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Funny moments in polyamory
#gotta utilize your advantages#lady no. 1#hinge#enm#ethical non monogamy#polyamory#coley's adventures in polyamory
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FUNNIEST fucking shit that comes with making Danny eleven years old when he had his accident in "late at night, when the nightingale sings" is the implication following, that everything that happened in the show did too. And I fully intend on (mostly) keeping it like that. There'll be some changes (of which I need to figure out) but for the most part??? Yeah relatively the same.
Like I FULLY intend on keeping Dark Danny occurring 6 months post accident. Do you know how fucking HILARIOUS that is??? That Dan got his ass kicked by a goddamn FIFTH-SIXTH GRADER?? I'd never show my face ever again. Homeboy spent the last ten years being a one-man mass extinction event, only to get his ass beat by a kid who hasn't even lost his last baby tooth. That's hysterical. I'm losing my mind just thinking about it.
AND PARIAH DARK TOO. Imagine being an eons old tyrant capable of dragging whole towns down into your dimension, and you get singehandedly shoved back into your coffin in less than 48 hours by a kid whose bedtime is still 8:30. You didn't even have the time to expand your army! You were still trying to take over the city the kid came from!
And he just!!! Shoves you back in!! Insane! This kid hasn't even been dead for a full year yet! He's still growing in his ghost fangs! And he just knocked you flat on your ass in an oversized mech suit. What the fuck! It's like looking down and seeing a four week old kitten meowing very indignantly at you and trying to bite your feet, except that kitten is also actually a black-footed cat and they have a 60% kill success rate, and oops! Now you're dead. You took too long laughing at the kitten trying to attack you that it clawed up your pant leg and ripped out your throat.
COULD I, realistically, span these episodes out over the course of 2.5 years prior to Danny's family dying?? Yes I could! Do I think it's hilarious (and horribly traumatizing, which makes it twice as fun) to shove all of this into the span of (roughly) a year instead?? Yes. Because the show has such a skewed timeline that I've always just assumed that at the end of the show, Danny was starting his sophomore year in high school. So fuck it, lets go for it!
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#blood blossom au#my fic#danny fenton#danny phantom#if i REALLY want to get into it i'll have to look at the show's episode synopsis and pick and choose which episodes happen when in the year#maybe pull a scarlet lady and have some of the season 1 episodes happen further down the line instead. but i can do that later. for now#come laugh with me at the mental image of teeny 11 year old danny curbstomping ghosts twice is size and thrice his weight.#bruce is watching old footage from the phantom fights in amity and going 'HNN' in increasing concern. he's got his hands folded and his#chin in his hands and he's going (ಠ_ಠ) with his face and he has SO many questions and concerns. for many. many different reasons#first of all he's incredibly upset that danny had to go through this at all in the first place. like no kid should've gone thru this alone#but he. is also. very very softly. going *'what the fuck...'*
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Marina: I need you to kiss me
Colin: I can hardly believe I’m saying this, but we cannot go further
Penelope: I need you to kiss me
Colin: What’s a little kissing between friends, am I right?
#I must maintain your honor and mine#no matter how tempting otherwise#colin bridgerton#ladies and gentlemen#bridgerton#polin#bridgerton spoilers#bridgerton season 3#bridgerton season 1#marina thompson#penelope featherington#colin x penelope#bridgerton s3
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#dune: part two#dune#paul atreides#dune part two#dune memes#lady jessica#chani#dune part 1#dune part one#dune movie#feyd rautha
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Such a small detail that didn't even need to be included if this were a lesser anime. A quiet scene, a moment of gratitude without words from a woman who didn't think she still wanted to live and the woman who saved her.
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Us, arriving to Austria to a tiny family hotel owned by an elderly lady
Us: speak only limited German
Lady: barely speaks English
Us:
Lady:
Lady: Czech? Slovak?
Us: Czech
Lady, to herself: Czech, that's a Slavic language right
Lady: understand Yugoslavian?
