#lady gaga coaches

[aweirdoandhisfanfics]

The relation between the Lady Gaga coaches and their alts

Me last post about the Lady Gaga coaches didn't focused a lot on the alts coaches, so I decided to make this post more focused on them.

I imagine the alt version to be more conected to their normal version than to other songs, so the theories here are more contained.

Applause: I've always imagined Joan and the Countess as being the same person.

Just Dance: The P2 in the On-Stage mode is a younger Icona Shard, but the P1 and P3 appearence really reminds me of Born This Way so idk, as for the Sweat Version (AKA John Dance), i've seen someone headcanoning them as Icona's husband, and i've accepted that ever since.

Bad Romance: I imagine two connections between Claire and Daray. The first is that Claire is the drag persona o Daray, her name matches the naming conventions of the other drags that we know (they are all named after colors).

The second option is that Claire is trans, and Daray is her pre-transition self.

Between the two idk who to pick to be my main hc, maybe the trans option, I have some really funny ideas involving it, and I think it fits better to my "Mother Monster" theory.

Born This Way: Isaac would be Adameve in the past, before they discovered themself and their Mother Monster heritage, Isaac changed their name to fit themself better with the other Lady Gaga coaches names.

John Wayne: As I said this in the last Lady Gaga post, I think Jane and Janet (extreme) are sisters.

Telephone: It's pretty obvious that Bonnie and Clyde are Louise's friends, or maybe they work for Louise, or maybe they met at the jail and Louise recruited them on the spot.

Poker Face: I'm not sure about the coach for the Magician alt, she could be a normal coach with no connection, or a lost member of the Hearts dynasty, who knows, we still haven't got the full routine to see the full picture.

[karis17love]

eva chase as daily coach if wasn’t asked already? Thanks! <3

ꨄ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴄᴏᴀᴄʜᴇs ꨄ

"𝐼'𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑖𝑔𝑔𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑎𝑛

𝐼'𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒

𝑃𝑎𝑝𝑎-𝑝𝑎𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑧𝑧𝑖."

Requested by: anonymous ❤

If you want a specific map, feel free to ask <33

[feralportalmaster]

Am I the only one seeing this?? Blue to yellow gradient hair, plus the leather outfit.

…

Maybe the JD brainrot is getting too much…

[curoopeez]

Sometimes the key to building relationships is treating it like it's opt-in by default. The fact that they're not begging you to stop talking about your blorbos can only mean that they want you to keep going. Now talk about how that background character was left at the altar because their fiancée was breaking a rebel group out of jail.

[gulski2]

Not to be dramatic or anything, but the HD video of Brendan Hunt as full on coach Beard, singing Bad Romance while hula hooping, it changed me.

Now I need the HD video of Ted and Beard singing Wild World. Please and thank you

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA Usa Today di Oggi lunedì, 30 settembre 2024

[toasted-valentine]

I’m an adult and won’t go on a rant about how much I hate Joker 2 I’m an adult and won’t go on a rant about how much I hate Joker 2 I’m an adult and won’t go on a rant about how much I hate Joker 2 I’m an adult and won’t go on a rant about how much I hate Joker 2 I’m an adult and

So elliot and I are going to watch joker 2

[meangirls-imagines]

Welcome to the Poly!Plasticsverse!

collab with: @yungpoetfics (my fav bubs in the world)

Regina George

@queenbgina/@callmereginald (she/her)

North Shore's Queen Bee

Soft for her girlfriends

The mom of the group

Basically a sugar mommy for her girls

Lifehack Geek

TikTok hater

Has rational fear of werewolves

Will fight a bitch

Victoria's Secret girly

Female rapper stan (Doja, Cardi, Megan, etc.)

Gryffindor

Lesbian

Gretchen Wieners

@thegretchenw/@greatgretsby (she/her/it (only if ur special))

The second mom of the group

Softest human

Loves playing with her girlfriends hair

#1 Twilight hater

Has a letterboxd account just to leave bad reviews

The level headed one usually, but will snap when she needs

Cuddly as fuck

Loves Fleur du Mal lingerie

Stubborn as Fuck

Wine drinker/expert

Loves vintage music (Elvis, Elton John, etc.)

Hufflepuff

Bisexual

Karen Shetty

@karebearz/@karensheetty (any pronouns)

Ambidextrous™️

Loves Spongebob

Plant Parent

Knows Britney Spears and Lady Gaga choreo

Kpop girly (Blackpink, BTS, etc.)

