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EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN

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me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

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Wicked dolls by Mattel have the wrong website of the film printed on the packaging which directs you to an adult film website.

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if somebody you knew for a year said "listen. im just gonna be honest here. i know ive known you too long to not know your name. but i simply do not. i dont know how this happened. im reasonably confident you told me your name at some point. could you remind me please" how would you react

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lapdog

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no you fucking didn't

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Doodles :D

Ghost Trick Manfred

Manfred Manfred 👍

not Manfred, x2

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yesterday was @okase 's birthday so i drew her some delightful trash birds (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

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What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.

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Please sign the petition!!!

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some sketches from my telegram какие-то скетчи из моего маленького тгк

some... stuff? штуки?...

washed bobby's hairspray off. and mini simon (hes 21 and we're the same age at this point, but) помытый от лака бобби и мини саймон (ага мини мы одного возраста)

idk just no thoughts head empty.... eh хз башка пустая. настроение ещё так скачет буэ

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff