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The true “boys will be boys” is when all FOUR of you managed to forget your keys and phones and it’s freezing outside and the best solution you and your friends (Ivy League graduates, may I add) could come up with was launching yourself off the roof ledge to break into your own apartment
#lads being lads#whats better than this#a little life#jude st francis#a little life play#een klein leven#a little life book#jb marion#willem ragnarsson#malcolm irvine
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The forbidden smooth Machete.
A lot of his head is just fluff, without it he's even more noodly than usual.
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumbr#Machete#anthro#sighthound#dogs#canine#animals#sorry I'm currently just in a constant state of being behind the schedule with several things#I haven't had the time and energy to draw much of anything#and when I do I choose to give you this#lotsa neck surprisingly limited brain space on this lad#sometimes I think the mane kind of masks his sighthound features but underneath he's got those typical aerodynamic greyhound shapes
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“Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?”
#Frankenstein#gothic literature#gothic lit art#victor frankenstein#happy new year lads#ive been thinking about nothing else but them for the past 3 days#been trying to figure out a decent design for victor and i think im getting closer#he needs to have a cruelness to him#and he needs to be kind of pathetic#someone who the creature could snap in half yknow#and i need to make the creature more Mean looking but it just feels right to draw him sad and despairing#THAT BEING SAID i think i did a good job here hehe#henry is next :)))#my art#illustration
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oh, look, you're finally awake. i was wondering how long you'd be out, 'cause i can't say i measured the dosage real exactly. sorry about that.
hey, do you know where we are? c'mon, open those pretty eyes of yours and look. uh-huh, exactly. we're just at the edge of this very pretty forest, and it looks a little dark in there, doesn't it? there's probably bears in it.
no no no, hey, don't cry yet. i haven't even told you what we're doing here. see, i wanna play a game, alright? it's like hide and seek. i'm gonna untie you in just a second and let you go in there, and then i'll come looking for you! doesn't that sound fun? and because i'm feeling nice, i'll even give you a five minute head start.
(ah ah- don't be rude. what do you say when someone does something nice for you? there we go, that's a good little lamb.)
now, in the interest of being open and truthful with each other: i'm going to find you. i mean, honey, you don't even know where we are. i've been in and out of this forest my whole life. it's really a non-starter. so when i find you, i'm going to spread those pretty legs open and fuck your tight little hole until you're just screaming and crying and god, it's going to feel good. for me, mostly. but who knows? maybe you're a little more sick in the head than i thought you were. wouldn't that be interesting?
let's get you out of this rope now, hm? ready? alright, poppet. run.
#i love being condescending. anyway#trying out dom posting for the first time!! howd i do lads#jay speaks#[cnc.]#primal play#switchposting#ftm cnc#trans cnc#cnc brat#bd/sm community#t4t cnc#bd/sm blog#bd/sm kink#primal kink#queer nsft#transmasc nsft#ftm nsft#t4t nsft#trans nsft#mlm nsft#rough cnc#feral#dom posting
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It's insane how Pei Ming slutted his way through life and slutted it up even more once ascended, banging mortal, god, ghost, and demon alike yet he managed to be known as The God of Love. People wish STDs upon his hoe ass and STILL pray to him for luck with romance. Meanwhile one unfortunate government mandated typo and poor Feng Xin is forever known as Thick Dick Daddy 27. Like how is that fair.
#feng xin probably isn't a virgin but he has the aura of someone who had sex one (1) time and then never again#tried it and was like “this isn't what god intended for me 🙏”#(that god being him)#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#feng xin#pei ming#this man is xie lian certified eye candy so like go off king#more like get off king amirite lads
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#48502 of Jude being funny
their banter>>>>>>
#lads being lads#a little life#a little life play#jude st francis#een klein leven#a little life book#malcolm irvine#a sad thirty year old#please jude
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Quick thirst before I go back to writing, I was craving something sweet
Imagine this….
Him, sitting in your lap, face buried into the crook of your neck, back bend as he meekly claws at your shoulders. Your entire focus on him and his body, on the way his fingers twitched, the way he squirmed in pleasure.
One arm is securely wrapped around him, holding him close, listening to each others heart beat. The other one feeling him up, teasing his weak spots or playing with his erotic zones. And every time you rub just slightly harder, you are met with his moans and whimpers ringing in your ears. His breath tickling your skin and his tears damping your shoulder.
And once he gets close, he whispers, “I’m yours.”