Lettering expert

Has Funko Pop collection

Squishmallow lover

Ravenclaw

Pansexual

Cady Heron

@cady_heron/@defnotcaddy (she/her)

The third mom of the group

Whispers when angry

Carries bandaids at all times

Always has snacks

Lactose Intolerant (but LOVES cheese)

Cries at Rom-Coms

LOVES hugs

Cannot handle spicy food

Sleeps with a teddy bear

Happy to be here

Friends with everyone's parents

Token vanilla of the group

Has diary (with a heart shaped lock)

Bisexual

Aaron Samuels

@aaronsammy/@atomicaaron (he/him) or (ho/mie)

1/3 of Terror Trio

Y/N's best friend

North Shore's resident Himbo

Will do anything if someone says "I dare you"

Impulsive buyer

Has one brain cell (shares it with Y/N)

Overuses 💪 emoji

Usually confused

1/2 Golden Retriever duo

Can skateboard

Uses Axe body spray

Co-founder of Stuntmares

Dreams of grabbing a teddy in a claw machine (bucket list item)

Ass man

Owns too many grey sweatpants

Kisses his homies (homiesexual)

Has never watched Harry Potter

Watches lifestyle coaches on YT

Can play the ukulele (really badly)

Loves Eminem and Harry Styles (would fuck Harry Styles)

Writes Larry Stylinson fanfics

Kissed Y/N once (regretted immediately)

Bisexual

Damian Hubbard

@hubbarddamian/@damianishubby (he/him/they)

Learned how to sew from Janis

Does drag and has a YT channel (Anita Dick)

Huge Adore Delano stan

Will fight anyone who hurts Janis

Doesn't like Rupaul as a person, but is a religious Drag Race fan

#1 Poly!Plastics fan

Has an 8 step skincare routine

Cameraman for Stuntmares

Earlybird

Lies about having curfew to go to sleep early

Ravenclaw

(Lowkey wishes he was a Slytherin bc it's the "cuntiest house"

Him and Karen watch The Bachelor

Fav movie is Dirty Dancing (did the lift with Janis)

Learned how to twerk from Y/N

Gay

Janis Imi'Ike

@janiisimiike/@imiikenough (she/they)

Secret Barbie girly(live action and animated movies)

Will go straight for Ryan Gosling

Feral chihuahua of the group

Hozier stan

HATES THE KARDASHIANS

Pain in Regina's ass

Anger Issues™️

Secretly loves Olivia Rodrigo

Mentally Ill friend

Emotional Drunk

Karaoke Queen

Tits girly

Leather Jacket lesbian

Getting piercings > therapy

Has a suit collection

Thrifter

Loves her friends

Dog person (secretly)

Quotes niche memes

Kinky af

Middle Child

Lesbian

Y/N Y/L/N (FC: Chrissy Costanza)

@thisbeyn/@reginaslefttit (she/he/they/it)

2/3 Terror Trio

2/2 Golden Retriever duo

Has matching fried egg tattoo with Aaron.

Co-Founder of Stuntmares

"Hi, I'm Y/N and welcome to Stuntmares" *jumps off roof into pool*

Cuts her own hair

Blooper Reel Queen

North Shore's resident stoner

AUDHD (autistic + ADHD)

Playlists range from Beethoven to ashnikko

"IT'S NOT A PHASE. IT'S A LIFESTYLE."

Demisexual

Plays electric guitar

Has slight speech impediment

Gremlin of the group

D&D Dungeon Master

ALWAYS falls asleep during movie night

Power Nap Addict™️

Insomniac

Monster Energy Drink Enthusiast (collects the cans)

Oddly good at Origami

Tweets everything she thinks

Has been banned from Fortnite and Roblox

Married to Gretchen on The Sims (regina and karen were sad)

Anger issues

✨Spicy✨ Latina (do not fuck with her people)

Matching rings with her gfs

Def had one night stand with Cady

Shane Oman

@shaneomann/@omantastic (he/him) or (dumb/hoe)

Loves Old School Rap (Biggie, Tupac, Snoop Dogg, etc.)

Hates Y/N at first but comes to love her like a sister.

Only person who can outsmoke Y/N.

Has a dropped truck with red LED lights under it.

Blasts music walking down the halls.

Always has the zoomies.

Orange cat friend.

Has elevator music playing in his head 24/7.

Challenged Damian to a dance off. (He lost. But he had girls simping over him)

Posts thirst traps on TikTok. (Regina's mom is his #1 follower)

Has a frying pan tattooed to match Aaron and Y/N.

Always on Stuntmares trying to create new world records.

Or eating a bunch of weird combos.

"Oman! Not again!" *proceeds to eat a marshmallow and spam sandwich*

Ralph Lauren man

Whenever the polycule argues, he's a "fuck this shit, I'm out" person.

Professional party crasher

Dine and Dash expert

Has nipple piercings (Aaron and Y/N dared him to get them)

Curses like a fucking sailor (Half of his lines on Stuntmares are just censor beeps)

Talks way too fast.

