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Yin Yu when will Gege come back?
#dianxia is stuck in a meeting again#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#天官赐福#hua cheng#yin yu#lady croupier#little attendant#little dancer#my mini art
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CRIME CITY
definitely gonna clean this post up once I have all my character profiles confirmed and make a more formal story introduction, but I thought I'd do a fun little update on all the characters we've met already as well as a general overview of the plot!
crime city follows winter, florist by day and ruthless murderer by night, in a city ruled by criminals each time the sun sets. the mayor? law enforcement? decorative. useless.
in order to achieve his own goals, child prodigy-turned-crime lord winter lies, steals, and kills — and, when the occasion calls for it, enlists the help of the many outlaws on his list of acquaintances.
but winter, too, is being hunted.
here are the current cast:
WINTER (THE RAVEN)
there are only three things anyone can ever claim to know about him: one, he always smiles; two, he is always dangerous; and three, he always wears black. is he mourning someone?
revered as "the king of hell," this strange ghostly man hates rain, doesn't drink, and used to be a detective.
BRENDOLINE BARBARA (THE LADY)
the mayor's daughter. frustrated by her own powerlessness and the facade of her father's position, she became a vigilante. winter must be destroyed, and, as the saying goes, if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
how hard can it be when you find yourself falling in love with the man you want to kill, and who wants to kill you?
GIOVANNI MERCURO (THE SNITCH)
a croupier who runs the "snake eyes" gambling house, giovanni will glady offer you valuable information — that is, of course, if you can win against him. if he likes you enough, maybe his sleight of hand will come in handy for your pickpocketing needs.
believing it to be the height of carelessness to be complacent and predictable in a city crawling with vermin, he refuses to be consistent. he never wears the same hairstyle twice, never plays the same game twice, and never sleeps with the same person twice.
ASHCROFT (THE SNIPER)
a hitman for hire with the air of someone who used to be noble. rarely getting jobs due to his exorbitant prices, when he's out of money and out of work, he plays the saxophone on street corners and in bars for loose change.
as far as assassins go, he's pretty resourceful. after all, his sax doubles as a sniper rifle.
FALK (THE BLOODHOUND)
hates tardiness and thinks dogs are annoying and difficult. he does not appreciate the irony of his criminal title.
once a military man, an inflicted injury forced him to develop his already keen sense of smell into the formidable skill he has today of hunting people down using only their scent to compensate for his impaired vision.
#crime city#original character#oc#mhai art#mhai oc#I am Begging you to ask me questions abt them HSDJKSDFHJKSDFS#they're on my mind literally all the time
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I have silly state headcanons for each oxventure deadlands character, like which state each character is originally from
Edie is from Louisiana because she told Silas that he shouldn't go to Louisiana, which implies that she already knows about Louisiana and her fancy lady vibes fit with Louisiana. Also, in a modern au, she would vibe so hard with Mardi Gras and all the Louisianan folklore.
Silas is from Florida because he would not be fazed by the chaos of "Florida Men" and just make them face justice. Also, because it's funny. In a modern au, he can be good with old people (like Egbert is) because Florida is a retirement state. Also, because I think the idea of him liking alligators is cute.
Garnet is from California because that's where a lot of people went to get rich and where there are rich people there are people who can gamble so her and her father could get money from gambling and being croupiers.
Delacy is canonically from somewhere in the Dustbowl, tbh I don't think he knows which state exactly. If I had to pick, I would say Kansas. A part of why being the Wizard of Oz and the cyclone in that that whisked Dorothy and Toto off on an adventure and the parallel of Delacy leaving home in search of adventure.
Nate is from Texas just bc a lot of people migrated to Texas during the wild west times and since Nate is Dutch, you could argue that he immigrated to Texas from the Netherlands for job opportunities when he was younger and is now just a silly old man still working hard.
#oxventure#oxventure deadlands#edie#edith valentine#silas#silas flint#garnet#garnet munro#delacy#nate#nathaniel janssen
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Dallas, March 4, 1975
If you've ever wondered what "taking the piss" meant, look no further.
"John Paul Jones played mellotron. A very cheap form of orchestration. And he doesn't cost that much to rent, either ... This is a track that features John Paul Jones exercising the fingers and looking rather groovy, as well. He's a croupier in Vegas on his days off ... But now, for some precision. Now for one of the finest, finest musical sights that you're likely to experience within the next fifteen minutes. And that is, ladies and gentlemen, our percussionist, the man with only two cavities, John Bonham. 'Moby Dick!'"
I could go on and on (and on - Roberto sure does). Have a listen to the boot. It's a fun show, and he’s in fine form. The second Dallas gig is even better.
#led zeppelin#dallas#1975#robert robbiting#roasting the rhythm section#i think the first four pics are a character study
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Stay away Goddess Part 2
Cao Fangjie was waiting with her breath held for Hua Cheng to reply. She paid no mind to the chattering ghosts surrounding her. So what if Hua Cheng was married? She liked him and who would reject her?
The croupier announced, "Our Lord rejects."
Loud laughters and cheers filled the air. The goddess felt embarrassed at being rejected like that. But she couldn't just start a fight here and blow her cover.
Hua Cheng, behind the thin red veil, held an expression of amusement. What could this little goddess's intention be to want to court him? Didn't she know who he belonged to? Was she stupid?
Deciding not to dwell on useless topics, he let it slide as the goddess walked away, her head now ducked lower than it was when she came inside.
"San Lang?" Xie Lian's voice rang on his head, mixed with tenderness and exhaustion.
"Yes gege?"
"San Lang, I'll be a little late today. There's a matter in the east that needs to be handled. Sigh."
"Does gege need any help?"
"No no, it's fine, really. I am taking his highness Qianqiu with me."
"Alright, take care of yourself gege."
"You can meet me in the Puji shrine later, the villagers were missing you."
"You wish is my command my love."
Hua Cheng could hear laughter on the other end and he was sure Xie Lian was blushing right now.
Needless to say, Hua Cheng felt bored after that. Since Gege won't be back home quickly, he'll have to stay in this chaotic den for longer. How annoying. He pulled out his dice, rolling them and parting through the curtains. A humble abode in the sunny fields of paddy welcomed him.
It was Puji Shrine. After the villagers had rebuilded it, the dwelling was better. Although at one point Hua Cheng had to step in and redesign many things.
