something ending in er shes like “rider??? i barely know her!!” and she’s laughing her ass off

- that girl will go HAM on some mac and cheese. but it can only be really good baked mac or the shitty kraft mac and cheese. she puts like- hella pepper and red chili flakes in it and eats it straight out of the pot 🔥 its always at like three in the morning and you just walk in the kitchen to her with a pot in her lap watching glee or some shit

- SPEAKING. OF. glee is most definitely one of her guilty pleasure shows…like shes rewatched it a million times and glee cast was one of her top artists on apple music wrapped

- shes an apple music user. send tweet.

- got yelled at by an old lady once cuz she picked her flowers out of her front yard and gave them to you

- when i tell you that girl goes ham on those tiny clementines… she’ll eat like 10 in one day and theres just PEELS. EVERYWHERE.

- also she fw grapes heavy. especially green grapes (shes a weird little freak red grapes are so much better)

- OBSESSED WITH THOSE BLIND BAG SHITS. especially mini brands oh my god she definitely has the whole lil grocery store set and she’s so obsessed with it.

- her house slippers are definitely just a pair of crocs with the fur inside and a bunch of stupid ass jibbits. she buys the mega packs off amazon and changes them whenever shes bored

- has SO MANY drafts on tiktok and they’re all her trying filters staring at the screen like 😯

- most annoying person to sleep next to ever . snoring, sleep talking, moving around CONSTANTLY and hitting you accidentally, the only way she sleeps peacefully is if you’re holding her or she’s holding you, otherwise shes insane

- weirdly into linguistics…that girl is using humongous words for no good reason just for fun and half the time she has no idea what they mean and when she googles them and shes right about the definition she does that little fist pump and “fuck yes”

- speaking of. that girl is SPEEDRUNNING DUOLINGO . she’s fluent in (bad spaniard) spanish from it, and just learns random languages for fun. you speak a different language? she’s learning it immediately. definitely leaves notes for you in random languages she learned and you have to pull out a translator to understand wtf shes talking about… she also sleep talks in spanish sometimes and its so funny

- loves trying out different recipes…like i said my girl is a CHEF she will be at home fucking up a salmon bake she made and making you homemade pho for dinner

- had a phase when she was younger when she was really into the la bamba movie and dressed like richie valens for two years

- also cried so hard when she watched selena with you…that girl was devastated 💔 every time she hears “dreaming of you” she almost sheds a tear

“when that yolanda bitch gets out of prison….im shooting someone . its obvious who its gonna be.”

- she definitely begged joel to buy her a gun for christmas and he would take her to the range all the time so she can SHOOT. that girl is goated at lazer tag she gets down…does not play

- thought that candy cigarettes were the coolest thing ever when she was little… everywhere she went she had one hanging out of the side of her mouth and shed hold them between her fingers like they do in movies. if you two go to a candy shop shes for sure buying a pack

[butterfly-writer]

Yo! I was wondering if you could do some headcannons for Hawks, Aizawa, and All Might with a Pro Hero husband reader? I think it would be really cool if reader had a quirk that gave him the abilities of a skinwalker. He could be able to shapeshifter into his beast form, mimic voices he hears, regeneration, etc. Maybe he could be really tall (around 7ft) even when he isn’t using his quirk, and he looks creepy but is really sweet? I think it would be cool to see the medias reaction too. Sorry for the length. Thank you!!!

Shapeshifter!

Keigo Takami; Shouta Aizawa, Toshinori Yagi x ProHero!Husband!Reader Summary: A character is married to a scary looking hero who’s actually a sweetheart. How does the media react? How did they meet?

★☽A/N: It’s been a while since I wrote headcannons! I really hope I improved! Oh! I had my birthday a couple days ago! September 4, hehe! So I consider this a bit of a gift to you guys for my birthday!

Contents: FLUFF – Headcannons Quirk: Skinwalker The user can alter their physical appearance to mimic any living creature, including humans and animals. This ability allows them to change their voice, size, and even mimic specific characteristics, such as muscle structure or hair. The transformation can be partial or full, depending on the user’s control. However, maintaining a transformation for extended periods drains energy, and extreme changes may lead to temporary exhaustion or loss of control.

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Keigo Takami (Keigo)

The number 2 hero probably met Y/N when he just started his agency at 18 years old. He was on patrol when he saw a thief stealing an old lady’s purse. As the fastest, he immediately got to action, chasing the thief with lightning speed. Just before he could reach the purse, a cheetah suddenly ran into him, blocking his path and swiftly grabbing the thief by the collar with shark canine teeth.

The moment the cheetah ensured that it had disabled the thief, it suddenly changed into a tall male. He was towering over everyone who walked past, staring at him with a scared glare. Keigo figured he was perhaps 7ft (213cm) tall which practically towered the hero. He looked up at the figure, watching as he looked around for the owner of the purse.

He had to admit.

The male was tall and menacing. He had piercings around his ear, colors similar to his outfit. Takami figured he was a pro hero like himself. ‘But how did I not know him?’ he wondered. ‘Maybe an underground hero?’ he thought. Keigo just shrugged it off and walked over to him.

“Hey, big fela!” A shiver went down the hero’s spine when he saw the tall H/C haired man turn to look at him, eyes piercing through his soul. “J..Just wondering if you want me to give the purse back to its owner? I’m sure she’ll be very happy to get it back!” he managed to utter with a slight stutter.

The H/C haired tilted his head in confusion, but then his eyes widened in realization. “Oh- right!” The blonde couldn’t stop the chuckle from coming out of his throat. ‘I didn’t expect him to be so awkward!’ And he had to admit, he judged the hero too soon. His menacing looks were the total opposite to his sweet personality.

“Name’s Hawks. You?” he asked, receiving the purse from the tall hero. “Chimera.” He smiled. Hawks’s heart almost exploded!! His smile was so gentle and soft, a total contrast to his terrifying aura and looks! “So… What’s your Quirk? It’s hella unique!” Keigo commented. “Uhm… like a skinwalker..” Chimera mumbled. Takami was impressed. “A skinwalker? How cool!” he complimented.

“Thank you..” Chimera smiled.

And now they’ve been married for maybe two years? And Keigo is probably one of the happiest birds ever!

In his free time with Y/N, he would play a guessing game with him where Y/N had to transform into a person or an animal and Keigo had to guess who the person was or what animal it was! (He lost most of the time since he didn’t know much about animals… but he was excellent at recognizing people!”

The media would always talk about how scary the hero was, how he would turn into the scariest things just so he could fight. But Keigo? Total opposite! He is infatuated with how amazing Y/N’s Quirk is! Imagine being able to transform into a cerberus?!

Despite his terrifying and frightening aura and looks, he was such a sweet man! Whenever Keigo and Y/N went out together, he would scare almost everyone who laid eyes on him! The rest just glared at him with disgust, which Keigo hated.

One time, Keigo and Y/N had just got out of the 7-11 where he found himself staring at a hungry kitten. Y/N looked at him with an excited face. “Wait here!” he said before rushing back into the store. Keigo didn’t know what he was doing until he came out of the store with a small packet of cat food. His heart ached out of affection when he watched Y/N give the food to the young kitten. His soft gentle smile, a rare sight, brought joy and love to Keigo’s heart.

Shouta Aizawa (Eraserhead)

Both Y/N and Shouta probably met when they were in high school! But Y/N was in a different class which made them meet extremely late. During their 1st year, around their second semester, both class 1A and 1B were going to have their joint training. This is probably the first time he met Y/N, teaming up with him to go against another team.

Shouta looked over to his side, watching the boy who was much taller than he was. He was broad and frightening to look like. He honestly believed their team would immediately win just by having the H/C look at their opponents the way he was staring at Shouta–

‘Wait-’ He realized Y/N was looking right back at him. He instantly blushed and looked away, silently cursing himself for staring at the male. “Sorry…” he managed to mutter. He heard Y/N respond with a hum.

He turned back and found the tall male walking forward before jogging, and then sprinting. Before Shouta knew it, Y/N was sprinting and quickly turned into a peregrine falcon and flew off. Shouta noticed how he was flying so fast, as if he was flying 5km per minute which was impressive to the ravenhead.

And in a matter of minutes, their team had won!

Y/N had rendered the other team’s members unconscious and had won for his team. Shouta was speechless! Even Hizashi and Oboro who were watching from the viewer room were just as speechless as their best friend!

Shouta walked up to Y/N with an embarrassed look. Despite Y/N’s spine-chilling presence, he managed to utter a “thank you..” to Y/N. Y/N smiled at him, thanking him with a gentle voice. Shouta didn’t stop the shivers going down his spine. His gentle voice and smile was different from his looks and presence, a feeling of comfort from the H/C’s gentle voice.

And now they’re much older! Like… 12-13 years older.. And their love never faded! It even grew when they got married!

Shouta had just started the year with his new students, thankfully not expelling them like the last batch of students. He genuinely saw potential in all of them and Y/N noticed and did not regret teasing Shouta about it, much to his protests.