Knows Italian and Spanish (Him and Y/N talk shit in Spanish)

His ringtone for Aaron and Y/N is the remix of the Windows error sound

Loves t-shirts with offensive prints (Regina tries to make him dress normally)

Has gc with Aaron and Y/N called "Hoemies"

Would fuck Aaron

TICKLISH

Major gossip (Him and Gretchen meet once a week to talk shit)

[kaiserthread]

airbuds

what are the haikyuu boys listening to? characters: miya twins, suna, sakusa, bokuto, hinata content: set in timeskip hi its been a while! pls take this humble offering while i try to get it together

MIYA OSAMU

defo listens to indie pop/jazz, think laufey, clairo, beabadoobee, UMI, the marias, etc.

running his own business proved to be v stressful so he finds his peace through music

usually has music on when he opens and closes the restaurant and uses that time to decompress and listen to any new releases 

MIYA ATSUMU

electronic and upbeat pop music! he was jamming out to HOT TO GO! before it was popular thank you very much

charli xcx, beyoncé, kesha, katy perry, lady gaga, you know the vibes 

is a survivor of the renaissance tour ticketing fiasco 

i hc him as pretty social media savvy so he’s always on the lookout for a trend and had himself a brat summer 

SUNA RINTAROU

an r&b album hates to see him coming

bryson tiller, partynextdoor, sza, summer walker, drake, he’s overplaying it to hell

his music taste aligns more w osamu so he’s constantly sending him song recs 

he's always in his feelings at the gym, he’s next to the weight rack about to cry, komori’s asking what’s wrong w him and he’s just listening to his playlist 

SAKUSA KIYOOMI

“i listen to everything” headass

he has no playlists and just shuffles his liked songs, doesn’t understand why people think he’s crazy

atsumu let him on the aux once and never again after hearing newjeans transition to playboi carti

BOKUTO KOUTAROU

hinata put him on to reggaeton and brazilian phonk and he hasn’t listened to anything else since that day

always trying to learn the dances he sees on tiktok and doing them during practice, coach foster is not impressed 

had a TIME at the rio olympics i just know it

HINATA SHOYO

kpop and jpop idol music

wanted a way to relate to his little sister and it ended up sticking

those brothers that bring their sister to concerts so it looks like they’re just tagging along but the sister is the one who’s getting dragged along by their superfan brother, yeah that’s them

[missionaryghoul]

Bruno mars and lady Gaga duet? Jd and Ubisoft plotting on Jack and a Gaga coach right now as I type this/j

[aweirdoandhisfanfics]

The Monarchy of Eternyx.

The monarchy of Eternyx started centuries ago, with the first queen, Regina Hearts, she became queen after uniting all the tribes of monsters under her banner, the capital of her kingdom was Notte, which still is the capital of Eternyx to this day. Regina was known for her philanthropy and being a patron of the arts, which gained her the title of “Mother Monster”, a title that it's given to the queens of Eternyx still to this day. Regina had 3 daughters, Stefani, Joanne and Angelina, and after the death of her mother, Stefani became the queen of Eternyx. Before her death, Regina stated a rule of succession, only women could ascend to the throne, and for over 1200 years, this rule remained mostly unbroken, having a total of 55 queens and 8 kings on the throne.

Royal Houses At first, the only royal house that existed was the Hearts house, but as the time went on, many more royal houses were formed. Some of them were formed because a descendant of Regina became the liege of a certain region, and founded their own dynasty based on that region, or they received a nickname, which would evolve to the name of their own dynasty, or maybe they just changed to their spouse’s last name, here will be listed some of these houses (remembering that all of them can trace their origins back to Regina Hearts)

Main House of Hearts (defunct): The first to be created, for centuries, the Hearts’ dominated Eternyx, but everything changed after the last member of the house, Elizabeth Hearts, died with no children, which led to its extinction, and a minor succession crisis. Shard: The first member of the house was Eleanor Shard (nee Hearts), she was famous for her performances involving glass shards, which led to some people calling her “Miss Shard”, she really liked the nickname, which years later she adopted as her last name and founded her house after it, centuries later, after the death of Elizabeth Hearts, the house of Shard was chosen to be the next leaders of Eternyx, the current queen, Icona, is from this house.

Minor Butterfly: Was named after the dukedom of Butterfly, the current head of the house is Joan Butterfly, who besides being a duchess, is also a performer, Lady Odelia was also once part of this house. Obscure: Named after the light and shadow powers that the members of this house have, the heir to this house is Claire Obscure. Aro’ha’s unknown house: Aro’ha is not interested in Eternyx at the moment, she had fallen in Wackygroove a long time ago and is currently the queen of there, she has no plans on going back. Indra’s family: No additional information is known about.