His form was back to the seventeen year old youth as he strolled through the forest grounds behind the shrine, looking after the flowers they planted together.
"Look who we have here." A crisp mellow voice spoke.
Hua Cheng frowned, straightening back up. In front of him was a young lady dressed in black, her white hair dancing with the wind.
"My lord." She bowed in greeting.
Hua Cheng merely raised an unimpressed eyebrow, "You are mistaking me for someone else."
Cao Fangjie smiled from ear to ear."How can anyone mistake the Crimson Rain Sought flower? The one and only terror of the heavens."
Hua Cheng clenched his teeth, his form shifting to a more intimidating one in a swirl of butterflies. Now that his eye was sharp and hair wild, he looked much stronger than before. Cao Fangjie felt her stomach fliped at the sight of the Ghost king.
"Cao Fangjie, martial goddess of the west." Hua Cheng tilted his head.
"You know me." Her smile was so wide that it seemed to radiate light by now.
"You are the one who came to my den today." Hua Cheng looked bored while saying that.
"My lord knew?" Her smile faltered for a bit, feeling conscious.
"Your disguise was lousy."
"I-I, I wasn't actually trying to hide."
Hua Cheng scoffed but said nothing else.
"If you have nothing important for me, please leave."
Cao Fangjie had heard of the Ghost king being extremely rude and brutal but this was nothing in her opinion. He was just a busy man who didn't like socializing. She was very much like that too.
"I-I actually -"
"If you are still set on that bet, I advise you to back off right now. I have no interest in keeping a pesky kid like you around me. Nor as a servant or anything else. Now. Leave." He seethed, eyes growing red.
"Hot." The goddess spoke without thinking.
Hua Cheng was taken aback and the surprise was visible on his face as he gave her an incredulous look. "What did you say."
Cao Fangjie felt her cheeks burn as she stared in the Ghost king's obsidian eye, "You are hot. My lord."
To say that Hua Cheng was baffled by this Goddess's guts would be an understatement. He was entirely repulsed. Surely this woman wasn't right in the head or she had ulterior motives.
"I might just turn you to ashes if you act so bold in front of me. Mind your limits goddess."
The way Hua Cheng said goddess did something to Cao Fangjie, her heartbeat skyrocketed in a matter of seconds. It was a taboo for a martial god and thus she was very disappointed in herself. But there as no way she'd leave this ghost king alone.
"Do you-"
"San Lang!" Xie Lian's voice came from the shrine like a melodious song. And so did the God appear in his white robes, his face was painted with dirt and so were his hands. But he directly walked towards Hua Cheng, hugging the taller man close.
Sigh. "I am so tired."
"Welcome back gege." Hua Cheng hugged him in return.
Xie Lian had come so fast that he failed to notice the presence on another entity in the clearing. Cao Fangjie was speechless. The way Hua Cheng spoke to her and the way he spoke to Xie Lian was as different as heaven and hell.
Xie Lian was covered in dirt and yet Hua Cheng had hugged him so closely. Xie Lian was too disrespectful to the ghost king. She concluded.
"My lord." She spoke curtly, giving a little bow.
Hua Cheng glared at her while Xie Lian jumped slightly, turning in Hua Cheng's embrace to find the goddess standing by the peach blossom trees. He smiled embarrassedly, returning the greeting, "What a surprise to find Lady Fanjie here."
"Ah, yes, I came to have a word with Lord Chengzhu but he seems to dislike my polite greeting."
Xie Lian looked up to find Hua Cheng giving her a sour look and then looked back at the goddess, "My apologies your highness but if San Lang doesn't like you company, I can not do anything."
The use of a pet name didn't go unnoticed by the goddess, "Very well, I may return in some other better time then." Cao Fanjie bowed and walked away.
"Finally." Hua Cheng groaned, nosing into Xie Lian's hair and kissing the top of his head.
"San Lang, was she giving you a hard time?"
Hua Cheng chuckled, hugging his husband closer. "No gege, she was just very annoying. I asked her to leave several times but she was dead set of staying."
"Hmm? Why so?"
"Apparently she wants to marry me. Gege, these martial gods in heaven think I am in the market, you need to mark me more often." Hua Cheng had shifted to his younger form while still in Xie Lian's embrace as the other turned back around to face him. He jutted his lower lip out, pretending to pout. Xie Lian's face flushed at the notion of "marking" him more often.
"San Lang!"
"Gege!"
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In the night, the paradise manor was quite, only the occasion chiming of the bells on the wind chime out of their balcony was heard. Hua Cheng's head was nestled in Xie Lian's neck and their naked bodies flushed together. While feeling his husband's soft breath tickle his neck, Xie Lian's thoughts wandered to today. The fact that a goddess could come to puji shrine in pursuit of Hua Cheng was weird.
Without thinking much, he pressed two fingers to his forehead, "Your highness Yin yu?"
The oher responded immediately, "Yes your highness?"
"Er, it's a little strange question but, has a goddess been spotted in ghost city recently?"
"En, the new martial goddess of the west came to gambler's den today. She wanted to bet 100 years of servitude for Chengzhu's hand in marriage."
Xie Lian's eye twitched, a flicker of something unfamiliar flashing in his mind. "Okay, thank you your highness."
The line went silent but Xie Lian's head was in chaos. Why had a new goddess randomly decided to paw on his husband?