Y/N was seen as a creepy person by the news, for his towering height and his death glares. But Shouta knew it wasn’t true. Y/N was actually a big softie and sweetheart. He was a gentleman to all women, growing up with a mom who made sure he treated women with respect.

Like one time, they were out to eat and they saw a woman walking alone with a scared expression. Y/N, with no hesitation, walked over to the lady. She was about to scream for help because of how scary he looked, but she was calmed down by Y/N’s gentle and soft voice. He ended up guiding her to her car with no troubles.

Such a gentleman! No wonder Shouta is obsessed with his husband!

Toshinori Yagi (All Might)

The number one hero! A symbol of peace! Toshinori was proud of himself for finally making his dream come true after being Quirkless and being given One for All by his mentor. Not only that, but the blonde was happy he would’ve made his mentor, Nana, proud, bringing a soft smile to his face.

During one of his missions, he had to go to America and was partnered with one of the underground heroes named “Chimera” who would accompany him.

 He had to admit. Out of all the villains he had to face, including All for One— Chimera was the most terrifying. As a tall man himself, he wasn’t scared of him due to his height, for he was taller by 3 inches but his eyes… The way he practically stared into Yagi’s soul was already bone-chilling to him and made him even terrified by thinking what sort of Quirk the H/C could have.

He was impressed by Chimera’s quick thinking and fast agility, making things a breeze. And the way the hero switched between animals was impressive! And it was on the go as well! The blonde couldn’t help but appreciate the hero more.

After the mission, All Might went up to Chimera and gave him the brightest smile. “You’re really good with your Quirk!” he complimented. Chimera turned to him with a threatening stare, giving shivers down Toshinori’s spine. “Y-You’re really impressive..” The blonde managed to let out. “I-I’m All Might.” He extended his shaking hand towards the hero with a crooked and forced smile.

The blonde was surprised to see Chimera smile. He thought his smile would’ve been terrifying and bone-chilling– So he was shocked to see such a gentle smile. It was a small one, almost non-visible, but his smile was still there, gentle and soft. And in his voice, as gentle and as soft as his smile, he said, “Thank you” with his tender smile.

ALL MIGHT IS SMITTEN! By now, in his 20 year marriage with Chimera, he had gotten used to Y/N’s horrifying appearance and eventually loved how scary he looked, with his tall appearance and hostile stares.

The public, around 10 years into his marriage, was shocked to hear that the number one hero was married to such a creepy underground hero! And Toshinori did not care, he loved the way he was!

The public, until now, are still terrified of the hero, even after he retired before his husband. Toshinori didn’t care much about how he retired, or that he still had his scary reputation. He loved Y/N and that was that.

After Toshinori retired and used his real form, he realized how short he was compared to Y/N now. It was shocking but he didn’t mind it.

Husbands for 20+ years and they’re happy as the day they first met.

[sanflawoah]

Black Myth: Wukong ramblings because I'M GOING INSANE.

FOUR YEARS. I. DID. MY. WAITING. WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO EXPRESS MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS GAME.

(Lengthy words and massive spoilers below!)

First minutes into the game I was all chill expecting the opening to be a long prologue cutscene about JTTW, explaining core things you need to understand, a helpful guide for those unfamiliar with the lore beforehand. But NOOOOO....we jump straight ahead fighting ERLANG SHEN AND THE FOUR HEAVENLY KINGS. We're WIDE AWAKE.

About gameplay, the devs stated repeatedly that it's not a souls-like game, and more like a God of War ish. Yet so many still questions whether it's a souls-like and then went into the game just to say "meh not souls-like". Amazing density of head.

I really don't demand much for whatever mechanic they serve, I'm really just here for the monkey smash experience and the childhood nostalgia and the fresh aesthetics.

The character design?? The environment?? The architecture?? The statues?? Soooo beautiful oh my god you really need to stop and admire these things (when you don't have a boss shredding you) up close. Look up their inspirations and concept arts, some statues and buildings exist in real life and it's really mind boggling how they incorporate it into the story. The part where you fight with Yellowbrow at Thunderclap temple, what a creative choice, the idea of "miniature fight" on the temple altar. I'm farming so many screenshots for art references. 10/10 visuals, graphics will definitely fry your PC.

Again with the character designs. I'm really loving the absurd looking bosses one, really fresh take. Then to the celestials and yaoguais, I just..... OH they're ALL hella gorgeous. I've seen some people going "WOULD" towards Wukong or The Destined One and I don't blame you. I've had my fair share of neuron activation moment.

Erlang yoo, I was stunned at first with the way they present his personality during the opening, but turns out we got the reason for it near the ending :"(((. He was helping us all along ughsjsjsjsksdsd. Also, they know EXACTLY what they're doing by casting Andrew Koji as the english VA.

White Clad Noble? Half snake man hissing at you to get off his lawn. I feel kinda bad for him lmao, dude was just minding his business and we go monkey smash all over his place.

Keeper of Flaming Mountain? Neat hat and cool makeup bro, awesome yin yang palette and battle area design. BANGER THEME I'll get to it.

The Third Prince in Pagoda realm prison, why does he looks so good, you encounter this guy in his cell just suffering, and somehow he's still serving looks.

The girlies damn, the spider sisters are gorgeous, and YES even madam violet spider, come look at spider granny serving fashion and arachnophobia.

At first I was scared that they're going to sexualise the hell out of the spider sisters or any of the female characters, since the book itself tells their trait as luring men with their beauty (to be eaten though). But actually?? They're a lot tamer than I expected? I mentally prepared myself for the worst, like racy sexualised outfit and personality, but turns out they're all very normal. Like how you would see Tang dynasty inspired ladies. I braced for GTA or cyberpunk-like explicitness but thank god it's not the case, not at all.

Rakshasi and Pingping having the relatively "sexy" look, but then both of them had a moment where they're not actually their real selves, but rather a transformation of Zhu Bajie and Red Boy LMAO. Funny boner killer.

Talk about this boi, our Destined One. To be honest I was kinda disappointed when I found out he doesn't speak at all. Banters, insults, cackles, anything you would expect a Wukong-like personality, he doesn't have it.

I tried to think of a reason, and I think the dev's choice of making The Destined One silent kinda has a root to it. Our MC is NOT the Wukong himself, we are literally just some monke, and we're tasked to gather the six relics Wukong had scattered by retracing his journey. Also, I think it's a funny thought that probably it's just their personality difference, Wukong the loud, Destined One the quiet. Wukong sometimes does chaos for shits and giggles, our Destined One does chaos because we have to.

My theory: our Destined One is just non-verbal! Zhu Bajie even acknowledged it. When we first met him after defeating Kang-Jin Loong, he bantered "A furry coat and a pinched face, luck's all you've got", and he looked confused when we don't say anything back because Wukong would've returned the favour, "Great, another mute. Let's not dally". So the game actually acknowledges it, it's not like they intentionally muted us and have the NPCs acting as if we talk back to them all the time.

Non-verbal and asexual coded? I'll take it.

THE ANIMATED CUTSCENES??? OH MY GODDD. Impossible to put ALL the epic frames here. I really don't expect this from a game at all, real time cutscenes are great, but a WHOLE 2D AND STOP MOTION ANIMATED SCENE?? No wonder the full development took SIX years. You could pause the scenes at any frame and it's worthy of analysis.

The stop motion one really surprised me, how are they that dedicated. The plot as well, it started out romantic and escalated into HORROR real quick. Batshit insane, love it.

For many players, the animated cutscenes may be confusing on the first watch. So many references to JTTW, metaphors, mix of Chinese Taoism and Buddhism. I personally encourage people to look around in forums for explanations, plenty of the Chinese words are untranslatable into English, but it's all so worth the knowledge.

Enjoying the JTTW shows and contents as a child is all about the fun and giggles, understanding the lesson of it all as an adult hits me like bricks, especially with the way they're adapted in this game.

I CRIED?? A LOT??? Of all characters I could cry for, ZHU BAJIE?? Man is literally a nasty pervert in the book, living to the pig form indeed, but in this game he's a bit better. Sure he's still his natural pervert self, but since the game took place after JTTW, he surely had some character development. His animated love story cutscene, loorddd they have no business making it so full of freshly diced onions.

Love how each character in animations have different styles. Erlang's design in particular are different in each scenes. Most of the time he has dark hair, in others he has white hair and different armor, same goes for Wukong's design. I'd imagine the devs struggled to choose for one consistent design and decided to just fuck it and put them all in lmao.

And then THE SOUNDTRACKS, THE SOUNDTRACKS YALL. Love love love it when they incorporate buddhist prayer chants flawlessly into the soundrack. The soundtrack during the chapter one ending animation caught my attention with it, I asked around what mantra is it and they say it's probably Cundi Dharani? Please correct me if I'm wrong. The track is called "I See" in the official playlist. The lyrics too, my god, the way they narate the animations.