#do ya’ll see the vision?#I’m being delusional here but this is one of the reasons why I like cowgirl positions#also I’ve been reading so much perverted filth that I was getting a little bored#it’s still hot but you get desensitised over time which isssss not really good#sub character#sub!character#dom reader#dom!reader#sub bsd x reader#sub bsd#sub bungou stray dogs#sub jujutsu kaisen#sub jjk#sub genshin impact#sub genshin#sub lads#sub love and deepspace#sub kimetsu no yaiba#sub kny#sub demon slayer#sub wuthering waves#sub wuwa#sub honkai star rail#sub hsr#sub gojo#sub blade#sub sunday#sub wanderer#sub whb#sub mha
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class swap design masterpost for convenience (from top to bottom: bard!riz, cleric!gorgug, sorcerer!kristen, barbarian!fig, artificer!adaine, and rogue!fabian)
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhfy#fhsy#fhjy#riz gukgak#gorgug thistlespring#kristen applebees#figueroth faeth#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#my class swap stuff! oh yeah I think I got a tag for that I'll call that#fh class quangle#gna slowly go back and get that tag on relevant posts too. for organization's sake#even tho I didnt really intend this blog to be that kinda blog lmao. we were all just gonna be out here dealin with that at our own pace#anyways uh! they! u know all the lore for the designs already I put em in tags. but otherwise this also collects like the#color keys kind of for these. mostly the things that change between designs#doing this did make me realise half of these are a Lot more consistent in color keys than the other half lol#like kristen's palette stays pretty much the same. and fabian's. the hit's mostly in the construction#a lot of this is overall like an exercise in remembering what high schoolers would actually wear and how to work in Costume pieces#on this point at least I straight up have No relevant recollection lmao all the basic education establishments I went to have uniforms#and outside of school I was. well kind of a shorts and tee guy. so#on that topic I feel like fabian's is the furthest stretch lmao. like if a guy in high school wears the same bright yellow raincoat#to school every day that's like. people would Not like that guy. fabian really is saved by being cute and a rogue#he will still have stans when he's deep in his fishing arc in junior year he's the manic pixie dream bf#anyways uh. things to do! stuff to get done. sleep first tho. have a good night lads#I have not caught new nsbu yet! seems I mostly catch them like two to three days late nowadays.#so please uhh. don't reply on my posts with nsbu spoilers? we are all excited and having fun but that's rude#ok thank u. signing off for the day have a good night#!!
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Does Dogday like pets?
(meanwhile me who wants to pet him so bad-)
i'd say he's the kind of fella to enjoy a good pet from someone he trusts.
#click for quality cause mobile is stupid#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 3#dogday#dogday x reader#hes a good lad#but i think i need to make him more defensive and murdery#i love him being soft but i need to show him being a violently protective monster#sunnyangel
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anything for you, darling
If only you knew the atrocities he would commit, all in the name of his devotion to you.
tags: sylus x reader, hurt/comfort
You’re lying on your side, head nestled on his lap. Above you, you faintly hear him humming—a low, gravelly tune, his steady hand gently carding through your hair. The melody is slightly discordant, but the rich timbre of his voice makes you close your eyes, leaning subconsciously into his touch.
The party downstairs is in full swing, but you don’t feel like joining in on the fun. Odd, considering how much you’d looked forward to this event—a celebration of his recent acquisition of a coveted arms manufacturing company.
But when you went to the vanity he’d built for you for a final once-over, your excitement faltered. The dress, while breathtaking and clearly crafted with care and intention, doesn’t accentuate the places you’d hoped it would. It must be your body, you think. It just doesn’t do the dress justice.
And so, you retreated to hide away in his room.
It wasn’t long before he found you, though.
He didn’t ask why you were there. Without a word, he made his way to the bed, propped himself against the headboard, and pulled you to him.
Which brings you to this moment, lying on his lap, lulled by his crooked yet endearing lullaby as his fingers thread through your hair.
��The dress is lovely,” you murmur. “Thank you for having it made for me.”
“It looks especially lovely on you—everything does,” he replies, sincere, pulling a small, rueful smile from you.
“You don’t have to compliment me all the time, Sy,” you say, chuckling.
The hand in your hair stills. “I mean every word of praise I throw your way.”
You pat his knee gently. “I know. I just don’t want it to feel like a chore for you, is all.”
A firm but tender grip on your jaw draws your gaze up to meet his. His garnet eyes burn with intensity, pinning you in place.
“Did someone say something tonight?” he asks, tone low. The subtle threat in his inquiry sends a chill down your spine.
“No!” you stammer, a hand darting out to press against his chest. “No one said anything. I’m just…my mind’s just all over the place.”
His eyes narrow, and a thumb brushes over the corner of your mouth. “If anyone dares to say anything to you, you tell me. Do you understand?”
“Yes!” you squeak, face now thoroughly warm.
He relaxes, releasing you before resuming his ministrations in your hair.
You take a few moments to calm your racing pulse. “You should stop being so scary,” you mutter, poking at the buttons of his tailored suit.
“I’m afraid being scary comes with this line of work.”
“It sounded like you’d kill the hypothetical person who said something mean to me.”
“Sweetie, I’d burn the world for you.”