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Hooooo, what a week I had!! On Monday, I started working in a casino and quickly realised I won't last long. My hands are turbo small and it caused me more trouble than one could think - I couldn't lift up a full stack, I was always 1-2 tokens off. And generally, I think I am in a bad place mentally because whenever my croupier-teacher would take me to the roulette table, I'd start crying uncontrollably!! Seemingly for no reason but there must be something wrong with my head. Am I crying over math or some trauma I can't figure out? On the third day I cried on the bus on my way to work and then cried once again at the start of my shift. It was obvious to me that I couldn't possibly live like this, and I quit promptly. (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)
Luckily, the casino director was a down-to-earth lady and she understood my situation. She was right when she said that working in a casino couldn't be described perfectly to someone who'd never worked in one before. Sooo... Ya girl is now unemployed, but still not as desperate to regret quitting the school job. The pay was awful and I intend to find a job that will let me earn a decent pay, fitting my degree. Maybe I'll work for some company outside of Poland? That would be sweet. (๑•́ -•̀)
The Sims is now a lil my escapism from the situation - I can forget where I am and focus solely on the lives of my Sims. However, not that much happened lately when it comes to the Owl family. Basically, I tried to find joy in playing toddlers but it was difficult as always - they're boring as fuck, and the upcoming infant update would pretty much make me speedrun/skip two life stages now. But I don't have to worry about it, as Hieronim and Baltazar are already children at this point in time. On another note, Debora happened to visit Serafin. No clue why, as they absolutely hate each other and they haven't spoken in ages but this gave Serafin a sweet idea as to how to get rid of the unwanted guest. It's what she deserves for all these years of being mean to him ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)
That's all for today. Keep your fingers crossed that I find a good job with a worthy pay, and that I successfully fight my inner demons. I actually need help and support. See you around!! (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡
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A blind Vietnam vet, trained as a swordfighter, comes to America and helps to rescue the son of a fellow soldier. Credits: TheMovieDb. Film Cast: Nick Parker: Rutger Hauer Frank Devereaux: Terry O’Quinn Billy Devereaux: Brandon Call Cobb: Charles Cooper MacCready: Noble Willingham Annie Winchester: Lisa Blount Lynn Devereaux: Meg Foster The Assassin: Sho Kosugi Slag: Randall “Tex” Cobb Lyle Pike: Nick Cassavetes Tector Pike: Rick Overton Latin Girl: Julia González Gang Leader: Paul James Vasquez Crooked Miami Cop #1: Woody Watson Crooked Miami Cop #2: Alex Morris Bus Station Cop: Mark Fickert Popcorn: Weasel Forshaw Six Pack: Roy Morgan Snow: Tim Mateer Female Biker: C.K. McFarland Cornfield Killer #1: T.J. McFarland Cornfiled Killer #2: Blue Deckert Cornfield Killer #3: Glenn Lampert Cornfield Killer #4: Red Mitchell Rockwell Mom: Bonnie Suggs Rockwell Dad: Harold Suggs Freeway Lady #1: Barbara Gulling-Goff Freeway Lady #3: Holly Cross Vagley Freeway Lady #2: Dorothy Young Colleen: Sharon Shackelford Casino Bodyguard #1: Jay Pennison Casino Bodyguard #2: Masanori Toguchi Crooked Croupier: R. Nelson Brown Croupier #2: Lincoln Casey Jr. Croupier #3: Gene Skillen Big Mama: Debora Williams Casino Cowboy: Kyle Thatcher Casino Patron: Patricia Mathews Waiter in Elevator: Mitch Hrushowy Penthouse Guard #1: Ernest Mack Penthouse Guard #2: Linwood Walker Drug Dealer: Robert Prentiss Ski Lodge Killer #1: Jeffrey J. Dashnaw Ski Lodge Killer #2: Glenn R. Wilder Ski Lodge Killer #3: David R. Ellis Ski Lodge Killer #4: Michael Adams Ski Lodge Killer #5: Dave Bartholomew Ski Lodge Killer #6: Fred Lerner Ski Lodge Killer #7: Mike Shanks Ski Lodge Killer #8: Ray Colbert Film Crew: Director of Photography: Don Burgess Executive Producer: Robert W. Cort Producer: Daniel Grodnik Director: Phillip Noyce Producer: Tim Matheson Executive Producer: David Madden Associate Producer: Charles Robert Carner Production Design: Peter Murton Editor: David A. Simmons Original Music Composer: J. Peter Robinson Location Manager: Carole Fontana Unit Production Manager: Dennis Stuart Murphy Location Scout: Mike Harrowing Set Designer: Lauren E. Polizzi Title Designer: Michael Lodge Costume Design: Katherine Dover Production Coordinator: Jeffrey J. Kiehlbauch Casting Assistant: Louise Marrufo Production Coordinator: Gina Scheerer Casting: Junie Lowry-Johnson Casting Associate: William A. Johnson Art Direction: John Myhre Casting Assistant: Elisa Goodman Location Manager: Susan Elkins Script Supervisor: Helen Caldwell Set Decoration: Tom Talbert Second Unit Director: Dick Ziker Key Makeup Artist: Karoly Balazs Special Effects Makeup Artist: J.C. Matalon Assistant Hairstylist: Jan Sebastian Key Makeup Artist: Jeanne Van Phue Hairstylist: Cinzia Zanetti Production Manager: Leonard Bram Executive In Charge Of Production: Ted Zachary Additional Second Assistant Director: Sandy Collister Second Assistant Director: K.C. Colwell First Assistant Director: Tom Davies Second Assistant Director: Douglas Dean III Second Assistant Director: Thomas A. Irvine First Assistant Director: Donald P.H. Eaton Second Unit Director: Max Kleven Set Dresser: Joel Bestrop Art Direction: Michael Marcus Set Decoration: Nicholas T. Preovolos Sound Editor: Gregg Baxter Production Sound Mixer: Jacob Goldstein Assistant Sound Editor: David Hagberg Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Grover B. Helsley Sound Editor: Michael Hilkene Sound Mixer: Walter Hoylman Sound Editor: David M. Ice Sound Editor: Doug Jackson Special Sound Effects: Eric Lindemann Sound Re-Recording Mixer: William L. McCaughey Boom Operator: Prometheus Patient ADR Editor: Tally Paulos Foley Mixer: Troy Porter Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Richard D. Rogers Foley Artist: Joan Rowe Sound Editor: Christopher Sheldon Assistant Sound Editor: Thomas W. Small Foley Artist: Jerry Trent Special Effects Coordinator: Martin Bresin Special Effects Assistant: Steven C. Foster Special Effects Assistant: Marvin Gardner Special Effects Coordinator: Allen Hall Special Effects Supervisor: Mike Manzel Special Effects Assistant: Joe Montenegr...
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Guide du Blackjack progressif pour les débutants
Le Blackjack est extrêmement populaire auprès de la plupart des joueurs de jeux de cartes de casino, et ce pour de très bonnes raisons. Il possède le meilleur RTP (retour au joueur) potentiel de tous les jeux de table de casino lorsqu'il est bien joué et ses règles sont parmi les plus simples des jeux de cartes de casino.