During the fight with Keeper of Flaming Mountains, IS THE SOUNDTRACK A RENDITION OF "FISHERMAN'S SONG AT DUSK"? IS IT? Losing my mind because it's my favourite chinese traditional piece. Half expected him to pull out a guzheng and blast me with phantom blade from the strings, IYKYK.

And of course, a new rendition of the classic JTTW theme. This will be my neighbour's favourite music for a while.

Some tidbits I like, apparently if you're idle for a while and Zhu Bajie is with you, sometimes he'll start to talk about past stories or lectures you. If you push him around for a few times he'll get annoyed, if you keep pushing him then he'll struck you with his rake lmaoooo. Perhaps we weren't so different from Wukong after all.

Another insane stuff is the headless singing guy. GoW has a talking disembodied head, now BMW has a HEADLESS singing man, literally a reverse Mimir.

The rematch with The Four Heavenly Kings YOOOOO I love their design so much. They look like statues from temples jumping straight to life. The stances! Throwing hands with them is the true Monke of War experience. The East King with his Pipa literally playing the background music, excellent touch.

This has been an insane scroll of yappings, I'll stop here (for now) and take a moment to touch grass. If you've been reading ALL THE WAY to this line, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to harm your braincells.

[kurogane2512]

Can i request a smut fic of Cabernet (with fem reader) like Shizo's request/enemies to lovers??Im hella thirsty for this woman 😞😞

Im so sorry for taking so long but here it is~

18+ CONTENT

Game: Path to Nowhere

Characters: Cabernet x fem!reader

Type: Smut

When you got hired by the Franc family to be their personal chef, you didn't expect to work for such a spoiled and bratty heiress. Cabernet Franc had a God tongue, to say the least. Every meal in the house was personally tasted and approved by her, and nobody dared to change her choice. She was raised this way, surrounded with wealth that gave her anything she wanted. At first, you were honored to work for the Francs. It was terribly difficult to be hired, after all.

Cabernet had a knack for the littlest of things, she could recognize even 1g worth of shift in ingredients and would deem the dish not suitable for her distinguished self. You started to hate her, or at least get irritated by her constant tantrums over food. Despite all that, she was incredibly beautiful with her luscious crimson hair and figure-hugging black dress she wore all the time. It was alluring, you were tempted to feast on her.

"Ms Y/n, Ms Cabernet sent this back saying it lacks her favorite fruits." Cabernet's butler came to you carrying a tray of fruits you had prepared for her.

"The grapes? I don't have them anymore, and I had already conveyed that to another attendant who buys groceries."

The butler hummed, "I see. Then, Ms Cabernet will personally meet you in some time. Please wait for her before making any more dishes."

Your brow twitched but you nodded then let out a sigh. In a few moments, you heard the soft thumping of a familiar cane and readied yourself to meet your lady.

"Good evening, Ms Cabernet." you said respectfully with a bow while Cabernet stood in front of you, slightly leaning on her cane and twirling her hair with her fingers.

"Good evening, Ms Y/n. I have been informed you are out of my favorite grapes, is that right?"

"Yes ma'am. I apologise for not looking over the groceries more carefully—"

"It's okay, you are not at fault." Cabernet smirked then looked around the kitchen and nodded at her butler who bowed to both of you and walked out, closing the door behind him. You felt slightly nervous now being alone with Cabernet, your face heated up slightly looking at her seductive figure yet you were sure she was going to give you some impossible task as compensation for the grapes.

"You know, Ms Y/n...." Cabernet walked closer to you, her heels and cane tapping on the marble floor, "You have been keeping up with my appetite and preferences quite well since you joined, save for a few mishaps that I'm generous enough to look over."

"Thank you, ma'am."

Cabernet smiled and stood directly in front of you, inches away. You could smell her exotic perfume and shampoo and your eyes lingered over her tempting lips. Cabernet gazed into your eyes and was well aware of your thoughts, you were just that easy to read.

"Your soul must be delicious....~" Cabernet's voice suddenly brushed past your ear, you didn't notice when she leaned in so close to your neck and was breathing in your scent. You flinced away from her but her arm was quicker to grab you and keep you in place. Fear arose in you realizing the position you were in, it felt as if you were being preyed upon by a hungry beast in front of you.

"You get frustrated by my requests and tantrums so much, yet you keep working diligently and haven't spoken of quitting ever. An admirable soul you have~"

You would be a fool to quit such a high paying job, even if your employer was hard to deal with. Not to mention, you didn't particularly hate her, she was just annoying at times.

"I... I'm just doing my job, chefs always face the wrath of customers and employers in the kitchen. We have to be resilient. I like cooking, I feel satisfied when you approve my dishes."

Though, you wish she didn't have such a varying palette and complicated needs. Like these grapes she spoke of, you had no idea where they were acquired from but she absolutely relished them. You didn't mind challenges, but she gave far too many.

"Oh? Interesting reply, seems I don't have to force you then~"

"Force me to do what....?"

Cabernet smirked and you felt her hot tongue lick your neck, a shiver running down your body, "To eat you~"

Now you really felt like a prey in the clutches of a hungry predator. Cabernet's body engulfed you completely, leaning into you making you rest against the counter.

"W-What? Are you crazy?!" you blurted out and pushed her away to run but she firmly held your wrist and stopped you.

"Uh huh, you cannot run from me, my Y/n~"

"The hell!? Release me! Help!" you shouted but you knew nobody could hear you, kitchen was huge and you were far from the door.

Cabernet smirked and pulled you towards her, your body falling into her arms. She wrapped her arms around you snugly and breathed your scent in more, letting out a pleasured sigh which almost sounded like a moan.

"Now, don't be scared. Just let me have a taste and I'll stop, I'll give you more benefits if you comply right now~"

"S-Stop.... I hate you..."

"Hehe, I know~ That's why you are all the more delicious to me~"

That was a lie, you didn't hate her. But you didn't know what else to say, you mind was going blank. Cabernet pushed you against the counter once again and slotted her knee between you legs, lightly rubbing you clothed core.

"Stop struggling, I'll make it paineless for you. Just let me have a small bite of your soul, then you can do anything you want with me~"

"A-Anything....?"

"Of course, have I ever lied to you, my Y/n?~"

You bit you lip then nodded and Cabernet lunged at you like a crazed beast, pinning you down on the counter and practically ripping your shirt open. She gazed at you tempting skin with haphazard breaths, clearly aroused by your mere scent and appearance. She was hot and sweaty, staring down at you with hunger in her eyes.

"Ahhh, how long I have waited.... to cutivate you... to grow you.... You are perfect for me, Y/n~"

She spoke of you like you were a food ingredient to her, and perhaps you really were. Cabernet finally dived in and kissed your nape, her lips profusely sucking on your skin while her tongue licked it up. She didn't bite you, but her sucking was intense and you were sure her lips would leave a hickey. You felt aroused feeling her taste you this way, but you soon felt drained as well, drained of life.

Your consciousness was close to fading when Cabernet let go and leaned up, you could see a familiar looking grape held in her mouth that she slowly bit into and ate. Her throat bobbed as she swallowed it delicately, relishing the taste and sighing in pleasure. It was exactly the kind of grapes she loved, now you knew how they were produced....

"Ahhh~ I want to eat you all in one go but I'd rather save you and enjoy you slowly.... So delicious your soul is~" Cabernet slurried on her words as she licked her lips, tasting the residual juice of the grape. You were panting now beneath her, it felt as if your blood was sucked out but she didn't even pierce your skin.

"As promised, do anything you want with me~ Shall I remove my clothes to make it easy for you, hm?~"

You slowly regained your senses and energy, watching her discard her dress and stand in front of you completely naked. You gritted your teeth then grabbed her body and slammed to the opposite counter, holding her left leg up to your waist and rubbing your knee on her core. Cabernet moaned at your rough movement, but her hands possessively wrapped around you to keep you close.

"I don't hate you, Ms Cabernet. But you annoy me with your demands so much!"

Cabernet simply chuckled and treaded her fingers through your hair before grasping them and pulling your head back roughly, "And you are so adorable when you try hard for me~"

You clicked your tongue then plunged your hand between her legs and cirled her clit, a low gasp leaving her mouth. You rubbed her clit vigorously, pinching and rolling it with your fingers while your knee continued rubbing her slit.

"O-Oh.... this is good~ Give me more.... take out your frustration on me~"

You removed your own pants and underwear then spread Cabernet's legs and thrusted into her, your clit bumping against hers as you grinded your body together. All you thought was of the moments she annoyed you, made unreasonable demands and looked down at you. You thought of all that and rubbed against her, her legs wrapped around your waist and she pulled you closer, moaning in your ear.

She bucked her hips into you and you both sought your release, Cabernet clenched your shirt and tilted her head back as you kissed her neck. Your hips didn't stop at all, shaking and thrusting into her as if you were possessed. Wet sounds of your slick echoed in your ears as your clits rolled over, arousal dripping down your thighs.

"Yes! Yes! Faster~ Make me cum~ Aaaaahn!~" Cabernet let out a sultry moan as she released and practically squirted over you, you still grinded against her to chase your release and Cabernet's body shook with pleasure and overstimulation, her tongue lolling out and eyes rolled to the back of her head.