Us:
Us: yeah that works
#dad is better in German than us so he did most of the talking#with the rest of us the conversation was like 1/3 German 1/3 English 1/3 Slavic Mess™#the lady spoke Serbo-Croatian because the lady she's been employing for cleaning came from former Yugoslavia#I really need to get better at German tho
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These things break if you blow on them!
Episode 53 Part 1 First < Previous Episode > Next Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5 Ep 41, Ep 42, Ep 43, Ep 44 Ep 45, Ep 46, Ep 47, Ep 48, Intermission, Ep 49, Ep 50, Ep 51, Ep 52
Bonus:
Ko-fi | Patreon
#should be an easy victory right?#scarlet lady#scarlet lady comic#scarlet lady au#hawkmoth#episode 53 part 1
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It's so cute! Lucky Prowl!
#elita 1#elita one#arcee#prowl#earthspark#earthspark elita one#earthspark prowl#tfe elita one#tfe prowl#transformers#transformers earthspark#tf earthspark#strong pink ladies!#transformers prowl
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I drew all the Resident Evil games in WigglyPaint
Bonus ↓
#my art#resident evil#resident evil 0#resident evil 2#resident evil 3#resident evil 4#resident evil 5#resident evil 6#resident evil 7#resident evil 8#resident evil 1#ethan winters#sherry birkin#jill valentine#carlos oliveira#jake muller#mia winters#ashley graham#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#chris redfield#sheva alomar#rebecca chambers#billy coen#claire redfield#karl heisenberg#lady dimitrescu#donna beneviento#angie beneviento#salvatore moreau
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the first one: the smile, the pink cheeks, the swoosh of hair? 100% baby boy
one clip later: reclined head, NECK?!!!? half lidded eyes - why are you looking at me like that??? the little uneven smirk and again the NECK?!??! EXPOSED ELONGATED NECK WITH FRECKLES??! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??
(sorry i don’t know how to download or screen record a video from instagram without all the icons and shit, my abilities are limited to screenshotting and freaking out about oscar)
#OSC??!?#he has the range#i am unwell#like do i want full on ice bath shirtless thirst? yes.#but this is somehow so much better and sexier and oscar-like#and while laughing and happy and being funny too#formula one race winner oscar piastri ladies and gents#he’s got his tree trunk neck fully out#and you’re telling me I CANT BITE IT??!#formula 1#mclaren#oscar piastri#oscar my beloved#hungarian gp 2024#f1
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Original idea coming from @the-witchhunter and then added on to by many others.
Dead Man's Diner
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Danny was tired okay? It may very well be his own damn fault but he can't keep waking up during daylight hours, while yes, he can fully be up and sitting at a desk, the likelihood of him waking up getting shouted at by his boss for sleeping on the job was astounding.
So at 19 years old, freshly jobless, Danny said Fuck it and moved away from Amity Park, Valarie was more than willing to handle the few ghosts that still came through the portal since he became the King.
You might be wondering, why isn't Danny filthy rich and rolling in it as the ghost king? Two words, the Observants.
Those flouting eye bastards had moved in and said that unless he was the king full time, he was unable to access the vaults of the Infinite Realms.
So once again, 19, freshly jobless and wanting to get out of Gotham? Danny was very lucky to have friends that love him far to much, Sam and Tucker both pitched in to move him out to where they had chosen to do collage.
*Gotham* oh Sam was in love with the place, the architecture, the people, (and maybe a certain green supervillian that was determined to make the city better) and Tucker was obsessing over being in the same city as Wayne Enterprises, trying his best to get into their internship program by his own merit rather than just hacking himself into it.
And Danny? He was loving it for a slightly different reason.
While the death rate was unfortunately high in Gotham, that also meant that the amount of passive ectoplasim generated by the deaths was massive, it was almost as rich as back in Amity Park with the portal into the ghost zone!
(Oh and the many job opportunities but Danny was a little less worried about that.)
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Letting out a sigh, Danny scrubbed at his eyes as he leaned back into his chair, another job he had to turn down due to it being shady as all get out.
4 hours and he was getting payed 200 bucks? Major criminal vibes from that...