Pour les débutants, le blackjack est l'un des jeux les plus faciles à apprendre, contrairement au poker, qui nécessite beaucoup de mains et de stratégies pour être compris. Il n'est pas non plus nécessaire de lire les autres joueurs, ce qui fait du blackjack le jeu idéal pour jouer à une table en direct ou dans un casino en ligne.
Mais le blackjack ne se résume pas à des jeux simples, tels que "Lucky Lucky", "Perfect pairs", "Royal match", "21+3" et "Lucky Ladies". En outre, l'un des paris latéraux les plus intéressants de ces dernières années est le pari sur le jackpot progressif. Cette mise offre souvent la possibilité de gagner beaucoup d'argent.
Poursuivez votre lecture en lisant les conseils de blackjack pour les débutants et en découvrant les bases du blackjack progressif. Lire aussi « Le progressive jackpot blackjack : Une excitante fusion de stratégie et de gros gains
Règles de base du blackjack
Pour jouer au blackjack progressif, vous devez connaître les règles de base du blackjack. Passez cette partie si vous connaissez déjà les règles de ce jeu de cartes de casino. Le but du jeu est de constituer une main de cartes qui se rapproche le plus possible de 21 sans dépasser ce nombre.
Les cartes représentant des numéros (de 2 à 10, quelle que soit leur couleur) valent leur valeur nominale, tandis que les cartes royales (J, Q, K) valent 10, et vous pouvez choisir si les as valent 11 ou 1 - selon ce qui vous convient le mieux.
Au début du jeu, les joueurs doivent placer leur mise initiale. Ils reçoivent ensuite deux cartes chacun, ainsi que le croupier, mais l'une des cartes du croupier est face visible.
Les options de base sont de "toucher" (recevoir une nouvelle carte) ou de "rester" (conserver ce que vous avez). Vous pouvez toucher autant de fois que vous le souhaitez, mais si vous dépassez 21, vous êtes "bust" - c'est l'une des règles du blackjack les plus importantes et les plus faciles à retenir.
Si vous vous arrêtez, le jeu passe au joueur suivant. Lorsque chaque joueur a eu son tour, le croupier montre sa carte face cachée. La main la plus proche de 21 gagne. Et c'est tout. Nous vous avions dit qu'il s'agissait de l'un des jeux de table de casino les plus faciles à jouer ! Vous êtes maintenant prêt à passer à l'étape suivante et à vous familiariser avec le blackjack progressif.
A quel point dois-je me rapprocher de 21 ?
Le but du jeu est d'atteindre 21 ou de s'en approcher. Si vous touchez 22 et plus, par exemple un 10 et une reine, vous êtes éliminé. Par conséquent, si vous vous demandez comment jouer au blackjack dans un casino pour les débutants, commencez par vous entraîner quelques fois avant de jouer pour de l'argent et comprenez la probabilité de perdre pour vous familiariser avec le jeu.
Une autre façon de comprendre comment jouer au 21 pour les débutants est de fixer des repères de numéros avec lesquels vous allez "coller" ou "frapper". Coller, c'est quand vous décidez de laisser vos cartes telles quelles et frapper, c'est quand vous voulez une autre carte de la part du croupier.
Si le croupier pose un 10 et que vous avez des paires de 7 ou de 8, ou que vous avez une main de 14 à 16, il n'est pas idéal de jouer car vous avez de grandes chances de dépasser 21. Il est préférable de s'accrocher et d'espérer que le croupier se casse la figure.
Tout ce qui se situe entre 17 et 20 est considéré comme un tour fort, il est donc recommandé de s'en tenir là. Toutefois, les joueurs expérimentés demanderont souvent une autre carte avec une main de 13 ou moins - il faut parfois prendre le risque de gagner gros.
Explication des jackpots progressifs
Le blackjack progressif est simplement un blackjack avec un pari latéral pour un jackpot progressif. Les premiers jeux à jackpot progressif ont été les machines à sous en ligne, comme le très populaire Mega Moolah, dont le jackpot augmente au fur et à mesure que vous jouez.
Une fraction de la mise du joueur est affectée au montant du jackpot de base, ou jackpot de départ, ainsi qu'une fraction de toutes les mises effectuées par tous les joueurs sur le même réseau de jackpot progressif. Ce processus se poursuit jusqu'à ce que quelqu'un remporte le jackpot et que la cagnotte de départ revienne à son montant de base.
Le potentiel de méga-gagnants rend ces machines à sous en ligne très populaires. C'est peut-être la raison pour laquelle les jeux de table des casinos proposent également de plus en plus de jackpots progressifs, que ce soit dans les établissements terrestres ou dans les casinos en ligne.
Comment jouer au blackjack progressif
Un type courant de blackjack progressif se joue avec quatre jeux de cartes. Vous placez une mise latérale dans l'espoir que vos deux cartes se combinent avec les deux cartes du croupier de manière à déclencher le versement d'un jackpot. Que vous gagniez ou perdiez, la mise n'affecte pas le résultat du jeu de base et vice versa.
Un pari latéral progressif au blackjack paie un certain nombre de combinaisons gagnantes en plus du jackpot progressif lui-même, bien qu'il vaille la peine de noter que vous devrez miser plus pour être dans la course. Voici comment vous pouvez gagner :
Un as de n'importe quelle couleur rapporte 3:1 - Deux as de couleurs différentes rapportent 15:1 - Deux as de la même couleur rapportent 50:1 - Trois as de couleurs différentes rapportent 200:1 - Trois as de la même couleur rapportent 1 000:1 –
Quatre as de couleurs différentes rapportent 2 000:1 - Quatre as de la même couleur (rouge ou noir) déclencheront le jackpot progressif - Progresser au blackjack.
Il est vrai que vous n'avez besoin que de connaissances de base en matière de blackjack pour jouer au blackjack progressif, mais ce n'est pas tout. Il y a quelques règles supplémentaires. L'une d'entre elles est que vous ne pouvez pas gagner le jackpot si vous séparez les as.
Le fractionnement au blackjack est un concept que vous devez comprendre pour améliorer votre jeu de base. Si vos deux premières cartes sont une paire (c'est-à-dire qu'elles ont la même valeur), vous pouvez les séparer en deux mains distinctes et obtenir une autre carte pour chaque main.
Vous devez également placer une autre mise égale à votre mise initiale. En règle générale, il est conseillé de toujours séparer une paire d'as, mais il est préférable de les garder ensemble au blackjack progressif.