"Ngh.... y-you are insufferable, Ms Cabernet!~"

Cabernet chuckled and bit on your shoulder, a low hiss leaving your lips as you felt her bite deep into you as if trying to draw out blood. You finally came and released against her slit, your juices mixing together. You panted out together as Cabernet embraced you like a lover, but you were aware she only thought of you as her possession now.

[huggybearhughes43]

Oh myyyy hahahaah

Very brief idea but can you write an Lyon smut where he finds y/n in the crowd in one of the games and has love at first sight , and asks his manager to ask for her number??

Maybe like she says yes to the date but she’s never been on a proper date because she’s been busy over work and family, waiting for the right person and almost his age where all of her friends are married and she’s lonely -

Relationship starts slow and romantic and he teaches her what love is patiently and when shes finally ready Alex cums on his pants because he’s so horny😂 y/n helps him out and then they literally fuck everywhere in his house the whole weekend😂😂 would be fun if he comes dominant as time passes???

I’m sure you’ll glorify this idea waaaay cooler🥹

Thank you🥹💖✨

All mine

Alex Lyon x Fem! Reader

Warnings- smut, mentions of marriage, readers mom being hella controlling, squirting, like one hickey, riding, sex on a counter, protected sex

Summary- in the request

Word count- 3.2k (I think this is my longest yet)

As of the moment, I was sandwiched between my two best friends at a hockey game. They were bickering back and forth about which team would win. The girl on my right, Johanna, was dead set on the red wings winning. But, Dallas on the other hand, was convinced the panthers would win. Me though, I didn’t care. I figured this past Christmas I could kill two birds with one stone and purchase them both tickets for the same game. I enjoyed hockey, really, but I never had the time to watch it enough to develop a favored team.

That’s all I heard throughout the game, their bickering back and forth. Detroit was losing heavily and Dallas didn’t loose the chance to rub it in Johanna’s face. She scoffs and sits back in her seat, crossing her arms. “We’re only losing because our goalie is distracted.” “And whose fault is that? Oh right, his.” I shake my head and mimic Johanna’s moments, leaning back and crossing my arms. Our seats were close, about four rows from the ice. If any player wanted to, they’d be able to look at us and tell every detail of our faces.

“Aren’t you supposed to like the Dallas stars or something.” Johanna retorts, making fun of his name. “Oh you think you’re so fucking funny, don’t you?” His bitterness rubs off when he hears the buzzed timer go off to declare the panthers win. He stands up and cheers, making me laugh. Johanna groans and rolls her head back in defeat. I couldn’t help put notice Detroit’s goalie skating over to exit the rink. I couldn’t help but shake the feeling that he was staring at me. My suspicions were confirmed when he walks up to a lady towards the side, pointing at me, saying something that I couldn’t quite make out.

He knows I’ve spotted him when he gives me a charming smile before walking off the ice with the rest of his team. I nudge Johanna and tell her exactly what happened. Her face lights up as the three of us stand up to leave. But we’re interrupted by the lady rushing up to us. She was older but not too much older. She had a sweet smile plastered on her face. “Hello,” she greets. Johanna grabs onto my arm excitedly as if she knows exactly who this lady is, well she probably did. “My names Laura, do you happen to know who Alex Lyon is?”

Johanna shakes my arm, “he’s Detroit’s goalie.” I glare and Johanna, “yeah I got that.” I giggle and look back at the lady. “Sure I do, what about him?” She smiles softly, “Well, he’s asked me to get your number for him. No pressure though, he’ll understand if you reject.” She taps on a not pad and pen in her hands. Johanna practically squeals and I sigh, holding out my hands for the notepad. Dallas looks over my shoulder and nods along as I write down my number and give it back to her. “Can confirm, it’s her real number. It’s rare for her to give guys her real number.” Johanna elbows Dallas in his stomach and mutters a quiet “shut up, Dallas.”

The three of reluctantly part our ways, driving to our own homes. I can’t help but glance at my phone constantly, waiting for the goalie to message me. The second I walk through my front door my phone rings. My heart almost jumps out of my chest, pulling my phone out to look at it. I scoff when I see Johanna’s name on the screen. “Hey Johanna.” I pick up the FaceTime. “What?” She mocks, “were you expecting someone else? Maybeeeee a hockey player?” She snorts. I roll my eyes and mutter a “shut up.”

I flop down on the couch with the phone still in my hands. She picks on me about it for the next half hour, slipping in some comments about how I was lucky. “J, I just dunno if I’ll have time to date him…” “you’re kidding right? I don’t mean to sound like I’m encouraging you to date him for his money… but think about it! You guys last and you’ll be set for life!” “Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, he hasn’t even texted me yet.” And like clockwork a message from an unknown number pops up. It reads, “hey I’m Alex, that goalie, I just saw you in the crowd at the game… distracted me the whole time.” I read the message aloud to Johanna, making her squeal.

I soon hung up on Johanna to text the boy. That’s how the whole night went, we texted for hours, eventually FaceTiming. We only hung up because he had to get up early the next day for his job, though neither of us wanted to. Of course, I turned and told Johanna every single detail. The way we spoke to each other made me feel like I had known him for years. The next morning I was happy and energetic. This wasn’t normal for me as I was particularly grumpy most mornings. But the name on my phone as it rang soiled the good morning.

“Hey ma, how are you?” I figured Johanna accidentally slipped up while talking to her. My mom had this whole thing planned out, marriage by 23 and my first kid by 25. But now I’m 27 and not even in a relationship. My ma, she urged it. “Y/n, what’s this I’m hearing about a man in your life? And you haven’t told me?” I roll my eyes before speaking as I walk into my kitchen. “Ma, I haven’t even met the guy. I spoke to him over the phone of the first time last night.” “Y/n. Don’t screw this one up, all your cousins have already gotten husbands and children, even ones younger than you.” And with that she hung up.

I sighed and stared at my phone for a few seconds, thinking about what she said. I gnaw at my lip as I open Alex’s contact and click the call button. I figured he was awake as he was meant to be at the rink in an hour. He picks up in a heart beat. “Hey Alex” I laugh softly, “I was wondering if you were maybe interested in going out on a date.” He takes a second to respond and I get nervous fast. “Yeah- yeah, I mean that would be great! I’m free tonight? If… y’know that’s good with you!” “Yeah,” I smile even though he couldn’t see me, “that sounds great”

The rest of the day felt like torture, waiting for him to pick me up. I figured to not wear makeup as I wasn’t wearing any at the game. I slipped into a casual red dress with black heels and a black purse. The dress was flowery and loose, the purse crossed on my body and the heels were low. I sat on my couch as I patiently waited for him, it wasn’t the best idea but I had sent him my address after the call. The knock on the door made me jolt from my seat, standing up abruptly. I open my front door and my face turns to a hue that I was sure matched my dress.

“Is it too much?” He asks softly. He had black slacks on with a stripped polo. Red and black stripes, we matched. My smile grows when I see what he was holding. A dozen roses. “No, it’s not too much, thank you.” I grab the flowers and make my way to the nearby kitchen, placing them in a vase before finding him again. “Should we go?” I ask with a smile. “Yeah, yeah, let’s go.” He returns the smile and holds his hands out and I take it.

The date was nice, he took me to a corner restaurant, it was family owned and nice. I explained to him about how my mom was, what she wanted from me. He listened to everything I said, not leaving anything unheard. Then it was his turn, I found it cute how he was so passionate about his career. He explains how he’s sad that they lost the game the night before but to have me sitting in front of him, that it was worth it. I can’t help but smile at his words. He also explains how the second he caught a glimpse of me that he couldn’t think of anything else for the remainder of the game.

The drive home was anything but quiet. I discovered we had the exact same music taste when he gave me the aux. He rolled his windows down and we sung to the songs as the wind flowed through the car. We giggled through the lyrics and even when we arrived at my home, he walked me to my door. I open the door to go in but before I do I turn around and look up at him. “Thank you… for this, I mean- I had an amazing time.” I look at him with a tilt of my head, smiling up. “I had a good time too…” he smiles back, reach his hand to tuck a strand of hair behind my ear.

We stared at each other for a moment before he made the first move. He leaned down and softly pressed his lips to mine. He pulls away with a goofy smile plastered on his face. “Have a good night, y/n.” “You too, Alex.” I say before going inside, reluctantly closing the door behind me. As you could probably guess, in less than thirty minutes I was on FaceTime with Johanna, telling her every last detail. She basked in my love life, complaining every now and then that she wishes she were me. Then my mom called me, I sigh and bid Johanna a goodbye.

“Hey, Ma.” I say through a sigh. “Have you met him yet?!” She practically sighs through the phone. I pull the phone away from my ear before putting it back to respond to her. “Yes, I met him today.” “Have you started planning the wedding?” “What?!” “Well, if not then get to it.” Then she hangs up. I scoff in disbelief before sitting my phone down.