Your retort dies in your throat.
His eyes are closed again, and he’s resumed his humming. You want to call him out on his joke, but deep down, you know he means it.
“Sylus?”
“Hm?”
“Thank you.”
You feel a gentle pat on your forehead.
“Anytime, kitten.”
#every night i pray that the isekai mechanism exists#and that i get isekaid into lads#and be with sylus#im being so fr#sylus x reader#sylus x you#sylus x mc#love and deepspace sylus#sylus#love and deepspace#ori.writes
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he could not control the class 😔
#tossing my hat into the trend ring#a little sumn in between pieces#got possessed by the silly for a moment#we love an unhealthy codependent sibling relationship#join me on my delusion of every behavior or habit Ludwig has has been ingrained and propagated into him at early childhood by Gilbert#I imagine Ludwig going thru one of his many social interaction debacles and thinking ‘quick Ludwig - what would brother do?!’#and Gil shows up in his head like the laissez faire voice of authority like#burn their fields and salt their crops 👍 [fades away]#do you understand me?#kinda like when mob thinks of Reigen during social anxieties but he comes up with the most useless advice in his head#Gil’s little puppy <3#hetalia#hetalia fanart#hws germany#hws prussia#aph germany#aph prussia#german bros#digital art#my art#drawing meme#Ludwig waiting for his daily chin scratch for being an agreeable young lad 🥺#on second thought maybe I should’ve done this in more historical clothing#like young Lud being put in charge of his first meeting as like training and doing horribly 😭#general Gil is not satisfied with his performance#do you guys think Gil is a boy mom#discuss
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YO I MET PATRICK ON VACATION IN TORONTO WHATS UPPPPPP
he was very polite and sweet and I wished him well on their show tomorrow and then scampered off lmao
he's such a dad I can't believe he's real
#fob#fall out boy#patrick stump#Patrick sightings in the wild are real and possible lads#this was the universe making it up to me for not being able to see them tomorrow
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podcast people in my phone
#sherlock and co#s&co#sherlock holmes#john watson#mariana ametxazurra#been messin around with this piece for like over a week now. I think this is just mostly to have a general pointer of their design in my#''proper'' style. literally named this file cover.png in my folders lmao#I feel like it isnt as candycore as the chibi version. but its still at a level of colors Im happy with. thats good for me#love giving john watson the default medium-size v-neck when canonically he wears like exclusively merch tees#(maybe its under the v-neck lets all believe that)#anyways. things are moving! lotsa stuff I cant show anyone but my coconspirators... but Im sitting on. Some stuff#gettin there with work... settin up stuff... being insane in march.... da whole package#gonna be having. a real interesting week soon. we'll see what comes of it!#but for now. I sleep. have a good night lads! look both ways before crossing the street
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your honor I love them
video of barry and anthony doing cartwheels in the whitehouse (a sentence i never thought would be typed)
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Flower Empowered.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#wei wuxian#lan wunian#The absolute chaos that ensued when Lan Wangji showed up...those girls went wild.#We have to give kudos to narration that takes the form of a bunch of suitor seeking ladies.#They were so loud about being here for the hotties and whispering gossip. You go girls.#Wei Wuxian most likely just picked up a already tossed flower to throw. Second hand flowers...are still flowers I suppose.#Can you imagine if LWJ had allergies? Poor lad.#Okay it's time for the real gritty discussion point. The one everyone is waiting for me to talk about:#So...from where we are in the timeline...what the hell is WWX supposed to be wearing?#I'm serious. Put all the fanart out of your brain for a moment.#We are post burial grounds and sunshot campaign so he's had his little goth moment reveal.#*BUT* he is still with the Jiang sect. And by proxy of this flashback talking about his disrespect - they never bring up his attire.#meaning he is likely in some kind of Jiang Purple.#Continuity wise it really feels like this scene should have been *before* the burial mounds.#I understand why it's post - we need to build up on the mystery of how he became the YLLZ.#But also his personality feels way more 'pre-burial mounds WWX'. I think this was probably a 'I don't want to kill my darling' scene.#(The Phoenix mountain flashback is a lot of people's 'darling'. I am knowingly putting myself in the line of fire here).#I'm willingly putting him in Wen Qing's borrowed cloak and assuming people take him wearing it as like...a war trophy.#Historians will revise this moment later on but for now he *is* a hero of that war.
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it's a fair question 🙃 Lokius Incorrect Quotes [12/∞]
#mobius#loki#lokius#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#for the record they would be VERY indignant about being asked but also unable to give a solid answer for good reason lmao#well lads it's finally time to start coping with the finale in the only way i know how besides angst#which is turning the show into my own personal comedy of errors so unfortunately for everyone it's incorrect quote time again 😂💖#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#marvel#b-15#casey#lokius incorrect quotes#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs
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