Taking a moment to get himself balanced, Danny leaned back and looked to the clunky laptop that Tucker had given him, it was modified to hell and back, so it still ran quickly, but it sure as he'll wasn't pretty.
Clicking on yet another job listing, Danny paused as he felt a shiver run down his spine, and a blue mist pass through his lips, blinking, he twisted around to look at the spare room of Sam's apartment, Ghosts tend not to get close enough to him to trigger the ghost sense in Gotham...
Seeing nothing, Danny turned back to his laptop only to find a piece of paper stuck to the screen with tape, freezing at first, the dark haired man sighed deeply, peeling it off he held it close as he read it.
[Help wanted at Big C's Dinner! Looking for a night cook that knows their way around a kitchen!]
There was a few more lines that Danny's eyes skimmed over, picking up the location that it was at, it even had a decent pay, but he paid more attention to the scribbled on note at the bottom of it.
[Daniel, head to this place at 12 am tonight. While the Observants said that you may not touch a single coin in your vaults, they side nothing of your properties.]
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So Danny knows how to handle himself, he has fought many, many people and still came out half alive, but even he felt a little on edge coming down to the railroad tracts in Gotham, because apparently that was were Big C's dinner was at...which he apparently owned? Clockwork works in mysterious ways that Danny was so done trying to figure out.
Stepping up to a bit of abandoned tract, he blinked a few times at the site of Big C's.
It was a decent sized Dinning Car, with a ramp that attached itself to a proper street, it had peeling green paint and dirty white accents with charming rusted steel connecting it to the tracts, the only thing new looking on it was a bit banner stretched across it, stating the name "BIG C'S ALL DAY EVERY DAY BREAKFAST CART! OPEN 24/7!"
The windows were close off by tinted yellow blinds, but he could still see light coming through them. Stepping up the ramp Danny felt the cart under him shudder and something inside of him fluttered, and by the time he was opening the door he could feel the reason why.
The very cart was *alive*, taking a quick breath, Danny could practically taste the energy from it, there was a buzzing undercurrent of excitement that rung through the whole cart.
A little unprepared for his, Danny just smiled warily, "Uhh, hey there? Anyone around?" In response to his words the cart shuddered, the blinds dancing up and down and he could hear the squeel of the wheels.
"O-okay then, um my name is Danny Fenton...Clockwork sent me?" There was another flapingnof the blinds, and the small wooden flap that let people into the back lifted up suddenly before clacking down loudly.
Taking a steadying breath, Danny slipped through the bar and into the back.
It was surprisingly clean and orderly, the stove and fryer looked over than his parents but well maintained, the flat top was perfectly scrubbed and was already heating up.
As Danny looked around, he felt a familiar shiver run down his spine, looking around once more, Danny fell into a fighting position as he spotted the figure of a familiar foe
"Lunch Lady? Aren't you a little far from home? What did your order of fist not come in?" The bright rings of light around Danny's waist swirled into life as he went into his ghost form.
He got a thrilling grin from the older apparition, but she only crossed her arms, "While we can tumble later little King, Lord Clockwork sent me personally, said you need a bit of help learning how to cook? And ain't nobody better slinging food than me, dead or alive!"
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Down in the dripping depths of the cave system deep under Gotham, one Bruce Wayne, still in his Batsuit sat in front of the Bat Computer, eyes glaring at a map of Gotham.
He had been tracking a strange energy pattern that made its way through Gotham, he had first thought it was some sort of layline, but the more that he tracked it the more he realized it was closer to watching a person's walking patterns, sometimes following roads, and sometimes crisscrossing through streets and alleyways.
But tonight that power signal tripled in size, off-putting energy that Bruce hadn't seen it done before, tapping the com on his ear, he spoke clearly "Nightwing, take Red Robin and investigate the coordinates I am sending the both of you, observe it, I just got a massive spike in an energy at that location."
There was silence for a moment before the com crackled and his sons responded "Got it B! Me and RR needed a little time together huh Babybird?"