That’s how the next few weeks went, Alex and I going on dates whenever our schedules allowed it. I made him aware that I wasn’t ready for anything more than kissing, I told him that I didn’t want to regret anything. He completely understood and didn’t go any further than what I asked. The furthest ever going was a make out session on my couch, that was followed by cuddling and him staying the night.

And that leads to today, Alex had stayed the night before. He was utilizing my shower as I cooked breakfast for the two of us. Loud bangs come from my front door. Any other person would be alarmed but by the old voices shouting I could tell it was my mother. I switch the stove off before making my way to the door. “Ma, what’s the matter?” I ask as I open the door. She opens her mouth to speak before her attention is caught by something else. Alex walks out of my bathroom with a towel around his waist. “Who the hell is knocking like that?” Him and my mom make eye contact and he instantly realizes his mistake.

My mom pushes past me, inviting herself into my home and walking towards a clearly uncomfortable Alex. I close the door and prepare for the worst. I stare in shock as my mom grabs Alex’s face, pulling him down to her short height to what it looks like examine him. His wide eyes find mine and I have to cover my mouth to hold back my laugh. My mom completely ignored the fact that he was covered by a single towel. “Hm, this is him, then?” My mom tsks disapprovingly before letting him go.

“Baby, go put some clothes on.” Alex takes the chance to slip into my bedroom and away from my mother. “Baby?” She scoffs, “that is a grown man.” I can’t help but laugh. “Ma, it’s a nickname. What’re you doing here?” “I came to tell you in person that your youngest sister has gotten engaged.” My eyes go wide, “what?! She’s eighteen?” “The perfect age of you ask me.” “Whatever, ma.” My mom scoffs, “don’t whatever me, young lady!” “Ma, you’re not going to come into my home to yell at me.” I snap back.

She was about to respond but I’d cut off by Alex stepping out of my room. He scratches his neck as he makes his way to stand next to me. “Do you plan on proposing to my daughter anytime soon?” She crosses her arms. I already warned Alex to not be intimidated by her. He looks down at me then back to my mom. “Maybe, in the future.” He says sternly to her. She scoffs and throws her hands up. “Maybe?!” She looks at me, “do you hear this man?” “Yes, ma. I hear him loud and clear. If you’ve come here to scold me and my boyfriend I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

She shakes her head, muttering a thousand things under her breath as she makes her way to the front door. She exits and I close the door, turning around to see Alex with a shit eating grin on his face. “What?” I furrow my brows at him. “You called me your boyfriend.” I roll my eyes and smile. “Yeah, yeah, don’t let your ego get too big.” I say as I walk up to him, rising on my tippy toes to press a kiss to his lips. I begin to pull away but he stops me, pulling me in once again for a heated kiss. My hands slip under his shirt, resting on his lower stomach. He sucks in a deep breath, I could tell he was hoping I didn’t notice as we kissed but I did. He grew hard just from an innocent touch.

I lead him to my couch, sitting him down and then crawling into his lap. I sit down on his tent fully, not pausing the kiss. He tries his absolute hardest to not take control and have me right there. He gently rests his hands on my hips. After about five minutes of making out I decide to tease him. I slowly circle my hips, grinding onto his hard clothed dick deliciously slow. He whines into the kiss, still refusing to move my hips himself. He keeps my wish, not touching me. My hips don’t stop, my movements growing faster. He moves from the kiss, throwing his head back as he lets moans flow from his lips.

I hold my hands on his shoulders for support as I grind harshly. His jaw drops and his legs shake softly. I keep moving until his shaking stops and his grip on my hips tighten. I raise my hips off of him and look down at his sweatpants. There was an obvious wet stain on his crotch. I look up at him and smile. He rolls his eyes, his pinks a light pink hue, “shut up.” I giggle and move to sit next to him. I run my hands along his jaw as I think. He looks at me and smiles, “what’s going on in that pretty little head of yours?”

“I’m ready” his eyes go wide, obliviously knowing what I was referring to. “A-are you sure? I mean, if you don’t want to, you don’t have to.” I shut him up by pressing my lips to his once again. “Y/n…” he mumbles against my lips. “If you really wanna do this, I want you to be in control, okay? Want you to be able to stop at any second.” I pull away from him and nod, climbing back into his lap. I reach for the bottom of my tank top and pull it off of myself, revealing my naked breasts. He takes time to give attention to each one before moving back to kissing my lips.

We help each other out of our clothes and he ends up laying down on the couch with me on top and a condom hugging his cock. I brace myself, holding my hands on his chest as i sit down. For a moment I was convinced he would fit at all, but with some easing I sat all the way down. Alex’s hands held my hips tightly as I threw my head back, not moving until I got used to his size. Eventually, I roll my hips on him. We moan out in unison as I ride him slowly.

He doesn’t keep himself from moaning as he discovered each moan made my pussy flutter. My movements falter and he takes over, moving my hips back and forth on his dick. I whine out as I lean down to kiss him. My cunt clenches around him, telling him I was oh so close to cumming. He keeps his paste as I cum around his dick. He smiles against my lips, swallowing my moans. He disconnects the kiss, moaning as he cums into the condom, filling it up. I tiredly move off of him so he could get rid of the condom.

As he was throwing away the condom, I walk up to him in the kitchen and wrap my arms around his back. “What’re you doing?” “How many condoms do you have?” I move to be in front of him and in his view. “Five, it was a six pack.” He raises a brow, “why?” “Go get another one.” He doesn’t hesitate, rushing into our bedroom to get another one from the box. While I wait for him, I hop on top of the counter, spreading my legs for him for when he comes back.

He walks back in with the condom already snug on his dick. He stands in between my legs, pressing his lips to mine in another kiss. He likes himself up before sinking in, not holding back this time. He knew that my pussy was already used to him, moving almost immediately. I throw my head back, subconsciously. He rushes to put his hand on the back cabinet, cushioning where I laid my head. His other finger reaches down to my clit, rubbing slow and antagonizing circles.

“Fuck, baby, you’re so fucking wet for me.” He moans into the kiss. “All mine.” He assures as his thrusts grew harsher and faster. He felt my pussy clench around him, making him aware that I was close to cumming once again. “Cum for me, do it.” He pulls away from the kiss and moves down to suck marks into my neck. This gesture sends me over the edge, my juices squirting all over his lower abdomen. His thrusts grow sloppy as he fills the condom up with his warm ropes of cum once again. At first I was embarrassed with the mess until he smirked and pressed a haste kiss to my lips before speaking. “I’m gonna make you do that on my dick four more times, sound good to you?”

And he kept his promise, finding any suitable surface, making my cunt squirt on him over and over until he was finally satisfied. But who knows, maybe my mom is right, maybe this is the man I wanna marry.

[thewriterowl]

If you are taking prompts, what are your thoughts on baseball? Because I just went to a baseball game (blue jays, we lost 8-1) and I can't get the idea of a baseball AU our of my head. Like, Din is a player on the team, like a catcher or something. I don't think Luke would play but maybe like a celebrity fan or something who throws the first pitch and Din catches it and falls in love. Idk

Gasp! Baseball AU! Din with the baseball player butt! (I hope your team wins next time!)

Maybe Luke is a celebrity or just a fan who wins a raffle. Perhaps he likes baseball a lot and either went a different route with sports, wasn't able to pursue it, or lost his arm in an accident and it just didn't work out. But he LOVES going to games and Din is HELLA sexy.

Like he is named as DILF for sure. And when he is convinced to do a sexy calendar with the team for charity, it is sold out and his image alone is hella downloaded. He has so many thirst-trap tiktoks made by fans (and Luke has saved them all--so many Hey Sexy Lady playing when he moves). With his curly hair, scruff, broad shoulders, and natural sauntering (every says he is for sure walking with something big) he has everyone going feral over him.

Luke, shamefully, thinks he is gorgeous as well and a little crush too. And he is SO excited when he gets the chance to do the opening pitch and BAM. It hits Din's glove at like 93mph and as a straight strike. Luke then unleashes one of his big, bright as the sun grins, jumping up with excitement that he landed it and well...Din is doomed. Din is very, very doomed.

Din tells the coach to keep Luke close and since Din has never shown any interest in anything like this before, he has to see what happens from this because this just got SUPER interesting.

And Luke is hella pretty with a fine ass so the team is all fine with him staying close.

[bonpocalypse]

i’m repaying the favor

NERDY PRUDES HEADCANONS GO

NERDS AND PRUDES?!?! NERDY PRUDES!!! Okokok let’s do this

Richie and Ruth have been best friends since Kindergarten. They are almost never seen without each other around school.

Adding on to that, Ruth spends literally all her time at Richie’s house to the point where his parents consider her another Lipschitz child.

Richie’s guilty pleasure anime is Sword Art Online.

Just to add my other fandoms into the mix, but Richie got hooked onto Twisted Wonderland and forced both Peter and Ruth to download it. They don’t play often but Richie has hella SSRs on both the Japanese server and the English server. Same goes for Genshin. I know he’s that type of nerd.

