#lMFAO

[thessaralka]

Bellara: "Solas killed mythal? After all that? Is this another memory from a different time?"

Scout Lace Harding, pride of the Inquisition, IQ 177: "no. He wore that same outfit in the Inquisition."

I'm sorry but I am sobbing this line of dialogue was so fucking funny. The implication that he only has two outfits, that he fucking frescoed himself in one of them, and that it was so iconically raggedy that Harding knew immediately it was from Inquisition Time asjhflamcnjfkwjajcbkwit

[wickedslip]

@bloodwr4th

threatening to kill you as a love confession

[hayaku14]

all i got from this is that kaito's pick-up lines would totally work on shinichi lmaoooo

[bobertbilliams]

Roz vs. the Raccoons

The Wild Robot (2024) dir. Chris Sanders

[twilight-skies]

Her son is in the backseat texting his dad’s friend who knows the airport managers and is trying to bail him out from the TSA

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

[bluejulius]

I like to imagine that Eret and Snotlout insult each other in between their make out sessions 👍

like this, anon?

prick (affectionate)

poor snotlout on his full tippy toes 😔

[nightcolorz]

me: I use tumblr to have analytical conversations with people about the books and shows I like, so of course I enjoy reading takes from different perspectives!

average tumblr comment on my posts with a take coming from a different perspective: False. Everything you just said is wrong. Have you ever had a thought in your entire life? In Tom the dogs great adventure, Tom would NEVER like the color red. You are a miserable person and a fraud of a Tom enthusiast to think that red would be his favorite color. He clearly says, on page 100, that he loves blue. Do your fucking research before you open your fat mouth and assault me with this trash. Delete your blog and kill your self immediately. The assumption that Tom would enjoy the color red even a little bit comes from fascism and violent racism. Check your fucking self. Goodbye.

[indigosparkle444]

Being stoned out in nature is so therapeutic

[bb-enablefreebuild]

Does this count as Griddlehark

[canigetacupofteaplease]

EVERYONE CALLING CAIT COUNT FAGULA LMFOA9FOODOFOOF

[dudja]

Robin Williams Called Conan After The Tonight Show Ended:

[somestorythoughts]

lmfao over here

Headcanon that Luke and Obi Wan got the money to pay Han Solo by selling the moisture farm at bargain-basement prices in Anchorhead without telling anyone that it was totally torched, and by the time anyone find out they were well off planet. Luke now has a reputation as one of Tattooine’s most famous con men despite the fact that it was Obi Wan who ran the con.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

hes my cringefail little daddy issues goblin

[toffeedearest]

I had this weird fear that if I made Toffee appear more feminine people would stop thinking their an enigma (genderqueer or something along those lines I don't have an exact identity lmfao). But nobody nagged me about it, so? thanks for that.

[warningengine]

[raqualswonderfunblog]