Une autre règle concerne le doublement de la mise. Si vous doublez, cela signifie que vous augmentez votre mise initiale jusqu'à 100 %. Mais vous devez également prendre une carte supplémentaire en retour. La règle au blackjack progressif est que vous ne pouvez doubler que lorsque votre main obtient 9, 10 ou 11 et que vous ne pouvez pas doubler après avoir partagé.
C'est en s'exerçant qu'on progresse : Blackjack avec croupier en direct
En fin de compte, gagner au blackjack peut s'expliquer par le fait d'être celui qui se rapproche le plus de 21. Aussi simple que cela puisse paraître, il faut un peu de pratique pour s'habituer à ces concepts. Un excellent moyen d'apprendre les ficelles du métier à la table de blackjack est de jouer au blackjack avec croupier en direct dans un casino en ligne.
Vous pouvez littéralement rejoindre une table de blackjack en direct sur votre téléphone portable ou votre tablette et jouer contre un croupier de blackjack expérimenté qui distribue de vraies cartes.
Vous pouvez apprendre à diviser et à doubler les mises et explorer d'autres paris latéraux. L'aspect social est également très important lorsque vous jouez dans un casino en ligne. L'interface de jeu vous permet d'interagir avec votre sympathique croupier de blackjack en ligne et les autres joueurs à la table via une boîte de chat.
Un autre avantage lorsque vous jouez au blackjack en ligne en direct pour de l'argent réel est que vous pouvez vous entraîner en utilisant un tableau de blackjack, qui est un tableau de stratégie qui montre les meilleurs jeux possibles pour une combinaison de cartes donnée. Après tout, c'est en forgeant qu'on devient forgeron.
Les meilleurs paris latéraux des casinos en ligne
Le blackjack avec croupier en direct n'offre pas de jackpots progressifs pour le moment, mais il existe quelques variantes de blackjack en ligne avec des paris latéraux géniaux qui s'en rapprochent - un excellent moyen de garder le blackjack frais et excitant.
L'un des meilleurs paris latéraux de casino en ligne pour les joueurs de blackjack est le Blazing 7s Blackjack. Il rapporte 5 fois votre mise si l'une de vos deux premières cartes est un 7 et le paiement augmente au fur et à mesure que des 7 apparaissent dans le tirage.
Deux 7 dans votre main vous rapportent 35x votre mise de côté, qui passe à 77x si la carte supérieure du croupier est également un 7 et à 350x si vos deux premières cartes et la carte supérieure du croupier sont de la même couleur. Si elles sont toutes de la même couleur, vous remportez un gros gain de 777x votre mise.
Vous pouvez jouer jusqu'à trois mains de Blazing 7s Blackjack en même temps. N'oubliez pas d'utiliser votre tableau de blackjack pour vous aider à déterminer la meilleure action pour les cartes qui vous ont été distribuées.
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X-ray Raz is VERY cute and we don't appreciate that enough.
"Our Lady of Restraint" and the fact that Hollis' mental sanctuary is in the hospital chapel suggests she might be religious, which I think is a neat little addition.
Actually, aside: I think it's very telling that your controls DON'T invert when Raz is on a levitation ball. By all accounts they should, which tells me that Raz is SUCH an experienced circus performer that he doesn't even have to think about reversing his movement on top of a ball. He just does it automatically because he has so much practice.
The Lady Lucktopus exterior has a great deal of seagull crap in specific high-risk spots which I think is a very funny and niche detail to add that does a good job of adding depth to the scene.
Also I wish I could more closely examine the low-poly distance models for this scene, it's really neat. And the Skybox here is really quite pretty.
I think the Croupier is using the same soundbite as the one from Grim Fandango, which is a very clever little reference.
GOD Hollis' Hot Streak looks good.
The exterior of Hollis' Hot Streak has tentacles and cards wrapping around the world, and even the buildings are wavy like tentacls. Just a real cool note.
There's an X-ray that features a skull with three eye sockets, to indicate a psychic's 'third eye' which is entertaining.
Hollis' high-rollers lounge features a heart motif rather than a sunrise (which I think is what it was before). This because she hasn't been following her heart, and you have to help her realign her thoughts with her heart.
MAN I love the things this game does with gravity and perspective.
"Oh, phew, it's just the morgue."
I suspect Hollis has an 'addictive personality' even though she understands the math behind gambling. All this happened too easily, I bet she'd be into Gacha games and blind boxes, but she wouldn't indulge in them because they're 'a waste of money'. She'd be down for a penny-ante poker game with friends.
I think the maternity ward music has "Rock a bye baby" in its music.
In the Pharmacy at least, we can see that the pharmacy is erupting out of Hollis' mental blockages. I suspect she's very frequently stuck in the same way of thinking, which could be why she struggles to solve the financial issues-- but also why she's known for her steadfast attitude. Hollis never changes, and Hollis has a very straightforward and direct moral compass. All three of her minigames relate to her heart, I suspect she's very head-driven, and might not have ever really been driven by her heart. While Raz definitely tinkered with her problem-solving abilities and muddled things, I think he also helped her handle being more in-tune with her emotions, which might be why she softens up on Raz just a bit in the game.
I wish there was a New Game + Where I could play with all the powers and upgrades I've earned previously unlocked.
The medical nurses are incredibly funny still.
Says the heart: "My doctor told me to stay off this leg. but he's also my boss, and he told me if I miss another race, I'll be fired." I think that indicates Hollis' disregard for her own feelings nicely. The one time she let her feelings override her logic, she made a mistake that ended her medical career. "Who am I to complain? I'm not special." Also the heart is literally a 'broken heart'. Worth noting, the other runners in the cardio race all see Raz as a joker, except the heart who sees Raz as a coach.
I like Adam and Lizzie. They're neat.
The Lady Lucktopus' cards are actually pretty neat, I bet they could be adapted into a real playing card set.
There are some interesting implications to the interns' astral projections turning into thought nodes.
Back to the heart thing, it's interesting that you attack the heart in the Lady Lucktopus' head. Perhaps showing Hollis the difference between "Letting yourself have your feelings" and "Letting your heart rule your head".
Wtf Hollis' hands reach past her knees when she's standing. Psychonauts proportions are so whack, I love them.
Raz being ashamed of himself is still so cute. He's just a littol creatchur.