After the disappearance of Ted, Pete refuses to step foot anywhere near Beanies. He misses his brother guys :((

Steph and Pete’s first kiss was at homecoming under the bleachers. They be making out while Grace terrorizes Jason for being a dirty dude.

Gender-fluid Steph.

Actually, none of the nerds are cishet. Pete and Richie are trans ftm, Steph uses any pronouns, and Ruth is trans mtf. Grace thinks she’s the only cishet but she’s wrong, hon is AroAce.

Ruth and Richie make it a game to see how many times they can mess with Pete’s suspenders before he says something. Their high score is 7 times!

Richie tried doing track and field in high school as “training” but only went to one practice and called it quits

Ruth writes fanfiction✨

She gives the printed drafts to Richie and Pete to read over before posting it online.

All of them got Grace to play Dungeons and Dragons with them. She didn’t enjoy it that much but is sticking around. Richies the DM.

The nerdy prudes all have occasional sleepovers where they reenact monologues, debate over different fandoms, or just anything goofy. They always choose Steph’s house to go to since it’s big and cool and the mayors house

Ruth and Richie kissed under the bleachers at a football game during half time. They thought it was goofy and didn’t explore anything after that.

There’s hundreds of videos of Richie, Ruth, and Pete growing up together. Richies favorite is the three of them lipsyncing to Single Ladies and doing the dance moves from the music video.

They reenact that during high school and somehow got Steph and Grace to join in

Ruth, Richie, and Pete all frequently went to summer camps growing up and were the little menaces putting frogs under Grace’s bedsheets.

[ticklishbeans4]

Ok well now I gotta give my Finn, Jake, and Prismo headcanons. It's law.

I've been getting sucked back into Adventure Time as of late, so this is law lol

Finn The Human

Ler-

He's became more of a ler as he got older and got more practice with tickling.

He's generally a playful ler and loves to play tickle games with his friends.

His favorite thing to do is wiggle his fingers just over his lees tickle spot and tease them with stuff like "I'm gonna get you!" or "I'm not even touching you!"

He'll challenge the lee to see how long they can last being tickled/keep their arms up/keep still.

He'll definitely laugh along with his lee, no doubt about it.

Lee-

He's a silly lee, very wiggly and tends to kick or punch, so he usually needs to be held down.

His worst spots are his knees, belly, ribs, and feet.

He has a high pitched squeaky tickle laugh, sometimes does his scream when a really bad spot gets targeted.

His biggests lers are Jake (obviously), Bubblegum, and Marceline. Though Bubblegum usually disguises it as "needing help with an experiment"

He was a huge lee as a kid, loved getting tickle senseless by his friends. As he got older he still enjoyed being tickled, but not as much as he used too.

It was especially rare that he let anyone tickle him after Jake died, but it happened occasionally, usually only with Marceline or Bubblegum.

Jake-

You just KNOW Jake is the biggest ler in all of Ooo.

His ability to stretch and shrink and bend his body in all types of ways makes him near unstoppable.

He targets Finn, Prismo, Lady, and his kids the most, but he's definitely not afraid to attack other people.

He usually goes for an all out attack, getting a lees worst spots and utterly wrecking them. But he can be gentler if he needs too.

Definitely will tease a lee for being so ticklish, and uses the old "Tickle tickle tickle" or "Coochie coochie coo!" And if he finds out a lee can't say tickle, he'll keep going till they say it.

He sometimes doesn't realize when someones had enough, but he's usually really good about it.

Has definitely ratted out Finns worst spots and has tickled him in front of people before to embarrass him.

Lee-

Not as big as lee as he is a ler, but still enjoys being tickled.

Not super ticklish, but his spots are his belly, behind his ears, his feet, and the lower part of his ribs.

His powers make him tougher than most when it comes to tickling, so it takes a lot to get him to tap out.

He is hella weak to raspberries though, those take him out, same with feathers or anything buzzy. Once Finn jokingly attacked him with an electric toothbrush and Jake banned them from the tree house.

Mans is almost not tease-able. He can't be flustered by most teases. But if a ler tells him a bunch of bad jokes while tickling him he'll get flustered.

The people that get him the most are Finn and Lady. His kids used to gang up on him, but not so much anymore. Sometimes Marceline pretends to be about to eat him, just to blow a raspberry on him.

Prismo-

Ler-

He's not much of a ler, but he does like messing with his friends now and again.

Jake is his favorite target, but he's also gotten Finn and even Simon once or twice.

It's hard to be playful like that with the other cosmic entities.

He technically can't touch anyone, but he can summon things, or even just snap his fingers and make someone feel like their being tickled.

He laughs along with a lee cause he thinks their reactions are funny, and often teases a lee about how silly their face is or how funny the noises they make are.

Lee-

He really really likes being tickled, but absolutely cannot for the life of his ask for it.

He's summoned Jake more than once just for a tickle fight, though he had to pretend it was for other stuff. Jake always sees through it though.

He actually had no idea he was ticklish till Jake decided to test it out when they were chillin once. Jake just scratched at the spot where Prismo's belly would be and both of them were shocked when Prismo laughed.

Turns out his worst spots are his belly, neck, hips, and thighs.

His usual lers are Finn and Jake, really they're the only ones who tickle him, as no one else has ever tried, and he's way to nervous to ask anyone else.

He does his best to keep still when being tickled, but sometimes can't handle it and disappears somewhere in the cube. He'll come back pretty quickly, but only if the ler promises to not make fun of him for running.

[themonotonysyndrome]

"Wait? What is this? Is this your closet!? This is more clothes than we have in our entire manor! What - "

"Excuse me, what is this? Nooo, you don't know! Shh, shh, shh! Nope. Stop talking. Baby, I don't give a damn what this is used for before you met me, I-I just need to see you in this right now."

"What else we got in here? Alright, ah... this. And this. And -

*Cue Castin's gasp of shock, awe & disbelief sdnjfknsdkfj*

"What is this? All this time I thought you had drip in Intacia, but... I wasn't familiar with your game. Alright, this is... I gotta process this. Matter of fact, we're 'bout to put on a little fashion show. Yes, now. You shouldn't have let me see this. Now I'm horny. Let's go. Lemme watch you get change. Or wait no, don't, don't - I wanna see the whole transformation at once. Yes! Alright, here; try this one one first and I'mma go get on that tub."

MWAH!

"Love you ❤️"

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So since it's now Canon that the Baroness is one hella of a fabulous woman with a walk-in closet full of sexy clothing, I wanted to share just what kind of style my Baroness is rocking in for every occasion.

Pray for Castin's sanity and pants 😂

Let's go! Lady Gaga's Fashion on loudspeakers and on full blast!

Celica opts for something much looser for everyday wear (and sometime for dates too) since Intacia is a hot country. Her go-to outfits are often dresses and shorts. In fact, she had to get used to actually wearing clothes because back in the Empire, Celica was mainly naked during Summer whenever she was at home.

The first time Castin walked into her office and saw her having a debriefing with a few Imperial male and female servants while fully naked, they had to call in his Captains to drag Castin outside and beat out his possessive aggression. Celica learned her lesson after that sdnfjknsdkf.

Anyway!

References are below:

But what about when it's a lovely day outside? Good enough for a jaunt in the woods on a horse? Let's look at riding gears and outfits!

Celica's style is leather and lace, but she'd also wear other protective materials so she can comfortably rough it out when needed.

References are below:

Now for the fun part... formal wear! I'm talking about parties, soirees, royal balls - everything and anything required to show off her position in high societies.

Now, since she's been taught to use her body as an advantage, most of her dresses are meant to teasingly reveal her curves. Nude-illusion-type dresses that are littered with jewellery are also something Celica favours greatly. She likes how pretty she feels in them, enjoys driving Castin crazy with want and the best part? She knows she's hot shit so she's not doing it for her vanity.

It's for the good of all humanity!

References are below:

That's it for now! This sure was fun!

[murfeelee]

BG3 INSP: Escape the Nautiloid

Githyanki Woman: Abomination! This is your end! Narrator: Your head throbs and your skin tingles. Visions run past: a dragon's wing, a silver sword--and a flash of your face seen through the strange woman's eyes. Githyanki Woman: Ugh, my head! What is this? Tsk'va! You are no thrall? Vlaakith blesses me this day! Together, we might survive. Imps block the path forward. You will assist me in destroying them--we must reach the helm before we transform. Ryuu: Transform? What do you mean? Githyanki Woman: We carry Mind Flayer parasites! Unless we escape--unless we are cleansed--our bodies and minds will be tainted and twisted. Within days we will be ghaik: Mind Flayers! Ryuu: We are turning into Illithid? There must be something we can do! Githyanki Woman: We can do nothing until we escape--that must be our priority. Ryuu: I am Ryuu; who are you? Lae'zel: Who am I? Your only chance of survival, Lae'zel. Ryuu: Is the helm our way out of here? Lae'zel: It is where we might gain control of the gh'ath--this Nautiloid ship. Once in command, we will deal with our ghaik captors. We will address the matter of a cure for this infection once we reach the Material Plane. Ryuu: Onward then. The ship won't be able to take another dragon attack. We need to get out before it's too late.