Extremely minor These houses still have some claimants to the throne, but they are so far away from it, that they aren’t really considerate. Blackthorn: The house of Felicia, Scarlet, and Scotty (adopted) Blackthorn, Felicia is the owner of a Potion shop in Notte, and is the current head of the house. Adameve’s house: No additional information is known about this house. Wayne and Bissett: Branches of the Butterfly house, the members these houses can trace their origins to lady Odelia Butterfly, who moved to Wasterra for a political marriage with liege Adalberto Rosal, they had a child together, but after a rebellion, Odelia and Rosal were killed, and the child was raised by the Bissett family, who had no idea of the child heritage, decades later, the descendants of the child allied with Jae in the current Wasterra civil war, two girls were born during it, Janet and Jane Bisset, the last joined the resistance against Jae, and changed her last name to Wayne, after one of the leaders of the resistance, John Wayne. Rider: The members of this family specialize in shadow manipulation. Dials: No additional information is known. Chase: The Chase’s were a really obscure family, no one knew about their existence until Eva Chase emerged, a famous pop-star and actress (also a burglar, but no one knows that yet), she tried to claim her heritage as a Regina Hearts heir, but her branch in the family tree was so distant, that no one cared about it, and she was ignored, a thing which she didn’t take so kindly…

[karis17love]

Bonnie & Clyde for daily just dance coaches? 💕

ꨄ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴄᴏᴀᴄʜᴇs ꨄ

"𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝑜𝑛𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑒

𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑚𝑦 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑛𝑒."

If you want a specific map, feel free to ask <33

Requested by: @iamoboe

[supyovalk]

I'm surprised not much people talk about the "Criminal Wall" because

A not only there seems to be two new coaches on it, but they also seems to be related to the coaches from Telephone, presumably being "crime" partners... "crime" is in quotations because...

We know NIGHTSWAN is the one who locked up Dials, as well as all other lady gaga coaches. So it's safe to assume the "crime" here is being expressive and not perfect.

Where The Hell Is That?!

[highpriestess13]

June Forecast

Collective! There’s a lot that’s going to go down in the month of June for you guys! First off, I’m getting “global” or “global warning/ warming”. This may you guys or this is something that’s going to happen globally that’s going to go viral and people’s or your voice is going to be heard. There’s something happening with people of “high status” or people in an authoritative positions. This may involve women, healthcare or parenting… could be either or, or all 3. It’ll specifically apply to women, so pregnancy or prenatal care is significant. 10:11 (also 111) as I typed that too lol! This may also be concerning money/ health as well. There’s something with the security of women… something has been brewing for some time now and something’s going to finally come out. This could also be more women coming to the forefront against what is trying to be forced this may be within marriage or relationships in general. But it does involve the opposite sex. It’s giving standing up for women rights… some of you may be feminists or fight for equality or this may just be the energy you’re going to be in for the month of June. Capricorn and Aries is significant and the letter “C”. I heard “caption” idk if that’s significant for someone or will be. Roses and the color red is significant… it’s kinda giving Queen Lilith too 👀❤️. Someone’s going to leave a toxic unhealthy relationship or marriage.. I’m also getting something about Beyoncé and JayZ. Whatever it is, it’s going to go global. Also something about the music industry is significant 👀👀. It’s going down next month! Also keep in mind that this reading is timeless so it can happen whenever but it is something that’s going to be BIG!

I also a lot of love and support being given as well. Many of you are entering your self care energy in the month of June. However, there’s something that’s going to be made aware to you. This may come in as a notification but it’s nothing bad/ negative. I’m hearing “a lease”. This could be for a house/ apartment or someone is leasing someone. I’m also getting something about a deposit too. There’s something moving very quickly and you’re needing to be made aware of it. Make sure you’re paying attention to your surroundings too. Birds are significant and they are considered messengers so there’s definitely a message and I feel like this is going to be something that’s going to guide something into gaining more speed and momentum. Be mindful with driving and make sure you’re not speeding and going over the speed limit but also for those who walk or take public transportation, make sure you’re looking both ways. I see someone visiting family too, could be for the holidays, someone could be planning this, especially if you haven’t seen your folks in a good while. I also see a new addition to the family!! So this might be what someone’s going to be made aware of! Either a pregnancy or a delivery going very well.

Networking is another theme for y’all! Coaching is very significant, I’m hearing “versatile”. Someone’s well diverse in a subject(s). This is someone who is very knowledgeable. This may be a spiritual teacher, advisor or coach. They may help you with meditating, magick, or manifestations… the letter “M” is significant. You could also be getting coached during some changes that are happening but it’s nothing for you to worry about as it is something that’s beneficial. For some, this is you passing on some knowledge. I’m also getting marriage counselor or coach. Someone could be a first time parent so yes wise advice and knowledge will be needed! 11:11. Roses (especially red ones) are significant. I’m also getting the energy of love and new beginnings too 👀👀👀. “The Edge of Glory” by Lady Gaga is significant too!! “Compromise” is what I also heard. I hope this helps!