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[skullywullypully]

[devilisln-moved]

@nightmdic, @griim, and @astremourante prompted: ❤ : Where on their body is your muse most sensitive?

Naughty Little Meme

I don't really think it's...quantifiable. Matt's sensitive all over, right? Yes, of course the common erogenous zones are of course more intense, but at that point it's less a measure of magnitude as it is...just one more thing. If that makes sense. Honestly it just boils down to hey, Matt Murdock? Pretty fucking easy, and that's probably a massive contributing factor.

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

[redrook]

old German lady gave me acupuncture today

she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"

my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.

[matureheelsbeach]

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[thelastfriendly]

So as it turns out James Somerton did in fact fake his suicide note, and did a bunch of other stuff in the meantime

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

[arunneronthird]

he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

[mysharona1987]

[thecollectibles]

The Lady of the Lake by Teresa Ramos

[dorothygale]

i'll just be controversial and say discord is not real social media. it's a fine communication platform but it is not Posting! saying you're gonna move to discord is like saying you're gonna move to facebook messenger get outta here

[gaybichon]

i'm sorry she's so funny

[monstertidbits]

ryoko kui is hands down the queen of character design

[bagofbonesmp3]

[matureheelsbeach]