-- Baldur's Gate 3

MY THOUGHTS (mini rant) & CC CREDITS

MY THOUGHTS

Unpopular opinion, but I LOVE Lae'zel. She's my favorite character in the whole game (EASY #2's my daughter Karlach 🥰). People say Lae'zel's hella mean, but I like her whole melting the ice queen shtick.

My biggest complaint about BG3 is that most of the companions are way too irrelevant--other than Halsin, Lae'zel's the only one closely tied to the actual frikkin plot (unless you count that annoying wench Shadowheart blabbing about Lady Shar all frikkin day. I haven't dealt with her & the Nightsong yet). I was with Lae the whole time: get these nasty AF parasites out of my frikkin body RIGHT NOW. 🤮 To the creche! (Then we got to the creche and I was like jfc. 👀💀)

And her going on & on about Queen Vlaakith was way more interesting than Shadowheart with Lady Shar & her whole amnesia excuse (plus I just don't like her, so.... XD).

The Githyanki were giving me strong Qunari vibes from Dragon Age--but that's not surprising, since Bioware made the first two Baldur's Gate games & DA likely lifted at lot from D&D. Lae's kinda like a way more intense Sten or Iron Bull? And both the Gith & the Qun have dragon-obsessed cultures; these are my people. 💪😤

CC CREDITS

- Midnight Hollow lighting mod

- Tank pose w/ 75% OMSP resizer

- Skyrim dragon by me

- Fireextinguisherfailfx is a GREAT Fog Emitter fire-breathing effect, which I realized when I had Ryuu detonate the parasite pool, and the explosion set sim!Lae'zel on frikkin fire! That orange burst when the extinguisher fails is just perfect.

I was dying when Ryuu just STOOD there while she did all the work putting out the fires, after I told him to put out the fire FIRST! Typical; Dark Urges can't be bothered helping people, I guess. XD

Fortunately for sim!Lae, there was a nifty Restoration Station nearby where she could wash all the soot off:

- Lae outfit from Dragon Valley, boots & bracers at TSR

- Ryuu Dragon Age staff acc by @greenplumbboblover

[stinkypardonpete]

RE4!LEON S. KENNEDY X MALE READER PART:2

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{A/N: This fanfic is a bit sloppy and not really detailed as my first one and I’m sorry for that! But this is part two of my first fanfic! REMEMBER everything in this fanfic is made up and not real and did not happen in the actual Resident Evil 4 game.}

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plot: You and Leon on a mission together to rescue baby eagle(Aka Ashley). While killing some infected you get a big scratch on your leg. You try to ignore it and hide it so Leon doesn’t see because you don’t want to bother him more. When he finds out about your injury he tells you his real feelings for you.

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Leon and I walked slowly and quietly around the houses of the now infected village. Leon still hasn’t talked to me that wasn’t about the mission, I wished that we still talked even if he hated me. There were two old infected women who’s faces was wrapped in bandages, Leon put his arm in front of you and signaled for you to hide behind a wooden crate.

The infected ladies let out snarls and hisses but didn’t hear me or Leon. “Let’s head out that way, there’s not as many infected there.”, I inquired to Leon. The path we were planning on taking would pass the center of the village, where most of the infected were. Leon’s eyebrows furrowed together and his eyes narrowed at the path I was pointing at. A second later he huffed, “Yeah, sure.” He answered bluntly.

The path was covered in foot marks from who I assume were the infected. Reddish-brown leaves coated some parts of the dark brown mud. The path was peaceful until an infected man shuffled right in front of us. It scared me and Leon until the man started limping towards us. Leon acting fast, trudged to the man and slit his throat. The infected’s blood sprayed until the body went limp and fell to the ground. The noise of the body falling attracted many other infected to come our way.

“Well the party certainly came.” Leon sighed as he cocked his gun. Sometimes I forget that Leon is just a man who got his life taken away from, I know he’s still the nice Leon somewhere in him. I reloaded my gun and retighten my utility belt as I got ready to shoot any infected. Suddenly, lots and lots of infected people started hustled to me and Leon. Me and Leon didn’t focus on each other and instead focused on killing all these infected people. After about 10 minutes of on-going fighting, my body started aching and cramping up. I knew if I stopped moving for even a second I would be at the mercy of the infected. “Leon! We need to find a house to rest at! My body is giving up on me!”, I heaved out. My body was sweating like crazy(I like me a sweaty muscled body….LOOKING AT YOU MR. KENNEDY), it felt like more and more infected was coming every second. Leon observed my face, seeing the tears that were slowly starting to form in my (E/C) eyes. Leon quickly scanned the area and saw a house that seemed empty. “Reader! Come here!”, Leon blurted out to me. I look over at Leon who was killing every infected in his way. I start stabbing my way through the infected until I felt a sharp and excruciating pain on my right ankle, I don’t think about it and I run inside of the house.

“Fuck, are you okay?”, I asked Leon, who was leaning against the wall. I’m not gonna lie, he looked hella hot with his sweat making his golden bangs stick to his forehead. The chest compression shirt that complimented his strong muscles(AND HIS BIG ASS MIKERS🥰⁉️⁉️⁉️). He looks so irresistible and attractive at this angle. Wait, what am I thinking? Yes I’ve liked Leon for a while but there’s no way in hell he would like me back, I’m a man… I suddenly remember the giant scratch on my ankle. I pull up my pant sleeve and examine the cut. My finger reaches at the cut and I hiss at the pain the touch gave me. I didn’t carry any medical stuff with me or any herbs so I knew I was screwed. I knew Leon might have some but I didn’t want to bother him any longer since he already hated me.

I hear Leon moving off the wall and I quickly pull my pant leg down to hide the cut but Leon noticed this. “What happened?”, he said aggressively at me. I look up at him and I feel my face warm up a bit. “Ah-nothing! Just rubbing something off.” I answered back. The pain was throbbing like hell. It felt like someone was stabbing me over and over again. Leon narrowed his eyes at me and kneeled in front of me. “Don’t lie to me reader, what happened?” He said sounding a bit more soft. I told him again that it was nothing and not to worry about me. He rolled his eyes and grabbed my arm and dragged me towards the rusty bed and sat me down on it.

Leon pulled the pant leg up and gasp at the giant scar on my ankle. He leans his hand at the cut and grazes over it softly. It hurt a lot. I whimpered at the pain and moved my arm away from his hand. Leon looks up at me and asked how much it hurt, to which I replied with ‘It hurts like crazy’. He grabs his bag and searches for any herbs or bandages. He brings out an alcohol bandages. He pours a bit of alcohol of a cotton ball and looks up at me. “This is gonna hurt..”, he warned me as I nodded sadly back at him. He slowly brings the alcohol-coated ball to the top of my cut and i stuttered the words ‘Fuck’ and ‘stop’ at the burning sensation. Leon muttered an apology as he continued to dab the cotton ball on me.

The silence was loud. The awkwardness between us was too much, I wanted to say something but I kept quiet. Leon groaned and nervously said, “So uh, how have you been lately?”. His question surprised me a bit before I answered back. “Oh it’s been alright..”. I would’ve been better if you actually talked to me. “That’s good” Leon said. I decided that this is the right time to bring up how I have been feeling about him, how he never talks to me, ignores me. I opened my mouth to say my words until I get interrupted.

“I’m sorry…..”. An apology rumbled out of Leon’s mouth. I look down at him as he bandages my cut. He continues, “I’m sorry I’ve been ignoring you and being rude to you during this mission. I’m really sorry. It’s just been hard, I’ve been trying to…..understand my feelings. I get it if you don’t want to be friends anymore or don’t accept my apology and it’s okay if you don’t.”. A loud pause happens until I answer. “I forgive you Leon, I am mad at you for ignoring me but I forgive you.. but, can you at least tell me why you did ignore me?”. 

Another pause. Fuck, maybe i shouldn’t have said anything or at least reword my sentence Leon raises his head with a surprised but nervous face. His fucking enchanting ass face “It was because, um, I like you…”, Leon stammered, muttering that last part but loud enough for me to hear. Mines and Leon’s faces warm up at the confession. I didn’t want to believe it, was he lying to me? My sweaty hands grip the bedsheets as Leon forces his head down. I take a moment to sink in the new information and look at Leon. My hand reaches out for Leon’s face and cups his warm cheek. “I-I like you too Leon. But I thought you won’t like me because I am a boy.”, I confess. Telling Leon I liked him made me feel happier. Leon puts his hand on top of my hand that was on his cheek. He looks up at me and smiles softly, I smile back at him. “C-can um you know..” I stutter out until Leon leans at my face and kisses me gently. The kiss felt like something out of a dream. Leon gently gripped the back of my head then massaging it. His other on my cheek, his thumb rubbing my eye bags. The kiss is one of those ‘I can’t let go yet’ kisses. Both of us pecking each others lips and then fully kissing each other, pulling back each other for more.