Poor Sasha has been stuck in the fuckin air vents for HOURS. (Also his codename is Shoehorn because he used to be a cobbler lmao)
I love that milla dresses like she's trying to dress like a secret agent for a halloween party.
Raz is Eggbeater because he messes with so many brains. :)
Norma honey plz fix the bridge of your glasses you will get SO many headaches like that.
The Lady Lucktopus' hallway carpet is actually fantastic and I would like that as an area rug.
I had to learn from the Internet that you could blast the psi drones. Like what is even the point of having them then lmao.
Adam is so cool, actually.
Lizzie has straight-up cryokinesis, does she know how powerful she is??
Sasha's utter disdain for necromancy amuses me greatly.
Hollis being completely correct at her first guess is hilarious.
Poor Sasha never gets answers for why he was stuck in an air vent for HOURS. (Assumed based on the daylight out the window).
"Oh, Sasha. I just don't know who to trust anymore." From Milla. 👀
Sasha is SUCH a dad, bless his heart.
Huh, the lever in his lab with the button prompt no longer has the button prompt. No more "Press Triangle to Razputin" lmao.
He has a recycle bin next to his desk, but no garbage can. Also, a flower in a boot?? A reminder of his parents, perhaps?? Right next to a gold brain trophy that he probably earned by being such a smart cookie. Everyone talks about the lamp in his office, but nobody comments on the SEVEN potted plants he keeps near his desk. :)
Whitlatch just asked for "A background check on that whole circus family" before they even show up. She's just racist against grulovians. >c
Hey if the Psychonauts wants to cut their damn budget they could start with the WHOLE WATER FEATURE in the boss' office, james bond villain-lookin ass...
Truman's... pants. Truman's pants have a brain pattern. Bruh's whole-ass wearing Psychonauts brand pajamas. I know we knew this because mf is wearing a bathrobe, but STILL.
"I have no-one else I can trust." Bitch he's TEN. Would everyone please stop trusting a ten-year-old. I know he saves the world with the regularity of a pokemon trainer but he is STILL TEN.
Raz: "I'll complete this mission with utmost secrecy." [summons the worlds most famous psychonaut in the middle of the HQ lunchroom, yelling about a mole in the psychonauts]
Helmut and Bob's stumps at Whispering Rock are next to each other. :')
The visual of he cabin around Ford seeming to have exploded from Ford as the source sure is something serious.
Cruller has at least one arm tattoo.
I was wrong about the twist villain not saying anything to betray himself. "Do you know who I am?" "I'm telling my dad!"
If you watch him, Raz is VISIBLY more focused when he's standing still balancing on his levitation ball.
"This is just another brain in torment. It needs a Psychonaut to fix it." I like that fake Truman doesn't realize that Psychonauts aren't meant to "Fix" people.
That'll be it for tonight, probably more liveblogging later unless someone hates me for these already lmao.
Replaying Psychonauts 2 for the funzies.
In Loboto's Labyrinth, the last time you visit the trap (right before you relearn levitation from Milla) the exit blocked by a painting has a chandelier hanging above it that looks suspiciously like SOMEONE'S intricate headdress.
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Highlights from Tiān Guān Cì Fú/Heaven Official’s Blessing (天官赐福) - Chapter 74
Bonus:
#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#hob#tgcf manhua#tgcf manhua highlights#ITS ME IM THOSE CROUPIER LADIES WHO ARE LOSING IT IN THE BG!!!#but also i want to marry them so bad they're so beautiful wtf#and also holy moly this was ULTRA HUALIAN HAND-TOUCHING#AND STRAIGHT UP HAND HOLDING#LIKE FOR PRETTY MUCH EVERY PANEL IM HNNGHH#also xie lian is extra adorable when he's surprised by his borrowed luck hehe#i want to protecc
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Whatever was going on in my brain at that time
#team chengzhu#hua cheng#yin yu#he xuan#lady croupier#little attendant#lady dancer#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing
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i love girls month ; twenty-sixth day.
synopsis: You always helped Nana win, and then you both could celebrate earned money and other prizes.
# tags: scenario; friendship; casino night; gambling!au; croupier!reader; slice of life; rather sfw
includes: female reader ft. nana osaki {nana}
You dealt the cards with a straight face and then you looked at the hands of all the players to see if any of them were cheating.
“You know the rules. The highest setting of cards wins, remember that this is poker. We start with the lowest rate. I charge ten thousand yen from each of you. Please, look at your cards and list up to four of them. There is only one exchange, therefore I won’t agree to deal with any of you. Raise your stake every twenty thousand yen minimum. If the rules are clear, we can start.”
The game started and a few strangers (though not quite, ‘cause they were regular customers) gathered around the green table. You watched carefully the movements of each man and one woman, taking color tokens from them from time to time or exchanging their cards. The games you played were never too long – the hands and the game itself were really fast.
“I raise the bet.”
“Me too, please.”
At one point, the players reached the highest possible stakes; everyone was sure they would win, so at some point one of the players stopped the game with a huge smile.
“I want to check.”
“Show your cards.” You said right away without taking your eyes off all the people. “Jacks and tens pair.” You said glancing at the person to your right. “Full House. Mhm, not bad.” You added after a short while by shaking your head. “Flush... And oh, Straight Flush.” You looked at the two men, then your eyes landed on the dark-haired girl. “The last hand is ... a Royal Flush.”
The crowd around you all clapped and you slid all tokens towards Nana. After a while you looked at the disgruntled expressions of your customers, especially the one who had a Straight Flush, and then smiled firmly.
“One more game, gentlemen and lady?”
“Pass.” All four said, and you just chuckled in your soul; after all, thanks to your shuffling skills and Nana’s always good game, both of you were undefeated.
previous day ; tachibana hinata from tokyo revengers ♡ next day ; sakura haruno and hinata hyuuga from naruto
#— 👠#nana#nana imagines#nana scenarios#nana x reader#nana x you#nana x y/n#nana anime#nana anime imagines#nana anime scenarios#nana anime x you#nana anime x reader#nana anime x y/n#nana osaki#nana osaki scenarios#nana osaki imagines#nana osaki x reader#nana osaki x y/n#nana osaki x you
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A. Jobs You Can Do In Full Evening Dress
Work suited to the class of people into which most of us fall might include the following, in many of which you need only to work at night, if you are still acclimatizing:
Waiter or Restaurant Manager
Particularly good, because many of us have exactly the right manner and know a great deal about...wine.