There was a quiet hum from Tim, before the teen spoke "On route Batman, after this I am heading in, we have a meeting with a suspect in the morning B, Vlad Masters has been poking around Gotham."
#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#danny phantom#batman#batfam#ghost king danny#danny is a little shit#does this count as a coffeeshop au?#i think it should#bruce wayne#lunch lady#part 1#Dead Man's Diner
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Oh lord.
So I downloaded Hinge (out of desperation after things went south with not actually Beau #5) a little over a week ago and I started talking to this woman I matched with. She wasn't on a lot and had gone on a trip with her partner the week of Labor Day, so while the conversation was happening it was slow.
Tonight, I went to Poly Cocktails and I go and say hi to the other guy. He's sitting at a table with an NB I had met at a previous Cocktails and a woman. The woman says, "Oh hey! We're talking on Hinge!"
One of my Hinge matches who I've been talking to on and off since I got on the app is my friend's nesting partner 🤦♀️
Now, neither the friend nor the woman think it's weird. I just felt really weird because I had no idea. He's kinda happy about the match, it seems. So the theory that Beau #4 and I have that he might be into me might actually be wrong. Or he realizes I think of him as a friend and he wants his NP to have me. I don't do threesomes, so that ain't happening and I don't think I could date a couple individually either. That gets a little weird.
All I can say is if it gets that far, I am absolutely not going to their place to hookup because that's a whole level I am not ok with. Someone who's given me advice about other guys absolutely does not need to know what my sex noises sound like, lol. I mean, he says he doesn't care about meeting his partner's partners, but also I'm not sure he necessarily wants to be home when his partner is entertaining someone else. Even if he doesn't care, I'm not going there.
Poly problems, amiright?
#this should probably be a poly romcom moment#it's just one giant polycule isn't it?#polycule#do i need to make a new tag?#lady no. 1#metas#not yet#but maybe#poly problems#enm#ethical non monogamy#polyamory#coley's adventures in polyamory
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Guildford + Jane + Hottest Moments
#i watch for the plot#god they are so hot#chemistry jackpot#i love them#faves#my lady jane#lady jane grey#lord guildford dudley#jane x guildford#guildford x jane#love#edward bluemel#emily bader#🔥🔥🔥#season 1
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Rebecca Ferguson in Dune Part 1 (2021)
#dune part 1#dune part 2#dune part two#dune part one#duneedit#dune 2#dune#rebecca ferguson#rebeccafergusonedit#lady jessica#silo#cinemapix#cinematography#films#filmedit#greig fraser#rfergusonedit#flawlesscelebs#film stills#movies#denis villeneuve#filmgifs#gif#femalestunning#wonderfulwomandaily#wonderfulwomendaily#female fatale#mother#femaledaily#dailywomen
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thinking about paul saying "we're harkonnens. so this is how we'll survive. by being harkonnens" and about jessica saying "your father didn't believe in revenge" and paul replying "yeah well i do" and how things can die even as they continue to draw breath and how the harkonnens really did kill off all three of the atreides that night not just leto
#dune really explores every possible way someone can die without actually dying#paul's childhood self dying the night his father did#his atreides heritage dying when he seeks revenge#paul himself dying when he drinks the water of life#jessica the wife dying the night leto did#jessica the mother dying when she drinks the water of life#the girl alia could have been dying in the womb#stilgar and the other fremen dying when they become followers#it's all connected y'all#dune#dune part 1#dune part one#dune 1#dune 2021#dune 2024#dune part 2#dune part two#dune 2#dune movie#dune series#paul atreides#paul#jessica atreides#jessica#lady jessica#muad'dib
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Official character art for Vox Machina
#critical role#cr spoilers#campaign 3#campaign 1#c3e112#marisha ray#keyleth of the air ashari#keyleth#laura bailey#lady vex'ahlia#vex'ahlia#ashley johnson#pike trickfoot#travis willingham#grog strongjaw#robbie daymond#Cerkonos#Taliesin Jaffe#percival de rolo#Sam Riegel#scanlan shorthalt
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