Our little make out session stopped as Leon sits beside me on the bed. I grab his hand and wrap my one around it, like I was protecting it from everything in the world. I looked over at Leon. His now swollen lips was a mixture of red and purple, Sweat on his forehead, half-closed eyes, and his drunken daze. I smiled as I leaned my head on his broad shoulder.

We might be surrounded by infected-snarling monsters but being next to each other made us feel safe.

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{A/N: OMG IM FINALLY DONE! As u can tell I got lazy at the end and it has HELLA cringe. But it’s done now so yup! Imma start on the requested one tomorrow and might finish it :)}

[slamdunkhcs]

It's my personal hc that after Mitsui rejoined the bball team (& cut his hair), girls definitely noticed the positive change in him

"Mitsui-san is no longer scary, in fact he's kinda cute"

"Mitsui-senpai won that Shoyo game for us"

"I said hi to him the other day, and he smiled back"

mitsui’s rizz

Honestly I HC that when he was in middleschool, he was definitely popular with girls. I feel like he probably had some relationships here and there in middleschool, and that girls admired him during then.

I think it’d take him time to win back the ladies though. While he got cuter after getting new teeth and a new cut, they probably still remember his history as a gangster and would avoid him as a result of that. Like if a girl saw him and was like “oh I think he’s kinda cute”, her friend would be like “Yeah but i heard he used to gangbang”

But I think as time went on in the series, his gangster reputation kinda died down. The team was becoming really known for being good, and I think that’d overshadow Mitsui’s gang history. His history is still gonna be kinda known (especially with the people in his year), but it won’t be as big of a deal.

After the Sannoh match, I just KNOW he’d get hella popular, with the boys and the girls. They’d talk about how he scored the most for the team in that match and how cool he was. The dudes at school would be dabbing him up in the hallway, and I think he’d have more girls crushing on him.

[lxverrings]

Private Tutoring.

A Miguel O’hara fic.

Disclaimer: No smut (maybe if people like this enough, I will write more to it?), just a silly potential series, it’s just goofy. I saw a post about a frat boy Miguel and I was like “Wouldn’t it be funny if it was reversed?” and here it is!

Summary: Mean Nerd!Miguel x Nice Jock!Reader ; Gold retriever and Black Cat dynamics, Reader is hella short (in comparison to Miguel) and genuinely just goofy and distracted. (She’s doing her best...)

“AND SCORE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT IS IT, OUR FIRST 7 TO 1 GAME, DIDN’T THINK WE WOULD MAKE IT THIS FAR AND NOW-”

You could hear the speakers blaring as the last touchdown announcement roared through your ears, slipping off the helmet as you gasped for air. The star of the show. You never thought you would make it this far as you wiped your nose with a bright smile, shining in front of your sour mother and overly proud father. Testament of all the people you outshined and proved wrong in the brink of collapse.

The precipice of the show was here, and you held the trophy to your chest with a gleaming smile.

Jaws were open, and people were shocked- a woman playing football? More likely than you thought. And the best part was? It was genuinely fun!!!

Trudging your way to the locker room with your shiny trophy, as you washed yourself up... You couldn’t stop staring at it. The water trickled down your face as you massaged the shampoo on your hair... It was amazing. It felt amazing. Your recent new date, Kevin would probably smile and pat your head, and your best friend, Jess, would smile and hug you. Peter would laugh and ruffle your hair and Kevin would roll his eyes at him. You couldn’t wait as-

A sudden alarm glared into your ears- a jump scare warning would be nice...

“...Please come to the Principal’s Office as soon as possible.”

You quickly got dressed after washing off the sweat, picking up your trophy and mentally begging it wasn’t your misogynistic mother yelling at you to come to the office.

...

You jogged your way up to the office, “Hey Prez!” you chirped out with a smile- immediately paling at the sight.

The room was dour, a man, larger than the principal, larger than many bullies who picked on your friends and later on gained their respect, was sitting in the table, a dark look in his crimson red eyes, a dark, sharp glare as his glasses were lowered lightly.

The principal was a stubborn, sharp man, someone you befriended a bit back– befriended really isn’t the word, you twat. Thank goodness you were only thinking that.

“... Am I in trouble...?” you muttered as the principal gestured you to sit down.

...

“Not at all, miss.” he began, calmly, “I have called you here today to tutor Miguel here. Mr. O’hara is a college senior, a grade above you, and currently working hard for his business degree, however, it seems he lacks a social circle that benefits him... And you, madam, your grades are slipping quite a bit, so I have decided to offer you the private sector of the library to study together and for you– Mr. O’hara...” he paused, as Miguel grunted, “–Just socialize. That will be all.”

The two of you were shooed out, and Miguel immediately began to walk away.

“Hey! Where are you going?”

“Cállate, chiquita.” Miguel glared down from his demeaning eyes, and imposing stature, “You go right back to whatever hole you crawled out of, niñita.²”

... Rude.

You quickly jogged after him to keep up, “Hey, we’re not done here, mister– the principal sai–”

“I do not care what he said or what he wants. Go away you annoying fly.”

...Rude!

“Hey, c’mon, you heard him, please?” you spoke gently, still rushing after him, “I haven’t even told you my name!” you added, grabbing his wrist, the massive trunk was strange, your hand barely wrapped around his wrist, quietly gulping as he glared.

“Yo yá sé quién eres, muñequita.”

He then twisted his wrist away– or tried, but you just wouldn’t let up, as you grabbed on and clung with both hands.

“Hey! C’mon! Please! I– ... Give me a chance, will you? Just... Let me get to know you. You’ve never met me, yet you judge me based on only what you’ve heard... Not what you actually know.”

The silence was palpable as he stared at you.

He finally groaned and stopped.

“Fine. But not today, you can come along with me to the library.”

“Really?!”

“Sólo por hoy.”

You smiled brightly as you skittered after him, quickly chatting...

...

“–And with that, bam! You wouldn’t believe how simple it can be to convince people with just enough determination!” you were chatting up a storm, but... soon, you came to realize that what the principal said was true. He grunted and grumbled in response most of the times you spoke. You could feel your eyes soften a bit, looking up at him.

“Hey. You really don’t like talking, do you, big guy?” you asked gently, tugging on his sleeve to get him to look at you.

“Isn’t it obvious?” he grumbled, as he stared down at you.

“...it is but... Do you, want me to keep talking? Am I boring you?”

He paused, suddenly silent as he looked at you.

“... You’re annoying, yes. But... No, I’m not bored.”

“... That’s good.”

“What?”

“That’s good.” you repeated, with more certainty, suddenly bursting out laughing, a warm smile on your face as your cheeks turned red.

“Wha– What’s so funny?!” he suddenly yelled, confused, and maybe even angry, as you kept laughing, smiling brightly.

“Oh, god. I was starting to think I was boring you, and you felt nothing... And look! Look! I got you to speak!” you smiled brightly, your eyes twinkling like stars.

“... Yeah. You did.” he seemed a little irritated, and even a little defeated, but you smiled as the two of you arrived to the library.

...

“When is this nightmare over?” you groaned as you slumped on the desk, pouting as he suddenly quietly chuckled, holding the Calculus book.

“Sé vá acabar cuándo en serio intentes trabajar.”

You whined again as you gave him a pouty look, “Can’t we try later? Please? A break? I’m begging you, you can come over to my dorm– and– and– I’ll order pizza and then we can talk about it. Please? If it gets late, you can sleep over!” you kept complaining. Seriously, who thought calculus was a good idea?

Answer? Absolutely fucking nobody.

“...fine.” he sighed, closing the book, rolling his eyes as he took off his glasses... His face was so hot under the library lighting, and you couldn’t help but stare a little before shaking your head to snap out of it.

“Yay! Thank you, Miguel!” you smiled warmly, tightly hugging him for a moment, which left him stunned, as you left for the door, leaving your dorm room number behind.

...

‘What an enigma of a woman. És tan irritante, ésa tonta chamaca. Yet... No, no, snap out of it.’

...

Soon enough, he did arrive at your house, and the two of you set on ordering pizza and studying. Well, as much as you could.

Not that this made much sense to you whatsoever, so you just looked up at him with little lost eyes and a pout that made him grumble in irritation...

...

But eventually, after hours of being verbally abused in Spanish, the lesson was over, and you just laughed gently.

“Have you ever done this before?”

“Done what? Tutor? I have.”

“No, no... This.” you answered, as he raised an eyebrow in confusion, “I mean hang out. You know? Like with friends?”

“I don’t have friends.”

“What nonsense... I’m your friend.”

“What?”

“You heard me.” you smiled, and he, once again, rolled his eyes.

Divider by: @ across-the-art-verse

Translations:

1. “Shut up, little one.”

2. ���–Little Girl.”

3. “I already know who you are, little doll.”

4. “Just for today.”

5. “It’ll be done when you seriously try to work on it.”

6. “–She is so irritating, that dumb girl.”

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