Musician or Conductor
Your meticulous attention to detail will help you here. Also, it is not unknown for some of the more hotheaded conductors to attempt to kill and eat troublesome members of the orchestra, so any little lapses on your part are liable to pass unnoticed.
Croupier
To be approached with care, and only by experienced male members of the League. Ladies’ evening gowns are being worn low-cut this year, and the sight of the ladies in a state of excited anticipation may cause you to have to make your excuses and bite an apple in the privacy of your own room.
Theater Manager
As above. But theater folk are very understanding and, given what tends to go on in any case, you will probably fit in very well.
--Terry Pratchett and Stephen Briggs, “The Ankh-Morpork Archives
(This is about jobs for vampires and like. Given the dramatics vampires tend to get up to, I think theater IS probably a great place for them.)
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Lady Luck (pt. 1)
I was so hyped to write this lol. Heavily inspired by Kaiji <3
Tw: mafia mention, unrealistic potrayal of mafia, mentions of threats, implied obssessive behavior (will get more hardcore in the second part tho), mentions of gambling, kidnapping /not reader/
You knew that you were a scum, a lowlife, a miserable loser without much hope in life - that’s exactly why you had no problem joining the deadliest underground paradise and following under the steps of the Lucciano family. They controlled everything - the casinos, the drugs, the guns, the whores, you name it - they provided it. And you had nothing - neither a past, nor a future. But everything changed when the oldest son Thomas decided to help you get out of the mud and step onto your legs - he gave you a home, a friend to return to, a shoulder to cry on when reality felt too painful and harsh, just too much to bear on your own. “Why would you do that for a stranger?” You had asked him once while tipsy, sitting by the hearth, a slight blush adorning your soft cheeks. “That’s easy.” The man had responded right away without giving it much thought. “You remind me of myself.”
You spent long nights thinking about his words but never came to a conclusion - he was born into a powerful, wealty family, so it made no sense for him to have experienced rock bottom the way you had. And his small black eyes displayed such a variety of terryfing emotions - bloodlust, greed, sin and so much sadness. Why would a monster ever feel scared, you wondered.
Working for the Luccianos wasn’t especially hard or even dangerous - you ran small errands for them, took care of the younger kids, helped with insignificant deals, acted as a croupier when their staff was sick or missing or had to be taken care of, but one thing you were thankful for was how they never tried to force you into doing something you would never be able to forgive yourself for. Thomas was kind to you - always so considerate, willing to listen, to understand how you felt even when the worlds you two lived in differed so greatly. He was supposed to be villain of the story, big and scary, demanding, taking whatever he wants without asking and never feeling an ounce of regret about it. And for a while, you were suspicous of the man’s every move - you were desperately waiting for the mobster to fuck up and show his true colours so you could let yourself hate him, despise him. And yet the sweet, sweet moment of revelation never came. You knew, of course, of the many evil deeds the criminal bestowed upon thousands of innocent people each and every day, but you never witnessed it with your own eyes and when the man was treating you like a part of his family, holding you close and giving you chance after chance to prove yourself, it was slowly getting impossible to view him as the bad guy. Perhaps you should have waited just a little longer.
It happened during a warm, spring day. You didn’t expect it, you couldn’t. You had just finished your shift at midnight in the small shop you worked in, which belonged to Thomas’ mother, and were heading to the Lucciano mansion. It had been a particularly long and exhausting day, so you wanted nothing more than to feel the soft, silky, white sheets down your half-naked body while the quiet classical music took you to dream land and back. But upon opening the heavy wooden door, you quickly noticed something was different - there was no music, the big black TV in the middle of the hall was set to camera mode instead of the normal one, and it was awfully quiet. “They must have had to leave the country for a while.” You rationalised. “It has happened before after all.” You kept reassuring yourself while taking a tiny step towards the centre of the room where light was the strongest - it could uncover every hidden little detail.
And then the TV was turned on. You shifted your gaze up, paranoia eating at you from inside out. Soon there was clear image on the massive screen, but what you saw left you speechless. There were hours of footage from your personal life - working, hanging out with friends, eating, bathing. What made the shivers down your spine run cold was a scene where a guy, your boyfriend, was kissing you, touching you, undressing you with his praying eyes. It was nothing unusual for a young woman to have a love life, but this broke the only rule Thomas had told you upon entering the house - you were forbidden from having close relationships with men, especially dangerous ones, and for the longest time, you had no issue living by that as long as you came back to the luxury and warmth the mobster provided for you. Until you met him - a charming, clever member of a local gang. You knew it was wrong and could cost you more than you were willing to sacrifice and yet you still gave in. It was your first time experiencing the highs and lows of love, so who could blame you when it was such a magical feeling, a mixture of adrenaline and opium. Alex made you feel like a real human being instead of someone just existing, leeching off the stronger, wealthier species.
There was a shadow moving out from the corner, playing into your delusions. But soon enough you realised it was all a reality as none other than Thomas walked slowly towards you, clapping his hands dramatically, a sly smirk on his beautiful, scarred face. Did he...
"Congratulations." The man started off, dark eyes set on you, slowly coming closer and closer like a big black hole, ready to swallow you whole. "You went and got yourself a little boy - toy." The criminal chuckled viciously under his breath, making you cringe at the crude nickname he used. The situation felt surreal and yet the fear and panic were already suffocating you, making you dizzy wish regret. "I wish you would have told me though... I never thought someone I hold so important would lie to me." The mobster kept rambling, waving his arms in the air theatrically, while holding a lit cigarette, but never moving it to his lips - it was just a prop, a way to create a thick smoke mist in your eyes. It was finally the hour of judgement.
"What do you want?" You asked, faking confidence, desperate to take control of what was happening. It was a bizarre thing to see your dearest friend act in such a eerie, frightening way, almost treating you like one of his victims - nothing more than an indebted bastard or an unfortunate bystander, unlucky enough to catch a deal unfolding right behind the scenes. It hurt but you had forced this upon yourself and you had to fix it.
"Nothing much, really." Thomas replied, finally inhaling the deadly smoke into his open mouth. He played with his collar for a while, as if you weren't standing there, scared for your life. "I just want to teach you a lesson in obedience, doll." The mafioso continued, circling you slowly, his heavy gaze never leaving your body. You felt awfully exposed even when all your clothes were present, covering every inch of your skin. With a swift snap of his fingers, the man summoned most of the gorillas that worked under him. Two of them were dragging your kicking, screaming boyfriend towards the centre of the room, but a quick punch in the guts managed to quiet him down. He looked terrified, his face bloody and injured, covered in dust and misery. But he was still alive and only that mattered to you.
"I wanted to make this entertaining for all of us." The oldest Lucciano spoke out, his husky voice echoing trough the golden ceiling. He moved over to your lover and harshly pressed the cigarette butt against the exposed skin of his unprotected arm. The man cried out in pain, silently pleading you to help with his big, terrified eyes. And here you were, as helpess as he was - if not even more. "So I decided to initiate a little gamble of sorts, ya know?" Thomas winked at you, smiling with malice. You couldn't help, but recall all the times you two had played poker together, betting less than pocket change. You never understood why the man always got so excited despite winning such small sums, especially when his casinos already did well. But now you could see it clearly - he got off crushing his opponent, taking the victory under their noses. Money meant nothing. As long as he was able to ruin your mood, your life, the man was pleased.
Soft white light lit up the furthest corners of the hall and you saw dozen square boxes, arranged in a circle. It looked harmless enough on its own, still they were stamped with Thomas’ symbol - a dove. You used to wonder why someone in the most dangerous depts of mafia would choose such an innocent, sweet signature pf representation and now the answer was right in front of you - that way it was easier to trick the enemy into thinking they were safe. And how wrong were they.
“As you can see, there are nine wooden boxes in total. They look exactly the same and on top of each one there is a hole.” Thomas stopped to point at them, the raw anticipation flooding his otherwise dull pupils. “Six of the boxes are empty. In the other three though, there are placed some of the most poisonous snakes in the world. One bite and you are dead.” The madman gave a loud, breathy laugh while your boyfriend squirmed uncomfortably in place, restrained by the strong arms, holding him down. “Both of you will take four turns putting your hand in the boxes. After every round the box would be closed off and you would be able to choose only from the remaining ones. ” The mobster grinned widely, looking at your horrified expression. You couldn’t believe that the man was willing to put your lives on the line simply because you had neglected one of his orders. “Now you may be wondering where the suspence is - after all you would probaby manage to hear the hissing from afar and avoid the place it comes from. Rest assured, my foolish little friends. Right now the snakes are heavily intoxicated and absolutely silent - which doesn’t mean, of course, that they won’t attack any soft flesh they see. If you die, that’s on you, but if you survive, you will be rewarded.” Thomas clapped his hands together and his man let go of your lover, resulting in his falling to the ground with a heavy bang. Thomas pursed his lips together.
“Shall we get started?”
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Stay Away Goddess-Part I
A new goddess recently ascended. She's fire, literally. Her aura is so strong that anyone barely has the guts to speak in front of her or against her. Cao Fangjie. She's a martial goddess, taking over West alongside Qi Ying.
Although she's young, sprightly, beautiful and kind, in most situations, she's also snarky, witty and... notorious, to put it gently. She and Qi Ying often get into brawls for fun. One fine day, she crosses paths with Xie Lian. She's not really ignorable, with her wild platinum hair and contrasting black attire, she can't go unnoticed. But his royal highness just bowed to her in greeting and left? Didn't even look back?
She wasn't offended, no no. But she was curious, not at all missing the two fingers Xie Lian pressed to his temple, chatting with his rumored beloved. She huffed and decided to let it slide. After all, XL was the strongest martial God.
Another time she clashed ways with Xie Lian wasn't actually with Xie Lian. She was strolling through the mortal realm with a deputy general. Sensing a strong essence of evil, she decided to take a look at which ghost this powerful was randomly lounging here.
When her eyes caught the sight of Blood red maple robes, sharp eyebrows, and deep obsidian eyes, fixated on the flower crown he was sewing in his lap, she felt her heart skip a beat. The youth was not more than seventeen but his build was very fine, hiding muscles under those fitting robes.
He was seated on the grass field all alone, focusing on the task in hand. Dianxia had said he'd be back in a minute or so and thus Hua Cheng was keeping himself busy with this. He smiled at his handy work when the white flowers were finally sewn together in that crown. It would be more beautiful when donned by his highness.
As if sensing a strong hindrance in the array he set near that field, he whipped his head to find a black clad lady standing by the field. Her hair was abnormally white and she was sporting a short expression. As if caught in staring, the lady blushed and ducked her head. Hua Cheng raised an eyebrow to himself but decided to ignore the intruder.
Cao Fangjie thought the youth was very cute but a little weird, sitting all alone in a field, surrounded by an array. Could he be a god's little brother? Her question was answered when a familiar God walked out from the trees behind. It was Xie Lian, donning his humble white attire and bamboo hat.
Multiple ideas swarmed in her head, how easy would it be to reach out to this handsome youth through his highness. But her thoughts were disturbed when Xie Lian lowered his head to place a kiss on Hua Cheng's lips. Cao Fangjie's eyes widened in surprise.
So this was his highness's beloved!? T-this is Crimson rain sought flower? The terror of the heavens!? She watched as Hua Cheng smiled at Xie Lian and placed the flower crown on his head. They were both so wrapped up in their little bubble that they didn't even notice how a goddess was staring at them from afar.
After that day, Cao Fangjie was found in libraries and the civil Gods' office. When asked, she was researching about Hua Cheng. And there were so many texts about him that she didn't dare carry that on.
Finally, getting bored from the books, she Descended in the mortal realm. Ghost city to be specific. Her appearance this time was different, her hair was still white, tied in a braid resting on her shoulder but her stature was thin and seductive, hidden under gray robes which didn't contain any heavenly jewelry.
She had done her research about ghost city, so it was only natural that the first place she went in was the gambler's den. She stood in front of the curtains, by the long table. She could somewhat make out the line of a certain someone lounging on the divan behind the red veil.
"Greetings madam, please put forward your bet." The croupier spoke formally. Cia Fangjie smiled slightly and spoke in a confident tone, "I would like to bet 100 years of my life in return for Chengzhu's hand in marriage." Silence permeated the air. Each and every head turned towards her Even the figure behind the veil sat upright on hearing this.
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